Now you're thinking *without* portals.

@Dedgyblazer

8 жыл бұрын

+Happ MacDonald or should i say outside the box (GET IT CUZ THE MAP LOOKS LIKE A BOX haha?)

@EthanRDoesMC_

8 жыл бұрын

Bah Dum Tch!

@Small_Vocaloid_UTAU

8 жыл бұрын

+Happ MacDonald I wrote the exact same thing 3 months earlier and not a single like. I guess it's mostly luck.

@happmacdonald

8 жыл бұрын

+Small Vocaloid and UTAU Promotions Is that so? I just held down "end" and pressed "show more" every time the button came under my mouse, until there was no more to show. Then I did a page search for "view all" and pressed every link hiding reply comments, so that every comment for this video was laid bare. Finally I searched for "Small Vocaloid", and only got this comment. Then I searched for "thinking" and found a handful of matches, but all later than my reply. You had me worried that perhaps KZread was bubbling comments or something there, for a moment. x3

@Small_Vocaloid_UTAU

8 жыл бұрын

Happ MacDonald Yeah, what was I thinking? Preposterous to think that KZread would do such a thing! :P

but first, let's talk about parallel universes

@darerd

7 жыл бұрын

Kittaye became QPU-misaligned one too many times

@Snubbs

7 жыл бұрын

A portal is a portal. you can't shoot the gun and say it's only a half

@hisho2255

7 жыл бұрын

I bet a well placed scuttle-bug could have helped save some time

@zoltanpataki1307

7 жыл бұрын

LOL.

@ShaunDreclin

7 жыл бұрын

unironically using greentext

ps: turn subtitles on, he explains what he's doing

@redandblue1013

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks

@namboww

4 жыл бұрын

Vlw

@Dragon_Qi

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks

@foolishxhero

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks a lot bro

@Dant2603

4 жыл бұрын

wow thanks!

The entire video had me thinking "wtf is he doing?" Him: "Trust me, I'm a professional"

@BOTAllen

4 жыл бұрын

Lawlophile the subtitles really help, they explain

@bobafettjr85

4 жыл бұрын

@@BOTAllen I was wondering why he was standing there starting at the floor for so long.

@kreksom3386

4 жыл бұрын

Professional have STANDARS

@PNWGoodvibes

4 жыл бұрын

BOT Allen that’s so smart!!

@catraapplesaucemeowmeow2464

4 жыл бұрын

Lawlophile use sub title

I guess Valve will have to rename the game from "Portal 2" to " 2"

@aninsvet

8 жыл бұрын

you just made my day with that comment xD

@ukasz1879

8 жыл бұрын

+GeoThermalGFX | Road To 0.2K took me fucking 20 minutes to get it.

@WFangW

8 жыл бұрын

+GeoThermalGFX | Road To 0.2K I don't understand :(

@renef.8468

8 жыл бұрын

made my day xD

@tannedanimegirl

8 жыл бұрын

+》GeoThermal 𝓖𝓕𝓧《 | Road To 0.2K "2" is not enough "2ez"

Now you're thinking

@mac1991seth

7 жыл бұрын

Without portals.

@bomberxX2000

7 жыл бұрын

with parkour.

@Kerrmunism

7 жыл бұрын

A Shwise with 3-3 portals

@chillycube9326

7 жыл бұрын

A Shwise i

@nPhlames

7 жыл бұрын

Outside the box.

Cave: The lab boys told me "DO NOT GET COVERED IN THE REPULSION GEL" Chell: *Layes Under Gel Dispenser*

@s0m3th1ngbtw

4 жыл бұрын

Inside gel dispenser)

@philswift9705

4 жыл бұрын

Lays*

None of this would've been possible without that small bit of repulsion gel sticking out underneath that wall

@robinnilsson3716

5 жыл бұрын

He pushed the gel there :O

@Twisted86

5 жыл бұрын

@@robinnilsson3716 I'm guessing he was using the splash on him to spread it which is why he was following that bubble.

@rustys7017

4 жыл бұрын

@@Twisted86 I don't think that's possible when I played portal 2 I could never move gel I could move gel with portals and not the player it's self

@Cruxin

4 жыл бұрын

@@rustys7017 you can only manipulate it a very small amount by making it burst on you.

@rustys7017

4 жыл бұрын

@@Cruxin oh well that's something I never knew

Oh so that's what they mean by "Thinking outside the box".

