If he's banned from using sign language, she should be banned from talking.

@robertsimon2885

4 жыл бұрын

SalvadorDali22 Hell, she should be banned from living.

@MisterHands-eh3ps

4 жыл бұрын

Robert Simon *life subscription expired*

@lyvolic

4 жыл бұрын

The best comments are the underrated ones.

@epsilon-eleven

4 жыл бұрын

He should have written entirely in a language she doesn't speak. After all, if he's not allowed to use his first language, she shouldn't be allowed to either.

@JustSomeWarRobots

4 жыл бұрын

SavagE 100

Karen: “You only have ONE child-“ Mom: “and ONE arm”

@brittanymachuga1152

4 жыл бұрын

Dude this is epic 😂😂😂

@Random-ne7uv

4 жыл бұрын

I imagine boss music when Karen realizes what she did

@konopikachuda4881

4 жыл бұрын

@Random Stuff lol what kind of boss music I wanna know

@frnq7987

4 жыл бұрын

*who waits for antivax,VSCO,flat earther,"I want to speak to your manager"haircut KAREN* That would be a super karen

@leilavinson7022

4 жыл бұрын

I imagine op’s mom using the hook and someone yelling ROUND 2 FIGHT

Karen: *spawns minions Mother: *uses hidden blade The spectators: Outstanding move!

@thedeskman08

2 жыл бұрын

Way too underrated

@AtomickPhoenix

2 жыл бұрын

Assassins creed be like

@purpleengiegaming

2 жыл бұрын

So basically pokemon

@euclodies1719

2 жыл бұрын

League of legends

@angryasfman9077

2 жыл бұрын

Assassin's Creed in a nutshell

The kid who was caught in the custody war. Holy heck. Dude has had a rough go of things but I sympathize with his mindset

@Mighty-Talon_The-Arctic_Wolf

2 жыл бұрын

@Yuusha I was the same I sympathize heavily with the mind of op

@bostonrailfan2427

2 жыл бұрын

don’t be upset, the story fell apart at the end when he mentioned court mandated Skype calling

@womanslayer069

2 жыл бұрын

That shit happened me on 2015 it was a similar history (instead of the oart of the kidnapping and all that came after) till this day my mom says me that my father is a pos and to not believe what he says or do ( he only have words) my father has proof and actually im thinking my mom is insane and unfortunately she is an alcoholic (im 18 btw she is 52)

@matthewrivard2008

2 жыл бұрын

Also he only made bad decisions becuase a. Bad mom and b. Literally lacked the mental capacity

@cheezitmaster2312

2 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: Defaming a child’s parent maliciously to the child is called Parental Alienation, which is technically child abuse!

I died when he said “wait I left you a voicemail, did you not hear it?” about the deaf person story

@lqstdragon1500

4 жыл бұрын

ItzHoustonT, ohhh I just got that, 9 minutes in.

@senacario5942

4 жыл бұрын

DARK HUMOR LOL

@pinguerzancos5543

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine the mother trying to sing in a voicemail

@pinguerzancos5543

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine the mother trying to sing in the voicemail

@foshe

4 жыл бұрын

Omg I just got that LOL

"Crazy Entitled Mother Rips of my Prosthetic Arm!" Guy in thumbnail: *Bleeds*

@aleksakomlenovic2419

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Mega-ft9ns

4 жыл бұрын

BEEP The Robot I thought it meant literal arm and i was like WHAT IS SHE THE HULK?!?

@anita7975

4 жыл бұрын

Clickbait :3

@spaghettigum

4 жыл бұрын

@@deirdretejam3659 you dont understand because you are stupid

@mugenokami2201

4 жыл бұрын

Mega 9563 thank you for the nightmares to come

"I'm brawlling all her kids... it lasted 30 seconds" me before that imagining an anime fight 6yr old OP, "Oh you're approaching me, multiple children" but then the fight ends and he says "oh"

@tomdabomb6197

3 жыл бұрын

I imagined something like doom eternal XD

@Loki.God.Of.Mischief

3 жыл бұрын

I killed them...ONLY THE YOUNGLINGS THIS TIME😈

@cowking2870

3 жыл бұрын

As he narrated it I imagined Golden Wind playing.

@Kara-oe4ul

3 жыл бұрын

Welcome to watch mojo we are placing are top picks for top 10 greatest anime fight's

@condude2464

2 жыл бұрын

You thought it was good reply you wanted, BUT IT WAS ME, DIO!

I was born with my heart condition and by my adult age, my condition was so bad that my heart was in the final stages of failure meaning I was extremely weak walking around the grocery store was a chore, and walking into my college was so difficult I got handicap passes. I had a transplant 1 + plus ago and am now perfectly healthy but the lady with the arm story gives me major flashbacks to all the a**holes that pulled that sh*t on me because I'm like in my early 20's and a heart defect isn't visible. The number of times I had to deal with entitled people who thought that their two bags of books or art projects were more valid reasons to have my handicap spot is ridiculous. Seriously what happened to basic common decency.

