MY SPERM IS LIKE A SWARM OF ANGRY PIHRANA READY TO DEVOUR ANYTHING IN THEIR PATH. One time I jacked off into a lake, and within 10 minutes my sperm had eaten every fish in the lake. True story.

@Ezemptx_bot

3 жыл бұрын

First on his comment lol

@FoxScotty

3 жыл бұрын

ohh come on i nearly peed myself from laughter 😂😂😂

@soruhetsu

3 жыл бұрын

What

@ratchets9314

3 жыл бұрын

Hai rslash thanks for never missing a upload

@itzTeTe

3 жыл бұрын

Well then...

5 thousand dollars is extremely reasonable especially considering the menu and the number of people coming to the wedding

@neffyg35

3 жыл бұрын

From what I had heard from friends that God married that paid around 55 a head. 28 is a steal

@justshanie101

3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking that that price is a freaking steal of a bargain. I hear food can cost closer to 10 grand depending on the company you chose

@Bosihiov

3 жыл бұрын

My husband and I paid $33 a head for standard Afghan food (plain rice, kabob, qabuli palav, and bolani). $28 bucks for all that stuff is a total steal!!

@RainAngel111

3 жыл бұрын

I was about to comment the same thing. $28 a person is a steal.

@Sr_Azulisreal

3 жыл бұрын

Totally think it should be higher

If the 24-year-old single mother is "successful," why does she need a guy with six figures? That whole post was gross.

@nedlan1857

3 жыл бұрын

I have a friend, single mom of one to be exact. Kinda pretty, have a successful career, but kinda bitch. She by any mean not a dick but she look down all "inferior" men as not worth for her, yapping don't need a men while consult with me why she never met a nice guy. The reason I stay with her is because its amusing af and her personality is not that bad, just this kind of women is insecure af. They jealous their women of the same while not having a career and opportunities like her leading happy fulfilled life and have and happy family with husband while they alone single with not husband nor friends. The reason they want a "6 figure men" or "more successful men" is to brag to their circle that "we also have a successful family life"..in short they just insecure feminist

@marbleb33s

3 жыл бұрын

@@nedlan1857 that's not feminism tho

@johngenericlastname9781

3 жыл бұрын

@@marbleb33s nah you're absolutely wrong, that's feminism. All that toxicity is under the feminist umbrella

@powerpuff_avenger

3 жыл бұрын

@@nedlan1857 I can barely grasp what you just tried to write. Maybe try English?

@nedlan1857

3 жыл бұрын

@@powerpuff_avenger sorry I was at outside, and autocorrect may caused it

"Duhh, if Hawkings was so smurt, then why did he die?" -Guy with 147 IQ

@megakaren2160

3 жыл бұрын

If he was really that smart, he wouldn't have caught ALS in the first place.

@fate_clotho9596

3 жыл бұрын

@Shadoboy lol That was my take from the idiot's "He's dead." comeback. Also, the whole "You must need rent!" and " I hope you get evicted!" tirade confuses me. I had a similar choosing beggar tirade when selling a Dyson bladeless fan that was also a space heater. It was brand new, still in the box. They waned to know why I hadn't used it, I explained I had purchased two, and never needed the second since the one was efficient enough. But they wanted me to go down in price, and they're expensive. I wasn't willing to. They called me a "poor bitch" who needed money for drugs and rent. I laughed and said; "Actually, my mortgage is paid in full, so I own my house outright. And I'm on pain management, so my doctor has me take drug tests every three months. But, whatever, dude." That made them even angrier, so I blocked them and pulled the fan from the selling site. I'd had enough.

@Adair.Stewart

3 жыл бұрын

“Because a 216 IQ does not make a person invincible?”

@MidnightRose.

3 жыл бұрын

He probably got that result from one buzzfeed quiz 😂

@kiev420

2 жыл бұрын

@@megakaren2160 Thing is, there's a difference between a high IQ, and other areas. Someone could have a high IQ but is very... lacking in other areas. He most likely does have that IQ cause people around 135 - 150 IQ brag sooooooooo much. Edit: You can still be stupid with any IQ, it isn't the only factor, a person with 100 IQ could be smarter than a person with 160 IQ, it's like capacity and acceleration, high capacity, but low acceleration.

