Cake's "hi" continues to be adorable.

@bjorncaubergh1326

Жыл бұрын

@steelrat116 facts

@anaveragesoviettankfromthe70s

Жыл бұрын

Agreed

@Ritessshhhh

Жыл бұрын

but the voice has changed so much! makes me think how long has it been

@mahmoo.safda1423

Жыл бұрын

She sounds like Luna Lovegood character from Harry Potter.

@NimbleFire

Жыл бұрын

@@Ritessshhhh trueee

"Oh wait he's from Birmingham, has anyone got any heroin?" They trained womble well I see

@voin5371

Жыл бұрын

@MrВeast You impersonate a youtuber who is more successful than what you'll ever be and you count your 15 seconds of combined uploaded material, better? Go back to fortnite kid

@ayai5233

Жыл бұрын

@@voin5371 just report n hopefully he'll learn

@Ozzianman

Жыл бұрын

@@voin5371 It's a bot

@zeist3608

Жыл бұрын

​@MrВeast who asked?

@voin5371

Жыл бұрын

@@Ozzianman I would agree if the channel clearly didn't have content uploaded by a kid.

Everyone's laughing at Cake making Womble ask where the next Bullshittery is, but I also like that the front of the phrasebook says: Basic Norwegian prepared by Student Teacher Helena Cake and Idiot Digby Tatham-Warter

@feluxborn6333

Жыл бұрын

Crown idiot too, the king of all idiots

@rokairu0-216

Жыл бұрын

it's even better, Digby is called the Crown Idiot

@lollikabosso.w.n7153

3 ай бұрын

I knew something is wrong the moment i didnt see anything that even remotely resembled "german" in norwegian. I dont know norwegian, i just assumed it wouldnt be that word

@takbanan619

2 ай бұрын

@@lollikabosso.w.n7153 Germans in Norwegian is "Tyskere". So, its kinda close, just like Germans in German is "Deutche".

@lollikabosso.w.n7153

2 ай бұрын

@@takbanan619 tyskere, interesting word.

Everyone whining about how long it is til the next Bullshittery has to realise Womble's exhausting schedule Monday-Friday: Wank Saturday: Editing Sunday: Take Lulu for walk

@gameridiotNOT

Жыл бұрын

Makes me wonder how long it actually does take him. Like, does his subtitling take up most of the time, or is it all the wanking?

@io9671

Жыл бұрын

Damn that's a really packed schedule.

@TrojenMonkey

Жыл бұрын

This guy gets paid monthly by his patreon at this point to stream exclusively on twitch. And I bet people also donate to his streams on top of it. And if he is producing youtube content, that inexplicably takes over half a year to create, I bet that video is "not worth"... 5061$ a month.

@TheLastWardo

Жыл бұрын

@@TrojenMonkey ​Bruh that comment was a joke. Editing is his 9-5, and he's incredibly communicative on what he's working on and why this one is taking so long (it's gonna be a several hour and multi-part video essay on The Forest). Plus the idea that for an editor to make $5061 a month isn't worth whatever video this will result in is such a ignorant perspective to have. This isn't a hobby of his, editing is what he does for a living (though technically he's not just an editor cause he writes, produces, directs (etc) these all himself). Sure the twitch subs add to that, but give the man a break. He's creating something out of passion and is giving it the time and attention he thinks it deserves. The only reason why you think he "exclusively streams on twitch" is because that's all you see with your own individual eyes. You're not considering his own human life outside all this. He's making art and entertainment, a service for YOU. Who cares how long it takes? Stop staring at the shadows and turn around my dude.

@TrojenMonkey

Жыл бұрын

​@@TheLastWardo Ya know, I was about to write a serious reply, but then I read: "Stop staring at the shadows and turn around", and it occurred to me you're a joke. So I'll just say this: He is spending a lot of time focusing on video-essays, videos I care nothing about. I came to this channel for goofie comedy.

I love how Cake knows her friends so well she added in "You sack of shit" to her translation book.

@Br-Shaft

Жыл бұрын

Specially to Womble and Digi kkkkk

@zhishangdi3522

Жыл бұрын

loved that she tricked womble into saying "when's the next bullshittery"

@atlasxyluz8527

Жыл бұрын

cake is a national treasure

Was not expecting to see ZF rescuing Jeremy Clarkson from the Taliban, after getting involved in another incident with a BBC staffer, but here we are

@tonkotsuramen8453

Жыл бұрын

TONIGHT ON BOTTOM GEAR-

@Isnogood12

Жыл бұрын

BBC stands for Big Black... Clarkson.

@impy2d843

Жыл бұрын

​@MrВeast who are you again?

@MrHack4never

Жыл бұрын

@@impy2d843 Either a leach or a parasite

@vandalSocial

Жыл бұрын

@@tonkotsuramen8453 im getting kidnapped by the taliban

The Norwegian resistance coming in shouting "Loot?" cracks me up every time.