@gmorris65

7 жыл бұрын

Thinking outside the skybox

@owobi_2991

7 жыл бұрын

if it was outside the skybox he would have been unable to move as the game would stop rendering the player character thats how the source engine rolls

@gmorris65

7 жыл бұрын

tscm Obiswagkenobi k

@abelortega5388

7 жыл бұрын

Same thing happens with garrys mod

@gmorris65

7 жыл бұрын

Abel Ortega no shit

Portal game without Portals. Legit.

@TheMike0088

7 жыл бұрын

portal 2 finished with 0 portals is just 2: the game

@tathyaadjani8360

7 жыл бұрын

Jumping 2

@veeveepara

7 жыл бұрын

Portal 2 beta

@tai0fps

7 жыл бұрын

-FAZIK- (Aperture Tag)

@deadpan8131

7 жыл бұрын

Thats impossible because the final battle requires you to place a portal

The whole video: “what is he doing?!? Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh”

@davidci

4 жыл бұрын

Oh shit hi Hugo. Never thought to see you here.

@MatthewTangCha

4 жыл бұрын

Isnt he the photo guy

@justcarl2400

4 жыл бұрын

Who are you and why are you famous

@glitchypotato9651

4 жыл бұрын

Turn on subtitles, he/she explains what they're doing

@LiterallyWize

3 жыл бұрын

@@justcarl2400 He is famous cause he is famous, famous people commenting on less famous people's videos doesn't mean they are weird.

imagine seeing someone in real life looking at the floor while trying to jump on a rail over and over again. That would be very strange.

@outspade

4 жыл бұрын

sad

@apparatus_3934

4 жыл бұрын

And then they suddenly start clipping through the floor and pop out of existence

@STR4nG3boy

3 жыл бұрын

Don't judge me

@Kapin05

2 жыл бұрын

Average Tuesday activities with the boys, I dunno what you're judging

IIIIIIIII'll just stick to using portals

@strykr_killr

7 жыл бұрын

yeah me too

@leocheong7261

7 жыл бұрын

jeany545 heh chumps tries for 6 years

@MrYesMan7

7 жыл бұрын

jeany545 i was waiting for an achievement to unlock

@aeronautisch

7 жыл бұрын

Cool another furry

@jeany545

7 жыл бұрын

Ayyyy

Portal 2 without portals is just 2, the game.

@ahreuwu

7 жыл бұрын

copied comment. dumbass

@notgollum2609

7 жыл бұрын

Ahre no u

@ahreuwu

7 жыл бұрын

wtf are you saying, this exact comment was made 1 week ago

@notgollum2609

7 жыл бұрын

Ahre no u

@notgollum2609

7 жыл бұрын

Ahre Also, I'm so glad that you were able to notice I made the same joke which everyone else is saying. Without you, we never would have known so thanks for doing humanity a favor and letting us all know what a dumbass I am.

Speedrunner's Paradox Spends his 3546 hours on a 10 minute average level World record in 6!

@Rawlingm

4 жыл бұрын

Can Uysal this level can be done much faster then 10 minutes with portals, this is just the image of someone who really has no life at all

@Rawlingm

4 жыл бұрын

@MegaVinylshaker when i made this comment, it was 2019, when we still were yes, but now that its 2020, we no longer are

@lucjanl1262

4 жыл бұрын

@@Rawlingm times truly change

@valves.mp4

4 жыл бұрын

@@Rawlingm lol what

@garfieldblessesyouwithadri3944

2 жыл бұрын

lol he isn't a no-lifer? I'm not saying I ain't one but like how it probably takes thousands of hours of playtime experience to reach his skill, not that it's a bad thing, but the term still seems accurate to me

Glados: i’ll give you a portal device. Use it correctly. Player: *Doesn’t use it at all* Glados: I meant ACTUALLY use it.

@cupofspiders5830

3 жыл бұрын

Once you’ve done a Portal speedrun that’s isn’t inbounds, you’ll know why not using it is using it correctly.

Portal 2 news: -Removed Portal Gun. Too easy for new players. EDIT: Wow, thanks for 200+

@grogcito

8 жыл бұрын

+John Marc Cagatin Too confusing*

@alexandriariley5209

7 жыл бұрын

No, he's saying it's too easy for new players, so because of that the portal gun was removed.

@M4C3W1

7 жыл бұрын

Thomas Riley I don't think you got the joke

@alexandriariley5209

7 жыл бұрын

M4 _ C3 You sure? I was correcting Grogcito's correction. Ultimately, the only way to know if I got it is if OP replies.

