Taking a poll: How many people have been the victim of a porch pirate?

@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache

4 жыл бұрын

I could listen to your voice the whole day. You’re a legend dude.

@demons7593

4 жыл бұрын

rSlash no me :)

@somebody-yw1lk

4 жыл бұрын

Great video!!!!

@MrArk1265

4 жыл бұрын

Not me, thank goodness.

@no-gy9ce

4 жыл бұрын

Not me

"Richard no longer works here" Oh, THAT was satisfying

@greatpudgyowl

4 жыл бұрын

Definitely, but then...did he ever work there?

@McBehrer

4 жыл бұрын

@@greatpudgyowl He was definitely EMPLOYED there. Who knows if he actually worked.

@McBehrer

4 жыл бұрын

@bis225 Why not both? Sometimes the parents just *know,* you know?

@cinnamonkc4147

4 жыл бұрын

@@McBehrer do you watch unus anuus just asking cause of the profile pic If you don't just ignore

@miciso666

4 жыл бұрын

yeah i agree i think she was WAITING on shit like that to happen i mean would you vote for richard? or vote for the woman who kicked some real justice ass. she has my vote.

Fun fact: did you know that in study conducted by I think Harvard, (I cant remember who did it, I just know it was a big time university) About 70% of Americans would happily take a 25% pay cut if their current boss was fired right this instant? As the saying goes, "people don't quit jobs, they quit bosses"

@sabin97

4 жыл бұрын

i bet that's somewhat true in every continent....of course in some more than others.....

@sabin97

4 жыл бұрын

@bis225 in my experience i've had awful bosses and good bosses. it depends on the boss, and the culture of the place.

@supernerd1999

4 жыл бұрын

My dad, who is a supervisor has told the people in his team who complained that as long as they all agree to resign at the same time, he will also hand in his resignation, which is already written to the boss (he has like 6 or 7 people under him)

@jehoiakimelidoronila5450

4 жыл бұрын

Wow. What a revenge by taking quarter of a cut!

@justanothergamingyoutuber8179

3 жыл бұрын

wait... more than 70% of people have jobs?

Son: I'm gay. Father: *beats son* Mother: What are you doing!? Father: *beats wife* Lawyer: Your wife is filing for divorce Father: *beats Lawyer* Police: Sir, you're under arrest for assault. Father: *beats Police* National Guard: Sir, you're being Dishonorably Discharged. Father: WTF?!

@dane5079

4 жыл бұрын

H

@funzysayr

4 жыл бұрын

V

@hdbordercollie

4 жыл бұрын

Hiv?

@nointernet0secondsago275

4 жыл бұрын

W

@legoman5491

4 жыл бұрын

Soldier from team fortress 2 piematin "you all have been dishonored discharge." Edit:I readed it again so...out of a cannon?lol.

Grandson: *Steals package* OP: *"So you have chosen, getting rain powdered."*

@penguin7554

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@sydneyduchaine4832

4 жыл бұрын

i think they got inspiration from mark rober

@feifeifeifeife

4 жыл бұрын

... 2 smurf movies could not beat that

@glad5409

4 жыл бұрын

@@sydneyduchaine4832 that was my first thought lol, or maybe, they are mark rober, just a thought lol

@creed2808

4 жыл бұрын

@@sydneyduchaine4832 me too

Amazon: Your package has been delivered. Porch Pirate: Well yes, but actually no

@greeneye2037

4 жыл бұрын

boo

In that last one he should have pushed back to HR with a simple question: "I'm confused, how does being late once due to a car accident translate into attendance issues?" Or better yet: "I was unaware of these attendance issues, please provide for me the write-ups or notifications of these attendance issues." Ohh, you don't have any documentation how interesting.

@cougarhunter33

4 жыл бұрын

This is exactly how it would go where I work.

My bf made a glitter bomb package after someone stole his Amazon package and they actually called the cops on him

@MainStar10

4 жыл бұрын

Jennifer T and how did that end?

@Anonymous.user.157

4 жыл бұрын

Jennifer T I would also like to know how this ends.

@BudokaiMan-mr9tw

4 жыл бұрын

Please tell us!

