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r/Entitledparents Entitled Father Almost Kills Me With Covid!
r/Entitledparents OP works as a tutor for young kids. Recently he's been doing online classes for obvious reasons. He has two entitled parents as clients who absolutely INSIST on in-person sessions because they believe that their kid is just incapable of learning through online sessions. OP begrudgingly agrees, and of course when he shows up the kid's father is coughing every 5 seconds. Want to take a guess as to what the father is sick with? I'll give you a hint: it rhymes with "blovid."
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@jackllmadsen770
3 жыл бұрын
❤️😄
@nwt9402
3 жыл бұрын
6 like
@IlcotheOtter
3 жыл бұрын
Karen stories are my favorite
@kawsmade
3 жыл бұрын
*What if my signature is to sloppy?*
@-OneMoreGhost-
3 жыл бұрын
WRITING SKILLS.EXE HAS STOPPED WORKING
Signature story: Sounds like a private school, and also sounds like the parent wanted a copy of a "legible" signature to be able to forge.
@luisbarboza2042
3 жыл бұрын
My sister was like "your signature is really weird" and my mom was with us and she's like "yeah, because that's his signature, easy for him to remember and replicate as much as he wants"
@TarynM716
3 жыл бұрын
Lol my mom and dad’s signatures are too hard to forge, my mom bet my sister that she couldn’t get it and she could not
@All_will_be_revealed
3 жыл бұрын
That's what I was thinking I mean why else would a parent complain about a signature my dad's signature is impossible to forge and my mom used to question him on why and he said so it can't be forged my mom thought that was silly until my grandpa told her how his ex wife used to forged his at banks and steal his money
@blondesense1708
3 жыл бұрын
Yep. I would imagine that principal was writing all manner of recommendations for EP and her kids.
@staceye2851
3 жыл бұрын
I know principals, and this Karen is like all the others. They get ahold of a bone, and they just don't let it go while making the principal's life hell until they get bored or someone higher up tells Karen to let it go. And as much as I would love to be snarky to her in a reply email, not one principal will ever do that. Not out of fear for their job, but out of fear it would give this moron the oxygen and attention they crave. Best to shut it down immediately with politeness. But, yeah, it would be hard for me not to ask Karen if she didn't have a life to tend to instead of obsessing over my signature.
“I don’t think it’s ok to have a signature people can’t read.” She’d love to meet all the doctors!
@boomsta4198
2 жыл бұрын
The lady probably wants to be able to forge the signature
@ricky5283
2 жыл бұрын
@@boomsta4198 For what reasons? I can't think of any.
@baldrian22
Жыл бұрын
my granmother was working at farmasites before she retierd, it happend that they needed to call the doctors to ask what medecine or other info the doctor had writhen down. specialy in the period before all the computers etc they have acces to today (she retierd 15-20 years ago or something like that) there is also a meme on internet with 4 doctors on a deserted island trying to writh help but non of the people going by the island is able to read what its seying haha
@averagetokyogoulfan3130
Жыл бұрын
@@ricky5283 the amount of evil she could do is immesurable
@krazycats564
Жыл бұрын
My dad went to medical school. Everyone said he already had the handwriting for it
About rSlash's bank signature story : What if someone gets in an accident and lose their hand (the one that writes) ? They obviously cannot replicate their signature any more. Do they lose access to their bank account because of the accident ? It makes no sense...
@LILFOC1
2 жыл бұрын
It probably is for the system.
@thestrange1632
2 жыл бұрын
So people like handy.
@tobiasgomez8103
2 жыл бұрын
@@thestrange1632 oh nice a htf fan
@thestrange1632
2 жыл бұрын
@@tobiasgomez8103 yeah I'm a htf fan
@krazycats564
Жыл бұрын
They probably just need to sign something to say they can't sign anything anymore
My bank wouldn't accept my signature one time after over 20 years of being a customer there. They said it didn't match the one on file. That I wrote when I opened the account. When I was 5. Not to mention living in a tiny village where all of the employees remembered when I was born.
@toysruskid5074
3 жыл бұрын
I fled my childhood bank when I opened an adult account and they let my mother withdraw money. Nope nope.
@avgjoeavglife
3 жыл бұрын
Sometimes when i go to my bank, They tell me they don't see my account. But that's more of a technical thing
@chastitymarks2185
3 жыл бұрын
Every couple of years I get a letter from my bank to renew my signature, that way they alway have a current signature on file.
@avgjoeavglife
3 жыл бұрын
@@chastitymarks2185 My bank does not send me letters about my signature, but i don't really sign anything that serious.
@MsNoPixel
3 жыл бұрын
My bank or any bank I’ve ever used has never had an issue with signatures, as long as I can give my ID & Bank card they don’t give a damn.
“Why cant you watch your sisters kids” “Because i do not want to” “How could you be so selfish” “Sounds like you want to watch the kids more since you’re so caring”
@Picksflower
3 жыл бұрын
If she was talk like one a month. I get it sometime even full time mom's just want some alone time. But to push your kids off on someone else every weekend. Good luck with that
@staceye2851
3 жыл бұрын
I'm the youngest of seven. I babysat and helped my mother run her home daycare from age 12-18 when she retired. I am 52. I have never had any desire to have kids, or to babysit them more than one hour. Any more and it's like I'm raising other people's kids all over again and I feel claustrophobic. I can't. I just can't.
@MobTalon
3 жыл бұрын
legit like "Yes, you who work 5 days a week I would like it if you could use the weekend (your free time to decompress from work) to watch over my kids because I felt like having kids at 21". Family planning 100
@silverauron7850
3 жыл бұрын
@@Picksflower It heavily depends on the relationship between the adults and the behavior of the kid, my sister leaves my niece with me and my mother basically every week, and when she doesn't we get sad XD.
