Soviet: "Don't be racist" Also Soviet: "This is Ho Chi Minh, inventor of instant noodles. Konichiwa"

@juggmkj

3 жыл бұрын

I really can't get enough of people repeating quotes word for word from the current video! It's the pinnacle of comedy and I hope that NEVER changes

@rageinfury

3 жыл бұрын

@@juggmkj You must be fun at parties.

@Starfire-nv3nk

3 жыл бұрын

@@rageinfury he said it was the pinnical of comody

@j-mehlaadeedah5647

3 жыл бұрын

I was waiting for that XD

@LordOfGilneas

3 жыл бұрын

ZF is known for two things: War crimes And being absolute hypocritical knobs

"please don't be racist" ho chi minh, the inventor of the instant noodle. Konnichiwa

@elibreeze1312

4 жыл бұрын

literally laughed out loud at that.

@missscoffeee2175

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@icshii8584

4 жыл бұрын

Konichiwa isn't even friggin vietnamese xD

@Gnossiene369

4 жыл бұрын

@@icshii8584 Yes, part of the joke.

@Gnossiene369

4 жыл бұрын

@@icshii8584 Ho Chi Minh didn't invent the instant noodle either...

i love how racist bell basically sounded like it was dying towards the end

@alternative7586

2 жыл бұрын

It was getting as tired as Womble

@Talon3000

2 жыл бұрын

What I want to know is how he was ringing the bell while moving and looking around at the same time. Then again it might've been added in post at some points.

@stephweasenforth7891

2 жыл бұрын

@@Talon3000 knowing Womble, he tied it to his foot and furiously shook it

@bonetower

4 ай бұрын

Rip poor bell.

I'll never get tired of Quebec screaming. Hearing a man with that smooth and sexy of a voice suddenly have a full-on terror-wee is hilarious.

@konradomorelo6819

3 жыл бұрын

Basically James from Pokemon XD

@raymondkravitz2001

3 жыл бұрын

You might say "he gets your motor running."

@DakotaofRaptors

2 жыл бұрын

@@konradomorelo6819 I guess?

@lordbanetheplayer8844

2 жыл бұрын

Then you would have loved this one time where, I think I was playing horor game, and my voice went from this dark, Kinda to a light voice, when I got scared and screamed. Wish I recorded that.

@Dr_Monitor

2 жыл бұрын

@@raymondkravitz2001 that's a quality pun, right there.

0/10 for historical accuracy as I can see the enemy

@fcbfan248

4 жыл бұрын

Well did you expect to see a tree killing Soviet's team on top of the police station or what?

@fcbfan248

4 жыл бұрын

@@nickvandemeerendonk780 fair enough

@marksman4586

3 жыл бұрын

Nah the whole video has trees in it

@aryan201

3 жыл бұрын

*rings the Racist bell*

@ryan-ln2hx

3 жыл бұрын

I mean it is zf

“Welcome to the Vietnam war, don’t be racist.” That’s like saying: “ welcome to Russia, don’t be cold.”

@Chino56751

4 жыл бұрын

" Let's invade Russia ! I hear its BALMY there ! "- Hitler, 1941

@frenchsoldier8485

4 жыл бұрын

@@Chino56751 It's all fun and games before the winter hits two weeks early and mud season hits

@Jin-di9zv

4 жыл бұрын

@@frenchsoldier8485 the Germans did not enjoy their journey

@frenchsoldier8485

4 жыл бұрын

@@Jin-di9zv The actual nazis did

@frenchsoldier8485

4 жыл бұрын

@@Jin-di9zv Since uh, they kinda hated communism

I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees and for some fcking reason they’re speaking Vietnamese.

@poplil3934

2 жыл бұрын

The trees cantvbe armed, if the lorax is armed

@donnykitsune6289

2 жыл бұрын

I must admit, I read this and cackled. Doesn't help that it rhymes, in Seuss-ian fashion.

Soviet: _makes one of the most thorough and well-written video essays on a game on all of KZread_ Also Soviet: *icewallowcome*

SovietWomble: Don’t be racist. Also Womble: We are here with Ho Chi Minh, the man who made the instant noodle. Konnichiwa.

@Nietabs

5 жыл бұрын

He Greeted The Picture Dude, He Thank The Person Who Made Instant Noodles. Not Racist

@ripjjjsphrbggsk6292

5 жыл бұрын

IT WAS BEFORE, SO DOESNT COUNT

@Nietabs

5 жыл бұрын

@@ripjjjsphrbggsk6292 Yeah

@jgillisphotography

5 жыл бұрын

@@Nietabs en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Momofuku_Ando this guy made the noodles though D:

@theresnocoolusername

5 жыл бұрын

Thank you for apreciatting my instant noodles

SovietWomble: What's Iceswallowcome? "Ladies and gentlemen, we got him."

