Philomena Cunk being Philomena Cunk 2

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  • @lightningjet9444
    @lightningjet9444 Жыл бұрын

    This woman is the living definition of “don’t argue with a stupid person, because they will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience” and combines it with dry humour

  • @Hookah_Horns

    @Hookah_Horns

    Жыл бұрын

    I was just thinking about how to describe this kind of comedy and that's perfect.

  • @chrisobrien1344

    @chrisobrien1344

    Жыл бұрын

    Her mate Paul, and her aunty Carol,😁, have a lot to answer for

  • @aabracadavra

    @aabracadavra

    Жыл бұрын

    Bad take. Nothing stupid about this woman.

  • @chrisobrien1344

    @chrisobrien1344

    Жыл бұрын

    @@aabracadavra so true, her innuendo, and some of the messages she's sending and provoking are excruciatingly awkward, and hilarious 😁. Her mate Paul and aunty Carol have a lot to answer for😳

  • @drew1771

    @drew1771

    Жыл бұрын

    That why this character is so hilarious. The actress NAILED the wide eyed ignorance.

  • @tomspyro5795
    @tomspyro5795 Жыл бұрын

    I imagine her as a alien who is trying to learn as much about us as possible

  • @mrvaporiz

    @mrvaporiz

    Жыл бұрын

    Mork's cousin

  • @englisch9150

    @englisch9150

    Жыл бұрын

    “King arthur came a lot, didnt he?”

  • @95rav

    @95rav

    Жыл бұрын

    ...sort of a female Mr Bean, with a vastly improved, though still hopelessly lacking vocabulary.

  • @artemused4363

    @artemused4363

    Жыл бұрын

    @@95rav legitimately the first thing i thought of when i first discovered her.

  • @ThatSpecificIndividual

    @ThatSpecificIndividual

    Жыл бұрын

    And to make it even more funny the Alien is their version of her.

  • @MoltenSnowball
    @MoltenSnowball Жыл бұрын

    Her ability to leave people speechless is inspiring

  • @ground1941

    @ground1941

    Жыл бұрын

    thats actually my favourtie part 🤣 their faces are priceless

  • @5tarSailor

    @5tarSailor

    9 ай бұрын

    Especially when they know she's gonna be joking

  • @hblancoramos6873

    @hblancoramos6873

    9 ай бұрын

    ​@@5tarSailorYour flag is pretty!

  • @mariepayann

    @mariepayann

    4 ай бұрын

    The face after “came a lot”

  • @romulusnr

    @romulusnr

    2 ай бұрын

    not since Mo Rocca dropped his famous one on John McCain has there been such genius

  • @ernestow2575
    @ernestow2575 Жыл бұрын

    she's actually pretty smart but it's like her character grew up isolated from the world and she's discovering everything for the first time

  • @moratolca

    @moratolca

    Жыл бұрын

    I related deeply to that description

  • @pseudonayme7717

    @pseudonayme7717

    Жыл бұрын

    'Her character' grew up in the north of England. So 'Isolated from the rest of the world' is actually very appropriate 😁

  • @user-operationwolf23

    @user-operationwolf23

    10 ай бұрын

    Absolute genuis. Sheer brilliance. What a lass. 😂😂😂😊

  • @rubya.p4437

    @rubya.p4437

    7 ай бұрын

    So... she is an alien in disguise

  • @dr.anaB777

    @dr.anaB777

    6 ай бұрын

    No, it's like her only companion and source of information was her mate paul for the last 20 years

  • @robnancekivell2202
    @robnancekivell2202 Жыл бұрын

    He was a Cathrineaholic or Catholic for short legitimately broke me a little.

  • @theinitiate110

    @theinitiate110

    Жыл бұрын

    HAHAHA OMG that was funny.

  • @bmand33

    @bmand33

    Жыл бұрын

    @JZ's BFF a dick?

  • @Antropovich

    @Antropovich

    Жыл бұрын

    @JZ's BFF yeah he was an addict, also a dic

  • @Rah2005

    @Rah2005

    Жыл бұрын

    Like who is writing this! Fucking genius.

  • @sabrielmoon

    @sabrielmoon

    Жыл бұрын

    DEAD

  • @chomikhunter
    @chomikhunter Жыл бұрын

    I was not expecting the," She ruled for 9 glorious days, almost a week"

  • @andrewhaywood1262

    @andrewhaywood1262

    Жыл бұрын

    "NINE WHOLE DAYS!?" -Gumball Watterson

  • @Hexen_Wulf

    @Hexen_Wulf

    10 ай бұрын

    And it's kind of true, that is almost a week, it's just a bit more.