@DvDSWE88

Жыл бұрын

They wernt shouting loot, they were shouting Free? :D haha best part in this :D

@Pellkot

Жыл бұрын

They shouted Gratis which means Free

@joelthorstensson2772

7 ай бұрын

​@@Pellkotand most of them are swedes lmao. I should know, I speak the language.

@Druwuwho1337

4 ай бұрын

Oi oi one Dane in there for sure. I can smell a fellow Potato from kilometers away !@@joelthorstensson2772

@randalftheblack2572

4 ай бұрын

@@joelthorstensson2772 People arranging this: "We got Swedes to play the Norwegian resistance as we didn't have many Norwegians. It's ok, they're pretty much the same." Actual Norwegians and Swedes: "Excuse me, what the fuck?"

I feel like Harry is the mascot of ZD: No clue what he's doing, gets lost a lot, but people like him and he somehow gets things done.

@HarryJohnsonz

Жыл бұрын

Yes to the first 2 no to the second 2

@pugpvp6685

7 ай бұрын

​@@HarryJohnsonzpeople love Harry smh

@trevorself5863

3 ай бұрын

​@@pugpvp6685 I think he means ZF

@raiden1766

3 ай бұрын

Harry is such a golden retriever

@laurakastrup

2 ай бұрын

Wdym ‘gets things done’ that’s the only one I’ll disagree with. ZF does not get things done

Harry and Cake made that Arma video a lot more wholesome than I ever expected it to be.

@evee_evvillamar4477

Жыл бұрын

A pure duo for a not so pure world

@zacharyjones5102

Жыл бұрын

@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ are you a Jesus bot? That's kinda wholesome

@leetlebob8203

Жыл бұрын

@@zacharyjones5102 message is gone but a lot of the Jesus bots are really aggressive and generally cunty

@ms_scribbles

Жыл бұрын

Harry is a precious boy and I adore him. 😄

@thenozone2654

Жыл бұрын

@@ms_scribbles i mean he did kinda ended the battle with that officer.

Harry is so confused, bless his heart. Lad is trying his best.

@magoshighlands4074

Жыл бұрын

He's not confused, he's high as a kite

@Yoaru

Жыл бұрын

He got the spirit

@ScorpionStrike7

Жыл бұрын

Bless that lad

@mykenception

Жыл бұрын

Bless Harry

@krendilsshieldheart6344

Жыл бұрын

@@magoshighlands4074 mate i thought you replied to yourself cause that profile pic lol

I love how Clarkson just schizophrenically shouts out random automotive-related phrases

4:20 is probably one of the greatest examples of Arma gameplay compacted into a few seconds. We have- -An arguable war crime (firing on a religious building that wasn't actually being used for military purposes by the enemy) -Misidentifying and then shooting at teammates -The words your teammates are yelling not registering with you while you're shooting -Arma physics -your teammates revenge shooting you -funny outfits -you double revenge shooting your teammates All in a few seconds.

It wouldn't be a Soviet Arma 3 video if Womble didn't kill his teammates at least once.

@thewakeup5459

Жыл бұрын

It wouldn't be an Arma video of somebody didn't kill friendlies at least once

@genericalias5742

Жыл бұрын

Now somebody may call this a spoiler for the video, however they’re not a sub of Womble if they didn’t know it was going to happen eventually

@thejuggercat

Жыл бұрын

Why are you literaly everywhere

@Riasgremory1985

Жыл бұрын

u again

@savvythedivineyethuggable7493

Жыл бұрын

And vice versa.

Cake has been my favorite forever, the trolling she accomplished in Norwegian was *chef’s kiss*

@HelenaCake

Жыл бұрын

I'm glad you enjoyed it ❤️

@maxct827

Жыл бұрын

@@HelenaCake Du er genial

@HelenaCake

Жыл бұрын

@@maxct827 Mange takk! 😅

@bxzidffbxzidff

Жыл бұрын

@@HelenaCake "Pisspreikeriutgivelse" 10/10

@twinsen1949

Жыл бұрын

@@bxzidffbxzidff When I read "Piss" I was like "No... that cannot mean German"

It's been over 4 months guys, new womble vid may drop in the next 3 months Edit: key word: MAY

@GodWhyTheseHandles

Жыл бұрын

He’s making another video essay on the game The Forest. He’s been working on it constantly since the release of this video. It stands to be around 2 and a half hours. He’s about done with the second hour. He’s reached the beginning of the end

@zvbnjm

Жыл бұрын

@@GodWhyTheseHandles you trolling or fr? I hate being one of those, but i was wondering when he is going to come back 🤔 im even thinking of reinstalling twitch just so i can drop in and hear his recap of what he is doing 😂 he gave me a proper scare this time 😅

@zamalamahama4894

Жыл бұрын

@@GodWhyTheseHandles oh god he’s hbomberguy’d us

@GodWhyTheseHandles

Жыл бұрын

@@zvbnjm just watch any of his twitch streams. He streams twice nearly every day. Morning stream, then work all day, then evening stream. He gives updates at the beginning of every stream

@zvbnjm

Жыл бұрын

@@GodWhyTheseHandles i know, i used to watch him consistently, but i dont have pc rn and no memory for installing twitch on my phone 😅

Children are born faster than womble can put out videos

@Ozzianman

Жыл бұрын

Well.... He did just release a 3hr video essay. He has more than made up for it. Loved it.