“I need your entire family out of your home for a whole week while I film. . .” I called porno at this point, and it looks like a lot of others did as well. Which makes it even worse when you heard they had convinced the daughter to let them use her room.

@banditnmbr087

3 жыл бұрын

I had not thought of that till you said it wow that's messed up

@thegreatstoneddragon9432

3 жыл бұрын

At least they didn't ask to use the daughter. 😬

@sourisvoleur4854

3 жыл бұрын

@@thegreatstoneddragon9432 😨😨😨😨

@greywalker505

3 жыл бұрын

@@thegreatstoneddragon9432 “At least?” That shouldn’t have even been on the table.

@thegreatstoneddragon9432

3 жыл бұрын

@@greywalker505 Yeah. Either way, I'm glad they got shot down.

It disgusts me that the production team can’t even accommodate this woman. This must be a student passion project film for them to be demanding that this woman and her children completely vacate the house and pay for their own living expenses for the entire week of filming

@gigim.9742

3 жыл бұрын

Next time I need to reference pron, I'm calling it a "passion project" 🤣😂

@freakymoejoe2

3 жыл бұрын

or a loser trying to shoot porn

@adventfear

3 жыл бұрын

@@gigim.9742 why not a "passionate hugging project"?

@maggpiprime954

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, definitely "passion" project! Not student project, they still have rules being freshly drilled into their heads.

@BirgitProfessional

3 жыл бұрын

It sounds like a scam to me. They're trying to get the whole family out under false pretenses in order to rob everything that's not bolted down. And probably a good portion of the bolted stuff as well if they bring the right tools.

Tbh, 5000 dollars wasn't a bad price for all that food. That woman was crazy.

@simmonsmichael317

3 жыл бұрын

Frfr hope she available for weddings I'll swing that business to her real quick

@liacaburian2092

3 жыл бұрын

@@simmonsmichael317 i remembered that catering post on twitter, the business owner has an ig acct highlyflavored757

@dshaprin

Жыл бұрын

It is a steal, I expected double.

During the Netflix story, all I could think of was "Dude just wants a pirating site."

@kaku7398

3 жыл бұрын

Plus, I think he wants Netflix to work the way American tips work : basically a waiter's wage is basically just tips from costumers paying for their good services. But, tips are part of American social dynamics (they can even be called "cultural") and have been as such for a veeeery long time. So literally basing the entire FOUNDINGS of a movie on TIPS in a blink of an eye just because "Boohoo I pay for something when I can pirate it for free!!!!!!" is absolutely hilarious and just plain dumb. God that post is so stupid. (Just a note : I'm not criticizing the opinion, I'm criticizing the arguments. I see where he's coming from, but the arguments... are just stupid. Okbye)

@RaccoonWithRabies

3 жыл бұрын

For real. Free, with all the best movies and documentaries and (sometimes) recommendations on what you should watch next? Yep, that's just a piracy website. Only thing missing is the part about donating to the creators. You can donate to the website but if you wanna support the movie makers you can just, I dunno, buy the movie or something?

@mackdee911h3

3 жыл бұрын

He wants a piracy site that isnt a piracy site in the traditional sense so he doesnt risk getting any viruses, or his ISP telling him to knock that shit off before they drop him.

@cmlemmus494

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. The "service" this guy wants already exists, he's just too dumb to use it. (Note: I'm not encouraging piracy, just saying that obviously this person isn't aware of how it works). Even putting aside the copyright & payment aspects, how does he propose that one site would get access to everything ever. It's not like Disney is going to just give Netflix their library.

@ichigokurosaki3703

3 жыл бұрын

Idk just sounds like a KZread version for shows and movies

$33 in one year? That's not a valued customer, that's barely even a customer.

