I love when he says "cheapo" at the start.

@IlliterateIdiot

8 жыл бұрын

I just keep replaying that...

@ayyitstum5419

8 жыл бұрын

Fr

@FibonacciDDR42175

7 жыл бұрын

Good, I thought I was the only one doing that...

@rossvegas7

7 жыл бұрын

Bob yeah,cos that would make sense wouldn't it???.....

@penguintears825

7 жыл бұрын

rossvegas7 Yeah. Now I see how random that would be if it were true 😂.

Just a grown man walking into poundland and buying a red wig and a pregnancy test nothing to see here

@AgentTasmania

8 жыл бұрын

They probably know him by now

@kyleangevine4151

8 жыл бұрын

Lol

@robertkorhonen9417

8 жыл бұрын

+AgentTasmania To be fair, I wonder what they think of him. Always buying the most random crap. :D

@Joeink100

8 жыл бұрын

people have wives and girlfriends

@mrsilikeeggs

8 жыл бұрын

+krumpll No worse than walking into a costume shop and buying a red wig and a nurse's uniform with prominent scars on your face and possibly wearing clown makeup.

I can only imagine the look on the cashier's face when ashens came to the counter with: A red fabulous wig, a pregnancy test, a miniature trash bin and shitty toys.

@TheAnthonyMarlowe

7 ай бұрын

Now she’d just think he’s a democrat

I don't know how it works in the UK, but here in the United States pregnancy tests are regulated by the FDA, so the cheap dollar store ones are just as efficient as the expensive bluetooth witchcraft tests.

@simplyangling9140

4 жыл бұрын

You sound like you know from experience haha. Here in the uk each brand have their own reliability 1 may say you are pregnant another 1 wont

@thebluewhale8891

4 жыл бұрын

@@simplyangling9140 In that case, why waste money on pregnancy tests? Just go to the doctor and have them professionally test you.

@CorrosionAudio

4 жыл бұрын

@@WHATSPUPDAWG Nope, literally same day.

@patrickmcmullen1467

4 жыл бұрын

Sand Fan 3000 maybe they can import them from the US? Remember the UK does have national health and I can take a while to get non life threatening services!

@josephinehynek1228

4 жыл бұрын

Cheap ones have done their job for both my pregnancies

I like watching Ashens videos in reverse order and seeing the Brown Couch improve in quality.

@DaLilVivi96

3 жыл бұрын

Pmsl yh

@Riot_Bird

Жыл бұрын

😂

9 months later Ashens gave birth to a beautiful baby nerdcubed.

@sabotabo7476

6 жыл бұрын

Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds Dan got hitched fuckin fast then

@samiloveyoutooxxgotocarbry5935

4 жыл бұрын

Charlo

@DaLilVivi96

3 жыл бұрын

Pmsl yasssss

@Mick_92

2 жыл бұрын

With a wig.

"So what we have here is a dead juggalo fucked by a silver monkey" I fucking love ashens

"I held it in my piss stream for the full 10 seconds" ~ Ashens, 2014

@soullessSiIence

5 жыл бұрын

Pisstream*

@musict4379

4 жыл бұрын

@@soullessSiIence *Pistream

@uuu12343

4 жыл бұрын

TheSillyPotato Piston

@DanielPinel

3 жыл бұрын

@@musict4379 Is that a Pi thing? Streaming from a Pi?

When he put the pregnancy test in the bin I cracked up. Also started laughing at the thought of him buying all these things at the counter...must have been an awkward exchange with the cashier.

I was expecting to see a pregnancy wig made from loom bands

@useryuserperson

9 жыл бұрын

So was I, or at least the loom band wig, I don't know where the pregnancy aspect would come in.

@kenetickups6146

9 жыл бұрын

I as well

@ilex_occulta

9 жыл бұрын

useryuserperson Its intended purpose would be to place over the bump.

@yobaseen21

9 жыл бұрын

ahaisonline You clever person.

I lost it when he said "oh you're referring to the bag, I had a terrifying image of a baby suffocating in a wig"

When i saw the move 'Foodfight' in the end, i saw a few quick flashbacks of the people i love in my life.

I would have laughed my twat off if that pregnancy test came up positive.