@KableMam

Жыл бұрын

​@@Ozzianman It's been 9 months since his last vid, my aunt had her baby before the recent vid was uploaded 😂😂

@WingMaster562

Жыл бұрын

Wanna know what's odd? 7:39 Might be Georgia, Airborne's daughter.

@NotHereForLikes

7 ай бұрын

@@KableMambro didn’t get your joke lol went straight to simping lol

@joemcnulty6814

Ай бұрын

​@@WingMaster562 Sounds too old to be his daughter

Due to my lack of knowledge regarding Cake's actual appearance, all I can picture is Soviets avatar being haunted by the ghost of a vanilla cake.

@WinterDutchie

Жыл бұрын

Or Victoria Sponge cake lmao

@deltaunion5334

Жыл бұрын

Lmao fair enough

@alt-mtr300

Жыл бұрын

My vivid imagination pictured this pink and violet streaked haired bubbly looking ghost girl

"we are british, we just point at things and speak english louder" - that sentence just killed me! xD

@okobongdinko4606

Жыл бұрын

I'm in France right now and I do exactly that mixed with Franglais, french mixed with english

@krashd

Жыл бұрын

Sadly it is true, I've seen fellow Brits do this in France, Germany and the Netherlands whenever they find the one shop assistant that doesn't speak English. "THAT!" *points at cake* "LE PASTRY-CAKE! HOW MUCH IN EUROCOIN YES?"

@paulreading2409

Жыл бұрын

You know that is the same thing we American’s do as well

@Moongirl_Sally

Жыл бұрын

Tbh Germans too - when I was in france I also tried to talk french/english and just repeated myself over and over xD

@classifiedad1

Жыл бұрын

@@paulreading2409 Who do you think we got that from?

16:57 Hearing the music pick up as Womble kept looking at the mech and then began running for it just had me giddy waiting to see what would happen. The wait was SO worth it!

13:05 It's really funny how at this point everyone makes the same polite "Ahh" every tourist makes when shown something neat to the locals that they don't understand at all

The Badgers start out where they belong. Imprisoned for warcrimes after the war

@podporWidelec

Жыл бұрын

I think you mean acceptable casualties

@Sainted86

Жыл бұрын

@MrВeast shut it wanna be mrbeast fem boy

@DaBox_

Жыл бұрын

@MrВeast yeah, fake account that posted this comment three times, sure you do.

@kismethappel7811

Жыл бұрын

@MrВeast You know, if you're gonna try and discredit a KZreadr that big, _maybe_ you should at least TRY and spoof a checkmark. Summon up the _barest minimum_ effort to get your trick to work on anyone besides people who can't tell their ass from their elbow or have an age lower than four. Just a thought, something it seems you've never had.

@celticwarrior8574

Жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

My favorite part about this is the idea that Jeremy Clarkson can only ramble incoherently about cars and has no other form of communication

@JohnnyShagbot

Жыл бұрын

Isn't that how he normally talks?

@FatalFrostbyte29

Жыл бұрын

@@JohnnyShagbot No, he usually just makes fun of everyone, then talks about cars.

@markmontagna7637

Жыл бұрын

@@FatalFrostbyte29 this is the beauty of Jeremy Clarkson

@kanyenorth2605

Жыл бұрын

So boomhauer

@GamerRuMan97

Жыл бұрын

The SPEEEEEEEEED!!!

1:23 "Oh wait he's from Birmingham... has anyone got any heroin?" Painfully accurate and incredibly funny

"Is that THE SovietWomble?" "Yeah? "fix your upload schedule" - literally years ago

@xenozilla0723

2 ай бұрын

Way back in the first holdfast video

I love how a bunch of this footage is at least 2+ years old, and then theres some from like a month ago, really shows you just how long SOVIET TAKES TO FUCKING EDIT

@letsplaysvonaja1714

Жыл бұрын

Well, one of the Norwegian sentences was "When's the next video?" XD

@telltamer348

Жыл бұрын

What you think he spends the whole time editing

@Soridan

Жыл бұрын

@@telltamer348 He claims to treat this as a normal 8 hours a day job, but we all know he's just chasing that twitch thot money.

