How the fuck can someone be so sober and so high at the same time

@emeral311

Жыл бұрын

It's the only state I know.

@renz1013

Жыл бұрын

James May:

@Fuck_handles

Жыл бұрын

@@renz1013 0:43 is she related to James May?

@poppyseedsnuranium

Жыл бұрын

I think it's how they are also, kind of, acting as their own straight man for their absurdist musings.

@GuitarSlayer136

Жыл бұрын

Peak Dry Humor.

She's always dressed in case she's offered to play the Doctor

@jjdecani

Жыл бұрын

Now THAT I would watch the hell out of.

@haltair4015

Жыл бұрын

*imagines it* I think even Tennant's 10th Doctor would appear as less goofy than her XD

@PSYCHIC_PSYCHO

Жыл бұрын

I would absolutely love her to be my Enema-Doctor 😍😍😍

@TurnerWho

Жыл бұрын

Imagine her and Donna interacting 😂

@Creasingdrip40

Жыл бұрын

Best doctor

She sounds like a child who grew up without being corrupted or educated by the world and the terrible and beautiful experiences life provides.

@SamuelBlack84

9 ай бұрын

She's like a female Karl Pilkington 😅

@fivish

8 ай бұрын

Just an actress with a script.

@pkjohnston

7 ай бұрын

that's the point. satire.

@e-w-4174

7 ай бұрын

​@@fivish Ah yes, I am sure you are an expert in memorizing dialogue, controlling and being aware of your entire body and face, playing a character other than yourself, and improvising on the spot in front of a camera crew. Lol Whatever your job is, I bet it's even easier.

@The-Sexinator

6 ай бұрын

Pretty sure the experience is about 99 percent terrible and the other 1 percent is having sex

00:51 Her just falling and embracing it by rolling down the sand hill makes me laugh every time

@isocarboxazid

Жыл бұрын

She actually talked about this on Seth Meyers within the past couple of weeks. Apparently it wasn't scripted, and nobody came to help her, they just kept filming lol.

@ahleenah

Жыл бұрын

In the interview she explained how she tripped and fell on purpose because just walking down would’ve been boring but they just kept filming without helping her while she just kept rolling

@pannajohns5255

10 ай бұрын

I was laughing for 15 minutes straight, I was in pain from how much I was laughing 😭

@voxtur__7

8 ай бұрын

Her wearing a waistcoat and an overcoat in a desert was just the cherry on top.

@hermionegardener3796

9 ай бұрын

In that interview, she says she did it on purpose because it's boring otherwise, and what everybody else said here about it. Also, she talks about how she likes a "good trip", it adds character. Diane is an absolute treasure.

She makes me want to become a master in my profession just so I’ll get the opportunity to get trapped in an interview with her.

@StingrayMM20

Жыл бұрын

What an underrated comment. Great idea!

@icydelon

Жыл бұрын

same hahaha

@tvtitlechampion3238

Жыл бұрын

When I see 99, I make like a kitty cat and push it off the ledge. All the better when it's worth it.

@TheRealHusk

Жыл бұрын

You could become a master baiter

@bugsy742

Жыл бұрын

@@TheRealHusk 😂😅

"How many Three Wise Men were there?" "Who knows?" She had it 🤣

@nineowands

Жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHAHA

@TinLeadHammer

Жыл бұрын

The correct answer is: one.

@tomlxyz

Жыл бұрын

Sounds absurd but it's a valid question. The Bible tends to use numbers with special importance instead of giving exact figures

@ThatOneToucan

Жыл бұрын

@@tomlxyz No it's not, it was literally three. How could you interpret it any other way?

@shigerufan1

Жыл бұрын

@@ThatOneToucan There actually isn't a number given in the scripture itself, people just assume 3 because gold, frankincense and Myrrh are three items but it could have been a whole caravan for all we know.

Her show writers are fantastic but she has the wonderful ability to elevate their jokes to heaven. Or so her mate Paul says.

@elliebelly6980

Жыл бұрын

Fun fact the stereotype of women not being funny and women can’t make good jokes came from the time when women weren’t allowed to go school and were only taught how to speak English. So when they made jokes they didn’t make any sense because they didn’t know how to use grammar

@elliebelly6980

Жыл бұрын

Or even knew what was funny because women’s entertainment was limited to chores

@verycoolright7801

9 ай бұрын

​@@elliebelly6980cope 💀

@dr.jamesolack8504

6 ай бұрын

@SventyOneGo No such place as “heaven”. Sorry😢

@Im_Iconic-Youre_Ironic

6 ай бұрын

​@@dr.jamesolack8504 That's..... not what they meant. 🤣🤣

I love how she interviews these people who have put so much time into learning these parts of history just for her to ask them things like "do you think that Mozart would find me hot"

@Fukei_Mono

5 ай бұрын

Let's be real, Diane Morgan would be the model for almost every artist around if she were to be sent back to the Renaissance Era.