@Goobian

9 жыл бұрын

If a man has a pregnancy test that comes up positive he has testicular cancer.

@SpeedsMcRonalds

9 жыл бұрын

Goobian ... That's actually really interesting. So what you're saying is if I'm worried I have testicle cancer, hold a pregnancy test in my piss stream?

@Syphian

9 жыл бұрын

k12314 No, just go see a doctor asap.

@DoctorKandosii

9 жыл бұрын

Goobian That's a load of old bollocks, mate.

@Goobian

9 жыл бұрын

Lord Funface The Atomic Toaster According to Snopes it's partially true. www.snopes.com/medical/disease/pregnancytest.asp If you don't read that it basically says yes some forms of testicular cancer cause a pregnancy test to turn positive but it's not recommended that you get a test to see if it turns positive as a reliable test.

From the title I was expecting a loom band wig for pregnant people...

@collymonster

9 жыл бұрын

Same! I was so disappointed!

@supersev2001

9 жыл бұрын

Me too

@BlueFluffyKitten

9 жыл бұрын

supersev2001. Me three

@IvyAltdrachen

9 жыл бұрын

ikr

@BlueFluffyKitten

9 жыл бұрын

He looked so good in the wig.

that trash bin is the cutest thing ever

@serana1445

9 жыл бұрын

Because you know, trash bins are cute

@TsumiMegami

9 жыл бұрын

because it's a perfectly scaled down version of a big thing, i have a thing for that It'S so cute

@soullessSiIence

5 жыл бұрын

You have issues.

@CorndogCrusader

4 жыл бұрын

@@soullessSiIence No, I feel the same way. Anything that's tinier than it should be is adorable. Then again, I have Asperger's and brain damage.

@favoritemustard3542

Жыл бұрын

@@TsumiMegami 7 yrs later: I know they (still) sell these at Dollar Tree in blue, red, & green lol

Stuart, I hope you read this. I've been watching your videos now for around 8 years. They were comforting to watch after I lost my mum, they cheer me up when I'm feeling down, and of course all the times in between. I think the entertainment you provide is remarkably good. The humour, the sarcasm, the dry wit - it's all just right, and being British there is of course no language barrier, so I 'get it' all. Without waffling on anymore I will just say "thank you." If what you do has a positive effect on other people then you should be proud of what you've achieved.

@Jay-uu5lu

6 жыл бұрын

Ellavorn Marcus I lost my 2 dogs and Stuart has helped

@DaLilVivi96

3 жыл бұрын

Godbless you hun 💖

@daskamu

10 ай бұрын

Same here mate ❤😊

I like how he says "give us the book of words!" Instead of just "Now, where's the manual for this thing...".

What's the decay rate on loom bands? I want to make a massive, mysterious cube, fill it to the brim with loom bands and go bury it on a tropical island, for some future dolt to come and dig up, thinking he found a valuable treasure. *Future edit from 2115:* _Well! Jokes on me. Loom Bands are the worlds most traded commodity in the future and I just made some stranger a gazillionaire._

@firewisplet8275

8 жыл бұрын

+Daniel Renard If Loom Bands were the MOST traded commodity that would mean that there are a lot of Loom Bands being traded which means pricewise they'd be virtually free.

@DanielRenardAnimation

8 жыл бұрын

Firewisplet Details, details. _[is currently wondering why car won't start with a gas tank full of Loom Bands]_

@tgm9991

8 жыл бұрын

+Daniel Renard not enough loom bands

@diegolopez702DL

8 жыл бұрын

+Daniel Renard Congratulations, you played yourself

@wolfyboy

8 жыл бұрын

+Daniel Renard how did you find your comment, after so many years? o.O?

"loom band pregnancy wig" plz

@rose8593

8 жыл бұрын

I love ashen's titles. Hilarity. Like the joy of 'wine ear panda audiobook'. An excellent title

@ahmadmuzakir4675

8 жыл бұрын

an exelencce comment

@casbutwehavemoresubscriber2357

7 жыл бұрын

Rose Connor or Squidgy Wrestler Bubble Gum Truck

@andymadden8183

4 жыл бұрын

"Crawling Beyblade Toilet Vehicle Set". Amazing.