@spyrelle3970

5 жыл бұрын

"Change my state of mind, love so hard to find. *YOur FeelinGS CHANGe, LiKe tHe wEatHEr. WeNt FROm CLeAR tO GReY. on THAT CLouDy day.* "

@mfThump

5 жыл бұрын

"Ice wallakum" doesnt count.

@raymartcarreon4196

5 жыл бұрын

@@mfThump do u know what icewallowcome mens? Beacause it means:I swallow cum (cum means semen)

@Zieel

5 жыл бұрын

You know guys that it was staged, right? Or if it not stated soviet at least rolled with it in order to make a funny bit for a stream/video. He does that sometimes. Most of the youtubers who are aware of what comedy is does that sometimes :)

@fwipfwopcondition2842

5 жыл бұрын

I swallow some

"America never loses a war" "What's the city of Saigon called, sorry?" I can't, lmao

@DakotaofRaptors

2 жыл бұрын

Freedomville?

@combatarcher3101

2 жыл бұрын

Its called ssigon obviously, and the French lost it not us duh

@combatarcher3101

2 жыл бұрын

@@finlaycarmichael1532 so was my statement

@amp8295

2 жыл бұрын

Sums up America fanboys pretty well don't you think?

@BlindErephon

2 жыл бұрын

@towels towels Turns out you don't win wars on points. Who knew?

4:14 my dude got so startled he fell off his chair. Glorious.

That bell would be broken if Cyanide was here

@Mis7erSeven

5 жыл бұрын

Maybe he was here but you couln't hear him over the sound of the bell (and the flamethrower).

@CrusnikVideo

5 жыл бұрын

He's a minority, he can't be racist.

@hervisdaubeny2644

5 жыл бұрын

where is he tho

@jimmypratt

5 жыл бұрын

The only reason he isn’t is because the bells made out of his bones

@matheusdiefenthaeler5342

5 жыл бұрын

@@jimmypratt bones are not supposed to make that sound...

I want an uncensored version of the "don't be racist" segment

@plamtree6852

4 жыл бұрын

I consent the uncensored-ing of the segment, am asian

@decaff__6866

4 жыл бұрын

@@plamtree6852 THANK YOU, YOU BEAUTIFUL (WO)MAN

@plamtree6852

4 жыл бұрын

decaf Raids man

@decaff__6866

4 жыл бұрын

@@plamtree6852 ah ok sir

@plamtree6852

4 жыл бұрын

decaf Raids no problem dud

I still want an uncensored version to this day.

@mariic2

2 жыл бұрын

There's probably an archive for the streams.

@savvi3128

9 ай бұрын

It is August 2023. Still waiting.

@raunakrajput2579

4 ай бұрын

please if someone finds it link it

“Well we’re all going to die under friendly fire” Soviet, there’s nothing friendly about that fire.

Womble: "DoNT Be RAciSt" Literally less then 2 minutes in "KONICHIWAA"

@btfo420

5 жыл бұрын

I lol’d so hard as a Vietnamese. Well fucking done Soviet.

@Dusse200

5 жыл бұрын

Theres literally nothing racist about that, lol.

@imyou751

5 жыл бұрын

So..its racist to say "hello" in another lenguage? XD

@Masakino001

5 жыл бұрын

im you Pretty sure he means since “konnichiha” is Japanese and not viet

@btfo420

5 жыл бұрын

BlackTT well shit is, Vietnamese “hello” is not “Konnichiwa”

*It’s all fun and games until the trees start speaking Vietnamese*

@John190assman

5 жыл бұрын

I am suprised they didnt do a single Skinner joke.

@VosxxTV

5 жыл бұрын

That’s so weird I said that cuz me and my friend at school thought we came up with that saying a few years back that’s trippy

@John190assman

5 жыл бұрын

@@VosxxTV Well quote dated several years back and I am not sure of its origin the quotes dates back as much as 1999. Heres a link for reference: kzread.info/dash/bejne/nnZ2m6OnYL26Y6w.html This is a British sitcom named Spaced btw.

@truongtrungnghia2416

5 жыл бұрын

Because we have predators technology:))))

@oddacity5883

5 жыл бұрын

“Bố tiên sư bọn Mĩ cứ lấy gạo của bọn tao làm gì” -Hoe Chi Minh

4:14 that " *thump* " gets me every time.

4:11 i must have replayed this 500 times by now. i forgot how funny it was and choked on my smoothie.

@goddamnsplicer

Жыл бұрын

Was it a mango one? And did it laminate the kitchen in a thin layer? xD

@arcticoutlawiscsm2

Жыл бұрын

@@goddamnsplicer nah. it was a mixed fruit one and no, my computer got laminated lol.