@grogcito

7 жыл бұрын

At the time, they removed one team fortress 2 map that was being developed for the official game because it was "too cofusing" for new players.

when you're so skilled at games that you can beat them without using one of the core game mechanics.

@AlphaEnt2

6 жыл бұрын

That's chuck norris-like

@richleth3721

6 жыл бұрын

like portal without portals or mario without jumping

@delpher32exe

6 жыл бұрын

Is bug using a core mechanic?

@seynox_ow

6 жыл бұрын

Mario without Marioing.

@SnowyShiro

5 жыл бұрын

MoofEMP the minimum is 15

Ah yes, I see you are a pro at the game “______ 2”

@rylex6956

5 жыл бұрын

Knack 2

@vampicify

5 жыл бұрын

Briancham 327 I wonder how good they were at "_____"

@phobosnazwisko

5 жыл бұрын

Blue Gel 2

@Broso56

5 жыл бұрын

@@doyouthinkigiveaheck4232 cant count to 3 so its gonna be 2.9 and then 4.0

@cavemann_

5 жыл бұрын

Knack 3 baby!

When your left click is broken this guy: "hold my potato"

@mr.enderman302

5 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahaha

@bronyboi0072

5 жыл бұрын

lol

@jackoster7115

5 жыл бұрын

*holy my combustible lemon

@hylysho

5 жыл бұрын

Made my night dude

@apotato-

5 жыл бұрын

Dont Hold me

This was a triumph, i'm making a note here, huge success.

@SparkeyFlarkey

8 жыл бұрын

its hard to overstate my satisfaction.

@kindaded9684

8 жыл бұрын

Aperture Science We do what we must,because we can.

@DavimaxPL

8 жыл бұрын

For the good of all of us Except the ones who are dead.

@corbandotson4295

8 жыл бұрын

And the science gets done, and you make a neat gun...

@DaGoldenGolem

8 жыл бұрын

+Star Shadow for the people who are Still alive

either you have too much free time or I don't have enough

@seadffsa

7 жыл бұрын

both

@nickmorgan739

6 жыл бұрын

way too much bc he said it was after 4 hours of failed runs, probably with a lot more time before that

2:20 when you're trying to find the end of the duct tape roll

@thisisntreddit2477

4 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAAA

@smh816

4 жыл бұрын

I don't get it

@this_commenter_had_a_stroke

4 жыл бұрын

@@smh816 just the pain of watching him jump against that beam over and over again gives off the kind of struggle essence you get when you're scratching the surface of the duct tape roll in desperation. If you don't get this feeling, you've never used duct tape before

@smh816

4 жыл бұрын

Oh I get it LOL

@NameNik223

4 жыл бұрын

This should be in the top

In case you got covered in that repulsion gel, here's some advice the lab boys gave me: DO NOT get covered in the repulsion gel.

@joshuan.

5 жыл бұрын

We haven't entirely nailed down what element it is yet, but I'll tell you this: it's a lively one, and it does NOT like the human skeleton.

@annoyedredhead3151

5 жыл бұрын

(Looks at self) well fuck

@PSYCHOPATH_AT_LARGE

5 жыл бұрын

jonas1000100 that would of been nice to know 5 minutes ago -Caroline

@this_commenter_had_a_stroke

5 жыл бұрын

Man you have likes for a whole year! (A leap year to be specific)

World record: longest time trying to get on top of railing

@TheAxel4444

8 жыл бұрын

+Travis Cheek The railing is 65 hammer units high. Jumping and crouching at the same times gives you a jump height of about 64 units.

@skyr8449

8 жыл бұрын

+Axel Sandin-Pekka that is just sad.

@purvdragon-sensei

8 жыл бұрын

+Lord lima bean How so? This game is delicately measured and to do runs like this, you'd have to know it inside and out.

@skyr8449

8 жыл бұрын

I know I was thinking how sad it must be to be the character

Did I just watch a video of a guy humping a fence

@coolcheeto8550

7 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@and_rick_tilapia

7 жыл бұрын

what... the actual FUCK?!

@reneassenmacher7742

6 жыл бұрын

CrazyKosai the protagonist is female

@CheesyHfj

6 жыл бұрын

Don't forget the LGBT community.

