ZF Clan: "Accidentally" committing War Crimes since 1970.

@aliciafraser1835

4 жыл бұрын

Some how that feels like, a million times worse

@ReySchultz121

4 жыл бұрын

9 years later they're the reason the Soviet Afghan war started.

@Nicmadis

4 жыл бұрын

Obviously it's accidental war crimes. If they were to plan a war crime they would cock it up somehow.

@mercedesbenzdelos90s

4 жыл бұрын

"Can't make a cake without breaking some eggs" -ZF Clan

@CMTechnica

4 жыл бұрын

C Bravo in their case, can’t break an egg without making a few cakes

*Its "Anti Tank" so Busses wouldn't blow up if it rides on top of it* *LOGIC 100*

@prashantks

4 жыл бұрын

I think the logic was about a tank being far more heavier than a bus.

@User_2

4 жыл бұрын

From Wikipedia "The M624 fuze requires 3.75 pounds of pressure to move the tilt rod, and once it exceeds 20 degrees of tilt the mine will detonate." that's if arma 3 anti-tank mines are actually M15 mines.

@moroit1

4 жыл бұрын

@@User_2 Anti-tank mines i've handles had break-off cap that required quite some weight to break as not to detonate if men stepped on to it. Car would have broken it and you could also install it w/o the cap so that very little pressure would crush the detonator.

@cnlbenmc

4 жыл бұрын

Most pressure sensitive Anti-tank mines need about 1 ton of pressure to set one off. Most cars will do that, hell some cows will even do that.

@cmotdibbler4454

4 жыл бұрын

@@cnlbenmc a car will have to weigh about 4 tons to get each wheel to exert that amount of force (each wheel takes approx 1/4 the load of a car)

"Why do I recognize that?" "It's the Pornhub thing." "I... did not recognize that."

@CrocandCo.

3 жыл бұрын

RIP Hub's 10 million videos

@owencole2406

3 жыл бұрын

Deception 100

@iwantlee9510

3 жыл бұрын

@@CrocandCo. Yeah, it's disgusting and F'd up that they removed so much good content...

@stylishniggachannel4763

3 жыл бұрын

@@iwantlee9510 yeah I can’t fab to my favorite vids because it was “flagged”

@Fr0zenEagle

3 жыл бұрын

@@iwantlee9510 worst part is that they'll probably make only a token effort to put some of it back, even though it says "under review".

8:17 The crackle in Cyanide’s mic makes his rage so much better

@killimon1635

4 жыл бұрын

It was radio

@askdeterminataleandaus5670

4 жыл бұрын

@@killimon1635 still better.

@askdeterminataleandaus5670

4 жыл бұрын

@@killimon1635 Also, i like the Rick And Morty Themed Name. C-137 is the dimension where the original Rick and Morty are, So, nice

@GrassPokeKing

4 жыл бұрын

Sammy Merzel When the supervisor is a Battle Droid and giving you a real good chewing out

@Mohit-dm6uy

4 жыл бұрын

Wait that was cy?

I like how Nevil's name is actually "Holy 'n Evil", and they have clarified this, but he's still Nevil.

@Calyptico

4 жыл бұрын

I remember a stream where Cyanide just outright told him to embrace his persona as nobody is going to call him anything other than Nevil.

@gaetanodepaola2ndchannel179

4 жыл бұрын

Aah, the wonders of the internet.

@Daioblis

4 жыл бұрын

Well, Holy'n'Evil doesn't have quite the same ring to it like Nevil.

@andrewg9216

4 жыл бұрын

I love how much Nevils English has improved.

@Packers786

4 жыл бұрын

shut up idiot

So, ZF is a bunch of trolls, and their HQ is in a swamp? Ok.

@boldontarian

4 жыл бұрын

Now I can legally call Soviet a swamp creature.

@thesandman9377

4 жыл бұрын

When you think about it, "All Star" would be remarkably apropos as the ZF theme song.

@peasantking2622

4 жыл бұрын

SOMEBOOOOODY

@DeltaTenNZ

4 жыл бұрын

the world is gonna roll me

@tylerlundry1906

4 жыл бұрын

What that league of evil dudes in justice league called? HQ is in a swamp.... wonder who in ZF is luther

"Fock these glasses aren't prescription!" Been there buddy

@Fr33mx

4 жыл бұрын

I don't get it? Would you be so kind as to explain that to me? Thanks in advance.

@jennymckenzie5304

4 жыл бұрын

Soviet getting Scouse and Geordie confused lol

@PhoenixAce

3 жыл бұрын

@@Fr33mx he needs glasses to see and the glasses he’s wearing Aden prescription

@Fr33mx

3 жыл бұрын

@@PhoenixAce that's not a bit less confusing

@goodhore

3 жыл бұрын

@@Fr33mx the guy's got some eye problem hence why he couldn't spot the enemy. he wore a glass but the glasses he's wearing are not prescription glasses, hence why didn't spot them.

3:48 They should have brought a shotgun with the Doomsday rounds. The building would be down in no time and they wouldn't even need to sneak in like that.

@Tumbleflop

3 жыл бұрын

Just get a protractor attachment on your shotgun, do a bit of math, and just fucking use it like artillary and snipe buildings from the base.

@Xlxxlegendz

3 жыл бұрын

@@Tumbleflop depends if the doomsday round is a slug or buckshot, if its a slug your idea would work, if its a buckshot, then you would probably not land 2 shots on the target

@unknownentityenthusiast6765

3 жыл бұрын

@@Xlxxlegendz the doomsday is a HE slug iirc, IDK how that works

@markbaltazar6916

2 жыл бұрын

I know this was from a year ago, but could you imagine if that didn't work either?

