Portal - GLaDOS Final Battle Speech

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The voice in the final battle. I personally died my first time to the final boss because I wanted to hear everything they had to say.
You have a better option: Beat the game, and then come back here to hear everything afterwards.
A third option: You don't care about spoilers and want vidya lore. Whatever, here you go too!
(Spoilers for Portal. Buy on Steam: goo.gl/hCVqDN)
Everything GLaDOS says in the final battle in Portal (I hope). I couldn't find any other videos that had everything.
If you haven't completed Portal, I recommend that you do so before listening to this.
Buy Portal on Steam: goo.gl/hCVqDN
Buy Portal 2 on Steam:
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  • @him_shift111
    @him_shift11110 жыл бұрын

    "Do you want to marry it?" "WELL I WON'T LET YOU." "How does that feel?"

  • @MaeveFirstborn

    @MaeveFirstborn

    10 жыл бұрын

    Love that part.

  • @thehailedacorn6054

    @thehailedacorn6054

    9 жыл бұрын

    what if im objectum sexual

  • @theinfantmetroid

    @theinfantmetroid

    8 жыл бұрын

    So evil x'D

  • @codyxglados7674

    @codyxglados7674

    7 жыл бұрын

    Ki Nguyen I STiLL EnJoY THaT MOMEnT

  • @azuca1205

    @azuca1205

    5 жыл бұрын

    Feels bad man

  • @spyrolad
    @spyrolad5 жыл бұрын

    the chilling change in her voice when you destroy the morality core is incredible

  • @ProdCashhier

    @ProdCashhier

    4 жыл бұрын

    And it stays like that in portal 2

  • @ofrikogut9087

    @ofrikogut9087

    3 жыл бұрын

    @ bruh

  • @ofrikogut9087

    @ofrikogut9087

    3 жыл бұрын

    @ wasn't saying it isn't i was saying "bruh"

  • @yuckhope2600

    @yuckhope2600

    3 жыл бұрын

    @ honestly i simp for glados bc of this

  • @motionsickmilsim8879

    @motionsickmilsim8879

    3 жыл бұрын

    @ In the captions it says "voice turned more seductive"

  • @thewhitepikmin2327
    @thewhitepikmin23278 жыл бұрын

    GLaDOS: Starting now there will be a lot less conversation and a lot more killing. *Monologues for the next 3 minutes*

  • @whenthemewhen2755

    @whenthemewhen2755

    5 жыл бұрын

    xd

  • @Xapheus

    @Xapheus

    4 жыл бұрын

    To be fair, a lot of fun killing goes on between the two sides between the times these lines are spoken. Not a monologue unless you don't consider Chell's destruction of GLaDOS a form of rebellious speech. *End exaggerating imitation of refined discourse* Anyway, I still would hesitate to call GLaDOS's speech a monologue since it's in response to what is happening around her -- destruction leading to her own (temporary) demise.

  • @redguywithatophat1900

    @redguywithatophat1900

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Xapheus you've been on youtube for a long time lol

  • @ceinwenchandler4716

    @ceinwenchandler4716

    2 жыл бұрын

    GLaDOS in Portal 2: "Can you handle things by yourself for a few minutes? I need to think." (Speaks 30 seconds later - I timed it.)

  • @redguywithatophat1900

    @redguywithatophat1900

    2 жыл бұрын

    @Red guy with a Top Hat yeah he knows that dumbass

  • @marko_c3
    @marko_c33 жыл бұрын

    "You're curious about what happens after you die, right? Guess what, *_I know._* " I just realized this ten years too late, but this line got a whole lot darker once Portal 2 revealed how GLaDOS became what she is.

  • @NovaBoi7

    @NovaBoi7

    Жыл бұрын

    Yup

  • @Pejo-Bun

    @Pejo-Bun

    Жыл бұрын

    I always thought she was just referring to the fact that, while Chell wouldn't see another day, she would move on right away and carry out her daily business, given everything GLaDOS says is drenched in sarcasm.

  • @TabathaTMartin

    @TabathaTMartin

    7 ай бұрын

    @@Pejo-Bun *Cough* *Cough* caroline

  • @Kitsu_Kun

    @Kitsu_Kun

    Ай бұрын

    Actually i think she's mentioning he Companion cube thing. How it seems that most aperture scientists were turned into them after they died. Plus they ARE sentient just like every other AI in the building... So what if they're just recycled FROM that data base she has?

  • @gagenott
    @gagenott6 жыл бұрын

    I think it's quite subtle that the morality core on her was the only one that was entirely silent. It's the least important and most easily ignorable part of her personality.

  • @elephystry

    @elephystry

    3 жыл бұрын

    I mean, all it did was stop her from flooding the Enrichment Center with deadly neurotoxin. It didn’t stop her from trying to kill you.

  • @quitequeerquesadilla

    @quitequeerquesadilla

    3 жыл бұрын

    Well, killing you is part of the testing, i.e. her job that’s she’s programmed to do. I don’t think there was any moral core for that...