@tomsriver2838

4 ай бұрын

​@@Fukei_MonoRené Sauce*

She has the ability to stun lock people in position with her words

@talkingmudcrab718

Жыл бұрын

CR20 Bard

@AnubisMRM

Жыл бұрын

I think normal people would just laugh at her jokes. The problem with many academics is that they take themselves too seriously and they have no idea how to react to an unexpected joke.

@ayebraine

Жыл бұрын

@@AnubisMRM If people ask you to help them and explain to them what you do, on camera for other people who may be interested in what you do, you don't take their questions as jokes and haha laugh at them, you try to understand them and help them out. (And you also try and adjust to weird TV ways because you're not exactly on TV every day, with 20 people and half a ton of lighting and camera equipment around you all pressing on you to stay professional).

@gettogirl105

Жыл бұрын

How does one have 0 speech yet 100 at the same time.

@V-for-Vendetta01

Жыл бұрын

@@AnubisMRM there have been instances where people have laughed but she hits them with the "its no laughing matter"

She's like an AI in the early stages

@cheekyboy5000

Жыл бұрын

let's hope she doesn't become sentient.

@dicksoutfordjmusicman9335

Жыл бұрын

YES

@armagedon515

10 ай бұрын

Brilliant 🤣😂

@magnussigurdur

10 ай бұрын

WHO SAYS SHE ISN’T?

@merbeeduck9256

9 ай бұрын

@@magnussigurdurthe AI 😳

She speaks like a 5 page essay written an hour before its due. I love it.

her ability to cast confusion on every master of profession she meets is amazing. like throwing a verbal bag of sand in their eyes and they cant help but go what the fuck

@SpecialOrder935

4 ай бұрын

You know it’s a character right ?

@calcium_skeleton

Ай бұрын

@@SpecialOrder935yes, she acts this way because it’s funny

"The Egyptians believed the most significant thing you could do in your life was die" I've never laughed this hard in my life!!!

@patrickb840

Жыл бұрын

I spat my drink out at that one😂

@dirtywings7251

Жыл бұрын

While she's rolling down a fucking sand dune in the background 🤣

@ef2718

Жыл бұрын

Some middle east cultures still value death and afterlife more than they value life, they believe life on earth are just a transition period, some believe that dying for god will bring splendid rewards in the afterlife.

@reidleblanc3140

Жыл бұрын

hilarious but actually pretty accurate loll

@MercifulArchitect

Жыл бұрын

@@reidleblanc3140 that's what makes it so funny. it's a perspective nobody ever thought of, and a hilarious one too!

"Because of feminenism, that man whistling might be a woman, and the woman hes whistling at, might be the prime minister" This is so genius it rocks me to my core

@Nervous101

Жыл бұрын

The women she's whistling at

@samcorbett8783

Жыл бұрын

@@Nervous101 ah shit yeah that

@avalonjustin

Жыл бұрын

Nothing wrong with that!

@aniketchowdhury7338

Жыл бұрын

Could someone explain the joke to me please.......

@samcorbett8783

Жыл бұрын

@@aniketchowdhury7338 Dude....no soap, RADIO!

"with creature comforts like indoor plumbing and cunnilingus" That line is murder

Her delivery is fantastic, how she can keep a straight face through these moments is beyond me

@SpecialOrder935

4 ай бұрын

Because they’re actors 😂 they do loads of takes so it’s not funny to them anymore

@mapron1

Ай бұрын

@@SpecialOrder935Why do you think she is actress??? I watched her like for many hours and she looks genuinely stupid!

so i discovered her existence 8 minutes ago and she's now my favourite person on earth (the planet that i'm on right now)

@stevemoisan

Жыл бұрын

Same.

@LangstonDev

Жыл бұрын

I think these started popping up on my recommended like last week and I'm stunned this stuff has been up on KZread for years and I'm just now learning about it.

