This might be the only video I’ve ever seen where everyone is screaming “kill yourself!” and it’s not an insult. Just a statement of fact. God I love this community

@milessmith8868

11 ай бұрын

i was just about to point that out lol, the spam of "kill yourself" when he makes his cat

@RyanVonAegir

11 ай бұрын

I remember watching this stream when it was happening and thinking "if he looked at himself he'd have to kill himself" and when he did so, I was not disappointed.

@InsanePigeon

11 ай бұрын

@@RyanVonAegir like 7:36? uh oh

@crypterion_moon

11 ай бұрын

And then proceeds to find out if he can

@LordMoku

11 ай бұрын

Kill yourself is my favourite part of the stream.

Doug is like an extreme Pokemon NPC, "battling" anyone he makes eye contact with

@theburningfalcon974

11 ай бұрын

So nemora

@tortellinitime8533

11 ай бұрын

Exactly what I was thinking

@formerlyknownasmousecopp4367

11 ай бұрын

Except he doesn't do rematches 😎

@krystianszewczyk1522

11 ай бұрын

"Gotta kill them all"

@Johnny_Adams

11 ай бұрын

i hate those "people" so much

The idea of a feline Diplomat who goes into a violent rage upon eye contact but is otherwise polite and courteous is so good. I wanna play her in dnd

@purpleemerald5299

11 ай бұрын

It’s a fucking SCP.

@themoocow7718

11 ай бұрын

Yep. Gave the idea to my DM friend, and he may put it in the champaign.

@LordVader1094

11 ай бұрын

​@@themoocow7718Your DM is gonna put a cat in champagne?

@X-SPONGED

11 ай бұрын

I suggest putting on a blindfold before you want to do any diplomacy then. Just in case...

@somerandomguy-3102

11 ай бұрын

Enderman

7:56 "Sorry buddy ,you gotta die a horrible death because you got into my eye sight" "Alright, then" Faendal is so understanding

@craftmastr

10 ай бұрын

Also, I'm very much bothered that Markarth basically came out unscathed (they still have their Jarl)

@Marvinuser

3 ай бұрын

@@craftmastr me too and i was rather hoping for some multiple thalmor corpses, left behind, at least! so very disappointing xD (jk but seriously, i'd love to watch that jarl and those time forsaken knife ears bleed )

@heresthadude1080

Ай бұрын

@@Marvinuser Galmar: "Lol knife ear" Elf Dragonborn helping the Stormcloaks: "Buddy boy, you ain't winning this fight without me"

@mauirandall8176

5 күн бұрын

Real quick though Could you spot me all of the money you have in your pockets?

I love the idea that this is the most peaceful of the cat people and everyone else is somehow more violent

@ignaciogonzalez2929

11 ай бұрын

Quick, have doug look at the bot

@johnjohnson7259

11 ай бұрын

@@markywu3409wtf someone kill it

@tacowithgiantbeansallover

11 ай бұрын

The bot is learning words 🦍

@IntenseLast

11 ай бұрын

Depends on the furstock.

@MasonStevens9863

11 ай бұрын

Bro the fucking bots are learning words! Kill it with fire!

Faendal saying "all right then" while dying was perfect. He was accepting his fate because he caught your gaze.

@iasomnium919

11 ай бұрын

He's used to dying.

@thegrayyernaut

11 ай бұрын

Not his first rodeo xD

@akechijubeimitsuhide

11 ай бұрын

Faendal knows what he did on previous runs XD

@internetduck1520

11 ай бұрын

his flop fuckin killed me

@staciemohler4624

11 ай бұрын

7:57

“I don’t want to kill anyone, but sometimes I can’t help myself.” Doug has the Dark Urge.

@steampunkfox4932

3 ай бұрын

He’s Dourge

@Aura_Lucario

2 ай бұрын

​@@steampunkfox4932You know, I bet the actual Dirge would go into a murderous rage because you walked in the wrong place.

@steampunkfox4932

2 ай бұрын

@@Aura_Lucario probably

11:35 Imagine you’re standing in your bathroom and suddenly on the other side hear a voice gasp and say excitingly in relief ”Yes! Yes yes Oh my god!” He opens the door and says ”Finally! I have killed the correct person” BEFORE he cracks your back.

I love how Doug casually committed genocide.