@feetuber9162

3 жыл бұрын

Thats sad

@calcv617

3 жыл бұрын

Thank goodness your better

@igobyfewnames1104

3 жыл бұрын

That's sad

@igobyfewnames1104

3 жыл бұрын

That's sad.

@vardmardrhrolfskogr9009

3 жыл бұрын

Entitlement🤷‍♂️

When the EM ripped M's prosthetic arm off and only the pointy part was left on her hand i thought that EM would go like "SHE HAS A KNIFE, IM CALLING THE POLICE!!"

@skolped-7781

4 жыл бұрын

Navi I was waiting for that too.

@cooperd.7215

4 жыл бұрын

I thought she was about to say she stabbed the Karen with it

@benshapiro4597

4 жыл бұрын

Hey, listen!

@heroslippy6666

4 жыл бұрын

Navi: Watch Out!

@Googlethetakerofram

4 жыл бұрын

Navi pls stop talking to me I’m trying to slay Ganon!

"One kid cried. Parents got worked up. I died laughing and my mother was asked never to give a speech again." I lost it :-D

@cassanovax8368

4 жыл бұрын

Bro that mom is such a legend for that situation and the parking lot one.

@13bgunbunny42

4 жыл бұрын

@Nine Tailed Fox It took a while but eventually I did :-)

@mattwoodard2535

4 жыл бұрын

I think that speak should be given every year. It clearly shows what can happen and there is no way the kids will forget it. sm

@havocnationriders755

4 жыл бұрын

I was thinking come on its Halloween quit being little snowflakes and man up, it was a joke parents got all butthurt about lol

@robynnicolehenton9794

4 жыл бұрын

The dude is the first comment on this video Craig baker his mom is a beast 😂😂😂

The one armed mom sounds like she would be a fun mom.

@max-UH-million

3 жыл бұрын

When it said the rod on the prosthetic arm was sharp I automatically thought WEAPON OBTAINED

@JosieJOK

2 жыл бұрын

@@max-UH-million Yeah, I was hoping she’d beat the EM over the head with it!

@ss-uy9rl

2 жыл бұрын

@@JosieJOK 1000 Combat XP BOSS DEFEATED 250 GEMS 10000 COINS SKILL UNLOCKED: KAREN BANISHER

@gachinx

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr!

@shadamy4ever212

2 жыл бұрын

You’d be surprised how many amputees have an amazing sense of humor.

Y'all remember in that Lab Rats episode when aliens kidnapped principal Perry, then ejected her back to earth with the note "If this human represents your kind, then forget us. We're moving onto Mars."? Yeah, now I feel that moment would show up one day or another.

@enderkittenx-d5921

2 жыл бұрын

I loved the show lab rats and yes I remember that

@roberts4406

2 жыл бұрын

I remember that along with every single second of the show

@eksboks148

11 ай бұрын

​@@enderkittenx-d5921same

@eksboks148

11 ай бұрын

What's funny is i didn't remember the name at first but for some reason the name perry always stuck with me from that show from like 8 years ago, so after seeing "principal Perry" i was like OH SHIT-

I love the ‘Karen’ voice he automatically goes into whenever, you know, a Karen speaks...

@ryanp8214

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@jaskaranmehta8715

4 жыл бұрын

No, this is a common mistake but that is actually a secret recording that this person somehow always has of the incident. So it's the real "Karen" hiding behind the recording

@geninabennett4219

4 жыл бұрын

Same and it’s amazing

@broflix9920

4 жыл бұрын

Dang it Karen!

@nathanielnorton3991

4 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of redditor

The one-armed mother using a Monty Python Black Knight reference/quote is GENIUS!!! XD

@hannikito

4 жыл бұрын

Bloodwraith6 😂😂😂

@madman3010

4 жыл бұрын

69 likes, I won’t mess this up for you buster.

@crocodile3805

4 жыл бұрын

@@hannikito 7⁷⁷ui

@lollul7130

4 жыл бұрын

169 likes now baby

@lollul7130

4 жыл бұрын

Meanman 169 now

11:34 wow, I never knew that having 6 kids is considered a disability 🤯

@spicy1945

3 жыл бұрын

having a prosthetic brain is

@qbertgaming9121

3 жыл бұрын

@@spicy1945 Jeeezzz dude

@michaelrobertson4896

2 жыл бұрын

@@spicy1945 (insert epic burn gif here)

@jaredjosephsongheng372

2 жыл бұрын

@@spicy1945 Emotional Damage

@aqacefan

2 жыл бұрын

Obviously so... Karen didn't have enough function in her legs to be able keep them together.

"welcome to r/entitledparents were an entitled mother rips an arm off a disabled person" i'm sorry, what?