@luigimrlgaming9484

11 ай бұрын

@@markbaltazar6916Step 3: ask the CIA for WMDs

Aizen: Picks up dead man's switch for two seconds WiFi: I'm about to end this man's whole career

@GamerPug-vm1oo

4 жыл бұрын

TeamWaage looks like we’ve come across a Grammar Nazi

@Yceb0x

4 жыл бұрын

GamerPug 1234 And we’ll never not need one >:)

Poor Womble gets no respect. He insists on a respectful name for the uprising, but they keep calling it WANK, But... As soon as they screw up, some fool sings the Badgers song...

@Ch4pp13

4 жыл бұрын

but they are the badgers, they are the badgers.

@lollikabosso.w.n7153

4 жыл бұрын

i thought of Fighting Union of Creative Killerwhales or Solidarity of Enourmous Xavier or League Of Very Extraordinary EDIT: i fufked up

@NoRezos

4 жыл бұрын

@@Delta1296pt2 Dude, it's "fwaggot"

@Kronoscyl

4 жыл бұрын

St Anger

@HunhowsShadowStalker

4 жыл бұрын

@@Ch4pp13 They fight for freedom (but mainly money).

2:17 the gibberish is Norwegian. He says "Nei, men ta deg en bolle! Hallo!" That means "Eat a bun damn it! Hello!"

@nomore1088

3 жыл бұрын

It took me like 3 times to understand it, but when I did, it felt really obvious. Cant believe I missed it the first time.

@ihh2921

3 жыл бұрын

Oh dang you're right, how'd I miss that, typical norsemen. Ain't even a wierd dialect

@nomore1088

3 жыл бұрын

@@ihh2921 Yeah I know right. It sounds like just random bullshit at first.

@tally3018

3 жыл бұрын

Hey everyone! we are making a RTS mod for ARMA, Inspired by Command and Conquer / Total WAr. The scenario functions on vanilla ARMA and does nod need other mods to function. I was hoping you would check it out! Ill leave some links below: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2484091987 (Steam workshop). kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZG18xZl7ebG2nqw.html (the first trailer we did) kzread.info/dash/bejne/gZZ8xNuYZZmsaLw.html (Video showing the unit control). There are a couple more videos on my channel showing the gameplay.

@finnpeterson4335

2 жыл бұрын

@@tally3018 Very strange place to shill, but whatever.

I love it when Cyanide screams at Womble after the anti-tank mine just exploded

@nyotamwuaji6484

4 жыл бұрын

@Dispel pray tell why not?

@halogalaxy5612

4 жыл бұрын

@@nyotamwuaji6484 I think anti tank mines require an extremely heavy weight in order to trigger it, so regular civvy car or truck technically shouldn't trigger it but you didn't hear that from me

@cdeer17

4 жыл бұрын

@@halogalaxy5612 not all of them are like that though some actually use a rod being pressed against a fuse or a magnet to set the thing off

@gravityfox8118

4 жыл бұрын

@MattsNotBanned_ its because its on the radio?

@Ninnuam999

4 жыл бұрын

@MattsNotBanned_ That's because of the radio

*civilian explodes from womble’s mine* 🎵 badgers, we are the badgers...🎵

@jaken7782

4 жыл бұрын

🎵Now fighting against democracy!🎵

@sceptical8694

4 жыл бұрын

FullLifeSlick America’s a republic...

@lollikabosso.w.n7153

4 жыл бұрын

@@sceptical8694 yet follows basic requirements for democracy

@ocwkuro

4 жыл бұрын

@@sceptical8694 "Democracy" and "Republic" are not mutually exclusive terms.

@sceptical8694

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, but because of the fact that we vote for representatives that means we are a republic. A republic is just a more effective and efficient democracy.

Has no one noticed Nevil can be somewhat understandable now?

@T3rr0rc0Re

4 жыл бұрын

Yea it got better earlier this year, sometimes he speaks quite clearly, to a point where you dont realize that its Nevil speaking.

@skylarriddell

4 жыл бұрын

@@T3rr0rc0Re agreed man its amazing how far his speech patterns have coom

@abhijeetshrestha1502

4 жыл бұрын

Our ability to comprehend "Idiot" has just gotten better is all.

@skylarriddell

4 жыл бұрын

@@abhijeetshrestha1502 oh my god haha ya that to

@nicolascoast9653

4 жыл бұрын

skylarriddell Does that mean we speak idiot now? haha

Brilliant

@lawrizli8672

3 жыл бұрын

hey its you!!!

@Ethan70779

3 жыл бұрын

That one guy on the internet! I know him he flies those sky birds!

@Dylan_Sterling

3 жыл бұрын

Are you Airforceproud95?

@Yoko_Grim

3 жыл бұрын

ArmyGround15 spotted

@AndrewLoL_

3 жыл бұрын

Groundpound69

11:38 Japanese military planning meeting, circa 1941, colorized.

@BillehBobJoe

4 жыл бұрын

thats actually good...

@chrishya1099

4 жыл бұрын

It actually fits so well

@yuhengwang2185

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@SchlopFlopper

3 жыл бұрын

That’s actually pretty accurate

@synthwavecat96

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah even the Russian part!

