“A medical degree....in fashion...from France!” That always gets me

@gingerkitton2336

4 жыл бұрын

Gets me too

@MemeReviewer

4 жыл бұрын

Thought it said friends instead of France.

@Wastelander1972

4 жыл бұрын

MILAN, darling... Milan.

@arthurchallat8530

4 жыл бұрын

Or how Glados roast you while calling you Ugly !

@projectunity5795

3 жыл бұрын

I love how catty GLaDOS is in this game :)

I wish GLaDOS could narrate my life

@st2mpz561

6 жыл бұрын

Same

@rieon-plumbingfan

5 жыл бұрын

1183314 So true xD

@ragnaky9151

4 жыл бұрын

Would be quick.

@projectunity5795

3 жыл бұрын

No you don’t

@cmcphotography1

3 жыл бұрын

"Here comes the fat idiot, ordering their fifth bucket of chicken, I'm surprised really, they'd be dead by now, I guess it's because they're genetically engineered to sustain that much food so that they'd be so fat they could be used as a meat shield against bullets"

"This next test involves turrets. You remember them, right? They're the pale, spherical things that are full of bullets. Oh wait, that's you in five seconds. Good luck."

@mrfoxfam_doesstuff6252

3 жыл бұрын

What does that mean?

@jaredhughes9819

3 жыл бұрын

@@mrfoxfam_doesstuff6252 She's calling her fat... and she'll be shot full of bullets

@mrfoxfam_doesstuff6252

3 жыл бұрын

Oh.

@user-nh1lf1hz3k

3 жыл бұрын

Savage

@glados3198

3 жыл бұрын

She IS very pale, round, and she was about to be full of bullets.

Glados passive aggressive insults should be considered a form of art.. ...I could honestly listen to glados insult me all day.

@Blutankalpha

2 жыл бұрын

yes

@yourluxuryxx

2 жыл бұрын

kinky

@ebty4969

Жыл бұрын

Masochist

@thatguy8777

Жыл бұрын

Ayo 🤨📸

@Shizzy5321

Жыл бұрын

I wish Glados insulted me more

"Science has now validated your birth mother's decision to abandon you on a doorstep." Damn. Damnnnn. *D A M N N N N N.*

@bjap1563

2 жыл бұрын

On today's standards: *Slams Portal Gun on the floor* EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!

@agalacticguy3712

2 жыл бұрын

@@bjap1563 GLaDOS: "Congratulations. You broke the portal device."

@deborahholden4369

Жыл бұрын

I know who you are

@deborahholden4369

Жыл бұрын

Don’t think I give a damn

@deborahholden4369

Жыл бұрын

It will come o

I like to think GLaDOS made that aerial faith plate malfunction purposefully just so she could call Chell fat.

@jiangjiang4928

5 жыл бұрын

I'd say it's the ceiling part. It align the rest of the ceiling after she lowered it.

@flowy2474

4 жыл бұрын

jiang jiang ...ok

@JacobGrim

3 жыл бұрын

...generous...ness...

@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606

2 жыл бұрын

If you'll notice, the ceiling is too hugh for the surrounding ceiling. she didn't finish assembling the test just so she could call chell fat.

@plasticelephant1969

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, and Wheatley straight up calls her fat to feel better. (just another point differentiating the intelligence level)

The only person I want to be insulted by is GLaDOS.

@cryptocorynes1253

6 жыл бұрын

platinum animator *insulted. Unless you want her to keep you warm.

@st2mpz561

6 жыл бұрын

Same

@DarkSlayer-xk3fb

6 жыл бұрын

*I N S U L A T E D*

@glados8663

5 жыл бұрын

It’s amazing that you think it’s a good idea to use Snapchat for your KZread account

@zect556

5 жыл бұрын

Gordon Ramsay has creative insults

"you are a horrible person. that's what it says. we weren't even testing for that!"