@wisho-ro4305

Жыл бұрын

Same 😬😅

@cristianorafael4301

Жыл бұрын

Yup, same here

@brendanm6921

Жыл бұрын

Her real name is Diane Morgan. As well as creating the character she plays in this programe, she's also been cast in some good sitcoms. I recommend After Life and Motherland for some more of her work. Especially Motherland as she's one of the leading roles in that and is particularly brilliant.

Why is it SO funny to ask interviewees "Who are you?" It's a legitimate question, but sounds completely ridiculous in that context, I love it.

@idromano

Жыл бұрын

Or the even better, imho, "what are you?"

@IsiahTomas

Жыл бұрын

".... but why male models?"

@salgoud12

Жыл бұрын

Thanks Nardwuar

@tvtitlechampion3238

Жыл бұрын

It's impertinent and establishes context for the viewer simultaneously

@CalvinMousse

Жыл бұрын

its giving "Why are you gay?" energy

0:44 there is something very charming about how she is reacting to the music. It was a perfect "awkward" half dance kinda reaction and the song choice was perfect too.

@vicenteisaaclopezvaldez2450

Жыл бұрын

She's like a bird.

@oceandrizzle

Жыл бұрын

she also looks so happy and cute, my favorite bit😂

@JillLulamoon

Жыл бұрын

I love how "Here Comes The Hotstepper" is in her Friday Night Playlist, implying she listens to it a lot. Wonder what else is in there.

@sergiovela9961

9 ай бұрын

@@JillLulamoon”Pump up the Jam,” of course.

@AshleyPomeroy

9 ай бұрын

I like the tiny shot at 07:14 where she looks really pleased that she can read.

3:03 “stolstice” him saying “you’ve got it” encouragingly is so cute

We must protect this school dropout.

@mcbenman1793

Жыл бұрын

She’s a school dropout?

@shoegazemusicisthebest2715

Жыл бұрын

@Milton Chávez YES.

@rollerskdude

Жыл бұрын

​@@mcbenman1793 Certainly sounds like one

@miltonchavez9869

Жыл бұрын

@@mcbenman1793 I mean... I think that's her character, or something like that

@CorbiniteVids

Жыл бұрын

if she's a dropout where'd she learn all this?

The thing I love about her the most is how she seamlessly starts a sentence with a very natural track of words and then randomly takes a U turn and the whole meaning to that sentence changes along with the potential answer that would have been.

@itsgonnabeanaurfromme

Жыл бұрын

Congrats for knowing how jokes work

@harshitverma2951

Жыл бұрын

@@itsgonnabeanaurfromme thanks for understanding that I now know how jokes work.

@nunothedude

Жыл бұрын

@@harshitverma2951 thank you for understanding how this man understands how jokes are understood

@hcmandude

Жыл бұрын

@@nunothedude how do jokes work?

@nunothedude

Жыл бұрын

@@hcmandude find your nearest mirror

7:49 This perfectly captures the genuine upset feeling kids have when they learn that the sun will eventually die after billions of years

@NitaSteyn-kn2gp

9 ай бұрын

They feel sad for a reason. Imagine our world without the sun. The solar system wouldnt even exist!

@warmfuzzyvoid

4 ай бұрын

​@@NitaSteyn-kn2gpGood news, the way the sun will die, the Earth will be consumed! Earth won't ever have to be without its sun!

Her ability to flabbergast the experts is awe inspiring.

@NitaSteyn-kn2gp

9 ай бұрын

Its because she isnt very smart lol

@tossoutacc9241

8 ай бұрын

@@NitaSteyn-kn2gpit’s scripted obviously she talks like that on purpose

She is like the alternate universe Dr Who who cheated on her History exams and spends her first regeneration being utterly confused at history.

@reidleblanc3140

Жыл бұрын

she is the Vestige from ESO

@drygnfyre

Жыл бұрын

She’s Ali G if he went to Oxford.

@edadankmemes

Жыл бұрын

what i would sacrifice to have Philomena Cunk to guest star in a Doctor Who Children in Need special.

@aleksandrareena7538

Жыл бұрын

SHE WOULD BE A PERFECT FEMALE DW YOU NAILED IT

@Brandelwyn

Жыл бұрын

@@reidleblanc3140 lol

This women is everything that's right about society

@danielmukhlis5709

Жыл бұрын

Everything in its right place

@southernoregonprepper

Жыл бұрын

Agreed

@melissagrobler7588

Жыл бұрын

Yasss ❤️🇿🇦✊🏽

@grahamzvi3293

Жыл бұрын

She go t bee on L.S.D eye kan't sea any alien explaination four it.