@telltamer348

Жыл бұрын

@@Soridan His fingers will "slip" while going through the comment section I swear

@cellphone3010

Жыл бұрын

"Oh I'm sorry this newest bullshittery is taking so long to edit." Inbetween his daily trips to his personal doggy daycare and dates with his GF. OVER 6 FUCKING MONTHS?!?!?

“Why am I in jail?” - Sovietwomble, war criminal extraordinaire

@lord_apollyon7158

Жыл бұрын

His involvment in the badgers cought up at last xD

@gunmunz

Жыл бұрын

Outside of wombie's cell Guard A: So what's he in there for? Guard 2: Everything A: ha ha nice Rick and Morty reference... 2: No I mean *everything* guy practically used the Geneva convention as a to-do list

@cucuawe465

Жыл бұрын

@@gunmunz Guard 2: his subordinates snitch on him for freedom

@guyfawkes9792

Жыл бұрын

@@gunmunz bro that's gold

@ketamine136

Жыл бұрын

Don't know what you mean (posh sounding British man shoots unarmed hostage in the backround)

Oh my gosh Harry is so pure, protect him at all costs. Fantastic work as usual, Soviet!

@HarryJohnsonz

Жыл бұрын

Thank you Dr Derp!

Hey Soviet, been 6 months. Hope life is treating you well. Your videos are always a treat on a bad day.

10:57 Cake doing the Lord's work in getting Soviet to remember that Bullshitteries are a thing

@supermario5849

Жыл бұрын

That was so clever 🤣

@izuku3111

Жыл бұрын

@@supermario5849 yeah we Norwegians is not any smarter

Cake tricking Womble into asking himself when the next bullshittery is in Norwegian, what a legend.

@HelenaCake

Жыл бұрын

😎

@TsukumoEt

Жыл бұрын

literal Queen

@InZomnia365

Жыл бұрын

Had no idea she spoke Norwegian lmao

@androidgaming8292

Жыл бұрын

@@InZomnia365 same man

@mulrich

Жыл бұрын

@@HelenaCake det tog mig et par øjeblikke at regne ud at det var hvad du spurgte om. Jeg ved ikke engang hvordan pokker jeg ville oversætte det til dansk. Godt gået!

As a Norwegian, you guys trying to speak norwegian is the funniest thing ever

The Clarkson not saying “and on that bombshell” after the grenades is a damn shame

To be fair, saying "shoo" over the radio to ZF and expecting good results is the commanding officer's cockup

@arnoremane4595

Жыл бұрын

didn't even question it for a second

@magmat0585

Жыл бұрын

yeah, that's the officer's fault, good soldiers were just following orders

@steampunkmage9073

Жыл бұрын

That's the same reason you don't say repeat on the radio and just say "say again" instead, it's a signal to shoot and you can't expect people to understand context

@Ragetiger1

Жыл бұрын

In true American fashion, I would had also starting SHOOting everything with a pulse.

@sponge1234ify

Жыл бұрын

Not just "Shoo" either, *"Shoo t* he Civvie". This is why military jargons exists

Holy shit, you know we are getting old when Cakes voice is deeper.

@IcyMako913

Жыл бұрын

It hits even harder when Soviet said he’s halfway through his 30s

@Unknownuser-vq9ul

Жыл бұрын

@@IcyMako913 legit

@joshuasatterwhite9520

Жыл бұрын

@@IcyMako913 man now I feel old and I’m only 18

@markusbernard5180

Жыл бұрын

@@IcyMako913 thats not true he is still 18 Kappa

@InteloPL

Жыл бұрын

@@IcyMako913 which makes him peobably around 40 actually...

Cyanide gets a ton of respect from my for that "call that clarkson" "is his first name jeremy?". Respect

I Just love the energyCake brings to the group its so pure!!!

"Chat, what is 'hello' in Arabic?" "Don't say something racist!" "Eeerm.... Shalom!'" They somehow made it worse 😂

@InteloPL

Жыл бұрын

Come on, he just thought it was one of these neighbourhoods...

@capitanorotta9060

Жыл бұрын

IDF coming to knock

@n00bzzzjl

Жыл бұрын

Collective intelligence in chat is not to be underestimated! 😂

@Tigershark_3082

Жыл бұрын

@@capitanorotta9060 IDF on their way to bomb civilians

@luthelightbringer3833

Жыл бұрын

*But for ZF, that's the Oscars right there*

Love how the two Norwegians join up in the looting essentially saying "Free! Free! (stuff)". They were a highlight

@knallpistolen

Жыл бұрын

Gratis 😂😂

@kevinsundelin8639

Жыл бұрын

Random Swede: Ge fan i cyklarna!

@Killjoy45

Жыл бұрын

They reminded me of bunch of seagulls after some surplus fish remainings.

@Ooffoop

Жыл бұрын

I’ve watched these videos for years and I still have no idea what’s going on Are they sharing a lobby with people who actually only speak Norwegian Is this grade A RP I have no idea

@Reysus

Жыл бұрын

@@Ooffoop Gratis mean free in spanish too

I just noticed the phrasebook's authors are "Student teacher [?] Helena Cake and prize idiot [?] Digby Tatham-Warner"

Has someone checked his bathroom? Might be girly noises coming from there.

