"How do we know that if we give a load of money to starving people, that they are not gonna blow it all on food"? Epic!

@weswheel4834

6 жыл бұрын

Lol, I hadn't spotted the way the question ended the first time I watched it, thanks for that. @WolvoExPunk1: if someone gives a pound to charity and half of that pound goes towards flash cars and houses for corrupt leaders, but the other half gets spent on food for someone that is really hungry, was it worth giving that pound or not?

@sarahl3721

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah, you're the butt of that joke.

@nothingsurprisesmeanymore

4 жыл бұрын

I think we understand today some of the children's charity money goes on prostitution, what a wonderful world.

@dougie1968

2 жыл бұрын

Richard mentioned an intermediary. How much of the donated money goes into the intermediary's bank account before any of it is spent on the food the intermediary is supposed to distribute amongst the starving?

@martynpank

2 жыл бұрын

@@dougie1968 Probably not as much as we would like.....But, this is about Philomena Cunk, not politics.

"My mate Paul " always ends up in the most hilarious and disgusting stories 🤣

@IAMPLEDGE

Жыл бұрын

there is a Q&A with the BFI that's on youtube where Charlie Brooker mentions how bleak Philomena's mate Paul's life is.

@edmundkyazze5500

Жыл бұрын

||...The same Paul who was in a terrible accident...||

@HogwartsBasement

Жыл бұрын

Paul’s got some unfortunate life 😂 sounds like me but without the weird bits

@meghbhavsar3968

Жыл бұрын

Reminds me of Ali G's mate Rainbow Jeremy who smoked his own home grown....

@SuiSSe-Torture-Prisonniers-CH

Жыл бұрын

Your Bob Geldoff helped destroy South Africa, so your beloved Nubians can now genocide the white farmers, just as you Brits murdered 28.000 white christian South African children in British Made concentration camps only 120 years ago - oh yes, we know all about your British deadly humanism and tactical solidarity campaigns.

Love how she goes in and out of proper pronunciation when it suits her as a power move in conversation, so genius

@jjr1728

2 жыл бұрын

That accent is godawful; but yes, the writing is good

@AdarshKumar-nj7rp

2 жыл бұрын

@@jjr1728 that's the attraction.

@Quinefan

Жыл бұрын

@@jjr1728 What's wrong with her accent?

@PH5221

Жыл бұрын

@@jjr1728 You know whats godawful? Judging someone by their accent.

@jjr1728

Жыл бұрын

@@PH5221 Keep barking for me you utter subhum....

"Why do celebrities give up the time and ask nothing in return. In a way that people that actually need to be paid could never do." Criminally underrated line

@AG-gv9cb

Жыл бұрын

explain please

@him050

Жыл бұрын

@@AG-gv9cb What she's basically saying is that we paint these people as heroes for giving up their time to help charity, but they can afford to give up some time and do some unpaid work because they're rich.

@philg7806

Жыл бұрын

@@him050 Also taking a potential job away from those who could do with the gig. All in the name of good charity, of course

@sayamqazi

Жыл бұрын

Some food for thought. We as humans have messed up priorities. We value those people so highly that can sing and act really well. The extent to which we do this is so insanely disproportionate if you think about it rationally.

@SuiSSe-Torture-Prisonniers-CH

Жыл бұрын

Your Bob Geldoff helped destroy South Africa, so your beloved Nubians can now genocide the white farmers, just as you Brits murdered 28.000 white christian South African children in British Made concentration camps only 120 years ago - oh yes, we know all about your British deadly humanism and tactical solidarity campaigns.

“I killed John Bishop…” “Did you?” 😂

@motioninmind6015

Жыл бұрын

Her eyes and when she reacted to that 👀 She's the total package 😅

@user-hd3gl1mr5l

Жыл бұрын

Hahahhaha she is so funny

@andrewflowers6794

Жыл бұрын

And then he says it again!

"rinib, rispica, rispeba and rispicaca" she never fails to catch me offguard. 🤣

@mariia6324

Жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard at this point I almost died

@freedomdiev3353

Жыл бұрын

"Comic releff" "bejinning" 😂

@lucillecui1363

Жыл бұрын

Rispicaca has me in stitches!