@Picksflower
3 жыл бұрын
@@silverauron7850 but she asked or your niece ask. Does here mom just leave her at you door and drive off no
“You’re scared of getting mauled to death by a bear? You’re such a wussy!” *gets mauled to death by bear*
@fireiron369
3 жыл бұрын
In Soviet Russia you maul Bear
@untitled_2935
3 жыл бұрын
@@fireiron369 in USA you cough on bear and get posted on Reddit for coughing up on bear and get called a Karen and also get mauled by bear.
@fireiron369
3 жыл бұрын
@@untitled_2935 fuck that give me Communism any day
Is it just me who didn’t know that his name was Dabney Bailey? The lack of comments of anyone else talking about him saying him name is confusing me.
@engineer_cat
3 жыл бұрын
same! I scrolled down looking for the comments of "TIL RSlash is aka Dabney Bailey"
@Mobboss754
3 жыл бұрын
Finally. Found one
@flashzt3296
3 жыл бұрын
It took me a whole minute to find this lol
@calebdemeritt4492
3 жыл бұрын
My first thought of this was that i learned his last bame was bailey a bit ago and now dabney so i gotta wonder if were getting a face reveal soon
@inkypanda1490
3 жыл бұрын
@@calebdemeritt4492 we already have one
Many professions have lessons in how to write and read illegible handwriting. This is to stop forgeries. Doctors, lawyers, pharmacists and even teachers are taught to be able to do this. Principle OP possibly had an illegible signature on purpose as he has to authorise a lot of things at the school and it was a safety measure. The fact that the EM couldn't read it was kinda the point.
@adambennett4207
3 жыл бұрын
Hmm, I thought the doctor straight line ‘signature’ was just bad hand writing
@velvety2006
3 жыл бұрын
i have illegible handwriting, my mom sometimes joked that I should have been a doctor because of it. Seeing how unreadable my handwriting is sometimes I think I saved a lot of people by not becoming one lol.
@A_Rose_From_Concrete
3 жыл бұрын
Now I know why every doctor has bad handwriting
@raganlacy
3 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHHAAHAAHA
@shaereub4450
3 жыл бұрын
The opposite is somewhat true for me: my signature is my first snd last name. Not first letter squiggle squiggle last letter. Because of this, and the fact that I NEVER write in cursive, always print, my parents think it'll be hard for someone to copy my signature.
Entitled Family - “OP, how can you be so heartless and not help out your pregnant sister?!” OP - “If you care so much and I don’t, then why aren’t you taking care of the baby yourselves instead of complaining to me?”
@claraaralc
3 жыл бұрын
Literally 🤔
"it would be super cool to pet a bear..." One night my son came home late from a night out with his friends. he came around a corner saw what he thought was a large dog, and he went to pet it. Saying "Nice doggy." after being petted the 'dog' snorted as only a bear can and walked away. That's right he mistook a black bear for a dog at night and gave it's head a good pet. At the end of which the bear snorted and walked away.
“I hope this story was funny” *Sweats as I have no signature and can’t write in a consistent style due to constantly rushing to get schoolwork done on time*
EM: “Review - 1 Star! I asked OP to change his signature because I couldn’t read it and he refused! I had to take to emailing him examples of what his signature should look like because he hung up on me and he never replied! How unprofessional!😡”
@franl155
3 жыл бұрын
In other words "Use a signature that I have a copy of so that I can forge it"
@BersealiaDreamheart
3 жыл бұрын
No one can read my signature either, EM, and no one else cares. A signature doesn’t have to be legible, it just has to be authentic. Stop looking a gift horse in the mouth.
@orbeezeater
3 жыл бұрын
@@BersealiaDreamheart “It just has to be authentic” Every doctor losing their ability to write a signature and just have it be a squiggly line with a single swirl: *sweating intensifies*
@justaperson4656
3 жыл бұрын
@@orbeezeater well, a written signature legally only has to be recognisable as from you (unique, leading to most being names), and not easily accidentally replicable. You could literally have a skull and crossbones as your signature, given nobody else has it
@spvillano
3 жыл бұрын
The hang up was far nicer than I've been under similar conditions. "Kiss my ass in Macy's window during the New Year's Day Parade" comes to mind.
That last story reminds me of my entitled sister-in-law. She sends her children (age 0 and 2) for days at the time to her parents miles away from her home. She also told me and my wife that if our daughter wasn't such a hands full (she isn't) then her children would have spend the night with us as well. My only response: I can't remember inviting them.
@fdm2155
3 жыл бұрын
Cracks me up when people think their kids are some sort of communal responsibility. Occasional babysitting is fine. If I invite your kids,that's fine. But I'm not on call to watch your kids!
@Oxios
3 жыл бұрын
@@fdm2155 They assume the phrase "It takes a village to raise a child" is an offer to volunteer others to watch their kids.
@krypotico
3 жыл бұрын
@@fdm2155 Exactly but the worst part is that they would never babysit our daughter (not that I would want that).
@krypotico
3 жыл бұрын
@@Oxios We're not even in the same village XD.
@raerohan4241
3 жыл бұрын
Even in my culture, where child-rearing is considered a responsibility for the whole family and not just the family unit, we still don't leave our kids at someone's house without their express invitation or mutual agreement
She hasn’t even had the baby yet.. and she’s already planning on what days she needs to “take a break” ?? When I first had my daughter, and even after she came home from the NICU I didn’t sleep a full night or even more than a few hours at a time for WEEKS. Not because of my daughter waking up, she was constantly sleeping as most newborns do but because I couldn’t get my body to let me rest, it was like I was running on adrenaline for months even after she was born. I get it, she’s young and parents do need a break, but I didn’t think you’d need/want a break from your newborn. Crazy.
Yo, bringing a kid into a bar makes people really weird. We had to walk through the bar to get to the dining area and I was carrying and losing my grip on my kid, so I pulled out a chair, set her down and immediately picked her back up with a better grip, and an employee comes out RAGING that kids aren't allowed at the bar. Like, lady I'm not ordering her a drink, I'm just trying not to drop her.
“Prove your identity.” Nah, let’s not have him show an id like a driver’s licence, let’s have him write out his signature he clearly doesn’t write that often. People are wack Lmao.