Wait, Nevil has been comprehensible the whole episode? what

@Kaarl_Mills

4 жыл бұрын

*WITCHCRAFT!*

@Jin-di9zv

4 жыл бұрын

He recently got a new mic

@lt-yx1hx

4 жыл бұрын

It's like hearing Bumblebee speak for the first time

@skysoldaccount5531

4 жыл бұрын

I think I heard once he just does it to screw with Womble, but I cant confirm this so dont take my word on iy

@LocalDeepstateAgent

4 жыл бұрын

@@Jin-di9zv His mic never was the problem, the problem was that he sounded like a irish man with a dick in his mouth and no teeths

**Nevil speaks English good enough to be understood** me: This...does put a smile on my face

@epicpinecone4593

4 жыл бұрын

OR we all have become fluent in idiot...

@adamrodriguez7949

4 жыл бұрын

Were nearing the end of his learning english character arc

@KainaX122

4 жыл бұрын

Epic Pinecone I wouldn't be surprised if that's the case

@thesuffering0412

4 жыл бұрын

@@travFOwler2000 he's foreign or something

@raynarix8637

4 жыл бұрын

“Impossible”

"Aye shoot a fooken gun atas" "Dees fooken glaasses ain't prescription man"

6:15 is the timestamp for the animation

@tron-fan1824

2 жыл бұрын

The Fives Echo, and Cody one? Or something else? Edit: Either way thanks 😊

@afailureofaanimator6744

2 жыл бұрын

Thxs mans

@rellaxer3784

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you

@ghanig9948

2 жыл бұрын

the one with the clones? or are there more?

@samueljo7910

2 жыл бұрын

@@ghanig9948 This video: kzread.info/dash/bejne/nHylzZpqmZCdpNI.html

CSAT is Red NATO is Blue His name not Nevil And he's got no glue

@daniellehershey4731

4 жыл бұрын

Perfect

@vu3071

4 жыл бұрын

He already know his name wasn't Nevil, he just call him Nevil

@unkennyvalley287

4 жыл бұрын

Absolute perfection

@TemptationsEnd

4 жыл бұрын

Butt to butt

@FBIagentObama

4 жыл бұрын

BEST POEM EVER DUDE 🎉🎉🎊🎊🏆🏆🏆🥇🥇🎖🎖🎖

Heey, Nevil's English improved like... Significantly! He is now more understandable! Or you guys are now fluent in idiot therefore able to understand him...And to be honest I don't know..

@vu3071

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@TheGuardDuck

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I was thinking, When did he learn to talk? Nice!

@deef6242

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe we're all fluent in idiot

@baconpantsable

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe Nevil was secretly the smart one of the group

4 жыл бұрын

I when through the entire video mistaking someone else's voice with Nevil. Boiii did he improves.

After nearly 4 years, I've just now realized that the face on the dead-man switch bombs, is in fact Soviet's actual face😂.

@Gigglesnix

11 ай бұрын

WOAH

@aryabratsahoo7474

10 ай бұрын

Holy shit! Its actually looks like his face. Imagine him just making that face!!

@savvi3128

9 ай бұрын

Sigh, there was already face reveal before the official face reveal in his The Forest video essay. We never had a slightest idea. Damn, Soviet you beautiful bastard you.

4:00 is anyone gonna ignore the fact that nevil just spoke UNDERSTANDABLE ENGLISH?

@Kasiarzynka

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr. I read another comment about how his pronunciation improved and I actually started rewatching the video because I haven't even noticed him. If he can do this, there's still hope for pretty much everyone.

@thaurane

4 жыл бұрын

Well he's part of the ZF. The standards were pretty low to begin with.

@Hellscrap3r

4 жыл бұрын

That specific line about resetting his game was actually intelligible. Blew me away the first time I heard it.

@dr.bright6272

3 жыл бұрын

He's like a velocirpator in Jurassic Park, he's learning

@yovanbidenovic4940

3 жыл бұрын

Where is Nevil from? California?

"This clan is a sh*t-show" And that's why we love them

@tommygunengineer9184

4 жыл бұрын

Precise af

@math3000

4 жыл бұрын

Isn't that why we're here?

@user-pt5cl2ro6f

4 жыл бұрын

666th

@RadimentriX

3 жыл бұрын

why did i read the 2nd sentence in Quebecs voice?

@IndianaJones-np7is

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-pt5cl2ro6f come gfgfgggfggggggggggggcpggggggggggggggfppffpcppfcpfpggggpccpcpcpccpcpcppccpcpcpcpggpccpcpcpcpcpcfppcfppcpcfpcpcpcppccpcpcpcpcpccppccfppcpcfpcpcpcppcpcfpcppcfpcfffffpcfpcpcpcppcxcfxddcfcdcffxdcffffffffxdcffffxcffgxddgdddddcxcpcpcpcpcpcppcfpcpcfdddddgdgdggdd

6:46 You got to admit, thats more dedication than Cy has ever put into something besides pringles

@mavrik104

4 жыл бұрын

Food in general knowing Cy.

@yeetmaster6984

4 жыл бұрын

No you dont get it it has Pringles cans shoved in the missile tubes that why he wants it.

@PleasantLeech

4 жыл бұрын

It is strange how he can achieve anything he wants to but he only wants the most unusual thing you'd never expect.

@alisondavid8404

4 жыл бұрын

This dude can be a professional player if he wants.... buts food is 💘

@aussieman4791

4 жыл бұрын

@@yeetmaster6984 You know the rocket tubes on the Apaches? They got fuckin pringles tubes stuck in them instead of missiles

With Cyanide going through all of that to get a trophy, you'd think the enemy in game would be terrified if He puts that sort of effort into the mission

3:54 After watching this video more than 20 times, I hear that it’s Nevil laughing

@ryanjapan3113

Жыл бұрын

Oh my god, same, thanks :) Edit: Iirc.

