And that’s it folks, see y’all again in 3-5 months

@dandan558

4 жыл бұрын

Lol right

@kineticraptor3318

4 жыл бұрын

Queue loony tunes tune

@kabob0077

4 жыл бұрын

See y'all in therapy.

@excaliburrebel7881

4 жыл бұрын

Bro do you understand how long these subtitles would take to make? You gotta give him time

@ryanvalentine4151

4 жыл бұрын

Excalibur Rebel r/whoooooosh

"Are you cheating on me?" I see somebody told her about Sophia Miacova

@lazaruslongnl9046

4 жыл бұрын

Had to google that.... person. And these jokes work if they are atleast somehwat believable.

@jameson1239

4 жыл бұрын

Lazarus LongNL it’s a joke from a ZF arma vid

@baccaismemebob2603

4 жыл бұрын

Lazarus LongNL Its an i side joke from the other arma vids Basically, in game they have to rescue a hostage. Cyanide names the hostage Sophia Miacova and talks of sexing her but the hostage is a male avatar with a male imitating a female voice. Cyanide kills "sophia" twice in the bullshittery whils everyone mocks him

@toastyproductions8345

4 жыл бұрын

Lazarus LongNL understand the meme before you judge the meme... Psalm 10:13

@robdavis4951

4 жыл бұрын

@@lazaruslongnl9046 big clown

"Do you see those people on the hill, Corporal?" "Aye, sir." "I don't want to." "Aye, sir."

@sexyscales

3 жыл бұрын

How can anyone be this bloody clever???

@davidmadej5955

3 жыл бұрын

TrellDragon Anasa maybe it’s not their cleverness that makes them genius but their terribleness that shines in the turdnip night. Lol I’ll jump off now.

@merlinious01

3 жыл бұрын

Where/ when was this said?

@noahandrulis9077

3 жыл бұрын

@@alexaa1 I know in The Weaver Option, which is a WH40K story, there this set of lines: “Gunners, do you see the ugly crimson hover-vehicles at eight hours coming in our direction?” “Yes, Colonel!” “I don’t want to.”

@naws69

3 жыл бұрын

timestamp please

“Let’s go poke the Yanks” it’s probably the single most self-destructive line I’ve ever heard

@richardtaylor1652

Жыл бұрын

Imperial Japan in 1945: "Mistakes were made..."

@Rurik_Luci

11 ай бұрын

​@@richardtaylor1652 Here comes the sun

@Jadefox32

10 ай бұрын

​@@Rurik_Luci"we sank 8 boats and they dropped the sun on us TWICE!"

@crackdchosen1

10 ай бұрын

@@Jadefox32 badger for the win!

@GabrielKitignaTessouat

6 ай бұрын

@@Rurik_Luci Bringing you love and shining on everyone

"We stole some shitty beat up truck and they send out a four million dollar drone?" Accurate US military tactics.

@zulda1396

4 жыл бұрын

I mean irl they'll call in mortar strikes on some random ass dude with a sniper rifle.

@hellsentthe3rd318

4 жыл бұрын

In france they used drones to stop manifrstants ...... they got destroyed by pigeons the same day

@11Survivor

4 жыл бұрын

@@hellsentthe3rd318 I'd say a more accurate version is: the drones did their job, then shredded some pigeons, thus malfunctioning and plummeting to their destruction.

@hellsentthe3rd318

4 жыл бұрын

@@11Survivor well still couldn't stop the manifestants for longer than an afternoon

@11Survivor

4 жыл бұрын

@@hellsentthe3rd318 Eh. Drones suck anyways.

"We stole a shitty beat up truck and they send a 4 million dollar drone?" As a member of the US military I can confirm this is how we flex

@Crankiebox99

4 жыл бұрын

HunterK25 When you use a 2 Billion dollar plane with a 400,000 dollar bomb to bomb a 25 dollar tent

@comandernejo

4 жыл бұрын

OVERKIIIILLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!

@Umbrella4me

4 жыл бұрын

Cuz 'Merica.

@mlarson

4 жыл бұрын

@@Crankiebox99 yeah

@kamronhiltunen245

4 жыл бұрын

Yee, we do shit like this lol

"I will be whatever you want me to be" "I wanna be single" Oof

@waterymelon9640

3 жыл бұрын

Someone call the cops cuz we just witnessed a murder

@amirahnabilah4643

3 жыл бұрын

@Ganesh BS well still considered pretty

@millerwhale

3 жыл бұрын

@@bhismarazani6750 asking for a friend I presume?

@partyjerk

3 жыл бұрын

@@watyhu99 The fuck, THAT counts as super hot? she isn't even top 20% of that age group looks-wise

@boyoncrack313

3 жыл бұрын

@Ganesh BS you talk a whole lotta bullshit

“So we’re learning that the Americans have no chill” Bro, the Japanese bombed some ships and we dropped the sun twice

When Cy’s girlfriend said, “I wanna be single,” that even hurt me. Oof

We can finally comprehend 75% of what Nevil says.