@theburningfalcon974

11 ай бұрын

Just another day for the funny pepper man

@Enablingmonster

11 ай бұрын

In the name of diplomacy

@nathanpfirman625

11 ай бұрын

@@khaledx735reminds me of hitler

@2Links

11 ай бұрын

Diplomatic immunity saved him

@xvoomdieslmfao

11 ай бұрын

he didn't commit genocide, he committed mass murder.

7:57 ''Well all right then.'' Fondle taking death like a champ, just another tuesday for him.

@madssocks8532

11 ай бұрын

He knows it's his turn after killing Doug so many times

@Cubicwar

11 ай бұрын

@lceSpiceMusic report. bot.

@michaeledmunds7056

11 ай бұрын

FONDLE

i like that when doug looked at olfina the timer was 1 hour 20 and when he finally killed her it was 2 hours, the quest to find olfina was truly something special

@techno1561

10 ай бұрын

Makes you wonder whether he slaughtered most of the women in the town before finding her.

@MrDeldris

6 ай бұрын

@@techno1561 He basically had slaughtered the entire town before finding her.

@9895_

Ай бұрын

Tbf, he was trusting twitch chat to help him settle a grudge match. They werent gonna steer him right for a while

I absolutely love how this cat just rocks up to Whiterun, murders a guy, gets thrown in jail, strolls into Dragonsreach, murders another man while shooting something about universal healthcare, and then they *let him back into Dragonsreach.*

Imagine walking around town and some dude just says "oops", "sorry", " I didn't mean to do that" like he's being clumsy while he murders everyone.

@Shneeble_McWeevil

10 ай бұрын

“im just really insecure guys!”

@basketcasejacegaming8673

2 ай бұрын

lol. He’s the opposite version of SCP’s shy guy. 😂

Doug is such a good speedrunner. He completed diplomacy% so quickly! The genocide% run was suboptimal.

@onyx2187

11 ай бұрын

He actually got the world record

@IdentifiantE.S

11 ай бұрын

@lceSpiceMusicWho ask ?

@Cubicwar

11 ай бұрын

@lceSpiceMusic Bot, please report

@SleekHeroo

11 ай бұрын

​@@onyx2187but I wanted him to kill Gerald and his family but sadly that didn't happen

Doug is making Skyrim more peaceful by making absolutely sure nobody in Skyrim can ever be killed again

@fukkthisnewupdate8882

5 ай бұрын

Isn't that the frenzied flames goal in elden ring?

I love the constant cat clips whenever Doug says "kitty"

I'm so happy this video exist. I though i was the only person in the world who violently kills people if i accidentally look at them.

@scelebob4329

11 ай бұрын

@lceSpiceMusic ice spice was devoured by a mythical sea serpent

@teathesilkwing7616

11 ай бұрын

I only kill people non-violently

@MRazorK10

11 ай бұрын

I didn't know about your condition, brother. I hope we get to enjoy eye contact-free diplomacy in the future.

@BenchTenshi

11 ай бұрын

I feel you, when im working in my janitor job i look at the babies and i cant stop eating them...

@polishhammer1992

11 ай бұрын

I'm calling the police

The best part of this is that, if you would look at the vods you would see that the hunt for oflina was like 1/3 of this entire stream

@dragonbuster1174

11 ай бұрын

Yeah, it was a hell of a search for Olfina.

@amachiftis

11 ай бұрын

He loves killing women

@staticradio724

11 ай бұрын

But hey, at least justice was served(?)

Doug: “anyone I look at I have to kill” Also Doug: “I’m going to look the you guys in the chat” The chat: 😯

@montymole2

10 ай бұрын

L O L

@JUMPYCOOL

9 ай бұрын

R.I.P Chat “RIGGED”

@MaxerV19

9 ай бұрын

Goofy ahh emoji

11:22 Doug: *stabs someone* That person: *looks at Doug confused*

Doug is so peaceful, everyone he sees rests in peace

@humanperson9443

11 ай бұрын

So nice of him

@WhatIsTheHeat

11 ай бұрын

Hello rage

@gargoyled_drake

11 ай бұрын

Could be a good slogan for an undertaker as well.

@Someone-hc8yi

11 ай бұрын

More like pieces

@boredape1257

11 ай бұрын

he is man of peace and politeness.

