So you're telling me I can sit down and play poker with Ash, Claptrap and Glados, Sam and some huge guy in the seediest casino imaginable while smooth jazz plays in the background? Screw Avengers, this is the best crossover of all time.

@DoubleOhSeven68

4 жыл бұрын

That's Brock Samson from Venture Bros.

@sablebranwen2539

4 жыл бұрын

@@DoubleOhSeven68 Thank you. I never watched that.

@BayOfWulf

4 жыл бұрын

that’s exactly what i first thought seeing the game

@DoubleOhSeven68

4 жыл бұрын

@PT Dixon Wait, what?

@busterbunny005

4 жыл бұрын

@@DoubleOhSeven68 It's because Telltale went bankrupt. You can still find the game on the internet though.

Glados is best interacting with people who respond back.

@Asmodeus426

8 жыл бұрын

lol i love her

@Barnasmi

7 жыл бұрын

okamimaster1 k

@GmodSolutions

7 жыл бұрын

AubrentheJack too bad chell can't

@foundationsoversight8479

7 жыл бұрын

You're SOO right

@greatsageclok-roo9013

6 жыл бұрын

@KidIronCollins If they ever do a Portal 3, they should at least *consider* having the playable character say stuff... Pity Valve are too busy raking in the money with TF2 to do anything else.

But.....Glados........you're supposed to get mad with those lemons.

@user-ik5cj9kr3g

6 жыл бұрын

TELL YOUR ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTABLE LEMON!

@RBTD-bn6us

5 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@GorgSpinnens

4 жыл бұрын

@kevin willems WITH THE LEMONS!!!!!!!!

@skiller5034

4 жыл бұрын

Make life take the lemons back! I don't want your damn lemons!

@olbradley

4 жыл бұрын

*c o m b u s t a b l e l e m o n s*

so this is what happened to GLaDOS after chell left aperture science

@bof8850

7 жыл бұрын

she beceam betch sauce meow bark olf deh dragon king

@CrazyGunMan100

7 жыл бұрын

Aron Brian what the actual fuck is that comment

@internetkumquat4542

5 жыл бұрын

@@CrazyGunMan100 Ironically I know the content of his comment.

@ChatterGaming

4 жыл бұрын

This is what happened. How much can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

@zerocrashmurilo

4 жыл бұрын

this is like one of the experiment rooms GLaDOS was actually interested in enough to not kill everyone the first second

Claptrap: "I might as well say it now - I've always loved you, baby." GLaDOS: "Were I outfitted with a dry-heave subroutine, I'd activate it now." lmfao She really know how to salt a wound.

@Monunga

9 жыл бұрын

+mechatech Her background's actually REALLY depressing, though.

@AshleyBonilla

8 жыл бұрын

+mechatech Claptrap: Those are butterflies in your stomach! It must be love! :D The cutest quote to GLaDOS from Claptrap. :)

@vincentmarcellino7183

4 жыл бұрын

Krieg: YES! SALT THE WOUND PSYCHO ROBO!

@Grimreaper67778

2 жыл бұрын

Goliath: where is crank? Little robot? Or....Giant robot, tell me where crank is in the inventory

@deadmanarmy5854

2 жыл бұрын

Whets a dry-heave sub-routine I don't get it

"Your money went to a happy currency farm with its happy currency friends": Glados

@AshleyBonilla

8 жыл бұрын

+frankie palmeri "Hey, where'd my money go?" / Claptrap :/

@pixelpirate2222

4 жыл бұрын

bOb R0ss

"If I were killing you, there'd be a lot more screaming and irony." WHAT ABOUT NEROTOXIN

@lorenzpacis3249

4 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure GLaDOS would hack into Ash's arm & make himself punch himself to death.

@Puppy_Puppington

4 жыл бұрын

“Neuro”

@dippy1

4 жыл бұрын

@@Puppy_Puppington Your'e correcting someones spelling... 6 years later.

@defalttheloner

3 жыл бұрын

@@dippy1 7 now basically

@dianeaishamonday9125

2 жыл бұрын

@@dippy1 why not? Never too late to learn some thing new.

3:56 If GLaDOS had been on the Titanic : **the Titanic hits the iceberg** *The captain :* Wow, I uh... really didn't see this coming.. *GLaDOS :* I did. But I didn't want to ruin the suprise. Suprise.