"The Americans have absolutely no chill." Womble, our defense budget is enormous for a reason.

@Engitainment

3 жыл бұрын

"Defense" budget, yep

@dartfroglover99

3 жыл бұрын

Yep, we gotta defend those oil refineries somehow.

@calebwilson653

3 жыл бұрын

Engitainment it.. is though :/

@Hitmanhawk

3 жыл бұрын

Engitainment Someone is salty

@aurelien5747

3 жыл бұрын

Hitman3000hawk how is that salty? he’s being sarcastic

"No, no, America, you're not supposed to go all out right at the beginning! You're supposed to start off small and work your power level up over time!" "This is me starting off." "...Oh. Hey guys I think we're boned!"

@ryan_r44

3 жыл бұрын

Dusty Wolfe I love the reference

@idontcarebut9212

3 жыл бұрын

@Ryan Repka what’s the referance?

@ryan_r44

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t care, but it’s dragonball Z abridged but the broly movie

@discopotato4673

3 жыл бұрын

Lovely reference mate.

@thomaslavitola7789

3 жыл бұрын

I see you are a man of culture as well

"We've just learned that Americans have no chill" Japan: *First Time?*

@generalfranky1905

4 жыл бұрын

I'm laughing way too hard at this XD

@ibpokin7437

4 жыл бұрын

The greatest comment I've ever seen

@markkiefer3243

4 жыл бұрын

You're goddamn right we don't. Education? Nahhh...put all the cash into butchering people who have no chance in hell of fighting back, then wonder why we've got a national debt the size of the fucking moon.

@flamingtiger3629

4 жыл бұрын

@@markkiefer3243 damn right brother Holla at your Texan over here

@ln7929

4 жыл бұрын

@@markkiefer3243 if it makes you feel any better the Japanese did the exact same thing to the Chinese and POWs

it's 2019 and Soviet just learned that Americans have no chill

@tonyliu6749

4 жыл бұрын

I mean comon they shot up their own school, shopping center, movie theaters, bars and god knows what else, it should be a very established fact that they got no chill

@billmelater6470

4 жыл бұрын

@@tonyliu6749 We also shoot back at them, but you'll never see that covered in media.

@yapyapthedestroyer8379

4 жыл бұрын

@@billmelater6470 because it goes against their narrative.

@GamerBurgerz

4 жыл бұрын

@@billmelater6470 an infinitesimally small amount that in no way mitigates the wider, systemic issue of gun violence, you mean

@ChronoTriggerHappy

4 жыл бұрын

@@GamerBurgerz My guns have yet to decide they want to kill someone, its mental health that's the problem, its a shit system if you dont have people to really fall back on

“We stole a beat up truck and they send out a four million dollar drone?” “The Americans have absolutely no chill” This describes the American reaction to most conflicts fairly accurately yes

@elduquecaradura1468

10 ай бұрын

I mean, if you want to be considered a superpower, you have to act like one... I guess

@ardantop132na6

7 ай бұрын

When you're America, you need to do an "Appropriate" / "Proportional" response.

Womble: "Let us poke the yanks!" U.S: *So you have chosen...death.*

You’re early Soviet, this video wasn’t due for another 2 months.

@perrysalarada5530

4 жыл бұрын

It was 2 months

@whynotll83

4 жыл бұрын

you spelled 5 years wrong.

@AchmadAs-sidiq

4 жыл бұрын

Part 2 is when i was 13, now i'm 18

@TheCasualSubculturist

4 жыл бұрын

@@AchmadAs-sidiq Next time video is out, you will be able to drink.

@jackdaniels6536

4 жыл бұрын

Holy shit, this time i could understand Nevil. Looks like he got himself a better mic

Plot Twist: Cyanide’s Hot Girlfriend is leading the Americans.

@littleghost2271

4 жыл бұрын

It world make sense on what happened in 6:10-7:04

@diamondtron01

4 жыл бұрын

'Merica

@tasuu_

4 жыл бұрын

Stephen Reed oh no

@leithesocialistyuricon8981

4 жыл бұрын

Stephen Reed Well she *IS* as unstable as their president!

@littleghost2271

4 жыл бұрын

Leiden The Yuricon is it sad that I agree with that

"Hang on hes with the daily mail" *Gunfire*

When you poke the Yanks, the Yanks poke back. And by “poke” I mean “stab.” With a bayonet. And then they shoot you with the gun attached to the bayonet.

@Manly-Tears

2 жыл бұрын

More like, when you poke the Yanks, they drone strike you back to the Stone Age.

@thehoodedteddy1335

2 жыл бұрын

Repeatedly

@demonikr1

2 жыл бұрын

the gun also happens to be a .50 BMG Anti-Material Rifle

@AmphiStuG

2 жыл бұрын

@@demonikr1 Which also happens to be (for unknown reasons) mounted atop an M1A2 Abrams MBT with a 120mm Rheinmetal smooth-bore cannon, which it then proceeds to shoot at the then bayoneted and shot target.

