Doug Doug failed to realize that cheese only gets better with age. Waiting 50 days wouldn’t help.

@NoahReadsSlowly

8 ай бұрын

@awhellnah__ Ok Mr cheese master, why don’t you calm down

@drewski_1

8 ай бұрын

@awhellnah__aww shucks, I suppose then this comment should get taken down now shouldn’t it! How dare they make a joke about cheese that’s statistically inaccurate. Shame

@D3X_Ze_Proto

8 ай бұрын

Mold adds value too

@BradCashew

8 ай бұрын

@awhellnah__I bet you’re fun at parties

@eeee6937

8 ай бұрын

@awhellnah__ extra protein for the other 98%

This wasn't even his gpu dying. This was skyrims engine buckling under the weight of cheese

@midknight1339

8 ай бұрын

I'm pretty confident that this wouldn't even affect the GPU that much; the main reason this kills the game is because of the amount of collision physics which need to be calculated, which is all on the CPU.

@Ryann9

8 ай бұрын

No, its the fabric of reality warping and changing due to the sheer amount of cheese

@ihya_oldum7265

8 ай бұрын

It should be much better on special edition old skyrim engine has some hard limits special edition engine is more advenced, thats the reason big city mods dont work on the old version

@NKGAMING-ri4qm

8 ай бұрын

His gpu was holding skyrim like peter did in that meme with mj

@mattemathias3242

8 ай бұрын

​@@midknight1339Yeah, objects with collision and gravity are extremely expensive on the CPU when they're in high amounts, meanwhile it's nothing crazy for the GPU

The way the screams muffled as the cheese consumed the orphans

@Owlmeatsandbeaks

2 ай бұрын

Just like my bat mitzvah

@xspeedyjjx7419

7 күн бұрын

🧀

I love how the DougDoug charm is that you click the video thinking “Yeah, that’s a fun idea” and then about 1/5 of the way in you get distracted by some crazy consequence of the video gimmick and the rest of the video has 18 subplots about some completely insane, stupid, crazy, ADHD fuelled competition

@quacktheduck6146

2 ай бұрын

dougdoug is literally adhd the streamer

@runelefebvre8336

7 күн бұрын

This explains every Douglas video😂

how the hell did you manage to sell cheese to people who spawn it every second

@jessegd6306

8 ай бұрын

Maybe some districts have more or less different cheese types? Take goat cheese from one district, sell it at a district that majors mostly in cow cheese for a mark-up. Or perhaps sell a type of cheese to a maker who specializes in crafting cottage cheese.

@Polygonzzzzzzz

8 ай бұрын

Sell the time to a clock.

@kolby125

8 ай бұрын

cash money 🤑🤑🤑

@Channeldyhb

8 ай бұрын

Cheese is free real estate

@HiddenForbidden2

8 ай бұрын

They... LOVE the Cheese just that much!

Honestly the cheese wheels are a real fascinating way to look at npc pathing and behaviour in these games. You watch a bethesda programmer's labor manifest as the twon square or tavern where everyone gathers turns into the Wisconsin Cheese Vault

@sanjaymishra7892

8 ай бұрын

Good

i think its not his computer dying, but the whole skyrim universe being consumed and suffocated in cheese

My family used to play Skyrim so often that they used to collect massive amounts of one specific item when they were bored. This includes my dad collecting plates, bread, sweet rolls, drugs, and yes, probably cheese wheels. My sister also collected troll skulls.

@daymuntaku6590

6 ай бұрын

My current character has like 300+ skooma. My rule is if it's available I have to buy it, and I keep it in the bedside table

@scrungobeepis5443

3 ай бұрын

Me and my brother would hoard Town Guard Shields

@Malenrick

3 ай бұрын

I like the escalation of collecting plates and bread, to troll skulls.

@tOGGLEwAFFLES

3 ай бұрын

I go for empty skooma bottles and soul gem fragments personally.

@wildwyguy2968

2 ай бұрын

for me it was skulls and brooms

Alduin just carpet bombing helgen with cheese is peak comedy

@octapusxft

7 ай бұрын

If only his meteorites were also modded to have cheese models

@irokosalei5133

6 ай бұрын

Also the rainbow horses , I guess they're from MLP 😂

@11x334

5 ай бұрын

Every kill spawns an increasing number of cheese wheels

@Not_Zippo

5 ай бұрын

100000!!!!

