I love how you can shove a fake letter in a dead mans pocket in full view of everyone and it still counts as completing the mission

@Peron1-MC

2 жыл бұрын

SteAlTh XD

@MammalianCreature

2 жыл бұрын

Video Game logic, am I right?

@negljbreakergaming

2 жыл бұрын

I uh... looted this off him earlier! Putting it back so you can see it!

@w415800

2 жыл бұрын

It's a Bethesda game afterall.

@TheDarkEnigma

2 жыл бұрын

'He gave me this and told me to put it in his pocket if he died. Im just honouring his request!'

The slow descent into full Horse Tilt addiction insanity was great

@lrgogo1517

2 жыл бұрын

“Slow” descent?

@honeyslime7178

2 жыл бұрын

First oil shots and now this

@camthewolfgamer8632

2 жыл бұрын

I read that wrong

@jabloko992

2 жыл бұрын

DougDoug streams always start out with an idea, then get derailed into a completely random, insane direction.

@jneal1347

2 жыл бұрын

"Welcome to the rehab circle. Doug, what is it you struggle with?" "I am dependent on horse tilting in Skyrim"

beholding rainbow dash and then immediately hearing *"at this point in the story, ronald mcdonald has betrayed the dark brotherhood"* was such a powerful one-two punch

8:20 - this guard was really the Skyrim equivalent of “excuse me sir, I’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty”

@Wolfwarrior-xs9fh

Жыл бұрын

The Dawnstar Coast Guard are trying their best damn it

@pxder

Жыл бұрын

If he paid the bounty he would've gone straight to dawnstar

@michalmikes5286

8 ай бұрын

That guard deserves a mug of mead and a rest at the fire

@9895_

22 күн бұрын

It shows how the guards really train for everything, considering not only did the guard have to horsetilt just to follow Doug, but he's so good at it that he managed to land within 10 meters of Doug, and after all that he swims through the icy water after Doug just to deliver a sentence.

The fact he got the blade of woe which is literally the reward for completing the dark brotherhood is very funny to me for some reason

@olargol2284

2 жыл бұрын

Destroy the dark brotherhood

@logicalwren8061

2 жыл бұрын

@@olargol2284 Yes

@Cameronbass5150

2 жыл бұрын

@@olargol2284 I've never done that in a run, guess I'm starting skyrim again lol

@josiahschulz7769

2 жыл бұрын

What’s even funnier is that he didn’t even know what it was🤣

@logicalwren8061

2 жыл бұрын

@@Cameronbass5150 you gotta merk Astrid

I love how Doug's challenges just devolve into some other completely unrelated nonsense halfway through every video.

@greatclubsandwich5612

2 жыл бұрын

F-ing bot god damn every comment is just bot spam now a days...

@TYLERSWIFTSWORD

2 жыл бұрын

That's exactly why he says he's solves problems nobody has because his solution becomes completely irrelevant to the first half of the video therefore becoming more entertaining lol Edit: what I just typed made absolutely no sense

@AleutianSailor

2 жыл бұрын

Ploob

@C_Cooke

2 жыл бұрын

Poob/Ploob Getting through a divorce Betrayal Saying “like” less And now getting through a horse tilt addiction.

@jackofarcades2813

2 жыл бұрын

@@greatclubsandwich5612 would a bot have created their youtube account 10 years ago? maybe do even the slightest bit of research and consideration before you go around labeling people as bots.

The guard swimming in the presumably ice-cold waters around Dawnstar and wanting to arrest you is such a Skyrim moment.

@d1nodray

2 ай бұрын

this should be top comment

@PinnePon

25 күн бұрын

He's so dedicated

“Plants letter on corpse in front of everyone” Doug: He’s obviously guilty. The letter in his pocket says so.