@vgamesx1

4 жыл бұрын

Oh right, I bet that went well for the idiot thief. "So I stole this package sitting on this guys property and when I opened it glitter exploded from it" I hope he recorded the guy taking it then they can really nail him, even if not for the theft itself they would be able to take him away for filing a false police report and wasting their time, so remember if you do something like this make sure to catch it on camera.

@banaanioverheaven4333

4 жыл бұрын

Tell us how it ended

With the last one they should have “offered a position” but then called back a little later to say the position has been rescinded due to backstab tendencies

@bobrandomness1055

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, like get him to come to the interview and then tell him he wouldn't be getting the job for reasons that shouldn't come as a surprise. To use his words

@trindalas

4 жыл бұрын

Bob randomness exactly. Insult to injury. He deserved it.

@StefenBruh

4 жыл бұрын

@@trindalas all that aside, the fact that when if he went to the interview and saw that OP had his future in his hands would have been prorevenge. The fact that he DOESNT know why he didn't get the job/ who denied him makes this petty revenge in my opinion. There's no emotional damage done here. Just a denied interview. Didn't even let other businesses in the industry know about it so he would be unhireable period. But oh well.

@obnoxiousbluebird6634

4 жыл бұрын

@@StefenBruh Yeah I agree. The potential for pro revenge was amazing but he didn't take the opportunity! He's either a kinder person than me, or dumber lol

@0Onyx13

4 жыл бұрын

Should have offered him the position of night janitor lol

That Grandson is a smurfing idiot if he thought no one would get revenge on him for his smurf habits. Guess he'll smurf twice before smurfing again.

@harbymastopia9635

4 жыл бұрын

and hes now a smurf

@OynxWolf11

4 жыл бұрын

@@harbymastopia9635 Smurfing right he is.

@randomnuke4005

4 жыл бұрын

S

@randomnuke4005

4 жыл бұрын

M

@randomnuke4005

4 жыл бұрын

U

Oh that council member knew what she was doing. A simple bit of help can go a long way. Plus Richard was probably pissing off a lot of people. I bet that wasn't the first tap he didn't have put in

@JMF527

10 ай бұрын

And the fact she gets a loyal constituent is just the cherry on top

6xbuddy!! Dude the one about the sewage, atleast the councilwoman ACTUALLY DID SOMETHING, sure we all knew it was mostly about votes, but still a masterful move.

@vihaze6725

4 жыл бұрын

I would 100% vote for that councilwoman. Talk about someone who gets shit done.

@aleahlrb

4 жыл бұрын

I think she was already on the lookout for Richard, just so happened that OP gave her what she needed to snuff him out.

@marylowther8495

4 жыл бұрын

@@aleahlrb having held elective office i can assure you that most of us ran in the first place so we can make things run better. the councillor in question needed no other reason to do her job than the constituent provided. give her the credit she deserves, please.

@johnkittoiv2572

3 жыл бұрын

It's all about putting your money where your mouth is.

@thunderflare59

3 жыл бұрын

A politician actually fixing a problem? Can we have a snap election and replace Joe Biden with her?

The story wherein the community council member helped out: that was very sweet of her and how she handled the case for them. 👏

@hollyw9177

4 жыл бұрын

Council lady secured 2 votes with that, possibly more after they tell friends n family.

@crowdemon_archives

4 жыл бұрын

Yea, being pro-community will do wonders lol

@radiantred4158

4 жыл бұрын

@@crowdemon_archives Who knew?!

@75silverfish

4 жыл бұрын

Plot twist when he campaigns for her with that great story nearly ensuring her victory, and she's actually this corrupt master schemer

@emmahancock8911

4 жыл бұрын

Shes a badass tho, and is playing the game right!

I was thinking with the last one that he was going to give the guy the interview, and tell him "I can't hire you, who's going to cover the night shift in the other company?"

@larrylightner5638

3 жыл бұрын

That would have been a proper interview

How to trick porch pirates: 1.Send a bomb to yourself 2.Profit

@bluephreakr

4 жыл бұрын

C4 plastic charge with a chemically-activated igniter, and a pull string taped to the box. Box is opened, ignition engaged, in a few minutes an explosion may be heard in the distance. S/He's dead, you win.

