HE ACTUALLY DOES LOOK LIKE HIS GTA CHARACTER BUT WITH A BEARD

@Lappland_is_mitsu

Жыл бұрын

I was going to say that.

@alfieburns9019

Жыл бұрын

Came back to this video to cross reference XD

@vorgabass6504

11 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

@zettonhz

11 ай бұрын

SO HE WAS TELLING THE TRUTH 😂

@bayurhegiana7751

10 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

"I'm now poor" *stripper runs away*

@shiroaranea2741

5 жыл бұрын

Fucking golden timing.

@Navyassassin781

5 жыл бұрын

Just like in real life

@Ribbons0121R121

4 жыл бұрын

nevil why

@maogu1999

4 жыл бұрын

Not just that, but she ran away like a bullet, not just jogging. XD

@nope2942

3 жыл бұрын

SIMP

Cyanide might be alright in a gunfight that breaks out in the middle of a heard of zebras and giraffes but as soon as a lion comes he's screwed.

@shiroaranea2741

5 жыл бұрын

*_Herd._*

@ethanman4461

5 жыл бұрын

@@shiroaranea2741 You're suuuuper smart, very smart.

@Bendapo.

2 жыл бұрын

Why did I take so long to understand that?

@yesno1085

7 ай бұрын

Well actually if he just runs between both the lion will be confused and if he can keep up with the herd he will be ok !!

I absolutely admire their witty and clever sense of humour... Wish I was like that.

@prospect8245

7 жыл бұрын

FacelessTex hahaha right

@ShadowStudiosM

7 жыл бұрын

FacelessTex care to explain?

@ShadowStudiosM

7 жыл бұрын

FacelessTex you said just give them about everything

@thekittenofwar4421

7 жыл бұрын

This is not normal humor. This is... advanced humor.

@prospect8245

7 жыл бұрын

***** haha nah but my point was that they have a very witty sense of humor which I wish I had xD

"I'm now poor." (Stripper runs away) "Come back, let me love you!" That is by far the most realistic thing in GTA

1:15 "What's happening? The door's blocked." -SWAT 4

@aldinahmeti1035

3 жыл бұрын

You're in my way, sir.

@foxtrotsierraproductions8626

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahah now all together

@psychee1

3 жыл бұрын

@@foxtrotsierraproductions8626 Now you know why the door's blocked. And what's happening.

"how many people can you fit in a shower?" "About twelve Jews! Fucking brilliant

@furkanyucel

7 жыл бұрын

i didnt get it.Can you explain?

@furkanyucel

7 жыл бұрын

Ok guys i understood this joke after my comment

@hellmersglue3736

7 жыл бұрын

mrtyty2001 you can fit 11 men in a shower because they're having boners but 12 straight men :)

@HaloFTW55

7 жыл бұрын

Roman Torchwick, Neo is looking for you. I don't think she looked inside of Grimm yet.

@toastaura943

7 жыл бұрын

I rate this comment 9/11

The sheer, unadulterated terror in Soviet's voice when he drops a grenade is magnificent. Almost as scary for him as any time he hears the words "check the motion tracker"

"At least 12 jews" Omg why XD

@teadrinkingilluminati9173

8 жыл бұрын

+ElephantOnAHill shhhhhh

@MrAneXorcist

8 жыл бұрын

+ElephantOnAHill so funny::D

@teadrinkingilluminati9173

8 жыл бұрын

Edward Blom original

@gameu360

7 жыл бұрын

666 likes

@aftabfruitwala31415

7 жыл бұрын

Didn't get the joke. someone explain

I think there's nothing more loud than Wombles laugh, I could stand next to a jet engine with my phone on low and it would cause an earthquake

@det.halligan

8 жыл бұрын

lol

@yovanbidenovic4940

3 жыл бұрын

Arma 3 Random Bullshittery Part 5, enjoy

What is that famous, "FUCK YOU!" sound bit from?

@SovietWomble

8 жыл бұрын

+Nate Roberts 'WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT??!' kzread.info/dash/bejne/mpiYpdKDaLDMhtI.html

@Nate8493

8 жыл бұрын

+SovietWomble Ahhh, I knew I recognized it. Thanks Soviet!