@SomeCNDNGuy

3 жыл бұрын

Fatality

@docshort4687

3 жыл бұрын

+50 silent kill +100 gore

I think he needs to tell his *mom* “I don’t want to live with you anymore”

@Volker_A4

4 жыл бұрын

That doesn't work

@Nightmare-Stricken

4 жыл бұрын

Yall ever just lick drywall to get high af and then crawl with your head as a thrust to move forward to a bar and then get drunk and wake up in an entirely different, third world country ruled by a communist dictator?

@charlessarphie7962

4 жыл бұрын

... Yep.

@hornse897

4 жыл бұрын

Ro n bro same

@toniettebrown3494

4 жыл бұрын

He needs counseling to work out his mom issues

That "come on then." that her mom said after Karen ripped off her arm was GLORIOUS!! Sounded just like an action movie hero line.

@terramarini6880

3 жыл бұрын

Monty Python, Holy Grail, quote from the black knight

@ronstreet6706

2 жыл бұрын

@@terramarini6880 my thoughts exactly!

@omegadragons321

Жыл бұрын

@@terramarini6880 ‘tis just a flesh wound!!

*"Karen rallies her spawn"* *Oh my god I'm wheezing-*

"my mom was asked ot never give a speech again" what a loss XD shes a legend for that stunt Xd

@Brock_Lee501

Жыл бұрын

Riiiiiiight

First story pissed me off. They essentially abandoned this person!

@wastelandlegocheem

4 жыл бұрын

Karens are triggers for sane people.

Disabled Person: *Has Prosthetic Arm* EM: "Wait, that's illegal."

@KillerOstrich

4 жыл бұрын

I'd go with a Well yes, but actually no

@strikerplays4513

4 жыл бұрын

I would say *impossible*

@funkitout7661

4 жыл бұрын

How about: *Somethings wrong, I can feel it* for the disabled person

@strikerplays4513

4 жыл бұрын

@@funkitout7661 i would use hol up

@antsam21cole53

4 жыл бұрын

Police: Wait Thats Legal

I can't tell you how much respect I have for a mom who throws out a headbutt. Awesome, but also nobody wins with a headbutt.

When I was a kid, our neighbor was this really sweet man, his wife, EM, and their kid, EK. I had two sisters, and out of them, I was the lonely, lively one who never got along with the two others; I got along with EM and EK pretty well, and they both liked me a lot. EK got very annoying very fast, demanding I gave him my toys (which was a single hulla hoop as both my sisters kept the other ones for themselves) and crying if I didn't. One time, I was alone in our shared garden (yes, that is a thing; both our houses had a door leading to a garden our house separated in two with a palisade.), My sisters playing in front of the house and my parents working. EK demands that I lend him my toy, I refuse, and we go back and forth pointlessly until his mom comes over. She starts shouting at me, and ever so calmly I gave her a piece of my nine-year-old mind. I go back home, lock the door behind me, toy still in hands, and feel satisfied- and she's still utterly baffled in the garden. Later that day, mom comes to see me, since she works from home and ate lunch in the garden, letting dad take care of feeding us all, where EM was lurking to wait for me to come out again. Mom started by scolding me about being mean to adults, making sure the neighbor could hear through the open window, then she took me to the kitchen, gave me chocolate, told me to keep it a secret from my sisters and praised me for ruining the bitch's day. Needless to say, that was a good day.

@empresscrafts689

3 жыл бұрын

as you should👏👏

@Seismitoad3

3 жыл бұрын

Love the end!

@ExtemTheHedgehogLol

3 жыл бұрын

-GG, EM-

@death7863

3 жыл бұрын

CHOCOLATE the best gift to a kid

@haibai1766

3 жыл бұрын

You have an awesome mom!

i was watching rSlash when rSlash posted a video

@MichaelThomson-oc7rh

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah Boii same

@hduquette1

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@amaniabbass4770

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@axel-phillips9046

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah Boii

@moistymonke2254

4 жыл бұрын

Me too

She should've picked up the arm and said to Karen,, "come on then, I'm armed now!"

@white_ninja9828

3 жыл бұрын

“But your arm’s off!” “No it’s not.” “Yes, it is!” “Tis but a scratch.”

@parkertdm1652

3 жыл бұрын

This is why you always carry a pocket knife, if she takes your arm, you take hers.

@RedOdqan

3 жыл бұрын

tf so true

About that last one- "YoU oNlY hAvE oNe ChIlD" A good comeback would be: "Yes, I only have 1 child, and also 1 arm."

@tearstoneactual9773

3 жыл бұрын

One-armed woman in an ass kicking contest!

@gachinx

2 жыл бұрын

"And you have only one braincell"

@williampoulter4396

2 жыл бұрын

Nice copied comment!

@cyanideytandcuriousseadogg4160

2 жыл бұрын

You have 6 times as many kids as tenths of braincells would have been a good comeback

Wow its rare to get a mom that brave to laugh at her life long condition with putting on the horrble details (and not getting sued by Karens) trully a legend

EM: tell ur dad ur don’t like him OP: I see that the council has already made their decision. But since it’s a stupida** decision, I’ve elected to ignore it.

