Cunk On Britain The Empire Strikes Back
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Cunk On Britain The Empire Strikes Back.
In this insightful mockumentary series from Charlie Brooker, Philomena Cunk takes us on a journey right up Britain's history, to discover who we really are, how we got here and why.
Along the way Philomena travels the length and breadth of the country enlisting the help of a variety of experts. In this second episode, Philomena's odyssey takes her from King Henry VIII to Lord Horatio Nelson. Starring Diane Morgan.
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"She ruled for 9 glorious days.... Almost a week" Priceless
@jonmann4980
Жыл бұрын
Glad other people caught this joke
@KittyTittyAnonymity
Жыл бұрын
@@jonmann4980 which is ?
@muuubiee
Жыл бұрын
Technically correct.
@NG-sz2xi
Жыл бұрын
@@muuubiee more than a week
@muuubiee
Жыл бұрын
@@NG-sz2xi It's still almost a week, if you look at it like "almost guessing right".
Imagine studying your whole life and getting contacted by the bbc to star in a documentary only for her to show up 😂😂😂😂
@Toinkity
Жыл бұрын
it would be an honor
@virgin-gardener
Жыл бұрын
Bwahaha
@andrewfalconer8599
Жыл бұрын
You can tell that the scholars have dedicated their lives to thinking that they can educate anyone-that it is their duty to educate-no matter how asinine the question.
@Lans888
Жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHA true
@mimisolo7778
Жыл бұрын
😭😭😭omg true🤣
"The accused woman was lowered into water, if they floated, they were a witch and were killed, if they drowned, they were innocent and could go on living a normal life. Underwater. For two to three seconds." Sublime.
@made-line7627
Жыл бұрын
Submerged*
@kanonierable
Жыл бұрын
It takes a fair amount longer than two or three seconds to drown. Maybe YOU are too dumb to know that, but most people back then were not.
@pommunist
Жыл бұрын
@@made-line7627 If they float, it means they weigh the same as something else that floats, like a duck....and therefore a witch
@Bluefox1978
11 ай бұрын
Same practise 1:1 was used in Denmark. And same thoughts has puzzled my mind for years
@smadaf
10 ай бұрын
Churches!
'He was fat, so he takes up more room in your memory' Absolute genius writing, love it!
@silasfatchett7380
Жыл бұрын
Quite apart from the fact that Richard V never existed.
@bmo14lax
11 ай бұрын
So good
@Constantinus213421
8 ай бұрын
The origins of "Catholic" tops this, I think. By a small margin, true.
@user-sn4vk3zr3c
7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@ywoulduchoosetousethis
6 ай бұрын
I would like to argue, he was phat too
"It was the youngest any one had ever died of old age."
@ankanbads
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣 It had me rolling. The way she delivers the lines, it's just brilliant.
@AiRandomHandle
Жыл бұрын
what? I'm so confused
@ilovecairns5181
Жыл бұрын
@@AiRandomHandle try picking up a book
@AiRandomHandle
Жыл бұрын
@@ilovecairns5181 what's a book?
@nunosimoes3270
Жыл бұрын
my brain did that thing lol
This series proves definitively that history buffs will talk about history to literally anyone who even pretends to listen.
@daniel_sc1024
Жыл бұрын
"...pretends to listen." You've described almost every school kid.
@malikabd2902
Жыл бұрын
Lmao trye
@chris94kennedy
Жыл бұрын
they 100% know its a mockumentary, come on don't be so gullibl lol
@IsiahTomas
Жыл бұрын
What's a gullybill?
@eggrollorsoup6052
Жыл бұрын
@@IsiahTomas What's a gullyball? Oh yeah, a bad throw when bowling.
"Ive thrown you off now haven't I, I made you think" 😂 absolutely beautiful
@TranNguyen-sw7wu
2 ай бұрын
I thought the "made you think" part was a self-insult, like "it made you think how a dumb person like me can throw you off".
