Im glad Womble remembered his password for his KZread account

@taunotalitappi6978

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah, password and stuff, is correct and I laughed :D

@ardantop132na6

4 жыл бұрын

I wonder if he hit his own forehead to make one.

@olvustin6671

4 жыл бұрын

You clearly don't know how to command an army...

@marialindell9874

4 жыл бұрын

@@taunotalitappi6978 Kyllä kyllä!

@avertm404

4 жыл бұрын

Ahaha

Soviet: *starving in prison with no way to get out* King Graveth: lol hey wanna come to this feast?

@rautamiekka

3 жыл бұрын

And then the feast is a feast of water in cups, like it seemed when Womble got there. Yeah, some feast. Where's the fucking steak ?

@mareksicinski3726

3 жыл бұрын

@@rautamiekka ? LAO RIMW PWEIOS?

@rautamiekka

3 жыл бұрын

@@mareksicinski3726 Not a clue what you said.

@mareksicinski3726

3 жыл бұрын

@@rautamiekka sure

@zomadziasans8212

3 жыл бұрын

@@mareksicinski3726 I have no clue as well

I imagine Womble on the battlefield would be just like that one scene from Black Adder. -What about them? Why aren't they fighting? They are just laying down! -They're dead my lord.

@GenNTiva

2 жыл бұрын

wow

@sargentvanguard7612

2 жыл бұрын

Womble: *IMPOSSIBLE,THEIR ALL TO DUMB TO DIE,THEIR STUPIDITY IS THEIR WEAPON!!!*

@carton5235

2 жыл бұрын

I mean he DID order his troops not to help, and then get angry at them for not helping

@AsharaAlras

2 ай бұрын

Prince Edmund really was ahead of his time.

Soviet: tells his men to hold position at the start of the siege Surprised when they’re not helping him

@dauud4970

4 жыл бұрын

@@Ninjakiller_ Thanks man :)

@tacoblude8208

4 жыл бұрын

Gaming4 Life I checked it out

@dauud4970

4 жыл бұрын

Taco Blude Hope you enjoy it 🙏🏽

@stiaangroenewald1573

4 жыл бұрын

@Taco Blude it is they're not there

@tacoblude8208

4 жыл бұрын

stiaan groenewald ok

I never ever accept cow missions

@hrafenkell3838

5 жыл бұрын

Revolver Bobcat neither do I

@Svendsor

5 жыл бұрын

Ditto bro. That and those pesky escorting caravan missions.

@xXN0SK1LLZXx

5 жыл бұрын

Nobody does

@shrike6243

5 жыл бұрын

Those missions are great! Just go steal the cows from someone :D

@Globeguy1337

5 жыл бұрын

Revolver Bobcat I changed it so the cows follow me by using TweakMB. It's kind of a cheat, but it makes it make MORE sense and be MORE realistic in a way, so I'm okay with it.

finally womble free himself from his bathroom

@gabrieledavidepavan2459

6 жыл бұрын

lol nice

@Dynasty1818

6 жыл бұрын

"The fire brigade said they were responding to reports of a woman stuck in her bathroom."

This feels like the sequel to monty python and the holy grail

@heirofcaelos6698

4 жыл бұрын

What are you doing in England?

@alexanderticonuwu7591

4 жыл бұрын

@@gerwant1309 *Obligatory "Your mother was a hamster" comment*

@heirofcaelos6698

4 жыл бұрын

@@alexanderticonuwu7591 "And your father smelled of elderberries!"

@heirofcaelos6698

4 жыл бұрын

And of course, "Come back here, I'll bite you legs off!"

@Haha-bl3xj

4 жыл бұрын

*anger ginger mode* YAAAAHHH

17:23 Womble: After consulting with the peers of the realm, King Harlaus has decided to confer Knudarr Castle on King Harlaus. Me: First time?

@varouknight2751

3 жыл бұрын

Which is why some of us didn't play swadia, the only time I play swadia is when I'm in charge.

@JonatasAdoM

2 жыл бұрын

@@varouknight2751 Honestly most rulers will always be ineffective and sometimes their marshall may be even worse.

@nerrler5574

2 жыл бұрын

had that happen to me enough times i was given the option to rebel... what do you think i did.

@MessiCarecaflamenguista

2 жыл бұрын

@@varouknight2751 King Graveth: Hello friend, do you want a castle?

@goodlordyogurt

Жыл бұрын

King Khan from Pendor would like a word.

And now Womble knows why literally fucking no one does the cattle quests.

@ger_daedrican-gameplays8285

6 жыл бұрын

And why no one steals them if they rob a village^^

@bozokreso5555

6 жыл бұрын

I do. Well in the Game of thrones mod you can command them to follow you :D

@NiklasMJ

6 жыл бұрын

the cattle also follow you in the viking mod/expansion that taleworld released.