"Please don't be racist" -SovietWomble "The man who invented the instant noodle. konnichiwa." -SovietWomble

@Theathe-fm2xl

4 жыл бұрын

Warspite, ITS NOT RACIST

@warspite908

4 жыл бұрын

@@Theathe-fm2xl ok buddy

@meart7838

4 жыл бұрын

no vietnam invented instant noodle

@kovetimusic925

4 жыл бұрын

its not racist that guy invented the instant noodle

@warspite908

4 жыл бұрын

@@kovetimusic925 konnichiwa is japanese

"Sorry about that Hitler" brings a new definition to "Nazi Apologist"

@kaydencox1561

3 жыл бұрын

Surprised to see you here

@anicecomfybedforyoutosleep7302

3 жыл бұрын

The art school after not accepting Hitler

@ConanObrien22

3 жыл бұрын

OK fascist

@cassidywoodliff

2 жыл бұрын

Wait, JoCat liked Soviet? Is this a cross over episode?!

@kickasspeanuts

2 жыл бұрын

I mean... at this point in time ZF is getting dangerously close to becoming a reich with how many germans are in the clan

Soviet and the rest of the team: This is the toughest battle we've ever set foot upon. Nevil: Tuesday

“America never loses a war” Well that aged like milk

@themanformerlyknownascomme777

2 жыл бұрын

And it had already cuddled

@Alex_K221

2 жыл бұрын

You know, I never thought that the Vietnam War needed a spin off. Guess I was wrong.

@ecw4life267

2 жыл бұрын

@@Alex_K221 Taliban takeover Electric Boogaloo

@Ceece20

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks Brandon!

@steeldriver5338

Жыл бұрын

Technically America did win the war in Afghanistan. The country was under American control within the year of the initial invasion. Like Vietnam, public and political willingness to remain there turned south. Couple a mishandled withdrawal with a shortsightedness on the abilities of the Afghanistanian army (along with a few other factors), and you get what happened in 2021

"That's racist!" - Soviet Womble, while speaking Japanese to a picture of Ho Chi Minh.

@corksucker

5 жыл бұрын

TheHobbitMonster r/woosh

@mrfclarke

5 жыл бұрын

What’s wrong with that?

@TripleChooky

Ай бұрын

It's wacism, everyone knows that

Vietnam is pretty fancy sometimes

@KingChinny

5 жыл бұрын

You get out of here.

@chriswithakube6783

5 жыл бұрын

*cough*

@ResonantRTS

5 жыл бұрын

RIP BG MC server

@johnpaul5447

5 жыл бұрын

Resonant love your content too!!!

@heyjoji1954

5 жыл бұрын

Resonant is mount and blade banner lord released yet?

Soviet: Don't be racist! Also soviet: (looks at a picture of a Vietnamese man and greets him in Japanese)

4:40 "I got killed by Theresa May, apparently." "Does this constitute as a hard Brexit?"

@leaffinite3828

3 жыл бұрын

Also it says Theresa May eats children

That grenade at the APC was teaching them a very important lesson about spacing.

@witjj7852

5 жыл бұрын

Didn't Cy also teach them that lesson many years ago?

@adeptusyagoncius2938

5 жыл бұрын

@@witjj7852 that is the joke my dude!

@tantainguyen4290

5 жыл бұрын

Ha, i got it

@an_ordinary_goose

5 жыл бұрын

Bet he's the one who threw it.

@abdulahosmanbegovic2479

5 жыл бұрын

I wouldn’t recommend you kill me. Because your gun goes pew pew and my gun goes PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

"I'm Not Gonna Make A Rising Storm Bullshittery" *-Soviet ("Lied On Stream") Womble*

@dingi2721

5 жыл бұрын

Well it's a Rising Storm 2 Bullshittery so it was not a lie

@tashkent561

4 жыл бұрын

@@dingi2721 He lied saying that he wouldn't make

@ShrtStfflp

4 жыл бұрын

@@tashkent561 rising storm and rising storm 2 are different games. one is set in pacific front of ww2 and the other is Vietnam. he said he wouldn't make a "rising storm" video, which would be the one set in the pacific front. So by that logic, no, he did not lie.

@tashkent561

4 жыл бұрын

@@ShrtStfflp I forgot about that part, thanks

@edgarbanuelos6472

4 жыл бұрын

Lai Dahn Striem

"you're in the Vietnam war, you're not allowed to be racist" That joke went over a lot of heads.

@Tumbleflop

3 жыл бұрын

So did the napalm

"knees are not supposed to bend like that" I know... *Cries from hospital bed*

@orue5499

3 жыл бұрын

ouch

@andreaszafiropoulos4667

3 жыл бұрын

@@orue5499 recovered since, stairs are still a bitch though

@DakotaofRaptors

2 жыл бұрын

I got sepsis in my elbow. They had to suction out all of the fluid from it. It was very red and swollen. Still have the scar.