@spvillano
3 жыл бұрын
I just show my military retiree ID card, which is federally issued and is RealID compliant. As, when once the military ID was challenged by an idiot at a liquor store, I replied that I had signed for nuclear weapons components, destructive weapons, high explosives and machine guns with that ID, it's more than sufficient for acquiring a beer if they don't want their business marked off limits to government personnel. These days, I'm far more dangerous, as I've been tagged REF. Retired, Extremely Flatulent. Greenhouse gas? I have a greenhouse ass...
@reubenmanzo2054
3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like 'Catch 22' to me. For those of you that don't know, it's like not being allowed to use a screwdriver until you can prove you know how to use a screwdriver, which naturally you would need a screwdriver in order to do.
@nicholasdryden5182
3 жыл бұрын
The problem is this is policy from pre internet days and never updated
@nosirjustlemons2068
3 жыл бұрын
Also people handwriting changes over time. Are you telling me a 50 year old wouldn’t be able to get a loan because he doesn’t have the exact handwriting of a 20 year old
@EditorOfSL
3 жыл бұрын
My bank gets funny about signatures too. They don’t seem to realise signatures can change.
the handwriting one seems like the EP wanted to forge her signature
@Kiku91
3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing
@eeveetv9503
3 жыл бұрын
Same
@geekylad8400
3 жыл бұрын
Wait.... Why do people wanna forge a Principal's signature?
@Kiku91
3 жыл бұрын
@@geekylad8400 obviously a principal’s signature holds a lot of weight…maybe the parent wants to be able to pull strings without the trouble of talking to administrators
@geekylad8400
3 жыл бұрын
@@Kiku91 i....i didn't think of that. I taught it could be used for stuff like certificates and stuff
Courage isn't a lack of fear, it's the respect of and control over it.
The absolute hassle you went through, to prove who you are, just to sign a document, is absolute insanity
@QuikVidGuy
2 жыл бұрын
Someone could forge his signature, have none of the other ID, not match any photos, and have a better chance of getting the loan
“Just let me rob you, it’s your fault you didn’t want to give your stuff to me voluntarily!!”
@animeotaku307
3 жыл бұрын
Mugger: Give me your money! I need it more than you! Karen: No! This is mine! Mugger: *punches Karen and takes her purse* This is what you get for not giving it to me.
@thesparduck117
3 жыл бұрын
I’ve seen someone get a broken arm stealing a bag like that, she’s honestly lucky.
Mother: "Why aren't you going to watch them ThEy'Re FaMiLy! You're obligated to do this" Me: "If you're so damn worried about it why don't you watch them?" Mother: "But but but." Me: "But they're family, you're obligated to do this."
@thatoneguy9844
3 жыл бұрын
OOOOOOOH DAMN SHE GOT ROASTED AF
I feel bad for that kid; his parents are sick and he has to live with people who aren't rightfully scared of one of the more widespread contagions out there at the moment. And then he lost what I'm pretty sure was a nice tutor all because he didn't wanna get hurt, and I can't blame OP for feeling that way. Honestly, I woulda went even further and called CPS and said screw their beliefs, cause they are dangerous. Seriously hoping that child is alright.
Imagine losing your dominant hand and never being able to go to a bank ever.
Rslash if my bank would have done that to me I would tell them I will take my loan elsewhere.
@viv8871
3 жыл бұрын
For real! I had my bank account since I was 9, and they tried to give the issues with mine exactly 1 time. I was like "I did this when I was 9... are we really gonna do this? Cuz I can go to PNC right now, across the street, and do this there." I don't have issues anymore.
@sfreemanoh
3 жыл бұрын
100 fucking percent this.
@punklyrics1
3 жыл бұрын
Thats how i got super low interest on a loan from my bank. More money you have in the bank, more leverage you have
@staceye2851
3 жыл бұрын
Agreed. I was thinking it probably would have taken him 1/10th the time to get the manager to close his account and make a bank check with his bank acct balance.
@ezekial7028
3 жыл бұрын
as much as I hate my bank, they've never given me any issues with my varying signatures yet lol
who's signature from 16 still looks the same years later?
@excessivelyfangirlingbookw3339
3 жыл бұрын
My signature doesn’t even look the same when i write it twice in a day 😅
@hunternelson2918
3 жыл бұрын
@@excessivelyfangirlingbookw3339 hell if I have to sign my name twice in a row they're both going to look different from each other
@silverstar1178
3 жыл бұрын
same bro. I legit just draw a scribble and go "good enough"
@splitinsanity1139
3 жыл бұрын
All my signatures look really similar/the same. I think it's just down to it being a big messy squiggle and a lot of luck
@ficialintelligence1869
3 жыл бұрын
Doesn't look the same from when I was 16, but my signature now is pretty much consistent. I would think it depends upon your level of penmanship in the first place. r/slash stated that his handwriting was pretty messy, but -- learning differences aside -- studies have shown that people who have messy handwriting don't care about working to improve it. And now -- in the tech era -- students' handwriting is atrocious. I'm lucky to get sentence fragments out of them that are coherent in legibility and content.
"This next story is from satanfister" Me, switching tabs from minecraft to youtube: HOLUP-
@JonduGaming
3 жыл бұрын
Might need to delete my history depending on how this goes 😳😂
@thecleaner2378
3 жыл бұрын
Wrong tab lol
@sneko2860
3 жыл бұрын
SAME
The story with the Dad that had Coivd is similar to something that happend with my family and their friends. My parents friends had been exposed to Covid at work, and refused to get tested. They thought they were fine even thought they felt a bit sick. They came to a gathering with us and another family friend group (we all quarantined so as not to bring anything) and gave us all Covid. My Dad and the wife of the other family were sent to the ER multiple times because of the severity but were sent home because they didn't need to be ventilated and the hospital didn't have the resources to take them unless they needed to be. It wasn't until a day after my Dad had shared that he had tested positive they they finally confessed they had given it to us. They had know about it for 3 days before they told us. If my Dad hadn't gotten tested when he did we would have exposed my Grandmother too and she is immune compromised. They didn't even apologize for another 2 weeks and instead kept making excuses about why they didn't tell us and why they had attended the gathering knowing they felt a bit sick. During that time the other families wife had gotten very sick and had almost 24 nurse care at her home to keep her condition from getting worse. She would have been hospitalized but the hospital figured they could give her the care she needed at home to avoid overcrowding the hospital and straining their resources further. The family that gave it to us even let their son continue to go to school and sporting evens even thought they knew he had covid due to his fevers. SMH.