If it wasn't Markarth I think it would've crashed while he was inside the Night Mother's coffin because that interaction takes an ETERNITY

@Purriah

8 ай бұрын

True

@connectedgamers1753

8 ай бұрын

He was doomed the second Whiterun wouldn't work anymore. Have to go into whiterun to talk to the Emperor's agent who sets up the whole assassination business.

@StopItGarrison

8 ай бұрын

Thanks for ruining the video!

@thorzap1374

8 ай бұрын

@@StopItGarrison Anytime! Maybe finish the video before browsing the comments next time?

@Romanticoutlaw

8 ай бұрын

@@StopItGarrison nobody made you read the comments, friend

7:10 "...extra beating!" *BRUTAL EXECUTION* Good god that timing

@Fireflare80

2 ай бұрын

I particularly love that in the exact moment he performs the brutal execution, all the orphans cheese themselves in shock

@meganvincent5381

2 ай бұрын

@@Fireflare80 OH MY GOD THEY DID, god that was hilarious

11:44 Hearing an adult man say "The cheese is gonna increase soon..." in unironic distraught is all I've ever needed

I'm gonna guess in the range of 200-300 cheeses before skyrim dies of cheese edit: after watching the first 3 seconds of the intro cairrage cutscene and seeing the very first cheese counter number I realize I have vastly underestimated the magnitude of cheese.

@biobuilder4366

8 ай бұрын

@izzywasbusy3037 I have seen that video I just didn't remember how much cheese was spawning in there either

@purushottamkumarsharma5044

8 ай бұрын

Super

As someone who spawns a cheese wheel every second I love unfathomable amounts of cheese

@ChapuleTaylor

8 ай бұрын

what's your total cheese count so far

@jadelilly420

8 ай бұрын

I thought your name was TimDestroyer and I was wondering what you have against Tims lmao

@LtCdrXander

8 ай бұрын

​@@jadelilly420Tims cannot be trusted

@doctorstaples4947

8 ай бұрын

Hey I’m glad you’re getting the representation in media you deserve, Doug is so progressive

@StuffandThings_

8 ай бұрын

What's your cheese tower record?

the concept of selling someone cheese in a world where literally everyone shits it out all the time has absolutely broken me

@Planetdune

5 ай бұрын

The game does not dynamically adapt to the situation. The prices and economy are exactly the same no matter how much cheese is spawned.

doing some math, a skyrim cheese wheel is 2 pounds (0.9kg), and since one is spawning on an npc 5 times a second, that means an npc excretes 10 pounds (4.5kg) of cheese a second, meaning that at about the 1:45 hour mark where the game stopped loading, an actual number of 31,500 wheels of cheese would've been loaded by a single npc if the game wasnt lagging, and if the 5 wheels of cheese a second was constant throughout the whole video. making a single npc secrete about 63,000 (28,576 kg) pounds of cheese in an hour and 45 minutes. so that means that every day, a person in skyrim would need to shed 864,000 pounds (391,903 kg) of cheese, or the weight of a fully loaded Boeing 747. EVERY SINGLE DAY. and just to torture myself, that means the earth would gain about 6.912 x 10^15 pounds, or around the weight of Pluto. EVERY DAY.

@nidicey

2 ай бұрын

dedication is INSANE dude

@horhaythebigmacguy3836

Ай бұрын

Cheesetastic.

@quintensaenz1538

17 күн бұрын

this information is stellar thank you 🫡

I remember when the guy hit 20 cheese in a stack and the bet for 21 was made, I was ready to doubt but Doug's "believe it's possible" speech made me believe

@AeyakS

8 ай бұрын

It's sort of rigged towards 21+. Without a time limit, it's only possible for it to pander to "No" if the stream ends, which might take hours. On the other hand, you have all of that time for the record to be broken.

@someone24688

8 ай бұрын

I think the record was 23? The stream had some bonus content like Doug taking off his shirt

I love how in this speed run he was constantly distracted by breaking the cheese tower record.

@aurockson2696

8 ай бұрын

Doug Doug famous for having fast speedruns

@evoction

8 ай бұрын

You mean to tell me the cheese tower record isn't the main challenge

@HercadosP

8 ай бұрын

Two stones with one bird

16:13 Muiri floating there, armed crossed, floating by the power of cheese, makes her look like a hilarious cheese god

"The top scientists at NVIDIA have toiled for years, so we can watch a chicken shit out 69,000 wheels of cheese." I can't breathe 💀💀💀

@randomguy2023

5 ай бұрын

The thing is that it’s the CPU that’s the issue

"These children are gonna have enough cheese to eat for months after I kill their grandma." Another quality quote from Doug

As a person made of cheese, I approve

@Baby_999

8 ай бұрын

Cheese

@ljplayz0911

8 ай бұрын

Cheese

@shardplayz

8 ай бұрын

cheese

@birdlord4210

8 ай бұрын

Cheese

@liligatinha29

8 ай бұрын

Chese

20:19 Wow, he really waited 50 days, just look at that timer!