@zorxtom7803

6 жыл бұрын

You commented on the wrong video. *this meme is no longer living*

Now your thinking box the outside

@vortexas-a-gamin

6 жыл бұрын

Juniorey thinking outside the orange box

@rattango9819

6 жыл бұрын

Or you mean thinking without portals

@vortexas-a-gamin

6 жыл бұрын

shiroace thinking inside physics

@poomanfromtarget6045

6 жыл бұрын

A+ for effort

@tottyamadeus591

6 жыл бұрын

Now your thinking outside the outside

The more I watch out of bounds gameplay of this game the more I'm concerned that Valve designed every inch of a map for things like that

I love how he goes berserk with his mouse at the end. He's very proud of what he's achieved. Also, this video gave me anxiety.

@karkinissan

8 жыл бұрын

I only have Car Keys ;)

@officialAlexisMaun

8 жыл бұрын

+Nissan Karki but the word still has a car

@user-nx2vw3du3o

8 жыл бұрын

ikr

@sharks4evr

7 жыл бұрын

Haha.. His first name is NISSAN and his last name sounds like car key.

@TwistyFreshNips

7 жыл бұрын

I don't blame him, the annotations said he had been failing for 4 hours, so i'd be really bloody happy too

Cave Johnson: When life gives you portal gun don't make portals, get mad, i dont want your portals what i'm supposed to do with these

@ctrlinsidr

6 жыл бұрын

prank ster lol

@flyingorilla6936

6 жыл бұрын

Make lemonade

@Justin-sl3sb

6 жыл бұрын

Demand to see life's world records, make life rue the day they thought they could use less portals than you

@kergin3171

6 жыл бұрын

make portalade

@videogamemaster173

6 жыл бұрын

Cave johnson: I want to see valves mamager

"I like your style! You make up your own rules, just like me!" -Cave Johnson, ca. 1957

Now you are thinking without portals

@MegadetH-ws5tx

5 жыл бұрын

Criminally underrated comment!

@cubeofmeat4982

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh... someone literally posted the same one year before you did

The world is in dire need for a trampoline park made out of this stuff

@autumnsprites488

7 жыл бұрын

Jack Wang until you hit the wrong surface and crush all your bones XD

@vanderkarl3927

7 жыл бұрын

No problem, just coat your skin with the stuff!

@autumnsprites488

7 жыл бұрын

I think it will fall of like water

@flowmastaflam

7 жыл бұрын

you'd crush your bones regardless

@theporcupine9993

7 жыл бұрын

Jack Wang you can only shoot portals in the white things. just a tip

nice one, you beat my time. except you didn't use portals

@names3904

6 жыл бұрын

nice

@reesalvin6539

6 жыл бұрын

Lololool same

This is the kid who solved math with their own methods

Someone will one day beat this with -1 portals

@wingiu5695

5 жыл бұрын

actually pretty easy since you gotta shoot 2^32 - 1 portal i think

@supergamer1972

5 жыл бұрын

@@wingiu5695 Depends. If the code stores the number of portals as a long variable it will take 2^64 + 1. If it is stored as a string, there's no hope.

@warpspeedscp

5 жыл бұрын

@@supergamer1972 *-1, not +1

@GardenGD

5 жыл бұрын

Tubermover PlaysGames with half A presses

@MrRumblefrog

5 жыл бұрын

WarpSpeedSCP it's +1, since it's signed, once you exceed 63 bit of store and the 1 bit for sign, you will flip that bit to become negative

Now your thinkin with glitches

@nathanawesome10

7 жыл бұрын

More exploits than glitches

@Eddygeek18

7 жыл бұрын

id call them bugs not glitches or exploits. Little things the developers didnt notice was there

@SashaMasonVR

7 жыл бұрын

+Eddygeek18 Well it isn't really a bug in that sense because nothing is actually glitching out. He just managed to hold onto milimeters of collision box which is just GG level design. I mean, who would assume that someone would attempt to jump so high that he would be able to actually land at anything that is ontop? Like, LOL

@nathanawesome10

7 жыл бұрын

+eddgygeek18 that doesn't make them bugs, they're still exploits.

@Eddygeek18

7 жыл бұрын

*****  I know there not glitching out thats why i wouldnt call them glitches. I call bugs parts of a game that shouldnt act the way they do. I develop and code games and when i debug i find errors in code that make my games act a way they shouldnt. Not necessarily "Glitch" to me a glitch is a part of a game acting in weird and strange ways. These i would call bugs using the definition "Parts of a game or software that are not as intended or are used for unintended purposes"

The excitement at the end, you can feel it

@Paraguai123

8 жыл бұрын

+ardstsp I did I DID *I DID IT* BALRALVLALLRALBALBALRLARBLAB

@S4NSE

7 жыл бұрын

Woah :D congrats

When the Portal gun runs out of double A batteries...