@voxvolhynia5400

2 жыл бұрын

"Check his body! Wait, not yet, hold on, okay, wait, okay now! Check his body! He's a guilty man, officer"

Ironic how the weapon he used to kill his first official target was the Blade of Woe, the reward for completing the guild’s questline

@venomking2188

2 жыл бұрын

Go touch some Grass you damn bots

@guts60

2 жыл бұрын

@@venomking2188 Thank you

@guts60

2 жыл бұрын

@Blobber Yep

@disrespect9376

Жыл бұрын

They always say “finally, it’s here”. But where is “here” really, where are we in the grand abyss of space, and will there still be a “here” when we’re long gone? Or is “here” a man made concept with not real weight or power to it

@confusedungabungaman

Жыл бұрын

@@disrespect9376 *my brain isn't braining*

Went from olive oil shots to a full can of, quote: "horse cream", I'm worried, Doug.

@nevaeh9125

2 жыл бұрын

Don't forget about Dog Cheese

@TurbopropPuppy

2 жыл бұрын

this is your brain on keto

@PinnePon

25 күн бұрын

Ketamine

8:19 The guard just swimming along with him cracked me up so much

13:31 mans literally hit the wrong boat, horse tilt may cause severe Hallucinations

@d1nodray

2 ай бұрын

💀

I should have known that after so much genuine speedrun content DougDoug would regress back into his natural state of being of latching onto a random side thing, and completely abandon the original objective

@ZachAttack6089

2 жыл бұрын

**snorts Horse Tilt**

to the person in chat who said that dawnstar guard in the ocean was the “coast guard”: i’m in love with you

@fukkthisnewupdate8882

7 ай бұрын

it was bsway16 jsyk EDIT: or DustRune EDIT: or eldempsey53 EDIT: or dareldoogil

08:19 This is amazing. I laughed so hard, it's exactly like all the Skyrim memes.

I just really love the weird stream themes Doug and the chat come up with every damn time. Horse tilt addiction must be my favorite. Not because I too enjoy a good tilt every once in a while or something like that. I totally can stop when I want. It's just a hobby after all. And no, I didn't buy 16 horses because of this.. I, uh, needed them for, uuuuhhh, racing?

@fabanano6158

2 жыл бұрын

Wait a minute... There arent any races in Skyrim!

@blu.draigon

Жыл бұрын

@@fabanano6158 why is your thing a finger and why did this shock me

@fabanano6158

Жыл бұрын

@@blu.draigon fingy

@aaronnwithtwoNs

Жыл бұрын

Sgt. Maggi, this is your commanding officer. We’ve discovered your stash of horses behind the barracks. Needless to say, we are very disappointed in you, and you have been removed from active duty, effective immediately. You may return whenever you like to retrieve any belongings, with the exception of the horses.

Knowing that he has to drive 2 18 hour trips every day to get us this content makes me so grateful.

@Br-kc2jy

2 жыл бұрын

No he doesn't, he just horse tilts to his office

@asingred6677

2 жыл бұрын

why tho

@untitledham9533

2 жыл бұрын

it only takes 2 minutes when he snorts the horse tilt

@bfufhryrrhtjhxbdgkjgutitjh7877

2 жыл бұрын

@@Br-kc2jy no he needs to horse tilt just to get 18 hours for one trip

@IamaPERSON

2 жыл бұрын

@Alfa i omega stronger than a leech like you

DougDoug combines chaos and comedy into one insane combination... And it is perfect.

@bubblegunsoldier7484

2 жыл бұрын

@Alfa i omega oh wow kittle is so strong

@haydenwebb7370

2 жыл бұрын

I love seeing loads of bots flood my comments. It brightens my day

@fatbgmanbg975

2 жыл бұрын

@@haydenwebb7370 inner peace!😌

@JesusCheeseburger

2 жыл бұрын

@@haydenwebb7370 I miss the porn ones. These religious ones are a real downer

@haydenwebb7370

2 жыл бұрын

@@JesusCheeseburger True, the religious ones seem kinda depressing

0:25 "To start this off, you're finally awake." Beautiful start.

Headcanon that this guy, the jarl guy, and the marriage guy all exist in the same universe and started their speedruns at the same time. One guy killed all the jarls, another killed the emeror. Alduin's victory is secured, chaos rules the world, Skyrim is in turmoil, and everyone is terrified. Except for that third dude, who had a pretty nice wedding.