@araksi7404

Жыл бұрын

eridan ampora ?!?!?

She's a living definition of a British sense of humour

Philomena is the endboss for every expert in their field ever

" Pompeii was so advanced it had its own volcano, which is Latin for 'angry hill.' " This woman is brilliant! 🤣

@thomasayresol

Жыл бұрын

Python level line, well deployed

@vedantthanki745

Жыл бұрын

I don't get it

@thomasayresol

Жыл бұрын

@@vedantthanki745 She is Making fun of British documentaries, just as Monty Python did decades ago. Cunk does "Mocumentary" humor.

@GoddoDoggo

Жыл бұрын

@@vedantthanki745 Volcano is not actually latin for "angry hill," that's a blatant lie, but a volcano is a mountain that could erupt, explode, or spew smoke or lava, so "angry hill" is actually a very apt description. It's somewhat absurdist and somewhat clever, which comes together to form the joke.

@vedantthanki745

Жыл бұрын

@@GoddoDoggo thanks

Love how if you watch mute it looks like such a professional, high quality documentary but the moment you turn on one bar your brain melts lol

@canislupid2466

Жыл бұрын

It's like listening to a foreign song you don't understand, you think it's the best thing in your life, then you read the lyrics and realise it's completely nonsense

@hamsterminator

Жыл бұрын

Especially the part where she trips and rolls down a sand dune.

@ayooo454

Жыл бұрын

especially at 7:12

@pigloododo7455

Жыл бұрын

Except at 0:50

@BobTaile

Жыл бұрын

I've got my sound full on and mine or anyone else's brain has not melted which proved you totally wrong

I love that she genuinely confuses the interviewees she's such a gift to this world

2:02 I love how BAFFLED this man is. XD

The response to "her neck is very long" is everything

@mstly4lg

Жыл бұрын

2:00

@pipipermen3296

Жыл бұрын

Nohem eh eh

@AtariiWave

Жыл бұрын

*Ehme æ æugh*

@ollieknox8309

Жыл бұрын

Neheum no eh he😊

@95fabiswa

Жыл бұрын

@@sanniray distraught

She's an absolute unit, but I love the people who are able to put aside their "life of dedication to their expertise" and play into a meme

@noahkarpinski1824

Жыл бұрын

They're probably used to it from talking with actual children

@BrianHathcock

Жыл бұрын

"This child accidentally grew up."

@bobbobbo5278

Жыл бұрын

I sometimes wonder if they think she has some mental disability which makes them be so patient with her lmaoo

@samanthalong4801

Жыл бұрын

I don’t think u understand the term “absolute unit”

@skarlet9104

Жыл бұрын

Man I just discovered about this woman's existence and it gives me absolute joy. Besides, we share first names so that's something Ig.

“How many three wise men where there?” “Who knows?” Peak content right here ladies and gentlemen

@sld1776

Жыл бұрын

That's correct. The number of wise men is never specified in the Bible.

0:56 I get the feeling that was unscripted, and her swear of pain was very genuine lol.

Irving Finkel, one of the British Museum's most brilliant minds, reduced to a squeek.

@Apostate_ofmind

Жыл бұрын

such is the power of a great woman XD im personally in stitches

@namelessking111

Жыл бұрын

Idk who that is, but the fact that they hire actual professional experts for the interviews instead of paid actors makes this even more hilarious to me lmao.

@derp195

Жыл бұрын

@@namelessking111 he’s got a good number of lectures available on KZread, I’d highly recommend looking them up. He’s incredibly knowledgeable with that kind of kooky old man humor. Well worth a watch.

@FreakyRufus

Жыл бұрын

I sort of thought he was thinking that maybe it wasn’t bigger than acid jazz.

@akpokemon

Жыл бұрын

wth is a squeek

The visibly stressed exhale she let out when she heard that a "whole galaxy's going to hit us" is fucking pristine. What a legend.

@theboxthinker4153

Жыл бұрын

@𑣲 glammie 7:48

@brandonlawrence2443

Жыл бұрын

How is the thought that a whole galaxy is going to hit us stress someone out? That's not going to be for dozens of years

@ewyes5935

Жыл бұрын

@@brandonlawrence2443 Are you taking these interviews at face value?