@TheAKgunner

Жыл бұрын

The US Military gets thirty billion dollars every year, and by God, they WILL spend every cent of it!!

Nevil had a shitload of character development in this episode, holy shit.

@MakiKata59

4 жыл бұрын

I personally enjoy every time he appears, and I'm amazed by Soviet's decoding abilities !

@peterpan23

4 жыл бұрын

this plot wack, the director injected too much morphine in his ass

@isakthabro8233

4 жыл бұрын

And Cyanide's hot girlfriend didn't?

@acedarakai1857

4 жыл бұрын

@@isakthabro8233 *Crazy

@NoobGamer-mh4gj

4 жыл бұрын

@@MakiKata59 he has learned from master cyanide

The utter joy in the statement; "It's me mate, BENJI" Makes me happy

@anthonygrant4413

4 жыл бұрын

Benji should know he’s got a good mate.

@mauz791

4 жыл бұрын

He's such a lad

@nucleartemptations3044

4 жыл бұрын

5:36

@taylorgilmore4108

3 жыл бұрын

Pure joy. 😄

@justicedaniels3760

3 жыл бұрын

Something I tend to quote with equal enthusiasm

"You can't quote The Art of War to explain your overindulgence on snacks!"

“Hes with the daily mail” *murders* The Appropriate response

Aight wankers, see you all in 3 months for Part 4

@n00bKen

4 жыл бұрын

True

@Dr1Villar

4 жыл бұрын

True, but we wait & then we laugh 👍🏻😂

@king.kthebest6158

4 жыл бұрын

@@holoqofholoqqia9503 idk, how about you crazy mother fr

@holoqofholoqqia9503

4 жыл бұрын

@@king.kthebest6158 I'm doing fucking good thanks for asking.

@king.kthebest6158

4 жыл бұрын

@@holoqofholoqqia9503 fu#$&@! noice

Nevil actually speaks English better than ever. Cyanide and Womble didn't try to murder each other this episode, and act more "friendly" than usual. What kind of pararrel universe did we transform to?

@Jartran72

4 жыл бұрын

If your mates chick is acting out you support your bro. I thought that was common knowledge.

@ryaquaza3offical

4 жыл бұрын

Cyanide still got fat shamed so give it awhile and they’ll be murdering each other just like old times

@BDR123

4 жыл бұрын

Its russia dude

@BlackLegion12621

4 жыл бұрын

What sort of loopy land have we entered?

@charlieb4554

4 жыл бұрын

The West Midlands

"We stole a shitty beat up truck and they sent a $4 million drone?!" Predator drones are sold in "packages" of four for $64 million. So that is $16 million a piece.

6:26 While they are planning, meanwhile in the Bradley IFV with a 25mm bushmaster auto cannon Spotter: Hey you see those fuckers on the hill? Gunner: Yeah Spotter: Delete them.

@GovernorBroadsideDS

Жыл бұрын

Probably foaming at the mouth waiting for clearance to smoke those fuckers

Is it me, or has Neville's English improved ever so slightly? ACCIDENTS HAPPEN!

@haraken3119

4 жыл бұрын

Practice is key to improvement... that very sentence must have been said innumerable times... especially within that clan.

@vergeliteknight6416

4 жыл бұрын

A little improvement

@csgas0

4 жыл бұрын

you're becoming fluent in idiot

@jivasche3029

4 жыл бұрын

@Levi Nitsah holy shit, it explained why Nevil can only say fuck you back then

@hellsentthe3rd318

4 жыл бұрын

I'm not even sure if it's nevil now

“No you can’t quote the art of war to explain your over indulgence in snacks!” That one got me

@AllisonDeereVR

4 жыл бұрын

"BUT ITS SZUN TZU SOVIET"

@viacheslav1

4 жыл бұрын

Senx Jizuz

@ThuhElement

Жыл бұрын

Same!! Hahaha

@huzzo9674

Жыл бұрын

I decided to go into the comments right when he was saying that and I read this in perfect time with when he said it

Imagine just parachuting into a foreign country and then just getting mugged by the rebels

@frenchsoldier8485

3 жыл бұрын

Fallschirmjäger, getting mugged by civilian farmers in Créte: *Coughing*

"Lets go poke the yanks" *Queue fortunate son*

@sovi8762

3 жыл бұрын

*unfortunate son in this case

@youtubecensored9957

2 жыл бұрын

Guarantee you one of the pilots was probably playing that lmao

When Maja said "I wanna be single" I just felt the pain of Cyainde and dropped my spaghetti [*]

@cbomb60

4 жыл бұрын

Never forgetti

@wuffle.d.biscut7600

4 жыл бұрын

If you look at it at another angle you can see it as an opportunity

@H3CR

4 жыл бұрын

But she's so hot

@coldnoodles2951

4 жыл бұрын

The floor touched you spaghetteeee!!!

@holokyttaja5476

4 жыл бұрын

Hehe, Soviet's getting in there

Everyone gangsta until the Americans show up with air support.