@Demun1649

Жыл бұрын

This is total comedic thinking outside the block.

@tbmofoulprinceromero

Жыл бұрын

*nispicaca

I've always believed that "Bob" is short for "Bobert." Philomena gets it.

@donewithyourshit7303

3 жыл бұрын

No, actually it's short from Kate Blackadder fans will get it🤣

@mchlbk

Жыл бұрын

Billiam.

"Mother Teresa once said "Give until it hurts". Which is probably the sexiest thing a nun has ever said."

@lambertbrother1628

6 жыл бұрын

"Sisters! Make 'em holy!"

@blueberry7899

5 жыл бұрын

Oh my fricking god i laughed so hard at that line

@loafersheffield

4 жыл бұрын

Mother Theresa was not a friend of the poor, she was a friend of poverty. She said that suffering was a gift from God.

@loafersheffield

4 жыл бұрын

She spent her life opposing the only known cure for poverty, which is the empowerment of women and the emancipation of them from a livestock version of compulsory reproduction. And she was a friend to the worst of the rich, taking misappropriated money from the atrocious Duvalier family in Haiti (whose rule she praised in return) and from Charles Keating of the Lincoln Savings and Loan. Where did that money, and all the other donations, go? The primitive hospice in Calcutta was as run down when she died as it always had been she preferred California clinics when she got sick herself and her order always refused to publish any audit. www.indiatoday.in/india/story/meet-the-man-who-called-mother-teresa-a-fraud-and-a-fanatic-1283848-2018-07-12

@markwalding8205

4 жыл бұрын

loafer sheffield apparently Christopher Hitchens was a big fan

"My mate Paul" is our 1-second warning to tell grandma to cover her ears. 😂

This is some of the sharpest. cleverest and funniest writing around at them moment. To be able to perform it so perfectly is almost unbelievable. Utterly brilliant creation.

@bogdanbuda8118

7 жыл бұрын

how do the gusts keep a straight face?

@niamhv4870

6 жыл бұрын

bobert geldof

@morerobotwarscontent1476

6 жыл бұрын

You guys are going to be so disappointed to learn what 'multiple takes' are.

@Peter1Europe

4 жыл бұрын

Who wrote this ?

@steeleye2112

4 жыл бұрын

Charlie Brooker, Joel Morris, Jason Hazeley and Diane Morgan as far as I know.

'chugging' = "charity mugging"..lol.. we can agree that Philomena was excellently cast.. can't imagine anyone delivering this better.

She should definitely host the next Golden Globes

@John-re2qw

Жыл бұрын

Not possible, as the American audience and probably many of the Hollywood Foreign Press Association wouldn't get the humour/satire.

@CreeBreej

Жыл бұрын

​@@John-re2qw I hate to admit it, but your right. Americans are not to great when it comes to sarcastic dry humor.

@DRthistle

Жыл бұрын

She should and she could. Don't forget its all scripted and her delivery is beyond par. Americans do get it...she's been trending on Netflix for weeks... highly rated.

@katherinetutschek4757

Жыл бұрын

​@@CreeBreej I don't know, I grew up in Canada and always thought I didn't get British humour, but I get her's!

@HishamMohdMukhtar

Жыл бұрын

I second that

She is superb! Oh my goodness I have just discovered her and I cant stop watching. It a combination of complete ignorance laid out as erudition with a mask of seriousness. She is just so talented.

@Jan_Mac

Жыл бұрын

You'll never tire of her. You'll cry. You'll have such sore sides. She's brilliant.

@tbasmwmc

Жыл бұрын

"Complete ignorance laid out as erudition with a mask of seriousness." What a fantastic phrase to describe the state of modern journalism.

@robertwoodpa6463

Жыл бұрын

Me too! Me too!

@davidbrown8763

Жыл бұрын

As one of the funniest people on Earth, she should have her own TV show.