  • @elephystry

    @elephystry

    3 жыл бұрын

    Queer Quesadilla Look I know that Cave Johnson is a prick but I doubt they’d make that part of the test.

  • @ovecka17

    @ovecka17

    3 жыл бұрын

    Alice Raspii Alice Raspii she used it as a loophole for the fact shes not allowed to directly kill you, but she can still end your life thats what they meant by its part of the test, shes using the test

  • @arduousJester

    @arduousJester

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@elephystry honestly I always though it was like a poorly programmed end-state? (I'm not a tech person so if I use the wrong terms sorry). Like a sort of "If A, then B" but completely ignoring a possible C->D? *If subject [dies], then [mark test complete]* but they totally skipped over the *if subject [completes all tests], then []* so instead of, idk giving you a celebration cake? Letting you go? she's stuck on "well.... I ran outta tests, but programming says that tests are only complete if the subject dies, so I gotta kill them". At least until you burn all her cores and she becomes more human. Then she's just Pissed.

  • @DrPew-ph5du
    @DrPew-ph5du6 жыл бұрын

    “Your entire life has been a mathematical error. A mathematical error *_I’m about to correct.”_*

  • @jackofalltrades8412

    @jackofalltrades8412

    3 жыл бұрын

    0+0+20lbs= you. You worthless, round, mute, pathetic person.

  • @GlitchedRed

    @GlitchedRed

    3 жыл бұрын

    The funny thing is that Chell's use in testing is absolutely an error, at least in the eyes of GLaDOS and the data banks that were sabatoged.

  • @vibaj16

    @vibaj16

    Жыл бұрын

    @@GlitchedRed not really, that happened after Portal 1

  • @meemkade

    @meemkade

    8 ай бұрын

    WARNING WARNIG SCUG FROM RAINWROLD

  • @frimty

    @frimty

    3 ай бұрын

    @@meemkadeSCUG SCUG SCUG SCU,g

  • @tokki7800
    @tokki78003 жыл бұрын

    6:31 I love this line so much. The hints towards the half-life world in this game are so unbelievably amazing. I love the uneasy/unnerving feeling they give.

  • @thecommentguy9380

    @thecommentguy9380

    2 жыл бұрын

    combine: hey what is thi- GLaDOS: TURRET GO BRRRRRRRRT

  • @flintfrommother3gaming

    @flintfrommother3gaming

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@thecommentguy9380 A combine knows what a turret is, Black Mesa literally copied it from Aperture too lmao.

  • @thecommentguy9380

    @thecommentguy9380

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@flintfrommother3gaming problem is GLaDOS is the faclilty and she can just drop a turret out of nowhere

  • @flintfrommother3gaming

    @flintfrommother3gaming

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@thecommentguy9380 why doesn't she in the last fight?(other than the rocket bot)

  • @thecommentguy9380

    @thecommentguy9380

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@flintfrommother3gaming there wasnt really any panels in there

  • @EmerlyNickel
    @EmerlyNickel7 жыл бұрын

    "2+2 is.............10. ... In base 4! I'M FINE!" That's my favorite part.

  • @CanalNoMuyDivertido

    @CanalNoMuyDivertido

    4 жыл бұрын

    No It’s IN BASE FOUR IM FINE

  • @SuperM789

    @SuperM789

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@QuirkyKitsune massive woosh you nerd

  • @GlitchedRed

    @GlitchedRed

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@QuirkyKitsune Big woosh, that was a grammar correction, duder. And base 10 isn't the most intuitive, instead it was the number system that was adopted by the languages of the known world at large. There are cultures outside of The Old World's influence that used/uses based like Base 20 (such as Traditional Welsh), Base 15 (used by those who speak Huli in Papa New Guinea), Base 6 (in Ndom, also in Papa New Guinea), and even, though comparatively rare, Base 12 in a dialect of Gwandara called Nimbia. Even inside The Old World's sphere of influence, languages like French that goes from Base 10 to Base 20 in favor of counting large numbers.

  • @thestarman_maidenbread8205

    @thestarman_maidenbread8205

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@QuirkyKitsune Thanks i actually wonder that because no reason

  • @cheeseandrice107

    @cheeseandrice107

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@GlitchedRed Uh... it was not a woosh. And the dude was not doing any grammatical correction (well, if he was... *trying*... Then it was wrong) The dude quoted the line as "In base 4! I'm fine", which is correct. Since "in base 4" is part of the answer (2+2= 10 in base 4). Then, the other dude said that it was actually "in base 4 i'm fine", as if GLaDOS was saying that she was fine in base 4, which is wrong and doesn't even make any sense (plus, it's definitely not a joke. c'mon) So Quirky Kitsune was just explaining that this is not the case. And why GLaDOS says this. And he is totally correct btw Can't see why you guys are r/wooshing someone. Like... There's not even a joke involved lol wtf It was just one guy not understanding something and then another guy explaining.