@arandompersononyoutube6447

3 жыл бұрын

T O P H A T S A N S

@samflower4534

3 жыл бұрын

i understood that reference ;)

@dinosaurgodivan4004

3 жыл бұрын

Avengers

@dinosaurgodivan4004

3 жыл бұрын

Assemble

@sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee7548

2 жыл бұрын

Autobots

"Such is the human race, often it seems a pity that Noah didn't miss the boat" -Mark Twain

@overfailed3639

3 жыл бұрын

That's why we have r/NoahGetTheBoat! To lure back Noah and do his job properly!

@parkertdm1652

3 жыл бұрын

It is truly a pity that we ever started existing.

@angelmartine8645

3 жыл бұрын

13:55 I can’t stop imagining op just squaring up and tackling the kids like in cartoons

@ollidragon3146

3 жыл бұрын

this quote is the source of the noah, get the boat meme.

@tomsmith6379

3 жыл бұрын

Considering primate potential intelligence I don't get why the gorillas didn't throw the humans off and let the orangutans drive

Can that person with divorced parents write a book? His telling is so interesting!!!

I love that disabled mom and treating that hook/ blade on her stub like it was a hidden weapon. If I was in that kind of situation I doubt I’d be able to make a joke like that.

Imagine fighting someone and their arm falls off to reveal a built in shank and they threaten you with it *shivers*

@ultinato6799

4 жыл бұрын

Yar Har Fiddle Dee Dee Being A Pirate Is Alright With Me!

@tinuvielthefair81

4 жыл бұрын

69 likes

@trapwrk

3 жыл бұрын

Nah I would have a sword as hand

@renhey9979

3 жыл бұрын

@@ultinato6799 ah the life

@Da-choppa

2 жыл бұрын

Built. In. Shank. MAKE IT HAPPEN

Man that divorce one was harsh. Makes me all the more determined to never do that to my future kids.

@nicholaspeters9919

4 жыл бұрын

Benjamin Gibson Well, make sure that you have really worked things out with your spouse before even so much as CONSIDERING kids.

@waterlily7903

4 жыл бұрын

I mean most divorces aren’t like the one in the story, and most of the time you can’t predict that in 20 yrs ur going to hate each other So honestly, that dad in the story did everything he could’ve, and if u ever play that role, just know that it rly wasn’t ur fault (-from a kid who’s parents divorced after 25 yrs and 2 kids, lots of love)

@ThePinkRubber

4 жыл бұрын

@@nicholaspeters9919 well, my mum got married to a man that she didn't know at all. My mum was getting her name put in a newspaper looking for date by her friends as a joke because she broke off with her boyfriend because her dad didn't agree with him as her boyfriend was a cop. Not long after, a man from different island, about hundreds kilometer away, suddenly pop out in front of her house, saying that he want to propose her. They went on an hour interview, and i don't know why, my mom and her parents agreed. Mind you, he was no one back then, no job, not a handsome guy, very skinny, and look just like ordinary lower class person. He went back to his hometown, with no way of communication at all, a week later, he came back and set everything ready. They finally married a day after, and they are still together for more than 30 years. I thought this was bs, but every single relatives of mine always told the same. In the end, i just want to say that yes, you wouldn't know what will happen in the next 20 years, but that doesn't necessarily have to be a bad thing

@waterlily7903

4 жыл бұрын

Monkey King damn that’s actually a real cute story, congrats for them ^^ It’s things like that that make you kind of believe in fate

I love that mother with the prosthetic arm at the end. Seeing people who have wonderful relationships with their parents just makes me so happy to see.

We need to give that Op's mom a "hand" for the epic halloween story

@xALLIBEARx

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

I'm pretty sure, right after "Mum" said, "Don't get involved in my fights." she turned away and smiled proudly, her heart warmed by the fact that her son started fighting to protect her.

Mom: "Come on then" Op: "i wish i was old enough to realise just how hilarious that was..." *I died*

@woodedled6996

4 жыл бұрын

May you rest in peace....

@desiterdane4286

4 жыл бұрын

R.I.P

@justafurrywithinternet317

4 жыл бұрын

What is funny about this

@thegetrktshow

4 жыл бұрын

shank shank

@yaboi5932

4 жыл бұрын

Tis but a scratch

Good Lord, this kids mom is all types of awesome.

that dude's mom's patience is literally on different levels, even if she popped off later tho

I’m imagining that mum saying “come on then” like the Black Knight in Monty Python

@theslashmanrc7503

3 жыл бұрын

What are you gonna do, bleed on me? "TIS BUT A SCRATCH!" or "TIS BUT A FLESH WOUND!"

@nickkurzy2246

3 жыл бұрын

Have at you!

@mistereyeball2479

3 жыл бұрын

Alright. We’ll call it a draw

@katelynruth31

3 жыл бұрын

"Look ya bastard, you got no dignity left!"

@katelynruth31

3 жыл бұрын

Entitled Person: "I'm invincible!!" Everyone else: "You're a loony."