@naldazepeda4349

4 жыл бұрын

Yall need Jesus

@havcc2x63

4 жыл бұрын

Stonks📉

@pg13snipez

Жыл бұрын

@@bluephreakr GG ez

We dont get out packages stolen here. They give us a phone call to tell us the package is coming. If no one is there to collect, it goes back and we have to collect it where ever. Unless you fight the delivery guy(hes pretty beefy) you ain't getting crap.

@stargazer378

4 жыл бұрын

My neighborhood also doesn't have a problem with porch pirates, but for a different reason. My area used to be pretty bad and a neighborhood watch had to be established just for people to sleep soundly. The watch was mainly made up of veterans and their families and built a reputation for quickly and quietly dealing with any criminals that even blinked in the neighborhood's direction. Thanks to them and the city's efforts to improve and clean up, our area greatly improved and crime dropped dramatically. The neighborhood watch task became a bit a a tradition for these families and even thought we dont need it, they still make patrols.

@lilfacebigworld9694

4 жыл бұрын

My town doesn't have an issue of porch pirats due to almost Every one owning guns and private property

@thesos320

4 жыл бұрын

"He's pretty beefy" So, are you talking from experience?

@Ikajo

4 жыл бұрын

In Sweden packages are not left on porches at all...

@thesirensystem

4 жыл бұрын

Same here

Council-Lady is a real life Leslie Knope.

@Richard_Nickerson

4 жыл бұрын

Literally! I can actually picture this scene playing with Amy Poehler in my head.

@noraoleary8582

4 жыл бұрын

Oh. My. God. YES!!

@OneWhoDreamsAwake

4 жыл бұрын

Me out loud: *YEEEEEEEEEEEEES!* Underrated comment!

@akl2k7

4 жыл бұрын

Parks and Rec is a classic.

As if a "godly man" wouldn't do anything wrong 🙄

@Equinerhael

4 жыл бұрын

(Buffalo Diocese intensifies.)

@megamix5403

4 жыл бұрын

Claude Frollo lol

@BestBES

4 жыл бұрын

@@megamix5403 the cruelest Disney villian by far. Hellfire is a jam though

@KC-gf8xe

4 жыл бұрын

The Bible is literally full of "godly men" screwing up and doing wrong. The difference is THEY tended to own up to it. This is also small town favoritism at its finest.

@mentalangel3696

4 жыл бұрын

@@KC-gf8xe yknow why I like atheists? We've never started an actual fucking war. ISIS, the "holy war" aka the crusades, ect

Thanks rSlash, You've gotten me through a few days in hospital. Without you I would have been insanely anxious awaiting on test results and constantly focused on how shite I was feeling. I'm sure you contributed to my quick recovery by lowering my stress levels and making me lol.

12:45 - I can hear genuine poison in his voice and it's so satisfying.

As a Scottish person the way you pronounced Edinburgh honestly hurt a little

@mirrin1135

4 жыл бұрын

Carys B sane!

@johnfkennedyinanopentopcar8976

Жыл бұрын

Yes

@PassiveSmoking

Жыл бұрын

It hurt me too, honestly because I laughed so hard it caused pain.

That first story is how you get re-elected

That purple rain powder works so good for catching sticky-fingered thieves. If you have a cat, though... We had a pure white Persian/Siamese mix that had extremely long hair. I had a bottle of the powder on my desk, and through normal cat behavior she pushed it right over the edge. The plastic lid shattered, dust going all over the wood floor, and cat of course had to check it out for herself. I came home to a giant purple stain on the floor and a trail of purple footprints all through the house (and this stuff does NOT come out of the flooring), and a Joker suit colored cat who had activated the powder by self-cleaning.

A porch pirate getting a healthy dose of the Mark Rober treatment always feels so good.

“The trees are dead.” Hehehehehheheheheheeheheheheh

@SmonkTheGreat

4 жыл бұрын

Whew that's the last time they speak vietnamese

@Saturn.argo.