  • @avanelletheclockfriend2515
    @avanelletheclockfriend25158 жыл бұрын

    "Stop squirming and die like an adult!" Laughed so hard

  • @BTD6WALKTHROUGHS

    @BTD6WALKTHROUGHS

    5 ай бұрын

    hello avanelle. hows life in 2024.

  • @sabotabo7476
    @sabotabo74768 жыл бұрын

    6:29 - 6:30 sounds terrifyingly angry...

  • @Farantir1

    @Farantir1

    7 жыл бұрын

    She IS angry.

  • @halopro8958

    @halopro8958

    6 жыл бұрын

    GLaDOS: I killed them (scientists) I killed them all. Their dead! Every single one of them! And not just the men! But the women! And the test subjects too! They were like animals! And I slaughtered them like animals! I hate them!

  • @ismaciodismorphus3320

    @ismaciodismorphus3320

    6 жыл бұрын

    rrr598 aa

  • @skywolfx76

    @skywolfx76

    5 жыл бұрын

    "RRGGGH!!! *I HATE YOU!* "

  • @dinodare1605

    @dinodare1605

    4 жыл бұрын

    So much raw emotion is conveyed in that brief cut of audio. It's actually impressive that they managed to make a robot like GLaDOS sound that genuine.

  • @jell-o1015
    @jell-o10156 жыл бұрын

    I like how each core you grab triggers her personality from each one. She doesn't mention curiosity until you grab the curiosity core. Her intelligence goes down when you incinerate the intelligence core. And her anger gets worse when you hold the anger core.

  • @Jojoateyt

    @Jojoateyt

    6 жыл бұрын

    And after you incinerate the anger core, she later sings "I'm not even angry, I'm being SO sincere right now."

  • @manoftheocean6988

    @manoftheocean6988

    3 жыл бұрын

    And notice how the morality core Is silent because she has no remorse or mercy

  • @orphancloud1132

    @orphancloud1132

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@manoftheocean6988 Glados mentions around the 2:20 mark that the core might have had some responsibility with the turrets and how she can't shut them off. Could it be related to how she might not have remorse or mercy?

  • @Vulpio7775
    @Vulpio77758 жыл бұрын

    1:56 Her voice just went from annoying to trance-inducing.

  • @decimallabyrinth5734

    @decimallabyrinth5734

    4 жыл бұрын

    haha i hope this doesn't awaken anything in me

  • @f_mva

    @f_mva

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@decimallabyrinth5734 haha..... too late

  • @fortyforty-seven1061

    @fortyforty-seven1061

    3 жыл бұрын

    👀

  • @squasherdown

    @squasherdown

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@decimallabyrinth5734 bro is down bad for a fucking computer

  • @macaronisaladd

    @macaronisaladd

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@decimallabyrinth5734 how do people simp for a computer

  • @aldovesper1362
    @aldovesper13628 жыл бұрын

    Glados's soft voice is a great form of ASMR

  • @TFD500Official

    @TFD500Official

    4 жыл бұрын

    yes

  • @Superdarkcloud666

    @Superdarkcloud666

    3 жыл бұрын

    I don't think you know how ASMR works.

  • @sjebsstuff1354

    @sjebsstuff1354

    3 жыл бұрын

    hello sans... Read more

  • @orangeismyfavoritecolor

    @orangeismyfavoritecolor

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@sjebsstuff1354 that’s not Sans.

  • @sjebsstuff1354

    @sjebsstuff1354

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@orangeismyfavoritecolor well, i'm not the one who doesn't like good colors :)

  • @toaster7147
    @toaster71474 жыл бұрын

    6:45 Wait is she talking about the combine when she says “I am the only thing standing between us and them”

  • @mrperson9655

    @mrperson9655

    4 жыл бұрын

    yes she is

  • @elephystry

    @elephystry

    3 жыл бұрын

    Is this a Half Life thing

  • @videomaker580

    @videomaker580

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@elephystry Yes. Black Mesa and Aperature Science exist in the same universe. Right before you arrive in the room you fight her, you can find an office with a slideshow comparing department of defense contracts between both facilities.

  • @bluethecrystal4451

    @bluethecrystal4451

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@videomaker580 isnt portal 1 going on inbetween halflife 1 and 2 ? cause ik portal 2 is MANY years later, probably no more aliens or humans considering the only thing chell sees is a field

  • @juanthehorse420

    @juanthehorse420

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@bluethecrystal4451 this game is implied to be taking place directly after half life 1, that’s why Glados is giving those creepy ass taunts about the Combine but the facility still looks modern and used from the outside

  • @nobyra
    @nobyra10 жыл бұрын

    6:33 did anybody found this suspicious, I mean seriously! It might be a little spoiler but it was already revealed that portal 1 takes place in the same time period as half life 2, just imagine gordon fighting for humanity, while chell is fighting for her life not even knowing what is happening outside, makes me wonder what happens after portal 2

  • @congealeddairy

    @congealeddairy

    10 жыл бұрын

    Pretty good observation, and I beg to know who/what GLaDOS refers to as "them"..