@andypancini2130

Жыл бұрын

It's like a British slightly more sane steve brule

I've been suffering depression this week...until I started watching Cunk. I've not cried with laughter for about a year..

@YYZed

3 жыл бұрын

Hey me too!

@dontalkt2meboutheros

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like you've ODed on good comedy for a while rather than be depressed. They are similar.

@JackMott

3 жыл бұрын

yeah its like you cruise through youtube day after day wondering why you are wasting your life but its to find this, worth it.

@newgabe09

Жыл бұрын

Ya this week discovering Cunk got me out of a funk :)

@BadmintonLogic

Жыл бұрын

Depression ain’t real. Fix your life and depression will go. It’s not a disease, it’s a state of mind.

Diane Morgan is so wonderfully funny 😁😂 Her delivery of every line is absolutely on point.

@GooseWithAPassport

Жыл бұрын

I THOUGHT HER NAME WAS ACTUALLY PHILAMINA 💀

@Theshabadaman

Жыл бұрын

@@GooseWithAPassport RIP to everyone who thought Philomina was a real person

@maggiee639

Жыл бұрын

@@GooseWithAPassport I wanted her name to actually be Philamina Crunk so badly

@1fightdragons

Жыл бұрын

Three comments in a row who can't spell Philomena, even though the name is in the title of the video!

@PoisonousPen

Жыл бұрын

@@1fightdragons I’m dead relieved that I can spell Fillameena proper like 👍

I love the slow motion gazing up at the sky. It’s exactly what everyone in bbc documentaries does!

Health warning: DO NOT watch this video with a broken rib, back strain, or anything that hurts when you laugh. I've just been through almost six minutes of agony!

@HawkriggStudio

Жыл бұрын

I had a similar experience. My brother brought me the Sunday Sport Book of Headlines!

@actuallyapathy

10 ай бұрын

oh yes my ribs do tend to pop outta place when overdosing on cunk

@SwedeProof

8 ай бұрын

Spot on!!! And NEVER, EVER eat or pour renai sauce, don't drink/swallow, chew gum or toothpicks, apply makeup, etc., while watching! Overwhelmingly helpless laughter caused several viewers to choke/gag/stab eyes out -- even accidental lobotomies via toothpicks! 🤯 👀 😱 😮

@DonkeyRhubarb21

6 ай бұрын

Too late.

Ah yes her infamous mate Paul 😂, love when she brings him up for some outlandish story of his

@booger7599

Жыл бұрын

I was thinking the very same thing 😂

3:10 the sincere appreciation for being told she asked an interesting question....🤣🤣🤣

@richnation5985

Жыл бұрын

That gets me so much!!!!! 😂😂😂😍😍😍

@siangrant1352

Жыл бұрын

I had to watch that reaction twice. Loved it! 😂😂❤

@sadmanh0

Жыл бұрын

and his response makes her lose character for a second I think lol

“If we give a load of money to starving people, how do we know they won’t just blow it all on food?”

@irw4350

4 жыл бұрын

no - they'll blow it all on lottery tickets & cider

@PeterLawton

Жыл бұрын

Right. My concern is they'd spend it all on avocados, take them home to ripen, wait, wait, and then they'd be spoiled all at once.

"And it was a huge success from the very bejinning" That cracked me up way more than it should

“My mate Paul” has started to make me giggle uncontrollably. I never expected that phrase to get to me.

"I killed John Bishop." How excited she got at that statement 😂

greatest reporter of all time.

@jannetteberends8730

Жыл бұрын

No, she isn’t. Otherwise she would have known that mother Theresa was a sadistic psychopath. That was already known and proven by the university of Montreal at that time.

She's a genius. It takes a genius to ask what seem like 'dumb' questions in a way that trips the great minds of this time.

The way his eyes go from her to staring into the deep void of not knowing what youre doing with your life

_"even these achievements pale into insignification"_ You know how I know you're a genius?

You can see the soul of this man leaving his body at this moment 05:02

@araksi7404

Жыл бұрын

fr

@blackskimmmer

Жыл бұрын

some of her guests are absolutely brilliant

Only just discovered this lady/show. Brilliant writing & performance.