“It’s a story about events beyond Britain’s coastline, so I’ll be using the C word a lot … Sea” this is amazing
"He died age 15, the youngest anyone had died of old age" "She ruled for 9 glorious days, almost a week" "Queen Elizabeth came just in time for the Elizabethan era " Outstanding 😂
@damienflinter4585
Жыл бұрын
"And why did his parents call him Horrorshow Nelson??"
@c.xyz_
Жыл бұрын
"how did Sir Walter Raleigh invent the potato?"
@reivax5742
Жыл бұрын
"...Sir Christopher Wren, the most significant bird in British history since Francis Drake."
@reivax5742
Жыл бұрын
"It was in this ship Drake became the first person to circumcise the globe, which is probably why this sort of ship is called a clipper."
@whereswaldo5740
Жыл бұрын
Well. She might actually be right. During the French Revolution they threw out anything to do with Christianity including the Gregorian calendar. And went to 10 day weeks. Working 8 days. And having off two. With 3) 10 day weeks. Of course it didn’t jive with the rest of the world and didn’t last.
“he was a catherineaholic or catholic for short” this actually broke me and i can’t handle it
@TheLazyDuck
Жыл бұрын
damn me too haha this lady so funny
@NormAppleton
Жыл бұрын
I lost my shit there too
@dixonpinfold2582
Жыл бұрын
Elvis Costello, fuming: "Bloody hell, why didn't I come up with that? I'm gettin'er for that. Show me up, will she!"
@siberarmi
Жыл бұрын
still laughing :D
@PiglipsMaximus
Жыл бұрын
The way she says Elizabeth One
“…she became known as Bloody Mary, because like the drink, she was horrible.” I’M DYING AHHAHAHAHA
@jeshland
9 ай бұрын
12:05 “Elizabeth had ended the rivalry between mary (queen of scots) the final score 1 head to nil” 😭😭
@historyismyplayground1827
8 ай бұрын
That might be my favorite line…really didn’t see that one coming!
@historyismyplayground1827
8 ай бұрын
That might be my favorite line…really didn’t see that one coming!
@ltcarlsen2152
8 ай бұрын
Just like the Protestants...
@thesubhumancomedy
8 ай бұрын
As with the drink, I think Mary was okay too.
He wanted to have Parlament dissolved, but nobody could find a glass big enough. Timeless
@version365
11 ай бұрын
🤣
@YorkshirePirate
6 ай бұрын
Relatable.
‘Sailors were like spaceman of the time’ That’s… that’s actually really true.
@morpher44
Жыл бұрын
except for the bringing air in tanks bit.
@madzen112
Жыл бұрын
More scurvy on the ISS
@Kaarna5
Жыл бұрын
No it isn't. Sailing has been around for millennia and by the Tudor period Britain had already established itself as a major naval power.
@humayoonrashdi249
Жыл бұрын
And likewise, space will sometime be our everyday seas.
@basedbane787
Жыл бұрын
except sailors are real
"They called her 'Bloody Mary', because just like the drink, she was horrible." Brilliant.
@JanMike9
Жыл бұрын
She should have been called 'Burny Mary' or 'Bernie Mary' instead
@Sam1878Henry
Жыл бұрын
@@JanMike9there’s no drink called a “burny Mary”?
@525Lines
Жыл бұрын
@@Sam1878Henry If they use the spicy tomato drink they do.
@JonLundy0
Жыл бұрын
but not like Cameron Diaz with old dried spunk in her hair.
@alberton.1601
Жыл бұрын
Fortunatelly, afterwords Queen Elizabeth came just in time for the Elizabethian Era!
She’s flipping hysterical! The deadpan delivery is genius.
28:30. Hahahaha "This is a buccaneering character and I think he was able to manage his emotions whilst engaging with potatoes at first sight." My gosh this dude nailed it. =D
"In this boat Drake was the first to circumsize the world, which is why this kind of boat is called a clipper.", can we get whoever wrote this a medal of some kind?