  • @procrastination2204

    @procrastination2204

    6 ай бұрын

    I didn't even catch that one, but I loved "for centuries of millennia" 😂

  • @radioactivebeverage
    @radioactivebeverage Жыл бұрын

    "if Shelley is one of the greatest poets in english literature, how come nobody gives a shit about him today?" took me out LMAO

  • @ejjebbdbeben

    @ejjebbdbeben

    Жыл бұрын

    😕 thats a complicated question

  • @marvelbaba8696
    @marvelbaba8696 Жыл бұрын

    The fact that she can make experts stutter like they are clueless about their own subjects 😅

  • @FrancescaHarrison

    @FrancescaHarrison

    Жыл бұрын

    My fav is in the Cunk on Britain series where she starts to talk to this expert about how she’s glad nuclear weapons aren’t a thing and when he corrects her she sits there shocked for a bit and then cries, it was so random, pure gold.

  • @mcscooots308
    @mcscooots308 Жыл бұрын

    Petition to cast her as The Doctor

  • @moonsigil

    @moonsigil

    Жыл бұрын

    I desperately need this

  • @Ben-rz9cf

    @Ben-rz9cf

    Жыл бұрын

    She'd be 1000x better than Jodie Whitaker thats for sure

  • @tonoornottono

    @tonoornottono

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Ben-rz9cf jodie had a couple of scenes that showed she could have been really incredible as the doctor. but she was never WRITTEN as the doctor. she tries really hard to elevate the material, she’s a fantastic actress, but the writing is really bad. it’s like they don’t understand who the doctor is at all. cunk would be an interesting doctor. her sense of humor would be strange. but i don’t know if she’d be able to pull off the ancientness. so much of her character here is pure detachment, and the doctor is so invested in the things around her. i can’t imagine cunk wanting to save anybody from anything.

  • @Alfred_Leonhart

    @Alfred_Leonhart

    Жыл бұрын

    No she should be a companion for the ultra intelligent doctor to baffle at her inane ramblings.

  • @DrCruel

    @DrCruel

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Alfred_Leonhart Honestly she could play both parts at once.

  • @dududadadede96
    @dududadadede96 Жыл бұрын

    Ok let's be real "stones made of rock or rock made of stones" is an absolutely valid question.

  • @karankshah

    @karankshah

    Жыл бұрын

    I had to stop to google it and I still don’t have a good answer 😢

  • @gideonkloosterman

    @gideonkloosterman

    Жыл бұрын

    a rock solid question

  • @zecapaugordinho6975

    @zecapaugordinho6975

    Жыл бұрын

    Rock and stone!

  • @lazyleeo8465

    @lazyleeo8465

    Жыл бұрын

    @@zecapaugordinho6975 did I hear a rock and stone?

  • @rubennunes708

    @rubennunes708

    Жыл бұрын

    A Breccia is a rock made of stones.

  • @fathm4623
    @fathm4623 Жыл бұрын

    'Who are you?' is quite possibly the funniest interview question I've ever heard

  • @KartikeyaDutta

    @KartikeyaDutta

    Жыл бұрын

    💀💀💀

  • @FrancescaHarrison

    @FrancescaHarrison

    Жыл бұрын

    “And I will be asking some VERY important questions 😌… Who are you? 🧐”

  • @swearimnotarobot3746

    @swearimnotarobot3746

    5 ай бұрын

    What if you ask, “who am I?” And wait for them to respond

  • @shounak10
    @shounak10 Жыл бұрын

    The cinematography, the lighting, the sound, music, everything looks like a serious documentary production ... And then she starts hitting you with those dry humor bricks and you can't get out. You're too immersed and in love with her... lol

  • @knowjusticeknowpeace15

    @knowjusticeknowpeace15

    Жыл бұрын

    Right this is a BBC production . So all these people think this is going to be a serious interview with someone from the BBC and then she shows up.

  • @lcgn

    @lcgn

    10 ай бұрын

    As far as I‘m concerned they knew at least it would be a comedian. But anyway, if this glorious lady show up, no preparation at all could prevent those wonderful funny things from happening 😅

  • @sun1178
    @sun1178 Жыл бұрын

    we need a “my mate paul” compilation 😭

  • @babytextor

    @babytextor

    Жыл бұрын

    Yes!!

  • @Utubeuser000

    @Utubeuser000

    Жыл бұрын

    Her mate Paul is certainly one of the men in history!

  • @skyfalldeadpool1633

    @skyfalldeadpool1633

    Жыл бұрын

    Paul is a man of culture.

  • @farticlesofconflatulation

    @farticlesofconflatulation

    Жыл бұрын

    Philomena’s Paul is like Ali G’s uncle Jamal.

  • @iqbalhamizul

    @iqbalhamizul

    Жыл бұрын

    YESS

  • @DaenaeraTargaryen
    @DaenaeraTargaryen Жыл бұрын

    “He’s your favourite?” “Yes.” “tHE ONE WHO SLEPT WITH HIS SISTER?!” Killed me.

  • @MichaelKingsfordGray

    @MichaelKingsfordGray

    Жыл бұрын

    It couldn't have done so.