@Sarika38

2 жыл бұрын

I know right? Stupid broad acts like she's a damn celebrity!😂😂😂😂😂

@dx1450

2 жыл бұрын

And then she wants a $30 gift certificate... that's a lot more than the profit they made on her $33 sale.

@ZombieSazza

2 жыл бұрын

I’m a bloody VIP for Irn Bru stocks in comparison because I spend hundreds every year

@Grouchbox

7 ай бұрын

And she expects a discount that is almost as much as her total purchses

Only $28 a head for all that catering?!!? Holy shot that’s cheap!

@einienj3281

3 жыл бұрын

It really is!

@Ramsey276one

3 жыл бұрын

That’s CHEAP?! NO MARRIAGE FOR ME! XD

@leileyaravencroft

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah it is. My cousin had his wedding specially catered with an open bar and that mess was EXPENSIVE. Can’t remember the actual price tag but that woman was getting an awesome deal.

@micaylamae3283

2 жыл бұрын

Right? I’m pretty sure that’s what I paid for my prom banquet.

@magiv4205

2 жыл бұрын

@@micaylamae3283 Wait who the fuck pays that much for a fucking PROM!?

Love how the guy expresses how dumb the sellers are for accepting his bad prices then meets someone who is firm and berates them for the longest time with no intention of buying it

This dude just outed himself on having a spending problem. “I DONT EVEN NEED IT I JUST WANT FOR THE DEAL!!” Ok soooo you have terrible spending and hoarding habits? Great job

@camilac.l.1323

3 жыл бұрын

Assuming he was telling the truth.

@fullmetal_3961

2 жыл бұрын

@@camilac.l.1323 yeah, I'm gonna assume he wasn't.

The last guy does not see that a free Netflix would have to be crammed full of a ludicrous number of ads to be anywhere near viable. It's not that much dude. Lol

@mihan2d

3 жыл бұрын

Well... technically that's how non-cable TV works for decades.

@sourisvoleur4854

3 жыл бұрын

@@mihan2d - True but in a completely different market. When there are only 4 channels, you take what you can get. How many choices do we have nowadays? Much more cut-throat, I think.

@Casual-Yohoho-Enjoyer

3 жыл бұрын

Then not make just netflix free. Make movies free so netflix doesn't have to pay for them

@gorilladisco9108

3 жыл бұрын

Do you mean just like broadcast tv?

@Mad-Hatter-ison

3 жыл бұрын

@@Casual-Yohoho-Enjoyer It's even ironic because Netflix had been underpaying studios and animators to the point a lot died of either exhaustion and work environment and with the pandemic, that death is 10x worse than the virus itself

Crab and swordfish are considered breakfast meats? Now I feel like I've been eating breakfast wrong my whole life.

rSlash: “KZread algorithm go easy on me that’s spelled coc not the other way!” Also rSlash: “oh yeah I have herpes in ALL three holes.”

@alimhamad6532

Жыл бұрын

what does all three holes mean?

@dakodabarr9646

Жыл бұрын

@@alimhamad6532🐱🍩👄

@vamvam7690

11 ай бұрын

@@alimhamad6532🤦‍♀️

"I think Netflix should be free" Netflix takes a long time to bring in new movies/series and there would be a lot of ads to suffer through. That "free" offer doesn't sound so nice either when you land in a dead zone. Good luck watching your stream while it buffers.

@gigim.9742

3 жыл бұрын

Heck, even when you pay, you get ads! Just look at Hulu.

@shadow4you

3 жыл бұрын

@@gigim.9742 hence why I don't use Hulu anymore, especially when shows like South Park and Rick & Morty have language censored. I now use HBO Max, KZread premium and Amazon Prime (has some ads but depends on the movie)

@amberheimbach4832

3 жыл бұрын

Netflix is pretty reasonable I mean pretty much everyone can afford it. Plus you could watch it for years and not get through all of it's content. That dumbass needs to just pry open their wallet and pay.