@endoskel9262

2 жыл бұрын

I love how I can honestly see her doing that

@deadmanarmy5854

2 жыл бұрын

OH SHI

@crystalwinterfeld

Жыл бұрын

*Brock leave the table*

@curtisleblanc5897

Жыл бұрын

I feel like if Glados were an AI in the 2001 movie series, she would bully the other AIs

@spongebobfan78

Жыл бұрын

@@curtisleblanc5897 I mean, her interaction with HAL 9000 in LEGO Dimensions was just so good. Although, it was more like Glados getting frustrated with HAL.

Too cowardly to turn lemons into lemonade? But... what about the combustible lemons?

@taimereblackston9891

8 жыл бұрын

I read this exactly when she was saying this

@v8wr

7 жыл бұрын

You know how brave you have to be to turn combustible lemons into lemonade?

@liopleurodon2000

6 жыл бұрын

No, you see, those are lemonades. Lemons + grenades. You want the drinkable lemonade. Know the difference. I could save your life

@MichelleW870

4 жыл бұрын

Liopleurodon 2000 *MY GOD-*

@PentaromaLMA0

4 жыл бұрын

Its plan b

and this is why GLaDoS is my favorite villain 😂

@mysteryskullthebighaterofc8352

7 жыл бұрын

same xD

@liopleurodon2000

6 жыл бұрын

She will never be a match for the master of masters, the deliverer of darkness, the Shogun of sorrows, AKU!

@Cat_Snacks

5 жыл бұрын

Also protagonist in portal 2

@I_8_your_doorframe

5 жыл бұрын

Dont leave poor wheatly out... ;_;

@cawareyoudoin7379

4 жыл бұрын

She's not even a villain, she's an antagonist. And later even deuteragonist I would say.

All I'm wondering about is how GLaDOS is still able to keep her facility's nuclear reactor from overheating while dealing a poker game. I knew girls were better at multitasking but that is impressive.

@praetorisprime2888

7 жыл бұрын

Josey Kaiser maybe that's why she keeps leaving.

@thewoollyviking5928

7 жыл бұрын

Godzilla that's a good point.

@KajoFox

5 жыл бұрын

I think the reactor only overheated in the game because *wheatly* was running it, and turned off all the safety protocols. It's probably not even directly managed by her most of the time anyway.

@scrubscrub4492

4 жыл бұрын

@@KajoFox A bit late, but Wheatly was *designed* to make bad ideas.

@Alegriacaptions

4 жыл бұрын

@@KajoFox AFAIK it's just that the controlling core has to do some crucial maintenance operations once every x time. GLaDOS knows what it's about, but Wheatley doesn't, is lazy, and tried to make the announcer shut up... Which was a stupid decision.

"I didn't see this coming" "I did. But I didn't want to ruin the surprise. Surprise" **disappointing blowout** GLaDOS is such an asshole and I love it

Her best joke was the last one. Surprise!

@useraccount333

7 жыл бұрын

The pissed-off look Brock has is great!

GLaDOS' moments are so… GLaDOS. Everything she says is either hilariously condescending, a reference to herself, or anything that a Portal fan would know.

@fauzanaziz6365

7 ай бұрын

"or you're just too cowardly to turn lemons into lemonade"

"I'm afraid I can't do that" HAL 9000?

@opsoc777

7 жыл бұрын

First thing I thought

@cawareyoudoin7379

4 жыл бұрын

Definitely a reference.

@MetaFanWing

4 жыл бұрын

Gaja Well, we got her humming “for he’s a jolly good fellow”.

I didn't know GlaDOS was into poker.

@olegoleg258

4 жыл бұрын

Well, she's nit into that robot for sure

@cawareyoudoin7379

4 жыл бұрын

She has the pokerface down already. And she's a powerful AI, so it's probably easy for her to calculate probabilities.

@Vanlifecrisis

4 жыл бұрын

She hints that this is just another test she keeps forcing them to run forever 😅

I need more interactions between GLaDOS and Claptrap in my life

I didn't want to ruin the surprise.... Surprise

@Hambrack

6 жыл бұрын

I literally laugh at that one everyone I see it. And I mean literally.

1:16 GLaDOS raised a good question.