Me: Sees Womble video. Womble: Gonna take a 8-9 week break. Me: Business as usual.

@xSayresthx

4 жыл бұрын

Well not a break, he's making an animation

@francomarrocu7430

4 жыл бұрын

@@xSayresthx really?

@154ahmadavicenna9

4 жыл бұрын

8-9 weeks is not that long, it's only 2 months or so, considering Womble only upload once in 3 month

@oddacity5883

4 жыл бұрын

“Is this the real life, is this reality?”

@yehonatanivgi9073

4 жыл бұрын

8-9 monthes*

Womble uploads the videos so rarely that Nevil started speaking normal English

@DominicPotato

4 жыл бұрын

Владислав Фесенко wait when I need a timestamp

@Midnight_AR

4 жыл бұрын

@@DominicPotato at around minute 3:00 the second guy, the one behind soviet is nevil

@enshrowd

4 жыл бұрын

i'm glad i wasnt the only one who noticed its crazy how good his accent and english has become since playing with these guys

@KcChaos26

4 жыл бұрын

Look at 4:00 when he talk about resetting his game

@standarduser7105

4 жыл бұрын

He purchased a better microphone, he speaks a little bit clearly now.

10:30 . That smile. There was another casualty to that bombing. I died laughing.

11:17 The dead man switch, and the lost commander two of the best things that happened in this gameplay :)

"THESE FOOKIN GLASSES AIN'T PRESCRIPTION MAN!" It's the accent that makes that sentence hilarious.

@standarduser7105

4 жыл бұрын

@Just Alex If only Abbot and Costello spoke like that.

@duckf8622

4 жыл бұрын

Cookien lazer soits

@duckf8622

4 жыл бұрын

Fookin lazer soits

@Clementinewoofwoof

4 жыл бұрын

Just Alex we need the full clip of them talking like that!

“No chanting death to America.” “Awww.” “Ok a little chanting death to America.” “Yaaaay!”

@Skijaramaz

4 жыл бұрын

I am an american and I kinda approve of this sentiment. A harsh spanking and humbling at the very least. We sorely need it over here.

@Zamntron

4 жыл бұрын

@@Skijaramaz our first sin was making fortnite

@SkullzJoker12

4 жыл бұрын

Literally next episode, "I wish I hadn't said that"

@fumiyamda9223

4 жыл бұрын

Me: DEATH TO AMERICA

@Jonathan-fb1kj

4 жыл бұрын

Death to America and Butter sauce.

the singing of ‘Do you hear the people sing’ warmed my heart fucking love les miserables

5:33 I can't unsee the mental image of Womble destroying his meat with Moonlight Sonata in the background

@confused_hans6503

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@butchbabytoaster

11 ай бұрын

Even more unseeable now he's done a face reveal.

Nevil is actually becoming understandable. I'm amazed.

@JohnnyShagbot

4 жыл бұрын

Is he? Or are we just getting better at understanding him by now?

@thegrayyernaut

4 жыл бұрын

I'm so proud watching Nevil grow.

@egnato1165

4 жыл бұрын

Character development

@simosgaming

4 жыл бұрын

And that's what I call, character development. Gg Soviet

@NotBorno

4 жыл бұрын

N' evil not Nevil btw

I like how you're still calling him Nevil after figuring out it's HolyNEvil

@LifeWulf

4 жыл бұрын

Old habits die hard.

@Grinningd

4 жыл бұрын

Heh I was just thinking that, took me ages to remember his real name ;)

@MK-vw6vm

4 жыл бұрын

afaik he changed the name because of that. his nick is now really Nevil :D

@JackDemonXD

4 жыл бұрын

I think Womble also said, after figuring out it's HolyNEvil... that it's just easier to say Nevil... and then Nevil said fuck you to Womble... though I could be wrong :)

@blooddoctor2721

4 жыл бұрын

I was thinking that too

Returning to this video because apparently the eyes and mouth on the satchel charge are from Soviet’s *face.* Edit: Thanks @spk1121 in the replies. 10:36 for the moment.

@onemorescout

Жыл бұрын

Who would have even guessed?

@danykilson4950

9 ай бұрын

Oh my god it is. That's surreal.

@spk1121

6 ай бұрын

10:36

@llmkursk8254

6 ай бұрын

@@spk1121 thanks

6:28 Both at the same time, “But we’re not on a road.”

My friends: 'Arma 3 is a dead game' *SovietWomble uploads video* *1.1 million views in 10 hours*

@LocalDeepstateAgent

4 жыл бұрын

99% of the peopel who watch the video dont have arma 3 or dont play it anymore. Arma 3 has died with CCG going down and Sa-Cunt pulling that full wipe bs. Now all you have left is cancer milsim servers and a few exile servers.

@alvarg

4 жыл бұрын

@@LocalDeepstateAgent we still have some exile servers, wasteland and king of the hill servers in australia

@alvarg

4 жыл бұрын

game is pretty old though, we need arma 4!

@LocalDeepstateAgent

4 жыл бұрын

@@alvarg Yeah but none of those communitys is really active. You got your average 20-50 players on the exile servers but only around 3pm-7pm

*"Totally legitimate and Highly Competent Irishman"* Mate have u been to Ireland

@genesisguadalupe7425

4 жыл бұрын

He's basically saying they should've bought from the IRA. A car bomb would be useful lmao

@arielfetters5662

4 жыл бұрын

@@genesisguadalupe7425 But it's not a car bomb! It's a mobile explosive device :P

@tyronequinn

4 жыл бұрын

My name on discord is IncompetentAndIrish. So it hits hard

@daddysempaichan

4 жыл бұрын

He was a fool, he should've known that even the worst Scottish bombmaker is better than the best Irish bombmaker.