@andreaszafiropoulos4667

2 жыл бұрын

@@DakotaofRaptors that sounds nasty, hope you recover

Womble - "Are you apologizing to Hitler?" Also Womble in his two part Rust series - "It's okay, Hitlers a friend!"

@ln7929

4 жыл бұрын

It swiches back and forth like the real Soviets

@BLACKFLAME4941

4 жыл бұрын

both of these comments are highly underratet

@jeremiahsmith4235

4 жыл бұрын

BLACKFRAME are u ok

@BLACKFLAME4941

4 жыл бұрын

Jeremiah Smith yes i am why are you asking?

@hazimsallehuddin5287

4 жыл бұрын

BLACKFRAME jz cc

"You're in the wrong war Hitler" -Sovietwomble 1961

@Johndoe-jd

3 жыл бұрын

"Hitler is a friend" - sovietwomble 2016

@dak4465

3 жыл бұрын

"are you appologising to hitler?" -sovietwomble 1961

@Johndoe-jd

3 жыл бұрын

"Carefull Hitler" -sovietwomble 1961

@anicecomfybedforyoutosleep7302

3 жыл бұрын

Hitler did hate communism

@ghazghkullthraka9714

3 жыл бұрын

He fought in WWI where he got a reputation for being both lucky and a right prick

Does anyone know what the guy said at 6:42? Im extremely intrigued at what elicited that reaction from womble.

I've watched this video like 100 times

@spyelectric3542

2 жыл бұрын

Me too! Crazy!

No incessant use of "Fortunate Son" 3 outta 10 -IGN

@oddacity5883

5 жыл бұрын

The kinds of people who work there are just flamboyant fuckboys

0:00 *Smells air* “I love the smell of racism in the morning”

@Anakin-fj8jz

5 жыл бұрын

The Derp Chaos Your here to?

@beelal6407

5 жыл бұрын

Smells air in the afternoon "Love the smell of napalm inn the afternoon"

@oddacity5883

5 жыл бұрын

Smells rainy air in the evening “Man i love the smell of mother nature sharing their property with us, long live the communist party”

@jeremylim2421

5 жыл бұрын

Smells like ... *Victory*

@luchadorito

5 жыл бұрын

Ho shi minh the inventor of instant noodke konnichiua

6:42 I am very curious as to what he said to make Soviet go insane

@xyfurion

3 жыл бұрын

Probably something somewhat racist

@Johndoe-jd

3 жыл бұрын

He said *nooo* *naughty* *stop it* *no* * NOOO* I actually can’t find which stream this is so good luck trying to find out yourself

@michaelburke9137

2 жыл бұрын

@@Johndoe-jd Twitch streams get deleted after two weeks, it's gone.

@inkwellplays3910

2 жыл бұрын

I seriously want to hear the full uncensored version of this I’d probably die laughing

@DEAD_ACCOUNT0000

2 жыл бұрын

Only anybody who watched this stream live shall provide the answers…

2:26 Womble: asks question Someone: immediately makes excuse

“Welcome to the Vietnam war, try not to be racist” That was only going to end one way

@an_ordinary_goose

5 жыл бұрын

ZF were never known for trying

@cutlassken6194

5 жыл бұрын

Clue’s in the name: ZF - Zero Fucks

@arnelova986

5 жыл бұрын

Jack Maclean what did soviet expect anyways?

@wheels88

5 жыл бұрын

JOE SMELLS SOME NAPALM

@Thai8521

5 жыл бұрын

Wheels 0f Fury when he said I instantly laugh my lungs out of my skinny chest. I Vietnamese and idk why I found that funny xd

his ability to edit "PEW" on where bullets are amazes me

@PandaWolf525

5 жыл бұрын

TomK Gaming it’s all done frame by frame. That’s why it’s so smooth. Wobble does a great job with his editing. Also why it takes a while for videos to come out. Past all the footage he gets. The editing time is ridiculous.

@captainoblivious_yt

5 жыл бұрын

@@PandaWolf525 He's using 3D tracking... He's not manually animating them frame-by-frame.

@HDMaco13

5 жыл бұрын

@@captainoblivious_yt Oh ? I've never heard about 3D tracking until now

@jamesMK101

5 жыл бұрын

@@captainoblivious_yt I believe he has said in a video that he edits the bullets frame by frame

@NATO246

5 жыл бұрын

The way i do them is by key framing each frame until it comes out smooth. It takes me about 3 minutes to edit a single "pew"

I come back to this video every couple of months because it makes me laugh so much. Laughing is far and few between these days to me. Thanks Soviet.

@superhunter8370

Жыл бұрын

We need those racist wordssssss

8:25 We can say now you're right

@The_viking_Ninja

Жыл бұрын

came back just for this

The punishwr was actually cyanide ... he was trying to teach you about spacing

@gravitykat714

5 жыл бұрын

Jackbomb99 “don’t let them back in im teaching them a lesson about spacing

@storche211

5 жыл бұрын

I was hoping someone would've said "Spacing" in that moment so bad.