Fun Fact: In relation to the "there's nowhere for the fetus to gestate" comment, there are a number of pregnancies on record wherein a woman went for a prenatal exam only to discover that her uterus was empty, because the baby to be somehow escaped her reproductive tract and latched onto her abdominal wall or one of her other organs for it's source of nutrients. It's a form of ectopic pregnancy. Edit: That fact is not, indeed, fun.

@nathanclark2424

8 жыл бұрын

It's times like these that I actually want to kill a fetus

@willcooke5308

8 жыл бұрын

Now, I can just imagine a doctor saying: "Ma'am, you ARE pregnant, but you're baby is literally eating your liver. Ever seen 'Alien'? It's a bit like that, really..."

@barnardsloop01

8 жыл бұрын

You just ruined Metal Gear Solid for me. I hope you get FOXDIE.

@AncientHoplite

6 жыл бұрын

What do I do with my life when the facts aren't fun?

@Bicth97

4 жыл бұрын

None of those can make it very far at all though.

There should be a petition for ashens to make a video where he has a makeover with just poundland beauty products...

@joenbrad1

9 жыл бұрын

Or a reality show where he lives for a week where every item he uses comes from poundland/world/99p stores

@AmyAshcroftSWAG

9 жыл бұрын

OMFG YES

@Elfnetdesigns

9 жыл бұрын

Rahyra TheStronk That stuff will kill a horse if you try to live off of it

@joenbrad1

9 жыл бұрын

ElfNet Designs The tesco essentials value range can be a bit iffy, I hhaven'tsuccumbed any harm as of yet! :)

@mstrdbear

9 жыл бұрын

Rahyra TheStronk His whole life is lived out of Poundland already.

"I had the horrifying image of a baby suffocating in a wig" I don't know why I found that so funny but I did

That wheelie bin is about the same size as the new ones out council is sending out now...

@0-B1

7 жыл бұрын

hahahahaha

@sethtaros7757

7 жыл бұрын

Nope, it's a bit bigger

@sethtaros7757

7 жыл бұрын

I was being sarcastic, it's WAY bigger

@PhilXavierSierraJones

5 жыл бұрын

The thing is, the dollar store near me now stocks these mini wheelie bins in multiple colors including *flesh tones.*

@planescaped

4 жыл бұрын

@@PhilXavierSierraJones For disposing of your fleshy, vivisected waste...

A Dead Juggalo Being Fucked By A Silver Monkey, Which Is Obiously A Popular Edition to Any Canadian Circus - ashens 2014

@thekingsman9773

9 жыл бұрын

That profile picture makes all of the difference

@miamunoz3256

9 жыл бұрын

Your profile pic is the brother of molester moon...

@adeemnazeem8817

9 жыл бұрын

its a close up of thomas the tank engine, all his intentions will be revelaed in due time, explains why all the kids wanna ride him

@goatprince1

9 жыл бұрын

Adam Hall Is that seriously what Thomas looks like nowadays? Jesus.

@adeemnazeem8817

9 жыл бұрын

yea aha

I was unfamiliar with the expression "drop the sprog" meaning "to give birth" and I though he said "drop the Strogg", which I imagine would be quite unpleasant for a lady, unless her secret dream happens to be having an enemy from Quake 2 come out of her lady bits, that is.

@TravisStewart42

9 жыл бұрын

I loved that line. It was so wonderfully classy. Sprog is a wonderful word.

@madichelp0

9 жыл бұрын

CainBitterman That scene scarred me so much as a kid.

@NuclearCherries

9 жыл бұрын

CainBitterman I'm waiting to play that part with the oculus rift.

@Hammer_Ent

9 жыл бұрын

I thought 'drop the sprogg' meant to take a huge shit but that may just be me. :p

@Ghost_Of_SAS

9 жыл бұрын

Hammer Enterprises That could spark a interesting debate on human nature.

Whenever I see an Ashens video in my sub box, I usually wait to click on it. They just always seem so unappealing. But then when I eventually get bored enough to watch all the videos that seem more unappealing than the others in my sub box, and I get to the Ashens video, I find it hilarious, and regret not having watched it sooner. Am I the only one?