"An entitled mother rips the arm off a disabled person." Who tf does she think she is? Beowulf?

@thebravebobo5116

4 жыл бұрын

I would think Beowulf is nicer

@b.f.2461

4 жыл бұрын

Nice ref.

@caramelkissez8318

4 жыл бұрын

Fighiting grendil

@Red-tail-haux

2 жыл бұрын

Ficking hell I just got the rwby reference

@sirifjfjdjsjdufjdjdjdcjcjd3157

2 жыл бұрын

Beowulf ecr/tcr

Even though your mom is in the wrong even harder, I have to imagine that both of your parents were being immature, and involving you too much in things you shouldn't have had to worry about. You remind me of me.

That first lady would probably get mad at other people speaking their native language because _"It's ride not to include me in conversations"_

Video: 10 mins ago. Comments: 15 mins ago. HMMMMMM...

@VintageRose_05

4 жыл бұрын

Me:14 years ago A fetus

@instant8399

4 жыл бұрын

r/hmmm

@gone3305

4 жыл бұрын

Impossible Time Travel

@gregorygolub3315

4 жыл бұрын

Back to the future: KZread Edition

@bowvauls2210

4 жыл бұрын

HeLo IaM YoUtUbE AnD I DeFo DoNoT dRiNk

Imagine if there was an entitled person with a KZread channel who rants about rslash and how he is a entitled person 😂 if only...

@VK-ve5dj

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh moment

@irenerandazzo4206

4 жыл бұрын

Omg i will do that! As a comedy gig. It would be a good idea 😂😂😂

@DarkDreamsAndMoonlitNights

4 жыл бұрын

Tempted to do it as a parody.

@Bladedcloud6159

4 жыл бұрын

That would be illuminaughti. Another reddit youtuber who claimed rslash got famous by using bots for his subs.

@chubb3034

4 жыл бұрын

*in entitled person voice* RSLASH IS THE *WORST* KZreadR ON THE PLANET, HE *CORRUPTS* OUR YOUTH

"how old are you?" "Whatever years old."

My fave line: “then she let me hv way to many donuts”

i love the mom with the prosthetic arm says " come on then " and points the sharp hook at Karen tbh if that was my mom she would be my hero to

@spicy1945

3 жыл бұрын

what if you could choose your own mother?

You had to mime things? That sounds like sign language with extra steps

@aikologic

4 жыл бұрын

Should've told her she can't talk because it's rude and excludes her from the conversation.

@2gamers21

4 жыл бұрын

Like mr. Mime

@carbonwolf1087

4 жыл бұрын

@@2gamers21 mis. mime but every thing else was spot on

@MrOof-ob8uw

4 жыл бұрын

Answer this: If you can only do sign language with one arm, is that a speech impediment or an accent?

@tangerinetech5300

4 жыл бұрын

@@MrOof-ob8uw it's God telling you to shut the fuck up

person: has clear proof they are disabled, a cane, metal leg, multiple stitches on their chest and a handicap license plate karen: OMG YOUR FAKING

@ElFrogge

2 жыл бұрын

Karen and her spawn no you can't be disabled when we are around! Any sensible person stfu

@Brock_Lee501

Жыл бұрын

But, it wasn’t very obvious.

OP's mum is amazing. Especially the education of the kids about the dangers of playing around trains.

Mom: *Lost her arm in fight* Me: NOTHING BUT A SMALL SCRATCH

@vivimannequin

4 жыл бұрын

Tis but a scratch

@Helperbot-2000

4 жыл бұрын

@@vivimannequin stole my thought XD

@spyr0guy

4 жыл бұрын

Have at you!

@Jinxanator66

4 жыл бұрын

@@vivimannequin a scratch?! Your whole arm is off!

@vivimannequin

4 жыл бұрын

@@Jinxanator66 actually I have no arms

Wow, that second one really hit home for me. It's very similar to how my life has played out. I was about 10 or 11 when I was signed out from school from my crazy mother (who was doing drugs at the time) and driven 2 states over. I stupidly believed everything she told me about my father, who is the best dad I could ask for. I didn't see my father for over 3 months before he finally won me and my siblings back through court. But the most memorable times in those months without my father was the countless sleepless nights I had, crying into my pillow, thinking why I couldn't see my dad again. That's a really short summary, didn't really explain anything too much, but I didn't want to write a whole novel. Anyways, thanks if you read this.

When my wife started using a wheelchair, I thought having that blue handicapped tag would prevent a lot of these conversations. Turned out I was wrong.

2:37 Eleventy-seven thousand million.

@NotChinmayi

2 жыл бұрын

Yes guys eleventh IS A NUMBER

The prosthetic arm story is obviously fake, There’s no way a guy could’ve slept with that Karen more than once

@MercuryCat

4 жыл бұрын

Solution: different dads

@epsilon-eleven

4 жыл бұрын

You'd be surprised. My best friend's mom is a mega-Karen, but her dad is cool. They have 3 kids together, because he loves her & still thinks she'll "be better eventually." It's kind of sad.