@gamepad3173

2 жыл бұрын

and Chell would reply with this: " and your a waste of PCB that's exactly what it says on your file a waste of PCB and wires,and I was testing for that!"

@jessequeen4550

Жыл бұрын

@@gamepad3173 Cringe

Haha, "I'll add a few zeros to the maximum capacity." - beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep - "oh and by the way you are looking very healthy." LOL

@christianjames3797

4 жыл бұрын

Alistor from Hazbin Hotel: I Think You Just Passively Aggressively called me Fat!

@trixiebewitched

4 жыл бұрын

She calls you fat so many times throughout the testing

GLaDOS: *insults Chell about being fat* Also GLaDOS: *Is literally 30 times larger then Chell*

@disneyfan0639

Жыл бұрын

LMAO

@The_One_Over_There

Жыл бұрын

She's just big wired, That's all.

@ladyselin35

Жыл бұрын

Well she compares you with your equals.

@eduardovieira303

Жыл бұрын

The funniest thing is that when Wheatley tries to insult Chell by calling her fat, GLaDOS calls him out like she never did the same before... THE NERVE

@garlicbread7757

11 ай бұрын

@@eduardovieira303 Maybe her "Potato" brain forgot

"this plate must not be calibrated for someone of your... Generous...ness. I'll add a few zeros to the maximum weight limit."

@guilhermefarias5255

3 жыл бұрын

*adds eight 0's* you look great, by the way. Very healthy.

@ni-237k7

2 жыл бұрын

my favorite insult lmao

@-Juney-

2 жыл бұрын

@@guilhermefarias5255 Really 8? I heard 7.

@walterflores6712

Жыл бұрын

How to call someone PHAT with extra roast

"I was was researching sharks for an upcoming test, do you know who else murders people who are only trying to help them? ... Did you guess sharks? Because that is wrong. The correct answer is nobody. Nobody but you is that pointlessly cruel." so fucking great.

@glados3198

3 жыл бұрын

And I admit, me too. I murdered people who were trying to help me. So me and her are even.

@trollege9618

3 жыл бұрын

@@glados3198 I was about to say "hol up" until I saw your username

@glados3198

3 жыл бұрын

@@trollege9618 right.... I love role playing as FLaDOS on the Internet lol (please don’t read this in her voice.., please)

@alienfrograbbitchannelmove4229

2 жыл бұрын

hits different after the portal 2 ending tho :(

“Well done. In fact you did so well, I’m going to note this on your file. In the commendation section. ‘Did...well... ...enough.’”

@user-ke5um9yx7o

4 жыл бұрын

"oh, there's a lot of space..."

@user-vu9yd9fn8g

3 жыл бұрын

"That was genuinely mildly impressive".

"Remember when I was talking about wet smelly garbage standing around being useless? That was a metaphor. I was really talking about you. That is why I had to call you wet smelly garbage a second time just now. Else, this apology would have seemed useless" She is absolutely hilarious

@noobjo.mp4196

6 жыл бұрын

cameron schiralli chell got roasted

@Hopelessdemiromantic

3 жыл бұрын

Or this apology would've sounded insane* (I played this 50 times I remember)

@Hopelessdemiromantic

3 жыл бұрын

"That was a metaphor. I was actually talking about you. And I'm sorry. You just didn't react at the time so I was worried it sailed right over your head. Which would have made this apology seem insane! That's why I had to call you garbage a second time just now." Also same I also love GlaDOS.

"I honestly, truly didn't think you would fall for that. In fact, I had a much more elaborate trap further ahead in case you got past this easy one. If I had know you would let yourself get captured this easily I would've just dangled a turkey leg on a rope from the ceiling."

@Just_Snowy

10 ай бұрын

my favorite one

The moment u realize glad0s is really our sarcastic selves but in bot form

@glados8663

5 жыл бұрын

I would self destruct if I was you

@kiadimundi3610

5 жыл бұрын

I thought i saw an error in your mother's programming.