4 жыл бұрын

So sad no treelaw in that case

@NghiaNguyen-hq2im

4 жыл бұрын

Wait what

As a former city worker, I was appalled to hear how OP and OPs' wife in the first story were treated glad to hear they were financially compensated for "Richards" bullshit and that lazy asshole "Richard" lost his job. Also good on the council woman for her part in the story.

Need some sweetness for my revenge coffee this morning ☕️

Just to say coz you mentioned my city...it's pronounced "Edinburuh"...not Edinburg...yay Scottish dialect

@totalhufflepuff203

4 жыл бұрын

I love Scottish dialect.

@mirrin1135

4 жыл бұрын

Heather McIntosh yeah! I’m fae glasgow but I of course still know how to say it!

@jjohnston94

4 жыл бұрын

And of course you have the most Scottish sounding name. Reminds me of that UPS ad where the guy is driving all over Scotland looking for Angus MacKenzie.

@heathermcintosh8966

4 жыл бұрын

@@jjohnston94 honestly my middle name makes me look sound a posh Scottish person but I don't actually have much of a Scottish accent compared to my brother's Stewart and Scott McIntosh

@GamerGrovyle

4 жыл бұрын

I was told Edin-BRAH when I visited.

I'm sorry, "Salty Balls 2020", that just cracked me up.

Guy: *Steals package* OP: SO YOU HAVE CHOSEN TO BECOME A SMURF?? Guy: *Gets turned into a giant smurf* OP's kids: Haha. You're a Smurf! Middle of nowhere: *Smurf song starts playing*

@Jboneabs3445

4 жыл бұрын

Crickets chirping "cricket cricket

This is so much better than the Reddit computer voice videos I usually listen to

first story, the ending of that was awesome, the government lady was doing her job and punishing corruption, that's amazing, this is what good people look like, as long as her and others like her exist, there is hope in the world!

Ah rslash edinburgh is pronunced "edin-burrow"

@mirrin1135

4 жыл бұрын

Knee Grow yup! As a Scottish person I can confirm

@Bexinmo

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you

@IceRezi

4 жыл бұрын

It made me physically cringe hearing it

@mirrin1135

4 жыл бұрын

Aisu same

@stevendocker6331

4 жыл бұрын

Not the first time hes butchered the pronunciation of a UK city lol

Hah! The sewage victim... it's not just in the US. Years ago, I bought a house in London and, long story short, almost the same thing except that there was a tap into the main sewage line but it had been broken by the builders who'd worked on the house before I bought it. The same builders also worked on two houses next door whose sewage outlets joined my outlet just before the tap - which meant that when the next door place was sold, sewage started to back up and entered into my property leaking into the basement. It was disgusting. The sewage not only leaked into my basement but also flooded up and out onto the street, flowing down the hill. People were complaining but the builder refused to fix the problem citing some obscure by-laws claiming it was my problem. It was going to cost about £25k for me to get fixed as London streets are complex with a lot of gas, electricity, cable, telephone junctions etc.etc. lines all criss-crossing beneath the streets and pavements. I didn't have that sort of money having just bought a house. I spent a considerable amount of time getting the local council to pump out my basement (after all, it was not my sewage) and dumping gallon bottles of bleach into the basement afterwards. Now, in the UK, we have a "search" mechanism which means that any property buyer is informed of any problems with, say, an airport about to be built next door, or with services not working and so on and so on. I lodged a complaint about the sewers with the local council which meant that any prospective buyer of the third property would discover problems in the search and the builder would have a problem selling that property. Sure enough, after three months of suffering blow files and the stench, the builders could not sell the third property (which covered some costs and a bit of profit) and had to come out and fix the outlets into the main sewer before they could make the sale. I watched as a very disgruntled builder carefully dug a hole in the London clay around all the services, literally with a trowel so as not to damage anything - with the local council also keeping a beady eye on the work. It was a little compensation for the hassle I'd gone through.