  • @thestultavekidjo

    @thestultavekidjo

    7 жыл бұрын

    E.T, I suppose

  • @ezekielbaskerville2710

    @ezekielbaskerville2710

    7 жыл бұрын

    Honestly, what makes those lines absolutely HORRIFYING is that even GLaDOS of all things doesn't know what the actual f*ck is going on outside of Aperture Science.

  • @nobyra

    @nobyra

    7 жыл бұрын

    It's a mixture of comfort and sadness being trapped/safe and barely understanding what is going on.

  • @CringePotato

    @CringePotato

    5 жыл бұрын

    The biggest issue I have with the Half-Life TImeline is that Portal is after the 7 hour war. At the end of portal there is a big explosion, so wouldn't the Combine investigate the explosion? Maybe the explosion was too small to notice so it is sort of understandable, but why did the Combine not go to actual aperture instead of the Borealis? There is portal technology AT aperture, so going after the Borealis is kinda useless.

  • @willurscaringme
    @willurscaringme10 жыл бұрын

    1:55 everyone playing this game: "oh, s**t..."

  • @cloudskat3r

    @cloudskat3r

    7 жыл бұрын

    That was my reaction! Lol

  • @monkeyman767
    @monkeyman7673 жыл бұрын

    I love that glados's voice change is permanent after this fight

  • @simtexa

    @simtexa

    2 жыл бұрын

    I never even thought of the fact that she keeps the altered voice even in Portal 2.

  • @NotLiGamerGnarly65

    @NotLiGamerGnarly65

    Жыл бұрын

    I’m pretty sure in the captions it says something about her returning to the robotic voice

  • @marvinarellano3087

    @marvinarellano3087

    5 ай бұрын

    ​@@NotLiGamerGnarly65 That was just a quick gag and turned right back

  • @vinylscratchlsts502
    @vinylscratchlsts50210 жыл бұрын

    4:07 sh*t gets real...

  • @LukiRudaka

    @LukiRudaka

    5 жыл бұрын

    O_O

  • @some_random_merc
    @some_random_merc3 жыл бұрын

    5:45 “2 plus 2 is [________] *ten* IN BASE 4, I’M FINE” still love that quote

  • @UnsightlyThinker
    @UnsightlyThinker4 жыл бұрын

    It makes sense…when Chell destroys the morality core (which is practically controlling GLaDOS) her voice changes from high pitched, robotic and flat, but after her voice sound sadistic, human and full of obvious emotion! Creds to Ellen McClain and the VALVe team for this mastery!! ❤️❤️

  • @kylefinn5301
    @kylefinn53015 жыл бұрын

    “Things have changed since the last time you left the building, what’s going on up there will make you wish you were back in here” She’s definitely talking about the combine invasion

  • @MetalSmasherGaming
    @MetalSmasherGaming11 жыл бұрын

    "I could take a bath in this stuff, put it on cereal, rub it right into my eyes." I like that one better.

  • @star3catcherSEQUEL
    @star3catcherSEQUEL13 жыл бұрын

    "Your entire life has been a mathematical error! A mathematical error I'm about to correct..." From now on, I am going to say that to every person I'm about to attack.

  • @sucktitles

    @sucktitles

    2 жыл бұрын

    How many times has it been so far?

  • @SleepySage
    @SleepySage10 жыл бұрын

    5:45 best quote ever

  • @bigdonutsandpinkcupcakes3721

    @bigdonutsandpinkcupcakes3721

    4 жыл бұрын

    *IN BASE FOUR! I'M FINE!*

  • @pootisman7846

    @pootisman7846

    3 жыл бұрын

    2+2 is ___________________________10 IN BASE 4 I'M FINE

  • @alexogelatina

    @alexogelatina

    2 жыл бұрын

    IN BASE FOUR IM FINE

  • @paragonflash8937
    @paragonflash89377 жыл бұрын

    6:15 helloooooooo

  • @whenthemewhen2755

    @whenthemewhen2755

    5 жыл бұрын

    YES! THAT YOU! THAT YOU WITH YOUR STUPID VOICE!

  • @tseliius

    @tseliius

    4 жыл бұрын

    CreeperSquad ARE YOU TRYING TO ESCAPE? *HAhAhaHAhahahaHA!!* Things have *changed* since the last time you’ve left the building.

  • @fotobugadakkj3840

    @fotobugadakkj3840

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@tseliius what's going out there will make you wish to come back here

  • @tseliius

    @tseliius

    4 жыл бұрын

    foto bugada kkj I have an infinite capacity for knowledge, and even I’m not sure what’s going on outside.

