Ashens talks to Dan like a Dad who's letting him win at a game just so he doesn't quit out of frustration. "OH AND IT SPINS AS WELL! WOOOOWW SON! Your elephant ballerina sure is the best toy we have here!"

@Pawn2e4

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah... the pity was obvious.

@ahandsomefridge

4 жыл бұрын

Well.. Dan needed the pity, at least a little bit.

@brycevo

4 жыл бұрын

"Thanks Dad"

@nathancarbo

4 жыл бұрын

But it was

@spicybeantofu

4 жыл бұрын

He needed the break plus it is the best thing hes got.

Get someone that looks at you the way Dan looks at the disembodied voice of Rebecca.

@ellaisplotting

4 жыл бұрын

They are absolutely adorable. Genuinely gave me hope regarding love and relationships.

@alicesmith255

4 жыл бұрын

Best part is not being sure how much of it is because of how much he genuinely loves them and how much that's the face of a man broken by the spice forfeits

@ahandsomefridge

4 жыл бұрын

@@alicesmith255 I thought that's what love was supposed to feel like anyway.

@TheVikingSwan

4 жыл бұрын

@@alicesmith255 Rebecca's pronouns are they/them

Episode 11. The one where they get an easter funko for christmas.

@unknownemrys330

4 жыл бұрын

An Easter funko wearing a Halloween mask for Christmas*

@InsanityPlusOne

4 жыл бұрын

Louise is not an easter child, she is a violent anarchist & the best girl.

@ccggenius

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe it's an "A Christmas Story" reference?

Today, dan's wife forces ashems to eat rabbit shit. Got to love the out of context descriptions of some of these episodes

Ashens making a Zoosmell Pooplord reference in 2019. I'm impressed.

@randomsword10

4 жыл бұрын

And he made it at exactly 4:13

@rinshankouhai

4 жыл бұрын

@@randomsword10 holy shit

@crustycrustacean5267

4 жыл бұрын

@@rinshankouhai ya, no shit Sherlock

Dried Reliable Reindeer Droppings

*"I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!"* My wedding vows have just been written for me.

Current scores Dan-3 Ashens-7 Draw-1

The joy from Daniel when he gets his blue elephant, such a real outburst of emotion :)

Seeing Dan win actually makes me smile. 😁 'I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!!' Bless him.

That moment when Dan yells *I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!* is so full of emotion and pure adoration and love, it's so wonderful and sweet :3

@mgthestrange9098

4 жыл бұрын

Mrs Dan is getting it tonight...shame he stinks of garlic and spice!

Got to have my daily dose of grown men choking on not really holiday spice

@ashley-nq9fm

4 жыл бұрын

There not summer holiday advent calendars ,there Christmas advent calendars!so how can they be "not really holiday spice"?what is a holiday spice?happy Christmas

@spicybeantofu

4 жыл бұрын

@@ashley-nq9fm cinnamon, cloves, pepermint, to name a few. Not bbq spices not too many people bbq in winter lol

Ashens must be so dehydrated, took him 11 days to finish his drink

The joy on Dan's face through this episode

"Thighman" I always knew Germans were cultured

@NojoJojo598

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck, that made me laugh harder then it should have

@exmaarmaca

4 жыл бұрын

Thiccman, also is that a jojo reference?

@Chaos89P

4 жыл бұрын

Need I remind y'all about "Knoblauch"?

@exzyyd392

4 жыл бұрын

@@Chaos89P Germany's favourite superhero: Knoblauch the Thighman

@therunawaykid6523

4 жыл бұрын

Hydraxion Voltage I’m more of a breast man

I was really hoping that Rebecca was going to have Dan lose after he told her she couldn't do a draw.

"fans of andrew hussie will be excited by this."

Ashens: "Fans of Andrew Hussie will be excited by this." Everyone else: "Zoosmell Pooplord!"

Day 11: Dan hallucinates an angel in the form of an Elephant as the grass masks consume his flesh, the reindeer stares on indifferently. Ashens licks frantically at the dust of what was once human civilisation, a reconstructed sliced Hitler laughs and sobs over him. RELIABLE REINDEER!!!!!

Please do a booze calendar next time, so we can all enjoy the cumulative effects of all the "days"

@benjabby

4 жыл бұрын

Ooo I like that idea

@evillttlimp

4 жыл бұрын

That's a fantastically terrible idea, I LOVE IT

@Richter-89

4 жыл бұрын

I seen a bourbon one a while back too. That'll be amazing.

@sockmonkey13

4 жыл бұрын

Now I need this to happen.

@theangrymob8231

4 жыл бұрын

Pleeeeeaase

Holy shit did the reliable reindeer win something?

@timorautiainen1783

4 жыл бұрын

To win and win with most likely thing you think when someone says Christmas, a blue elephant with tutu :D

@timorautiainen1783

4 жыл бұрын

@@MaybeAnnatar But pretty reliable and consistent on bringing the defeat

A miracle occurred thanks to Dan's wife.