@andrewvelonis5940

4 жыл бұрын

Could have been a bunch of guys once each.

@lyricmailloux2803

4 жыл бұрын

Amanda Slocomb yep that is the ONLY answer

@enderbirds3814

4 жыл бұрын

Lol lol lol and LOL

Negative eleventy-seven-thousand-million is my new favorite number

@PeoplecallmeLucifer

4 жыл бұрын

mine is 4

@flare0114

4 жыл бұрын

@Your Standard Dart So they had to pay you eleventy-seven thousand million dollars?

@donkeyhobo34

4 жыл бұрын

Your ass is my favorite ass

@AwesomeNinjaXD

4 жыл бұрын

Isn't that just -117,000,000,000?

@ErrantMasa

4 жыл бұрын

that leaves Keanu Reeves about seven billion (or 7,000 million in long count) short. Please find it in your hearts to donate twelvety-four thousand million schmeckles so Keanu may spread His kung-fu wisdom across all dimensions! Peace And Love!!! (If any of you think I'm serious, shame on you.)

I love that one armed mother. Just seems very wholesome to be around.

The mother : *bass bossed* my arm

Rips off arm showing hook "HAVE AT YE THIEN SCALLYWAG"

@niccolosantana7957

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@a-cell4564

4 жыл бұрын

When Karen said “You only have one kid” My response would be something like “Yeah, and only one arm too!” The comeback in the comments only get better with the videos

@seicoonie5584

4 жыл бұрын

Im now dying from laughter

@3ch0h3art4

4 жыл бұрын

Monty Python and the Entitled Family

@a-cell4564

4 жыл бұрын

Ech0 H3ART is it bad if I said that I would definitely watch that? I understood the reference, and want it so badly.

😂🤣 oh crap that got me Bad mother: oh I left you a voice mail didn't you hear it? That had me rolling

@joxzsh9553

4 жыл бұрын

They hatin tho

@MiddletownBranchProd.

3 жыл бұрын

I saw this comment as I got to the part!

Everyone: insert random talks Me: what number starts with eleventy-7.

@spicy1945

3 жыл бұрын

7-11

That story about the crazy mother from the divorce hit home in a way I never thought a Reddit post could. I have a very similar thing going on in my life right now. This is what I also posted on Reddit a while ago: My mother and father have been divcored since I was very young, but what was good was that I got to visit both houses regularly, half of the week at mom’s house and half of the week at my dad’s house. They were given explicit rules not to talk poorly about each other around me, but my mother didn’t care about that rule. Almost every day she would say something bad about my father, be it a small comment like his hair, or something huge like an argument that happened ages ago. She commonly did this so she could get me to grow resentment towards him. This didn’t work as after all this time, I think he is better than mom. My father has had major anger issues for a long time now. But he soon realized that his anger issues were causing me to become distant with him. So he has started being more understanding and calm in arguments, while also being willing to listen to reason. This was the key thing that made my parents different. My mother has been caught drinking several times by several people, including cops. And now she has started taking “action” by going to therapy and stopping her drinking habits. This I don’t really believe as she has stated several times before that she stopped drinking when she clearly hasn’t. Just a few days ago, I came home from a half a week with my father, and saw a bottle of alcohol in the freezer. At this time my uncle was living with me and mom, but he hasn’t been home for around a week and a half. She clearly was lying when she stated “it’s your uncle’s bottle.” So this led me to believe that she has been secretly drinking behind my back. Also, at this time my mother has gotten into petty argument after petty argument with me every night, whether it be staying up late or even having any lights on at all. My father and others would later say that it was a common tactic by her to get me to raise my voice to make myself seem like the bad guy to the neighbors that could hear us. She would constantly push my buttons to get a reaction, and I tried everything; not stooping to her level (she ended up saying stuff loudly that made me seem like the bad guy) trying to be reasonable (won’t listen to reason) or even flat out ignoring her (she would threaten to get rid of my valuables). This has been going on for so long now and I’m afraid what she would do if I were to leave her to stay at my dad’s house for longer times in a week, I think she might attempt either sui*ide or selling everything I didn’t take with me.

@C0smic-Fear

2 жыл бұрын

I'm so sorry that happened to you. You don't deserve that, and neither does any one else.

To the person whose mother had one arm: your mum is a *Legend* 😎

@Mastasrasmas

4 жыл бұрын

Sean Ocansey What if it’s a Karen?

@unreal2920

4 жыл бұрын

Stand user 『Mastasrasmas』 Legendary stand user “karen” Stand “bigger karen”

@derpderp132

4 жыл бұрын

Sean Ocansey I would like but its at 123 likes and I’ll like it later when someone else likes it.