@BaconHoodie

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@Jmcgee1125

5 жыл бұрын

Thought of the same thing

@fz8691

3 жыл бұрын

So we can just start quoting from other vids now?

Imagine patrolling Saigon and one of your squad mates just scream “gRenAdE!!”

@funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong

4 жыл бұрын

I'd fucking hope my squadmates would notify me of an active grenade dropping on top of us.

@dylannecros3636

4 жыл бұрын

Funny Valentine Did Nothing Wrong yeah, even if it was a joke, I’d rather them say something and there be nothing than them say nothing and there be something.

@ObamaGamingOfficialCabinet

4 жыл бұрын

"GET DOWN, GET DOWN NNNNNNOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!"

@lemoncaketerrorist2921

4 жыл бұрын

Don’t you mean Ho Chi Amin City

@WorldWalker128

3 жыл бұрын

I stutter when flustered, so when trying to warn my team mates about a grenade it normally comes out: "Gre- gre- gre-" and then we all die.

"Welcome to the vietnam war, dont be racists" it's like, welcome to germany dont invade france

I wonder if Soviet ever realized he was classically conditioning his friends to be racist by using the bell and his reaction as a reward

As a Japanese man, I question the legitimacy of Ho Chi Minh creating my insta noodle. But we got nuked twice. Course we had to outsource.

@Willlive032

4 жыл бұрын

As an American idk what to say honestly except **slurps instant noodle**

@fulcrum2951

4 жыл бұрын

I just... I don't even

@noahbasara8529

4 жыл бұрын

I...I...I got nothin but a slow clap and a bravo

@user-op6rh4mp9b

4 жыл бұрын

ラーメン!

@notunique1288

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-op6rh4mp9b nice

Oh yeah wait, I have a KZread channel. I knew I'd forgotten something. Whoopsie.

@angiermon

5 жыл бұрын

dick head.

@bumbum242

5 жыл бұрын

Dont forget outlast

@Eric-vs2he

5 жыл бұрын

Damn it womble you have one job !

@clawoo

5 жыл бұрын

Damn you, I just pooped like half an hour ago and I thought to myself "know what would be nice? a new SW video to watch on the loo". Alas, but there wasn't, so I just rewatched one of the old ones. Welp, guess I'm pooping again.

@Darkspear183

5 жыл бұрын

We were getting lonely

6:04 that joke aged well.

@antiluckwk

Жыл бұрын

Cod cold war, or something else?

2:43 shit, shit shit shit shit shit shit shit.... MR SANDMAAAAN BRING ME A DREAAAM

Womble: Breaks out the "no racism" bell. Also Womble: Makes fun of three Asian countries simultaneously at 1:35

@filmandfirearms

5 жыл бұрын

@@rememberwhendubstepwasstil1421 OK, calm the fuck down. You do realize that technology like paper and gunpowder comes from China, and that folded steel, which is a big part of why we can build the buildings we can, comes from Japan?

@str_brst8979

5 жыл бұрын

@@rememberwhendubstepwasstil1421 oi you better calm down before i call the shogun on you

@direhunter7045

5 жыл бұрын

@@str_brst8979 dont! he wir be a disgrace to his FamiRy

@str_brst8979

5 жыл бұрын

@@direhunter7045 who? The shogun? EDIT: ror that engrish is awesome

@direhunter7045

5 жыл бұрын

@@str_brst8979 if you report him to the shogun You wir give disgrace to his famiry And he wir have to regain his honor Note: this is both racist and fun

See you in 5 months Womble.

@viscardzoom

5 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@rexlexcm7249

5 жыл бұрын

Lol pretty much right

@blitzcon9088

5 жыл бұрын

Or a year if he's not out banging cyanide's girlfriend

@ninadjoshi3769

5 жыл бұрын

@@blitzcon9088 who is Cyanide's cousin

@blitzcon9088

5 жыл бұрын

@@ninadjoshi3769 cowasutra

One of the hardest times I’ve laughed: thanks Wimbledon, I needed it

Personally, I think Soviet should do a perfectly timed cut off scream vid.

Quebec: *Bombs half his squad* Quebec: Life is good Soviet: You just killed half the team Quebec: *Repeats himself while bombing the rest of his squad*

@aqua2k210

4 жыл бұрын

He never said whom it was good for

@thatridgekid5165

4 жыл бұрын

@@aqua2k210 he isn't the one who got bombed, so go figure

@plamtree6852

4 жыл бұрын

This is why i love quebec, other than for his voice of course

@Darkoriax17

Жыл бұрын

Average Quebec moment.