  • @kiwaminski

    @kiwaminski

    Жыл бұрын

    well I- I mean I- (stammers)

  • @nataliakozie6045

    @nataliakozie6045

    Жыл бұрын

    so,, who's your favorite targaryen

  • @DaenaeraTargaryen

    @DaenaeraTargaryen

    Жыл бұрын

    @@nataliakozie6045 Rhaenys Velaryon played by Eve Best.

  • @orchidcapitalofitaly9780

    @orchidcapitalofitaly9780

    Жыл бұрын

    @@DaenaeraTargaryen good choice. Though technically she’s velaryon now, but I suppose Alicent isn’t targeryan is she? Rhaenys is my favourite followed by vizzy

  • @1abystander
    @1abystander10 ай бұрын

    “Who’s your favorite?” “Of the kingdoms?” “No. One direction.” “I don’t have one.” “Yeah. Very wise.” 😂😂😂

  • @radha1172
    @radha1172 Жыл бұрын

    "for centuries and millennia, man lived outdoors hunting deer and nuts. then one day, it must have rained. and man discovered a new place... indoors" LMFAOOOOOO

  • @Poodle_Gun

    @Poodle_Gun

    9 ай бұрын

    It's all the buildings for me

  • @eridanampora3024
    @eridanampora3024 Жыл бұрын

    This women is the answer to world peace

  • @Memu_

    @Memu_

    Жыл бұрын

    Woman. Women is plural.

  • @nemovanhinthem3051

    @nemovanhinthem3051

    Жыл бұрын

    I did not know that world peace was a problem that needs answering

  • @Memu_

    @Memu_

    Жыл бұрын

    @@nemovanhinthem3051 True a better phrasing of the statement would be "This woman is the key to world peace"

  • @fischX

    @fischX

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Memu_ Exactly, that's why I think this exceptional fine women should become prime minister - she is the smartest person in at least two prime ministers even if sticked together

  • @joni3345

    @joni3345

    Жыл бұрын

    @@fischX woman. Women is plural

  • @vijaynair2403
    @vijaynair2403 Жыл бұрын

    I love when she mispronounces things. She does it so deadpan.

  • @rme1383

    @rme1383

    Жыл бұрын

    Where ?

  • @segbhfrdgthyb576

    @segbhfrdgthyb576

    Жыл бұрын

    @@rme1383 Walliam Willace at 4:36

  • @vijaynair2403

    @vijaynair2403

    Жыл бұрын

    She does it so many times. @1:54 “Tyrannical Sawdust Rex” instead of Tyrannosaurus Rex. 😂 @3:28 “Dickings” instead or Dickens. Also calling it “Oliver’s Twist”. @4:35 “Will I Am Shakespeare” Some of many examples.

  • @rme1383

    @rme1383

    Жыл бұрын

    @@vijaynair2403 thank you I only got the Oliver's Twist one

  • @vijaynair2403

    @vijaynair2403

    Жыл бұрын

    @@rme1383 You got it. Diane Morgan cracks me up. She’s a treasure. I also love redheads! So there’s that too! 😊

  • @_hexes_
    @_hexes_ Жыл бұрын

    4:09 That man sounds like he's on the verge of tears

  • @Ekraelum
    @Ekraelum Жыл бұрын

    4:52 I can't stop replaying this one, his backpedaling lmao

  • @brunoliamat
    @brunoliamat Жыл бұрын

    The "By Ron" for "Byron" is a very underrated line. I nearly fell off my chair when I heard it.

  • @JennySparkz

    @JennySparkz

    Жыл бұрын

    The setup and execution was pure magic. Had tears running down my face afterwards.

  • @PedroCarvalhoLC43

    @PedroCarvalhoLC43

    Жыл бұрын

    the way she lead with "who's (w)ron(g)" is brilliant :D

  • @KartikeyaDutta

    @KartikeyaDutta

    Жыл бұрын

    This is superior writing

  • @ningrosh1788

    @ningrosh1788

    Жыл бұрын

    Haha.. Same here. I almost choked laughing. Too good.. And that reaction of the professor to that. Seemed he desperately wanted to curse something filthy... (But it's on camera, so control) 😆😆😆🤣

  • @romulusnr

    @romulusnr

    2 ай бұрын

    that one took me out for a good five minutes, i'm still not over it

  • @hyperchango
    @hyperchango Жыл бұрын

    Good lord, It's been years since I found a comedian that would literally have me in tears laughing. This woman is pure gold.

  • @Colonies_Dev

    @Colonies_Dev

    Жыл бұрын

    😂😂🤣 SHE IS TROLLING THE CRASH COURSE PHYSICS PBS LADY THIS IS AMAZING

  • @Colonies_Dev

    @Colonies_Dev

    Жыл бұрын

    she is god

  • @trevorlambert4226

    @trevorlambert4226

    Жыл бұрын

    She's great, but the writers deserve some credit as well.