@KoRbA2310

6 жыл бұрын

Well I do it and then kill them taking meat to closest town its 70 a piece snd you got 4 for each cow

@Speedojesus

6 жыл бұрын

Eric That misses the point of doing the quests. Quests are useless for anything but reputation and getting friendly with lords and kings.

Due to the negative reception of "NEW CLEANY THING.avi" I made this on the side. It took about 45 minutes...no big deal.

@aaronjiang1574

6 жыл бұрын

nice

@load7034

6 жыл бұрын

kek

@GabeShaw

6 жыл бұрын

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@Game_Plays

6 жыл бұрын

ty

@snek4003

6 жыл бұрын

See you in another 3 months mate

Did he really accidentally participate in and *win* a tournament with *lances?*

@kylefennell3450

4 жыл бұрын

@@dauud4970 Fuck off

@bubrub5564

4 жыл бұрын

The lances are one of the most powerful weapons in warband.

@samlarsen6706

4 жыл бұрын

Bub Rub but, they are hard to control if you don’t spend some time beforehand to figure them out.

@bubrub5564

4 жыл бұрын

@@samlarsen6706 All you do is keep moving until it lowers the lance, then you are good to go. I don't see how that would require some time beforehand to learn.

@bronzejourney5784

4 жыл бұрын

@@bubrub5564 That exact thing requires time to figure out. Game doesnt really tell you about it.

I’ve never seen someone panic so hard as Soviet when Saori told him about the babyversary

@stonkman1705

5 жыл бұрын

Lol same

@zachoar3916

3 жыл бұрын

I like how he asked "what have you done?" Like he wasn't involved with the babyversery.

@peterahdy7354

2 жыл бұрын

U could figure it was not just a visit in the UK..

@SethJV

2 жыл бұрын

@@peterahdy7354 He was joking, you know.

@yetiyetawski8316

Жыл бұрын

@@SethJV or was he?

I’m guessing this is the first time womble has hit a woman with his “lance” Edit: fucking hell 2k likes already, what’s wrong with you people?!

@hebn.

6 жыл бұрын

magoichi75 evidently not if he was so worried after his "lady friend" said happy babyversary ;)

@joujou264

6 жыл бұрын

Henry Wright He didn't sound *too* worried...

@kobi9675

6 жыл бұрын

He might be like the little girls, who think they get pregnant from holding hands and kissing.

@SleepingForestGaming

6 жыл бұрын

But it's true, you get pregnant if you kiss

@umcaraqualquer3640

6 жыл бұрын

Bi Brooks No, it is not. The only way to get pregnant is throught sex, when a men's sperm fecundates the woman.

99% casualty rate. VICTORY

@Daubeny777

5 жыл бұрын

These are acceptable casualties

@Lufftewaffle

5 жыл бұрын

TRULY A GREAT IMPERIAL VICTORY

@thelegion4698

5 жыл бұрын

Ah, I see your Russian? Well, not ALL of us are as bulletpr- home advan- I.. hmm

@ZacharyReaper

5 жыл бұрын

The Emperor smiles upon us all.

@matthaeusperry4319

5 жыл бұрын

For the Emperor, Broother

Imagine if you had actually delivered those 5 cows only to realise the elder asked for 8. Lmfao

"I suffer from chronically low competence" I'm dying here. Expect to hear from my well dressed and very expensive lawyers.

The evolving subtitles give me life.

@Jordan-tt6cd

6 жыл бұрын

Ryan Rearick touché

@nalthanzo4648

6 жыл бұрын

Ryan Rearick Yes.

@canthole8050

6 жыл бұрын

Nalthanzo No

@blitzcon9088

6 жыл бұрын

you mean it gives your dick life

@MidnightChan94

6 жыл бұрын

I love the way he does his subtitles. First time I noticed he turned bullets into pews I died.

After 4 months, Soviet finally recalls his KZread password...

@edwardcarey4472

6 жыл бұрын

Kevin Xu how tf did u get so many likes so quickly?

@notactive8536

6 жыл бұрын

Username: SovietWomble Password: Fuckyoucianide

@marhgaming6306

6 жыл бұрын

primepursuit hehe

@charleslaurin8112

6 жыл бұрын

primepursuit he should've asked Cyanide forehead

Soviet: "War and Politics are usually dominated by male members of the nobility." "Patriarchy!" Soviet: "Select my character's gender. I'm male." "Patriarchy!" Soviet: "...I was sent to live in court of the nobles of the land." Then he molested me. ... Patriarchy?

@MyKoira

4 жыл бұрын

You mean Courtly love?