DougDougs confirmed diet so far: -Olive oil -Horse tilt cream

@voxvolhynia5400

2 жыл бұрын

And an onion, if I recall correctly?

@Preston27

Жыл бұрын

Don’t forget gouda cheese

@likeapro4242

Жыл бұрын

Lots of dog cheese

@disrespect9376

Жыл бұрын

Don’t forget raw kedo (idk how to spell it) pancake mix

After my wife left me I got into horse tilt. Had to be taken to the hospital, I'm still here. Docs got me on olive oil to combat the urges.

@-M_-

2 жыл бұрын

Man relatable asf

@rorkferal1693

2 жыл бұрын

Sending u my best wishes

@moosetasticbombastic1998

2 жыл бұрын

I read this in the automatic voice Doug has for his streams. 😅😂

@raynegruber5368

Жыл бұрын

I have never horse tiltled myself, but I have had some family get addicted to it. I hope you are recovering well, I know how insidious the addiction is.

@spookzer16

Жыл бұрын

At we still all have Mommy Squid.

8:25 The Guards of Skyrim are almost as dedicated as the Couriers.

I feel this would be REALLY interesting in fallout. You could go from a lead pipe to a missile launcher, or a minigun to a watergun

@ThePhantom4516

2 жыл бұрын

mininuke launcher? say less

This dude is hilarious as heck. Gotta love his content. Been playing skyrim for years and watching him playing skyrim with mods he created is funny asf

@matthijscalje4143

2 жыл бұрын

Welcome to the class! Don't mind the bots

@MrZaranthan

2 жыл бұрын

Skyrim with chaos mods like this are fun. Skyrim chaos mods that produce two hours of the prologue breaking, not so much.

2 жыл бұрын

@Glockenstring more like the hard-to-spot mosquitoes to our good night's rest.

2 жыл бұрын

@Glockenstring I wish not.

Shoutouts to the editor, without him we wouldn't be getting quality DougDoug content so often!

@SeraFilmDE

2 жыл бұрын

Berry Bebop is doing a great job!

@JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN

2 жыл бұрын

JESUS KNOCKS ON YOUR HEART AND LONGS FOR YOU TO ANSWER! HE DOESN'T WANT TO SEE ANYONE PERISH INTO HELL. GOD LOVES YOU SO HE GIVES YOU FREE WILL AND A CHOICE TO ACCEPT HIM OR REJECT HIM. TO LOVE HIM OR TO LOVE SIN/THIS WORLD. CALL UPON JESUS & ASK HIM TO FORGIVE YOUR SINS! SURRENDER YOUR WILL & YOUR LIFE TO HIM AND HE WILL GIVE YOU ETERNAL LIFE IN HEAVEN! PICTURE YOUR BEST DAY ON EARTH TIMES A BILLION FOR ETERNITY, THAT'S HEAVEN! NOW PICTURE YOUR WORST DAY ON EARTH TIMES A BILLION FOR ETERNITY, THAT'S HELL! HE WILL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT IF YOU REJECT HIM, TOTAL SEPARATION FROM HIM & HIS BLESSINGS (LOVE, PEACE, JOY, HOPE, REST, ETC). IN HELL YOU WILL BE ALONE, YOU WILL BE HOPELESS, YOU WILL BE IN DESPAIR & AGONY FOREVER! GOD'S STANDARD FOR HEAVEN IS PERFECTION AND ONLY JESUS (THE SON OF GOD, GOD IN THE FLESH) LIVED THAT PERFECT LIFE AND LAID DOWN HIS LIFE AS AN OFFERING FOR ALL PEOPLE'S SINS! YOU CAN CHOOSE TO REJECT JESUS' GIFT & PAY FOR YOUR OWN SIN WITH DEATH (HELL) BUT THAT SEEMS PRETTY FOOLISH! GOD SEES & HEARS EVERYTHING YOU HAVE SAID & DONE. YOU WONT WIN AN ARGUMENT ON JUDGEMENT DAY & YOU CANT DEFEND ANY OF YOUR SINS. WE'RE ALL GUILTY WITHOUT ACCEPTING JESUS' SACRIFICE FOR OUR SINS! MUHAMMAD DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, BUDDHA DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, NO PASTOR/PRIEST/MARY OR SAINT DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO IDOLS OR FALSE GODS DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO ACTOR OR CELEBRITY DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO ATHLETE OR POLITICIAN DIED FOR YOUR SINS! JESUS CHRIST ALONE DIED FOR YOUR SINS & WAS RESURRECTED FROM THE GRAVE! HE IS ALIVE & COMING BACK SOON WITH JUDGEMENT! PREPARE YOURSELVES! IT'S NOT ABOUT RELIGION, TITHING, CHURCH... IT STARTS WITH ASKING HIM TO FORGIVE YOUR SINS & INVITING HIM INTO YOUR HEART/LIFE, SURRENDER ALL TO HIM! IT'S ABOUT A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR CREATOR, DONT WAIT TO CRY OUT! NO ONE IS PROMISED TOMORROW! HE LONGS FOR YOU TO INVITE HIM IN, HE LOVES YOU MORE THAN ANY PERSON EVER COULD, HE CREATED YOU! Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."-John 14:6 "But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven."-Matthew 10:33 “For the wages of sin is death (hell), but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord”-Romans 6:23