@trapthephotographer8838

5 ай бұрын

Half done why stop

Rising Storm 2: Nevil's Homeland

@vneezy

5 жыл бұрын

That's offensive to vietnamese people, they can actually speak at least one language

@checkenginelight6681

5 жыл бұрын

Fargh ythou

@TheLastPwnr

5 жыл бұрын

(*racist bell*)

@antitroller101

5 жыл бұрын

"Broken Arrow" - US military code "Broken English" - ZF Clan code Either way they are in a screw position and need help

@bartoszlasota6547

5 жыл бұрын

His name is not Nevil you bith

Four years later and I still want to know what was said that was so bad that it had to be censored yet the word c**t wasn’t 😂

@helluvafan247

Жыл бұрын

Who doesn't lol

@helluvafan247

Жыл бұрын

I'm surprised that sh£t isn't sensored yet

5:57 there is a general named he ping

"Hitler's a friend" -SovietWomble, 2015, Random Rust Bullshittery (part2)

@milesbailor5019

5 жыл бұрын

oh look a sweet Cherry

@treybirdo7223

5 жыл бұрын

@@milesbailor5019 eat it lol

@milesbailor5019

5 жыл бұрын

darkfox slayer i will eat that Sweet Cheery...... gladly

These guys are like a modern day Monty Python crew and I love it lmao

@heavystalin2419

4 жыл бұрын

Minus coconuts

@tinde2070

4 жыл бұрын

@@heavystalin2419 with the beating Wombles nuts take every day, they are large enough to replace the coconuts.

@sonofjack6286

4 жыл бұрын

Me too

@edgarbanuelos6472

4 жыл бұрын

I now watch his videos in a new light

@etwizard5313

4 жыл бұрын

Life of Womble

I've been watching this video for years, I know ever moment, every word, and I still laugh. It's one of the very few pieces of media that I can watch every few months.

It's weird hearing Quebec freak out after being calm in Monstrum.

Soviet's friend: blown into chunks Soviet: hahahahaha Random enemy:leg bends wrong way Soviet:aaaaaaaahhhhhhh

@House_of_Caine

4 жыл бұрын

Well, you can sort of imagine the Far Cry finger or that Vietnam Knee thing happening to you, blown into pieces is a bit over the top, no?

@tylan129

4 жыл бұрын

@@House_of_Caine not if an explosive goes off right in front of you it's not, but I get where you're coming from

@ls200076

4 жыл бұрын

@@House_of_Caine explosion

@louisbaker4362

4 жыл бұрын

If you're blown to a million pieces I'm sure you wouldn't be in a position to be bothered about it. Having your leg bent the wrong way though! XD

@House_of_Caine

4 жыл бұрын

@@louisbaker4362 This^ a perfect way of putting it.

icewallowcome. ladies and gentlemen, we got him!

@twiggs4983

5 жыл бұрын

I can imagine the music playing in my head right now

@ShishouDzukiZaManako

5 жыл бұрын

thats racist to the french or something XD

@WolfRebel

5 жыл бұрын

When I saw it pop up in the video I was like “no please no he didn’t-“ and then my face hit my keyboard

@BlinkyBlonkmw2

5 жыл бұрын

@@twiggs4983 I was lead astray, the day you walked away

@theSILKROAD210

5 жыл бұрын

@Zacharie Boivin Thank you.

The way Soviet's voice cracks while saying "You fuckers are doing this on purpose" cracks me up

1:20 With which I can WERF FLAMMEN. This shit still keeps me up at night wheezing.

Well, it’s been fun, see you guys in 4 months

@asasimpson2261

5 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@skysoft6996

5 жыл бұрын

Ill miss you

@michaelmcaleese5039

5 жыл бұрын

Apparently he's got about ten of these lined up ready to go. Videos I mean, not necessarily all Rising Storm 2.

@Unclear4

5 жыл бұрын

@@michaelmcaleese5039 what's he holding the back for?

@tramachi7027

5 жыл бұрын

maybe spacing them out to gain the maximum amount of views, etc. But honestly if Soviet would like release like 10 Videos each 10-20 mins I would binge watch them all in one go xD

10 minutes of intense war gameplay how many people does soviet kill? 2

@commodusgenesis4759

5 жыл бұрын

Chapaa actually 4 including 2 of his own teammates

@Ansai563

5 жыл бұрын

Darklordgaming64 actually I think it was 5

@EvelynDayless

5 жыл бұрын

In war someone has to do the killing and someone else has to do the dying.

@AquariumRick

5 жыл бұрын

8 total

@HeadfortheHillsInc

5 жыл бұрын

Remember “An officer does not necessarily take part in the fighting” - either one of the Arma or CSGO bullshittery

The racist bell constantly ringing was glorious

i love the racism bell and the commentary and the humour and espcially the animation notes that get attached everywhere *pew* etc. Amazing. I love these vids

“Nixon’s policy of containment” Truman actually started the whole containment thing im fun at parties

@jamesmccann5644

4 жыл бұрын

Nnnnnnnneeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrddddddddd

@Tigershark_3082

4 жыл бұрын

Then there's me over here, virtually memorizing an entire manual on the F-105 Thunderchief...