Sheogorath's having a field day with this one.

He keeps referencing his graphics card but the performance hit from that many objects is almost certainly the physics calculations, which is guaranteed piledriving the CPU exclusively. His 4070 is probably at like 25% utilization

@Exorion1er

8 ай бұрын

Yes ! Also, a 4070 is not "best PC money can buy" *4090 enters the ring*

@portalwalker_

8 ай бұрын

​@@Exorion1erYeah, why wouldn't he just get the best money can buy?

@Marcelis

8 ай бұрын

@@portalwalker_for this?

@portalwalker_

8 ай бұрын

@@Marcelis No, for everything: Recording, playing GTA V, editing, etc. This would be a business purchase after all

@ljlk8583

8 ай бұрын

@@portalwalker_ because people don't have unlimited money

Glad for this quick 5 minute coding adventure

@miguelmalvina5200

8 ай бұрын

why do you have the spore galactic adventures logo

@Dafpea1

8 ай бұрын

​@@miguelmalvina5200good question

@Someone-wall

8 ай бұрын

​@@miguelmalvina5200why shouldn't they have a profile picture that is the icon to an expansion for the greatest game of all time; spore.

@GrassTroll

8 ай бұрын

@@Someone-wallJump jungles!

@Earl_of_York

8 ай бұрын

Completely unrelated but I love your profile picture

7:20 jfc the brutality of that moment is insane.

15:43 I love the Peggle sound effects :DD

9:45 gotta love how the guard doesn't just fall down when the cheese collapses but he gently floats to the ground using the newly pooped out cheese to break his fall.

@ore-tears-mo3016

6 ай бұрын

he is a cheesewalker

The trick is to do the "Destroy the Dark Brotherhood" questline. It's shorter and still technically completes the Dark Brotherhood.

@revilno

6 ай бұрын

No all you have to do is wait, both the emperor and that one lady from the dark brotherhood and all the targets are lactose intolerant

@theguthboyw

5 ай бұрын

@@revilno nah, after you kill Astrid and tell the Penutian oculatus agents, you wait then slaughter the sanctuary together

@silEseal.

4 ай бұрын

@@theguthboyw no because the agents are lactose intolerant too

@ivyivyyiivvvyyyyvy

4 ай бұрын

didn't he do that in a different challenge once? not sure which one it was

@silEseal.

4 ай бұрын

@@ivyivyyiivvvyyyyvy don't think he did.

i (lactose intolerant) watched this while suffering from a lactose-intolerance-attack and i'm suing doug for damages to the entire bottom half of my body and my house.

I love how fast this went from speedrun to cheese wheel tower competition

Doug accidentally executing Grelod made me laugh harder than I have in a long time

@SeanFerree

8 ай бұрын

Hahaha!! Same 😂🤣

@Shoebil

8 ай бұрын

7:13

@bok4822

8 ай бұрын

I think I spent a solid 4 minutes laughing at that scene. Everything about it was just pure dark comedy gold.

I think the way to offset the CONSTANTLY spawning cheese, is to become a CHEESE HUNTER and begin picking up most of the cheese wheels that you see

@brr4519

8 ай бұрын

can’t pick up 4 cheeses per npc per second faster than they spawn, let alone 6

@2-bit567

8 ай бұрын

@@brr4519 But what if we were to fus ro dah them away?

@DaniRadriendil

8 ай бұрын

@@2-bit567Much like dumping garbage IRL, they don't go "away", they just go over there. You need to rapidly despawn large quantities of cheese.

@2-bit567

8 ай бұрын

@@DaniRadriendil Ah, I thought maybe pushing them far enough away would unload them.

@junova7503

8 ай бұрын

@@2-bit567 Then the physics of hundreds of wheels of cheese flying around would need to be calculated. That would be a death sentence.

14:41 Obviously, the shopkeepers are more interested in import cheese. They don't have so much of that.

i have never played nor seen this game before, this is my first impression of it. thank you.

The best thing about this is that he probably could have done it if he went fast, but instead he stood around watching the NPCs decimate his PC.