@lizbourn4192

2 жыл бұрын

I have to own up that I’ve only found her and I have to say I can’t get enough of her. Cunk will know what I mean

Peanut allergy is actually not that stupid to ask about, because health organizations offically recommend that poor countries eat peanut butter everyday because it is cheap and full of macro nutrients (along with being veeeeery useful for vegans)

we need more people like her these days, she gives me a lift.

@TheUnknownDungeon

Жыл бұрын

Oh yes, she certainly lifts a part of me.

@onlyguitar1001

Жыл бұрын

Omg it's Paul. You do some disgusting things mate.

Curtiss' face at the end, priceless..

@uniquerebeljaney3639

Жыл бұрын

Richard Curtains.

@IAMPLEDGE

Жыл бұрын

it's beautifully bleak isn't it?

@TheArcher101

Жыл бұрын

Soul has left his body

@raerae6422

3 ай бұрын

Im crying with laughter, still

that proud moment she takes for herself when Richard Curtains says its an interesting question is why she's so much more than just person who says pronounces things incorreherencally

"I killed John Bishop!!!". "DID YOU?" Wide-eyed stare. Oh, Philomena, you are a classic Wonder of the World.

4:19 killed me! Like I actually giggled out loud because the way he paused then said it so seriously. Then to top it all off, Philomena and her serious response of being shocked, “DID YOU?”

Hahahaha her reaction at 03:11 is the purest false modesty I've ever seen. Amazing. And her delivery of "inimate skin" must've been absolute torture for the interviewee. Like how do you not laugh at that?

Her facial expressions and timing are superb

That opening line alone is worthy of an award

thankyou philomena for teaching me that chugging is charity mugging

@thedukeofnuts

Жыл бұрын

Funnily enough, I haven't seen many chuggers in my city for a few years now...

@chrisoffer3074

Жыл бұрын

I haven't seen any chuggers for a few years now .nice

@thedukeofnuts

Жыл бұрын

@@chrisoffer3074 Funnily enough there were a few in Town this week. I thought COVID had gotten rid of them.

4:26 made me laugh so hard. You can tell he really wasn’t expecting this question lmfao

@TheArcher101

Жыл бұрын

Her mate Paul....

@katherinetutschek4757

Жыл бұрын

His expression was hilarious 🤣🤣

@maivaiva1412

10 ай бұрын

i love him just kinda gulping and bracing himself

“People like you and me… putting our hands in our pockets and hoping there’s money in there” 😂

Love her sense of humor. She is a gift

This woman is insane !!! I love her !!

Every episode is just a masterpiece

“How much are new trousers?” 😂

i love when she stumps the expert and instead of breaking the awkward tension, she just looks at them like she wants more praise lmao what a ham

hahaha she almost lost it over her own peanut allergy comment. She has fantastic legs

Smartest and most sublime funny showbizz woman i ever saw, this Philomena character voice, and manners is out of this world brilliant

I'm trying to save these for the times when I need a good laugh, trying not to consume them too quickly. They work every time. I always get a refill.

She's now my favorite person on earth.

His absolute disgust and shock is beautiful

In Canada, Red Nose is a service for drunk people to drive them home after holiday parties

@sharnistevens1428

5 жыл бұрын

I love this. Thanks for that fact!

@paperbackonly8438

5 жыл бұрын

That makes sense! Except in my case, it has never been that localised an experience.

@NiePieerdol

2 жыл бұрын

It's called a taxi usually

@LucasGuillemette

Жыл бұрын

It's kinda like a taxi charity because the holiday season has more drunk driving than usual. They actually drive you back home in your own car. Then the volunteer gets picked up by another volunteer.

@rarra

Жыл бұрын

@@LucasGuillemette such a cool idea. in the UK the insurance wouldn’t be very happy with that though

Omg, Diane Morgan is relentlessly hilarious! Before I recover from her last joke, she's laying down another

I've got to say that I have not laughed this much in a very, very long time. Being a limey her accent is a no-brainer for me but makes it that much funnier, and her delivery is perfect. It seems British humour is not dead after all.