@brandonlawrence2443

Жыл бұрын

@@ewyes5935 do you mean is the video at eye level when I watch it? Yes

@CocoTheMii

Жыл бұрын

@@brandonlawrence2443 To clarify: are you taking these interviews _seriously?_

Having a sandwhich , painting your bicycle blue and then going bwrbbrwb 2:36

If she weren't so damn hilarious, she'd be one of the most relaxing presenters in all of documentary production Also, Latin for "angry hill" kills me every time

"With creature comforts such as 'plumbing' and 'cunnalingus'" absolutely sent me off the wall.

@tvtitlechampion3238

Жыл бұрын

Not mutually exclusive, btw

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494

Жыл бұрын

Definitely my favourite Philomena quote for today.

@miguelthealpaca8971

Жыл бұрын

Yep, that was my favourite bit. Which really makes you think, if you think about it.

@excalibro8365

Жыл бұрын

@@tvtitlechampion3238 lmao wtf

@tvtitlechampion3238

Жыл бұрын

@@excalibro8365 well? Am I wrong?

Love how she can say all these things with a straight face, even near the end when the other person starts laughing 😂

@returntonature8773

Жыл бұрын

I really hope they have an outtakes episode soon.

@douglasauruss

Жыл бұрын

No one is better at deadpan delivery

@Mignon15

Жыл бұрын

@@douglasauruss Nathan Fielder rivals her IMO

@darishbaxley4630

Жыл бұрын

Leave the thumbs up at 666 !!!!!

@1korbetter

Жыл бұрын

@@returntonature8773 I heard they’re all one Take … she’s a legend

She is beyond brilliant! Massively entertaining & never disappoints. Thanks Phil!!

My archaeology lecturer was in this show. I have absolutely no idea how she kept a straight face. I can only guess that each interview required multiple takes.

"With creature comforts like indoor plumbing, and cunnilingus." I died RIGHT THERE. 🤣

@JoseGonzalez-ms5xr

Жыл бұрын

SAME💀

@lawrencedoliveiro9104

Жыл бұрын

The pornography on the walls at Pompeii was genuine.

@EmmyAndDeskyUnited

Жыл бұрын

That fresco (and many others) are actually located in the area in Pompeii where prostitutes resided, the "lupanare" (basically a zone dedicated entirely to brothels and bordellos). I've been there, and boi, she chose the least explicit one

@michatarzan7595

Жыл бұрын

If you died right there, during cunningulus, that may have left some trauma for your sexual partner.

@jayallen81

Жыл бұрын

#metoo

at times her micro-expressions are absolute genius. She holds the character in place every moment. Incredible talent

@classicaldeb

Жыл бұрын

It truly is!

@VictoriaSobocki

11 ай бұрын

Can you give an example? Just so I can see what you mean

@connorthompson66

9 ай бұрын

5:38 this guy's expression really does it for me

@ChessJourneyman

8 ай бұрын

That's because she's playing herself in her accent and mannerism.

Brian Cox trying to keep it together as she asks him if he can imagine what it's like to be sucked off through a hole just cracked me up !!! 😀

1:54 I CAN'T WITH THAT SHIT DAWG, IT'S KILLING ME FOR 5 MINUTES NOW

@WitchKing-Of-Angmar

17 күн бұрын

Became part pomeranian.

Gosh, she would have been such an amazing Doctor Who! Saying absolute insanity and asking weirdest questions with a straight face and just baffling her enemies into submission.

@chriscunningham8703

Жыл бұрын

Not with that horrific accent....

@shoeling

Жыл бұрын

@@chriscunningham8703 so rude how dare u insult the greatest mind of her generation smh

@jtaylor3609

Жыл бұрын

10x better then the current doctor....

@chriscunningham8703

Жыл бұрын

@@jtaylor3609 anyone would be better....

@seriousoldman8997

Жыл бұрын

@@chriscunningham8703 Oo are you?

She's like a fine cheese of ignorance, idiocy, innocence, and occasional, humorous, somehow accidentally profound questions.

@toontown633

Жыл бұрын

What?

@yaboi6006

Жыл бұрын

@@toontown633 your a bit slow ey

@SkyRied1

Жыл бұрын

I am the 1,000th like.

@BluJean6692

Жыл бұрын

In other words she stinks at everything...

@pmejia727

Жыл бұрын

“Can you prove the moon really exists?” *scientist glances sideways, flabbergasted and afraid*

When she took a bite of her sandwich on the Zoom call, I nearly died of laughter 💀💀💀

"Pyramids are just triangles with square asses" send water flying out my nose🤣🤣

"How many three wise men were there" "Who knows" That one got me lol

@tiffychevelure9107

Жыл бұрын

Absolutely sent me . . . all the way into orbit

@spiderdude2099

Жыл бұрын

I feel like she almost broke character with that response

@parulsinghalgarg3491

Жыл бұрын

Same😂😂

@darkshadow31415

Жыл бұрын

When the expert understands the assignment. Diane almost broke.