@dionjaywoollaston1349

4 жыл бұрын

the shrubberino Israel is more open minded than the west because the IDF is made up of men and women both serving in combat roles, it’s funny in an ironic way

@deivisony

4 жыл бұрын

@the shrubberino Dear shrubberino I hope you don't kill yourself even thought now your Nazionalistic beliefs are futile I believe in the future you will get a good education and peharps become a doctor and help saving peoples lives or maybe help our planet in another way.

@dionjaywoollaston1349

4 жыл бұрын

the shrubberino I always thought that secret world order stuff was a load of bull, if there really was some kind of secret order then they either suck at the secrecy part or they have taken a leaf out of the Americans book and are hiding in plain site like Area 51, the pentagon or the CIA headquarters plus if there really is some order bent on world domination then they are doing a pretty poor job of it

@copsuicide

4 жыл бұрын

@@dionjaywoollaston1349 israel sucks dick

When my husband got Diablo on GOG, I told him he should name his character something inspired by Lump Beef Broth. He named his character Soggy Tenderloin. Nailed it.

@CyranofromBergerac

5 жыл бұрын

What class?

@StarShine480

5 жыл бұрын

@@CyranofromBergerac Wizard!

@CyranofromBergerac

5 жыл бұрын

@@StarShine480 I can see that being good. I'm tied with wizard and fighter being my favorite classes. I've decided to settle and let a wizard with plate armor, sword and shield be my current build.

@pressedv3017

5 жыл бұрын

Well i already had a copy of Diablo before GOG got it. It's from MyAbandonware.

@CyranofromBergerac

4 жыл бұрын

@the shrubberino well, Diablo himself is a bit of a bitch to fight as wizard. Especially on harder difficulties. Beyond that, yeah.

14:56 Womble gives the order to hold a position 15:15 Womble wonders why everyone goes to hold the position he told them to hold

@christmasisawesome9348

6 жыл бұрын

Herman Tandberg sometimes i wonder if he does that one purpose and acts innocent.

@dsdsspp7130

6 жыл бұрын

he said follow me , not hold position

@saint_beefus1322

5 жыл бұрын

unite perry 16:23

@dsdsspp7130

5 жыл бұрын

Ik, but he selected follow me

@MikeBrin96

5 жыл бұрын

i know im late but he made the infantry follow him, not the archers and dismounted cavalry

That's it for this year guys!

@reachandromeda5612

6 жыл бұрын

123456gordon I know right

@iantiblin4870

6 жыл бұрын

123456gordon He hung out with frankie too much...

@jacksonwood5179

6 жыл бұрын

123456gordon its a 30 minute video be grateful

@jacksonwood5179

6 жыл бұрын

123456gordon unless your joking

@luftwaff3ls714

6 жыл бұрын

Ikr

King harlus always has sieges and feasts at the same time. He also loves butter and makes his troops only eat butter

@totalwartimelapses6359

5 жыл бұрын

That's basically the main meme of the game BUT in Soviet's case the one who called for it was King Gravath

@nolann2900

4 жыл бұрын

@Michael Fox koifish ? Or simo ? i don't remenber right

@andrewholmes2850

4 жыл бұрын

@@nolann2900 simo

@diadokhoi5722

3 жыл бұрын

Every 60 seconds a minute passes in Africa

Ah, so _that's_ why everyone despises the cattle missions.

@shadowscall7758

4 жыл бұрын

There are mods that make it so the cows follow you, which are nice.

@mystictabletop6040

3 жыл бұрын

Unus Annus UNUS ANNUS

@idonthaveaname9902

3 жыл бұрын

Mystic Tabletop Unus Annus Unus Annus

@LetsPlayKenny

3 жыл бұрын

I've rarely had problems with the cattle missions, just zig zag behind them and match their speed

@idonthaveaname9902

3 жыл бұрын

Kenny I do that sometimes but it's not worth it

doctor:Sir,you have been coma for 3 month me:Oh man i cant wait to see sovietwomble videos! doctor:A video sir

@blueknight2983

6 жыл бұрын

Clorox Bleach well it's something

@recent2923

6 жыл бұрын

Clorox Bleach why do i see you everywhere

@devilkingoo786

6 жыл бұрын

Clorox Bleach How's your day going, Everyone's favorite Beverage?

@jootan91

6 жыл бұрын

Luke saunders, there are plenty of others named the same/similarly.

@radens._

6 жыл бұрын

Don porleone ofc,but people choose tide pods instead of me

See you in 3 months Womble

@bayuarga4261

6 жыл бұрын

L3ngnd27 Or 5 hours for a 1 minute video

@truongtrungnghia2416

6 жыл бұрын

Late april fool :)))

@kasperhejmanowski-koziol6866

6 жыл бұрын

More likely 2years ...