@madichelp0

9 жыл бұрын

No, I eagerly watch them as soon as they're released.

@alejo2794

9 жыл бұрын

madichelp0 Thanks for the feedback. I thought I was just kind of weird xD

@Chuukun1

9 жыл бұрын

admittedly i do the same, but I do that with many things youtube or non youtube related. But at least when it does happen i am usually happy that a few episodes have already came out and now i ccan watch em all.

@jarmakey1

9 жыл бұрын

Depends on the time and subjects. If it's food I wait until I have some food handy. If it's tat it depends on how much free time I have cause I like to sit and savor Ashen's videos.

In Canada green waste bins like that are actually used for food waste. The idea of keeping food waste in a small bin on a desk is “magically delicious”.

I found this in my recommended animation suggestions, best animation I've seen, looks ever so realistic! 0.0

that little recycling bin is actually pretty cute, lmao

i can only imagine the cashier's face at poundland when you were buying that wig and pregnacy test

The detail on that wheely bin was remarkable

1:22 "I had a horrifying image of a baby suffocating in a wig." If there were a hell I would certainly be going there now, judging by how much I laughed at this

"I shit ye not, squire." -Ashens 2014

The "sad onion" on the loom bands looks kind of like Lemongrab :D

@IvyAltdrachen

9 жыл бұрын

oh my glob

@Yutuban1

9 жыл бұрын

***** This grammar is UNACCEPTABLE!

@Bulbie7

8 жыл бұрын

+GrincheyCringe An Excellent Unacceptable Observation.

@false_icons

8 жыл бұрын

It looks like Onion from Steven Universe

Males with certain kinds of cancer (of the ball variety, I think) do test positively on pregnancy tests sometimes. Fun fact: You probably don't have ball cancer.

"An Excellent Comment"

@Sinfusion2143

8 жыл бұрын

KEK

@yoshiytp9783

8 жыл бұрын

+Jarrad Buller (Sinfusion) i KEKt myself

@joshfloyd4761

8 жыл бұрын

help me jesus

@VAitv.

8 жыл бұрын

KEK!

@acvaticlifE

8 жыл бұрын

+Chef Excellence "An excellent response!"

For anyone who's wondering, "Giochi Preziosi" means "Precious Toys", and they make the official Hamtaro toys in Italy too.

Our Poundland has this weird psychic thing going on- either that or it has the most amazing market research team to ever roam the Earth. For example, the 3d rulers with names on. They don't carry the name Jim, which literally nobody in my town has.. but they stocked surplus of William, which is a name that i-shit-you-not everyone has in their family. It's crazy. And dogs? They happened to stock 'Tibetan Terrier' themed products. I mean, who does that? Poundland of course. Because there are Tibetan Terrier owners in the town. Aaaaaaand camping equipment. Previously none, but somehow the intel at Poundland discovered when Scouts were doing a camping trip and happened to stock every item on the kit list, including emergency survival blankets (?!?!) and groundsheets. What is life ??

Ashens, the only man who can get excited when he sees a sad onion as long as you don't count his fans

As soon as you said "do not freeze" the video buffered...spooky

@fuppetti

9 жыл бұрын

Or Google...

@ILoveWomen

9 жыл бұрын

69spooky69me

"As Seen On KZread" Um... is that something you can brag about? Literally anything in the world can be seen on KZread.

@chasecolbert1432

9 жыл бұрын

***** Not Everything... *Pervert Face*

@joned1000

9 жыл бұрын

Philbob Yolo *le Lenny face

@chasecolbert1432

9 жыл бұрын

joned1000 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)‎ Happy now?

@someweeb3650

9 жыл бұрын

***** almost everything ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@louiswhellans6545

9 жыл бұрын

a nintendo video ohhhhhhh

That recycling bin is arguably the best thing you've gotten from Pound Land.

I wonder what his parents will think if they see a pregnancy test, in a recycle bin, in a trash bin...

I'd pay to see the cashiers face when ashens put a wig, a pregnancy test and loom bands on the counter.

honestly ashens has the best comment sections

@stanleypines1026

8 жыл бұрын

+The Zonnoser "Naturally" -The spy

@stanleypines1026

8 жыл бұрын

***** Danke.

@bananapocket2526

7 жыл бұрын

johnny8208 Lies.