@coreytaylor447

4 жыл бұрын

fun fact! the US does not send troops anywhere with out air superiority

@5678sothourn

4 жыл бұрын

@Devon Crusader And you like it

@houseslippers7732

4 жыл бұрын

"Anyone who has to fight, even with the most modern weapons, against an enemy in complete command of the air, fights like a savage against modern European troops, under the same handicaps and with the same chances of success." Erwin Rommel

@cstgraphpads2091

4 жыл бұрын

@Devon Crusader Someone's upset.

@theman5887

4 жыл бұрын

@Devon Crusader lol was it your first day on /pol/? Think you're le redpilled xdxdxd because you used some parentheses?

"He's with the Daily Mail" is still one of my favorite jokes lmao

@thanossnap4170

2 жыл бұрын

So perfect!

6:20 As an American I can definitively say: *"ITS NOT ABOUT THE TRUCK, ITS ABOUT TEACHING YOU FUCKS SOME RESPECC"*

@LoneWolf_432

Жыл бұрын

Lol I agree

@c0nvict_pleb174

2 ай бұрын

Respect! Mf you don’t respect your own peoples opinions by views alone 😂 (this is a joke btw don’t take it personally)

"We stole a shitty beat up truck and they send out a 4 million dollar drone!?" That's America.

@dennisdexter5602

4 жыл бұрын

You should really read the story about the tree cutting in the no man zone better the koreas

@AccidentalInsomniac427

4 жыл бұрын

It's about sending a message.

@DeathnoteBB

4 жыл бұрын

HaTeRz A joke?? On a Sovietwomble video? Idk man sounds fake /s

@lootjunior

4 жыл бұрын

thats american oil in the truck, all the oil belongs to america

@outka5tz

4 жыл бұрын

@Jason Whittenburg indeed

*soviet revives Nevil* Nevil, an “intellectual:” AIJASLAHV-! *soviet puts Nevil out of his pain*

@socially_mute7086

4 жыл бұрын

Perfect onomatopoeia

@MaxSpider2000

4 жыл бұрын

@@socially_mute7086 yeah pretty much. Although I thought he was saying "Allahu Akbar" in Nevil language. P.S. The "Nevil noises" meme would work too :)))

@Mrgrim888

4 жыл бұрын

"Hai1 Hit1er" lol I think that's the reason why he shot him. xD

@MaxSpider2000

4 жыл бұрын

@@Mrgrim888 lol that's all I hear now

@Ryan-mech-muffin

4 жыл бұрын

And my like has gotten us to 666 likes. this comment is worthy

The exasperation in Nevil's voice when he said, "Eeeeverything," I felt that in my soul.

This is the most accurate representation of America I've ever seen

Cyanide "I'll be whatever you want me to be." Gorty "I wanna be single." There is no amount of water that could possibly heal that burn.

@tobiasforster6340

4 жыл бұрын

then use milk LoL

@eliasraine8726

4 жыл бұрын

I mean if she’s offering...

@eliasraine8726

4 жыл бұрын

I mean if she’s offering...

@arjun._.bbC6

4 жыл бұрын

@@eliasraine8726 I see what you did just there.

@xtzyshuadog

4 жыл бұрын

*"I want you to be single for me"* FTFG

Soviet: “lets go poke the yanks” 5 minutes later.... “Why do I hear ride of the valkyries?”

@galis4383

4 жыл бұрын

"Let's go poke the yanks" 5 minutes later "AMERICANS HAVE NO CHILL"

@piranha031091

4 жыл бұрын

I love the smell of napalm in the morning!

@davidthorp01

4 жыл бұрын

Lacking Chill since 1776 bruh

@SouthDakotanDrifter

4 жыл бұрын

I think he never read something involving the native-American VS the U.S government

@angrydragonslayer

4 жыл бұрын

@Southern Fun first accidental genocide in history

6:05 that was what I expected when it comes the the “appropriate” response

6:45 As CGP Grey once said: 'When push comes to shove, America can shove.'

Either Nevil's English has improved or we've all become fluent in Idiot

@Oliver_JW

4 жыл бұрын

why not both?

@Bayleaf6399

4 жыл бұрын

@@Oliver_JW why not indeed

@stevennelson5464

4 жыл бұрын

Well the... the subtitles help...

@Seb-Storm

4 жыл бұрын

@@Oliver_JW damn you beat me I was gonna say both too

@B0TFrosty

4 жыл бұрын

Probably the second option

Soviet "Lets go poke the yanks" USMC: "Oh look," *loads gun "Victims"

@ArgolasBowmaster

4 жыл бұрын

Well you're not wrong

@travishabursky4362

4 жыл бұрын

Kill.

@josephheflin2272

4 жыл бұрын

Killllllll

@ScoutJohn2102

4 жыл бұрын

Jerry I have told you countless times they are "terrorrists".

@TheKingBacca

4 жыл бұрын

We are the country known for full scale offensive measurements over the smallest shit what did Womble think was gonna happen?