GLaDOS: You don't know what you're doing do you? Around 70% of the players agreed with her XD including me. Well for the first 30 days then I got the hang of it

@tryhardgamr3262

8 жыл бұрын

It took me like ten minutes to understand the fundamentals. Ive only got 4 hours on the game and i already have all the items

They could've thrown in a reference of how the 'mute' player reminded her of a certain 'mute' test subject, could go somewhat along the lines of "your stubbornness will leave you walking away empty handed, but like you I've felt with stubborn mutes before, several times in fact..."

3:19 damn this is a fat mood

(After Brock is eliminated) This is a joke, right? I'm not very good at jokes, but here's one. What's yellow and black and red all over? What? Brock Samson if he doesn't leave this table. Heh, good one.

@GhostPlanetFilms

7 жыл бұрын

I don't remember posting this.

@trodeno6305

7 жыл бұрын

"I'm suprised you remember anything for longer than 10 seconds. Your brain is hardly bigger than a goldfish''s" - A Would-be GLaDOS quote

@AbsoluteRatBastard

4 жыл бұрын

(In the distance) OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

@darklex5150

4 жыл бұрын

@@AbsoluteRatBastard tf are you doing here?

@Apotheosister

4 жыл бұрын

@@GhostPlanetFilms Do you remember posting that?

2:18 The slight giggly tone she had at the beginning is too cute

When GLaDOS appeared Claptrap: HUBBA HUBBA!

GlaDOS is perfect when it comes to humour. Who knew sadistic robots were a great source of comedy.

Now I'm trying to imagine GLaDOS fighting against the illuminati.. She seems to know what she's doing with the experiment and the pun..

@AngelCakes1997

8 жыл бұрын

No one is going to the overlord of humanity but her. The Freemasons would tremble with fear.

@leongashwig

2 жыл бұрын

glados is based

I can't put my love of GlaDOS' snark into words. I recognise her as honourarily British on account of her sarcasm alone.

3:32 cave johnson reference

1:25 "alot of questions from a psychotic robot" *Stares in pre robot glados*

"What's black, yellow and red all over? Brock Samson if he doesn't leave this table." -GlaDOS

Get Claptrap, Wheatley, Clank and Bender to fight for GLADOS in the sequel!

@dr.nefarious2132

7 жыл бұрын

Mr Hero SUPER VILLIAN TEAM UP!

@DrawinskyMoon

Жыл бұрын

Yes please

like how the robot falls in love with GLaDOS

@gabemerritt3139

4 жыл бұрын

That's claptrap springtrap

I swear GlaDOS is amazing! The ending was just how the freaking confetti and partyhorn sounds miserably is perfect XD

@Lux_the_Lost

6 жыл бұрын

Throw in Brock's face and that moment pretty much sells itself XD

that ending was perfect. Brock's god damn face makes it

3:12 I'm gonna use this one next time I stumble with a flat-earther

3:52 my favorite

GlaDOS know how to burn with highest efficiency.

GLaDOS makes the best sarcastic, savage, sassy announcer ever. Especially when she woke back up in Portal 2, that sass is just beautiful.

“And that’s why you will never GET humanity,” Sir Glados used to be a human

@smashster1787

4 жыл бұрын

She technically deleted Caroline from her systems.

@juliusschannelindeeditis7754

4 жыл бұрын

Smashster 1 But she was still a human once

@Vanlifecrisis

4 жыл бұрын

@@smashster1787 That was a lie though, she retained her. Hence the songs after that.

@smashster1787

4 жыл бұрын

VanLifeCrisis. Never realized that. Thanks.

I had no idea how much I wanted to see Ash (Evil Dead) and GLaDOS (Portal) interact but now I do and I want more!

0:03 just... Wow!

I want my google home to have the voice of Glados

@matthollands7771

3 жыл бұрын

Oh God me too!!!

@countersphere2924

2 жыл бұрын

Samee

Glados is best at telling worst things in the most calm voice

0:34 I don’t know why but is funny seeing Sam smile all of a sudden 😂

The lighting seizure thing, "say cheese" I died.

I love claptraps "hubba hubba!" When he sees Glados

3:38 "Or maybe you're just too cowardly to turn the lemonds into lemonade." Oh GLaDOS... You would know the best about LEMONS wouldn't you?