@kyletotton1506

8 жыл бұрын

+SovietWomble who's the female?

@pfirestarter29

7 жыл бұрын

+Kyle Totton I believe she is nep

@Wooffl

7 жыл бұрын

+Firestarter no nep has a different accent. Idk who this grill is

after the face reveal i can tell that his character is pretty accurate

You guys seem fun as hell to play with!

@andrewshapiro9865

6 жыл бұрын

TeaRex ed

@chaoszombie9995

6 жыл бұрын

Fletchix how?

@khaledeldady3590

6 жыл бұрын

BULLSHIT YES XD

@jareththegoblinking3191

6 жыл бұрын

Yea, and Nep is pretty hot (but not as hot as my future gf)

@grayeimaj

6 жыл бұрын

Still not as hot as Cyanide’s girlfriend though

*Gay appears in GAYDAR* WOMBLE: "GET THE GLITTER!"

3:30 "if you fall over, your on your own." Says the guy in high heels

"Massive Collossal Cuntasaurus" lmao! brilliant! x'D

Please encourage Cyanide to make his own channel he is the man XD

@theLivind

8 жыл бұрын

Just like Joey from friends? Probably better to keep him where he is.

@Woodzies

7 жыл бұрын

twitch.tv/Cyanideplaysgames I think is his stream atleast.

@billirox3167

7 жыл бұрын

BlackC_TR he has a KZread channel

@imhuman6412

7 жыл бұрын

BlackC_TR what's the name of the channel

@olithomas133

7 жыл бұрын

Billi Rox no he doesn't you fucking idiot

I beg you guys to mess around in Moonbase Alpha. I would not stop laughing for days on end

@khaledeldady3590

6 жыл бұрын

i like how at the end its like come back here let me love you

@thatonewaguy7841

6 жыл бұрын

AEIOU

@SunnyBlam

5 жыл бұрын

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

@jcthedime

5 жыл бұрын

@@baryonyx9642 What

@BackgroundJoshua

5 жыл бұрын

Oh my God, when they discover the text to speech...

2:10 The name above the chopper makes it twice as terrifying. But the worst is.... *He's here to HELP*

@Johndoe-jd

Жыл бұрын

i only trust him with CAS and nothing else

Knowing what I know now, I see what he was going for with his character’s face 😭

Cyanide is one funny fucker😂

5:30 the panic in his voice makes it a classic

now comparing his character to him in real life. yeah... Yeah....

Please go to 3:41, and play it but constantly pause it and look up at the top right and look for the 'Computer Specialists'.

@Ciumafaie

8 жыл бұрын

di*ck lovers

@MagilldoYT

8 жыл бұрын

Yup

@gurditsingh3058

7 жыл бұрын

that's the most insignificant asterisk symbol i've ever seen in my entire life

@mauhanoviardo

7 жыл бұрын

+-Mr. Awesome- what is it

@gurditsingh3058

7 жыл бұрын

The little * sign is called asterisk symbol

You are all great together. Doesn't matter which game. :)

*sniff* "someone just snort some cocaine?" "might have done" xDDDDD

He has been foreshadowing it too us this whole time.

1:12 "WHAT'S HAPPENING?" "THE DOOR IS BLOCKED"

@pacifistminigun3987

6 жыл бұрын

the memer of dank hehe ;) nice one

@shadowomega6566

5 жыл бұрын

My friends do that to me all the time

@lolyankovic6952

5 жыл бұрын

DOOR'S STUCK

@LSeba91

5 жыл бұрын

@@lolyankovic6952 PLEASE I BEG YOU

@Exousia8

5 жыл бұрын

LSeba WERE DEAD

You should have some GTA nights on stream with viewers man

@AwesomeSauce1000

8 жыл бұрын

+itskennyandjosh All viewers would. Fact

"Wait, let me get my strap-on out"

2:28 I just thought back on this moment and rewatched helluva lot of videos to find it and here I am.. fuck me I love that improvised insult so much

Soviet what I love about your channel and the people you play with is you’re literally playing and streaming just to have fun. And that makes it all so much more enjoyable and it doesn’t feel forced

I just became a Patron, love your stuff! Its like watching a European Vanoss

@SovietWomble

9 жыл бұрын

BroHawkRiley Thank you very much. Greatly appreciate it.