I forgot how he said CIRCUS WORLD on this and started dying laughing when he said it.

I have to agree with the final comments. Pound shops do sometimes sell pretty useful stuff. I bought a HDMI cable, notepad, pens, headphones, a Belkin mic for standard headphones, CAT5e RJ45 Ethernet cables, USB hubs, TV antenna, snacks and even some toiletries just in the last few months. Pound shops aren't all that bad.

Three men were driving through the country when their truck broke down. It was bad weather and they had no place to go. Of course the farmer came along and said they could spend the night with him under one condition. He had a son who had no ears and got very upset if anything was said about it. Later that evening at dinner one of the men kept staring at the boy. The boy, getting upset, asks “What are you staring at?” The man says, “Oh, it’s your teeth, your teeth are so pretty, and make sure you take care of them or they will end up just like mine!” and he takes his teeth out. The second man kept staring and staring at the boy. The boy getting more upset asks the man “What are you staring at?” “Oh,” the man says, “It’s your hair, you have the prettiest hair I have ever seen, and make sure you take care of it or it will end up just like mine!” and he takes his wig off. The third man kept staring and staring and the boy was really irritated at this point and says, “What the hell are you staring at?” “Oh,” the man says “It’s your eyes, you have the prettiest eyes I have ever seen and make sure you take care of them because you don’t have any ears to put glasses on.”

@mrs.yellow_ledbetter2911

9 жыл бұрын

Haha. Well maybe he just had holes in the sides of hisnhead then?

@miamunoz3256

9 жыл бұрын

***** He couldn't hear but still could see and was insecure. He didn't need to hear to watch the men staring at him also some deaf people could make out what people are saying by how they form their mouth and just watch their lips.

@paulthetallsigma1552

9 жыл бұрын

Mia Munoz You really don't need to break down a joke!. he had no ears on the side of his head, I never said he was deaf.....

@paulthetallsigma1552

9 жыл бұрын

Mrs. Yellow_Ledbetter exactly!!.

@miamunoz3256

9 жыл бұрын

XD LMAO Im done wit life! paul wilson

I work at Poundland (and previously at 99p Stores) so Ashens is always a damn good source of amusement. I'm actually glad you showed the good side for a change; there really are some absolute bargains to be had! Also a lot of cheap tat. ;)

7:26 As a custodian in a middle school in 2020 prior to the COVID-19 ending of schools being open, THOSE THINGS ARE THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE

In all honesty, that wig does look fabulous.

@IanC14

4 жыл бұрын

Makes me think of Harley Williams of Paramore fame

Just keep using that bin, it can be your recurring guest named Binny.

I WANT THE PLASTIC WHEELY BIN!

@brandongray3980

9 жыл бұрын

Muhahaha! I have one! (It's better quality than that peice of plastic).

@thomasbuettner6878

9 жыл бұрын

Hans Brandt Artyom! get back in the Metro!

@hansbrandt6471

9 жыл бұрын

Thomas Buettner ^^

@bradador1

9 жыл бұрын

Hans Brandt "if its hostile, kill it"

@laughingjack845

9 жыл бұрын

Hans Brandt "Life was never easy in the Metro, but it was our home. There was comfort in its routines, seeing the same faces day after day."

"oh, well if you're an invalid, it refuses to work! that's just rude and discriminatory." XD lol oh ashens. you and your wit.

"die cast metal plastic" I laughed out loud...

Well I never thought I'd see Stuart take a pregnancy test.

If Poundland are really selling Belkin HDMI's I will be very impressed

@nathanpreece

9 жыл бұрын

I can confirm they do.

@Goobian

9 жыл бұрын

OhNoNotMyPenis It technically is still popular, people still play it. They just don't make the games anymore. I buy the guitar hero controllers and sell them on Amazon. Some sell very quickly within 2 weeks.

@blazednlovinit

9 жыл бұрын

Goobian "technically"?

@Goobian

9 жыл бұрын

blazednlovinit I use the word technically all the time. That is just how I talk.