@bilbob_01

6 жыл бұрын

no more like a year

@skiddy527

6 жыл бұрын

Foura I do watch him on twitch but the bullshittery is just better

19:02 Soviet's the tutorial NPC at the beginning of a game fighting a protagonist to show the protagonist's power.

@spoopy6359

3 жыл бұрын

what movie is that xD

@wildankautsar7148

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah i need that, what movie is that?

"We shall train to be better fighters!" >minions engage in a 5-on-1 hobo stomp

See you in a Womble, year.

@callumduke3654

6 жыл бұрын

Blood of ghost24 “Womble, year” you mean year womble

@azz7885

6 жыл бұрын

callum duke pretty sure it was intentional lol

@denisidk_2849

6 жыл бұрын

callum duke BRO BRO BRO ur in DANGER. A joke just got pass you ....

@jonathan_8747

6 жыл бұрын

callum duke Whooosh

@cryqt4419

6 жыл бұрын

callum duke this belongs on the whoosh subreddit

*Wedding dress "I feel very pretty." You wouldn't think that if you saw the front side.

@postomnis6134

5 жыл бұрын

Zaire what’s on the front side?

@Zaire82

5 жыл бұрын

A cannon and cannon balls.

@adamgray1753

5 жыл бұрын

The very definition of a Skag, Jordan Graves...

@postomnis6134

5 жыл бұрын

I wish I didn’t ask

@ragnarlothbrok7782

5 жыл бұрын

Zaire loooooooooooool :DDD cannon and cannon balls looooooooool

this is literally every first timers campaign, barely managing to survive combat while wandering around doing small quests for hours lol

i like how SovietWomble has serious concerns when Saori says "babyversary"

6000 denars the entire economy of Greece? As a Greek citizen I am very offended. Its at least 6500 denars.

@floriank8735

6 жыл бұрын

MaaFoo *5500 Denars

@SaitosaBard

6 жыл бұрын

We're talking about one Greece economy, not fifty of them. 130 denars.

@batt3ryac1d

6 жыл бұрын

Now now friend there was a tourist last week. It is now 6500 Denars and 5 Euros

@user-kf8qn9op3s

6 жыл бұрын

You forgot, someone felt bad and it is now atleast 40 denars

@FIoh2000

6 жыл бұрын

Germany here. If you have that money, im sure you can pay something back eh? Than we have 6000 Denars, so everything is finei

Damn, it's been 3 months already? Was I in a coma?

@zohess9419

6 жыл бұрын

Bunnyman999 Hope you are ready for another.

@itsmecrosby4723

6 жыл бұрын

yes how are you feeling the doctor said you should rest

@MauriceChad

6 жыл бұрын

Bunnyman999 no you were in gulag

And here we see an accurate depiction of what it's like to herd cows. I'm not being sarcastic. We have cows. This is what it's like when they get out and won't go back in.

@andrewcurtin7003

4 жыл бұрын

Even the stealth? Awesome

@kaitlynhiggins8083

4 жыл бұрын

@@andrewcurtin7003 Sort of the stealth...There is always at least one that just seems to disappear when you least expect it. You only find out after the fact and then you have to look through all the places you were AGAIN to try and find it. And try to keep the OTHER cows from doing another Houdini trick.

@n1thecaptain965

3 жыл бұрын

@@kaitlynhiggins8083 You could turn them into food...

@patrickchoe425

3 жыл бұрын

Invisible cows! I need that for my... my... "science project".

@XavierBlack1

2 жыл бұрын

Alpacas are the same

7:30 the discovery of NASCAR.

@safak1943

5 жыл бұрын

LOOOL underrated comment!

@ToxicSkull0

5 жыл бұрын

Indeed the discovery of NASCAR where everyone tries to knock each other out with spears out of their car

@insanity286

4 жыл бұрын

I can't think of NASCAR without thinking of the vine😂

No wonder it took so long for you to upload a new video! You made your subtitles fancier...I’m upset and proud.

@InnocentC0

6 жыл бұрын

If he keep making it fancier and fancier, by the time video comes, we will get a Hollywood Edit where he use real people move subtitles with Cgi or something.

I've never seen someone actually fail the bounty hunter quest lmao.

@hershkrukover7846

6 жыл бұрын

lmao same

@denizbayram9417

6 жыл бұрын

THIS ^^

@FarrTheFox

6 жыл бұрын

He is only showing his skills he learned as a child. You know. Getting every part of him beat in someway or another. x3

@balboboogins2511

6 жыл бұрын

I actually facepalmed whenever he died lmao

"Punch him with the shield!" *You dealt 0 damage* "Punch him with the shield!!" *You dealt 0 damage* "pUNCH HIM WITH THE

@rautamiekka

3 жыл бұрын

Oh, didn't notice it's 0 damage. Well, the shield is just to create an opening for a strike, block attacks, or to create an opening of running. However, it seems you can't run, and your opponents walk faster than you can.