  • @commonroach

    @commonroach

    Жыл бұрын

    @@trevorlambert4226 writers are great there. Okay now let's go back to her

  • @luke144

    @luke144

    Жыл бұрын

    I don't think I've ever laughed this hard ever.

  • @JH-kw8zy
    @JH-kw8zy Жыл бұрын

    She's such an energy vampire 😂 she just feeds off confusion and exasperation!

  • @davidiwata7063

    @davidiwata7063

    Жыл бұрын

    She is energized with-fusion. "Con" is "with" in Italian.

  • @GwynneBloodgood

    @GwynneBloodgood

    10 ай бұрын

    Like Colin Robinson from What We Do in the Shadows!

  • @JH-kw8zy

    @JH-kw8zy

    10 ай бұрын

    @@GwynneBloodgood exactly what I was thinking 😂 *sniff sniff* It smells like updog in here 🤔

  • @metalgeo
    @metalgeo Жыл бұрын

    Historians will write books about the powerful comedic question “what powers a mirror”. This woman is amazing 😂

  • @lagrangepoint9386

    @lagrangepoint9386

    Жыл бұрын

    Easy, mirrors are light-powered.

  • @victorcapel2755

    @victorcapel2755

    Жыл бұрын

    @@lagrangepoint9386 Mirrors are "powered" by quantum mechanics. If you'd assume that it just reflects all visable light, it would be white and you wouldn't see a reflection, since that is what happens when all light is reflected (like a white sheet of paper). A mirror is not white, so it's a tad bit more complicated than that, it has to do with probabilities of wether the light can be reflected or not. There are YT-videos explaining it way better than I ever could, it's quite intresting (at least for a nerd like me).

  • @lagrangepoint9386

    @lagrangepoint9386

    Жыл бұрын

    @@victorcapel2755 That's nice and all, but have you heard of my mate Paul?

  • @victorcapel2755

    @victorcapel2755

    Жыл бұрын

    @@lagrangepoint9386 Haha, I hear he's one of a kind.

  • @eyesack5824

    @eyesack5824

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@victorcapel2755 tbh that is kinda interesting

  • @jasongonsalves2704
    @jasongonsalves2704 Жыл бұрын

    Philomena: He was your favorite? The one who slept with his sister? Expert: [Panicked backpedaling]

  • @thatcommentaccount69

    @thatcommentaccount69

    Жыл бұрын

    why are there 603 likes and 0 replies i would’ve thought some spacker would be here sweating their arse off trying to find something wrong with this comment

  • @mygills3050

    @mygills3050

    Жыл бұрын

    Timestamp?

  • @Rena152

    @Rena152

    Жыл бұрын

    @@mygills3050 4:52

  • @herryvaliant7689

    @herryvaliant7689

    Жыл бұрын

    The only time she's morally right

  • @thatcommentaccount69

    @thatcommentaccount69

    Жыл бұрын

    @John Cake yup

  • @pershingpower9397
    @pershingpower9397 Жыл бұрын

    Calling Henry the 8th catholic is actually the funniest shit for me

  • @jeremypnet

    @jeremypnet

    Жыл бұрын

    Well he was. He wrote a book defending the Catholic Church against Protestantism. In reward the Pope gave him the title Defender of the Faith.

  • @Steellmor

    @Steellmor

    Жыл бұрын

    @@jeremypnet I didn't know that Catholic Church had such big issue with ants. Or I mixed it up and they were believing in ants?

  • @minisn3066

    @minisn3066

    Жыл бұрын

    @@jeremypnet Yeah but then he stopped when he couldn’t divorce 😂

  • @ea.fitz216

    @ea.fitz216

    Жыл бұрын

    He was a Catholic. Like pretty much all European royals, he was Catholic until the time of the Reformation when he embraced elements of Protestantism to justify the break from Rome. Towards the end of his life, around the Catherine Howard marriage period, he partially embraced Catholicism again, before returning to a more moderate amalgamation of the two before he died.

  • @coffeecrispy2673

    @coffeecrispy2673

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Steellmor never heard that one before

  • @polkadolt
    @polkadolt Жыл бұрын

    I love her ‘got hammered after work, had three hours sleep, wearing yesterday’s clothes and make up to my office job that I f**cking hate’ look

  • @franzbartolome6201

    @franzbartolome6201

    Жыл бұрын

    your description of her is scarily accurate 😂😂

  • @Poodle_Gun

    @Poodle_Gun

    9 ай бұрын

    Alright, you don't look like that, but you have a similar face to hers. You look like the blonde version of her.

  • @polkadolt

    @polkadolt

    9 ай бұрын

    I’ll take that ad a compliment, thanks! She’s ace

  • @Shaniq307
    @Shaniq307 Жыл бұрын

    I don't know what this is but I do know I love it. This woman's ability to physically stun people with just words is astounding. You can just hear the gears in their heads coming to a screeching halt.