@ellaisplotting

4 жыл бұрын

She is a miracle

Just wait till the winner gets to open the secret Surstromming Advent Calendar. That's right, 25 days of rotting fish!

@funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong

4 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure even conceptualizing a Surstromming Advent Calendar is illegal in most civilizations under human rights laws.

Haha Ashens' whispered «badtimes» was hilarious

4:22 A Homestuck reference in the Year of Our Lord 2019? I never thought I'd live to see the day.

@SheepBeard

4 жыл бұрын

I mean, with Homestuck 2 released last month...

@TehSkullKid

4 жыл бұрын

Beriorn i mean, Zoosmell was a comic Hussie did years before he worked on Homestuck.

@bazboyd44

4 жыл бұрын

@@SheepBeard time is reversing

@Phantom_Gabriel

4 жыл бұрын

@@SheepBeard wait there a bloody homestuck 2?! one was bloody enough i couldn't even finish it when i read it a few years back thanks to not having enough time

@dmag4249

4 жыл бұрын

But does this mean that Ashens has read at least 2 panels of Homestuck?

6:07 Those laughs synced up so well I'm convinced this channel is now infested with demons.

@memethanYT

4 жыл бұрын

The grass maskś âre çòmïńg

@grassmaskdevotee3375

4 жыл бұрын

We have another believer amongst us! Welcome, and may our Overlords be relatively gentle to your soul.

@alansmithee419

4 жыл бұрын

Above replies reminded me of the flash at the end of the last one. Yes... The end of days is nigh.

I cannot believe Ashens made a Homestuck reference AT 4:13 ON THE DOT

I liked how Dan's wife was seriously trying to make it a tie.

NOT ONLY HALF WAY THROUGH, AND VICTORY IS IN OUR GRASP! ALL HAIL THE GRASS MASKS!!! 🍀☘🍀☘🍀☘🍀☘🍀☘

The Rebecca drop-in was the most beautiful thing

The irony of it is, somewhere out there, someone who likes spices is wondering why these two guys are pulling faces at all these great-tasting dressings.

@acidroofproductions9378

4 жыл бұрын

I'm sure they're lovely spices if rubbed on meat and cooked. But they straight up eating it.

Y'know, cominmg hom,e after 2 full days of art exams at school its always nice to watch these advent videos. Thank you Stuart and Dan.

Damn. Dude not only mentioned the Huss. But also referenced one of his older and more obscure projects. Damb

02:15 MY HEARTH MELTED!! Dan was soooo sweeet

Ha, nice. A Homestuck reference was probably the last thing I expected to hear today when watching this.

"That is something you really have to rub onto something" 'Like your open wounds'

Ashens made a Homestuck reference. Can’t say I was expecting that.

I swear every episode of Ashens' Advent Calendar seems to be a buildup for Stuart to reveal that he's actually Dan's long lost father all this time.

I know it was an "internet phenomena" but I still never expected Ashens to make a homestuck reference.

It's Louise from Bob's Burgers... Wearing a hockey ma...? IT'S LOUISE FROM BOB'S BURGERS!

Tell you what that reminded me of, there's an old paint colour called mummy brown, which was basically just ground up Egyptian mummies.

Dan: "I think this would've been a draw. How about we let our special guest judge today?" Rebecca: "I think it should be a draw." Dan: "NO"

Ashens references Zoosmells at exactly 4:13 and then namedrops Hussie

Dan cheated. I mean, he clearly slept with the judge

Dan, we must see the elephant top fight an arena of beyblades. It must be so.

Last year (or two) Ashens makes a JJBA reference and now a Homestuck reference, im speechless

Ashens: 🎶Ralphie on a Rampage! Ohhh Ohhhh!🎶 Nerd3: FINALLY gets a break from on again off again torture. lol

Ashens got blown away today. That elephant is great

It's like Ralphie from "A Christmas Story" went on a rampage with his Red Ryder BB Gun after getting that damn bunny suit

@rjoyhelvie

4 жыл бұрын

Oh good, I'm not the only one who realized that was a Christmas Story reference.

Ashens is the last person I expected to make a Homestuck reference

But does the Santa elephant fit in the sleigh. That's the question I need answered

@mtldragon3

4 жыл бұрын

@Nazidude88 like I shall be thinking of this until I know lol

Bunny is Ralphie from A Christmas Story. Note the fluffy bunny feet... Awesome!

A secret calendar is going to end this all...

@GTAmaniac1

4 жыл бұрын

i-m gonna bet it-s the return of the grass masks

@KindredPhantom

4 жыл бұрын

@@GTAmaniac1 If it's the grass masks then it won't just be the end to the calendar, it'll be the end to us all!

@Chaos89P

4 жыл бұрын

@KindredPhantom Remember last year, or was it the year before, when 20-ish grass masks spilled out of a loser's Advent calendar?