@DarkenedDawn

4 жыл бұрын

I like you

@justanotherdayattheoffice7423

4 жыл бұрын

Can i come to the parties you go to? 😂

@ryanjapan3113

4 жыл бұрын

Can I hang out with you?

Soviet womble: 05:32 - "you can't say that, that's racist" Also Soviet womble: 01:35 - "Ho Chi Minh, the man who invented the instant noodle. Konichiwa"

@MoskHotel

5 жыл бұрын

Starxel Konichiwa

@RealMailou

5 жыл бұрын

Absolute hypocrite

@tonypeppermint5329

5 жыл бұрын

Also, idiotic.

@BloomingBlueClayon

5 жыл бұрын

And he even said Konichiwa (that's Japanese)

@MoskHotel

5 жыл бұрын

1:43 FUBAR

0:30 ok I like this video but this part pisses me off 1. It was President Truman’s policy of containment 2. Eisenhower was president when US troops entered Vietnam 3.)It was The fear of the domino effect not containment that got the US involved 4.) Nixon pulled Troops OUT of Vietnam during his presidency Sorry if this seems nit-picky and it’s probably part of the joke but I just needed this out of my system

I love these videos, I don't know how many times I've rewatched these

Still washing those stains of Digby out of my clothes... The clothes, at least, I can get new ones... But the PTSD will never go away.

@SovietWomble

5 жыл бұрын

Digby will always be with us in spirit. And in our hair until we can wash him out.

@DigbyTathamWarterZF

5 жыл бұрын

REMEMBER ME!

@spikeydapikey1483

5 жыл бұрын

Poor chap went to pieces.

@Eriksjostrom

5 жыл бұрын

You must be completely beside yourself. Just like most of Digby is by now.

@rierku

5 жыл бұрын

I get the feeling Digby didn't quite get the memo about how this whole "covering your squad" business is done properly... Well, now he covers everything...

"Hearts and minds"? I learned from Master Cyanide, "They will still have Hearts and Minds, they'll just be splattered all over the wall!"

@theandrzej2890

5 жыл бұрын

I remember that

@afonso7946

5 жыл бұрын

2 bullets to the heart and 1 to the mind

@abramo7700

5 жыл бұрын

Everybody gangsta till ZF gets a flamethrower and some explosives

@lucaockert3030

5 жыл бұрын

The good old arma 3 times

@97antiv

5 жыл бұрын

and thats why in my clan im banned from being CAS

I dunno why but the animations for all the weird screams and shouts make it all so much better

I keep coming back to this video because of the absolutely beautiful animation(?) Of Quebec freaking out at various things.

I lost it at "Very Censored" followed straight away by "Cunts". This is ironically brilliant Womble

@Eriksjostrom

5 жыл бұрын

*Bleep* *Bleep* *Bleep* CUNTS! *Bleep* This must be how Australian daytime television is censored.

@jwinter7480

5 жыл бұрын

Erik Sjöström as an Aussie I can confirm this

@jackbartlett5840

5 жыл бұрын

I lost it at the autistic screaming

@Dourkan

5 жыл бұрын

@@Eriksjostrom this fucking killed me, real straya HAHAHAHAHA

@evanhendrie9093

5 жыл бұрын

I'm just curious what he was bleeping out if he left that in?

*HEY JOE, I DIDN’T KNOW THE TREES SPOKE VIETNAMESE!*

@Nether64

5 жыл бұрын

*bell ringing*

@raymondlopez5666

5 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah yeah

Soviet at 9:50 "some guy called The Punisher just wiped the entire squad" Frank Castle: *YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT...*

When Quebec moved the mic closer to his mouth, he should have yelled, "GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!!!"

**shudders**

@Jamio_

5 жыл бұрын

*sound of distant hueys intensifies*

@mimegaming3444

5 жыл бұрын

Mr Sark I was fucking waiting on my favorite machinma boy to be here!

@orange8427

5 жыл бұрын

Holy shit Sark, what are you doing here

@wheels88

5 жыл бұрын

SARK THEM FUCKERS GOT US PINNED!!!

@BlueLeprechaun15

5 жыл бұрын

"Screams of a Vietcong Ambush"

enjoy the instant noodles my friends

@TheSaltBoiCometh

5 жыл бұрын

Hey what’s Saigon called

@johnlorenpelayo

5 жыл бұрын

is there sum ting wong here?

@Azzo_Dude

5 жыл бұрын

@@TheSaltBoiCometh is "Sài Gòn" bro :)

@songphitran1485

5 жыл бұрын

lmao

@Azzo_Dude

5 жыл бұрын

:)

Damn this came out 4 years ago. I remember watching it when it was first posted

Soviet: 5:36 ZF: are you challenging me

Soviet is like a real military father. Returning every few months, for a few fleeting moments. As his family brace for the day he fails to return at all.