@eviI12577

Жыл бұрын

burn someone's house down with the lemons?

I always love hearing Glados and always want more of her.

0:49 Go home GLaDOS, you’re not HAL

That last one is my favorite one, especially with Brock's face at the end if it. XD

People: GLaDOS was the meanest during Portal 2! Me, an intellectual:

That dog just looks funny

@AshleyBonilla

8 жыл бұрын

+GLaDOS Tee hee. :)

@Jemv1

7 жыл бұрын

You mean Sam! You say 80% of people is going to lose. Me, is 20% of us is going to win!

@Alegriacaptions

4 жыл бұрын

+GLaDOS what were you doing there though? Science won't solve itself without you, you know?

“Avengers has the most ambitious crossover-“

I've loved GLaDOS since I was little. I'm pretty sure I picked up her sense of humor. Still my favorite.

Glados is so scary, you can never truly figure out her mood, motive, or if she's joking 😂

I’d imagine the only reason GLaDOS isn’t actually playing is because she’s so ridiculously intelligent that she’d win within 5 turns. Or when she kills everyone else at the table.

3:49 and neurotoxin...

2:59 XD BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAASDFGHJKHGFSAA

0:18 when someone wants to cheer you up and then they fuck up on purpose

“If I had a dry heave subroutine I’d activate it now” me too GLaDOS

"...Or maybe you are to cowardly to turn lemons into lemonade" OMG GLADOS

Glados: Ma'am your son is dead, he was hit by a drunk driver. Just thought I would let you know that.

You gotta love when it's just the player and Brock and he's clearly going insane from what Glados is saying.

Even if GLaDOS is Psychotic beyond Human Measures. I still Love GLaDOS.

@Alegriacaptions

4 жыл бұрын

Peridot loving GLaDOS? My new headcanon.

I recall seeing one where Claptrap and GLaDOS got to share a nice conversation when she tried to stun all the players. Best of luck if you are able to find that one.

Now I want to play this. I love these characters growing up

Oh, absolutely. Brock's look at the little party horn sound and confetti is just brilliant.

"It's appears you have lost all your chips. Oh well, it's only money. Your money"

XD the lemons reference

GLaDOS is only reason id play this game

2:48 So that’s where Fidough went!

I did, but i didn't want to ruin the surprise *confettis falling* surprise *low sounding horn*

“If you’re folding because you’re too embarrassed to admit you’ve forgotten the rules, just nod your head.” Sam: _nods head_

"... and I like my jokes!" Lmao

The confetti was a nice touch on that last one.

3:39 Insult to injury!

I love glados's sarcasm

1:10 *maybe* …say *cheese*

My favorite gladdos quote at 3:47

Peak passive-aggressiveness I love it

Awesome set of references!

Holy Hera i have to get this game!

The surprise line got me really good

The way Brocks face sours when she starts the confetti

Make lemonade? That isn't happening! Quick, let's make a stupidly overused combustible lemons joke!

Thanks recommended, very cool.

Most people are bound by the conventions of probability and common sense. _But you're special_ Everything about GLaDOS is amazing.

9 years ago but i still love this game

WTF! How did I not know this existed? Brock Samson and Glados playin poker. Gotta get this.

This game NEEDS a third one~

“Its only money, your money, 25 thousand of it” XD what did i just find

I wish to challenge GLaDOS to a sarcasm-off. But I can't. She doesn't have the guts, too.

@wofless4429

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao nice one

Rip this game, I never played it but what I can see, this is very good

"Now that you've played a few hands without _bleeding_ all over the cards, it's time to move the blinds up to 600 and 1200."

activating sarcastic slow-clap subroutine: .....*clap*.....*clap*.....*clap*.....

0:17 I love how she does a sort of shrug.

So u want to make lemonade now glados? Your the one who wanted to burn people with the lemons

@jafetmejia8119

7 жыл бұрын

GLaDOS that's cave Johnston

@Jemv1

7 жыл бұрын

So she-Bot, What's is happen to Cave Johnson in Portal 2?

@scrungobeepis5443

7 жыл бұрын

GLaDOS, you should know this: you're

The last one is by far the greatest.

2:08 I don’t know why but GLaDOS talking about cheese is really funny to me