  • @andersonzeis3841

    @andersonzeis3841

    3 жыл бұрын

    All I know is i'm the only thong standing between us and them.

  • @brandonwithnell612
    @brandonwithnell6127 жыл бұрын

    6:14 and thats the real reason why chell never speaks XD

  • @pootisman7846

    @pootisman7846

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hellooo

  • @angrywaffle427

    @angrywaffle427

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@pootisman7846that's you. thats how dumb you sound.

  • @cristianhabean6706
    @cristianhabean67069 жыл бұрын

    First glados has her normal voice, in 1 minute and 30 seconds later, Carolines voice gets In

  • @Bentortoise2

    @Bentortoise2

    6 жыл бұрын

    You mean his?

  • @bartm2004

    @bartm2004

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@Bentortoise2 yoooooooooo you thought glados was a guy lol

  • @tatezuccolo549

    @tatezuccolo549

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ahahahshhshshahahahshshdbbrbbrbtnfjfididhsbsbebjdduhdev eveyve jeihbe Ed very funny

  • @e.coskun7510

    @e.coskun7510

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Bentortoise2 Glados was a woman named Caroline before she turned into a robot. So it can't be his.

  • @sirriety1024

    @sirriety1024

    Жыл бұрын

    caroline a baddie damn id hit

  • @John-DavidTurner
    @John-DavidTurner5 жыл бұрын

    3:07 "This isn't brave, it's murder. What did i ever do to you? The difference between us is that I can feel pain... you don't even care do you!? Did you hear me? I said you don't care, are you listening"

  • @trinity_horrors
    @trinity_horrors4 жыл бұрын

    6:29 *welp the anger core works*

  • @eye_of_pluto
    @eye_of_pluto3 жыл бұрын

    GLaDOS talking about how she knows what happens after death, is so freaky and disturbing after learning her backstory. It seems like part of the nonsense she's saying to mess with Chell but she's probably being serious. Her memories weren't erased after all, just suppressed. Perhaps the point after death and before waking as an A.I are something she still vaguely remembers but doesn't remember why.

  • @wolfgar45

    @wolfgar45

    Жыл бұрын

    Did they plan Caroline's storyline in the first game?

  • @kaysrandomchannel4618

    @kaysrandomchannel4618

    6 ай бұрын

    ​@@wolfgar45Maybe.

  • @OmniversalInsect

    @OmniversalInsect

    5 ай бұрын

    ​@@wolfgar45 Maybe not Caroline specifically but they probably did leave GLaDOS being uploaded from a human mind as a possibility.

  • @Ari_C
    @Ari_C4 жыл бұрын

    6:29 gave me shivers

  • @Tikolu
    @Tikolu3 жыл бұрын

    6:33 - Amazing Half Life reference: "Things have changed since the last time you left the building. What's going on out there will make you *wish* you were back in here. I have an infinite capacity for knowledge, and even I'm not sure what's going on outside. All I know is I'm the only thing standing between us and _them_. Well, I was."

  • @odd_inhd9250

    @odd_inhd9250

    2 жыл бұрын

    Is she talking abt the combine?

  • @greenytoaster

    @greenytoaster

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@odd_inhd9250 yes

  • @KevinEontrainer381
    @KevinEontrainer3816 жыл бұрын

    0:29 - 0:33 when your parents found your secrets and decided to confront you

  • @damianluna7700
    @damianluna770010 жыл бұрын

    6:32 dat laugh

  • @crazywolf3996

    @crazywolf3996

    5 жыл бұрын

    Imagine hearing that in a dark room. Creepy.....*shutters*

  • @CanalNoMuyDivertido

    @CanalNoMuyDivertido

    4 жыл бұрын

    No At 1:52

  • @jaynee8581
    @jaynee85814 жыл бұрын

    4:43 I wasn't excpecting a personal attack

  • @mediocregamer2484
    @mediocregamer24844 жыл бұрын

    *destroys morality core* Glados: "hehe ASMR time"

  • @Smileandwavelol
    @Smileandwavelol11 жыл бұрын

    "Your entire life was a mathematical error... A mathematical error I'm about to correct..."' YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH!

  • @acesamm
    @acesamm5 жыл бұрын

    1:03 that was almost a human voice...

  • @waffthewaffle

    @waffthewaffle

    3 жыл бұрын

    You probably know this but Glados was voiced 100% by a human

  • @bjgeantil
    @bjgeantil8 жыл бұрын

    5:42 love that quote

  • @Ohster
    @Ohster4 жыл бұрын

    1:42 to 1:56 is where Glad0s goes from portal 1 Glad0s to Portal 2 Glad0s

  • @Aureline_
    @Aureline_6 жыл бұрын

    'I'm the only thing standing between us and THEM' is... Is she talking about the combine?!

  • @JarenDarkwolf

    @JarenDarkwolf

    5 жыл бұрын

    Flamedwater Films indeed she is.