@unnamed_4775

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂 omg lol

@installshieldwizard3017

2 жыл бұрын

"Portal gun disconnected"

*Stanley Parable narrator's voice* W-wait, how c-could you do that?

@fromdaswamp1596

5 жыл бұрын

Timur Abdullin He made an incorrect choice XD

This whole video is just me sitting there clueless and then being like oooooohhhhhh

@jalley6042

7 жыл бұрын

Mister Moose HD same

@GamerMelon

7 жыл бұрын

Mister Moose HD pretty much school

@thetpuno4369

6 жыл бұрын

like fucking zeno sama

@sagehanson190

6 жыл бұрын

Omfg i gave this comment the 666th like XD. Frick i think im cursed

@videogamemaster173

6 жыл бұрын

Elijah Hanson I'm 709th

Gaben: Okay kids, lets count to ten. 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 Kid:You forgot three Gaben: What's a three?

@vanderkarl3927

7 жыл бұрын

Wait, why tf are there two 8s? IS THIS A REFERENCE THAT I DONT GET TELL ME

@Graymen99

7 жыл бұрын

The joke is that Valve doesn't do '3's of games, Half Life 3, Portal 3, etc.

@Loxu69

7 жыл бұрын

to make it 10 numbers im assuming

@LifeAsAPotato

7 жыл бұрын

when you put 8 2 times

@L.Parisi

7 жыл бұрын

David Lenart take the right half of 8

If you turn on subtitles you can see some interesting “commentary”.

Hey Vsauce, Michael here. But what if there were no portals?

@juannunez4436

5 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@iangalvezzamora2891

4 жыл бұрын

Man it's been a while since I watched some quality content, I think I'll go and see whats up with uncle Michael

I wonder what will happen first, 0 A button Mario 64, or 0 Portal Portal 2.

@inukirby992

7 жыл бұрын

well mario is 1 a press away from being 0x possible, portal is something like 22, so

@CaroFDoom

7 жыл бұрын

Spooty Beaver wait gimmie a sec someone made a spreadsheet for mario 64

@inukirby992

7 жыл бұрын

Car Of Doom to my knowledge, the only one left is the one in bowser in the fire sea

@SpamDestroyer

7 жыл бұрын

There's about 30 a presses left in mario 64.

@CaroFDoom

7 жыл бұрын

SpamDestroyer 1 left in any%, around 30 left in 100%.

4:44 And now we sit here and gain speed for 12 hours. If we get too much speed we will have to do it for 25 hours instead.

@topaz-rn

7 жыл бұрын

I don't understand that part.

@DJBaphomet

7 жыл бұрын

Topaz Rindu Nabiyallah Watch Pannenkoek255's latest video, where he tells how he beat a level in Super Mario 64 in 0.5x A presses.

@UrasSomer

7 жыл бұрын

Outertale Napstablook I died

@funnybobr58

7 жыл бұрын

he is slide down too fast and jump, its like free falling and then max jump

@dicktsui1818

7 жыл бұрын

This one is for SM64

Stares at ground furiously then jumps double their height Logic people, the numbers dont lie

“now we need to build speed for 12 hours” pancake man vibes

I really like how people discover and explore the game mechanics, almost "bending" them to their will. Congrats for you, and all Speedrunners and Glitchers!

@ginomeier4669

8 жыл бұрын

+Arthur Viana i really like your profil pic rofl

@MrGImBIS

8 жыл бұрын

+gino meier Thought this guy was talking to himself, then I read the different usernames lel.

@luigi54321

8 жыл бұрын

+Arthur Viana This, in essence, is half of the reason speedrunning/button golf is so inherently enjoyable, both to do and to watch, in my opinion.

@edudsfunk

8 жыл бұрын

+Arthur Viana BR é nóis

My head exploded. Just when you think you were clever in how you solve the puzzle, then this happens. In the words of Wheatley: "Are you absolutely sure you're solving these correctly? I mean, yes you solved it, but I'm wondering if maybe there's a number of ways to solve them, and you're picking all the worst ways"

@TheStygian

7 жыл бұрын

My mind just got absolutely anihilated, decimated, ravaged, perforated, destroyed, imploded and trancended time and space... Holy shit. My mind is blown.

How do people figure this stuff out...