@DxBlack

4 жыл бұрын

_Yur wottin ta goo mate?_

7:03 "It's on principle Hitman 3. If the rebels can steal a Fighter Jet, think about how that makes the rest of the Russians in the region look."

8:15 *Boom* "What?!" "YOU PUT AN ANTI TANK MINE ON THE MAIN ROAD! THE MAAAIN ROAD!"

@FedUpFancy

4 жыл бұрын

I love the wild cackling in the background.

@galaxy8910

3 жыл бұрын

@@FedUpFancy Me too. It just adds to the hilarity

"I don't speak for 'Drunk Cy' Nobody speaks for 'Drunk Cy'" Cyanide 2019

@johndilig6719

4 жыл бұрын

Who speaks for 'DrunkNevil'? Can 'DrunkNevil' be understood?

@Dave_tda18

4 жыл бұрын

@@johndilig6719 Drunk Nevil is a being not to be contacted in any way shape or form, unless someone can speak fish

@poi9314

4 жыл бұрын

@@johndilig6719 no mere mortal can comprehend Nevil because he is a celestial being therefore making his words incomprehensible to the feeble brain we mortals possess.

@JoshSweetvale

4 жыл бұрын

@@poi9314 They called this beast... Gibberkin.

I love how he found out Nevil's name isn't Nevil and it changed literally nothing.

@coragamy2643

4 жыл бұрын

What's his name

@jerichowarframe2958

4 жыл бұрын

@@coragamy2643 Holy N'evil I think

@zeothesnowwolf2937

4 жыл бұрын

Yes it's Holy N'Evil

@TheAsylumCat

4 жыл бұрын

@@zeothesnowwolf2937 now he's the Holy Nevil.

@TheCynicalOne

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah at some point I think in one of the videos that as much as Nevil complained everybody kept calling him Nevil and the only advice available was to "Accept it and move on"

"I don't speak for drunk cy, No one speaks for drunk cy" Cy

10:37 that is wombles actual face lol i never thougt about that :O !

@drauhgur

11 ай бұрын

I was just watching and was about to say haha

-"Sir we are reporting a missing su 25" -"WHAT HAPPENED" -"Apparently one guy with a sniper rifle and a pistol took out our entire base then stole it..."

@EmeraldPro360

4 жыл бұрын

Simo Hayha intensifies

@isoantti

4 жыл бұрын

"Florida man attacks a military base with a hunting rifle; makes his escape in a Russian fighter"

@dionwoollaston5717

4 жыл бұрын

Topias Isotalo I think I remember seeing a movie with a similar premise, some American bloke snuck into the Soviet Union to steal a prototype jet fighter

@DanielSmith-ze9lw

4 жыл бұрын

Sniper armed with a pistol taking out a lot of people? John Whick intensifies

@souvikrc4499

4 жыл бұрын

dion woollaston Firefox is the name, based off a book of the same name.

I actually can understand nevil now, Thats an achievement

@EricTheRedWiseman

4 жыл бұрын

My God, I can actually understand him too! What sort of loopy land did i just walk into?!

@arcm4210

4 жыл бұрын

i dont necessarily think that is a good sign we might be beyond saving now

@slothietunion1742

4 жыл бұрын

@@EricTheRedWiseman it's Russia dude

@williamaldred335

4 жыл бұрын

We all have become fluent in idiot

@MRAtPt

4 жыл бұрын

@@arcm4210or he learned how to speak?

6:46 I'm honestly impressed that cy was able to steal a jet on his own. He said it himself, 5 hours of combat with a sniper and pistol

"I'm so sick of Russian stuff, Russian vehicles" a man ahead of his time I guess.

8:14 Let's appreciate this moment. I think they're missing the main point: It is not the fact of where did Soviet set the mine, is the fact that, because it is called "anti-tank mine" Soviet thinks that ONLY tanks would set off the mine...

@ahsoei9641

4 жыл бұрын

According to my friend, anti-tank mine has some serious threshold, so yeah, it needs something as heavy as a tank to set it off.... Perhaps that civilian truck was pretty heavy.

@basemaus3728

4 жыл бұрын

It actually does, it needs wuite a heavy weight, a average car would probanly not activate it

@Huma270490

4 жыл бұрын

@@basemaus3728 Yep but also there are mines with magnetic detectors which doesn't rely on weight and other models. We don't know which system works on ArmA..

@jeremiahjamesmanacnes2751

4 жыл бұрын

@@Huma270490 can you explain the big red button on the AT mine?

@TheGuardDuck

4 жыл бұрын

Well it's also videogame logic, like how in some games anti-vehicle weaponry does poop to infantry...??? Because troops carry stronger armor than tanks??? I would have made the same mistake. Funny thing, Womble makes mistakes because he figured the game works such a way, and everyone else makes mistakes cuz they're stupid cunts. I feel sorry for him.

Chinny's war starter pack 1)Pistol - 1x 2)Kevlar - 1x 3)Morphine - 77x and pretty much whole pharmacy shop in the bag

@davecrupel2817

4 жыл бұрын

Cyanide needs his medication.