  • @Mohawks_and_Tomahawks
    @Mohawks_and_Tomahawks Жыл бұрын

    "If it wasn't for the suffragette's , I wouldn't be standing here right now. I'd be in a kitchen... where I belong." 🤣

  • @christopherstein2024

    @christopherstein2024

    Жыл бұрын

    She is based in the kitchen.

  • @knowjusticeknowpeace15

    @knowjusticeknowpeace15

    Жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯

  • @ebrahimparpia169

    @ebrahimparpia169

    Жыл бұрын

    lmao most unexpected thing to hear

  • @Poodle_Gun

    @Poodle_Gun

    Жыл бұрын

    She does

  • @banananosedmonkey

    @banananosedmonkey

    Жыл бұрын

    This caught me so of guard 😂😂😂

  • @peytonalexander5300
    @peytonalexander5300 Жыл бұрын

    I love when she calls the ship’s captain “the king sailor”

  • @MichaelKingsfordGray

    @MichaelKingsfordGray

    Жыл бұрын

    Not far from the truth. The Captain WAS the King's sailor.

  • @romanivantsyk2785

    @romanivantsyk2785

    Жыл бұрын

    @@MichaelKingsfordGray also captain was a King on the ship.

  • @MichaelKingsfordGray

    @MichaelKingsfordGray

    Жыл бұрын

    @@romanivantsyk2785 I consider that to be entirely incorrect. Do you have any references for that assertion? They certainly have the Monarch's warrant, if the Navy is in a Monarchy, but no more than that. And how can an US Captain be a King? Even in port? I fear that you are in fantasy-land.

  • @romanivantsyk2785

    @romanivantsyk2785

    Жыл бұрын

    @@MichaelKingsfordGray I definitely said "On" the ship, considering captains of that era being nobles or, at least, richier than the whole crew. Also The King cannot sail with everybody. Captains are literally viceroys.

  • @MichaelKingsfordGray

    @MichaelKingsfordGray

    Жыл бұрын

    @@romanivantsyk2785 Again, where are your references for such a bizarre notion? I will wager AU$200 that you are incorrect. As I asked: what about Captains from Republics? The idea that they are Kings of a republic is ludicrous! If you are so confident, then you will accept my bet. Again, where are your evidences?

  • @mksalvador4655
    @mksalvador4655 Жыл бұрын

    legend says that the man is still stuttering up until this day

  • @septicwomb4394

    @septicwomb4394

    Жыл бұрын

    Exceptionally funny videos are probably not the place to post tedious recycled KZread jokes.

  • @sullychow4123
    @sullychow4123 Жыл бұрын

    She brings attention to interesting subjects through deadpan humour and intelligent stupidity, she's amazing.

  • @pchawdhry12
    @pchawdhry12 Жыл бұрын

    "Despite the spoiler in its title, Oliver's Twist doesn't have a twist in the end which come to think of it is a brilliant twist in it self." 😂😂 Pure genius.

  • @KaninTuzi

    @KaninTuzi

    8 ай бұрын

    In that means it has a twist, which in turn means it doesn't have a twist. And so on.

  • @swearimnotarobot3746

    @swearimnotarobot3746

    5 ай бұрын

    Well, there is the twist that he’s rich

  • @Bread_Bug
    @Bread_Bug Жыл бұрын

    She has become my recent obsession, thank you for this gift of a compilation

  • @Somebody73852

    @Somebody73852

    Жыл бұрын

    It has for me too, it's because of KZread shorts

  • @Jaffacakemf

    @Jaffacakemf

    Жыл бұрын

    me too

  • @kajony

    @kajony

    Жыл бұрын

    😃Me too!!

  • @paft

    @paft

    Жыл бұрын

    The character had been around since at least 2013 FYI. See Charlie Brookers Screen wipe or weekly wipe.

  • @JohnGardnerAlhadis

    @JohnGardnerAlhadis

    Жыл бұрын

    She's finally been noticed by the KZread algorithm. Now she be goin' places.

  • @vinito19
    @vinito19 Жыл бұрын

    Her delivery is pure gold. If she is also writing the stuff she deserves a Nobel prize or two.

  • @elmetamax
    @elmetamax Жыл бұрын

    "Too stunned to speak" is an adjective that could be given to many of her interactions

  • @colbyandbrennen3543
    @colbyandbrennen3543 Жыл бұрын

    The fact her questions are so advanced because of how many fundamentals it confuses is amazing

  • @totalrecone
    @totalrecone Жыл бұрын

    "..pissed to the bollocks on rum". Philomena is pure, joyful, comedy gold.

  • @jeremypnet

    @jeremypnet

    Жыл бұрын

    It’s not far from the truth though.

  • @timontide6404

    @timontide6404

    Жыл бұрын

    You'd have to be to sail that little thing around the world.