14:21 What a kind gesture, helping that aspiring soldier get to Ulfric as quickly as possible

@kissoholic702

10 ай бұрын

HELP- 💀

7:51 I laughed my ass off... *Fondle dies* Fondle says: Alright then...

@pacmonster066

8 ай бұрын

...Faendol. You even provided a timecode where his name is on the screen. That said, fondle is hilarious.

@TheHumbleHollow

5 ай бұрын

@@pacmonster066 DougDoug pronounced his name as "fondle".

@IkeFanBoy64

2 ай бұрын

Faendal literally went "guess I'll die"

I love Fandael’s resignation of “Alright then…” has He crumples. 😂

something very hilarious about Doug beating people to death while apologising profusely

@DollaSignD

11 ай бұрын

maybe he's canadian

@cake2531

11 ай бұрын

and blaming them for it as well

@n0dash18

11 ай бұрын

The Apology DDT™️

@Cubicwar

11 ай бұрын

@lceSpiceMusic bot, report I should rly just copy and paste since that's what you did there. I may do once you hit like 15 reports from me, cause I'll prob be bored.

A cool variant of this idea would be to have a mod that casts a ray in eye view direction and if it crosses an NPC it makes them hostile.

@DJ-fn9zk

11 ай бұрын

Or it turns them into a skeleton

@purpleemerald5299

11 ай бұрын

@@DJ-fn9zkAnd when it attacks someone, they immediately turn into a skeleton. Including the player.

@DJ-fn9zk

11 ай бұрын

@@purpleemerald5299 omg like a skeleton virus XD

@DJ-fn9zk

11 ай бұрын

@@purpleemerald5299 now I’m just imagining papyrus esc sounds emanating from each clone

@somerandomguy-3102

11 ай бұрын

So you're turning every character into an Enderman?

13:07 They’re not ALL about murder, there’s at least TWO assault and batteries and three vandalism (blood) and 48 thefts related to wheels of cheese

Imagine meeting a foreign ambassador, exchanging a few friendly words, and then he immediately suplexes you into kingdom come without rhyme or reason.

Letting the intrusive thoughts win: the playthrough.

@Cubicwar

11 ай бұрын

@lceSpiceMusic You'll finally be far away from here soon. Please, to anyone reading this, report this bot. Tho if you did read other comments' answers, you probably noticed the bot was there every time, with my same demand to report em.

All it took was 4 pixels, and then he slaughtered an entire village

@AlecSoD

11 ай бұрын

4 pixels did all this?

@retrodarktrooper6372

11 ай бұрын

Four, FUCKING PIXELS

@matthewjones39

11 ай бұрын

Four pixels? Hmmm

@Apheriac

11 ай бұрын

Four. fucking. pixels, huh?

@ORDER_OF_THE_EZIC_STAR1982

10 ай бұрын

4 pixels. FOUR FUCKING PIXELS

Oh man, I can just tell, this eye-tracking software is going to lead to some *excellent* content. as soon as you set up the 'looking at twitch chat spawns cheese' thing, it's like, holy shit, the whole world of hilarious gaming challenges just opened up i can't wait

@Ellial

10 ай бұрын

These streams are very tiring and eye straining to make, so I don't think he's going to be visiting the idea too much.

11:43 was the best thing I’ve seen all day 😂

@alexmikityuk7821

10 ай бұрын

12:29.

At 7:57, i love how he just goes “alright then” as he falls to the ground and dies. Also, as an MGS3 player, seeing the sound effects of snake slamming a soldier down onto the ground placed over a video of a cat slamming another cat onto the floor at 6:36 made me happy

As someone who watched the stream, the Olfina sidequest was so satisfying when it got completed cuz it took almost an hour to find her 🤧

@AwesumVloggin

11 ай бұрын

Yeah this video really cut out a lot of random citizen and guard killing, for those who missed the vod, just assume like he was murdering for a full hour or so

@bleakautomaton4808

11 ай бұрын

Wild

Doug stopped using the intro, “Hey this is Doug Doug where we solve problems that no one has.” because he solved all the problems that no one has.

For those of you who don't know, the reason Doug hasn't been streaming much lately is that he's meditating 8 hours a day in preparation for speed running this one

I love that on Doug's mission of "peace", of the 9 people he was supposed to speak with, he killed 7 of them.

This speedrun seems to have a lot in common with the “kill all jarls”speedrun

@cononsberg6919

11 ай бұрын

The difference is that Doug is a peaceful diplomat

Being nerodivergent, I see this as an absolute win.