2:58 - "On this episode of Grand Tour.." "I get abducted by some angry Arabic men driving a Toyota hilux" "Richard critically injuries himself test driving the new supercharged Tesla tricycle" "And James gets lost in Birmingham"

@michaell8000

Жыл бұрын

what did James go up Quebec's bum or something how did he get to Birmingham from Arabia?

@JaxMerrick

Жыл бұрын

*James May surrounded by Brummies* "Oh, cock."

@deadeye9439

Жыл бұрын

I'd watch this episode tbh

@Harry94074

Жыл бұрын

Welcome, to Bottom Gear

@avroarchitect1793

Жыл бұрын

All this and more on Bot'om Gear

I love Cake’s mischief and Harry’s genuine and baffling wholesomeness

@yunofun

Жыл бұрын

Which just gets even more baffling when you wonder how the rest of ZF hasn't corrupted him.

@lord_apollyon7158

Жыл бұрын

They tried to corrupt him but he got lost on the road to hell after 2 steps

@mostdefinitelynotadurian1043

Жыл бұрын

@@yunofun You see, Harry exist solely as a counter-balance too ZF's corruption. That's why he could stay pure. In every Ying there is always a Yang and vice versa. Edit: yin*

@mikeoxlong1664

Жыл бұрын

So he’s Pops from Regular Show

@mostdefinitelynotadurian1043

Жыл бұрын

@@mikeoxlong1664 pretty much

Good to see that even though I haven't checked for a new episode in months nothing has changed, 10/10

Soviet: *uploads new video KZread: aaaand it's age restricted!

@_Raspovic_

Жыл бұрын

Was just about to check if someone else has seen it

"Soviet, that's friendly!" Soviet: "I can't hear you, I'm looking at a flying body."

@greatorder

Жыл бұрын

@MrВeast I see you're trying the "Any publicity is good publicity" angle and spamming this everywhere.

@rokkraljkolesa9317

Жыл бұрын

@@greatorder don't give the bots attention

@greatorder

Жыл бұрын

@@rokkraljkolesa9317 See I can agree with trolls because they thrive off of negative attention, but what's a bot gonna do? Thing's got same amount of desire for attention as a brick.

@rokkraljkolesa9317

Жыл бұрын

@@greatorder you're still wasting your limited time on this miserable rock responding to them

@greatorder

Жыл бұрын

@@rokkraljkolesa9317 Nothing better to do at the time.

I’ve only known Harry for one bullshittery, but he’s already won a spot in my heart

@ryancannon5921

Жыл бұрын

@@rokkraljkolesa9317 Got a link to his channel?

@rokkraljkolesa9317

Жыл бұрын

@@ryancannon5921 I just realized he said Harry not Womble I am a fucking idiot

@omarsalazar2275

Жыл бұрын

If I'm not a complete moron Harry also shows up in the Rising Storm vid Womble posted a few months back. I think he's the guy who thanks past him for preheating the oven for his frozen pizza lmao

@ciaragildea998

Жыл бұрын

@@omarsalazar2275 I think he was also in the TF2 one too?

@cvspvr

Жыл бұрын

@@ciaragildea998 harry isn't really in any of soviet's videos. he's just an angel who shows up to comfort us when we're feeling sad

cake as usual is the cutest being

@Gabryal77

Жыл бұрын

Just send a dick pick man, go out a legend

when you get out of prison after 9 months and soviet has put out a grand total of 3 videos!!!! lmfao

I gotta admit, Harry is my new favorite character in the Wombleverse.

@KireaPhillips_superj0ka

Жыл бұрын

He’s going down Ryan’s path on The Boys. Only a matter of time before Harry is as chaotic as the rest of ZF, and it’s going to break my heart.

@georgeoldsterd8994

Жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure he's just always high.

@TheNeonwing

Жыл бұрын

@@skylord132 Womble once called him the Golden Retriever of ZF. Oddly fitting.

@British-Imperator

Жыл бұрын

Fun fact, Harry has an evil twin named Garry who sometimes plays with ZF.

@ms_scribbles

Жыл бұрын

Rightly so.

"SHOO the civvies not SHOOT the civies!" *Good soldiers follow orders, Goofy...*

@RockLegend2A

Жыл бұрын

"It's our moral obligation..."

@excyde-AMEID

Жыл бұрын

​"We can't let that information get out. We just can't."

@bentelford5071

10 ай бұрын

“Do what must be done”

@sjs9698

10 ай бұрын

Good soldiers follow *lawful* orders, no? *henchmen* follow orders :)

@chancellorforrun2330

10 ай бұрын

Better soldiers know what orders to not follow

Fun Fact, that bicycle at 12:25 is now in the British Museum.