Entitled Parent: "You have to help me watch my kids!" Normal Person: "Why? The thing about children is that the law says I don't have any responsibilities to them if I wasn't involved in making them. I was under the impression I wasn't there when they were conceived, but if I forgot something please enlighten me."
@ryurineko
3 жыл бұрын
Actual normal person: "No"
@bradenr867
3 жыл бұрын
@@ryurineko Idk why your comment made me laugh so hard
They seriously try to put their child in a gifted program that he’s not suited for. The things people do to avoid having to pay college tuition for the children
@armas_ectos
3 жыл бұрын
My parents just ignored the problem. SO much easier than all those activity appointments! /s
@ecos889
3 жыл бұрын
Not all parents have that level of cash to pay for college in the US so giving the child a chance to go to college without debt, especially from coming from a poor family. Is a sad but necessary act to get those scholarships. Like I would argue that trade schools also exist where the child has higher income earning potential for say becoming a plumber for example, but not all children want to become plumbers nor have the aptitude for a trade. Does not excuse for their entitled behaviour of course. Just saying, not every family is rich enough and do not want their kids to get into debt, is a reasonable thought to have if your poor.
@meddlinmegs
3 жыл бұрын
@@ecos889 While I agree with this, I’d also like to point out that they had hired a private tutor for their kid. Which, coming from a family who never would have been able to do that, implies to me that if they didn’t have their kid in this program and their kid could have gotten way better grades, college would have been more attainable through scholarships.
@ecos889
3 жыл бұрын
@@meddlinmegs Yup I do agree with what hence why I say it does not excuse the entitlement. :) But I get that many working class parents would give up an arm and a leg if it would mean their kids getting to the position where they will not go into debt for trying to get a better future for themselves. :) Who themselves are not entitled but more doing everything they can to get their kid the best step forward.
@wahoodotwav
3 жыл бұрын
its even worse considering that as a "gifted kid", i can vouch that after a certain point the things you have to do all the time burn you out and cause panic attacks if you think you got anything wrong--and thats if you even belong in the program as a given--so shes not only acting entitled but also unintentionally(?) attempting to make her child into a broken mess for the sake of college tuition
Last story: If you don't want to be a parent give your kid(s) up for adoption. Sounds like they would be better off. Oh, and little sister sounds jealous of OP's lifestyle. Taking the kids once in a while, like once every month or so FOR A DAY, would probably be fine but I'm sure OP and her SO have things to do on weekends as well.
I'm actually surprised that the EM in the first story was honest about taking it, instead of the usual lying route they take when it comes to taking stuff.
I would have left the bank, as a client, for ever.
@bookdragon2363
3 жыл бұрын
I think he'd have to sign something first before closing his account...
@NEPAAlchey
3 жыл бұрын
@@bookdragon2363 Those rules are not legally binding so a cover letter from any law firm would settle it. Signatures in general are outdated and discriminatory to people with dexterity issues. They are legally obligated to have alternate means of verification by the ADA.
@simoxeh
3 жыл бұрын
I had that happen and I definitely dropped that bank the same day
@bostonrailfan2427
2 жыл бұрын
@@NEPAAlchey wanna back that claim up?
R/: "There was a brief moment of silence." *Video pauses before playing ad* Me, listening to the pause in the video: "Wow, R/ is really roleplaying this person well."
I just have to say I love the little nuggets r/slash gives about his life. Like his wife, his mom, his childhood, his daughter, his hobbies, and, of course, Yugo boy! I also love when a story makes him laugh or when he tells a dumb pun (that i love ❤). It makes him seem like an actual human bringing these stories to life and give his own perspective on them instead of someone just telling the story just to tell it or just showing a video. Please keep up the hard work r/slash and stay safe!
@krazycats564
Жыл бұрын
The puns are so cringy but the perfect dad puns. So glad he has Lily to back that up now 😂
If people didn't do fear, humanity wouldnt have survived as long as it has
The thing about "living in fear" isn't all that bad. To quote the Doctor and Clara(from Dr. Who), "Fear can be a superpower. It lets you run faster, jump higher, hit harder, etc" So yeah, if anyone ever says you're living in fear, take it as a compliment.
@animeotaku307
3 жыл бұрын
I always think about the Batman TAS episode “Never Fear” where Scarecrow goes a different route and creates a compound that removes a person’s fear. So you got guys swinging hundreds of feet in the air and Batman ready to break his “no kill” rule. As Scarecrow pointed out, “Fear is the glue which holds us together.”
@darakin5172
3 жыл бұрын
Before i say this, i wanna say im vaccinated and im no anti vaxxer or one of those insane people who think covid is fake. Theres more to fear though. Lets assume your afriad due to a fight or flight scenario, say a bear walks into your room, you get adrenaline, probably afraid, and choose fight, flight, or freeze. Obviously your physical abilities are enhanced for that bit, but also your normal body functions (like intestines, ect) also shut down so its focused on dealing with the scenario. People have gotten hospitalized for being stuck in this kinda high stress fight or flight state cause of things like school and work, this sort of fear adrenaline is supposed to only be good for you in the moment, but prolonged stress like that is very harmful. Im not saying the covid dad is right, or anything like that, only living in fear isnt really a compliment Tl:dr- short burst of fear ok, long extended periods get you hospitalized
@Kiefsti
3 жыл бұрын
@LINCOLN ELLIOTT All? Original, remake, AND the missing eps? The movies? *gasp* the books also?!