Soviet: pokes Americans American attack helis: Fortunate Son plays

Just hearing Womble casually talk with people and asking how they're doing really warms my heart

As an American, I must profess my disappointment that no nukes were launched to take out that stolen truck.

@ToastGamingNCrew

4 жыл бұрын

They should've launched an immediate "counter-attack" to the surrounding area, taking complete control of the island, and send 500 marines after them.

@peterd5387

4 жыл бұрын

Smh we didn’t even deploy 300,000 ground troops and 100,000 tanks within 15 minutes. I’m embarrassed as an American.

@hop-skip-ouch8798

4 жыл бұрын

To be honest Nukes haven't been used since WWII.

@chillbill1497

4 жыл бұрын

if this game would be realistic the americans would have launched preventive retaliatory strike immediately

@galacticupfan7386

4 жыл бұрын

I’m disappointed we didn’t release a statement about how it was “a tragedy too be remembered in American history for the sacrifices of our soldiers” and then methodically slaughtering everyone on the island.

You are fighting American occupation and some how cyanide s girlfriend is the most dangerous thing in this video

@starkiller140

4 жыл бұрын

That's what the ZF clan is all about

@Jartran72

4 жыл бұрын

Vietnam and afghanistan kinda established they are rather harmless ... ... ... ... If you are an under developed civilisation living in tunnels.

@sett1583

4 жыл бұрын

Copy that

@joepolitics1218

4 жыл бұрын

Jartran72 *laughs in 15:1 kill ratio*

@shadowfayte1

4 жыл бұрын

is she an American girlfriend? cause maybe thats why

2:13 “I have failed you, Cyanide. I have failed you.”

That "It's my mate, Benji!" was kind of cute, ngl

Anyone notice that nevil is starting to sound more English now?

@pauldrive7243

4 жыл бұрын

Dont you Dare tar us with that Brush! XD

@edgardox.feliciano3127

4 жыл бұрын

If he lives in California, then that's what living with Americans does to you

@zadinal

4 жыл бұрын

No, he's just finally sobering up.

@-Big_Big

4 жыл бұрын

well it is an upgrade from grunts and urgs

@rubensmith4934

4 жыл бұрын

Nevil confirmed alcoholic?

"Lets fight the americans" America: *laughs in annihilation*

@rewrew897

4 жыл бұрын

A wild S has appeared

@larsgeerlings4703

4 жыл бұрын

Trees: *Raugh in Vietnamese*

@graviler2514

4 жыл бұрын

laughs in vietnamese

@dieterbotha87

4 жыл бұрын

America: "So, you have chosen death."

@statik1445

4 жыл бұрын

Lars Geerlings not if we burn down all the trees

“Let’s go poke the Yanks” Japan tried that. All I can say is: “Here comes the sun! Do do do do!”

@AflacMan13

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 Beautiful comment. 🤣🤣🤣

Talking about Maja being insane while soviet loads an invisible mag into his rifle

"I will be whatever you want me to be" "I wanna be single" Is that teasing, bullying or flirting i can't tell

@idiocyincorporated7635

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@beanieboogie9526

4 жыл бұрын

Por que no los tres?

@GoodBoiStuff

4 жыл бұрын

Its MikeyHere honestly my girl can dog me as hard as she wants but when she says shit like that I get violently insecure

@TheRougeSky

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly it really depends on the relationship it can be any of those or all of them at once. So Idiocy Inc. isn't wrong with the simple "Yes" answer.

@SimpleNobody2420

4 жыл бұрын

All of the above.

“I’ll be whatever you want me to me.” “I wanna be single!” Damn Gorty, stop! He’s already dead!

@theofficialfrogboi4055

4 жыл бұрын

You fucking killed him dude

6:07 You missed a golden opportunity to play “Murica’ fuck yea”

6:45 "The Americans have absolutely no chill" *Laughs in Operation: Paul Bunyan*

“We stole a truck and they send a 4 million dollar drone?” US military in a nutshell

@metalswifty23

4 жыл бұрын

Horseyyy ` triggered much

@tomerion3115

4 жыл бұрын

@@nikdo100 what if hes from Vietnam?

@Kath2378

4 жыл бұрын

@@metalswifty23 The Yank has been successfully poked

@zap3231

4 жыл бұрын

@@nikdo100 Portugal here. No you haven't XD

@TamLe-bj2yl

4 жыл бұрын

Horseyyy ` hello, vietnamese with a tree

“Okay there’s been multiple reports of a resistance group how should we deal with this?” US military: “yes”

@nice3333333333

4 жыл бұрын

US Military: kzread.info/dash/bejne/h2WhzqWJfbzagM4.html

@MrToymaster1

4 жыл бұрын

Laughs in A10 warthog

@RedShocktrooperRST

4 жыл бұрын

How to tell if you're fighting the Americans: If after a few minutes of shooting at them and not getting shot at back, your position is suddenly completely fucking flattened by artillery, air support, or most likely both, you can easily tell you're fighting the Americans.