@thejudgingshow8715

4 жыл бұрын

I’m like glados-

@Hopelessdemiromantic

3 жыл бұрын

Except more funny and clever

"Look at you... sailing through the air majestically! Like an eagle! ...piloting a blimp." GladOS needs to be a professor in the Los Santos institute of Roastology.

GLaDOS is still pretty angry at Chell for killing her and it shows.

@bell4210

3 жыл бұрын

'Pretty'

@themetalmario77

2 жыл бұрын

So if you were dead for at absolutely MINIMALLY a few days and you had to watch yourself die, you'd probably be angry

@scotteaker4091

Жыл бұрын

i dont think she is angry anymore at the end of portal 2, she just "wants her gone"

You forgot about that part in "want you gone" "She was a lot like you, maybe not quite as heavy"

2:23 Is probably the best example of a thoroughly designed level. Because you aren't just simply solving the puzzle whilst listening to GLADOS's insults, but letting GLADOS insult you before you solve the puzzle.

She manages to make it all feel _really_ personal. Good god. Don't piss her off!

@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606

2 жыл бұрын

Or... y'know... kill her.

The "Glados energy shutdown and cake dispensary" door was the funniest thing I've ever seen in any game while I was playing this. It took me forever to figure out what to shoot a portal on and when I figured it out and read the sigh I was like wtf? But it was just Glados insulting you again.

@cmcphotography1

3 жыл бұрын

What the fuck is that pfp

generous....ness

@Wren_isgone

2 жыл бұрын

I’ll add a few zeros to the maximum weight. You look great by the way. Very healthy.

"you look great by the way.. very healthy"*

@arthurchallat8530

4 жыл бұрын

Glados's smooth voice ♥

the player's pause reaction to every insult feels so naturally offended and i love it

waddle over to the elevator so we can continue testingXD

note that Glados didn't roast you in the first game when she had the cores on her. This suggest she was always like this, and the cores just kept her from roasting you as a side effect.

@tamatebako_yt

Жыл бұрын

Nah she's just pissed because Chell killed her in the first game.

@Mrbluefire95

11 ай бұрын

She’s 80% corrupt. That has a few implications.

@axolotlofdeath3741

10 ай бұрын

@@Mrbluefire95 Perhaps that was the system detecting Caroline. We do know that Caroline can take control but isn't exactly "there."

@Lunarcreeper

7 ай бұрын

@@Mrbluefire95i honestly feel like that was just plot convienence, wheatley literally had no plan of what to do next

I just love how she keeps calling you fat, it’s so petty and I love it.

GladOS’s passive aggressiveness is the best part of the game every single line she says in this game is pure gold

Glados is the only person who I'll gladly let insult me

@mikebuston7407

4 жыл бұрын

【 Echo 】 Fine by me

@xavier_b009

4 жыл бұрын

Yea same

@mikebuston7407

4 жыл бұрын

【 Echo 】 but hey At least you keep your word on somtimes commenting on random youtube video

I like how GLaDOS is unaware of her own hypocrisy

@OmniversalInsect

8 ай бұрын

Either she knows and just doesn't care at all, or she's doing it on purpose to annoy Chell even more.

“a MeDiCal DEGreE....In fashion...frOM FRANCE!” THat ALWAYS geTS Me

The best parts imo are those, where GLaDOS calls Chell fat especially the part with broken aerial faith plate :D

@henrikaleksandernilsen6388

5 жыл бұрын

Chell seems pretty fit. If she breaks that thing I can't even imagine what my weight will do to it.

@trixiebewitched

4 жыл бұрын

@@henrikaleksandernilsen6388 GLaDOS made the plate malfunction so she could call you fat, throughout the entire test chamber

@zerocrashmurilo

4 жыл бұрын

Amber DragonQueen either that or the ceiling was way too high since when it’s lowered it aligns with the facility

@chaosprism144

4 жыл бұрын

@@zerocrashmurilo / I thought about that too, but when she lowers the ceiling, your jump (that will go across the portals) is a lot more high than before. I think she was just keeping to make it malfunction

@zerocrashmurilo

4 жыл бұрын

@@chaosprism144 oh yeah that's fair

GladOs probably has a room full of supercomputer dedicated to generating such SICK BURNS.