@jacklane8037

8 жыл бұрын

BroHawkRiley Except Soviet actually produces quality videos

@mistrzbajerycesarzpodrywu7652

8 жыл бұрын

SovietWomble aaaand again...banned from server

@MercIsMercIsMerc

8 жыл бұрын

+Jack Lane Yeah and they're actually entertaining and not milked

@BroHawkRiley

7 жыл бұрын

yup!

What do rocket launchers fire when they are broken?: This question is a means of preventing automated form submissions by spambots. What in the actual fuck am i supposed to do with this register question..... its like saying what happens when a car is driving without a fucking engine

@SovietWomble

8 жыл бұрын

***** Aye. I saw that question too recently and smiled. If they're broken, they fire nothing. The answer is nothing.

@ilomax0

8 жыл бұрын

The questions are just too difficult x) I mean, you either need to be drunk/high or have a f*cking "ZF Logic Genius" Master Degree to answer this :O

@SovietWomble

8 жыл бұрын

+IlomaxPlay All three are considered qualifications for ZF.

@ilomax0

8 жыл бұрын

Damn, such a quick answer ^^ Yeah, i saw that ^^ I'll pass the exam sir, i promise ! :D

@SovietWomble

8 жыл бұрын

+IlomaxPlay Good good!

It's funny how Womble confused the effectiveness of the grenade because of Armana

1:40 Is that a reference to womble getting trapped in his own bathroom and his neighbours calling the firefighters because a woman was screaming?

4:21 is a mood

Now you can say you’ve been locked in the bathroom in a game and in real life XD

@Daemon207

5 жыл бұрын

Exactly🤣🤣😂🦁

5:28 i think he mistaked a grenade for a mic

Lol 1:55 is perfect. The intense music juxtaposes PERFECTLY with the goofy commentary!

"At least 12 jews" bruuuhhhhh

@johnfkennedy1019

8 жыл бұрын

+TheGamingExpert same i rofled so hard

@TheMegabyteMT

7 жыл бұрын

that is why i love Gambit xDDDD

@furkanyucel

7 жыл бұрын

i didnt get it.Can you explain?

@TheGamingExpert

7 жыл бұрын

Furkan Yücel I'm sorry but I wouldn't be able to explain it to you because I think the joke Auswitz you

@foxtrotsierraproductions8626

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheGamingExpert Made no sense

5:26 He just does a mike drop with a grenade. xD

Gladpus’s giggle is adorable

I love Gladpus' sense of humour xD Just love it.

( What i picture after 1:29 ) (Los Santos Police Department) LSPD: * Knocks on door * Gambit: Hello? Officer: Yeah, this is Officer Johnathan, from the LSPD. We got a report of a disturbance from a nearby Apartment room, saying you guys are too loud. Gambit: Oh yeah, sorry, Womble just locked himself in the bathroom. Officer: *Again?* Okay, im getting FDSA now. (Fire Department of San Andreas) *Hour later.* Firefighters: One, Two, *Three!* * Knocks down door * Womble: Oh thank christ! Fire Chief: Civilian has been rescued from his bathroom, were returning to HQ. Womble: Thank you so much. These utter pricks locked me in here. Officer: Guys, leave him alone, or answer to me. And Womble, Stop locking yourself in bathrooms...

0:43 the guy just standing there flipping everyone off... idk why i can't stop laughing at this

2:29 never gets old to make me laugh.

how could a person have so much humor in him. god cyanide, you never cease to amaze me.

Much funnier than vannos. Also not sketched lol

@melvinpassword1517

8 жыл бұрын

+SpoderMan vanoss*

@JaySay

8 жыл бұрын

+Melvin van Gorkom Nobody cares if it's misspelled or not...