@TunedSongs
3 жыл бұрын
Probably Charlie Brooker. The man behind Touch of cloth and black mirror
@ollieb9875
3 жыл бұрын
Newswipe was also good 😅
@1515327E
2 жыл бұрын
Sorry to burst the bubble, but that line came from a much older teacher's almanac of student gaffs: "Magellan circumcised the world with forty-foot clippers." The other classic is: 'Drake was bowling on Plymouth Hoe when a messenger ran up and shouted, "Sir, the Spanish Armada is coming!" Drake turned around and famously replied, "Let the Armada wait, my bowels can't."
@mryanmcc
2 жыл бұрын
This part nearly broke me
@different_stuff
Жыл бұрын
can someone explain?
“He wanted Parliament dissolved, but nobody could find a glass big enough.”
@jaancastelltortt22
Жыл бұрын
That line had me laughing for 30 minutes 😂😂😂
19:52 Her reply was hilarious asf "Matthew Hopkins!? He was at my school" 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂. “I think he was probably able to take on & manage his emotions whilst engaging with potatoes at first sight”….. A sentence that has never been said before in the entire existence of man. This man belongs in The Guinness book of world records for pulling that out of nowhere. 😂😂
@MrClauried
7 ай бұрын
these 30 minutes are rich with such statements
@anzyroadside2374
7 ай бұрын
I thought he was talking about himself since he was controlling his emotions well in that interview.
@davidgoosen1633
7 ай бұрын
Oh you know good and well he didn't pull it out of nowhere you know from where he pulled it out!
@estefencosta1835
6 ай бұрын
Him taking the discussion on root vegetables seriously is so incredible, he truly rolled with the assignment. He only ever seemed to get annoyed when she kept calling World War 2 "War 2."
@markscott6414
Ай бұрын
But……a whole field of potatoes? I think the gentleman is playing it down, a bit…
This is brilliant. I'd never heard of this woman until today, and fittingly, when I asked Alexa who she was, the answer I got was "She is the author of at least one book." A worthy tribute. LOL!!
@tonygluk1
Жыл бұрын
Lol, sounds like something she would say indeed
@Snout007
Жыл бұрын
She acted in "after life". She is good!
@creamyhorror
Жыл бұрын
Because Cunk's a fictional character created for a comedy program (which led to this spinoff)! The actress playing her is named Diane Morgan.
@montanna2012
Жыл бұрын
Philomena cunk/ Diane Morgan
@jeff3482
Жыл бұрын
Diane Morgan is her real name, she used to do this character in small segments on Charlie brookers Weekly Wipe til he stopped doing them to do black mirror so she was out of a job.
“She became known as ‘Bloody Mary’, because like the drink, she was horrible” I am going to break a tooth by laughing so hard 😂😂😂
@morpher44
Жыл бұрын
I think too many people have said her name now. Uh oh.
@jeremiahgabriel5709
Жыл бұрын
How very Tudor of you
@pneumavlr
Жыл бұрын
😂
@CaalamusTube
Жыл бұрын
So Astoria, the Neighborhood... is not named after some old Greek character from Mythology or something. But rather after John Astor. Are you named after the neighborhood? Or does "Astoria" have a primary, perhaps *MUCH* older origin? ( Similar too is the case of Astoria, Or.... ect, ect. )
@dashroodle9507
Жыл бұрын
How on earth do you laugh in a way that puts that amount of pressure on your teeth?
Best journalist ever. She isnt scared to ask the tough questions.
"Pissed to the bullocks on rum" might be the most magnificent English expression I ever heard. Thank you.
@Peter-gi3re
2 ай бұрын
That gave me a chuckle too. And the other one about dried spunk in her hair. I love when she talks dirty 😂
I love how the physicist was the most discombobulated by far. The rest of the academics interviewed were like ”Yes. Yes. I have had students like you before. How simple do you need this?”