Womble: *Leading a herd of cows towards a village from A DISTANCE* Evening: I'm 'bout to end this man's whole career

I'm looking for a specific dude I'm not just looking for any dude -SovietWomble 2018

@Abby_Liu

6 жыл бұрын

Dark Megumin high standards over here about his boy toys

@pyroparagon8945

4 жыл бұрын

Found you again

Well that was fun. See you in 4 months.

@madmannn9576

6 жыл бұрын

Sealy Boi ummm 2 Years

@anakinskywalker9360

5 жыл бұрын

Thank you car...very cool

I like how soviet tries to run away from battle when enemies clearly match his running speed

"I want to go to villages to get men" Finally coming out of the closet sovie?

@CommisarHood

4 жыл бұрын

Soviet are you detecting single men in your area again?

@Manly-Tears

4 жыл бұрын

"Womble's sexuality is questionable but so is mine."

@xRAINxOFxBLOODx

4 жыл бұрын

"And now let us strip..."

@Famakal

4 жыл бұрын

"Is that a bar?"

@rautamiekka

3 жыл бұрын

Would had it changed anything if he said "to get men for " or "to get men under the orders of " ?

"I suffer from chronically low competence." Have we all.

@hybridAbsol

5 жыл бұрын

no shit Soviet ~!

@Face08

5 жыл бұрын

He lost first to a jittery broke killer then he fell down to losing to a peasant with a stick

@hybridAbsol

5 жыл бұрын

Soviets a incompetent idiot

@dionjaywoollaston1349

4 жыл бұрын

Anttac221 soviet is clearly not a fighter, after all he can’t even defeat a door

@billcipher1531

4 жыл бұрын

@@hybridAbsol Said the guy with the anime pic

Hey, I know you're starving in a dungeon and I have absolutely no intention of rescuing you but I just wanted to let you know about this sick party I'm about to throw!

@CTyler84

6 жыл бұрын

I see Cyanide has a hidden account.

@flaviusstilicho1239

6 жыл бұрын

MrClickity #YOLO #FEASTBEAST #CHEATDAY

@emmanuelboref2496

6 жыл бұрын

ya its going to be lit

The peasant woman is actually one of the best recruits to get because the skill tree lines up with the only troops that can get plate armor.

@TamLe-bj2yl

Жыл бұрын

they're expensive tho, even though the armor is great and weapon choices are decent, it's not cost effective to fill more than a few of them.

@fragdoch-nicht1290

8 ай бұрын

@@TamLe-bj2yl Nah,they are way cheaper than Swad Knights or Mamluks; during the height of my army I had a backbone of 30 swordsisters and 30 Knights;after a camapaign I had 8 Knights and 24 Sisters left. Hands down they are both the most effective and cost efficient,quick to train too.

*Tells men to hold. Soviet: Why arent my men attacking?

3 months came by so fast. Wow

@lowkey_johnyy

6 жыл бұрын

Tichootlet sike

@tichootlet3884

6 жыл бұрын

Dee_Are_ Johnny he’s a little late for april fools tho...

@philippebeauchamp2827

6 жыл бұрын

actually it's 4 months... the last video came out on december 25

@tichootlet3884

6 жыл бұрын

Philippe Beauchamp wait. Are you actually serious about that comment? I think you need to watch the video before this 😂

@philippebeauchamp2827

6 жыл бұрын

his latest bullshittery came out in december so no 4 months

It's like Monty Python and the holy grail the game.

@caelvanir8557

6 жыл бұрын

And it has a shitton of mods.

@YourMoralCompas

6 жыл бұрын

Need to make a knights who say knee clan

@bp837

6 жыл бұрын

Hungarian phrasebook

@stuffwithsoph8264

6 жыл бұрын

Tacticalwookiee There would be no horses if it was.

@LilMars600

6 жыл бұрын

Tacticalwookiee EXACTLY!!!! I WATCHED THAT MOVIE YESTERDAY AND THOUGHT THE SAME THING!!!!!! lol

Don't worry Everyone has tried to push cattle with an army of 100

@nurrohmatadiputra5378

4 жыл бұрын

100 oh f***, i'd usually just bring 20-40 dumping the rest to a castle

Britain:"Why are you so angry?" 13 colonies:"AAAAARGH"

@GothicLeviathan

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

Sometimes Womble may get overshadowed by Cyanide's Screaming and the antics of the other ZF members . This video shows that Womble is pretty hilarious and fun to watch when he's on his own

@firasource

6 жыл бұрын

Nik The Stick I already knew that.. It's why I subscribed 😁 but I know what you mean

@Ghost1170

6 жыл бұрын

Nik The Stick What? Not even. They meld like cheese and.. I mean butter and food

@bamers404

6 жыл бұрын

exactly my same old thoughts.