9 жыл бұрын

You reckon it would be a good investment to buy a load of HDMI's and sell on Ebay/Amazon for £5? They're like £11.99 new.

The loom bands sad onion reminds me of lenny face without the brows

The bin should be used for loot crate badges

FWIW, the dollar store pregnancy tests work just fine. In fact, I have it on good authority that many clinics use them for testing. We went cheaper and used the 10 for a dollar eBay China specials, which work fine but don't have the nice plastic case, just a plastic strip and a foam pad. Detected successfully within 7 days.

"Hello, Im the fifth element."

Two years later, and I still come back to this when I need cheering up. Ashens in a wig, never fails to lift the mood.

Ashens... the only person to make a pregnancy test sound interesting and funny

There's no party like an S-Clip party!

Inside the wheely bin is where you find all the LIQUID FILTH

@chasecolbert1432

9 жыл бұрын

BurntFaceMan Fuck yes.

@Antics456

9 жыл бұрын

mine was filled with maggots this morning i now want to kill myself because there were so many you could HEAR them

@M50A1

8 жыл бұрын

+Antics FFS so many maggots that the tf2 soldier would be proud

@Antics456

8 жыл бұрын

so many maggots they could make a slipknot album

You passed on a stick and showed it on KZread. LEGEND!

"And here we got a juggalo, that's obvious Come at me bro, come at me bro." 😂😂😂

When they say they developed a range of kitchen items I assume they really mean they went to Alibaba, found some cheap products and slapped some packaging on it.

@ashens

9 жыл бұрын

I would bet actual pence on it.

@TravisStewart42

9 жыл бұрын

***** Not that it means they are bad. I just wish they were honest about it. Much like the "surprise" arrival of a reality TV host at someone's front door, the fake nature of it grates on me.

@dragonsilviu

9 жыл бұрын

***** YOU REPLIED!?!?!?!?!

@TravisStewart42

9 жыл бұрын

Silviu Moga I know. This is my biggest brush with fame since walking past a well known CBC political correspondent in Ottawa. I am so glad I have a beer on hand after writing that.

@shannonbriggs100

9 жыл бұрын

Ashens replied to you 45 minutes ago? He is up a bit early/late considering it's 3:50 am right now.

The wheels on the car barely go round, barely go round, barely go round...

Just realized I’ve been watching this dude off and on for years and I haven’t even subscribed. I made sure I am now 😂🖤

Every time I see a sad onion now, the theme song plays in my head. I think my brain is melting.

6:09 it also means you dont have testicular cancer.

@Timeward76

7 жыл бұрын

sтαтιc ғσg well, its enough to warrant a check I would guess. I mean... if I as a man got a positive, I'd go see a doctor in the next tenth of a femntosecond.

I saw a DVD in Poundland called 100 ways to tie your tie. Why does that even exist.

@davidtroughton286

9 жыл бұрын

MORROWIND FTW

@serana1445

9 жыл бұрын

David Troughton Skyrim is better.

Lmao "hes a juggalo" MCL man I love your vids keep postin em!!

YAAAAAY! A Poundland Special! Next to Food Stuffs, these are my most favourite vids. Go Stuart!

Oh the dollar store pregnancy test... 7 years ago I had to buy a pregnancy test, I went to Superstore (large grocery chain in Canada). I managed to grab one and get in line without any old lady commentary, a great feat in small town Nova Scotia. As I'm standing in the 1-10 trying my best to look inconspicuous all of a sudden a shrill exclamation comes from my left "YOU KNOW THEY HAVE THOSE AT THE DOLLAR STORE!!!". I turn to see a 50 year grandma staring at me. Dying of embarrassment I turn slightly and mutter "oh yeah... Cool I guess..." and slide forward. She wouldn't stop talking about her grandkids.... They now have durex condoms at Dollarama. Also there is a dollar store chain called "Great Canadian Dollar Store" where everything is "$3 or less!", most of it is $2.50.

@amyrubens3628

9 жыл бұрын

I've seen a store, misleadingly named 'Pound Store' or something similar, where (in very small letters underneath) it turned out everything was a pound *or more*.