@cnj67
Жыл бұрын
Like, I know a music teacher who had a pupil ask why they only did classical music. The oldest thing they had engaged in was "Let it Grow" by Clapton. It's a classic, yes, but "classical"? Also, a student who's favourite music was "Aron B.".
@dreamcrusher112
Жыл бұрын
I can see the many faces of students in her questions. Daily experience for history teachers.
@amalgamy
Жыл бұрын
Disco...? Like this? kzread.info/dash/bejne/o4h6p9t_ddiXds4.html
@illyrusemperor9278
Жыл бұрын
Disco what? That's some big ass word
@nobody1747
Жыл бұрын
@@illyrusemperor9278 i grew up hearing that word all the time and this is my first time realizing it isn't the one big word everyone just casually knows
"Cunk on Britain" is a wonderful mockumentary. It's like seeing history through the eyes of a British 2nd grader.
@HarcusCGTV
Жыл бұрын
Jokes aside, Scotland has a far better education system. There is no such thing as a "British second grader" lol
@TheMijman
Жыл бұрын
@@HarcusCGTV What an odd thing to say. Why are you bringing up the Scottish education system? Better than what?
@Demun1649
Жыл бұрын
@@TheMijman There is no such thing as a "second grader" in BRITAIN. We start at Nursery School which is upto 5 years old, then Junior School, 7 years upto 11 years, then Secondary or Higher Education, 11 years to 16 years. So, having supplied you with that information, would you be so kind to translate your strange "grader" systeem, into somethiing that is both logical and accurate? By the way, are you a Yenghi?
@TheMijman
Жыл бұрын
@@Demun1649 Not sure you read either the original comment or first reply. And I'm not sure what prompted you to respond to me in such a passive aggressive manner. Maybe have a read, and have a think. I'm not American.
@Demun1649
Жыл бұрын
@@TheMijman So, what school in BRITAIN uses the term "second grader"?
I can't stop watching these. I am now a Cunk junkie. A cunkie.
Philomena and the guy with the long hair and tweed suit, we need a 1 hour special with them. Good chemistry
Saying the Puritans left to set up "an independent life of spartan misery" is the greatest historical summation of early colonial America I have ever heard...
@EcoMythos
2 жыл бұрын
It prevails in the rural areas.
@ineedabetterusername7424
2 жыл бұрын
@@EcoMythos And urban centers in the South...
@janinewetzler5037
Жыл бұрын
It is true today in Republican States.
@elias_xp95
Жыл бұрын
@@janinewetzler5037 -It's also true of Democrat States today. I guess the OP comment is always true for America, regardless of it's age or size. Founded by rich tax avoiders, run by corrupt corporations
@alexvasquez537
Жыл бұрын
Early?
I love it when she talks to historians who have the wit and humor to keep up with her.
@jacobnash9755
Жыл бұрын
100% the polite banter of the British "Gentle" class is a true jewel.
@francisjones174
Жыл бұрын
We historians ALL have wit and humour!
@stephenreeds3632
Жыл бұрын
Especially the man who talks about "inventing a root vegetable."
@arbaazshaw8123
10 ай бұрын
It's not mockementary, all of it is staged
@SamuelBlack84
10 ай бұрын
She's so cute 😍
I wasn't a fan of history at school all those years ago. I am now. Thank you Philomena.
This is the BBC's most honest and least biased work.
I love how she can make such intelligent people say such ridiculous things: "This is a buccaneering character, I think he was probably able to take on and manage his emotions while engaging with potatoes at first sight." XD
@knowahnosenothing4862
Жыл бұрын
He almost broke character but he held it back. 👍
@neolexiousneolexian6079
Жыл бұрын
9:00
@cnj67
Жыл бұрын
They're great sports. I have seen the device "asking intelligent people very stupid questions" before, but never so thoroughly as here. I mean, "The Daily Show" mainly makes interviews by drawing false conclusions and have people correct them, people who often seem totally unprepared to meet that kind of "Oh, so you mean [insert something they surely do not mean]".