Knowing now that Womble is both British and HOT makes listening to his bullshittery videos all day even more riveting I know I’m the 0.01% of his viewers that’s a lady but even if I was a bloke I HAVE EYES HOLY SHIT

Womble in a mech, with the highest kill count we've seen out of ZF since the rifle grenade. And he didn't even fire the weapons.

@rosfell00

Жыл бұрын

I think the doomsday rounds still hold the record for that one, but yeah the rifle grenade was close

@Snailman1999

Жыл бұрын

which video has the Rifle Grenade?

@luisacuna4326

Жыл бұрын

@@Snailman1999 Think it's one of the rising storm Vietnam videos

@Snailman1999

Жыл бұрын

@@luisacuna4326 thank you, explains why I haven't seen it yet then as I am currently watching those ones

@neprinadervogelweid1803

Жыл бұрын

@@rosfell00 still love the sentence from cyanide. "Soviet, we can precisely see where you've been by tracking the houses"

"he doesn't have aids Womble." "I'm pretty sure he will by the end of this session."

Just spent my time watching all 10 of these and I do t regret it one bit bloody hilarious 🤣

The only KZread channel you can come back and watch and still be entertained

Harry is actually the entire regiments best partisan/paratrooper and he's just swinging by for ammo before he goes back out to single-handedly wipe out 2 - 4 enemy squads.

@SullySideUp

Жыл бұрын

Jack Churchill reincarnated

@skar9556

Жыл бұрын

He's the John Paul Jones of the ZF clan.

@arthurbarros5189

Жыл бұрын

Don't tell him this is not a Rambo game.

@fulcrum2951

Жыл бұрын

And the first to accept the enemy's surrender

3:20 Soviet asking the chat to not say something racist, followed by him saying "Shalom", has to be one of my favorite moments ever

@joshuasatterwhite9520

Жыл бұрын

What does shalom mean

@AceArata

Жыл бұрын

@@joshuasatterwhite9520 it's like a Hebrew greeting. Not sure how it's racist lmao

@BusinessWolf1

Жыл бұрын

@@AceArata he said it TO ARABS

@Doofinon

Жыл бұрын

@@AceArata Jews and Arabs don't have a wholesome relationship, him saying Shalom to him is a real face palm moment you'll do without realising

@13579zod

Жыл бұрын

@@BusinessWolf1 I wouldn’t say that’s racist. It is, depending on context possibly insensitive and really bloody stupid.

8:24 “YOUR UNIFORM HAS HANDS!”

Those Bullshittery videos are still among the best and funniest things on YT

Loving Cake's little bit of trolling in the Norwegian translation book.

@crimsonqueen751

Жыл бұрын

A minute amount of trolling

@AiasMaior

Жыл бұрын

The 'kronidiot' on the cover already had me in stitches

@suborbitalprocess

Жыл бұрын

Never seen a Cake burn someone before

@hafentoffen2

Жыл бұрын

@@AiasMaior haha yea, I don't speak Norwegian but I'm Swedish so I kinda understand most of it anyway. Cheeky cake lol.

@alexanderludvigsen1893

Жыл бұрын

i didnt know she were norwegian XDD its just perfect, i sat there translating it because im danish and can understand it pretty well.. and it just makes it all 1000 times better

"They're scared of teh fucken bagpipes!" Has to be one of the best ZF lines I've ever heard. I'm dying here lol

@julibean5125

Жыл бұрын

A true instrument of terror

@slycooper1001

Жыл бұрын

this reminds me of the guy who went into battle in world war 2 with a broadsword and bagpipes he captured like a entire german squad singlehandedly i think?

@wolfgangkolber381

Жыл бұрын

Didn't they think he was mentally ill or something?

@wolfgangkolber381

Жыл бұрын

Oh and he also had a longbow.

@BennytheSage

Жыл бұрын

Shit I'd be scared too 🤣😂

Knowing about Jack Churchill makes the bagpipes infinitely funnier

That ending 😂😂😂I’m in tears another awesome video!!

"Well, we made contact with the Norwegian resistance." "How'd it go?" "Well, we started yelling 'horse cock' at them..." "Right, Norway's a bust." "...and now their lads and our lads are inseparable."

@unclestone8406

Жыл бұрын

"Just like Vagso with Mad Jack. Brilliant."

@gandalf_thegrey

Жыл бұрын

Because that's what lads do

@rin_etoware_2989

Жыл бұрын

inseparable? they got knotted or something?

@Nautilus472

Жыл бұрын

@@rin_etoware_2989 aw hell naw...

@arginduol7060

Жыл бұрын

@@rin_etoware_2989 nah, relations flared up

10:56 That moment when you learn Cake is part of ZF for a reason, don't let the impossibly cute voice fool you for a second.