@kickz2828

5 жыл бұрын

6Twisted not having a life lol

@Niest0Drummer

5 жыл бұрын

Or Just really bored

@Gr3ypsTFT

5 жыл бұрын

Probably started with a few random people trying to get out of bounds then someone realized you can put it together to get through the level without portals

@thathater5639

5 жыл бұрын

Aliens

@mobilemaster9655

5 жыл бұрын

Bred Boi of course

Valve: *leaves barely an inch of bouncey blue gel out next to the wall at start* Kittaye: "I'm boutta end this man's whole career"

@techsupport2173

3 жыл бұрын

They didn't add that, the whole first part was dedicated to abusing the engine's physics to add that in

I don't know why, but the jumping at 2:20 made me really uncomfortable

@tenminuteweeks

7 жыл бұрын

same with me, i have no idea why

@deserteagle2900

7 жыл бұрын

exhaling makes you uncomfortable

@TitovIgorBro

7 жыл бұрын

Mohammed Hamza Because of disturbing sounds maybe

@mindlessgrass78

5 жыл бұрын

I got really angry for some weird reason.

@alpertek2549

5 жыл бұрын

Probably because it's the most realistic jump yet the hardest one in this run.

There needs to be an achievement, or something, anything, a reward for doing this

@JagoFlamingo

7 жыл бұрын

The game wouldn't let you, as it involves exploiting the game, and getting into areas you were never meant to get to. The achievement name would be Volvo needs to patch their game.

@antonaxelsson585

7 жыл бұрын

JagOFate lol "volvo"?

@nuclearping

7 жыл бұрын

Don't see any exploiting. Just clever use of game mechanics. :D

@hailsatan4526

7 жыл бұрын

nuclearping than why are people calling something a glitch beacuse it's just clever use of game mechanics? "Yeah I just found this magic hole in the wall that kills every enemy in the game, I guess it isn't cheating since it's just clever use of game mechanics"

@JagoFlamingo

7 жыл бұрын

anton axelsson yeah, 'volvo plz nrf'

Speedrunner : *Finishes the game without the main element* Me : Wait, thats illegal

2:14 this part actually killed me.

@christianborja8915

5 жыл бұрын

『 weebZe 』 a

@meso_p

5 жыл бұрын

@@christianborja8915 b

@UwU-se5vh

5 жыл бұрын

@@meso_p c

@egglion7931

5 жыл бұрын

D

@Annorexorcist

5 жыл бұрын

F

The best part wasn't even the video. It was the explanation about what was happening.

@HaxxorElite

7 жыл бұрын

Firepal thats... the joke

@TheHadMatters

7 жыл бұрын

HaxxorElite sees humour in the little things. Such as statements that are absolutely not jokes.

now they could remove the 'portal' from the name and rename it '2'

@dragospopescu3493

7 жыл бұрын

Lol xD

@rainxa

6 жыл бұрын

As long as they make a 3- I mean.. 4, I'm fine with that.

@saturn21207

6 жыл бұрын

The Closet Gamer // TCG It wod be called .

@aquafire9428

6 жыл бұрын

i thought about that

@hotdog3392

6 жыл бұрын

And Portal 1 can be named, " "

"I like your style! You make up your own rules, just like me!"

Just to let you know, Cave Johnson quote: Oh, in case you got covered in that repulsion gel, here's some advice the lab boys gave me: DO NOT get covered in the repulsion gel. We haven't entirely nailed down what element it is yet, but I'll tell you this: it's a lively one, and it does NOT like the human skeleton.

But first, we need to build up speed for 6 minutes

@hisho2255

7 жыл бұрын

a portal is a portal you can't say its only a half

@mudkiptyler

7 жыл бұрын

A portal has three segments, blue- orange and when it is fired.

@reflex3843

6 жыл бұрын

How to I build up speed on repulsion gel?

@taliesine.8343

6 жыл бұрын

Aperture Laboratories Mario 64 joke

now try minecraft with 0 blocs

@theamazingspider2099

7 жыл бұрын

What

@yusukematsuki

7 жыл бұрын

Wait what?, minecraft isn't a level based game dumbass

@callmepsycho2724

7 жыл бұрын

KitVlogs whait what, you don't understand simple ironic?

@yusukematsuki

7 жыл бұрын

CallmePsycho That isn't ironic, its plain "try to be sarcastic". I could speedrun it in 0:00.0000

@LifeAsAPotato

7 жыл бұрын

dude work on your grammar

I love how you explain things. It makes the video 4x more interesting when it already is :)

I like how the title says world record when it's literally impossible to beat this with less portals.