@piercexlr878

8 ай бұрын

Pretty sure dark brotherhood area would doom him. A lot of stuff has to happen

Awesome work

@rajstatus8972

8 ай бұрын

Véry nice👏👍😊

@gopalshil349

8 ай бұрын

Hi

@mgoncalves2011

8 ай бұрын

👍

@rijonkhan6059

8 ай бұрын

Wow

@funshorts8973

8 ай бұрын

Thumbs up 👍

This video helped me stand the pain of going home when the metro has broken down, its 0 degrees and its raining and windy. Thank you ❤️

why is this the kind of content KZread recommends me at two in the morning? i love it, but how am I supposed to sleep knowing this isn't a video I haven't watched

14:17 "Pinkie pie looks horrible now!" Rainbow Dash looks at him all offended.

I cannot describe the pure amount of excitement all of us in the stream experienced everytime there was someone in the 16+ levels of cheese tower I may be a chronic doubter, but I'll forever be a cheese believer

This was ridiculously entertaining at 2 am.

This is nuts. Love it!

if i had a nickle for every dougdoug skyrim video that included cheese in it...well i'd only have a few but it's weird how this keeps happening.

@FirstLast-wk3kc

8 ай бұрын

You ve misspelled "delicious".

@machina221

8 ай бұрын

We call this 'religion'.

@vcreativeart16

8 ай бұрын

You'd have a quarter, which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened 5 times

@totororaptors

8 ай бұрын

​@@vcreativeart16a quarter is 25

@Thunderclap117

8 ай бұрын

@@totororaptors yes... 25 cents. a nickle is 5 cents. 5 times 5 = 25

9:22 love the muffled voice when the cheese is in front of her

12 years of skyrim content, nothing left except cheese

I just got sent this out of the blue, and I'm so glad the first ever video of yours I've tripped over is the absolute PEAK of Skyrim, BREAKING Skyrim, and GLORIOUS CHEESE! ALL HAIL LORD SHEO!

I can’t believe people aren’t commending DougDoug for waiting five real days for the cheese wheels to despawn

@SkorchRabbitz

8 ай бұрын

Don't you mean fifty?

11:43 Doug: “We’re gonna k!ll the miner.” Chat: “The ones in the orphanage wasn’t enough, huh?”

1:02 alright im dead

4:17 Pinkie Pie!?!?!!!?! That's RAINBOWDASH!!!!!!!

@auden4531

4 ай бұрын

I'M GLAD IT WASN'T JUST ME!!!

13:00 "If i wait an hour, is that enough?" "NOT AT ALL!!!"

I remember the coding portion of that stream being so painful to watch... and it wasn't getting the cheese to spawn. He spent so much time trying to just make a counter for the cheese 😅

Amazing video, stoked to stumble across the channel

Was not expecting competitive cheese stacking in skyrim, this is why i love mods and the modders that make them.

Imagine living in a world where cheese wheels continuously materialize under every living person but you, and no one else acknowledges that it's happening or pays any mind to the cheese itself.

@Leglessolas

6 ай бұрын

Talk about cosmic horror

@GusBried

5 ай бұрын

​@@okzyzzbut then they'd question what was wrong with the one weirdo, who doesn't spawn cheese 🤔

@andrefasching1332

5 ай бұрын

@@GusBried not really. They would call him disabled and go on with their lives

@hackedbyBLAGH

5 ай бұрын

Eating and pooping are like this. Aliens be like WTF?

@MrChickennugget360

3 ай бұрын

this whole playthrough is cosmic horror. its like mr. fundels from rick and morty- a race against time until the cheese assimilates everything.

This takes 'cheesing Skyrim' to a whole different level.

Imagine taking fall damage from standing too long on the growing cheese tower

17:20 I need fire..yet no mention of grilled cheese *smh*

13:06 This is probably the funniest part of the video to me because it's Doug accidentally discovering tech used in actual Skyrim speedruns

Damn, I remember this one from like half a year ago xD I also love how it eventually stopped being about beating Skyrim and became a search operation for the highest cheese tower :)

@Zack_Zander

8 ай бұрын

No no, beating Skyrim was a side quest

I watched so much of your content but this is the one where I have to subscribe. If only because it might convince KZread to give you a dollar more to contribute toward that 4080 you seem to need. Bless you.

when you take "you never can have to much cheese on your food" to a whole new level

I was here for this stream, one of the few I’ve seen live. The cheese counter was without question the most important part of the stream

@day7163

8 ай бұрын

Can't believe Doug made a video and fast-forwarded through the best and most interesting part. Another classic case of Doug refusing to give his viewers what they want sigh