@zacharychadwell1903
3 жыл бұрын
❄️
@metanightmare4454
3 жыл бұрын
@@darakin5172 Gotta agree. Obviously don't be one of those idiots licking doorknobs and things like that, but don't let fear turn you into a complete neurotic, hypochondriac germaphobe just because someone quietly coughed a little on the other side of the room either. There's a healthy line to walk where you're being safe and cautious, but you're not letting fear take over your life to the point that you're not really even living anymore, and calling fear a superpower probably falls outside that area.
I also had a bank reject my signature. The cashier copied the one on record with a few variants as a guide for ME to copy. Um. I wish I could use my dang thumbprint.
@ElementalArcher
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it's a old rule created in a time without technology.
@Srade2412
3 жыл бұрын
Signatures are useful for only signing documents and stopping forgers by failing to give signature that looks about the same as one on file but for ID verification its pointless you have government issued ID for a fucking reason to prove your identity
Rslash be like: I fear no man but that thing *points to his signature when he was 16* it scares me...
"It would be really cool to pet a bear" Go to Russia, your wish will be fulfilled
@Joe-real-
3 жыл бұрын
I soviet russia bears own YOU
@RaraZeCat
3 жыл бұрын
actually that only works if you are russian born. they don't tend to like non-russians.
@Joe-real-
3 жыл бұрын
Ah, that explains the bears with ar-15s
@gabrielgalapon4466
3 жыл бұрын
Да
@gnat8218
3 жыл бұрын
In Soviet Russia. the bears pet you !
My guess is that the grandparents were trying to get out of babysitting the kid every weekend.
"Give me it, my Son needs it!!" Honey, I am going to count to 3. And if your hand is still on my Shoulder. I am going to GIVE it to you alright. A knuckle Sandwich. *O.O*
It always makes me laugh when I hear stories about how folks think family members are somehow obligated to watch their kids so they don’t become “over stressed”, lol. Grandparents are usually the ones begging to take the little ones, but when you have the grandparents calling their other kids selfish for not taking them, I don’t think they have enough sense to be responsible enough to take them anyhow as they were probably more the self-centered ones than those they are accusing. What a joke, lol. 🙄🙄
Funny thing is most of the "refuse to live in fear" people can't leave their house without a gun.
@live_unafraid47
3 жыл бұрын
Interesting coincidence, but I promise it is just because we like guns, and if it's needed for defense that is just an added bonus.
@seeker4924
3 жыл бұрын
Both like to screech about their "freedom being infringed upon" too. Makes ya think.
@_g8dfathr_678
3 жыл бұрын
What I don't get is that she was vaccinated. I mean, the guy is a total jerk, and sharing germs is disgusting... but she was vaccinated. Why was she scared?
@seeker4924
3 жыл бұрын
Vaccines don't prevent. Just make it harder to contract.
@bluefan898
3 жыл бұрын
And generally reduce symptoms.
Secretary at school said I couldn't pick my kids up because she couldn't read my signature. I told her that's the point. A signature is meant to be your personal thing so no one can copy it, and most can't be read. She still refused to accept it, so I drew a big X, walked to my kids classes and got them. She chased me out the door, so I told her she needs a different profession because a person like her working in a school is a disservice to all the students. I now homeschool.
If you don't want to be overwhelmed raising children, don't have any. You're obviously not ready.
I love it when r/slash tells us stories that happened to him 😆
I had a similar situation with an old signature recently! It was for my child’s college savings plan. The money was in the kid’s name. I was just the custodian and the person who put in the money. My child was 19 years old when they were ready to start using the account, so no longer a minor. I have no idea why the paperwork needed my nearly 20 years ago and a different name (I divorced and remarried since, too). It took me days to get it right!
That last story...preggo sister: my partner and I need every weekend off to get a break from being parents! This person is saying it like she’s getting a job and putting in her availability like “unborn baby we’re so happy to be your parents but we can only be your parents Monday through Thursday we absolutely cannot be your parent on weekends!” Lady being a parent is a full time job with absolutely no days off like seriously what would your reaction be if your child got sick on a Saturday “ oh I’m sorry child that you’re sick but it’s Saturday and my day off so you’ll just have to either stick it out until Monday or see if your Auntie will take care of you!”
Rslash, your story about the bank really grinded my gears. Tf? A signature? You couldn't prove who you were with all these documents, but a signature could?? It's stupid as hell
@drwboy07
3 жыл бұрын
I know but identity theft sucks worse though. What would you rather have, prove a signature repeatedly or have your identity stolen?
@nihilisticexistence6903
3 жыл бұрын
@@drwboy07 a signature can prove what my birth certificate and SSN can't? Riiiiiiight, its nice to know that a scribble will keep my identity safe. I went through something similar with the DMV, they claimed I wasn't who I said I was even with the fucking ARMY backing me up. All because I didn't have my birth certificate of the right size. Go through all the hassle, get it in the manner they want and they said that it wasn't necessary, that the original would've work. At some point its not about them doing their job or protecting someone's identity, sometimes it's people being stupidly difficult.
@Everyyoueverymiau
3 жыл бұрын
@@nihilisticexistence6903 Exactly!
@drwboy07
3 жыл бұрын
@@nihilisticexistence6903 i had my ss# stolen a few years back the only way i was able to prove who i was, was with my signature, not my 2 ids, not my actual ss card but my signature that was on the card.