@Jakeonkuningas

Жыл бұрын

The woman actually went into great detail about how the three wise men were mentioned in only gospel and in another one it was referenced that wise men gave gifts but no mention of how many there were.

I was watching this whilst falling off a building, but I was saved by her magisterial grace.

@ylstorage7085

Жыл бұрын

yer joined her un eeeerth dthen

@nightmarefredbeer1455

Жыл бұрын

This building was just your imagination, mate

@tacidian7573

Жыл бұрын

Heard you were at the wedding of the Emperor's cousin. In Solitude? Gods, that must've been horrible.

2:56 she’s so funny for no reason😭😭

Can't believe I lived a full life not knowing about this, she's fucking brilliantly funny

I have no idea why she’s blowing up now on my feed, but I’m grateful to be introduced to her.

@nihal2055

Жыл бұрын

Same

@robertgerow670

Жыл бұрын

right?? I never heard of this woman in my life, and I got so many video recommendations I finally googled her. This is the first one I’ve clicked on

@sosuss

Жыл бұрын

She’s from IT Crowd, but yes these reels are coming outta nowhere 😂

@mathkrGames

Жыл бұрын

@@sosuss different actress lol

@battlep0t

Жыл бұрын

​@@sosuss Nah that's Katherine Parkinson you're thinking of. This is Diane Morgan and she's playing a character "Philomena Cunk" who originated in Charlie Brooker's Weekly Wipe but was so popular she got her own spin-off.

The "I think, therefore I am" bit was actually really friggin deep.

@miguelpadeiro762

Жыл бұрын

I think therefore you am

@mubaraksenju7521

Жыл бұрын

@@miguelpadeiro762 😵‍💫🤣

@rondorondo557

Жыл бұрын

She's almost reaching solipsism there.

@hermioneziggeraut7617

Жыл бұрын

@@miguelpadeiro762 but if I am because you think I am, am you because I think you am? And what if I don't think you am?

@arrielradja5522

Жыл бұрын

​@@hermioneziggeraut7617 this destroying my mind stop.

She is a genius, she asks you the most stupid and ridiculous things you can imagine, but you never know if shes is serious or not.

She’s a genius. I laugh my heart out every time I watch her show.

"so it was much much bigger than rap metal, then?" "mm- yes, much bigger" "what about acid jazz?" *starts shitting uncontrollably*

@The_Republic_of_Ireland

9 ай бұрын

I loved that part 😂

@beth12svist

5 ай бұрын

That's Irving Finkel, who's pretty funny in his own right, so I'm not entirely sure whether you've really judged his reaction correctly... that interview must have really been something 😁 (haven't seen it, unfortunately).

2:02 his pure exasperation made me giggle and kick my feet back and forth

@amandac8836

Жыл бұрын

I lost it at that part hahahaha

@mendyshelios0451

Жыл бұрын

thats how you restart a human.

@nesha_owo

Жыл бұрын

rendered him freaking speechless 😂

@betelgeux6010

Жыл бұрын

she literally broke the guy

@maddieb.4282

10 ай бұрын

That bit really made me laugh

This woman, is going places and I bet she's going to dominate the net. You go girl, you are unstoppable.

“…Shitting a harpsichord made of glass horses onto the floor” 🤣 So much laughter from so much nonsense 🤣

This woman is a national treasure.

@remigiusz764

Жыл бұрын

Internarional

@StillGamingTM

Жыл бұрын

@@remigiusz764 Intertianal*

@Loonaurtheworld

Жыл бұрын

@@StillGamingTM Interanal*

@skeelachan7586

Жыл бұрын

@@Loonaurtheworld anal

@Rev4mpz

Жыл бұрын

@@Loonaurtheworld internipal*

This woman should be knighted and sainted. Any award known to man. She's absolutely brilliant.

@Eitbitman

Жыл бұрын

But the award is known to man, how will she know she got it?

@theyhategwa

Жыл бұрын

@@Eitbitman She will grab it

@neithere

Жыл бұрын

Don't forget the writers.

@Mytheon151

Жыл бұрын

@@Eitbitman Like most women, she has to wait for the translation to be released.