@kamalmann4883

5 жыл бұрын

underated comment

@austinsells5558

5 жыл бұрын

Truly

@rydergilbertson6803

5 жыл бұрын

tomtankengine laughing so hard at this

@birdman4885

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, there’s gonna be a day that he never gets out of the bathroom.

@robertoramos5943

5 жыл бұрын

Birdman The destroyer I understood ur reference you aren’t alone🤧

4:33 follow this at 60fps at 0.25x speed. You'll see that Soviet does not miss a beat here. Stuff like that shows how his efforts to not take shortcuts while editing pays off!

@TheGuardDuck

4 жыл бұрын

Quantum ladder.

@AllCentaur

3 жыл бұрын

That looks frame by frame!

@davecrupel2817

3 жыл бұрын

@@AllCentaur It is indeed editeed *frame by frame.* Which is a big contributor to why he takes so long per upload. But, as i said, it pays off. Ive been watching Womble's uploads over and over for the last 4 years. Still entertaining and funny and the edits never cease to amaze. :)

@simonmailhot-hebert4779

3 жыл бұрын

@@davecrupel2817 I'd like to argue that his edits are only getting better and better !

@branchy2279

3 жыл бұрын

@@davecrupel2817 no. He just tracked the guy I doubt he did it frame by frame

6:59 "here we have [ZF] poro who is recieving the medal of honor" 'indistinct whispering' "i have been informed that [ZF] poro will be recieving the medal of DIShonor."

whenever i watch this video i keep remembering when i was watching this at home on my phone, and my mum would never walk by to see what was going on, and in the inconvenient moment all she saw was 5 seconds of 3:35

No wonder Womble never uploads He's been off to war all this time

@thegeneralscall

5 жыл бұрын

Turnips. I think he’s actually been too busy recovering from that ptsd of the live stream.

@apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595

5 жыл бұрын

@@thegeneralscall Yeah, the game immerses you into the war so much that you get PTSD as well, but if he was a real soldier, I could see him getting PTSD from the later events, and at the end he lived for way too long then he should've

@GumpierGoat2

5 жыл бұрын

@@apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595 there was "sum tim wong" with Soviet after playing

We need an uncensored version of this.

@TheTundraTerror

5 жыл бұрын

@@millerwhale Funny how you felt the need to censor the one against blacks but not the one against Jews. Hmm.

@doughboyjimmy4644

5 жыл бұрын

No we dont

@GlytcheD

5 жыл бұрын

@@adrianb5352 noooo, that's for hispanics/latinos. Get your racism right!

@hhohbeta3346

5 жыл бұрын

@@adrianb5352 that's mexicans

@adrianb5352

5 жыл бұрын

@@hhohbeta3346 and who are the gypsies ?

i watched this three years ago and only just now got the "Ray-Kay" joke. omg that was good.

0:46 we left, didnt lose :P you will notice thats a pattern that repeats when things are going badly, we leave before the war is over so we dont lose it

If you notice, The Punisher’s name was in blue, meaning he was on their team when he killed them. The entire US advance was halted because of a single friendly fire accident wiping out half a dozen men on the bridge.

@drewhinds4439

5 жыл бұрын

Welcome to Rising Storm ahaha. In red orchestra one the biggest weakness of the German faction was dead nades as the pin is pulled when you throw the nade, so if you die in the throwing animation you drop a live nade and potentially could kill half your team, which I have seen.

@KnightRider378

5 жыл бұрын

Oh lord, I remember that.

@lewhanwen4302

5 жыл бұрын

And even better, THAT'S the name of a Marvel character, real name Frank Castle, who was initially portrayed as a veteran of the Vietnam War. A hardened soldier to the end, he takes no prisoners and is precise as all hell... which makes this incident all the more funnier because this pretty much means Frank just blew up a couple of his own countrymen. *Accidentally.* *HE DOES NOT ACCIDENTALLY KILL HIS OWN COMRADES.*

@thenightwarriorgaming4276

5 жыл бұрын

I had a CO that called artillery on a point as we had basically the whole team on the point. He won the game for the opposing team

@maxaudet5177

4 жыл бұрын

@@thenightwarriorgaming4276 "Life is good" Quebec's rampage

Quebec playing a horror game? Walk in the park listening to lofi. Quebec experiencing the Vietnam War? A walk though Syria listening to the screams of his dead parents.

@fds7476

5 жыл бұрын

The screams of his dead parents... Now that's ehat I would call a temporal anomaly.

That compilation of Quebec sounds cracks me up every time.

I think the best part of this is that it took nearly 8 minutes to see any footage of Soviet actually shooting an enemy.