@nihilisticexistence6903
3 жыл бұрын
@@drwboy07 I'm glad it worked with you. In your case, your signature saved you. I didn't have to deal with that so I can't speak on an experience similar to yours. However, I dont believe a signature, especially in the case of the video, should determine and protect one's identity. Some banks and organizations do it amazing, such as asking for yearly updates. But if they don't ask, what then? You're fucked because you can't sign like you did years ago? No. Honestly, as crazy and out there as it is, I would be perfectly fine with biometrics, yknow finger prints. Yes the argument of hackers is there, but if the company is certified and has protection against hackers, I'd be happy with using my fingerprints. There are exceptions such as those that are injured; burns, amputations, etc. But I still stand by the point that a signature, or any other singular thing should decided your identity. It's a signature now, but in my case it was my birth certificate. I had to fly all the way to Texas to get that shit sorted, nothing else apparently verified my identity. Turns out people were just being assholes. What's the point of having all these other identifiers if once you miss one, you're fucked since the others can't verify you are who you are? I'm lucky that if shit happens to me, I can go to the VA which has my biometrics. I can prove who I am. Not everyone else is so lucky
"Entitled Father Almost Infects Me With Covid" scould be the title i feel like
Gosh that first story makes my blood boil. The minute anyone grabbed my stuff I’d have a reason to smack the daylights out of them. The entitlement!
When I as 16 I went to get a checking account at the bank I had had a saving account at since I was 5. The Signature on file was a 5 year old kids printing. The Teller looked at it and said to resign the card next to the printed name and that was all. Since all my ID was right in front of us as well.
Good morning everyone! Have a terrific day. Stay safe and stay hydrated.
@excaliber8794
3 жыл бұрын
What’s hydrated mean?
@alurshreyas
3 жыл бұрын
@@excaliber8794 hydrated means drinking enough water for your body
@no.justno.8379
3 жыл бұрын
@@excaliber8794 drink enough water basically:)
@marvelpovs2412
3 жыл бұрын
@@excaliber8794 make sure you drink enough water
@zemilkman5450
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you man/woman ive got to umpire a couple of baseball games today and i needed that reminder thanks
Thank you for sharing your handwriting/ signature story! When I first made my signature as a teenager I added a love heart. Adults told me I wouldn't be allowed to sign official documents with that, but now my driver's licence and bank have a little heart and I doubt I'd be allowed to change it now lol
Rslash is getting more and more unhinged and i LOVE it
I used to have amazing handwriting. Then I started working at Kmart, selling electronics. Whenever I sold a computer, TV, stereo, any big-ticket item, there was a special receipt that was filled out by hand, and I had to sign. After a few months, my signature was the illegible scrawl that it still is today.
Ah yea, theft is so much more convenient than remembering to bring the kid's supplies to the pool, isn't it? I read that no one writes their signature exactly the same way every time; there are always tiny variations. In fact, a policeman said that if the signatures matched exactly, one was a forgery My own signature is a jumble: I work on the principle that if no one can decipher it, no one can fake it. And it's never exactly the same no matter how often or how long ago I last wrote it.
I honestly didn't think that any 1st world countries still used written signatures for anything. Where I live it's been in the process of being outfaced for over 20+ years, to the point that you can just write an X, if they as for a hand written signature, since they don't actually use it for anything anymore. I'm 28 and I have never been asked to sign anything to verify who I was, hand written signatures are just to risky to use for anything of any real importance.
I never once heard of having to forge your own signature in my life. Thats great 😂
Dude: *Brings kid to bar, buys alcohol* Also Dude: "ThIs pLAcE IS NoT FiT FOr A CHiLd, tHeRE ToO MUcH aLcOhOl aNd wIrEs BeHiNd tHe bAr!!!" Brilliant logic. /s
@Oxios
3 жыл бұрын
People with kids sometimes just... do that. I worked at BMW once and a guy came in asking about cars and pricing and he had a baby he was half paying attention to and juggling the kid and his phone to look at other stuff and I was like sir do you need to maybe come back when a whole ass baby isn't trying to jump out of your arms and splatter itself on the ground? Asking me about a car is not the most important thing right now.
R/Slash bank story is pretty funny, "help me forge my signature so I can get hundreds of thousands of dollars" lol
I just can't believe how entitled people are getting!!! It's absolutely UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!!! RSLASH you are the best!! I love all the passion and heart and hard work you put into your videos. The voices you do crack me up and I love all your extra comments and especially the puppybloopers❤️
I absolutely DIED laughing with the pause into “….you know, I don’t wanna make a big deal of it..” 😂😂😂 Had to rewind 3 times, laughed harder every time 😂😂😂
Hoooo boy, I'm a tutor as well, and that story is my literal nightmare! I would've terminated the relationship immediately after the coughing incident
That bank story made my head spin. As long as you have photo ID and you match it(they update it every 10yrs), you're good.
Story 1: entitled parent aside, the idea of putting shorts over wet swim trunks makes me want to shrivel up-
On that last one: That's EXACTLY what I was thinking, and EXACTLY what I would have told my mother had I been in the same situation. "It's not my kid, it's not my responsibility to watch them. If it's so horrible for me to not want to spend my entire weekend watching a child that isn't mine, then I'm going to assume you've volunteered, and if not, why not? And if so, where's the problem?
In Australia we have a system of identification call 'the 100 points of ID' different items are worth different points, you must have at least one primary document such as drivers licence, passport, birth certificate, miltary id, university id ect worth either 70 or 40 points. Then there is secondary documentation you can used to make up the rest of point such as medicare card, utility bills, credit card, bank statement the list is extensive.
@someoneidk308
3 жыл бұрын
We essentially have the same thing here in the US, but it's not a point system afaik. Most places require from 1-3 forms of major/primary I.D. like birth certificate, social security card, state I.D./Drivers License, etc. Basically anything that's issued by the state or country. Then there's minor stuff. Usually these documents are used to prove your place of residence. So bills, transcripts from school, basically any document that mentions you by name and also lists your home address. Usually most places require at least two of these.
@limiv5272
3 жыл бұрын
That makes a lot of sense
@Kiefsti
3 жыл бұрын
@@someoneidk308 Basically similar up here in Canada
Ahh, EP "logic". "I want your stuff! That makes it legally mine!"