@satrickptar6265

Жыл бұрын

@@neithere The responses from the experts were unscripted, so she’s pretty much making her own absurd questions.

Her ability to keep a straight face is god tier.

She's comedic genius and I'm forever going to be soiling my undergarments to this

To play stupid, you have to be a genious.

@peterlarkin762

Жыл бұрын

If that typo is on purpose... Bravo good sir!

@akpokemon

Жыл бұрын

@@peterlarkin762 lmao I don't think so...but you're right--it would be "genius" on his part if it was intentional

@L0rdOfThePies

Жыл бұрын

@@alfa-psi you don't though thats the point of the comment

@DeltaTauChi

Жыл бұрын

Genius

@PopstarDracula

Жыл бұрын

Genius.

The interviewees reactions are too genuine, which means a lot of her jokes are made up on the spot. She is just brilliant

@loveline119

Жыл бұрын

Hers are scripted but the experts dont know its a comedy show.

@krschu00

Жыл бұрын

Not made up on the spot. The reason they're surprised is because he first set of questions are usually genuine questions they would get in a real interview and thena switch is flipped.

@aierce

Жыл бұрын

Lol @ everyone replying to me that missed the point

@AnoAssassin

Жыл бұрын

Interviewees know it's comedy but they don't know what she's going to say, and are instructed beforehand to respond earnestly like she's a child. There's an interview clip where this is clarified

@ismayb754

Жыл бұрын

Or they're just hearing them for the first time, but they're still scripted. And yeah I saw your "lol at the people replying to me" comment but guess what I'm still replying. Lolz.

"how many 3 wise men were there" "who knows"

"Here come the hot-steppa...murderer" a modern musical genre, among all that ancient histories and artworks. The contrasting effect caught me off guard 😅😅

She really nailed her character as a dim-witted mockumentaries which is something rare these days

@miguelpadeiro762

Жыл бұрын

@@ajw9377 They, unfortunately, aren't playing a character

@skilletborne

Жыл бұрын

@@ajw9377 A brutal difference is that she's a comedian saying things she knows are complete nonsense, somehow keeping a straight face. The extremist/radical right (and f**k it, little centrism here because the radical left can be insane too) on the other hand legitimately believe the drivel they spout

"The Egyptians believed that the most significant thing you could do in your life was die." Philomena said as she calmly died on a sand dune

@sureindubitably3771

Жыл бұрын

ikkk 😂😂

5:36 that guy's face is literally everyone's 😂😂😂😆😆

She's absolutely genius comedian

she's that random intrusive thought we have at 3am and i'm living for it

@nej6246

9 ай бұрын

Impulsive

@beesree39

9 ай бұрын

@@nej6246thank you

@jugemujugemugokonosurikire4735

8 ай бұрын

Especially with the pyramids.... I've thought of that question before

Love Philomena, but it also stresses me out to know that there are people out there who are actually operating at this level of cognition

@usernameisallfull

Жыл бұрын

oh god you're right-

@LmaoMoni

Жыл бұрын

I feel attacked. I have vocal aphasia due to a head injury and I swear in my head I’m a normal person but I unfortunately talk like her xD

@paulstewart6293

Жыл бұрын

Nah she's great. You are thinking of Tory voters.

@empirion502

Жыл бұрын

@@paulstewart6293 She is great, but no need for that.

@bigboy6191

Жыл бұрын

​@@metalmaxi lolol, not u r not

Philomena Cunk amazes me because she will start a completely normal sentence, you THINK you know where it's going, you think "ok, this sentence is going Way A or Way B." then she will turn around and take it in Way Z

She is absolutely adorably awesome

God, saying “Why is it a mystery how the pyramids were made? Looks like a bunch of big bricks in a triangle.” physically made me crumble.

@SisterWomen

Жыл бұрын

The interviewee looked like the comment kicked her in the brain

@illyrusemperor9278

Жыл бұрын

This is closer to the truth than saying the aliens built it

@dickyr3295

Жыл бұрын

She then asked if they started building them from the point and worked down

@BobTaile

Жыл бұрын

God was NOT saying that

@maazkalim

Жыл бұрын

For "the OP," She is, though - "@@BobTaile".

her mate paul, her love for food and sauces, and her humour makes this show absolutely fab 😂👌

@vinylz3511

Жыл бұрын

No no Absolutely Fabulous is a different show

@allot5530

Жыл бұрын

Love for food and sauces is anomaly for the BRITs

@noahkidd3359

Жыл бұрын

'her mate paul' that line gave me Ali Gi vibes

@cait812

Жыл бұрын

@@allot5530 really not

@CC-ju6vo

Жыл бұрын

Her absolute contempt for all thing theater is one of my favorite running themes.