@strogonoffcore

2 жыл бұрын

@@JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN sorry but my god is Rainbow Dash

@PhantomGato-v-

2 жыл бұрын

@@JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN I'm horny for Jesus

9:15 "okay, close the door" *Ghost phases through door* "Oh they can go through doors!" Doug forgets how ghosts work.

"Horse tilt" absolutely sounds like slang for Ketamine

I love how all of doug doug's videos have a deeper more important meaning behind them. Once its friendship, once people getting fucking divorced, and some other time its horsetilt addiction.

@Candy-8448

2 жыл бұрын

Which one was the one they were getting divorced in? I forgot

@darkpulsegirl2654

2 жыл бұрын

@@Candy-8448 the invisible car GTA one

@Candy-8448

2 жыл бұрын

@@darkpulsegirl2654 thnx

@imperialcereal5856

Жыл бұрын

I swear that was like half of them tho

Randomized DougDoug challenges: *Chef’s Kiss*

Idk what it is, this man is so infectious, I absolutely love him.

12:35 Doug suddenly doing the fattest whip-it I've ever seen live on stream floored me!

there are many things in TES games that are considered addictive drugs: -skooma -felldew -*horse tilt*

@TheLegendaryMemeKing

9 ай бұрын

Don’t forget about moonsugar.

Everyone: let's play elden ring DougDoug: why? The perfect game already exists

@TheWrathAbove

2 жыл бұрын

Actually Elden Ring's more open design would probably be well suited to Doug's content espcisally once some more modding support is added

@day7163

2 жыл бұрын

Well he is playing Elden Ring just not on stream. Says he doesn’t think it’s a good stream game. Although I feel like once modding opens up there’s good ideas there. Like could you imagine elden ring but a random enemy spawns every ten seconds lol

@DeadSpacedOut

2 жыл бұрын

He's right... Skyrim is the perfect game, idc what anyone says, i will cover my ears if i have to, NO ONE CAN CHANGE MY MIND

@eartht0ast755

2 жыл бұрын

@@DeadSpacedOut Oh really? What about the *Glitches*

@DeadSpacedOut

2 жыл бұрын

@@eartht0ast755 most of the glitches make the game better. the first time i got one hit by a giant and went into the stratosphere, i almost died of laughter.

Oh boy I can't wait to see how this video will go completely off the rails and uncover an ancient treasure with chat.

"After saving about -8 minutes" yeah, that sounds about right every time I try to save time.