@mulrich

Жыл бұрын

She isn't technically part of the clan, though. She doesn't have clan tags. Like quite a few others, such as Nep, for instance, she's affiliated with ZF, but not actually a member. Am I being pedantic? Maybe.

@knallpistolen

Жыл бұрын

@@mulrich hest kuk

@Zerosinker

Жыл бұрын

Well to the common plebeian anyone who makes frequent recurrences in the bulshittery series is defacto part of the clan of misfits

@jonathansotelo4877

Жыл бұрын

It's a clan of trolls. The cute voice is just a facade. She's just as dangerous as the rest of them.

@davidwilems8915

Жыл бұрын

@@jonathansotelo4877 you mean to her own allies, like the rest of ZF?

Cake sounds so fricking adorable

10:59 and somewhere in the world, at this moment, an whole army of men is dying due to melting away because Cake giggled.

"Why are we yelling Horse cock at the Norwegian Resistance?" Bruh, I've only seen the thumbnail and my sides are already creaking from this laughter I'm doing rn. SovietWomble is a KZread legend of peak comedy that ages like fine wine with each video he puts out every 8 months. 🤣🥰

@beanman2146

Жыл бұрын

@MrВeast you dont make content

@janczy9206

Жыл бұрын

@@beanman2146 just don't engage them. leave the bots alone ignore them

@OmegaQuinn

Жыл бұрын

@@beanman2146 don’t respond to bots. It just makes it worse

@OmegaQuinn

Жыл бұрын

I need to watch his streams bc I don’t know how often he streams but they definitely seem like fun.

@justacanofbeans8217

Жыл бұрын

I died when the norwegians walked up to the dead body saying "gratis" (means its free)

General: What's with the yelling? Commander: That's just ZF, they're always yelling about something *Distant Explosion and Womble's girlish screams*

@blueshadow7014

Жыл бұрын

I didn't think this comment would get THAT many likes

the mech clip at the end has given me a very... intriguing thought Ignis Corps + ZF would be an absolute *sight* to behold. Just imagine the sheer chaos.

9:36, Nobdy: Mad Jack Churchill:

Any sort of mischief set to “Hall of the Mountain King” is instantly funnier.

@toratle6356

Жыл бұрын

Which coincidentily is made by a Norwegian (Edvard Grieg).

@mulrich

Жыл бұрын

@@toratle6356 who coincidentally is from the same city as Cake, I'm pretty sure.

@toratle6356

Жыл бұрын

@@mulrich She is? I didn't even know she was Norwegian until that video. What city is she in?

@PBA6464

Жыл бұрын

@@toratle6356 　。

@michaeltagor4238

Жыл бұрын

@@toratle6356 hands off creepy old man (this is a SovietWomble reference if you didn't know already)

"How do you pronounce Whip It Good in Norwegian?" "Fus Ro Dah." He saw the chance and he took it.

I now have to rewatch all these and picture his actual face now

9:48 Friend: My grandfather won an award during ww2. Another friend: My grandfather was raped by his combat medic after being injured during the battle of the bulge.

@gianrc2992

Жыл бұрын

He told me the medic had quite a nice bulge.

@erwinj9697

Жыл бұрын

my guess is the bulge won then?

Hearing Cake's voice now, looking at old video posting dates, and realizing you have basically grown up watching Womble's vids really hits different.

@devyng8441

Жыл бұрын

Bro same, I’ve watched him since his old dayz videos. I think he’s the only one I’ve consistently watched over all the years

@TheAndroid3k

Жыл бұрын

@@devyng8441 It's been about five years for me, I think. It's crazy.

@RiByte

Жыл бұрын

I was just thinking recently how I've grown with Womble's videos over the years and how they've been there for me to help during some dark times.

@corndoghead1

Жыл бұрын

I just rewatched his swat part 1 and its freaking 8 yrs old!!

@KaisarionOmega

Жыл бұрын

I've watched him since the very first CSGO Bullshittery, which was 7 years ago Man what the fuck

"No I'm not trying to compliment you, I need epinephrine" i fucking lost it at that point already 🤣🤣

@LynIoxI

Жыл бұрын

To be fair in the minutes earlier while being PAK'ed all I heard was "are you here often? Nice view, hm?" so my dry chuckle was more one of general "ah come on dude" Regards, the Medic ;-)

@konstantinosnikolakakis8125

Жыл бұрын

As someone with a lethal peanut allergy, I laughed my ass off.

@Plipaya

Жыл бұрын

2:01 Time stamp for anyone ♥️

@Savenya_Amari

Жыл бұрын

@@LynIoxI I mean knowing Womble I wouldn't put it past him xD

16:24 "Are you my mommy?"

17:18 "Just gonna take it for a quick spin..." *bodies flying

12:15 What cracks me up is Womble's teammate at the meet up, runs around yelling "horse cock!" in Norwegian as if it was a surrogate for "Flash!" & "Thunder!"