@tylorthegoat

3 жыл бұрын

Bro u wrote a whole college thesis

@nikkiofthevalley

3 жыл бұрын

@@tylorthegoat Lol, those things are this, times about 300

I love your voice when you mock how the bad guys talk. Gets me every time LOLOL

My grandma was a victim of a porch pirate. She was very popular in the neighborhood because she sold crocheted items (ie blankets and hats and stuff). She's about 58, so she installed a camera on the front door. A teenage boy, about 16 or 17, was seen stealing her package. (What a 16-17 year old boy needs yarn for I have no idea.) My grandma knew him, so she told his grandma. He got a big lecture and sent to juvy

8:13 my jaw dropped. thats a fairy godmother

12:51 Heheh "Salty Balls." Yeah yeah I'm being a kid.

"The Richard Story" sounds like 'Philadelphia Politics'

Best part of the porch pirate story was the kids yelling "Smurf!"

"Edinburgh" is not pronounce Edin-berg. It's Edin-burra.

@Richard_Nickerson

4 жыл бұрын

He's consistently bad with pronunciation of names.

@connormcg8543

4 жыл бұрын

Too right Americans canny pronounce anything

@Richard_Nickerson

4 жыл бұрын

@@connormcg8543 To be fair, a town spelled that way in the US would likely be pronounced how he pronounced it. I honestly learned how to pronounce Edinburgh from Braveheart as a kid. They kept saying it one way, the location card in the movie spelled it seemingly another way, and I just pieced it together at like age 9.

@AodhanBulger

4 жыл бұрын

@@connormcg8543 Our English is bland, soz

@Faunana

4 жыл бұрын

Damn, I've been pronouncing it "edin-bruh"

Hey guys in Mark Rober's video(s) he made a glitter bomb for porch pirates you should go watch it. Watch the first version before the upgraded one. He used to work for NASA He's a really cool dude and smart go sub to him

@NoFlyZone31

4 жыл бұрын

Avenue 522 Don’t forget his giant nerf gun, and his snowball machine gun, and giant water gun.

@saltysnowboi

4 жыл бұрын

Damn that’s cool or whatever but I think I might have memory issues because *I don’t remember asking.*

@matankesselman456

4 жыл бұрын

He made 2 videos of those

@c001Ba30nDuD

4 жыл бұрын

It's funny how people reply if they asked yet it's A PUBLIC COMMENT SECTION. You don't have to ask for shit.

@MadamEveryone

3 жыл бұрын

No one cares bot

That council woman was the embodiment of Leslie Knope. I'd vote for her.

My father was a LOT like the father in the second story, except he never bragged about that stuff. Hell, he never talked about anything from the past. Not his family, not his time in the air Force, not even how he met my mom. Any languages other than English were FORBIDDEN. We divorced him over a year ago, as it was just getting worse and my panic attacks became almost constant. (Nowadays, it used to be so normal, I sometimes can't tell I'm having one). And, again, unlike op's story, the church didn't take his side. Our current pastor had met him ONCE, my father decided he didn't like the "new one" and stopped going to church. (thank you whatever Gods are out there) And during the divorce process, us kids (unwillingly) helped him move out, and to a new city. He took his cat, which was my favorite as she liked to hide under blankets, and in the next few months, he'd stop by for some reason or another. Until we finally told him: either give us a heads up, or we'll call the cops next time.

I just love the time difference. You upload without fail exactly as I leave work, and I have my redditor fix while walking home 😊😊 thank you!

I’m the kind of person who plays with pens and constantly brakes them, pen ink on ur skin.... TIMES 50!!! Oh dang that’s never coming off, even with soap

OMG, the first story is EXACTLY the same thing that happened to me! OP, you're not alone.

Porch pirate: *exist* Mark rober: im bout to end this man's whole career

*It's a trap intensifies*

@AspectDuck

3 жыл бұрын

Finally, somebody with the same thought process as me

Dear rSlash, i have been a loyal subscriber for months now and had been binging your videos every day. I really enjoy them and they make me really happy. But recently i have reached an end. i have watched EVERY SINGLE ONE of your videos. So obviously now i have to wait for more videos but i don't think that's very fair being the amount of time i sacrificed to watch your videos. i have failed many classes and almost failed a grade because i love your videos so much. so how about you start making more videos or i will sue. thank you!

I found these stories intensely satisfying, Thank You.