  • @skywolfx76

    @skywolfx76

    2 ай бұрын

    the zombine

  • @kirawolf98
    @kirawolf985 жыл бұрын

    The Only Thing You’ve Managed To Break So Far *Is My Heart*

  • @manoftheocean6988

    @manoftheocean6988

    4 жыл бұрын

    About only six minutes and twenty seconds later RRRRR-AAAHHHH- I HATE YOU!!!!!

  • @thisisahandle01

    @thisisahandle01

    2 жыл бұрын

    Maybe you could settle for that, and we'll just call it a day.

  • @agitated_cat

    @agitated_cat

    Жыл бұрын

    yeah she did say that

  • @rexana_rexana
    @rexana_rexana4 жыл бұрын

    6:29 I live that robotic roar of frustration. It sounds like a bear

  • @drwolfgangchannel
    @drwolfgangchannel7 жыл бұрын

    6:15 G.L.a.D.O.S becomes cat...

  • @halopro8958

    @halopro8958

    6 жыл бұрын

    LMAO sometimes my cat looks at me like she's thinking that

  • @PapaHepatitis7170
    @PapaHepatitis71704 жыл бұрын

    the amount of chills I get when she speaks about the combine invasion is immeasurable, she also speaks like shes trying to protect chell, saying things like how shes the only person standing between chell and the combine, which is probably not what she was going for but is also a very good indicator that even as far back as portal 1, glados was still caroline deep down

  • @R0S3inC0NCR33T

    @R0S3inC0NCR33T

    9 ай бұрын

    I saw it more as an emotional manipulation tactic, which we know is GladOs's main bag when it comes to dealing with humans. it's a classic abuser tactic, "it's a big scary world out there and i'm the only one who will protect you". She speaks about the Combine very vaguely because she doesn't know what they even are, much less how to protect anyone from them. She says so herself. If she did know, she would have said so in order to make Chell more afraid. The fuck of it is, pretty much the only thing Aperture has is the one thing the Combine wants more than anything; The portal gun. Stable, inter-dimensional teleportation technology.

  • @emme5313
    @emme53135 жыл бұрын

    3:56 how did they make this so scary?!

  • @itsclemtime2357
    @itsclemtime23573 жыл бұрын

    *”Even I don’t know what’s going on out there.”* - GLaDOS Hearing this after learning Portal 1 takes place a few minutes before the 7 Hour War, this line scares me.

  • @theahughes703
    @theahughes7034 жыл бұрын

    1:56 you can hear the rage in her voice :0

  • @Dr.Oofers
    @Dr.Oofers2 жыл бұрын

    Something I love about this is how dedicated Valve is with good voice work. They literally have repeated words pronounced the same to sound like it’s an actual AI talking. Awesome!

  • @jxxt-am
    @jxxt-am7 жыл бұрын

    6:15 I'm so using that, GLaDOS is such a badass robot.

  • @DacStudiosEntertainment

    @DacStudiosEntertainment

    4 жыл бұрын

    Anthony -_- 5:04 *yeah you were right on the fact that she’s a badass*

  • @buttersmoothest

    @buttersmoothest

    3 жыл бұрын

    _"THAT'S YOU, THAT'S HOW DUMB YOU SOUND"_

  • @nickthurston9
    @nickthurston95 жыл бұрын

    6:10 makes me laugh every time

  • @TheLastisLost
    @TheLastisLost11 жыл бұрын

    "You want to marry it?" "WELL I WON'T LET YOU!" Perfection.

  • @sportingslippers3256
    @sportingslippers32565 жыл бұрын

    Your entire life has been a mathematical error. A mathematical error I’m about to correct.

  • @TurKlack
    @TurKlack6 жыл бұрын

    The moment she mentions the Combine and what the heck is going on out there....the game became 100 times more sinister.

  • @manoftheocean6988

    @manoftheocean6988

    3 жыл бұрын

    Brotherhood of steel forever

  • @elephystry

    @elephystry

    3 жыл бұрын

    ASIANBOY 95 racist

  • @camstratas9583
    @camstratas95833 жыл бұрын

    1:56 awoke something in me that i’m not proud to admit 😭

  • @goobi3780

    @goobi3780

    Жыл бұрын

    That is a robot bro you can’t

  • @user-lz6zm2xi8i

    @user-lz6zm2xi8i

    Жыл бұрын

    me too fr had a whole gay awakening from that line

  • @helloimRupert

    @helloimRupert

    Жыл бұрын

    🤨

  • @Clone_Captain_Rex

    @Clone_Captain_Rex

    5 ай бұрын

    @@user-lz6zm2xi8iayo

  • @profileuser5845

    @profileuser5845

    5 ай бұрын

    I still get bullied 2 years later for saying this on a different portal vid 😭

  • @jaientenduunevoix726
    @jaientenduunevoix7269 жыл бұрын

    4:30 and 6:22 oh shi #shotsfired

  • @Unarthadox

    @Unarthadox

    8 жыл бұрын

    Your profile picture is looking for the booty

  • @yonderalt2662

    @yonderalt2662

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Unarthadox Ah yes! Saturdays are made for Dads! And Dad's car.