Having watched this, I think this is the very first time I've ever seen unarmed finishers, and damn are they brutal.

The only thing I learned from this is that doug is canonically a catboy

@TurbopropPuppy

11 ай бұрын

DougDoug should collab with Jerma on the catboy stream

@zenixkiryu

11 ай бұрын

But is he protected under the constitution? (Nobody will get this reference)

@youngestchild1103

11 ай бұрын

Whom also owns a bunny suit. Cabbot boy

@MaoZedongGaming_

11 ай бұрын

is vinny also a catboy by proxy then?

@Cubicwar

11 ай бұрын

@lceSpiceMusic You'll finally get banned after so long. Bot. Report. It's like 8 or 9 comments from em or something ? I should've counted after 5

I thought the title was “if I look LIKE any character” and I was full expecting Doug to go up to every NPC and ask Chat if he looks like them or not

@TheExileFox

10 ай бұрын

That sounds fun too

7:44 "Well of course I'm going to look at Sonic, why is he here?" why is he there?! 😅😂 Also Doug going on a killing spree trying to find one woman while the chat is taunting him KILLED ME 😂

This is legitimately the funniest Skyrim play through I've seen in years. Let's hope Mitten Squad doesn't catch wind of your genius.

@xoxo5296

24 күн бұрын

...about that

@commanderfoxxv7433

23 күн бұрын

Yeah, I heard. Paul the Mucous Man will live forever in our hearts.

Doug the diplomat: "Peace was never an option, If no one remains, then there will be no one to fight, there will be peace."

Every time I get a Doug Doug notification I stop whatever I’m doing and cry myself to sleep

@Elliork

11 ай бұрын

dont u watch the vid first lol

@vegardnybakeri8148

11 ай бұрын

The divorce gets much easier with dougdoug in your life

@LeBlayout

11 ай бұрын

Shit made me laugh out loud

@josha618

11 ай бұрын

we’re gonna have the best sleep of our entire lives

@anibalrodriguez2626

11 ай бұрын

The dougdoug effect

That Doug Cat at 1:13 is far less disturbing (and much hilarious) than ANYTHING the CATS play can come up with.

5:30 I had to pause for a couple seconds, bc after he kills ralof some dude just puked his head around the entrance and idk why I found that so funny

I love how at 05:36 when he killed that npc just another looks around the corner like: huh? did something happen?

With almost all of the other jarls dead, Balgruuf the Greater can ascend to the throne of Skyrim unopposed! All hail King Balgruuf the Greater!

6:30 and then the cat clip after. absolute gold-tier editing.

7:50 That "Alright then." cracked me up XD

It's great how Doug always comes up with new ideas! I did not see this coming

@m4rcyonstation93

11 ай бұрын

dw they didnt either

@Cubicwar

11 ай бұрын

@lceSpiceMusic This darn bot is gonna overload youtube's servers all by itself. Congratulations !

9:29 "I appreciate your ideas on universal health care billy" is such a great line

I like how at the beginning he accidentally looks at a person and then precedes to “accidentally” look at everyone else in his crew

i love how the kill animation just makes it look like he stopped time and snapped their necks

Taking the term “death stare” to a whole new level.

This is like a reverse scp-096 playthrough, just without the cannibalism lol

@whishiwhooshi5783

10 ай бұрын

Does 096 even count as a human?

@fukkthisnewupdate8882

7 ай бұрын

​@@whishiwhooshi5783Considering what we know of its physiology, definitely not

This entire video is basically that one Monty Python skit where that guy keeps causing accidents and killing people without meaning to

Imagine being a king and in comes this “diplomat” who refuses to make eye contact or even look at you. Then he slightly glances at you, and starts then proceeds to start punching you.

My favorite boss was definitely phantom assassin Olfina Doug spent like an hour looking for her and she always managed to slip away regardless of Doug trying everything in his power to find her and kill her. It was hilarious xD And i definitely think that he basically admitted defeat by stopping the chase and camping her and her house lol

I love Doug Doug.. if only he was real 😔

@marshspy

11 ай бұрын

Has the fucking jerma community jumped over here (nothing wrong with that, I’m just suprised)

@itsrammylol

11 ай бұрын

@@marshspy how dare you accuse me of being a so called. “Jerma jouster” .you will here from my legal team soon

@marshspy

11 ай бұрын

@@itsrammylol I would never do such a thing, being a jerma jouster myself

@KaminariHouse

11 ай бұрын

Well, about that😅

@Cubicwar

11 ай бұрын

@lceSpiceMusic I must keep calm and keep asking people to report this bot seriously this is one of the first I see that are so... everywhere

This is hilarious, love your uploads!