@Mastasrasmas

4 жыл бұрын

Baron Loudermilk don’t worry fam I’ll do it

As someone who worked in deaf telephone relay, I can confirm that horrible hearing families affect 50% of deaf people. Deaf people with nice families tend to be horrible themselves. This is because 99% of deaf people now use video relay, and the only ones still using my format are either too stubborn to switch or their families don't care. Work in relay long enough, and you'll turn into a misanthrope.

"an entitled mother rips off an arm off of a disabled person" that came out so fast and holy shit I was shocked

Honestly that guy's mom sounds like a blast to hang out with.

WOAH WOAH, DUDE! NO! Don't even JOKE about parent entitlement being a disability! They're already entitled enough!

@stuartfaulds1580

4 жыл бұрын

Sadly in the Uk there are a LOT of people who park in the disabled spots even though they don't have a disabled badge, personally I use the term Mental Defective to refer to them (the able bodied twannocks who just park in the disabled/handicapped parking bays). The few I've caught getting out of their cars generally respond "So what ?" when told that it's a disabled bay.

@SchazmenRassir

4 жыл бұрын

@@stuartfaulds1580 And that's why there needs to be actual punishment for shit like that, unless it's an actual, certifiable emergency, like... I dunno, a doctor happening to be in the parking lot, while someone's dying inside.

“Chapter 2: the part where it gets interesting.” That’s my kind of chapter labeling.

@ngozijones5697

3 жыл бұрын

I giggled when i saw that cause i knew it was going to be epic

@lukejoseph19

3 жыл бұрын

I love the end of the story too

@jscar06

3 жыл бұрын

I felt this story so hard. My birthgiver brought my dad up on parental kidnapping charges because my brother and I DECIDED we wanted to live with him rather than her, and she just wouldn't accept it. He had to fly us back to where she lived (we were visiting him for the summer, 1996). Three years later, we were older, made the same decision, and the courts sided with us. She and I have been NC for nearly a decade, ultimately for other reasons.

@bostonrailfan2427

2 жыл бұрын

it’s easy to do that when you’re writing fiction

"Where do you wanna go?" "Washington DC" "Chicago it is!" 10/10 parenting, right there!

I just like to think that the Karen and Reddit user are the same people in different universes.

"It's... well, a _debacle_ " That was extra fancy, rSlash

@theblevinator

4 жыл бұрын

I only heard that word from SomethingelseYT's music video: Something Else

One of my best friends since high school has only one arm. Honestly, she is able to do things way better than me or anyone else with two arms that I know. I very much admire how she was able to turn things around for herself and come out ahead. She is a very amazing and strong person.

@Helperbot-2000

4 жыл бұрын

Nice!

@jackrobinson9403

4 жыл бұрын

she should join *the army.* badoosh! i'll show myself out ^^

This karen in her mind: *RIP AND ̶T̶E̶A̶R̶ ANNOY FOR NO DISCERNABLE REASON*

@parkertdm1652

3 жыл бұрын

Rip and take whatever she takes off 'er.

6:23 I'VE NEVER CLIMED A FENCE THAT HIGH BEFORE! And then I woke up at home...

rslash: curses me: legit gets scared because I was falling asleep

@owensvlogs5428

4 жыл бұрын

Mood af

@gepostt

4 жыл бұрын

Pussy

@Shade45-

4 жыл бұрын

@@gepostt rabbit

@gepostt

4 жыл бұрын

@@Shade45- lol

@thetrollege

4 жыл бұрын

CaP_Al0t no cursing in this christen comment section

13:57 "we have you 7 to 1" "I like those odds."

@madisonlilly9375

4 жыл бұрын

André / Pyroghoul MANDALORIAN

*”Oh! I left you a voicemail,did you hear it?”* 💀

That kid backing his mom up in the fight is a bond they'll never forget lmao

"Then my mom bought me too many doughnuts" Someone got donut drunk

@lpsgirlanimations3974

4 жыл бұрын

Dylan T donut high

@alfawolf__cos2848

4 жыл бұрын

You just made my day even better

@argentin2306

4 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/mn6rvMOEdrPcn84.html

@gryphonsong4082

4 жыл бұрын

The sugar high was glorious I’m sure.

@clowned6471

4 жыл бұрын

I always spell it doughnut

I swear every time I see an “excuse me” from an EM in these posts I want to smack my head against a wall repeatedly

@epsilon-eleven

4 жыл бұрын

It's even worse hearing it in the wild.

@tylersgaming2823

4 жыл бұрын

Lone Wolf u wouldn’t have a head cause they do every two seconds

@starceasilvester1573

4 жыл бұрын

Same

Every time I hear a Entitled parent story, this makes me glad that I have amazing parents and brother. I feel bad for people who have some of the worst family members or run into awful people who are willing to ruin people’s lives for their own gain.

extremely rare (though bleep'd) curse from rSlash at 8:45 was SO CATHARTIC. goodness that custody war was insane.

So... the entitled mother left 5 of her 6 children to not get arrested? Wow

@Samizouza

Жыл бұрын

The one-armed mum should've pressed charges

sounds like the OP in the mom that kept trying to kidnap him from his dad, sounds like he needs to post about his mom in stores which belong on r/raisedbynarcissists.