Watching this in 2020. I forgot how brutal GLaDOS is

@meljerichoasakki2046

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr, she's a savage 🤣

The parts of Portal 2 without GLaDOS: Alright The parts of Portal 2 with GLaDOS: Fucking amazing

I want to see who is the real insult lord Gorden Ramsey or Glados

@enolalimas4456

5 жыл бұрын

Glados would make Gordon cry in 4 seconds lets be honest because gordon just swears around in anger but glados drags your entire existence

@thejudgingshow8715

4 жыл бұрын

Glados wins

@xavier_b009

4 жыл бұрын

GLaDOS is.

@AVGyerra22

3 жыл бұрын

You've obviously never heard Gordon say: "You really do surprise me" "Thank you chef, I was hoping you'd notice that; I gave you a hundred n' ten." "... You suprise me on how shit you are."

@cmcphotography1

3 жыл бұрын

@@AVGyerra22 1:43

Let's give your parents a call. lol what glados says next is hilarious.

@only-jr

5 жыл бұрын

"The birth parents you are trying to reach do not love you. Please hang up"

@TheSpyFromTeamFortress2

4 жыл бұрын

“Oh that’s sad... but impressive! Maybe they worked at the phone company.”

@arthurchallat8530

4 жыл бұрын

That was so savage XD

GLaDOS: The ultimate roast bot.

@CourtneyIsLovely

3 жыл бұрын

GLaDOS punishment: potato

@gamepad3173

2 жыл бұрын

@@CourtneyIsLovely and fed to birds. I would film that just so I can torture her and make fun of her as a potato while coming up with potato related puns and jokes.

GLaDOS: the Ariel faith plate in here is sending a distress signal. you broke it, didn't you.

0:25 wow, *thanks GLaDOS :’)*

This video should be titled "GLaDOS calls you FAT in 100000 different ways"

@idontwantahandlebutok

4 жыл бұрын

"Waddle on over" killed me

Can I have glad0s pls to narrate the people I hate

@Echo-rp2pk

6 жыл бұрын

JulieG Vlogs Please*

@henrikaleksandernilsen6388

5 жыл бұрын

Can I have GLaDOS pls to narrate me?

GLaDOS. The only robot that you like to insult you.

GLaDOS is the most creative bully ever

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your Damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

@scp-049euclid6

5 жыл бұрын

Glados sounds like she is doing... ummm... a thing in that scene.

@legallytired110

5 жыл бұрын

OH I LIKE THIS MAN

@moxiegirl376

5 жыл бұрын

Yes Mr. Johnson

@thefiretruck9604

4 жыл бұрын

YEAH BURN HIS HIUSE DOWN! HE’S SAYING WHAT WE’RE ALL THINKING!!

@willmunoz1638

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah! YEAH! yEaH! oOooOoO I like this guy!

"Did you know that people with guilty consciences are more easily startled by loud nois"-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK "Oh. i`m sorry. i don`t know how that came on."

Is it weird that I'm watching this for inspiration at 2 in the morning?

@brisagonzalez1966

5 жыл бұрын

Hahahhaa You And me both

Glados is just a personification of all our intrusive thoughts and body image issues 😂😂

GLaDOS : Calls Chell fat Wheatley : also calls Chell fat GLaDOS : realizes Wheatley is stupid Also GLaDOS : Chell is not fat

@kinggwyn3056

6 ай бұрын

Difference is, Glados builds up her insults, Wheatley just uses pre school insults

@paper-chaos

Ай бұрын

More like Wheatley is dumb, since morons are dumb and idiots are stupid.