  • @LionmaneElsie08

    @LionmaneElsie08

    Жыл бұрын

    I read this comment just as she said it 😂

  • @connormcginnis8420
    @connormcginnis8420 Жыл бұрын

    The lightning-quick narrowing of the eyes at 2:15 in anticipation of such dribble is hilarious.

  • @romulusnr

    @romulusnr

    2 ай бұрын

    i feel so bad for the blonde woman about King Arthur who is just visibly dying inside

  • @soda7998

    @soda7998

    13 күн бұрын

    @@romulusnr did he cumalot though

  • @karabinjr
    @karabinjr Жыл бұрын

    "she gloriously ruled for 9 days - almost a week"

  • @aamnahh7821
    @aamnahh7821 Жыл бұрын

    "Will I am Shakespeare "😂

  • @charlesclark3840

    @charlesclark3840

    Жыл бұрын

    I've been saying William Shake S. Pierre for years, and now I find I've been doing it wrong. You have to deconstruct the William bit.

  • @asentientcactus
    @asentientcactus Жыл бұрын

    “I’d be in a kitchen, where I belong” I swear I will never be able to predict what comes out of her mouth 😂

  • @FreakyFatCooking
    @FreakyFatCooking Жыл бұрын

    “It was cutting edge because it had a cutting edge” ☠️

  • @adamstein1591

    @adamstein1591

    7 ай бұрын

    One of my favourite lines too

  • @robertholt3996
    @robertholt3996 Жыл бұрын

    All of these incredible bits, and the one that absolutely destroyed me was "she ruled for nine glorious days. Almost a week."

  • @miriamvesela8461
    @miriamvesela8461 Жыл бұрын

    2:54 That's the epitome of being speechless...

  • @o_oo_o1812

    @o_oo_o1812

    Жыл бұрын

    i'm no sure should laugh or feel sorry

  • @sammyg2041
    @sammyg2041 Жыл бұрын

    4:05 she literally broke him😂

  • @ishant5062

    @ishant5062

    Жыл бұрын

    Which episode is this? I need to see this,😂😂😂😂

  • @sammyg2041

    @sammyg2041

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ishant5062 I have no idea I’m sorry

  • @rme1383

    @rme1383

    Жыл бұрын

    Legends say he is still thinking

  • @globalincident694

    @globalincident694

    Жыл бұрын

    what question did she ask him?

  • @ikik1648

    @ikik1648

    Жыл бұрын

    Lol I think she asked him if “stones are rocks, or if rocks are stones”

  • @entrapta101
    @entrapta101 Жыл бұрын

    3:15 love this joke

  • @TheRomanTimesNews
    @TheRomanTimesNews Жыл бұрын

    3:00 vey vey wise in deed

  • @fliw7114
    @fliw7114 Жыл бұрын

    "Computers think it looked like this, although, eyes also didn't exist back then either, so we can't be sure" This is brilliant on so many levels, and a perfect delivery. God i love this woman haha

  • @slateflash

    @slateflash

    Жыл бұрын

    Part of it's brilliance is because she's not wrong!

  • @Moopiemilk

    @Moopiemilk

    Жыл бұрын

    “It was deafening, but good thing ears didn’t exist back then.”

  • @romulusnr

    @romulusnr

    2 ай бұрын

    When idiocy is accuracy

  • @parthkapadia4948
    @parthkapadia4948 Жыл бұрын

    The one who wrote all the poems and signed them 'By Ron' 😂😂 That caught me off guard

  • @Lexi-qu5pp

    @Lexi-qu5pp

    Жыл бұрын

    What was the joke I genuinely didn’t get it ☹️

  • @Geroaergaroe

    @Geroaergaroe

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Lexi-qu5pp Byron is the actual name of the poet.

  • @barneylaurance1865

    @barneylaurance1865

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Lexi-qu5pp Apparently the expert thought she asked who was wrong, and said that the early anarchist author William Godwin was wrong. Don't know what the context was, but Godwin and Byron were quite closely connected, particularly via Godwin's daughter Mary Shelly and her husband.

  • @weareallbornmad410

    @weareallbornmad410

    Жыл бұрын

    @@barneylaurance1865 Mary Shelly and Byron were alive at the same time? They always seemed to me like figures of very different eras...?

  • @geoffroi-le-Hook

    @geoffroi-le-Hook

    Жыл бұрын

    she would probably pronounce the comma in Alfred, Lord Tennyson 's name too

  • @amirfitri5903
    @amirfitri5903 Жыл бұрын

    "she ruled for nine glorious days, almost a week"

  • @barbarachombo7032
    @barbarachombo7032 Жыл бұрын

    "he had six wives all named Catherine, he was a Catherineholic or Catholic in short"😂😂😂

  • @Raezioo
    @Raezioo Жыл бұрын

    4:36 'No one knew what Walliam Willace looked like.' I can't believe how hard I laughed at this stupid line hahaha!