Thanks you. THANK YOU!!! For doing a video with more than 1 story and longer than 10:03 minutes!!! So many channels have just cut vids to 1 quick “must get to the time limit” and done. So THANKS!!!

Him: our beautiful backyard is sh- KZread: HOLD UP *puts an ad in* there we go

I think this was double pro revenge from the OP and specially from the councilwoman. But yeah she used this to get a clear shot on the bastard and she paid them extra for it which is always nice

Ahaha Edingburg, ok r-slash. At least you tried 😂

Haha the grandson just steal the packages! Simply hilarious story! This just gave me new ideas for my new video 😂

Isn’t like all revenge sweet to someone “Creeper, awww me - dead meme”

@MrLaPrune1337

4 жыл бұрын

creeper

@im_the_fucked_up_kid6254

4 жыл бұрын

@@MrLaPrune1337 aww man

@saltysnowboi

4 жыл бұрын

N o

@c0l4cat

4 жыл бұрын

creeper

@mtgjuice8107

4 жыл бұрын

aww man

I wonder if there's a prorevenge within the prorevenge like the first one? Link me up to reddit if you know one.

"Smurf!" That is priceless!

That second one felt nuclear, but completely justified.

12:35 More like *revenge is a dish best served family*

Ijust notice that the subtitles can OP "Opie". Somehow it's a lot cuter than just plain old OP.

The defense attorney one was almost as if it could come straight out of 'Better Call Saul' XD

I bet that porch pirate was feeling ‘blue’ for quite a while !😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

Title of this video: Mark rober: am I a joke to you?

@thomasriddle1952

4 жыл бұрын

Aha, a friend

11:41 Edanberg?! Edd-in-burr-roh

@Jonathan27172

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@balabim3628

4 жыл бұрын

My thoughts exactly ^^

I’m so happy about that first story!

I imagined the counsil being Leslie knope and Richard as Jeremy Jamm 😂

11:41 Edinburg? EDINBURG?! Dear rSlash, how could you! Next video: R/amithea**hole? Am I the a** hole for miss pronouncing "Edinburgh " as "Edin-burg" (and not Edin-bruh)" in one of my KZread videos? - rSlash

@hidden_animator522

4 жыл бұрын

JamiePhonic to be fair, the way it’s pronounced is due to a regional dialect, rSlash isn’t from that country and so that kind of thing wouldn’t be quite natural to him.

Religious authority....yeah people who say that are going to hell as nobody can speak for God

@NaliTikva

4 жыл бұрын

But aren't you trying to speak for God by making that comment?

@mastatheif9909

4 жыл бұрын

@@NaliTikva no, as I'm not speaking for God, I'm saying what happens when you speak for God

@NaliTikva

4 жыл бұрын

@@mastatheif9909 And how do you know that?

@mastatheif9909

4 жыл бұрын

@@NaliTikva because nobody can speak for God, so says his son

@NaliTikva

4 жыл бұрын

@@mastatheif9909 You're joking right? you're a poe?

Love this channel so much, listen to it all day at work.

Haha syke you thought it was an amazon package but it was actually a package bomb

me: *[puts active BEAR TRAP in box and carefully fills it with packing peanuts]* package theif: *[steals it]* me: *[snickers evilly]* *[package theif opens box and starts removing packing peanuts]* *[BEAR TRAP SNAPS]* this might sound a little extreme but, I would do this just so package thieves would learn to NEVER steal again

11:41 He really said "Edin Burg" 😂😂😂😂

@DabbaIsCool

4 жыл бұрын

Rory Stimpson, I know I’m creasing 🤣

@Rstimp

4 жыл бұрын

@@DabbaIsCool it's so funny when Americans try and say our place names

@OmniscientWarrior

4 жыл бұрын

Not his fault that he can't read invisible letters.

@Rstimp

4 жыл бұрын

@@OmniscientWarrior So you're telling me he can't say "Knife, Nestle, Sword" cool story bro.

@sugaar659

4 жыл бұрын

Those letters are clearly there though, you just don’t read them. It’s a bit different when they’re not actually there.

Snurf!!! LMAO

I appreciate you posting daily

2nd story: Daily reminder that ACAB.