2:43 had me ACTUALLY rolling on the floor laughing. i now truly understand what ROFL means

Thank you for showing this masterpiece to me, off to watch the series now

Still waiting for Philomena to explain what happens to our laps when we stand up

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494

Жыл бұрын

Just gave this comment your 69th like. eyyyy 🙂

@lawrencedoliveiro9104

Жыл бұрын

Easy: they remain seated.

She's like if The Doctor regenerated and became a documentarian

@darkcellofficialmusic

Жыл бұрын

Literally my first thought while watching this

@aSpectreAppears

Жыл бұрын

Could be his granddaughter or daughter. Imagine if they bought back Tennant for a few episodes with her. It would be insane.

@auggie3725

Жыл бұрын

@@aSpectreAppears Now would be a good time while Tennant's back for a short time lol

@k.h6635

Жыл бұрын

More like mockumentaries

@aSpectreAppears

Жыл бұрын

@@auggie3725 He should be back permanently and so should the writers. Even the aliens went down after hiss departure for some reason.

3:07 you can hear his nose become congested

her pointing at the word "...anus" and smile fucking sent me 7:12

@adham66425

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@thaksjtube

Жыл бұрын

Didnt even notice that, thanks

Her adorable cuteness just adds a little extra to her brilliant comedic buffoonery.

@classicaldeb

Жыл бұрын

Indeed!

@NitaSteyn-kn2gp

9 ай бұрын

Shes actaully not smart. Ever seen her with the soviet onion scene?

Undoubtedly the most serious person at the BBC

5:47 I’ve never seen such a look in person. It’s amazing she can just keep talking. And “intimate skin”. Definitely using that

@AnoAssassin

Жыл бұрын

Dude looked shellshocked :'D

@alcik_palcik

Жыл бұрын

Gosh I've seen this comment before hmm

@Joesmho23

Жыл бұрын

@@alcik_palcik like word for word?

"How many three wise men were there?" always gets me. I honestly can't tell if it is a stupid or profound question. 😆

@andymort9745

Жыл бұрын

if you cant say whether its stupid or profound, then its brilliant

@Ometecuhtli

Жыл бұрын

If they're so wise how come no one thought about gifting a bag of diapers?

@spinecho609

Жыл бұрын

Genuinely a profound question given the four accounts disagree on who attended jesus birth

@lawrencedoliveiro9104

Жыл бұрын

The four accounts differ on just about every important detail of their common subject.

@tompatierno5606

Жыл бұрын

Well, there were the Magi of the Christian myth. They weren't stated to be 3, just "mages from the East" (Mat. 2:1). Those are presumed to be 3, as they brought 3 gifts, but Syrian Christian tradition says there were 12 magi. The story is syncretic with the birth myth of Mithridates Eupator, which was attended by a star in the sky. This was about 1 century before the Christ myth. So, the answer to this profound question is anywhere from 2, one set for Jesus, one set for Mithridates, up to 5: 4 sets for Jesus, 1 set for Mithridates.

3:30 mark...Philomena makes her lips into an enjoyable musical instrument.

Her interview about the atomic weapons is absolute gold. Bursting into tears and then talking about ABBA. I always laugh.

I can only aspire to confuse people the way she does. An icon

Philomina’s mate Paul sounds switched on. We need more free-thinking intellectuals like him

@paulvato

Жыл бұрын

I would like to be, that mate, Paul.

@skyfalldeadpool1633

Жыл бұрын

Paul is a man of culture. His adventures are unhinged. I wanna be his friend as well

@iggystardust9236

Жыл бұрын

He said if he ever sees Christ again he's a dead man...

@Hanakin-Sidewalker

Жыл бұрын

Too bad he was tragically maimed in a car crash…

@Psgsshjl

Жыл бұрын

@@Hanakin-Sidewalker you’re shitting me

Dinner with school boys not a good look “ OMG best line ever

She's a genius

Philomina: “Are you thinking therefore you am right _now?”_ The dude: 🤔

@Wilbur-em1hw

9 ай бұрын

Brain exe stopped working.

2:02 he malfunctioned

@GabrielKitignaTessouat

Жыл бұрын

And the guy before!

@utubeagnesia

Жыл бұрын

I'm not exaggerating I choked on my saliva laughing when I read this 😭💀