@VarunGupta3009

4 жыл бұрын

It's the world record for a speedrun. The fastest to complete. You can definitely beat it 😜

@shitlordflytrap1078

4 жыл бұрын

@@VarunGupta3009 yeah, but this was about the amount of portals and in that sense, it's impossible to beat. (Unless you've got a way to place -1 portals)

@VarunGupta3009

4 жыл бұрын

@@shitlordflytrap1078 Even with least portals, the time is taken into consideration. This is what I meant. All runs are speedruns and in case of a tie (for misc. types of runs like least steps or least portals), the one with the least time wins. :)

@heromp4

3 жыл бұрын

uploaded 6 years ago... he was the first person to do this

@shitlordflytrap1078

3 жыл бұрын

@@heromp4 you don't say

Aperture Science spends time and considerable amount of money on Material Emancipation Grills. This guy wastes all by not using Portal gun.

@greedy_mf

7 жыл бұрын

sad

@ApertureLabs

6 жыл бұрын

Not following test protocol can be extremely costly. Of course our modern test chambers have slightly fixed that problem.

That explains why Cave tells you not to stand under the gel.

He: *Beats the Level without Portals* Portals: ArE wE a JoKe To YoU?!

I love the combination of getting out of the map and the interesting game mechanics. Using the repulsion gel as well as clipping through geometry and finding ways to get out of the map with it is just awesome.

6:07 And this is where the stroke from 4 hours of straight frustration and failed attempts kicks in.

What valve should really do, is hire that guy as a testing engineer. Am I right?

@LorrainRalph

8 жыл бұрын

+Ernest Miles yep

@mcrofty1501

8 жыл бұрын

+Hans Kozt he's not

@branthebrave

7 жыл бұрын

no

@MikeE_wf

7 жыл бұрын

no

@PIOQWERTY

7 жыл бұрын

That'd be a good idea if Valve still made real games. The majority of the people who actually made games at Valve have left the company. Now they sell gun skins in CSGO to morons and make VR crap.

"Top ten most complex things humanity has made" *Number two:* Rube Goldberg machine one kilometer squared containing dominoes, calculators, cars, sand, roller coasters and explosives. *Number One:*

@rey4874

4 жыл бұрын

Lel

"Ha! I like your style. You make up your own rules, just like me."

I've never seen a game get exploited as much as portal

@TARINunit9

7 жыл бұрын

Clearly you've never seen the Mario 64 A-Button Challenge

@RokonGaming

7 жыл бұрын

Agreed. Pannekoek's videos are insane to watch. I also love the explanation videos that he does with various things in the game.

@Odey555

7 жыл бұрын

It's the Source engine... of course it can be easily broken and exploited

@oyunlarnyolcusu8568

7 жыл бұрын

Aureus tf2

@MrDeldris

6 жыл бұрын

You've obviously never played/watched Sonic '06.

The part where you tried to jump up on the fence was painful. Incredible work though

@SailHatan01

7 жыл бұрын

Alvin Westman Holm, if you didn't notice, he had to move the fence block in order to jump on the rail. That's why it looked so awkward.

*when you broke the clicking part of your mouse but you still wanna play portal 2*

Portal 2: Thinking with portals. ____ 2: Thinking withOUT portals.

actual physical insanity

@Codfantaisia

6 жыл бұрын

ToeKnee0126 *spoiler* hes actually sitting at a computer

@blipster0074

6 жыл бұрын

Anything is possible... WITH SCIENCE

Now it's just called "2" Just read the comments section and approximately 1,500 other people have also put this or something similar

"Portal" More like... " "

Now you're thinking with(out) portals!

@GoldphishAnimation

7 жыл бұрын

Alexander Walsh fuck beat me to it.

@patrickwjrwhateverclips1329

7 жыл бұрын

The Stitch ikr, someone had to make that joke.

if Cave Johnson was alive he'd have an aneurysm right about now.

“Complete Portal without portals” Portals: Am i a joke to you?

You know a speedrun is going to be good when it starts when staring at the ground

This is the kind of stuff that parallel universe guy would do. Can you shoot half a portal?

@zacmac104

7 жыл бұрын

Zoshi A portal is a portal. You can't say it's half a portal.

@CathodeRayKobold

7 жыл бұрын

It was a joke about the aforementioned parallel universe guy, who does minimal A-press runs of Super Mario 64. There's a running joke about him doing "half an A-press" in some of his individual level runs.

@zacmac104

7 жыл бұрын

Zoshi I know. I was just saying that as a joke. I probably should have put a 'jk' or 'kappa' at the end of the comment.

@SpamDestroyer

7 жыл бұрын

You can't say what is and isn't a half portal zac "mac" 10.