@KindredPhantom

4 жыл бұрын

@@Chaos89P Last year I believe.

I saw the thumbnail and thought Dan actually won today. Then I saw the rabbit and thought I was wrong. That elephant was a marvellous surprise :D

It's a sugar plum fairy, clever. I quite like the rabbit thing too but I do love a good top.

Please do a cosmetics Callander next year, I want to see you apply makeup every day it would make my Christmas

I’ve watched ashens get wrecked for too many years to not be loving this go round.

This is genuinely my favorite thing about Christmas every year now.

@therunawaykid6523

4 жыл бұрын

Alan Hardman yeah it doesn’t feel like Christmas unless two grown men are opening terrible advent calendars daily

today, we were all Zoosmell Pooplord (but especially Stuart)

I really needed this, This really is an advent calender for me (these videos) so thanks for making them!

I was legit thinking “Zoosmell for the Pooplord”, and turns out Ashens was thinking the same thing.

I like how it's gotten to the point that if Dan's calendar gets anything that isn't a piece of cardboard trash he wins by default.

STEWART THAT WAS SUCH A COVERT REFERENCE. I rocketed back in time to college and I don’t know if I liked it or not!!!!

I understood an obscure Ashens reference! I feel like I won a lottery.

Wow! Talk about putting her on the spot! Rebecca was great! :D

"Zoosmell?! Fans of Andrew Hussie will be excited by this." Is ashens a homestuck fan???

@DeepDiveDevin

4 жыл бұрын

He's referencing the ORIGINAL context of Zoosmells, one of the old Team Special Olympics comics. He may be an OLDSCHOOL Huss fan.

Funny ashens got the rabbit 🐇 and zoo poo flavourful spice!

ASHENS KNOWS OF HUSSIE?

@theodorelehman

4 жыл бұрын

The moment he said "zoosmell," I knew exactly what he was talking about.

@fennecfoxfanatic

4 жыл бұрын

Ashens is full of forbidden niche knowledge

Ashens is a food god this guy has eaten expired food and survived

Ha as soon as he said Cajun I lost it because I’m from Louisiana, and a German company trying to make Cajun spice? Impossible

THE SPICE MUST FLOW!

The elephant ballerina reminds me of the ballerina in the game Weird Dreams for the Amiga.

This day, the choice was reaaaly hard! ;O

After these videos, I will forever refer to garlic as knoblaunch.

@Wheeljack2k

4 жыл бұрын

I'll call mustard SNEFF from now on :D

ASHENS IS A HOMESTUCK ASHENS IS A HOMESTUCK

"The senate will decide your fate"

"It looks like rabbit shit." These guys have clearly never cleaned up after a rabbit lol.

@ellaisplotting

4 жыл бұрын

Dan and Rebecca have a rabbit, Peanut. He's blind, deaf, and extremely old.

@TheNinjaBA

4 жыл бұрын

@@ellaisplotting They had a rabbit. Peanut very sadly passed back in January

@skysnow2495

4 жыл бұрын

Well damn, that sucks. No clue what they were feeding them though, rabbit droppings don't and aren't supposed to look anything like that.

Cajun seasoning is good stuff I love it.

"Fans of Andrew Hussie will be excited by this." wait whAT?!

Awh, I can't 'like' more than once

Is it fair for Dan to gloat on his victory when he has lost 72.72% of the challenges? (And that's not taking into account that he actually stacked everything on his favour before the contest began.)

These are my favorite December event

Give the spice advent calendar to Barry, get him to make a video with too 😂👍🏻👍🏻

The bonus advent calendar is full of regret.

I'm a reliable Reindeer. I'm a reliable Reindeer. I'm a reliable Reindeer. I'M A RELIABLE REINDEER!!!!

Am I the only one who got the reference to "Christmas Story" with that Pop? Like, a pink Easter bunny suit kinda SCREAMS "Christmas Story."

SECRET CALENDAR INCOMING

Nope. Still hear "I'M A RENNOYABLE REINDEER!"

Love these

Ashens: 7 Dan: 3 Draw: 1

Ashens read Homestuck. Boi, I did a screamb.

this entire calendar, all I've been able to think of is mixing all the spices together at the end and making something terrible with them

I had to double-take when Ashens said Andrew Hussie.

Secret calendar you say? Pensioners breakfast 2 return of the grass mask

Am I watching the same video again again and again? 🤔

Nerdcubed enjoyed this one too much 😂

Spinning is so much cooler than not spinning.

@TheLastPhoen1x

4 жыл бұрын

Its a good trick, after all.

@Tookish_By_Nature

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheLastPhoen1x SPIN HARDER

Ahh, mister Ashens has stumbled upon a bag of our Grass Mask Overlords excrement and decided to digest some. What a joyous day!

If a video ever needed smell-o-vision it would be this one.

this spice calendar is honestly pretty fuckin' neat.