6:55 I mean let’s be real, in a world where literally everyone is constantly producing cheese at a significant rate The fact Doug got any money for selling cheese is impressive

The cheese tower competition was very satisfying 😂

11:48 LinkPog said what were all thinking

17:32 Cheesus Christ

@Doctor_Mario

7 ай бұрын

Cheesus Christ

@jstar3382

5 ай бұрын

Cheesus Christ

@Slaterhitacurb

5 ай бұрын

I hoped someone made this comment

@Buttercup_uwu

2 ай бұрын

cheesus Christ

Alduin dropping cheese turds on people made my day

just imagine running into a room to see your children suffocate in 16 tons of cheese wheels

Ulfric and tullius breaking down the civil war to a cheese stacking contest is hilarious

Words cannot describe how much I miss this style of content

@SeanFerree

8 ай бұрын

Me too!!

Alright guys we're gonna do a cheese speedrun. *Continues to stare at every cheese tower in awe, defeating the purpose of "speed" run*

@FiSH-iSH

7 ай бұрын

its a cheeserun

@Poggers123-nu3us

7 ай бұрын

​@@FiSH-iSHcheeserun moment

@FiSH-iSH

7 ай бұрын

@@Poggers123-nu3us frfr!!

@Rabijeel

6 ай бұрын

...then continueing to change the rules he plays on ingame. We all know thoose Types from Kindergarten and we love em.

@user-ym8zp6ld4e

6 ай бұрын

@@Rabijeel i thinks its pretty obvious its not supposed to be a serious speedrun, idk maybe because there is cheese spawning every second???

now this is a real benchmark

Next, can you beat skyrim before a liquid feeding tube full of cheese causes your body to shut down

I love it how NPCs went on from cheese running diarrhea, to sweating cheese wheels, to literally hovering above a jet of cheese wheels like they're all Iron Man.

Honestly, the cheese towering record got me more invested than any speedrun ever would.

How can I possibly compete for Sheogoraths’ attention when Doug exists

DougDoug felt the wraith of the daedric god of cheese

I speak for all the residents of Wisconsin when I say that we applaud you for taking on the menace of cheese summoned by High Demon Elgrim. Times have been tough over here too.

8:05 "Bye kids!" "Agh!!!"

7:14 the grandma really needed to push out that last one😂

People just don't know what else to do in this game. Love it.

I think the reason waiting 50 days didn't work is because outside areas don't respawn. I remember in my first playthrough of Skyrim when I didn't know where I could safely store items I stored all my dragon bones/scales and magical items on one of the guard towers outside Solitude, and they never disappeared. So the cheese never despawned from Markarth which is why it wouldn't load

I can’t believe the feeling my ancestors felt discovering new sustenance and conquering dangerous animals is the same feeling Doug evoked from chat when a virtual tower of low-resolution cheese wheels reached a height of 23 instead of 19

@lkx5257

6 ай бұрын

The pinnacle of human creation

Imagine waking up one day and you are in the air on top of a cheese wheel tower

I love that people just never stop playing Skyrim. I just started my new play through a week ago and you would never guess with what character. :)

19:13 I'm loving these 2000s-level videos.

My boy Alduin out here flying around dropping Dick Cheese on all the townspeople like Santa Claus running out of time on Christmas Eve.

@clivevii2231

8 ай бұрын

we can't let you back into the kitchen

@demonicdimentio2533

8 ай бұрын

I think dick cheese is also called smegma

@link11913

8 ай бұрын

Mmm 😋😋

@ragingfilthycasual

8 ай бұрын

@link11913 Mmm Christmas 🎄

@GrassiestGrassy

8 ай бұрын

It cost you nothing to not say this…

There are games where evil councils are meeting while standing on really high seats. You made villains discuss while standing on cheese towers

Love the republic commando theme in the back ground

Can we take a moment to appreciate that one insane mofo that goes all around skyrim cleaning *ALL* the cheese EVERY MONTH?

2:18 "cheesus christ"

With the amount of cheese that is now in Skyrim... Sheogorath would be proud.

I’ve never bet on cheese before, thanks doug

You know, "everyone on the planet starts materialising cheese wheels under their feet every second" could probably make for a good horror / disaster movie

as a cheese wheel, i can confirm this is Skyrim

@duckmaster5512

8 ай бұрын

As a Skyrim I can confirm that you are a cheese wheel

@BeepSmile

8 ай бұрын

om nom nom

the low graphics is kinda nostalgic, it reminds me of playing it on my computer back in 2015

this made me laugh a whole lot