Its not even about living in fear, you could have the common cold and OP is allowed to say no to the lesson because who wants to be inconvenienced by getting an illness for the sake of a single lesson?
thank you for telling me i needed a consistent signature i kinda just draw my name funky each time
Yes, because when you don’t get your way, the next best course of action is to attempt to kill someone with a life-threatening disease… MAKES SENSE MATE Cheers lads
@Davidecoyotegmodsfmrocks9782
3 жыл бұрын
I agree. It does make sense. NOT!!!! this entilted father is the reason why the people are dying or getting COVID-19
@EnchantingWings1
3 жыл бұрын
As someone who has worked with COVID-19 patients, people like the entitled dad need to go to work a ward for a few weeks. See the suffering. See the elderly who can barely move as COVID-19 ATTACKED THEIR NERVES, family having to watch their parents die from COVID-19 organ failures... It's horrible. Covidiots have no idea what they're doing and that they're condemning people to death or complications.
@justkibby5959
3 жыл бұрын
Its only life threatening for very few people. Still, extremely irresponsible to invite someone to your home when you're sick. Pandemic or not, that's just really disrespectful
@markjohnson7887
3 жыл бұрын
@@EnchantingWings1 Well, if you had treated them BEFORE they got to that stage, they would probably be fine. But the government made it illegal to treat them. So.. who's fault is it really?
@orbeezeater
3 жыл бұрын
@@markjohnson7887 The people who have life-threatening COVID don’t start having organ failure and nerve damage immediately. It starts off as mild like anyone else with COVID. But then it devolves into the horrible symptoms they’re talking about. The problem is once you have it, you can’t tell if it’s life threatening until it’s already begun severe damage so I don’t know what you mean by “If they were treated before”. If they started off _not_ thinking it was life threatening, which you can just ride out in your house, how can they get treated?
So, rSlash here is writing a letter basically every 2-3 year, and when he can, he literally uses a computer to do the writing part. So bc he has a really bad handwriting, lack of practice, he cant replicate his signature, right? Well, let me tell you that rn i am still in uni, still using pen and paper to write stuff (ofc i use my computer to do assigments and stuff), so i get loads of writing... well the funny thing is that i have a really ugly handwriting that even i cant read half of the time, i can only read it bc i was the one who wrote it and i know whats supposed to be written there. Now back to the signature part... i dont have one, i literally write my name the BEST i can, and thats it, i literally cant replicate my signature even if i had to write it after each other. I have a different signature on my ID and on my Driving License. If i were in rSlash's shoes, i would have literally got on my knees, and begged to the guy to please accept my signature. It was a great story btw.
@bemysty
3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I sign shit aaaaaallllll the fucking time (you wouldn't believe how many documents there are to sign for an office monkey in import/export), and I barely get two signatures I write right after another the same. I don't understand how people *can*.
@Unavenged
3 жыл бұрын
My signature is also different almost every time I write it in some way. I have horrible hand writing lol.
@Kiefsti
3 жыл бұрын
Mine stopped evolving at age 9 Even now as an adult, looks like 'my kid' forged it.
@Everyyoueverymiau
3 жыл бұрын
@@Kiefsti 🤣
EM: you need to change your signature to satisfy my need to control everything OP: No I don't. BYE
My mother's advice on signatures is that if you aren't creative in coming up with a unique signature, just write your full name in cursive. At least you won't have to constantly remind yourself what your signature should look like. Just don't fuss over how good it should look
I dont understand people🤦♀️ my confusion grows larger everyday
Who the hell signs their name the exact same way each and every time? I sign my name allot at work and while it’s similar, it’s never ever identical. What is wrong with your bank?
When I joined the Army I had to sign my name about 976 billion times. When I signed my name the first time at MEPS the guy commented on how pretty my handwriting was and another guy was like "Bet you can't keep that up for all the signatures." So I meticulously wrote out my pretty, swirly, loopy signature on every single line I signed. Thought my arm was going to fall off but it was totally worth it.
God it's insane what some people think they can get away with
Oh man, my cousin had a very similar story... She's an architect and one of her clients absolutely INSISTED on having his brat with him during a meeting. The kid was, of course, sick with Covid which the parent of course "forgot" to mention because he needed to see the architect "RIGHT NOW". My cousin caught it, her coworkers caught is, my cousin's family caught it and suffered for weeks. All because some guy couldn't wait a bit more and was too dumb to not bring a sick kid with him.
Signature SHOULD be illegible! It's something to tell you apart from everyone else. It should be unique to you, it shouldn't be just your name in cursive or something. And it changes with years because YOU change as an individual. I just changed my legal name this month, I sure as hell fckn hope no one would make me sign a name that's not even mine! If you think about it, no successful person ever has a bland or super legible signature.
@Ikajo
3 жыл бұрын
My last name is fairly long, 10+ letters, so my signature is definitely a scrawl. Thankfully, photo-id is usually enough and we have digital ids in my country as well.
@EnchantingWings1
3 жыл бұрын
My mum nagged at me for my terrible signature. Hers is just cursive 😂
@Ikajo
3 жыл бұрын
@@EnchantingWings1 I have terrible handwriting, but I'm also a professional writer. I just need a phone or computer to work with
@markjohnson7887
3 жыл бұрын
My signature hasn't changed in 20 years. Neither has my dad's.
The primary function of a signature is to be an individual's legal mark, not to be readable. My signature is a nice, clean scribble. It's the exact same thing every time but people think it's bad handwriting just because they can't read it. Oh and then they hit me with this line: "Why do you have bad handwriting when you're a writer?" Wow. My man Rslash, let me level with you because I too admittedly have bad handwriting, but I always get mad when people conflate being a writer with having good handwriting. There is no correlation between the two whatsoever
The signature thing is ridiculous! When my mom was in the hospital dying of cancer, they needed her to sign another DNR (do not resuscitate). She had fought for 10 years and there was nothing else they could do except keep bringing her back when her heart stopped, even though she had accepted it was over. Anyway, so hospital admin says they need her to update and sign another DNR, which she does, but of course she’s very weak now, her right arm is huge from edema, and so her signature was shaky and not normal for her. So they compare signatures to the first one on file and say NOPE! Your signatures don’t match. We cannot accept this. She explained and tried several times to sign but couldn’t get it to match perfectly for them. You can imagine the rage I felt when I heard this. I understand it’s the hospital’s job to keep you alive but geez!! Fortunately for my mom, she ended up getting hospice right after that so she got her wish to go home and die in peace. Sadly enough, even then, my step dad forced her to take another chemo treatment to keep her alive and suffering for two more weeks. Anyway, I recently had a trust made and you can damn well bet I got a DNR which my lawyer says the hospital couldn’t argue with and my husband knows what I want. It’s absolutely ridiculous that some hospital admin gets to override a person’s right to turn down life saving measures because your handwriting wasn’t the same 10 years ago!! Arrggghhh!