I'm so in awe of her talent, her delivery is impecible, And her legs are fantastic

@grownupgaming

2 жыл бұрын

SHE got LEGS for miles and flappies to match!

@spudpud-T67

2 жыл бұрын

skinny white legs

@m.s.f7103

Жыл бұрын

😐

@sergiovela9961

10 ай бұрын

You had to add a sexually objectifying comment. You couldn’t just leave well enough alone.

@krisinsaigon

10 ай бұрын

@@sergiovela9961 I didn’t have to do so, I chose to do so, and my comment is just as valid with the comment in as it would be without it

Where did this wonderfully refreshing young lady spring from? She is hilarious.

@DystopiaWithoutNeons

Жыл бұрын

She is 47 young then, I imagine she will take as it as a compliment.

@eclectica1

2 ай бұрын

Bolton

This is ingenious comedy, absolutely love it

Intelligence still exists! Thank you for speaking truth! What a blessing! Much love to you and your family!

She is hilarious. Would love to go for a beer with her.

@thesame4076

Жыл бұрын

I don't know...beer would hurt coming out your nose

"Madre Teresa said give, but give until it hurts" it's the sexiest thing she heard not in "rude movies". This was her best time I heard so far

I start laughing every time she says, "My mate Paul..." She doesn't even have to tell a joke anymore. It's a Pavlovian response now. Thanks Diane!

This is what I pay my internet for

“In one of the less boring bits in the Bible”, got me off guard and I spit my coffee all over the table!

I love this character she is extremely dim but can also be extremely accurate sometimes. :)

She has now become my therapist in hard times… we should meditate to her

She is the most amazing interviewist ever!

ugh i love her

I LOVE HER

Love Miss Cunk :)

Greatest journalist of all time!

Lifts me out of feeling down 😅😅😅😅😅😅 love her

Absolutely love her accent.

Love Cunk so much!!

Completely catches me off guard with her raw delivery, and that rocking body at the end😍

She's freaking hilarious!! :D

I have the flu. Body aches everywhere. It hurts to laugh but I'm laughing. Diane Morgan is amazing

this amazing woman is taking advantage of the English condition. No matter what they always provide a tactful, polite and concise answer regardless of the absurdity of the question. comedy genius

I find her use of the accent so perfect. I am love the humor added to history.

Her mate Paul must have nine lives! Love it 😂

Richard Curtiss has such an cool voice

The paul story bit was pure genius

Philomena Cunk on Charity is excellent, awesome and great content. Educational and same time funny and hilarious. Keep going Diane Morgan. 🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

Genious. Showing Bob Geldof while playing Status Quo.

@eclectica1

2 ай бұрын

What, a simple and obvious call back to the fact that Status Quo opened Live Aid?

I love how Philomena changes her pronunciation of obvious words now and then, like bejjining.

The woman with the dog at the end just keeps walking like everything's completely normal. - my favorite part

*Our world is divided in half (or have?). The haves, the have-nots and the don't-knows.* How do follow up a brilliant opening line like that? But they pull it off, 24-karat gold 😅

@NotDuncan

Жыл бұрын

I want her, Stephen Colbert and Jiminy Glick to have a three way interview where they compete to see who can be the most deliberately ignorant

She's brilliant!

The most replays in the moment she's walking with no trousers xD

@thesubhumancomedy

Жыл бұрын

That was funny. She has skinny legs. Nice, but skinny.

i am straight woman, find her legs are to dire for. and she is brilliant !

God I love Diane Morgan. She's freaking amazing!!

I love Red Nose Day! Helping kids who need help paying for access to mental health! Thanks Cunk!

She is just comedy gold

Wow that last shot was an unexpected treat there at the end. I believe those qualify as 'pins' and were not what I expected to be under all that frump. Well done.

Britain's last true journalist.

So-o-o good. Thank you for the laughs.

Possibly the first really funny charity promo!

She nearly gives that man an aneurysm.

She is amazingly funny

Fn priceless.. absolutely deadpan

God bless Philomena!!