@Volcanicash122

9 жыл бұрын

Amy Rubens Pound Express? Everything a pound, unless marked otherwise. Basically, some tat for a pound, everything else £2 up.

8:04 That's a brainwashed onion.

@yoshiytp9783

8 жыл бұрын

It is, doctor.

"What we're look at is a dead juggalo being fucked by a silver monkey." Had me fucking rolling

You are the funniest red wig wearing pregnancy test taking loom band making tiny recycling buying frivolous crap guy I've ever seen on KZread lol I love it.

I feel like one test isn’t good enough. We need Ashens to buy 20 more pregnancy tests and use them all in order to see how many become positive.

This is by far the best Poundland Special so far. I LOL'd so hard. A Poundland pregnancy test?! :P

I got a diaper ad just as Ashens announced he's off to have a wee. Oh, KZread.

I love how at the end he pulls out food fight. Ashens you will always be one of my favorite KZreadrs.

7:10 Don't know why but that made me laugh out loud. Why would they even put that on the package? So many questions... Maybe they are time travelers that knew Ashens would review it.

The wig looks like it was photoshopped onto the photo on the packaging.

@callumstevelaw

8 жыл бұрын

you copied my profile picture ROUND ONE: FIGHT

@2000broncosfan

8 жыл бұрын

callum law (Mortal Kombat theme starts playing)

@Nevernamed

8 жыл бұрын

+Chase Corr nuuuuu #Endbillying

Ashens, You are a bloody legend!

"So, what we have here is a dead Juggalo being fucked by a silver monkey, which is of course a popular addition to any Canadian Circus." - Stuart Ashen 2014

I want that "New sad onion" sound as a notification tone now

whenever im sad or nervous or anxious i come to ashens channel bc he calms me down and he makes me happy bc hes so funny and yeah

i dont know why but your videos are so bloody addictive to watch lol

6:41 Dunno. I wouldn't mind pee soaked stuff on the sofa as long as it wasn't my sofa.

@JacobKinsley

8 жыл бұрын

That's what happens when my mom sits on my sofa

@user-yo2lt8ch7v

8 жыл бұрын

*click* noice

@ohnospaghetti-o6123

7 жыл бұрын

ChickenPika ayyyy! Pika how are ya? What's you next video gonna be buddy?

That loom bands jumpcut was hilarious! But then a stupid unskippable 30 second ad (a.k.a. The worst) ruined the moment.

This is one of the funniest ashens videos I've seen

Your pregnancy test had me in hysterics. Thanks for that. I needed a good belly laugh today.

"Hello, I'm the Fifth Element."

I've got a little green wheely bin on my desk. I use it to hold pencils. The things are really bloody useful!

I could watch these videos forever. Your hilarious! 😌😂

2:03 I remember watching this for the first time 9 years ago & nearly passed out from laughter after seeing Ashens in the wig 😂

Food fight on DVD XD

@GrandHighGamer

9 жыл бұрын

I thought that movie ended up never being released, too. At the very least everyone who hates themselves should definitely google the trailer to appreciate one iota of how shit it is.

@KasumiKenshirou

9 жыл бұрын

Gradius You can also watch JonTron and / or Nostalgia Critic's review of it. I think it sat on a shelf for a really long time before it was eventually released.

@QWERTYCommander

9 жыл бұрын

Jeff Jacobson Actually, what happened is that the movie was coming along quite nicely (or at least, as nice as a movie with that concept could be) until someone (possibly a disgruntled employee) broke into the animation studio and stole the hard drives containing the movie files. They had to start from scratch with a much smaller staff.

@uselessDM

9 жыл бұрын

Thats what interests me. They had a 60 million budget, but they probably spent all of it on the original movie, so I think it's not really correct to say they blew all the money on the film we got out of it in the end.

@uselessDM

9 жыл бұрын

Yes, I saw his and NC review of it. And what I mean is, that both reviews looked at the 60 million budget and said this is what they did with the money, but in reality they only had a fraction of the money, because they spent all of it on the stolen footage. Maybe the original was just as bad, but in reality this is more of a low budget production, so the result won't be too great anyway on a technical level.

Thats not a sticky rubber monkey, its a metaphor for the monkey on his back, that is addiction. All juggalos are druggies, duh