2:09 "Did you know that people with guilty consciences are more easily startled by loud noise-" NEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Goddamn, GLaDOS.

Player: Roast me Glados: my creator told me not to burn trash Player: ? Glados: eh *drops player into fire pit* my creator isn’t here

The caliper plate breaking over and over again due to Chell's "weight." 😂🤣

"I figured out what I'm going to do with all the money I save recycling your one room full of air. When you die, I'll have your skeleton laminated and posed in the lobby. That way future generations can learn how to not have your unfortunate bone structure." has stuck with me since the day this game came out. I actually have a tiny bone deformity in my hand so it made me laugh so hard I choked on my own spit.

there's probably someone getting off to this video as we're speaking ;-;

@milesgudgell2183

5 күн бұрын

It’s me. Hi, how are ya?

You forgot later on, when Chell is taking PoTaDOS through Wheatley's test chambers, where Wheatley insults Chell for being adopted, and GLaDOS says, "and...what? What's wrong with being adopted? (Whispers) You ARE adopted, by the way, and that's TERRIBLE, but just work with me here. She also says later "Maybe you DO have brain damage" if you go back when Wheatley asks you to at the beginning of "The Part Where He Kills You" And, of course, at the end: "You know what my days used to be like? I just tested. Nobody murdered me, or put me in a potato, or fed me to birds. I had a pretty good life. And then YOU showed up. You dangerous, mute, lunatic." Plus, bonus point if you find the insult in "Now I Only Want You Gone"

@willmunoz1638

4 жыл бұрын

@@CrypticCelestii you got it, my dude/dudette

My boyfriend suggested we play the coop without me knowing glados or anything about the game and then she started insulting and I was like "BISH YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT!!" I can tell you my boyfriend died laughing and was happy that I finally got some taste of my own poison since I'm also slightly sarcastic.....YET I'M A BABY KITTEN COMPARED TO GLADOS... RESPECT TO THE SCRIPT WRITERS, also I finished the story mode in one day, really love the game but still had my moments where I couldn't help but call glados a bitch and had my boyfriend smirk right next to me and go "ahhh this is so satisfying to watch, how does it feel to be in my shoes?????"

The line about the sharks is really interesting. To GLaDOS, she was only doing her job and it was really unfair for her to be killed because of it. She was programmed for that, so she doesn't understand that people would try to do this to her. After all, the point of the tests is clearly to kill people in a cruel and painful way. I mean, at some point they recorded the death of test subjects and sold the video to their families. So...

Forget Cortana. I want GLaDOS on my computer. I want to be emotionally abused every time I ask to Google something or whatever.

@gamepad3173

2 жыл бұрын

not even I would give two fucks.

@Parappadarappa2

2 жыл бұрын

Same I’d pay good money just to make GladOS become an actual google assistant type app that you could download where it just verbally abuses you in GladOS’s voice that would be hilarious if valve made that a thing

Almost every single voice line from GLaDOS cracks me up every time.

Her voice is oddly relaxing.

@TheZanyWarlock

11 ай бұрын

im glad im not the only one. i thought i was just being weird

1:42 NOOOooooo you didn't carry around the trash to get the other insult!

@Butterfingers3

Жыл бұрын

what did GLaDOS say

I evny that level of salty wit.

I want Valve to publish a phone, with Glados as the digital assistant!

portal 2, except it speeds up everytime GLaDOS insults chell

@kaysrandomchannel4618

7 ай бұрын

The game would be like, 15 minutes long.

As someone who watches a lot of these, i think this one has the best insults

I remember playing portal 2 high asf while GLaDOs was insulting me during the test chambers - I actually wound up crying and I stopped playing for a few days. GLaDOs now holds a special place in my soul

@meljerichoasakki2046

2 жыл бұрын

Aint no way 😭😭

@meljerichoasakki2046

2 жыл бұрын

This is fucking great

Who else took notes?