@melvinpassword1517

8 жыл бұрын

jaysay63 i do

@lutonat3937

7 жыл бұрын

me too

@scrattchyydoo

6 жыл бұрын

Vanoss is completely different from this channel. They’re not comparable. :/

4:40 is the calmest explanation of a hooker fight I've ever heard😂

6 Years later its almost sad how much of a clusterfuck the game is now with the spergy children zooming around with their oppressors. Submarine missiles Supercopters etc etc..

@demonicloaf2100

2 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure those kids more likely have ADHD and a good ol dose of being spoiled, rather than having Asperger's. Yes, I know you didn't mean it literally, but as someone with Asperger's, I don't really appreciate it being used as an insult.

@smiIingman

2 жыл бұрын

@@demonicloaf2100 The term sperg comes from a twitch streamer called Asmongold to describe morons who want to do anything for attention and to ruin others fun. Just because you have aspergers and you're sensitive doesn't mean you should immediately assume people are talking about a disability you happen to have. So curb your self importance.

@ThornHailsnap

2 жыл бұрын

@@smiIingman Well, it's not unfair to connect "spergy" and "Asperger's". Maybe "sperg" is actually just a nonsense word or something with no connection to Asperger's, but I suppose only Asmongold knows that (unless he's said so). There was no way for Demonic Loaf to know about Asmongold's use of "sperg" anyway without watching him. It's not like you made any reference to him in your original comment. I didn't take offense to "spergy" when you said it, even though I too have Asperger's. But are you aware that Asperger's is basically just high-functioning autism? So "sperg" is most probably just Asmongold getting around the potential backlash that could come from saying "autistic". Given that, it's also not unfair for someone with Asperger's to not appreciate "spergy" as an insult. I suppose Demonic Loaf was assuming the connection, but again, it's not a difficult connection to make. It would be like if you said "tistic" as an insult, someone with autism assuming you meant "autistic", them saying that they don't appreciate it, and then you coming back by saying they're being too sensitive and should get off their high horse. I get it if the extent of your knowledge about the term "sperg" was just that it's something a twitch streamer says sometimes. But if you did realize the connection, and how it could be offensive, then you're just being an asshole.

@smiIingman

2 жыл бұрын

​@@ThornHailsnap Chill, everyone's over it already.

@ThornHailsnap

2 жыл бұрын

@@smiIingman I was never not chill. As I already said, I didn't take offense or anything. But I know some people think that if you don't appreciate something you say, then you must be too sensitive. Sometimes that's true, but sometimes it isn't. I just wanted to make sure you and any others who read that know that "sperg" might not be as funny as it sounds.

1:55 -Terminator 2 music -A Soviet womble chase - cyanides stupid/smart ideas This is the best thing ever 😂

Haha awesome video! More of this please man! Subscribed for sure.

The girl saying the strap-on line in that cutesy voice just killed me.

@khalilrahme5227

5 жыл бұрын

who is she though ?

@anthonygrant4413

4 жыл бұрын

That was Gladpus.

@not_herobrine3752

3 жыл бұрын

this level of comedy is still gold in 2020

It’s really amazing how many call backs and references to old episodes of bullshitery and streams from like 3 years ago.

I love that you sourced a seagull in the description

this could be neverending series

5:58 such detail to the subtitle editing. he even makes it disappear around the corner

I found this channel a couple of hours ago and I haven't stopped watching since

"At least 12jews" HAHAHAHLOLOLOLHAHAHAHA

"I just had a stroke, it's all fine"

How many people can you fit in the shower? German guy: At least 12 Jews

Lol Soviet and Cyanide would make a perfect complete opposite/buddy cop duo! You two need your own sitcom/TV show!

Lol who said: "At least 12 jews"? Gambit or who is this much nazi?

@lyna1514

7 жыл бұрын

Gambit

@rflacs7362

7 жыл бұрын

The fact that hes german made it funnier than it already id

@3erBMW

7 жыл бұрын

I thought it was Tom?

@dipbullet

7 жыл бұрын

Matthias Hauer nope it was his dick

@redafm4505

5 жыл бұрын

You is not much grammar

I loved the ending. He is flashing money like crazy at the stripper on stage. And the moment he says "and now I'm poor." She books it. Exit stage left!!!