@mikesmith-mr9ti

4 жыл бұрын

@@davecrupel2817 Oh yeah the old episode flashbacks :DD

@damrullah

4 жыл бұрын

@@davecrupel2817 there's never enough morphine for cyanide 🤣

@chrisbartow192

4 жыл бұрын

Hey morphine sells for alot in altos okay

@undrscor6741

4 жыл бұрын

I don't see a problem.

"Of course the fucking Northerner is a smackhead. Bloody hell." Such a savage, Soviet.

Literal explosives: *doesn't even leave a scratch on the factory* Quad Bike: *I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move*

It appears Nevil has attended speech class, I’m proud of him.

@fashionsoulsonlysouls5575

4 жыл бұрын

He’s growing up so fast!

@NoNameGamilain

4 жыл бұрын

Nah... In Soviet's word " He's like Chewbacca... You understand him more the longer you stay with him" XD

@scitechian

4 жыл бұрын

Vietnamese is a helluvan accent.

@GradietPanda12345

4 жыл бұрын

Carson Roepke you’re a moron

@lt-yx1hx

4 жыл бұрын

@@GradietPanda12345 how?

No-one Aizen *holds dead man switch Wifi: yeet

@cryptcast5910

4 жыл бұрын

Bomb: *HAPPINESS NOISE*

@dahomiebolton3553

4 жыл бұрын

Bomb:FREEEEEEEEEEEEDOMMMMM!!!!!

The best line in this that could come right out of Hollywood: “we have to make due with the ones who sell the stuff, and not the ones who don’t.”

8:17,I like this version of Cy

Cyanide's meltdown after the anti tank mine is the funniest thing I've seen all day Also is it just me or is Nevil becoming more and more comprehensible?

@redgroupclan

4 жыл бұрын

I know right, I could actually understand what he was saying this time.

@randomrotors7639

4 жыл бұрын

No, you have just been exposed long enough that its starting to make sense.

@unkennyvalley287

4 жыл бұрын

You are starting to get fluent in idiot

@l.q.a.6279

4 жыл бұрын

It just feels so weird actually understanding what Nevil said, really.

@ShadowIsatis

4 жыл бұрын

The guy in the background of his meltdown laughing like a hyena was even better.

These Bulllshitteries are pure gold, always worth the wait. Excellent work as usual Womble!

@Elf_rl

4 жыл бұрын

No. Pure ruby

@matjaz93

4 жыл бұрын

trueeeeeee

@ALEXANDER59394

4 жыл бұрын

@@Elf_rl I see your bluff and raise you pure cocaine ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@adityathakur2934

4 жыл бұрын

Really man

@darkninja1012

4 жыл бұрын

they are indeed worth all the wait

11:40 This is the moment the ZF Clan sealed their fate.

10:37 Correct me if I'm wrong but I'm pretty sure this is actually Soviet's first partial face reveal

*"That's your no claims bonus gone"* Most adult thing I've heard on this channel

@Andrew-ih2gz

4 жыл бұрын

Can't lose your no claims bonus if there isn't anyone left to put a claim. The logic is perfect here. Lol

@NearlyH3adlessNick

4 жыл бұрын

It also assumes they pay the insurance premiums Haha idky, but ZF seems like a clan that would _"forget"_ to pay them

8:09 "The Gang commits a War Crime" "It's Always Sunny in Altis"

@kroneyt1493

4 жыл бұрын

I hereby declare SovietWomble as Charlie and Cyanide as Frank. Anybody else got input for who in ZF would represent Dennis, Mac and Dee?

@RobMustDie482

4 жыл бұрын

@@kroneyt1493 nep as Dee

@kroneyt1493

4 жыл бұрын

@@RobMustDie482 I feel like nep would take offense to that (assuming she knew anything about the show)

@RobMustDie482

4 жыл бұрын

@@kroneyt1493 Well, there's only three girls, Nep, Cake, and Cyanide's hot Girlfriend.

I nearly lost my side when the deadman switch/mine split screen came on. That is genuinely on of the most competent and ingenious use of visual storytelling I've ever seen in video.

Man, watching this after part 5 gives you a new perspective on why that factory didn’t explode XD

The most anticipated 5 part series of 2019.

@GanonTEK

4 жыл бұрын

You know, we're probably going to get the 3rd Fantastic Beasts movie before part 3 of this.

@McCoolDJ123

4 жыл бұрын

bold of you to assume its out before the end of 2019

@Airsickword

4 жыл бұрын

Nicolai Madsen bold of YOU to assume it would

@Jin-di9zv

4 жыл бұрын

@@Airsickword bold of you to assume

@YoMamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

4 жыл бұрын

2021

This Man Sacrifices Monetization for the sake of Entertainment. God Bless You Womble!

@noelic6744

4 жыл бұрын

Well, this is actually just advertisement for his twitch channel. He doesn't really focus on youtube very much and doesn't care about earning money from this platform. He wants to solely focus on his streams.

@dhafakurniawan8166

4 жыл бұрын

And he has patreon too

@Mymmii

4 жыл бұрын

@@noelic6744 that's one of the most incorrect things I've seen posted on Womble's videos

@hardeepsinghpuri7250

4 жыл бұрын

He actually focuses on KZread too much. He edits his videos himself and with this high quality content, it takes him weeks of hard work to produce a non-monetised video.

@judescott215

4 жыл бұрын

@@aragornstarscream803 a man of culture I see

Cyanide's reaction to the anti-tank mine has got to be one of the funniest things i have heard in months. The bad audio quality only makes it so much better.

I love the ending. “Right. No chanting Death to America.” “Awwww.” “All right. A little bit of Death to America.” “YAAAY!” Makes him sound like a father who’s stern but still makes the child’s day with some fun.