@vanderkarl3927

7 жыл бұрын

A portal actually has three parts to it.

what kind of splatoon game was that? the other team got no territory

@midas8877

5 жыл бұрын

FreakinHead ay lmao

@rustys7017

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@fireman8805

4 жыл бұрын

That was a Splatoon turf war where everyone, I mean EVERYONE, is on blue. See how long it takes to cover everything, including yourself (Wait that's not right... Oh well.)

So here we are again it’s always such a pleasure. Remember when I watched you several years ago

This is the coolest thing ive ever seen. When i was little i always loved the idea of going to places where you where not supposed to be and i still love stuff like that.

(serious question) As someone who is fairly new to speed runs/glitching, How do people find out about these sort of things? At 2:36 what exactly does he mean 1 hammer unit short? Also what other lingo is used in the speedrun/glitching community. Many thanks

@KittayeForever

8 жыл бұрын

+Jarvis Morris Hammer units are the base units of measurement used in source games. For reference, when moving forward with W, you move at 175 hu/s, so 1 hammer unit is 1/175th of that distance. As for other lingo, a quick google search can describe most other terms related to p2 speedrunning (unless you have something specific you'd like to ask).

@01110011011001010111

8 жыл бұрын

+Jarvis Morris 1 hammer unit = 1/16 foot

@regularsalamander

8 жыл бұрын

+01110011011001010111 so half an inch? (btw, what is up with your username?)

@richiewhoa2022

8 жыл бұрын

+Noah Kelly sep

@regularsalamander

8 жыл бұрын

***** No, binary is not a programming language, it's a system of counting.

this guy isn’t even playing portal 2 he just playing 2

@Owen-sc8hq

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

*wheatly watching* Wheatly: "Bloody Hell, what is that girl?!"

Portal game name before : Portal Portal game name now :

@TheRedKorsar

8 жыл бұрын

+Adam Omasta "Portal 2" and now it is " 2"

@lhagiduty

8 жыл бұрын

+Adam Omasta Its like completing Mario level without jumping lol

4:20 Feel the blue jizz. Be the blue jizz.

@ardiivansejati1176

8 жыл бұрын

Made my day

@ardiivansejati1176

8 жыл бұрын

And 420 blazeit!

@stan5794

7 жыл бұрын

i like irony

@Cheesemongle

7 жыл бұрын

42nd lyk

@Fire2000Ml

7 жыл бұрын

how it feels to chew 5 gum

That was awesome, thank you for taking the challenge!

he is so happy at the end, he is like "OMFG FINALLYYYYY"

you actually know how to beat portal 2, I just peeled the stickers off

@aydenthogode8338

7 жыл бұрын

Guiep if you don't know, why even post a comment?

@Van-Leo

7 жыл бұрын

its a joke about a rubicks cube

@1jvk1

7 жыл бұрын

Lyon leo The lion thx for getting the joke

@Van-Leo

7 жыл бұрын

King Wierd no prob

@Drawfill

7 жыл бұрын

I fucking hate getting that joke when I show someone how fast I can solve a rubiks cube.... EVERYONE SAYS THE DAMN SAME THING!! Fucking normies lol

dear mobile viewers: there's lots of helpful annotations

@loganreed9340

5 жыл бұрын

googlebleh, too bad youtube killed annotations

@rianczer

5 жыл бұрын

THANK you

@AndrooUK

5 жыл бұрын

@@potato_x69 [Insert timely reply here.]

@jackthomas9478

5 жыл бұрын

@@potato_x69 are u using ur PC yet

@kentthekiller8961

5 жыл бұрын

@@potato_x69 homo?

2014: no 2015: nope 2016: nie 2017 close but not now 2018: not yet 2019 ok do it

@felix135ful

4 жыл бұрын

2020: lets still do it

@ItswildII

4 жыл бұрын

Itz Felix ÿÆ

"Now you're thinking without portals!"

>How it feels to chew 5 gum

@ishaboy5090

7 жыл бұрын

GrosTaco How it feels to chew 5 gum*

@flyguy6409

7 жыл бұрын

Mikachu how it feels to correct the grammar of others

@names3904

6 жыл бұрын

Mikachu >this is how it feels to not know 4chan

@Noobolon

6 жыл бұрын

Stimulate your senses

@umutankun2140

6 жыл бұрын

GrosTaco >Simulate your senses

now you're thinking with port- oh wait well... outside the box?

@mystycomega6547

6 жыл бұрын

Outside the orange box