  • @mikenoble7005

    @mikenoble7005

    Жыл бұрын

    Hollywood scientists! 😂

  • @Berniewahlbrinck

    @Berniewahlbrinck

    Жыл бұрын

    Please mind your spilling.

  • @OlgasBritishFells

    @OlgasBritishFells

    Жыл бұрын

    Me too!

  • @aristotlekaiser6974
    @aristotlekaiser6974 Жыл бұрын

    I love how sincere she sounds

  • @burgerkingas7027
    @burgerkingas7027 Жыл бұрын

    Bruh the "These are pretty shit by today's standards" when talking about the stone age knives- 😂😂😂

  • @romulusnr

    @romulusnr

    2 ай бұрын

    "But at the time they were cutting edge... because they had a cutting edge" is so wonderful

  • @raulparrado1547
    @raulparrado1547 Жыл бұрын

    0:03 Fate fanart be like:

  • @absztyfikantarystokratyczn8619
    @absztyfikantarystokratyczn8619 Жыл бұрын

    King Arthur came a lot, didnt he? How am i suppose to watch whole video if i'm already dead after first 5 seconds?

  • @huwguyver4208

    @huwguyver4208

    Жыл бұрын

    It's because he played with his Lancelot

  • @draoidh6479

    @draoidh6479

    Жыл бұрын

    HAHAHAHAH I knoooowwwwww

  • @azereth338
    @azereth338 Жыл бұрын

    “She was a Katherine-aholic... or catholic for short”😭

  • @Your_President_Kanye_East
    @Your_President_Kanye_East Жыл бұрын

    4:02 I love that line. I gotta start using it at work.

  • @jdajayi92
    @jdajayi92 Жыл бұрын

    "No one knew what he looked like until Hollywood scientists discovered that Willy Willis looked exact like Mel Gibson" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @winkblue6851
    @winkblue6851 Жыл бұрын

    "As well as boring, they're also shit by today's standard" lives with me

  • @rachelleposadas5766
    @rachelleposadas5766 Жыл бұрын

    “King Arthur Came-a-lot, didn’t they?” 🤣

  • @gyurko

    @gyurko

    Жыл бұрын

    Thanks. I didn't get that haha

  • @TheMeanMongoose

    @TheMeanMongoose

    Жыл бұрын

    I love how the historian lady needed a moment to process that one.

  • @KartikeyaDutta

    @KartikeyaDutta

    Жыл бұрын

    The historian lady was bamboozled

  • @robTCGZ
    @robTCGZ Жыл бұрын

    "Then one day, It must have rained, and man discovered a new place. INDOORS!" Thank god for that glorious rain.

  • @eyesack5824
    @eyesack5824 Жыл бұрын

    as a people pleaser that is just terrified of being judged, she is like a god lmao. Like how does she do all that and not worry about her image, I aspire to be on her level of not giving a crap

  • @kf8113
    @kf8113 Жыл бұрын

    "What powers a mirror" made me do a spit take

  • @hvze9848
    @hvze9848 Жыл бұрын

    She’s so good at acting dumb it becomes genuinely difficult to watch at points

  • @athnealerodney9884
    @athnealerodney98848 ай бұрын

    That awkward pause after "King Author Came-a-lot" gave me enough time recover😅😅

  • @carolanjosmelo
    @carolanjosmelo Жыл бұрын

    this reaction when she asks when they're going to translate Jane Austen into proper English is the best 🤣 3:52

  • @geoffroi-le-Hook

    @geoffroi-le-Hook

    Жыл бұрын

    well, she did say things like 'sennight' and 'not three and twenty'

  • @karadeniz4822
    @karadeniz4822 Жыл бұрын

    2:10 this one broke me

  • @MichaelKingsfordGray

    @MichaelKingsfordGray

    Жыл бұрын

    Are you a wild horse?

  • @sk.suhanrahaman6058

    @sk.suhanrahaman6058

    Жыл бұрын

    Lol me too

  • @oslidd

    @oslidd

    Жыл бұрын

    It's weirdly phylosophical though

  • @MichaelKingsfordGray

    @MichaelKingsfordGray

    Жыл бұрын

    @@oslidd Philosophy is mental masturbation.

  • @KartikeyaDutta

    @KartikeyaDutta

    Жыл бұрын

    It's like your intrusive thoughts have taken over your brain

  • @andrewwainaina9267
    @andrewwainaina9267 Жыл бұрын

    This lady will calm any nerve down. Best laugh therapy ever

  • @XXavierSin-XXs
    @XXavierSin-XXs Жыл бұрын

    You can say what you want about the British, but their humor is unmatched.

  • @benbees7681
    @benbees768110 ай бұрын

    "I'll be shouting at helicopters!" "I'll start one sentence in one place. AND FINISH IT IN ANOTHER!" 😂😂😂😂

  • @JuliusBriggs
    @JuliusBriggs Жыл бұрын

    her deadpan deliveries are so good sometimes lmao

  • @icydelon

    @icydelon

    Жыл бұрын

    sometimes? you mean every single time?