@Annie_Annie__

3 жыл бұрын

Anyone that remembers the dial-up days with “free” dial-up internet providers would know how that works. You could pay for internet and an email address or you could get a free internet provider that had 1/4 to 1/2 your screen covered by banner ads at all times and was slow af. It suuuuuucked. Why would we go back to the internet stone age after all these years?

@terra_the_nightingale135

3 жыл бұрын

@@amberheimbach4832 pretty sure we’ve had it since like 2010 and still haven’t gotten by everything of course lmao

The catering one was actually pretty cheap and reasonable. All that high end food alone is expensive. Seven grand was the lowest price I’ve seen.💰

@b.f.2461

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I would have thought that was a real deal.

@patc4586

3 жыл бұрын

Was it just me or was there an awful lot of shrimp/seafood on that list? "Shrimp and Grits"? ⁉️ 🦐🤢🦐

@jjohnston94

3 жыл бұрын

@@patc4586 Don't knock shrimp and grits until you've tried it. 👌

@nancyjay790

3 жыл бұрын

Some folks love grits, some aren't that thrilled.

@DopeioThePhoneBoi

3 жыл бұрын

@@patc4586 Oof, we got a yank here.

According to google, the average cost per person for a wedding buffet is 27$.

@vanguardangel6912

3 жыл бұрын

That sounds like a good deal IMO. If there’s guaranteed good food, I’ll give ya an even 30$

@sourisvoleur4854

3 жыл бұрын

And that's probably without swordfish and shrimp grits.

@pollypockets508

3 жыл бұрын

Wow. That's so cheap.

@vladdraghici7237

3 жыл бұрын

yeah but most menus are not even close to what this person asked for.

@llamaniaman4002

2 жыл бұрын

Except most wedding buffets don’t order a waffle station, a wing station, swordfish fillet, salmon, dozens of cupcakes in multiple flavors, and more for hundreds of guests. So realistically it should have been $40+ for each person. That lady was getting a total bargain. I’d estimate around $65 considering the cost of the food and the effort/time the chefs put into making it. Also on the quality of the food, assuming that it’s average-to-high quality.

rSlash: KZread algorithm, please go easy on me. It's not even the right word KZread Algorithm: Lmao, you were demonetized the second you hit record.

@jamesnorman9160

3 жыл бұрын

KZread: Too late! *hits demonetize button*

@DHTheAlaskan

3 жыл бұрын

rSlash: *breathes* KZread: DEMONOTIZED!

8 hours a week is perfectly fine if you dont need to pay for living expenses yourself, like still living with your parents, or students wanting to get some money while still studying.

@rainfallen7574

3 жыл бұрын

also for disabled folks on disability that still have some of an ability to work, since the system hates us THAT much being only allowed to have a bs low amount in our accounts.

@cm6275

3 жыл бұрын

To me she sounded like an adult though lol so she probably needs more money than that

@MartialArtswithLucyLu

3 жыл бұрын

I live with my parents but I still work more than that a week sometimes here!

@SkinnerNoah

3 жыл бұрын

I'd be happy just to have a job lol

@dx1450

2 жыл бұрын

I really wish I could work 8 hours a week and have someone buy me a 14 day Alaskan cruise...

That person spent $33 in a whole year at one store and thinks that she is a "valued customer"? SMH

@sourisvoleur4854

3 жыл бұрын

And she wants all of it back!

Most shameful moment: the McDonald’s employee memorized my order…I got a cheeseburger and fries and they legit asked if I wasn’t getting my usual ice cream as well

@moren321

2 жыл бұрын

I used to work at mcdonalds and honestly i wish i knew that memorising orders was somrthing that ppl didnt appreciate. Bc they always encouraged us to make customer's feel like regulars so i always felt proud if i remembered someones order tbh.

Ive looked forward to this every morning for the past 2 years. He is a real inspiration.

@toastycomfyghosty1891

3 жыл бұрын

same tho

@Hell-yeah420.69

3 жыл бұрын

Ive been at it for a solid 8 months. Love listening while i get ready for work

@user-st7rq3sn7v

3 жыл бұрын

I had no idea Superior sperm dude had such a following! Why?!