@Cyanide_Infused

6 жыл бұрын

i always find him funny whether he plays alone or with others

@defr0st964

6 жыл бұрын

that kinda sounds sad XD

Seeing Soviet melee with hundreds of shirtless men was worth the wait, let’s be real. Even though it’s a daily thing for him.

@Sirisma

6 жыл бұрын

This time it isn't with his penis though

@andi827

6 жыл бұрын

tomtankengine only after soccer matches

@jayr6666

6 жыл бұрын

You mean football...surely??

@andi827

6 жыл бұрын

jason ross only if the football you mean is actually played with a BALL on FOOT

@jayr6666

6 жыл бұрын

It's football, you ingrate.

The whole game is me trying not to cheat and then end up cheating

@michaelmcdoesntexist8350

4 жыл бұрын

How does one cheat?

@SkullzJoker12

4 жыл бұрын

@@michaelmcdoesntexist8350 involve a lot of CTRL

@boahkeinbockmehr

4 жыл бұрын

Mine usually consist of me doing tournament after tournament and eventually standing there in full plate armor and 4 farmers at my side. Then i usually get bored and start up the "last days of the third age" lotr mod

@furukawakoyomi8413

4 жыл бұрын

Same here.

@nathanielcopperfish912

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly! It ruined my experience because I can't help it

I just love how he animated the main menu of the game. He didn't have to of course but the video is way better because of it.

27min + Mount & Blade + SovietWomble = Heaven

3 months passed so quickly since NEW CLEANY THING.avi

Saw this video right when it's released, now 5 years later I'm hundred of hours deep through warband and nearing 500 hours in Bannerlord, safe to say Womble has poisoned me

Seeing such a confused rookie in my favorite game is painful and incredibly funny

Tries to do his leader a favor by sneaking into a town before battle get's captured his king takes over the castle doesn't let him out the cell after battle finally rewards his bravery with a burned down village next to the sea "At least the view is good" haha Edit: So apparently some people found this funny?!

@trifontrifonov4297

5 жыл бұрын

This is the true Mount & Blade experience. That and arriving too late for the big battle and winning nothing and running out of provisions after the king decided that his new home is besiging the same castle forever.

@imnotproudtobeloser9815

5 жыл бұрын

The Rhodoks didnt freed him because he wasn’t one of them, then he joined Rhodoks

@liamjm9278

5 жыл бұрын

Why would someone who failed their mission deserve a good reward?

@YourCrazyDolphin

5 жыл бұрын

Of note is that, if there is a burnt village, they always give you a burnt village. Otherwise, upon becoming a Vassal, you just get the poorest one.

@dionwoollaston5717

5 жыл бұрын

LEAD FARMER you guys see a burnt out village I see an investment, after all doesn't the Phoenix rise from ashes?

He remembered the freaking password people ooooooooh

@amaidolce2x660

6 жыл бұрын

such thing is considered a miracle in itself!

@HKC62

6 жыл бұрын

probably ask to cyanide's forehead

@tomatoheadfd

6 жыл бұрын

Thank got the last vieo was a joke xD

@cikscs3328

6 жыл бұрын

mohammed Rayes he really forgot his password?

@Pr00ch

6 жыл бұрын

Next video will be just in time for Bannerlord

Womble last words: "i am the sex.."

Re-watching a fifth time to celebrate the release of bannerlord

@kos2919

4 жыл бұрын

Now we wait for 6 months (or more) until womble released his banner lord video

@MrTuerte

2 жыл бұрын

@@kos2919 lol still nothing

This whole thing plays out like a Monty Python sketch. Poor Womble.

Soviet's bank account: 0€ Soviet: Ok bois it’s time to make another video

@ambermoonlight5371

6 жыл бұрын

I mean yeah it’s obvious that the account is empty considering he doesn’t use the Euro in his country

@gaborfeher5598

6 жыл бұрын

or that he does not get money from youtube.

@lor2754

6 жыл бұрын

Gábor Fehér how so?

@gaborfeher5598

6 жыл бұрын

according to Womble, the ads are turned down, because he hates them, and he always says, turn your adblock on. all of his money (at leat at the moment) comes from Twitch, and Patreon. and tbf, even on phone (where I don't have adblock) I had only seen an ad once, on his videos.

@jordanbarrett7754

6 жыл бұрын

I think its pretty obvious that he was working on this vid for ages

“it’s are babyversey” Soviet: Very concerned and scared

@peterahdy7354

2 жыл бұрын

A lady visited him in the UK, what has he done!!!