@attilakovacs5040

4 жыл бұрын

Horatio Fakkeldij *speaks in UH-60 Black Hawks and Attack Helos*

@smittenmovie3078

4 жыл бұрын

RedShocktrooper send in the AC-130

I've been saying "my mate benji" for years but only now I've realised it came from you. Cheers!

Moogle: “I just shot a policemen” Womble: “That’s illegal Edberg: “well we are an illegal insurgency” Womble: “THAT’S EVEN MORE ILLEGAL?” Is Womble even an insurgent or an insurgency for politeness?

"We stole a small shitty truck and they sent out a four million dollar drone" 🤣🤣sounds like the Americans

@Thorn19774

4 жыл бұрын

Man theyre not wrong theres a video of an A-10 strafing a pair of insurgents on a vespa.

@RealWindBreaker

4 жыл бұрын

Too be fair the americans has done weirder stuff

@jonathany1240

4 жыл бұрын

oil can be used to buy many drones

@BrianE_93

4 жыл бұрын

@@Thorn19774 I know there's only one outcome of A-10 versus Vespa but a part of me wants to believe the Vespa got away

@zerotwoxsakurajimamai9040

4 жыл бұрын

I knew trump was overdoing some shit but to actually deploy a FCKING QUADRON HELI ON ZF CLAN IS REALLY WEIRD man only one guy is enough to kill them all they'll murder each other to know who'll execute him

9:13 "The driver's an idiot" The driver: Ahnuld noises

That businessman was actually just an investor checking in on his investments' progress toward glory.

1:59 *I Wanna Be Single* It's happening, that's your moment Soviet.

@minimalgrammar1276

4 жыл бұрын

There's a problem with your logic sir.

@saytans7497

4 жыл бұрын

a moment to shine!

@usagi2934

4 жыл бұрын

I don't think he wants to

@scyonpyon

4 жыл бұрын

but its worth it

@old_boy9030

4 жыл бұрын

Yandere confirmed

7:49 I lost my shit because of this scene hahahahahahah. It's just so comedy cold. The one who spotted them was so chill, and two guys on a ATV honking at the journalist while someone's laughing in the background

even after 3 years, I really like how he said "that's my mate Benji" :D he sound so proud :D

"Let's go poke the Yanks" *pokes the Yanks* *In the distance, Fortunate Son starts playing*

@Prototype-wd1qv

4 жыл бұрын

And the faintest wiff of napalm.

@UrbanCohort

4 жыл бұрын

It ain't meeee~

@FrostJaeger

4 жыл бұрын

It ain’t me

@AccountInactive

4 жыл бұрын

*nyow nyowwwww, nyow nyowwwww*

@nightstepgaming493

4 жыл бұрын

Slight buzzing of the valkyries

“I wanna be single” almost shed a tear for cyanide

6:28 “It’s a small checkpoint. We’ll be alright.” * *proceeds to get lit up by autocannon* *

Not gonna lie, Bavon sounds surprisingly aesthetically pleasing. TLDR: His voice is nice.

"it's my mate Benji" For some odd reason a pint or two with Benji sounds like a terrific idea.

@kamikaze4172

4 жыл бұрын

Anyone is a drinking mate if you're an alcoholic

@g.w.k.y6869

3 жыл бұрын

@@kamikaze4172 I swear nobody can make a harmless comment without someone getting overly dramatic about it.

@kamikaze4172

3 жыл бұрын

@@g.w.k.y6869 How is that dramatic? That too was a joke

@g.w.k.y6869

3 жыл бұрын

@@kamikaze4172 Ah, okay. sorry dude, i didn't catch on at all.

@kamikaze4172

3 жыл бұрын

@@g.w.k.y6869 Depends on how you read it. I've been saying that a long while. If you enjoy a drink? You can enjoy it with anyone

“But she’s so hot though, it’s worth it” Cyanide 2019

@IcePho

4 жыл бұрын

Wasn't that a line in Adventure Time? With Flame Princess?

@drapas

4 жыл бұрын

@@IcePho maybe, but i don't remember any dicks being mentioned

@metalmine1017

4 жыл бұрын

The IcePhoenix if your talking about Cartoon Network pretty sure not the dick joke

@easyhq4475

4 жыл бұрын

Totally wortg ut

@ffadicto

4 жыл бұрын

He is right though

6:42. Shouldn't have taxed that tea brah! lol

2:25 was in the same position and can confirm,was worth it

"We've learned the Americans have no chill" Hey when we smell oil there is no time for "chill"

@ericzhao2475

4 жыл бұрын

no time for chill only got time for drill

@BadBonsai

4 жыл бұрын

Us Armi version of Netflix and chill: Drill before chill

4 жыл бұрын

Gotta go fast, boiiiii

@AnIridescentWolf

4 жыл бұрын

America has an oil fetish, it js literally always horny for oil and wjll nkt let insurgents kinkshame them without getting its vengeance

@tbr9990

4 жыл бұрын

american the biggest terrorist ever ... then people get mad over 9/11 jokes ...