@ericaschaidt8588

4 жыл бұрын

shebakoby after hearing in the second story that the kidnapping made the news I googled it. And I did in fact find an article about the ordeal.

@senacario5942

4 жыл бұрын

@@ericaschaidt8588 oh really what was it called?

@Caprifoolaceae

4 жыл бұрын

@@senacario5942 losangeles.cbslocal.com/2015/04/06/police-mother-abducts-12-year-old-son-after-bitter-divorce/

@senacario5942

4 жыл бұрын

@@Caprifoolaceae thank you

@thatonerefriedbean_joaquin2790

4 жыл бұрын

Eh. More like r/insaneparents

I feel the person in the first story. My family did not want me either. I came home one day, and my dad was dancing around, waving a fistful of cash in the air, shouting "Hey, look what I got for you!!!". I was feeling very happy at first, as I have never gotten anything before that!! In my head I started imagining all the cool things I could buy, but then I decided to show them what sharing was really all about. I decided that I would use the money, to buy each one of them a gift. This thought gave me a really nice, warm and fuzzy feeling inside!! That feeling faded quickly though, when he explained the money wasn't for me. Turns out he sold me.

Deaf girl: *writes something in notebook* Mom: you know what, I don’t like your tone

"Y'know, like a liar." John Mulaney: "And I said no. Y'know, like a liar." "It was a lie, to get drugs. Y'know, like a crime."

@liamwatson9749

3 жыл бұрын

Oh my god John Mulaney is my favorite lol

@howdyfellas1397

3 жыл бұрын

I immediately thought John Mulaney when I heard that 😂

@ForestskiesOfficial

3 жыл бұрын

@@howdyfellas1397 it said in the post that it was in reference to John Mulaney.

Rslash is the best cause he isnt scared to use his voice, when most use text to speech 😤

@DarkKnight-fm4me

4 жыл бұрын

Redditor uses his voice too

@sirankleknocker3122

4 жыл бұрын

lol clearly you havent met The Click (thank god you haven't, its puberty all over again), GioFilms, And Redditor.

@dotmatrixmoe

4 жыл бұрын

I don't care if it's text to speech, as long it's funny.(* Cough* Cowbelly.)

@hashtags_YT

4 жыл бұрын

@@dotmatrixmoe honestly, I think the key to success with rslash and others is personality. It might not seem like much but just their reactions make it x100 more entertaining than a robot reading if out to you.

@dotmatrixmoe

4 жыл бұрын

@@hashtags_YT I'm not saying you're wrong, but personality can come from words,too. Which is why some robot speakers are popular as well. Alas, it doesn't matter about the voice of speech, but the speech it's self.

11:40 Oh boy, there goes the whole "I hAvE mOrE kIdS" argument.

What the one armed mom is doing is amazing by teaching youth about the dangers of playing near the train tracks. Back when I was in High School (about 5 years ago), one of our classmates was killed a few years ago because he got hit by a train. It was a very traumatic experience for a majority of the school since he was one of the more popular kids.

The mom who rarely uses the disabled parking space, I give kudos to u ma’am for thinking of others even tho u r literally permitted and encouraged to use

When I see an entitle parent get their comeuppance: GET....FFFFU(passionately hugged)

@KillerOstrich

4 жыл бұрын

This was unexpected... well played

@senorclown9882

4 жыл бұрын

Funny I think I might laugh some time

@anthonybalista7421

4 жыл бұрын

Ha xD

my grandpa was fully deaf and his mom actually did the same thing. sign language, or as she called it: 'hand waving', looked rude in her eyes so he couldn't do it in their house. safe to say he didn't have a good relationship with his parents. he didn't like to talk about his youth at all. i still remember how proud he was when i used sign language when i was little :')

i love how rslash starts talking to OP, giving advice to someone who is by their own words ''profoundly deaf''

Me: **Exists** Entitled Parents: LISTEN, IS THAT AN INNOCENT CHILD VOICE I HEAR? IT'S SPEAKING FOR ME LOUD AND CLEAR! ON THE WIND! PAST THE STARS! ON YOUR EAR!

@EnderTheBender64

4 жыл бұрын

Hehehehehe

**rips off prothestic arm** "You've triggered my secret weapon!"

@theslashmanrc7503

3 жыл бұрын

"TIS BUT A FLESH WOUND!"

@user-db6zr5hm4u

3 жыл бұрын

Fool! You fell for it! T H U N D E R C R O S S S P L I T A T T A C K

@drippyphil661

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-db6zr5hm4u no one has survived it

@kellythekitty5190

2 жыл бұрын

You've activated my trap card!

@ElFrogge

2 жыл бұрын

@@kellythekitty5190 its time to d d d d duel!

The son needs to get a restraining order against the mother.

Gotta say. OP of the one armed mom is a trooper taking on a group of kids to protect his mom.