I don't know if I've ever seen someone lose to the peasant training fight lol. That's truly some next level shit right there.

@ripvanwinkle7689

2 жыл бұрын

When you are up against 7 of them yeah

@hecksters423

Жыл бұрын

Get the villagers to build some confidence before their village burns to the ground

Congratulations on joining the legion of the damned. Bannerlord 2052 welcome, brother.

@rogaldorn3643

6 жыл бұрын

Caesar Himself I believe it’s 2120 it was announced for... They said they couldn’t be fucked with it so their grand children can make it.

@SWFanZocker

6 жыл бұрын

oh look! an untalented cav! but yeah...

@mandolorian-chan3697

6 жыл бұрын

Awe true to Caesar

@burnzy2639

6 жыл бұрын

My grandchildren will enjoy bannerlord

@elysiankentarchy1531

6 жыл бұрын

I checked and Vault 2 is making Bannerlord while Vault 3 is making Half Life 3. They have gone strangely silent though.

Seeing 2 million views on a Mount and Blade video makes me happy

@cantutmez8854

6 жыл бұрын

BLUENOUB Me too.I think game is little underrated

@awsome013

6 жыл бұрын

i literally bought this game after i saw wombles video. i played for about 4 hours now and i´m so shitty at this game i can´t even look in the mirror, but i still like that game :D

@cantutmez8854

6 жыл бұрын

Karizzma0815 You're learning the game of course you are shitty.You will lose,your villages will burn,every bandit on Calradia will kick your ass.But then you will learn the game and become the king of Calradia!

@awsome013

6 жыл бұрын

yeah dont know about that part the last three times i got raided right at the start (after the tutorial quest) but will see thanks for cheering me up

@hobnails

6 жыл бұрын

A huge part of the game is figuring out which fights are opportunities and which ones you need to run away from, a good rule of thumb is you will be faster than an army larger than yours, and slower than a smaller force. One of the tracking skills modifies this, as well as the horse-to-foot composition of your army, how high their morale is, and how much swag they're humping. A good way to win early fights is to use a reach weapon (spearlike is better than blade, blade can be tricky to time right) from horseback, with a fast 1hand and shield to switch to. Attack their archers from the side/rear, and you can solo 10 - 30 enemies pretty easily this way. Check taverns for friends to recruit, and get them horses ASAP as well, gives you a good early task force.

I hope we one day see womble return to mount and blade ^^ Want to see him try out some of the great mods ;)

@WhiteRescuer

4 жыл бұрын

He'll probably wait for Bannerlord

@smashing-3291

4 жыл бұрын

@@WhiteRescuer His children might get to play it.

@cantutmez8854

4 жыл бұрын

@@smashing-3291 About that..

The text editing is 100000% owning this video!

A BULLSHITTERY EPISODE THAT'S 27 MINS LONG??? WHAT UNIVERSE IS THIS??

@ZekeAndroid49

6 жыл бұрын

Heaven itself

@zohess9419

6 жыл бұрын

It might be bad for us. The longer his videos are, the longer we have to wait in between.

@dfpride8412

6 жыл бұрын

I mean, we had to wait 4 hours this time...

@exoticbutter2840

6 жыл бұрын

No cyanide no fun

When Soviet womble uploads twice in a day *UNHOLY SCREECH*

Seriously, more of this. I love this game, your editing is on point and I NEED MOAR!

King Graveth literally just gave you Harrenhal. Lol

This is honestly one of my favorite games. It looks like hot garbage at this point, but I sunk hundreds of hours into this game over the years.

@kthanksbyeman2

6 жыл бұрын

Thom Curry I’m on 3500 hours I kinda like it

@Hunterfalke

6 жыл бұрын

It's simply a great delivery. The gameplay is fluid and fair, you can make the game as hard or as easy as you want it to be, the progression over time is great. That's why Bannerlord is my most anticipated game since... Well, i'm not sure.

@ShacolateClown

6 жыл бұрын

Thom Curry close to 1.5k but i played a good 1.3k on NATIVE Expansion. Best mod ever

@sokiel6663

5 жыл бұрын

I guess I was easily way over 10,000 hours into the game about 5 years ago (both native and mods) and I never felt too bad about it. But since that point in time I try not to get anywhere near it, it's too good to stop. Even in 2018 =D

New video? Today isn't Christmas.

@BrachiateNote8

6 жыл бұрын

Mustafa Ahmed Christmas came early

@junkhead7379

6 жыл бұрын

hmmm this is a very troubling dilemma indeed

“I want to go to sleep.” Me: *Watches this at 2:30AM* I feel your pain.

this vid is 3 years old, WTF happened to all the time?!?!