@ShawnDarkhoofProductions

5 жыл бұрын

It seems that I missed the opportunity to take notes on this lesson of sarcasm

How can I feel bad being insulted by her when her insults are so damn great

I like how for the first few levels all she talks about is various insults regarding the fact that you killed her.

3:21 "Look at you, sailing through the air majestically like an eagle... piloting a blimp." 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 #Savage

@dagda9773

4 жыл бұрын

Dank 'n Derpy Gamer please tell me this is ironic

@mrfoxfam_doesstuff6252

3 жыл бұрын

Dank 'n Derpy Gamer what does that mean? God dammit it’s been 11 years, If she’s gonna pull fat and adopted jokes shit, Then there should be a video telling us what they mean!

@alex21091

3 жыл бұрын

@@dagda9773 it was 2 years ago

5:17 the confetti though 😂

@Parappadarappa2

2 жыл бұрын

Yup she really tricked chell there

GlaDOS is a fucking monster with her roasts!

I might just use some of these.

3:23 the german version is much better In german she says "Just see how you sail through the air. Like an eagle. A big FAT eagle"

Years later I still love this robot

4:45 ismy favorite

Did you know that people with guilty conscience are easily startled by loud nois... (loud train noise) I'm sorry, I don't know why that went off..

I'm overweight and I loved the realistic personal attacks about my figure it added to the immersion lol

*We weren't even testing for that*

7 beeps. That's how many sounded when she was "adding zeroes"

Legit every single character that talks in this game is a certified comedian

I’m pretty sure if she was to narrate my life, she’d run out of insults, and would just sits there recalibrating 🥺😭 XD

When I heard her launch insults at me, she triggered my 'kill and Execute' response and i choked my webcam.

The fat jokes were a pleasant surprise when I played this, never expected them.

“Did well.” “Enough”

4:12 cracks me up everytime.

I love her sense of humor :D

Roasts.

I said hi to Wheatley when he appeared in screen xD

@Parappadarappa2

2 жыл бұрын

Same even know it turns out he’s a villain too in the end he’s still cute with his little British accent

GLaDoS my sarcastic savage waifu 😘 having fun roasting chell

@glados8663

5 жыл бұрын

What?

@ShawnDarkhoofProductions

5 жыл бұрын

Ok that's enough

@arctix6113

4 жыл бұрын

Bro, you just posted cringe.

@mrfoxfam_doesstuff6252

3 жыл бұрын

Devon Crusader fuck you

@bl4ckrabb1t

3 жыл бұрын

@Devon Crusader stfu

Aww... i wish i was a teacher so i could after a test say to my students "you are a horrible person" :P

@panduadikara9078

6 жыл бұрын

Choson Choson "we weren't even testing for that."

@scp-049euclid6

5 жыл бұрын

“Congratulations. Not on the test most people emerge from suspension incredibly under nursed yet you managed to pack on a few pounds”

@TheSpyFromTeamFortress2

4 жыл бұрын

“I’ll give you credit, I guess you ARE listening to me. But for the record , you don’t have to go THAT slowly. Waddle over to the elevator and we’ll continue the testing.”

@xavier_b009

4 жыл бұрын

I would do it to a misbehaving child and call their parents and then I would say “you’re birth parents you are trying to reach do not love you. Please hang up.“ Lol.

Working at a bigass factory nigh turn to just go home 3am and smoke a bigass joint and wander aperture science was a pretty amazing stage of my life.

The packing on a few ibs bit had me doubling over😂

I love how Chell is being roasted by a robot

I guess killing someone doesn’t give them the best impression of you to them

Me: *making over a million efforts to travel around the whole world and coming back to Glados* Glados: here comes the results…you are a horrible person

"Like an eagle. Piloting a blimp" Comeback one: well atleast if tbe engine stop working ill just float back down to earth Glados: You are already on earth, but i see whatt your putting down: anyway lets continue

Damn... Glados is SAVAGE.

Did well..... enough....