"The northerner's a smackhead" I learn so much about Britain watching Womble.

@insertname1667

4 жыл бұрын

cory6266 then you should know he's talking utter nonsense! We northerners are pissheads, it's the southern fairies who have the money to be able to afford a habit that'll make them a smackhead!

@rorschach42

4 жыл бұрын

@@insertname1667 Have you seen the price of beer down here? Smack's way cheaper.

@kawaiishrekuwuenergy5262

4 жыл бұрын

@@rorschach42 now I know where to go when in England

ZF: * Have a genuinely good idea * The Natural Order: Am I a joke to you? Aizen's Steam Authentication: I'm about to end this whole man's career

@quockhangnguyenluong3620

4 жыл бұрын

More like "i'm about to end this clan entire career"

@rautamiekka

4 жыл бұрын

Just wait for a false BattlEye ban for the whole Clan :P

@igneous061

4 жыл бұрын

who else is dying from that scene.....

It’s amazing to think that all this is a figment of ZF’s imagination

10:25 the Deadman switch falling and the smile are the best part of this entire video

I remember watching the stream, thinking, "that mine in the middle of the road is going to kill someone, and it won't be an enemy." 5 minutes later...

@unkennyvalley287

4 жыл бұрын

I still have the clip of it. "I think we've learned a valuable lasson here today" "Yeah you are a chimp"

@ukuneeme5025

4 жыл бұрын

Where Are the streams

@spartanxander-0476

4 жыл бұрын

But Womble was onto something brcause anti tank mines arent easily triggered, maybe the truck was heavy enough but for example you could literally jump on a real one and not go off

@Xeridanus

4 жыл бұрын

Anti-tank mines are magnetic so if enough metal goes above them they activate.

@FarEast56

4 жыл бұрын

@@ukuneeme5025 it was a month ago i think

Subs: It's already impossible of him to upload a video every couple of months let alone multiple Womble: *Observe*

@NijiAlmostKilledMyOshi

4 жыл бұрын

He's said he aims for one every four weeks

@thewritersroom816

4 жыл бұрын

@Stefan J Long time to edit and spends most of his free time streaming. May also have work idk.

@TheLeaderX1

4 жыл бұрын

@Stefan J look at 2:33 and you understand why

@zetroll0372

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheLeaderX1 so you're saying that the animation going around the screen took a loooooong time to edit or womble is high?

@tranced42

4 жыл бұрын

Savvy Marshall more like one every 4 months

The beginning of this video (when they just moved to the Swamp) took place at the same time as when they lost Petros in the final episode on stream. Right after Cyanide talked about Hella Skrilla, they proceeded to checking out the buildings, and Quebec realized they lost the commander. The power of editing.

@theblackknight870

2 жыл бұрын

Thats pretty cool. Thank you.

Dad: Son what do you want for your birth day. Son: Antistasi Bullshittery - part 3 Dad: Be realistic son. (dumb joke I just wanted to do because why not when have nothing better to do)

@dennisthechemist4413

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@vakiova103

4 жыл бұрын

Take a look at the channel

A: We have a problem B: What? A: People die when they are killed.

@lewhanwen4302

4 жыл бұрын

Shirou Emiya-style reasoning right there.

@myst8719

4 жыл бұрын

@@lewhanwen4302 YOU are a man of culture my friend !

@strangerice4467

4 жыл бұрын

@@lewhanwen4302 Genuinely didn't expect that from these comments! Call me impressed!

@tsukasa9838

4 жыл бұрын

Even if youre correct doesnt mean youre right

@lewhanwen4302

4 жыл бұрын

@@strangerice4467 mapo tofu

10:41 I like how the bomb was silently overjoyed when Aizen dropped his dead-man switch

@alexforbes9291

4 жыл бұрын

ToyWasHere. The face is actually soviets face He talked about it a live stream

@slasher8765

4 жыл бұрын

@@alexforbes9291 I knew it, i see why quebec says he looks strange

@slasher8765

4 жыл бұрын

@@alexforbes9291 his eyes are so large

@cluelessbrain602

3 жыл бұрын

@@alexforbes9291 holy fuck... There is a clip to that?

@UniverseIndistries

3 жыл бұрын

Best unplanned skit I have ever seen.

I agree with womble on the anti-tank mine thing. You'd think that an AT mine would be set to only trigger with the weight of a tank, and not and just any car.

@12th.jahlil

3 жыл бұрын

No, mine is mine

@unknownentityenthusiast6765

3 жыл бұрын

APVX I mean anti tank mines sometimes have weight triggers and sometimes have a magnetic activator, the AT mine could have been one of the magnetic ones

@12th.jahlil

3 жыл бұрын

That is new info for me. Probably Broken Shadows

@greensteve9307

3 жыл бұрын

Rat poison only kills rats, right?

@thedeergod435

3 жыл бұрын

Keep in mind is was a truck, could have been loaded with enough weight to cause it to set off

7:14 this implies that everyone else knew what Cyanide was doing and just went with it

Everyone thinks Nevil sounds more comprehensible but really we’ve all just been slowly adjusting to the point where we can no longer tell the difference

@tylerlundry1906

4 жыл бұрын

We're all fluent in idiot speak by now. Maybe that mean political jobs are open now

@moose-mancer

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, let's undermine someone's effort improving their English.

@adamstringer7092

4 жыл бұрын

I think he's finally got a microphone that doesn't sound like he found it in a skip.