@theend475

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah 😅

@-castus-

3 жыл бұрын

Well for me i look forward to evenings

“People who brag about their IQ are losers” -Stephen Hawking Literally my favorite quote of all time

We gotta respect this man Dedication he has not missed a upload in so long and I know he got other thing he could do Edit: thanks for the likes everyone :)))))

@desireeloveros1055

3 жыл бұрын

I’m honestly shocked he hasn’t taken a break with a new baby in the home

@FrakJags

3 жыл бұрын

He's getting paid great money for the easy job in the world, to read other people's stories out loud, it's not exactly taxing and like he says, he only does the one take

@tylersaylor463

3 жыл бұрын

I agree there. Every day at 9am for me (Except for the one time he was late cause he forgot to hit upload), he always uploads.

@b-zar8912

3 жыл бұрын

@@FrakJags Faxx

@TKUA11

3 жыл бұрын

Reading stories for 15 minutes isn’t that hard . Good stories, but the real work is done by the OPs

When OP found the pistol between the couch, if his brother actually did say: “I still have one more life.” OP coulda been like: “and it’ll be your only one if you don’t pass that controller.”

"BIG EGO IN A BIG MAN" That's not any better 😂

"It honestly isn't such a big deal" is easy to say for the one that ISN'T being asked to give up their house for a week. Bloody hell.

"I would like to buy your TV for a fifth of the price you listed" "I bet you would"

"Yes I'll probably be single forever with this attitude. No I do not care" she says on her tinder profile

@chaosreaver3597

3 жыл бұрын

That cound be summarised by typing "I want a rich subservient man who treats like a princess, you won't get meet my child untill we're engaged and I hate men"... yeah, she's dying alone. The only good thing about her profile is that she's upfront about how much of nightmare she is. One thing that baffles me, I don't use Tinder, but isn't that the app people use for casual hook-ups? Why was she husband hunting on Tinder? I mean some of the guys who I work with use it and I think only two of them have ever met the same woman more than once. And only one regularly hooks ups with the same woman whenever one of them is horny. Their entire relationship is basically about just sex.

NOOO I don’t mean to shame my customers who come every night - by telling them to get the app 🤡😂 - I once had a girl sit in my drive through for 20m scrolling through her pictures for a “free 20pc coupon.” Even though she didn’t have it, (cause it doesn’t exists) she spent foreever and then whined when the person behind her honked 😂

@goku-sangreen4510

3 жыл бұрын

My uncle has DRAWERS full of mcdonalds coupons we don't even pay just coupons

"I'd like to give back to her also." correction: "I want all of you to give back because I have better things to spend my money on."

@dx1450

2 жыл бұрын

Plus "And I'm lazy because I only work 8 hours a week but want everyone else to buy me a vacation."

his voices get funnier the more i hear it

@luigiRobs14

3 жыл бұрын

I like to think with most stories he’s holding back some insane laughter

@binugget420

3 жыл бұрын

It really does🤣.. Plus it adds to the character and always gets me annoyed or irritated by the Karen

@genzphilosoph-e

3 жыл бұрын

No joke lmao

@faustinobolanos6924

3 жыл бұрын

Fr I've rewatched everyone of his videos at least 3 times it just gets more funny

@Mangos156

3 жыл бұрын

You forgot your pills again john. Those are just the voices in your head

"I'd love to give back to my mom, so give me a bunch of money and stuff so I can spend it on myself-um, I mean, my mom."

That film guy definitely was going to use the daughters room for things that make me creeped out.

@gorilladisco9108

3 жыл бұрын

Either that, or empty out the house.

Everybody, mark the date: 19th of September will be 1000th video!

Sometimes when I'm home alone I go to the backyard garden get naked cover myself with dirt and crawl around in the dirt and pretend I'm a earthworm 😏

CB: *Compliments his own sperm* *"Weird flex, but okay."*

Rslash….. your the man, but you got me worried that you think a “VIP” is the head honcho of of a company. Ya know the kind of people you meet in the CEO section at a club

So how does the Netflix guy expect them to pay the staff who want their money before it reaches netflix?