Hope you play more of this. I enjoy this shit + i'll be joining in once i get a new pc :D

The amount of humor they got... *WOW* ....I WISH MY FRIENDS HAD THAT KIND OF HUMOR AS WELL.

Just started watching you today via your bullshitery videos😂I love the little subtitles you put over the characters cars and shit😂😂😂

5:30 I've never laugh so hard in my life, I mean it 😆

« How many can fit in the shower » Me who knows what type of joke is going to be unveiled: 👁👄👁

5:43 Notice how quickly this decision was made. This dude just turns on a fucking dime and tries to disable the cop, even killing himself in the process. The sheer amount of commitment involved is staggering.

This channel is awesome xD and your southern accent makes the whole thing more hilarious!

That was the cutest "woooh gangbang! let me get my strap on out" that I've ever heard!

@jeffreythelad8398

4 жыл бұрын

Simp

@thomasb3363

4 жыл бұрын

@@jeffreythelad8398 This man probably completely forgot he made this comment 2 years ago. Only to have you find it and call him out. It took a while but you eventually found him

@hiddensinix2767

3 жыл бұрын

Jeffyboy_Tv you can’t do anything without being called a simp nowadays

"call the firefighters" I remember that story. When they rescued a girl was it... screaming trapped in her bathroom. lolol

Its still hard to believe that GTA 5 was released such a long time ago

Just in case some people who don't know why he said he was locked in the bathroom TWICE it was due to him being locked in his actual bathroom during a arma 3 live stream for 3 hours. The video is also shown in arma 3 bullshittery part 14

@serphinite6657

6 жыл бұрын

Wasn’t it h1z1 that he was stuck in his bathroom?

@serphinite6657

6 жыл бұрын

*DayZ

Ol da money!!! Like me!!! Love me!!!!! hahshahahaaa I lost my shiiiit xD

SEE YOU IN THE SHOWERS BOYS!

So I just realised your way of making videos Womble. By utilising the Wombles' motto: "Make good use of bad rubbish" it's perfect.

3:06 you committed several warcrimes in terms of fashion

i died when the terminator 2 cut scene came chase music in !! hahahahahahaha

"I'm now poor" Cyanide, get a girlfriend already!

@rylvdk6110

7 жыл бұрын

Adam Blakeslee he has

@Dover939

6 жыл бұрын

+Rylvdk His sister don't count

@khorehmandirani

4 жыл бұрын

@@Dover939 Oohhhh..

@antonh1159

4 жыл бұрын

Dover cousins dont count either

@foxtrotsierraproductions8626

3 жыл бұрын

According to Soviet he always gets hot gfs

Just found out about this channel, better late than never, god I love these vid

So your arma 3 Bullshittery video part 5 I believe was recommended for me for like 2 days and I finally clicked on it and I fucking laughed like never before on KZread, then I watched all the other Parts and now I'm watching all the videos xD

lmao I recognized the terminator escape theme

@Buugzy

7 жыл бұрын

from Terminator 2

6:34 ANYONE NOTICE THE NAKED LADY???

Discovered your channel last night so funny love your vids keep it up 🤩

1:56 that was a nice touch to add the T2 chase theme - fit perfectly! :D

“How many can we fit in the shower” “At least 12 Jews” ANNNNND SWITCH SCENES

Holy shit this was really fun to watch. Make more gta 5 videos please!

"Did someone just snort some cocaine" And with an instant reply "Might of done" I fucking laughed so much.

6 years on this is still very funny

EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP 4:21

@alldatgamez1155

8 жыл бұрын

+Jeronimo Murruni I see what you did there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

1:55 This moment timed with the music was fucking brilliant, thank you I really needed a laugh today.

watching this channel helped me forget that I have no friends to play games with and I have no life so I'm just here enjoying this channel.

His joy after hearing that there's a bong..lovely :D

0:56 Gladpus looks like Sydney from Payday 2.

"Come back here! LET ME LOVE YOU!" *DUN DUN*

there's no problem for me waitin' weeks for a new video 'cause they're funny as hell :D

More of these GTA videos. God sake theyre the best.