Remember kids, hit enough subs on YT, you too can live off six videos a year.

@toastytoaster2797

4 жыл бұрын

He also streams on Twitch

@Daddythicky

4 жыл бұрын

Yes he streams a lot on twitch

@kubaklimek1949

4 жыл бұрын

He doesn't monetise his KZread videos

@skilletfan932

4 жыл бұрын

i know it's bait, but he does stream for his content, and I highly doubt he'd be able to monetize these videos with the "Fuck" word in them.

@Starcatplays

4 жыл бұрын

I'm trying my best here!

Ah, the finest Altis liberation fighters, also known as "the Altistics".

Womble:the Americans have no chill America having the number 1 military

First rule of being American: If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing. Also America: There's no kill, like overkill.

@timewellspent8137

4 жыл бұрын

"There is no death, only liberation"

@darknovagaming3626

4 жыл бұрын

@@timewellspent8137 Eye for eye? Nah. Armageddon for life.

@darknovagaming3626

4 жыл бұрын

@@timewellspent8137 Here's a better one. It's a D&D joke. DM: Poke the yanks... Roll 1 d20. ZF Clan: *rolls a 1* Fu- DM: You remember Hiroshima? Your gonna wish you were Hiroshima.

@57thorns

4 жыл бұрын

Also America: There is no eating like overeating.

@jamesonspub2440

4 жыл бұрын

@@57thorns oh fuck you dude

I love how Womble went through all the effort of healing Nevil just so he could murder him himself. Thats the level of petty I aspire to be.

@tigros40208

4 жыл бұрын

If you watched this stream you actually get more of a reason he did it. He drove Edburg, I think, straight into another checkpoint. Soviet found their jeep and bodies while he was covert. They were talking about it right after this point. A little later he shows up driving a car towing like 2 or 3 others behind it for shits and giggles. One of the other ZF guys wanted to waste him with a rocket but Soviet reminded how pissed he would be getting TKed twice that quickly.

@TerrorLTZ

4 жыл бұрын

@@tigros40208 so his name isn't just a name remember he was "Holy N'evil" but soviet called him nevil and he turned into a broken english machine of insults

@MANTIKORE_

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheGuardDuck He has a speech impediment.

@TheGuardDuck

4 жыл бұрын

@@MANTIKORE_ Well, obviously, but can't he have both?

@redreboot483

4 жыл бұрын

@@tigros40208 also he said heil hitler right after soviet rezzed him

And remember to never "poke the yanks" The last time that happened The US lost 3 ships and Japan lost 2 cities

@DakotaofRaptors

2 жыл бұрын

Plus 3,000,000 soldiers

Soviet: *looks at outpost* Americans: So you have chosen death

@o2heavy743

4 жыл бұрын

Your pfp made it funnier

@khar_azgakk

4 жыл бұрын

You have 52 subs my guy

@yourunclebob4964

4 жыл бұрын

xX _Supreme_Memes_ Xx fixed

@Kay_213_

4 жыл бұрын

(Sees a vehicle specifically designed to fuck up enemy soldiers) “This will be easy”

@vocalvortexstudios2058

4 жыл бұрын

Womble and ZF has chosen to seige an american outpost, making them tonights *_Biggest Losers_*

"They sent a 4 million dollar drone for this old truck?" Womble america doesnt negotiate with terrorists, you know this

@Johndoe-jd

3 жыл бұрын

Remember the bagers.

@spetzo1212

3 жыл бұрын

No, they just send them weapons

@anarchyandempires5452

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly it's kind of just out of principle at that point, you stole our truck so we'll steal your life..... And that of everybody that has the bowls to side with you.

@sundeepparhar1126

2 жыл бұрын

Specially not SOVIET terrorists...

@cheetonips6399

2 жыл бұрын

It do, but just sometimes

I’ve watched these videos for years now. And they still make me laugh as much as they did when they first came out

I'd wanna be single living with that woman too. "Are you cheating on me" out of the blue is the biggest red flag.

@7sins_of_life

10 ай бұрын

There is that thing called "making a joke" and that's obviously what Maja was doing. Don't judge other people's relationship on a single clip that obviously a joke.

@DarkFlamesDarkness

10 ай бұрын

@@7sins_of_life That's like joking about rape. It's not a good joke.

@7sins_of_life

10 ай бұрын

@@DarkFlamesDarkness You did not just compare these two things, right? That comparison is ridiculous. And even if you didn't like her joke, it was a joke between her and cy. She made a joke, he talked about it and you judge their relationship on a story cy told without any context (like if jokes like this are normal for them or if both of them make jokes like that towards each other). And obviously cy told that story because he thought it was funny.

@DarkFlamesDarkness

10 ай бұрын

​@@7sins_of_lifeIts not the only time shes done this, she done stuff like stress testing the relationship on stream with him & hes talked several times over the years about other red flags shes shown. Why you came in thinking I only saw this clip I have no idea. Maybe you just wanted to fight. Or do you do that sort of thing like stress testing your relationships & I made you feel bad about you doing it in the past?