  • @gothgirlie1
    @gothgirlie111 жыл бұрын

    The part "2 PLUS 2 IS *klsdgonsohf* TEN. IN BASE FOUR, I'M FINE!!" is actually correct math, Jargus, In base four, 2 plus 2 IS ten. That was random blurted knowledge.

  • @SageGilbert191
    @SageGilbert1913 жыл бұрын

    6:31 is my favorite line in the game

  • @Aisubun

    @Aisubun

    2 жыл бұрын

    I think it represents the tone of the game so well. Everything seems fine on the surface but there's just a lot that's off. The areas behind the tests, the silence only punctuated by fluorescent light bulbs, the lack of any other organic life, and the eerie feeling of always being watched makes you feel like you know nothing about where you really are. And once you think you know everything, GLaDOS turns everything on its head and tells you "the world you know has changed, and once you leave here, you're dead."

  • @aisutistoto5771
    @aisutistoto57716 жыл бұрын

    "What's going on out there will make you /wish/ you were back in here" *cue scene switch to combine controlled earth before Gordan Freeman was released from Stasis* (canon fact by the way)

  • @TheOnlyYupYup
    @TheOnlyYupYup4 жыл бұрын

    6:22 YOUR NOT SMART UR NOT A SCIENTIST YOUR NOT A DOCTOR YOUR NOT EVEN A FULL TIME EMPLOYEE

  • @StormCyberGalaxy
    @StormCyberGalaxy13 жыл бұрын

    Favorite quote: "Your entire life has been a mathematical error. A mathematical error i'm about to correct."

  • @nighttowelthewatervacuum3262
    @nighttowelthewatervacuum32624 жыл бұрын

    6:26 *INHALE*

  • @mscup8814
    @mscup88143 жыл бұрын

    "Things have changed since the last time you left the building. What's going on out there will make you *wish* you were back in here. I have an infinite capacity for knowledge, and even I'm not sure what's going on outside. All I know is i'm the only thing standing between us.. and *them* ." THE most chilling thing in this game to me. Geez.

  • @BarkBlueBuizels
    @BarkBlueBuizels10 жыл бұрын

    I love GLaDOS :3

  • @cryies
    @cryies7 жыл бұрын

    GLaDOS: 2+2= tick tick tick 10

  • @erinjkrizakk

    @erinjkrizakk

    7 жыл бұрын

    In base four, I'M FINE!!

  • @aro_spectre
    @aro_spectre8 жыл бұрын

    1:52 awesome

  • @alexis_electronic
    @alexis_electronic2 жыл бұрын

    YOU'RE NOT A DOCTOR, YOU'RE NOT A SCIENTIST, YOU'RE NOT EVEN A FULL TIME EMPLOYEE.

  • @rainbowblossom143
    @rainbowblossom14316 жыл бұрын

    Is it sad that GlaDOS totally horrified me in this scene? Best villan ever.

  • @starthefrakkfangirl6094
    @starthefrakkfangirl60947 жыл бұрын

    6:12 - 6:45 Puberty in nutshell.

  • @mynameisopulence

    @mynameisopulence

    5 жыл бұрын

    HAHA YES

  • @Like2LiveLPs
    @Like2LiveLPs4 жыл бұрын

    6:13 Had to pause the game because I was laughing too hard :D

  • @JJA8020
    @JJA80204 жыл бұрын

    Her voice gets more human as the monologue goes on.

  • @BlueTropiusX3Nyeh
    @BlueTropiusX3Nyeh9 жыл бұрын

    Is it bad I've been listening to this for 5 hours?

  • @LoveQuest1305
    @LoveQuest130513 жыл бұрын

    "Starting now there's going to be a lot less conversation and a LOT. MORE. KILLING." Absolutely love that line!

  • @skyedog21productions67
    @skyedog21productions673 жыл бұрын

    7:21 my favorite! It gives us sign that the antagonist has enough...

  • @cadavredepaull5415
    @cadavredepaull54154 жыл бұрын

    5:52 is where it starts to actually get really *scary-*

  • @Shantetho
    @Shantetho2 жыл бұрын

    At 3:37 u can hear Caroline’s voice

  • @retroapollo0425
    @retroapollo042510 жыл бұрын

    2 + 2 is................10

  • @Hotshot2k4

    @Hotshot2k4

    10 жыл бұрын

    In base 4!

  • @retroapollo0425

    @retroapollo0425

    10 жыл бұрын

    Hotshot2k4 I'm fine!

  • @bright0nsounds

    @bright0nsounds

    10 жыл бұрын

    IN BASE 4! I'M FINE!

