Reacting to cringe investment banking marketing video
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UBS Interviewer: So, do you have any questions for us before we wrap up? Me: Yes, bull or bear?
The most accurate part was '..and it's not over yet' at the end. One minute later her VP asks her to get started on a deck due 8am tomorrow. It's gonna be a long night.
The ad captures the essence of investment banking perfectly. It's one big show.
That last bit of advice on potentially bringing up the video in an interview was actually really good ngl. Solid way of bantering whilst keeping it professional
@zatarawood3588
3 жыл бұрын
Heres the best piece of advice ... dont go near this job) Do something useful instead.
Don’t forget about that general disregard for the Chinese Wall. I’m surprised they get hit with fines and penalties by regulators.
LMAO "Is this guy like Obama or something." 😆
Imagine making it to the actual job and expecting it to be like in that video
@AfzalHussein
3 жыл бұрын
😂
@jameshusentoff2953
3 жыл бұрын
Sue them for false advertising
I can’t believe he knows who I am! 😂
I love how internet destroyed this fake/ Californian girl/ everything perfect ad made by people who know nothing about IB.
2:50 If she decides to do the Yoga/Meditation on a cushion, why is she carrying a yoga mat. Lol :'D
@kanieraliapeng724
3 жыл бұрын
Lol aesthetic
Bull or Bear???
@AfzalHussein
3 жыл бұрын
That is the question! 😂
@improcrastinating8063
3 жыл бұрын
Bull... Shiiiteeeee
Every single element is the exact opposite of banking 😂.
@AfzalHussein
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
Hi, this is Johan from UBS PR department. We will be in touch shortly.
Always relaxing to watch your videos! Keep it up :)
its 12:30pm and shes relaxing, what has she actually done today haha
Finally industry reaction!!!!!! Can’t wait exciting stuff
Haven’t been on this channel in over a year. So glad to see you have over 100k subscribers🎉🎉🎉. I think you had 40 some k the last time I watched a vid
It sounds like a Barbie ad
Can’t wait for Industry episode 6 recap reaction :)
"This just turned into some siri ad" 🤣🤣🤣
this was obviously done by an ad agency. they basically just googled industry jargon and just bastardized it with oversentimentality
Agree with majority of this, however wellness centres (or "relax room" 😂) are becoming more common, particularly with recent drive from big Corp to 'appear' to care about employee mental health. Whether the rooms (often converted cupboards) are actually ever used is another question. Our firm have pre-work yoga sessions I believe.
@ronaldtundra5609
3 жыл бұрын
We have Yoga lessons at our company gym, but I think gyms are quite common at companies
Can you do a video on types of math involved in finance degree, CFA and math used within the working industry? Thanks!
Salaam bro, keep up the good work.
legit spit out my food, "what is this guy like Obama or something"
Mate what would you recommend if I'm struggling to secure an internship (I've applied to a lot of places) but can't seem to get past the video interview stage. I'm currently in my third year of a four-year degree. Thanks :)
I saw this the other day and even my mum laughed 🤣🤣
The background music is vibey
No one does meditation in the floor in EY CIB/Consulting. Maybe going to Church or a Prayer Room to know ur ultimate fate by afternoon after not meeting your deadline. Please. 😅😅😅 Kinda funny though UBS
UBS's marketing team is as strong as their bake off game
I did meditation. Gym and then in sauna in morning and sometimes at lunch. You know they are actors when they been camp and cheesy smiles. Most analyst and associate are too busy crunching numbers
7.30 pm ahaha!!! How to illude young people
you posted all your referral links but not the one about UBS video well done
My teacher told me.... If they have to advertise it.. Its usually not good enough. You don't find Oxford University advertising on the back of buses
@sharextra6844
3 жыл бұрын
So true 🤯
I would have liked to have seen her walking out with an ambulance and paramedics in the background. Look left, look right, look up ...
REALLY PERFECT VIDEO!!!
Hi, thanks for all the great videos, I have a question. If you apply for the goldman analyst program in your final year at uni and you manage to get it, which month do you start there then. Also is the start dates for London banks the same. Many thanks
This is a ideal version of ib rember its meant to attract people and 100 hour week and a day of excel is not going to do the job and personality wise it is perfectly for the target audience most ib trader lawyer consultant types love big city high pace glam life so they did there jobs UBS celebrating a 20% uptick in the bonus pool
Does anybody go from doing a bake-off in the morning and trading floor in the afternoon?
@AfzalHussein
3 жыл бұрын
😂
I thought it was a meme when I first saw it 😂😂
It reached the climax with she shows the computes. No way that you get a mac book pro.
I like the fact they use Macs when UBS doesnt use Macs....
Personally I think the biggest down side is that you can't work remotely. If you could work remotely you could live somewhere that will really make that salary carry some weight. Or you could live somewhere really cheap to save money for your own future project. If I could do that then I feel like I could justify the long hours.
are we going to see any more industry reactions
Leaving work at 19:30 What a Joke😂
Hilarious #Yogamat #It's not over yet!! dead!!
I did meditation at some point when I worked as a software developper. During the lunch. I have sever stress issues and my employer seemed happy that I took care of my health. If you convince your manager It won't impact your performance he will let you do it. I probably was the only one out of like 1000 person doing that. I also was the only one wearing a mask to work when I was ill, the only corp job I ever got, they probably thought I was an alien lol.
I'm not sure what's worse the acting or the fact that it's so far off from reality. It seems like UBS needs new compliance officers to enforce these apparently non existing Chinese walls. Maybe they should do an advert for that too. LOL
I heard UBS have not won any good deals in recent years.....so they launched online courses....i dont know how that could help them land the best analysts....and then this ad
Cool video man!!
@AfzalHussein
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@roskes
3 жыл бұрын
@@AfzalHussein I'm hooked to the Industry videos, can't wait for the next one 🙌
What A levels did you take?
I legit thought it was a parody video until i read the comments xD
Who is here after Goldman Powerpoint on analyst 100+ H of work
Bull or bear? Did anyone answer the question?
LOL they also do this in tech with the cringe offices. Open safe inclusive etc. Free food. LOL very cringe
Looooool 5:35- you're taking the PISS
Is it true or fake
You and Joshua Fluke should collab, king. and WTH with masks off the desk?
"Is this guy Obama or something?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bro I could act better than this
@AfzalHussein
3 жыл бұрын
😂
Hahaha this video is a joke! No actual banker at UBS can actually have watched this - looks like a HR product. And yes, I have done 10 years in M&A and Private Equity at highest international level at top tier institutions so I know what it’s about.
@salamandabiko
3 жыл бұрын
So how does it look like actually?
chinese wall as a term is considered racist and insensitive btw... ther term used now is "information barrier"
haha oh my god, UBS either you are very cringe OR you did this on purpose for GENIUS marketing
Yes but they couldn't possibly tell the truth mate) That would firstly be against the rules in banking. Secondly, it would put off all the wannabe rich bankers from sending in their application rather than doing something useful with their life))
bull or bear?? more like bullet or bar
the only thing that was true about that UBS video was the banker's bad skin...
For the Algorithmus
@AfzalHussein
3 жыл бұрын
#Legend
Can i hab a job pls
So cringe hahahaha
I am the 1K like
Ubs faaked
UBS = Ultimate BS
This is a woman's idea of IB.