@7sins_of_life

10 ай бұрын

@@DarkFlamesDarkness I just said that you can't judge their relationship on clips, because that's not how they always act towards each other offline. The entire point I tried to explain was that you can't judge their relationship, you just can't. You don't know enough about it. What you see in streams does not necessarily reflect what's happening irl. And they seem to have a good, working relationship from what I can see online. I can't judge anything beyond that, just like you can't. And why are you suddenly attacking me? You suddenly assume stuff about my past/ present relationships on what grounds? Because I said that you can't judge peoples relationships on clips and jokes/ stories? You don't know about me, my relationships or anything.

“It’s really f*cking simple I wouldn’t recommend shooting at me because your gun goes pew pew but my f*cking gun goes BRRRRRRRRT”

@raijinarthur1143

4 жыл бұрын

Ayy I remember that

@no1u-know532

4 жыл бұрын

Hell yes.But the Americans gun make his look like a 9mm

@dieselfiend73

4 жыл бұрын

Dillon the A10 Warthog is an American aircraft...

@zombee0036

4 жыл бұрын

@Liquid Snake It is a A10 reference, the sound "BRRRRRT" is created by an A10 MG

@kappakappa1307

4 жыл бұрын

Zombee 003 yup.

"Let's go poke the Yanks." Bold words for someone in liberating distance...

@onebigfatguy

4 жыл бұрын

"Time for a dose of FREEDOM"

@harleyretherford6329

4 жыл бұрын

We yanks will poke back with overpowered and awesome freedom slingers.

@ToastGamingNCrew

4 жыл бұрын

A freedom slug a day will keep the insurgents away!

@Tman_Hall

4 жыл бұрын

America: "My parents aren't home" "I can't come over" "There's terrorists and oil" "I'll be there with our entire armed forces _and_ Coast Guard in 10 minutes"

@yapyap5325

4 жыл бұрын

This by far my most favorite comment ever

I just realized that Nevil after getting back up he just went and said "hail hitle-"

On today's episode of Arma 3: The Badgers find out why America doesn't have Universal Healthcare.

ZF: "Lets go poke the yanks" America: *laughs in overwhelming firepower and disproportionate response*

@xxvorlandxx52

4 жыл бұрын

Probably poked them before they could get their morning coffee.

@food_toobs8333

4 жыл бұрын

@@xxvorlandxx52 you ever had MRE coffee? That wouldn't save them lol

@JamesDavis-mm2mi

4 жыл бұрын

Just like real life😂

@ScoutJohn2102

4 жыл бұрын

American Military: So you have chosen ..... *DEATH*

@Gamer88334

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly, this response is basically the US in real life. We'll do anything to minimize our casualties while maximizing the casualties of our enemies. Except for depopulating entire countries. We could do that if we wanted to, but that'd mean committing war crimes. Mainly genocide.

Nevil is both a blessing and a curse. You could almost say he's Holyn'evil.

@enceladius4537

4 жыл бұрын

Get out!

@sett1583

4 жыл бұрын

No you did not.... XD

@TheGuardDuck

4 жыл бұрын

Perfect!😎

@guardianboreal1432

4 жыл бұрын

I love it.

@CaptainPhantom6

4 жыл бұрын

Jesus christ...

Soviet is constantly holding the 'Oh Shit' handle whenever someone drives

During the absolutely no chill montage I was chanting U.S.A! 🤣

So, Nevil will speak clear english by the time Soviet finishes the series yes?

@Harry94074

4 жыл бұрын

NeVILLE 27 and cyanide will have a full American accent

@GetAssista

4 жыл бұрын

The most hilarious English course in the history of English courses, maybe ever

@bobbyparra4498

4 жыл бұрын

No, his english is still the same, it's US who adapted to his "english" !

@UrMe666

4 жыл бұрын

NeVILLE 27 it’s holy n evil not nevil

@humanoidwolf

4 жыл бұрын

@@UrMe666 holy n evil

"We are learning the Americans have no chill" Americans: "Not when oil is at stake!!!"

@Hendo2488

4 жыл бұрын

"Shit! Gas prices are on the rise again.... We need another international incident. Go kill one of their generals! ..... No! No! No! The BAD one! ..... Eh, yeah sure."

@RiseofNick

4 жыл бұрын

Americans: Or when someone is committing a war crime

@hotshotroom964

4 жыл бұрын

@@Hendo2488 the guy was attacking an embassy wasnt he

@Hendo2488

4 жыл бұрын

@@hotshotroom964 Him? No!!! Not him.... His employees, yeah, sure. But not him. Lol.

@hotshotroom964

4 жыл бұрын

FuryousChristian then they were both being complete fuckheads

Anyone else think that the GF was squeezing his face during the “You can tell all the stories about me” portion?

@orangegradient4309

3 жыл бұрын

Yes