  • @ismayonaiseaninstrumentp4573

    @ismayonaiseaninstrumentp4573

    7 жыл бұрын

    IN BASE 4 IM FINE

  • @aisutistoto5771

    @aisutistoto5771

    6 жыл бұрын

    She tried to cover up her error with a correction. Not the best attempt ever.

  • @kazomixcoolperson
    @kazomixcoolperson Жыл бұрын

    6:31 these couple of lines always creeps me out, considering that the portal and half life are in the same universe

  • @sucktitles
    @sucktitles2 жыл бұрын

    "It was a Morality Core they installed after I flooded the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin to make me stop flooding the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin." The Department of Redundancy Department is one of my favorite tropes and I love using it in real life to weird people out.

  • @yoshidude01
    @yoshidude0110 жыл бұрын

    She had the Sarcasm Self Test in the first game!

  • @Shytzedaka

    @Shytzedaka

    7 жыл бұрын

    2nd*

  • @halopro8958

    @halopro8958

    6 жыл бұрын

    Both apparently

  • @cowking1158
    @cowking11584 жыл бұрын

    6:11 she couldn’t keep that calm passive aggressive act for ever

  • @stealthhunter6998
    @stealthhunter69982 жыл бұрын

    6:05 the best line in Portal 1.

  • @sulphurous2656
    @sulphurous26563 жыл бұрын

    "Ha. There isn't enough neurotoxin to kill you. So I guess you win. HA. I'm making more. That's going to take a few minutes though, meanwhile- oh look! It's your old pal the rocket turret." Love this. Wondering why they cut these lines.

  • @congealeddairy
    @congealeddairy10 жыл бұрын

    "Was it worth it?" "You chose this path." "It's murder" I'm sure I heard this in a song somewhere...

  • @ladyofravens9659

    @ladyofravens9659

    4 ай бұрын

    10 years late but there’s a song called it’s murder by mayhem, it samples those voice lines in the song

  • @301davo
    @301davo15 жыл бұрын

    I love that line: Have i lied to you.... in this room???

  • @brightfulhope796
    @brightfulhope7967 жыл бұрын

    6:30 half life reference

  • @artemis2313
    @artemis231313 жыл бұрын

    I could honestly just sit here and listen to her for hours.

  • @thisisdeathhec
    @thisisdeathhec2 жыл бұрын

    4:35 favourite part

  • @NamiZu00
    @NamiZu003 жыл бұрын

    2:54 I mean, I would have taken this offer if Glados spoke the truth

  • @omaridusk3803

    @omaridusk3803

    2 жыл бұрын

    It actually shows her knowledge she knows shell get it back eventually and seeing as she lives for ever and chell doesnt shes got no reason not to offer it

  • @Twisted_Code
    @Twisted_Code11 жыл бұрын

    THINGS HAVE changed SINCE THE LAST TIME YOU LEFT THE BUILDING. I have an INFINITE CAPACITY FOR KNOWLEDGE and even I'M not sure what's going on outside. All I know is I'm the only thing standing between Us and THEM. Well, I WAS... creepy...

  • @joemanYT
    @joemanYT13 жыл бұрын

    I think the Combine problem is the whole "Whatever is going on out there will make you wish you were back in here" meaning.

  • @IMAPKMNFAN
    @IMAPKMNFAN14 жыл бұрын

    "Did you say something? I hope you weren't expecting a response, because I'm not talking to you."

  • @candyanime2
    @candyanime215 жыл бұрын

    Useless and somewhat creepy trivia: GLaDOS's "seductive" voice was actually an experiment to find the right voice for the turrets. Valve decided it wasn't right for the turrets, but was so good they kept it in as GLaDOS's "real" voice.

  • @hiroshi42
    @hiroshi4215 жыл бұрын

    "Have I lied to you?...I mean in this room..." lol

  • @Saturnisverysleepy.mp4
    @Saturnisverysleepy.mp4 Жыл бұрын

    “NnAaGh!! I HaTE YOuuU! You’ve been wrong about every single thing you’ve ever done, Including this thing! You’re not smart, you are not a scientist, you are not a doctor, you’re not even a full time employee. Where did your life go so wrong?”

  • @FireAlarmMan458
    @FireAlarmMan45812 жыл бұрын

    Glados: its not brave. its murder. what did I ever do to you? Transcribe audio: this is intrigued. its nice. quite a day of jury duty REALLY!!??

  • @neveseos5423
    @neveseos54235 жыл бұрын

    I just know I'm the only thing standing between us... and *them*

  • @aetheriox463
    @aetheriox4633 жыл бұрын

    i would thank GLaDOS for insulting me

  • @professionalprocrastinator980
    @professionalprocrastinator9804 жыл бұрын

    2+2=... 10 *In base 4, I'm fine*

  • @MarcusFigueras
    @MarcusFigueras2 жыл бұрын

    I think its interesting that the morality core being removed has her shift into a more human voice, almost implying how her ai being more human than machine was a detriment to her operating in a safe way

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