8:30 Doug gets detained by the Skyrim Coast Guard

@ravenval5046

2 жыл бұрын

OH MY GOD KETTLE

First reading the title, thought he was gonna recieve a different weapon every time HE hits something

@nmmeswey3584

2 жыл бұрын

@Alfa i omega I know this is a bot, but this question IS burning in my mind

@tristonmurdock609

2 жыл бұрын

See I thought that too, but then during the ad I remembered who I'm about to watch and realized it's never that simple

I love him getting the reward for the dark brotherhood quest on the first assassination of the dark brotherhood quest

doug doug 2022: i just need to play the best horse tilt of my life, arva, träytabo horse tilt, borp fo the bot zat. 12:50

I haven't laughed this much in a long time Doug thank you But seriously though you need help, horse tilt is no joke

gotta love how he is speed running and this 8:20 Skyrim logic still happens, you haven't played Skyrim properly until you encounter something like this xD

This has got to be one of my favorite videos. I keep watching it as it shows up in my recommended and the manic addiction is just so funny to me.

7:24 is the greatest weapon ever

12:36 doug: im not addicted also doug: does line of whipped cream XD

I think the more interesting version of this challenge is to have a random weapon every time you damage someone. It’s like extreme gun game.

@edwintrinidadperazacaraban4650

2 жыл бұрын

YOU: take this *enemy gets a war mace* Enemy: HAHAHAHA IDIOT TAKE THIS *you get a super op end weapon* You: so you haven chosen... DEATH

@deathdude360

2 жыл бұрын

That would be interesting until you get a magic staff that just summons allies or has some other non damaging effect.

@CEFG100

2 жыл бұрын

@@deathdude360 When a summoned creature deals damage, the creature despawns and your weapon changes.

@jackhazardous4008

Жыл бұрын

@@CEFG100 modding isnt magic

@VioletRogue13

6 ай бұрын

​@@deathdude360Could just have a rule for the stream where if he uses the items effect, he can manually equip a different weapon

Doug is actually crazy good at games. He literally halved Moisttcritikals skyrim marriage speedrun time!

He knew exactly what he was gonna do by that grin at 12:31 what a legend Best moment of the entire video

I like how the boat he landed on and then died wasnt even the emperors boat.

@daniele4348

2 жыл бұрын

Bro I thought the same thing lol

@SquareJ86

Жыл бұрын

I was looking too see if anyone else noticed that! I believe the boat he landed on is a boat for a bunch of smugglers that you get the captain imprison during the thief's guild( well more like one of the special quest you get when your trying to 100% the guild)

This is how speedrunning was meant to be played

@fatbgmanbg975

2 жыл бұрын

He just has to play the best GTA5 of his LIFE!!

Really love all the new content lately! Going from months without any videos to getting one basically every week has been a blast.

"to save two minutes, I spent 10 minutes dying on a mountain." That's genius.

Things to say in chat: "DOUG WHAT IS GOING ON, EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE" "DOUG STOP THE HORSE TILT" "DOUG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PLEASE STOP BEATING MY PARRENTS" with the response "hope you're doing alright :)"

@TheCat_3

2 жыл бұрын

And of course "WHAT IS GOING ON?"

@idristhebean5199

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheCat_3 oh lol I forgot the "ON" lemme just change that real quick

That was fucking hype😂 this was completely different from the Marriage speedrun, even Narrator Doug got high off the horse tilt, Imagine if it was Olive oil🤣

@TheLegendaryMemeKing

9 ай бұрын

If it was Olive Oil this would’ve quickly evolved into “Olive Oil Drinking Simulator” and Skyrim wouldn’t even be on the screen anymore.

Brand new to this dude and his content. My impression so far: HORSE TILT

This went from 'Skyrim but every time I get hit I get a random weapon' to 'Doug's horse tilting addiction' really fast Almost as fast as he was going with horse tilting

Doug running into mountains like a bug flying into a windshield is unintentionally hilarious

I never thought I was a huge Skyrim fan but, I easily named every weapon I saw. I’m both impressed with myself and ashamed

@DeadSpacedOut

2 жыл бұрын

same, but i'm proud to be such a loser who's spend thousands of hours both playing and watching lore videos on skyrim. i wear my nerdiness as a badge of honor.