"Soviet's training program" was GENIUS xD

@Telsion

6 жыл бұрын

I love how that guy on the right prepares to stab Soviet in the anus and he cuts away before that XD

Many of the mods out there that make this game really fun. I think I've gone back and reinstalled this more than any other game I've played over the years.

I’m so glad that Kung Pow: Enter the Fist was in this video. That just fills me with joy.

Wow Womble, the editing was extra good in this video!

@227Gin

6 жыл бұрын

B17Fortress he had the fucking time to do it

@jerm143

6 жыл бұрын

Georgescu Ion 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 he had hella time

@saschaa.3264

6 жыл бұрын

B17Fortress took him 3 months to edit

O lord this was good Soviet actually sucked less then expected

@fredrigo7925

6 жыл бұрын

Oh Anders

@Marxistcorgi69

6 жыл бұрын

Kisses anders! #neebsylvania

@s.g.5572

6 жыл бұрын

He got beaten up by peseants and a nervous man :D i've failed a lot while playing M&B but i never had this happen to me xD

@Waawaaweewaa_

6 жыл бұрын

hello ello anderz love ya!

@easetheweeb

6 жыл бұрын

oh anderz?

I loved "Oh my God, inhuman reactions!"

ah yes, the classic disappearing cows that have bankrupt many a beginner in their quests

I have 1145 hours in warband... its almost harvesting season

@antonioappierto2446

6 жыл бұрын

I WILL DRINK FROM YOUR SKULL!

@lijisylvester

6 жыл бұрын

*YOU BETTA NOT BE A MAN HUNTA*

@sebasnow100

6 жыл бұрын

LESS TAWKING, MOAR RAIDING

@xBigAca

6 жыл бұрын

YOUR MONEY OR YOUR LIFE!!

@BigBoss-jq2qf

6 жыл бұрын

AWAY WITH YOU, VILE BEGGAR!

Is this even real life anymore??? 😱 Its been like 29 full moons since Soviet last uploaded.

@rckinetic9065

6 жыл бұрын

Too true

@leon-thorehansen8523

6 жыл бұрын

Or is it just fantasy

Your videos make me happy and you cannot know how much I appreciate it

> Agrees to deliver humanitarian aid to a starving village > Gets attacked by the nation's military, loses all his troops and barely escapes with his own life This is where empathy gets you, Soviet.

2 uploads in a single day? Wtf?

@154ahmadavicenna9

6 жыл бұрын

Blink if you think i'm awesome That cleany thing is just a prank

@ryyrtry3685

6 жыл бұрын

Ik ayy its like Christmas

@EnRandomSten

6 жыл бұрын

I feel like he is setting unreasnoable standards

@ridhwannaim3989

6 жыл бұрын

Blink if you think i'm awesome i didnt blink but yea the cleaning stuff was a prank.

This is my Monty Python: Quest for the Holy Grail 2

@mark-cn3db

5 жыл бұрын

Tis just a scratch

@manictiger

5 жыл бұрын

@@mark-cn3db A scratch?! Your arm's off!

@mark-cn3db

5 жыл бұрын

@@manictiger glad I'm not the only one who still watches monty python

@dionwoollaston5717

5 жыл бұрын

Hydrogen i was just thinking that when he assaulted the castle

@zerofighterfairy

5 жыл бұрын

No Holy hand grenade :(

BEST EDITING EVER

11:48 I love how the editor referenced kung pow to womble's admit training defeat against his men

@dk_boyblue

3 жыл бұрын

I was looking for the name of that movie thank you so much

I Was Preparing myself to see you in 3 Months After That Cleany Thing... :D Nice to See you Here On KZread Dude! :D

@duftendepizza1792

6 жыл бұрын

Mikamaru / Miky arbeitest du für Facebook oder woher hast du meine Aboliste

@DeathnoteBB

6 жыл бұрын

Mikamaru / Miky I think it was just a joke because people seem to think he's sitting on his ass and that videos pop out of thin air. If you watch his Twitch streams he gives updates on video progress.

@MamawiaSF

6 жыл бұрын

same

@LPyxel

6 жыл бұрын

He was a bit late for April Fools, eh?

@stealthyninja2826

6 жыл бұрын

Also if your a patreon you will know exactly when you will recieve his videos

Soviet doesnt upload often, but when he does, he delivers !

@TheMasterMief

6 жыл бұрын

That's why he uploads rarely. He puts work into his videos. He could go full Jake Paul and Upload his excrements daily, thus catering to the shortening attention span of KZread audiences.

I just love the fact that the 'Seedy Tavern' original soundtrack from Neverwinter Night is playing at 24:15 ❤

This is golden, one of the best Womble Videos!!

"This is my day .. My very special day." "The Lannisters send their regards..."

@subject0583

6 жыл бұрын

domesticatedpanda do not bring back the memories