@gorilladisco9108

3 жыл бұрын

Ads. That's how radio work, how broadcast tv work, how youtube work ..

The gun scenario was hilarious

Hey- rSlash, if you see this, I would just like to thank you for the hours of listening to your podcast that have saved me boredom. Whenever I'm bored, I put in my headphones and turn on rSlash's podcast!

I literally asked my family about the cost on a Princess Cruise and the price is ridiculous (the most a family member paid for was $9k)! CB is deliberately delusional and working 8 hours a week with no car will get her nowhere. Good luck on her birthday. :/

The most shameful moment of my life was my manager at McDonald's pressuring me into telling people "you should really get the app, you're here like all the time!"

Everyone with the first lol. Excited to be this early and have this brighten up my day right after biking in muggy weather

$1800 is eighteen thousand? Having a newborn is rough. He hasn't hit that sleeping through the night phase. 😆

"Its my turn" 'But I still have one more life' Cocks gun "I have more than one bullet left"

Ok but like just a good steak with maybe one side can cost $28. That was an incredible deal for that caterer

The thing that confuses me most about that Tinder profile is the part regarding flowers. What the heck is any one person gonna do with new flowers every single week?? I hate the idea of buying flowers in the first place, given how high maintenance they are. And that's just once. Is it just because they die by the end of the week, so she needs new ones to replace them?

@johannaleopold2612

3 жыл бұрын

Probably yes, if you always want flowers displayed, you have to change at least once a week (I think companies do it more often, but less and less have flowers standing around ^^). I think it's more stupid that she thinks someone would be ready to propose to her, without even knowing the kid (and it's also mean to the child, the 2 should know they get along, before any deep commitment is made).

@matthewscorner2990

3 жыл бұрын

@@johannaleopold2612 Yeah, a lot of the stuff in the bio is much more stupid, I'm not denying that. But it's not confusing. This is behavior we expect from people like them. The flower thing was the most confusing thing to me.

"I'm not a damsel in distress I'm beautiful, well educated, smart, successful and funny" right if you are doing so well in life why do you need to date someone making 6 figures which is super vague. making 100,000 per year or making 999,999 per year is still 6 figures but way different. so I guess she isn't well educated or smart, she is funny tho.

"It's my turn now" "But I still have one life left!" * Clash of Clans gun * "Not anymore"

Nappa: rSlash, what does the scouter say about his insecurity level? rSlash: It's... OVER 9,000!

The funny thing? There's a school where I live that's named "COC". And it is a really good private one.

@MrTrollman5

3 жыл бұрын

hmmm very good private one PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

-I want an expensive TV for pennies -No -I HAVE A HUGE IQ, I AM RICH AND MY JIZ IS RAD!!!!

@sourisvoleur4854

3 жыл бұрын

Every single one of my sperm has a Lamborghini and two vacation homes in Barbados!

CB: I have 150IQ and 10 TVs!! OP: Seems like you almost have everything. Only thing you don't have is a therapist XD

The last story about Netflix being for free. It already exists it's called torrenting and I've done it for the last 20-years.

"youtube, please go easy on me" * notices there's no ads * O_O

@sherylcascadden4988

3 жыл бұрын

I had ads, but it's nice not everyone did.

The bridesmaid wanted Saks service at Walmart prices. Those are the worst kind of customers!

Man the loyal customer one made me laugh when the commenter got told they should use the app because they're always there. My sister was so mortified once because we used to go to McDonald's ALLLLL the time, and she had her name on her licensee plate, so they actually knew her by name. And one time they messed up her order at the window and a staff member told them off saying 'shes practically one of our VIP's how could you mess up her order?' My sister was M O R T I F I E D and didnt go back for ages. Thankfully we're both on a much healthier path now and very rarely if ever get fast food anymore 🥰

A film student buddy of mine got the use of a warehouse (in the 80s) for shooting a short film. It was sort of free as the owner of the warehouse was getting ready to sell it. Me and all his other friends (about 20 of us) jumped in to clean that warehouse for both the shoot and the sale and everything went beautifully. My buddy was very happy with the shoot and the owner was thrilled he got a clean warehouse to sell. I couldn't imagine anyone trying to take advantage of the owner like that as he was just an awesome guy.