@anaconde6312

4 жыл бұрын

Period

Where in hell is "Edinburg?" xD It's pronounced more like "Ed-in-bruh." :P

@LittleMilkJug

4 жыл бұрын

Not even that...it is Edin bo rah..more or less.

@EctoTron1

4 жыл бұрын

ninjabreadman1993r I was on holiday in New York a few years back and when I was going through JFK airport coming home one of the TSA workers called it Eeeding-burg. I thought to myself “oh my god! You work at an airport, learn some bloody geography!”

@Darranis_Kuningasverinen

4 жыл бұрын

Germany i believe

@ninjabreadman1993r

4 жыл бұрын

@@LittleMilkJug Not really, no. That's how a lot of people in the south of England say it, but the people who live there pronounce it as if it's "bruh." If you say it slowly, then yes, it goes bo-rah, but if you say it at a normal pace, most people who say it correctly tent to cut out the o. And yeah, EctoTron, it just seems that Americans either don't know or don't care how to pronounce English words properly. :P The amount of times I hear Americans mispronouncing English places, or even English curses like "Bollocks" and "twat" makes me want to throttle them. BOH-lucks, not BOW-lucks! Tw-AH-t, not tw-o-t! How hard is it?! xD

@matankesselman456

4 жыл бұрын

Scotland

The story about the councillor who helped her constituent shows why, for all its flaws, democracy is the best thing man has managed to invent since we discovered fire. Good for him for volunteering in her next campaign!

That trap package fiasco can almost pass as wholesome, I think.

I watched mark rober do that kind of thing

Ooh jeez, that's gonna leave a stain! As always, thank you so much for the bedtime stories every night! Much love from your favourite Aussie! =P «3

@BobSmith-qn3ii

3 жыл бұрын

Hello fellow paid actor xD online I actually encountered someone that thought that... *idiot*

Your videos are the last thing I watch before going to bed

The porch pirate story sounds like that one guy who makes package traps lol

Can’t wait till one of those is a bomb

@regine587

4 жыл бұрын

Crazed Z Just wait Just Wait

@26qbik

4 жыл бұрын

@Jose Rivera For anyone wondering the video is a rick roll

@m45t3roffury9

4 жыл бұрын

Ive memorized the link

@tuan.2.3

4 жыл бұрын

Jose Rivera bro you actually got me man, what the hell. Lucky for me I found Mark Rober’s video: kzread.info/dash/bejne/oWqky7aAZajKmLQ.html

you should make a video on r/confidentlyincorrect

After watching a ton of these videos I have found that the word "livid" seems to be everyone's favorite word. I hear it in nearly every video.

OP in the first story was SO lucky. Good for him!!

Ohh, im early. 5 secs after upload. My new record.

19 seconds ago come up with something creative-!

I know a lady who got revenge. They kept their finances separate during their marriage. He made a ton of money and spent all of it. She made a lot less money, but she was the one who paid for household stuff like groceries. She also had a bunch saved, because she was responsible. He took half of her savings in the divorce. Afterwards, she called the feds anonymously to report some shady things she knew about him (mainly assets he hid in the divorce). The ensuing investigation uncovered worse shady things she didn’t know about (defrauded the government). He went to prison.

Rofl, the Smurf line is what pushed it over the edge - I just lost it at that!

*waits for the video hits it as soon as it comes out"

The world could use a bit more shame.

In my country the package absolutely HAS to be delivered to a person. If the addressee is not home, they try the neigbours and leave a note in your mailbox stating they delivered it to number so-and-so. If that method fails, the delivery man/woman takes the backage back with them and drops it off at a local postal point for you to pick up later. Love the service!

The last OP should’ve got his old boss hired and then rescinded the offer 🤣

11:42 what the heck did you say that’s not how pronounce that it’s pronounced Ed in ber o

@chxnge1952

4 жыл бұрын

more like e din bruh

Petition: get a real female to read the female parts, rslashes female voice is beyond creepy

@Shadowfate93

4 жыл бұрын

Except for his Karen voice His Karen voice is perfect

That first story has a great ending. An elected official who takes the public servant part of the job seriously. You love to see it

Very enjoyable selection of stories today. Great job.