@-M_-

2 жыл бұрын

You would be proud

@blu.draigon

Жыл бұрын

@@DeadSpacedOut do I get one for mincraft or Zelda because I played Skyrim stopped for a bit forgot what I was doing made a new account and didn't get anywhere rinse repeat and the thing it's on is gone I believe

@DeadSpacedOut

Жыл бұрын

@@blu.draigon Hey, if you put hundreds of hours into any game/series, then it counts as a nerdiness badge of honor and you deserve to wear it with pride, as do we all!

@blu.draigon

Жыл бұрын

@@DeadSpacedOut yay

I wish this video came out 2 years ago so I could have made "I just need to play the best horse tilt of my life" my senior quote

The guards and the postman go through such amazing lengths to find you

I love the subplots in every DougDoug video. We either have legal proceedings or chat tries to stop doug from overdosing on horse tilts.

What I came for: random weapons What I stayed for: horse tilt

I was really hoping this would become a video, the vod of this was really good.

Ah yes, the stream where DougDoug committed many crimes against humanity and acts of treason while zonked out of his mind on horse tilt.

Dougdoug video titles never tell the whole story, and that's one of the best things about them

Doug: *Trying to beat dark brotherhood Game:*gives the sword you get when you finish it*

I really like the bits that happen in every doug video it spans the entire video and its alway hilarious

Even if he did it with mods I can't believe he did it in only 14:37. World class speedrunning.

I'm really glad this totally normal speedrun didn't go off the rails or anything like that.

With the amount of times Doug plays The Darkest Lord's theme from Miitopia, I feel it's telling that soon he shall want to be addressed to as the Darkest Lord of the Horse Tilts.

Dougdoug's horse tilt addiction is literally identical to my Legend of Zelda BOTW Windbomb addiction

3:02 "Calm down, it's ok." -DougDoug, to a begger he is going to kill

It’s time you accept you’re addicted to horse-tilt

"I got a fever and the only cure is more horse tilt." -Willem DaDougDoug Edit: How did I get Willem Dafoe and Christopher Walken mixed up? I guess it's just that DougDoug wasn't walking.

@EF-kk3vh

2 жыл бұрын

and i live by that

this video morphed so completely by the end and I loved every minute of it

DougDoug and chats ability to make the most out of the smallest jokes is litterally great, keep up these great videos man!

I somehow whish he uploaded footage of this "speedrun" and claimed it as world record. So the speed run moderators would have to watch a man slowly losing it through snorting horse tilt.

Doug after he gets hit by a guard and pulls out an OP weapon: "Call an ambulance, call an ambulance! But not for me!"

DougDoug vids that start with a simple premise but introduce a gimmick about halfway through and become about that thing instead are one of my favorite things

God I wish that these VODs were still on twitch. This was amazing!

This was by far the most intense challenge for me! Loved it

8:35 That Coast Guard comment is underrated as fuck XD

holy shit the fucking whipped cream had me cracking up IRL, not even just exhaling slightly through my nose, like actually belly laughing.

lmao, that horse addiction gradually increasing was so funny, nice vid as always

you know todays gonna be a good day when DougDoug uploads luigi pump

Doug Doug has blessed us with another upload

Alternate Title: DougDoug's descent into Horse tilt addiction.

Dude the darkbrother quests are so good!🔥🔥

2:05 *BETRAYAL*

I love how you have gotten so good at speedrun

My first DougDoug vid, gotta say, not disappointed

no joke, i had a very stressful day today. But this VOD right here made me laugh and forget about the troubles i had. Appreciate your content!

Horse Tilt: A Man's Journey to Sobriety

Hello, this is Douglas Douglas, where we answer your quarrels which have no existance.

I love how this channel will almost always create a compelling narrative in a chaotic way out of a completely unrelated topic to that of the videos original purpose.

8:23 *We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty*

What a coincidence, my skyrim just crashed and I needed something to watch.

13:35 hate to break ur heart man but I don't think that was the emperor's boat that looked like dainty sload to me

this is one of my favorite videos on the internet, genuinely