@gonzalohiguain2589
Жыл бұрын
um yes they are intelligent people, they're playing along...
@JamesHamp93
Жыл бұрын
Cam here to say exactly the same thing. I was howling at the 'take on and manage his emotions whilst engaging with potatoes' had me dead 😂😂
"I think he was able to take on and manage his emotions whilst engaging with potatoes" LOL
@Trollificusv2
3 жыл бұрын
This is the "Ali G" method, and while it does produce some hilarious bits, you can't complain if a serious person, thinking they're going to be asked serious (if possibly uninformed) questions, gets a bit pissed. They didn't exactly consent to be the butt of jokes. It's good that most all of them are good sports about it, but if somebody wants to get upset, *shrug*. They're not wrong to do so.
@Sebbir
2 жыл бұрын
That line was amazing
@dzonbrodi514
Жыл бұрын
@@Trollificusv2 I think they are all in on the joke, they just don't know what kind of madness she is going to come up with so they look a bit nonplussed at it
@terryriley6410
Жыл бұрын
@@Trollificusv2 Not sure how this is relevant to the quote though. The guy was obviously having fun composing that ridiculous sentence.
@cjerp
Жыл бұрын
@@Trollificusv2 Yea thats why they keep coming back to do this right
Philomena Cunk changed my life
Damn, this kept popping up on my feed and I never clicked until now. Six years is a long time to be without this kind of history.
11:09 "...So he sent his secret weapon to attack England, a woman, named Spanish Amanda" I spilled coffee with this one
@kiciakp1539
Жыл бұрын
O yes! Spannish Amanda made my day!
@lagrangepoint9386
Жыл бұрын
Luv me some Spanish Amanda.
"I think he probably was able to take on and manage his emotions whilst engaging with potatoes at first sight." This is a glorious reply.
@thesubhumancomedy
Жыл бұрын
The writing is good, very good.
@jamesmccormick211
Жыл бұрын
I've been really impressed by how well the academics play along, and he is one of the best.
@ABlair-dv3ki
Жыл бұрын
I love how the eminent professors and expert historians manage to keep a straight face when replying 😂
@LaLaLaAllDayLong
11 ай бұрын
He’s definitely one of my favorites! Professor Ashley Jackson
"...it was in this ship Drake became the first person to circumcise the globe... which is probably why this sort of ship is called a clipper." Hahaha! That's beautiful.
0:31 I laughed so hard at this. She starts waving but immediately disappears behind some bushes. Brilliant cinematographic joke!
"No, the Stuarts are an astonishingly accident prone family." The speed of that response really got me
@casualsatanist
Жыл бұрын
Same I was not expecting him to be that quick on his feet, caught me waY off guard
@benjamintillema3572
Жыл бұрын
12:55
@bensanterre9478
Жыл бұрын
He clearly has a great sense of humor himself.
@AP-dx4mq
Жыл бұрын
Love how he matched the energy
@daveshif2514
Жыл бұрын
He knew he knew 😂
“On this odyssey I’ll be starting sentences in one location… and finishing them in another.” Brilliant!!
@captainpoppleton
Жыл бұрын
It's so lame when real documentaries do that.
@pinguman13
Жыл бұрын
This was the best part
@Pantha242
Жыл бұрын
It just works! 😅
@canubeetquad
Жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard
@user-ff4tw8uf4b
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
The way she delivers her dialog with a straight face is great. Makes the whole bit work.
Professor Ashley Jackson takes deadpan to another dimension. Legend
I love how seriously he answered it when he was asked "was he scared when he first saw a potato?"
The historians that had to endure those interview questions with a straight face should be given an award LOL
@MarcusHawksley
Жыл бұрын
Some more than others. Hutton not only rolled with it, but came out the winner of each bout. Good humour, a quick-wit and not a hint of frustration.