Spicy Nuggets
@sky_lord0888
3 жыл бұрын
Pog
@quinnw919
3 жыл бұрын
true
@mrcroob8563
3 жыл бұрын
Hilarious...
@maksimlukamiletic6223
3 жыл бұрын
yum
@BeeBread-
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for your very Contravertial response
I love he does the small pauses... So, have a good day.
This man had to learn how to forge his own signature
Apparently [heard the story from a 3rd party] someone as a joke at 16 wrote 3 cat heads instead of a signature when they were getting their driving licence (because he thought it would be funny, but they just accepted it without checking) and it became his official signature. Cue the awkward situation when he at 30 is buying a house and has to sign every document with 3 cat heads There are phases we cringe at from our youth and decisions that we regret but this signature was quite a unique one in my opinion
Great take on the anti-vax tirade about "living in fear." It's more like caution against entitled AHs who think they have the right to infect/kill anyone and call it "freedom" (more like freedumb).
@markjohnson7887
3 жыл бұрын
She was vaccinated. And we keep hearing how awesome the vax is. So why is she afraid?
@danevertt3210
3 жыл бұрын
@@markjohnson7887 wow, really dude??? Also, seems like you’ve forgotten what vaccines do.
@markjohnson7887
3 жыл бұрын
@@danevertt3210 I know what actual vaccines do. This isn't a vax by definition. It doesn't give you any immunity. But, it's suppose to lessen the symptoms. So again, what was she afraid of? The vax is suppose to protect her after all. I think it's YOU that doesn't know what this "vaccine" does. Get educated.
@danevertt3210
3 жыл бұрын
@@markjohnson7887 hahaha I’m in healthcare. You still seem to forget what vaccines do - hahaha you kinda glossed over the point
@markjohnson7887
3 жыл бұрын
@@danevertt3210 If you are in healthcare, and you don't know the difference between a normal vaccine and the covid vaccine, then you should REALLY look for a new job. Because you are grossly unqualified for it. From the dictionary: "A vaccine is a biological preparation that provides active acquired immunity to a particular infectious disease." And that is EXACTLY what I said. Get a new job or redo your education please. You are putting people's lives at risk.
That thumbnail is just absolutely cursed. On par with the thumbnail of the video where a guy chops his fingers off.
@moony2543
3 жыл бұрын
Link??? To the chopped off fingers video???
@williamshimmin2854
3 жыл бұрын
You have to watch the episode of Myth Busters where they do a bunch of slowmo sneezing!
@stormwright8300
3 жыл бұрын
@@moony2543 I think it's a malicious compliance video. The title is something like "I watched my boss cut off his fingers." You can't miss the thumbnail
Tutoring Story: What that family did is highly illegal. Depending on the state it took place in, they could be facing serious felony charges and not just for what they did to the tutor. If they don't want the vax, I won't judge. "My body, my choice." But when they endanger others, that's a different story.
when someone say stop living in fear because you are being safe. Well i guess if you get something that saves life then you live in fear, i won't see you on the other side for some time.
Out for 1 minute and already 30 comments you guys are wack, I never miss an episode I look forward to your videos every night especially on break at work
Ooooh your story about your signature gave me real stress. I'm so glad it worked out!
I love your brief moment of silence bits They catch me off guard every time
that actual brief period of silence caught me so off guard lmao
Strange hearing a guy with a deep voice say “lady bits”
It's called redundancy. The more security checks, the better, even if some of them are weak. Also, they only let you practice your signature because they were certain it was you.
I work in a preschool/early education center (infants-5 year olds). Children’s parents will still, in 2022, knowingly bring their children with every possible covid symptom they could display: Fever, cough, runny nose, nausea, diarrhea, body aches, etc. It doesn’t stop there. Parents will also bring their children in with pink eye, the flu, and other extremely contagious illnesses😷. It makes all of the staff extremely uncomfortable and we normally will call the parents to pick up the child once we have discovered what is going on. A lot of the time the child will need to go down for an early nap because they are so sick. Mind you- We are open 7:45AM-5:00PM. We also have children from only a few months old to five years old that attend the early education center in different rooms. Sometimes the parents still won’t come to pick up until normal time and we can’t help but get illnesses going around from time to time. It’s the worst. Put on your masks and keep your kids home if they are sick. Us EEC teachers are absolutely in love with our kiddos and we want them to be as safe as possible in our care- There’s only so much that regular cleaning can do when you send a toddler with covid.
That last story had me like "did your sister ask for help making that baby? No? Then your sister needs to STFU and raise the child herself. If she doesn't think she can do that, have the grandparents adopt it" As a parent of 3 kids (14, 15 and nearly 20), raising a child is awesome actually. I've had my mom (dad bailed on me before I was born) offer to watch my kids... you know, because that's what grandmas love to do... spend time with their grandkids, spoil them rotten, pump them full of sugar and send them back to us. That's how it works. I never asked my sister to watch my kids for a few reasons. She lived in Brooklyn (I'm in Vegas), she has her own life and we're not that close because she's my dad's kid (whole other story there that I'm not fully unpacking in a KZread comment). Same goes for my brother but he lives in rural GA and is busy with work & his new relationship with his first boyfriend. Point being, if you're cool with creating a life, you need to be cool with raising it as well. If you don't want kids, get fixed.