That guy with bagpipes was great. I sure do hope we see more of him in the future and that he doesn't meet an unfortunate yet hilarious fate

@0hMax

Жыл бұрын

I regret to inform you that I'm still alive.

@darkdragonguardian8505

Жыл бұрын

@MrВeast nah mate sovietwombles videos are the best cause chaos with friends is the most fun thing to watch

@Bizargh

Жыл бұрын

​@@darkdragonguardian8505 'Tis a bot mate. Or a spammer. It's an intentional nuisance whatever/whoever it is. This same reply by this same user is being spammed across many comments on this video. Just report the comment for Spam and/or move on. Don't give them their desired engagement.

@darkdragonguardian8505

Жыл бұрын

@@Bizargh yea only noticed after I had wrote the comment

i love these videos... actually i love all of em! keep it up

I love these videos, I hope you're doing good!

@bearcat1398

Жыл бұрын

I’m worried, it’s been 4 months

@TamLe-bj2yl

Жыл бұрын

@@bearcat1398 he's working on a 2 hour and half long video (and a cartoon at the same time), you will see him again soon (but probably will be another month).

"Still with the bloody bagpipes" might have been said by English soldiers many times throughout the war

the moment when when womble paused the video to talk about him maturing and all that, i knew the pay off was he was gonna shoot the guy in the back

@Hettilo

Жыл бұрын

I honestly didnt. Not that i didnt think there wasnt any mischief going on but i expected something like calling artillery fire on his position...

@leopolddienstknecht7931

Жыл бұрын

@@Hettilo I thought it was gonna be like an air strike or a tactical nuke or some shit

@wasp27schannel4

Жыл бұрын

I thought he was gonna be like “But today…today is different. I’m more mature, more adult…and as an adult i’ll give him a present instead” and blow him up with an RPG 😂

Came here to see if he uploaded at all, not surprised he hasn’t to be honest.

Haven’t seen this channel in over a year, Glad to be back 😂

“I’m pegging you” Seems that visit to the *Doctor* was an eye-opening experience in more ways than one for Womble

@mulrich

Жыл бұрын

Not Cake.

@bitronic6706

Жыл бұрын

he got fingered once, he's used to it.

@ThatOneAnnoyingPubPlayer

Жыл бұрын

"SOVIET GOT FINGERED BY A DUDE"

Quebec: *leaves because he's too sick* Everyone, _including_ the Norwegians: LOOT LOOT LOOT LOOT LOOT

@julibean5125

Жыл бұрын

GRATIS?

@blackfang101

Жыл бұрын

@@julibean5125 it means free, you know, when you get things for free.

@norXmal

Жыл бұрын

@@blackfang101 Gratis?

@gophap

Жыл бұрын

@@norXmal it means free, you know, when you get things for free.

@nikel-

Жыл бұрын

@@gophap GRATIS?

15:20 That's a good scream to clip right there.

"They're scared of tha fuckin' bagpipes!" That was awesome. 9:53

@retailytt

Жыл бұрын

AYE! 😂👏

Womble: "why am I in prison" Me watching the next clip: "I could think of a few things and there it is

"my heart is beating really fast" "im not complimenting you i need epinephrine"

I started my new job about eight months ago. Had some free time finally and wanted to see if a new video was posted. Glad to see I havent missed anything

*looks over at mech* "unattended" *returns focus to group* *slowly looks back at mech* "very unattended" what a great way to show growing tempation

So I still melt whenever Cake speaks. Sooo adorable 🥰

@rhas356

Жыл бұрын

@MrВeast Nah, but you do make more content than once every six months - less bullshitting, clearly

@rokkraljkolesa9317

Жыл бұрын

@@rhas356 don't give bots attention my dude

@XSniper74184

Жыл бұрын

@@rokkraljkolesa9317 they are indeed bad machine spirits. They require recalibration.

@rokkraljkolesa9317

Жыл бұрын

@@XSniper74184 the abominable intelligence requires purging, techpriest

Cake was really epic in this year's episode. We melted, when she said hello, we laughed, when she made Womble ask about the next bullshittery, we cried, when she haunted him.... But when she named Digby the Norvegian Crown idiot, we felt accomplished. (also, the norwegian soldier speaking swedish was a treat :D )

@foethefox793

Жыл бұрын

ja det var de!

@skogen5357

Жыл бұрын

Why did he speak swedish if they where Norwegian resistance

@knallpistolen

Жыл бұрын

@@skogen5357 sikkert en innleid Svenske som ville krige :)

@skogen5357

Жыл бұрын

@@knallpistolen okej då förstår jag

@foethefox793

Жыл бұрын

@@skogen5357 yeah i got no fucking clue

Google translate let me know that "Når er neste pisspreikeriutgivelse" is "When is the next rant release" and honestly that sounds about right.

Every once in a while I remember the Jeremy Clarkson bit and repeat "POWER" over and over in my head