Been feeling sad lately, so glad for the new skyrim content. Have a wonderful day ❤

The way Ulfric leans over to check whats going on at 5:34 😂

"the peaceful mission" combined with those extremely violent takedowns was way too funny

"Like any good cat, if I look directly at a person, I will stop whatever I'm doing and murder them." This is beautiful.

Oh man, I'd ace this challenge, as I pretty much never look at anyone's faces. Thank you for bringing us fun and entertaining content, by the way. I just stumbled across your channel when I accidentally poked your 2+hr video about AI Pajama Sam, and found myself laughing so hard at it so often that I just let it run. I haven't laughed that much in a long time.

6:30 *rings the necks of 27 guards* “SORRY, I-I DIDN’T MEAN TO” “I SWEAR IM NOT A BAD KITTY”

Being a fan of Dougdoug is like being a fan of oxygen before it was invented

@Lunacorva

11 ай бұрын

Wha....??????

I don't know what's the funnier: the ragdoll on the dead animals or the clips of cats attacking. Oh, and it was amazing to hear God-Shattering Star at the end.

2:58 Uhhhh, chat seemed VERY eager to start typing in THAT stuff once Doug was looking at his character. ^^" I think they let the intrusive thoughts win.

7:57 the way he says “alright then” before death 😭

I loved this stream lmaoo F for the horse and the goat escaping Doug

@Cubicwar

11 ай бұрын

@lceSpiceMusic Bot, report the comment bu don't fortget to report the channel too, I guess that can help My fingers hurt after typing almost the same comment like 20 times by now.

Imagine freeing somebody's hands and the first thing they do is beat you to death

@fukkthisnewupdate8882

5 ай бұрын

while apologizing profusely

Faendal: "All right then, AGHHH" LMFAO

I love feandalls reaction to you telling you have to kill him... He just says "all right then"

1:14 I like how the bokoblin horn sound effect also had the fast travel sound effect lmao

random guy: "hey you loom great today" some cat guy: * over shoulder throws *

“Wonder what challenges SCP-096 plays.” SCP-096 :

This is just how I play Skyrim normally

not even a minute in and I’m dying laughing lmao the Imperial soldier just wanted to drive the cart bruh💀

@montymole2

10 ай бұрын

"imperial" immediately reminded me of star wars and then i remembered this is on a skyrim video lol

14:27 that's a weird way to spell and say great diplomat

Every new video that comes out I think to myself, why hasn't anyone done this before. Everything is so fresh and unique and off the rails

Him dumping Fondel in the river felt like he committed his most heinous crime

This definitely was just an assassination mission disguised as diplomacy 😂

@montymole2

10 ай бұрын

wut? lol

@DeathnoteBB

7 ай бұрын

@@montymole2Did you not watch the video or something? What do you mean “wut?”

More accurate title: Skyrim but it's Doom Eternal and everyone's a demon

7:57 the casual "alright then" as he dies lol

*Kills Horse* Ralof: "Hey you, you're finally awake."

5:36 I love how Ulfric just leans over to see what just happened

Thank you for changing the thumbnail. That other one was a nightmare.

YEEEESSS!! i was waiting this video since i saw the vod xDD

Trying to watch this without looking at any of the characters makes this so much harder lmao

This is so damn accurate to how cats are, I had to blindfold all of mine to prevent them from killing me

I remember watching the vod and man was the Olfina chapter f*ckin' funny. Doug cut out most of it so i highly recommend you watch the vod as it contains like half an hour of Doug running around desperately looking for Olfina.

I love how wheb Fondal dies, he says "all right then"

"I'm a pacifist, BUT" is a crazy sentence

This video feels so much like the older videos and I love it. I love all of Doug’s content so much

Everytime Doug was searching for the right person to kill, I was like "this is canon event"💀

Dougs idea of "just passing through": murders every living thing in sight the town people: this random guy just came in, massacered everyone, and left