  • @romulusnr

    @romulusnr

    2 ай бұрын

    Just think, she has to be completely un flappable for these bits to go off or else the bit is completely toast. She has to say these ridiculous things and never *ever* *ever* crack, or corpse, or even grin, ever, or the jig is up. And that's not something many people could even possibly do.

  • @Smudgie
    @Smudgie Жыл бұрын

    Sometimes my Jack Russell looks at me in exactly the same way as these scholars look at Philomena.

  • @moastew1140
    @moastew1140 Жыл бұрын

    1:27 "erm... gosh that's a tricky question in the sense that there are definately... degrees... of...." "DinoaurS came in manY flævours"

  • @rosetti1719
    @rosetti1719 Жыл бұрын

    She just started appearing on my fyp and it's love at first sight, this is so entertaining

  • @cokxi
    @cokxi Жыл бұрын

    the age of the hill human, and her saying that he couldn't be very old because of his wood, had me chuckling for a full min.

  • @weareallbornmad410

    @weareallbornmad410

    Жыл бұрын

    Where can I read up on that hill guy? Never heard of him before, seems fascinating.

  • @greva2904

    @greva2904

    Жыл бұрын

    @@weareallbornmad410 It’s the Cerne Abbas giant.

  • @changmingliu1558
    @changmingliu1558 Жыл бұрын

    The Catholic One is killing me

  • @MichaelKingsfordGray

    @MichaelKingsfordGray

    Жыл бұрын

    Oh dear. You should quickly contact an undertaker.

  • @Alucard4Tec
    @Alucard4Tec Жыл бұрын

    "Before roads, you had to stand on the edge of your village and see how far you could jump" Comedy GOLD!

  • @philippteterin498
    @philippteterin498 Жыл бұрын

    5:00 just saving it for memes don't mind me

  • @milehigh96
    @milehigh96 Жыл бұрын

    That Big Bang comment about ears not existing is probably the most right thing she’s ever said

  • @vwvqr
    @vwvqr Жыл бұрын

    The whole noise in space joke deserves an award. For a second when she said "Luckily..." I thought she was actually going to break character 🤣

  • @jovitesoro6573
    @jovitesoro6573 Жыл бұрын

    What the fuck why did I lose it at “the noise was probably deafening… luckily, ears didnt exist yet” 😭😭😭

  • @Sneg404
    @Sneg404 Жыл бұрын

    This made me laugh for 15 minutes straight and this is the best thing that has happened this week

  • @lubiepiwo3196
    @lubiepiwo3196 Жыл бұрын

    The sequel we really needed

  • @andoylanggid
    @andoylanggid Жыл бұрын

    This woman can kill. I'm convinced, I almost died.

  • @TheCrackerjack95
    @TheCrackerjack95 Жыл бұрын

    On 6:30, he let out the last of his intellect, fizzing out into nothingness.

  • @kawaiidere1023
    @kawaiidere1023 Жыл бұрын

    She’s so genius. I love her comedy

  • @mellorine893
    @mellorine893 Жыл бұрын

    0:34 is fcking hilarious 😭

  • @Katragine
    @Katragine Жыл бұрын

    Been going through a hard time, these help so much 😂❤️

  • @chazlabreck

    @chazlabreck

    Жыл бұрын

    If Im not laughing, I would be crying

  • @Katragine

    @Katragine

    Жыл бұрын

    @@chazlabreck for real 😔

  • @medicalmisinformation
    @medicalmisinformation Жыл бұрын

    Her observations about eyes and ears not existing really is profound. We always presume an observer.

  • @MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis
    @MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis6 күн бұрын

    “I’ll be starting sentences in one location… ….and finishing them in another.” -Every narrator ever

  • @DaylightMoon28
    @DaylightMoon28 Жыл бұрын

    She’s amazing!!! “Before Snapchat, hills were the most efficient way to distribute dick pics” I just can’t stop lol!!!!

  • @8amonas
    @8amonas Жыл бұрын

    I cannot put to words how much I love her.

  • @kensingtondrake8069
    @kensingtondrake8069 Жыл бұрын

    I LOVE HER

  • @vardellsfolly5200
    @vardellsfolly5200 Жыл бұрын

    4:31 It is true. When my head is off, i am also furious about it. But then, i get better.

  • @CC-ur2vf
    @CC-ur2vf Жыл бұрын

    6:22 killed me

  • @joelcornudella3781
    @joelcornudella3781 Жыл бұрын

    2:46 the woman was too stunned to speak

  • @WHATISF3AR
    @WHATISF3AR Жыл бұрын

    Let play "what question did she ask him"

  • @nellies
    @nellies Жыл бұрын

    I haven't laughed this much in probably months. I've found my favorite comedian.