@TheJjcczz

4 жыл бұрын

Señor Tequila Purr I’m not undermining anything nevil’s speech is a long running joke, Womble and Cyanide made a similar joke in a previous episode and all of ZF have joked about it for a long time. If Nevil had a problem with it then he would have said so a long time ago

@ronnieanderson8258

4 жыл бұрын

TheJjcczz yes

"Aye shot a fookin gun at us" "These fookin glasses aren't prescription man" I lost it. Laughing and in a lot of pain! Chinny, give me some morphine!

@ozzycat1687

4 жыл бұрын

We both know Chinny would've said "Fuck you, these are mine"

@mkkvc

4 жыл бұрын

Are you dealing drugs?! *„No“*

@trevorwilliams8907

4 жыл бұрын

I lost it when they started speaking

@madokaneaigasaki

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😣😣😣

i like how Soviet drives on the left side of the road like it's Englang, even though he can clearly see that other cars are driving on the right side

5:04 He's singing a song from "Le Miserable" French revolution movie

Who would win: An undestroyable factory, that can survive multiple bomb explosions Or One biky boy

@LocalDeepstateAgent

4 жыл бұрын

Its arma 3 where thorn bushes that render in when you're 5m far away from them can and will one hit the strongest armored vehicle in the game, the Slammer UP. Also never underestimate quad bikes plus all the realism mods like ace3 which they're using. EACH of that mods shrapnels that appear when a vehicle explodes has the damage of a GBU

@hw7202

4 жыл бұрын

Realism > goofy gameplay

@LocalDeepstateAgent

4 жыл бұрын

@@hw7202 I mean, ace3 and all that shit are supposed to enhance the realism factor. But all they really do is fuck up the gameplay in a good way.

@TehMillionkill

4 жыл бұрын

It was a load-bearing quadbike

@danted.lixious6738

4 жыл бұрын

🤔🤔 I mean the building might have been weakened all along with the bombs

So after 2-3 bullshitteries in a row I'm going to submerge a little bit to work on some side-projects. My advanced apologies for my absence. Probably be gone for 8-9 weeks or so. See you soon xx

@mrnoobssayshi

4 жыл бұрын

Nooooo

@davecroes3086

4 жыл бұрын

Business as asual :p

@MrLeeamus

4 жыл бұрын

ARG GIMME MORE SOVIET VIDEO JUICE ARG!!!!

@sebs143

4 жыл бұрын

SovietWomble apriciate your content

@aidenweber7355

4 жыл бұрын

Again?!

"These fookin' glasses ain't prescription, man!" I'm still giggling about that one.

6:59 Let me put it this way. If you have the jet, the enemy doesn’t

Several C4s vs a Factory building: *_Factory 100% health._* Tiny quadbike explosion vs factory: *_Factory destroyed_* ARMA Logic

@mavrik104

4 жыл бұрын

I do get annoyed at the building health pool system.... at least it didn't fix it's self between raids

@daddyjesuschrist

4 жыл бұрын

Was deep in enemy territory alone once with a mission to bring down a building. Was scared shitless everytime I heard gunshots (we were in an active combat zone). Went running around the building putting c4 all over because I was worried it would fail

@verrelrafiano6564

4 жыл бұрын

That's how arma work

@ImMora1

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah it's like driving over a bicycle with a tank all over again...

@joshs4441

4 жыл бұрын

That's bad game design.

The dead man switch edit got me full buckling, man

@Marpurrsa

4 жыл бұрын

@@dr.hahnchenflugel1492 he's been on cyanide's stream before, just look it up

@Eriksjostrom

4 жыл бұрын

@@Marpurrsa As always, that was Mr Batty, one of Cyanide's IRL friends and mods. Rewatch the footage and try to look through the extremely thin layer of sarcasm.

@eeyoreboygames8060

4 жыл бұрын

One of the best clips 😂

@mathewsebastiane8641

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr

3:12 Soviet- nevil I need the charge Nevil-it's in my Bunk Bunk. Me-Bunk Bunk?

He's making a list He's checking it twice He's bringing me an improvised explosive device

@ArkaniumGaming

3 жыл бұрын

@@amelia4384 About damn time someone caught on.

@ArkaniumGaming

3 жыл бұрын

@@amelia4384 Radio stations on 11/1: Time to blast the same Xmas music non-stop!

If it’s 2/5, womble, does that mean there’s 3 more videos coming? Because I’m in my second year of college and I’d like to see part 4 before I get a PHD.

@UndeadCrow99

4 жыл бұрын

^

@theworld9533

4 жыл бұрын

You'll never see it

@zacbaker2696

4 жыл бұрын

The J-Key RIGHT?!

@Azakadune

4 жыл бұрын

Ill be in university before he finishes those three. Like actually. Fuck.

@Trazyn_the_Infinite_40K

4 жыл бұрын

I'll be in my second enlistment by the time he finishes this.

I just want to remind everyone that Cyanide knifed NBK #Neverforget

@aqib4925

4 жыл бұрын

Nbk already knifed him back, the meme is dead now

@kaystephan2610

4 жыл бұрын

@@aqib4925 It isn't. A kill is a kill. He knifed him. Long live the NBK knife. Edit: Also he knifed him first. LOL

@mila7817

4 жыл бұрын

This comment is Cy's alt, got it.

@johnlorenpelayo

4 жыл бұрын

#Neverforget

@exocakes4587

4 жыл бұрын

I also want to remind everyone that Edberg knifed Cyanide in the past.

6:16 for anyone coming from the Star Wars thing

I've watched this whole 5 episode series about 50 times over now, and it's still not old.