" I'm not a damsel in distress " you're right you a a cave dweller in distress

8 hours a week? That's like part-part-time, my friends 15 year old brother worker longer hours

@SkinnerNoah

3 жыл бұрын

Facts. When I was still employed I was working a minimum of twenty hours a week

The Tinder profile lady: why are you even using a dating app if you have this attitude and know that you'll probably stay single? Makes no sense to me

@abrahamthebewildered1448

3 жыл бұрын

Figures, worst case scenario she finds no one, best case scenario she finds a rich simp who'll shower her with his wealth. It's really too bad. I'm more angry with the guy who reproduced with her though, to be honest. Women like that need to be left alone and romantically ignored by all men.

I've worked on TV location shoots. The money I've seen paid for houses is crazy. One house was used for 6 months, they repainted, replaced carpets and put in a beautiful garden for the shoot then returned it to normal. They were paid $400K (AUD) for that 6 months, put up in a Air BnB and got to keep the garden.

The sperm guy is the definition of "A big shadow cast by a tiny tree."

Man i love these content you're making rSlash, keep on making them, I think you won't be out of materials, these things happen daily, and it's not gonna be too hard to look for these kind of stories. So keep the good work. Your content rocks

The Clash of Clans one had to be the best thing I've ever heard on this channel... thanks for the genuine laughs!!

13:55 OP should learn another qoat from another genius "never argue with an idiot, they will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience" - Mark Twain

@abrahamthebewildered1448

3 жыл бұрын

He may have very smart, but not very fun. . .

Anyone else think the guy bragging about his sperm is so insecure that he had a mental breakdown trying to inflate his ego?

I always love how often we see choosing beggars throw out epithets of unprofessionalism or similar when they're not paying for something. Since the word "professional" refers to something done to make money/earn a living, yeah, this thing you're not paying for is totally not professional.

Oh my God, lol. That egomaniac is actually hilarious!! Normally I would punt any butthole that acted up that way, but that guy was so damn amusingly into himself that I would play into it as long as I could string the weirdo along just for the entertainment, lol!! 🤣😂🤣😂

I’m a uni student that works 8 hours a week (but I usually work 20-24 hours bc overtime) my holiday this year was 2 days away camping that cost me an my partner just over £100 and I loved it. I’m putting away £50 a month to save up for a Disneyland Paris weekend trip for when me and my friends graduate and even at that we might be waiting until we all have full time jobs. I don’t understand why people who can’t afford things beg others to pay for them, since when did the world owe lazy people?!

Omg we're super early today!

@lordoftheonionrings3534

3 жыл бұрын

Yup

Ah, I remember that caterer story... still makes me facepalm to this day.

"I'm giving you a poor review." Oh no, then nobody will want to take my free stuff any more. Damn.

in the beginning, "it's 18 thousand per person so 36 hundred dollars total" hahahahha lol great math rslash, hahahahaha lolololol. nah man I'm just giving you a hard time

*Everyone enjoying the story *Me wondering how he got the gun sound

@SkinnerNoah

3 жыл бұрын

You can find free audio clips of gunshots, lasers, explosions etc online

It’s probably only 8 hours a week because that’s what they said they were available for…

That Offerup dude... I would have sent him a link of Buzz Lightyear saying "You are a sad, strange little man. And you have my pity. Farewell!"

Talking about choosing beggars, a friend of my ex bf convinced his ex wife to cater, cook and serve the meals for his wedding (all free of course), a friend of his and his band to play for free and tried to convince another friend to do all the photos for free. Unbelievable. I'm thinking about that poor ex serving food to the new wife, sitting next to her daughter. Smh.

Dude there can’t be 90 “ first” people… y’all want a cookie of something?

Rslash makes everyone happy

I wonder if that lady came running back to OP when she realized every other professional caterer charged $8000+ for all the food she was ordering. With everything she was getting it should have been $50 for one person. And that doesn’t include the fee for all the effort that chefs put into making it.

I used to run the fishmonger counter (before it closed last year - money hole) in the supermarket I work in. I can say with certainty that the three most expensive things we had were king scallops, yellowfin tuna steaks, and swordfish steaks. Each came in at around £20-30 a kilo. The supermarket was fairly middle of the road as far as pricing too so there's definitely better quality out there and that means _way_ more expensive.

I did not expect this title lmao.

Joking about stis like that is quite rude and not a moral failing

@clknails7747

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I always get kind of sensitive with this topic. I was in a long term relationship with a man who didn’t tell me he had herpes and gave it to me. Was very traumatic and I had to tell every person I was ever involved with after that about it beforehand. Very embarrassing. And I got it from a committed relationship (on my end).

For the first story, at least she was honest about where the money was going. It isn't the first time someone wanted to use crowdfunded money to go on vacation.

Catering Person: Swordfish contain lots of mercury. Hope this lady wasn't having pregnant women or kids at her party.

@desireeloveros1055

3 жыл бұрын

I thought swordfish was poisonous

@NovaGirl8

3 жыл бұрын

@@desireeloveros1055 as long as you don't over eat it should br safe

2:19 they says vip not ceo

The guy who wanted the coc account would get banned, selling accounts is not bad and supercell can detect that fast, talking from friends perspective

Bruh, rSlash is getting boooold with words in these last few videos lmao. I love it

@deadlockraven1849

3 жыл бұрын

I know this is amazing. Just him suddenly dropping the f bomb out of nowhere is great.

First story: Okay, this person is insane. When I invited three of my friends to celebrate my birthday, I wrote "no presents please" on the invitation. I got presents anyway, but I preferred the part of the evening where we were singing karaoke, having dinner or just chatting, rather than me opening them (although I do really like bedsocks, the replica of Luna Lovegood's wand and the encyclopedia of weird things).

18 *hundred*, not thousand But I think we all know by know RSLASH puts mistakes like this in deliberately to boost the comment count ...so allow us to happily oblige!

@h.f.a.1221

3 жыл бұрын

Huh. I never thought of it like that

@roshnibritto4637

3 жыл бұрын

True lol I didn't know

@Ahmad-fq5eh

3 жыл бұрын

Lol I think he does the same in the AITA videos with one blatantly obvious contradictory take to get people to comment. Very smart on his part of that is the case.

Day 140 of telling him he's making everyone day better

@angeliki5135

3 жыл бұрын

Hey Jeff! 😊

The tinderprofile reads like pure, unfiltered FDS content for sure xD

I AM a caterer and we've charged that much per person for an appetizer party. It would be difficult to even pay a crew to set it all up and maintain it the day of the wedding for that price.

@abrahamthebewildered1448

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that variety list was crazy! She made herself sound like a rich noble, but turned out a community centre and party subs were more in line with her budget.

Early!!! Edit: I was actually first lol

@Ezemptx_bot

3 жыл бұрын

Damn idk who’s first me or you I don’t know how to check lol

@Ezemptx_bot

3 жыл бұрын

It was either me or you it prob was by a couple seconds lol

@Ezemptx_bot

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I think you were first lol CONGRATS

@Tuhmahtoe

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ezemptx_bot We could call it a tie if you want :)

@Ezemptx_bot

3 жыл бұрын

@@Tuhmahtoe I guess lol

"I want to GIVE BACK to my mom, so would you please do that for me?" And then the one who spent AT LEAST $33. Wow, big spender! LOL

i finally finished watching all of his videos, now i don’t know what to do w my life until he uploads again

@sourisvoleur4854

3 жыл бұрын

Try RedWheel. I watch them both, both are very good.

Anybody else just start watching these randomly one day when you were bored and now you’ve been watching it every day since?