@nikhildesai7715
Жыл бұрын
She's probably just use to it. LoL
@Daaab89
Жыл бұрын
9:25 this guy was actually pretty good.
"I think that he was probably able to take on and manage his emotions whilst engaging with potatoes at first sight" such a great line from that historian lmao, and totally improvved at that
HOW she gets these SERIOUS people to sit and not LAUGH or BREAK a Nervous Smile is a MIRACLE ♥♥♥♥
"It was a hot dry summer, when a thatched wooden bakery - full of highly combustible flour and flaming ovens - inexplicably caught fire, for some reason."
@niviamaeva
3 жыл бұрын
Brilliant
@kwerk2011
Жыл бұрын
Guaranteed that one is Charlie Brooker. I can hear him saying it.
@vituperation
Жыл бұрын
@@kwerk2011 I was about to say exactly the same thing. It's got his greasy paw prints all over it.
"What mistakes did the Tudor police make that led him to kill again?" I lol'ed hard at this for awhile.
@marleneorein9484
15 күн бұрын
She needs to be declared a national treasure... it doesn't matter which nation
@Ilikebigbooties
5 ай бұрын
International treasure, one might say
Ms. Cunk is a national treasure. Bless her heart.
"Catholics loved Mary, because they go mad for anyone called Mary, so Elizabeth cut her head off... which made it harder for Mary to take the throne... because she could no longer see where it was..." So many great laughs in this show! Cracks me up every time I watch it! :D
@MspPiip
Жыл бұрын
It’s absolutely hilarious. I quite literally died😭 the great fire of London had me aswell😂😂
@CodeDreamer68
Жыл бұрын
That line brought tears to my eyes I was laughing so hard I had to pause it
Speaking as an American, I can say this filled all my British history knowledge gaps in ways I never imagined. Thank you Philomena, may the Onion Jack ever wave proudly over your furrowed brow.
@chrisbaxter3597
Жыл бұрын
Said like a true Brit
@djert24
Жыл бұрын
I think its called the cabbage jack.
@paulstewart6293
Жыл бұрын
And nice blue eyes. I had a girlfriend like Philo and she spoke like that. Canny lass! Suzanne where are you?
@lunacalypso5208
Жыл бұрын
@@djert24 i think you mean the wabbajack
@Lady.B.ellinor4971
Жыл бұрын
Charlie, you are now an honorary brit ❤
This British humour is so splendid 🤌✨ I love it💔
I learned all my European history through Philomena. Excellent professor.
She’s a gem. We must protect her at all costs.
@Kobe29261
Жыл бұрын
With great urgency and relentless vigilance!
@jonathantv269
Жыл бұрын
And how you gonn protect her mr.hero😆?
"They were all pissed to the bollocks on *rum.* " This is just one of the reasons I love Philomena.
8:11 i can literally hear the dial-up connection sound of his brain breaking at this very moment from asking if "anyone has ever tried to sail into the sky" i absolutely love this show. there have to be tons of bloopers.
@aussiechris5904
Жыл бұрын
Please learn what the difference is between 'literally' and 'figuratively.'
@Aeternum_Gaming
Жыл бұрын
@@aussiechris5904 nobody asked.
@RamathRS
7 ай бұрын
@@Aeternum_GamingIf you don't like being called out for being an illiterate fool, learn your vocabulary like everyone else!
Fantastic, educative and funny at the same time. Very funny if you ask me. This typical British humor, with Cunks deadpan delivery, hilarious!
"But not for the dragon even though it's the best bit of the flag." Philomina spitting hard truths here. How can you have a dragon as part of one of your nations' flags and NOT use it?
@SqwarkParrotSpittingFeathers
Жыл бұрын
Because Wales is/was technically not a nation, it is/was a principality, a state that had been invaded and subjugated. A boil on England’s arse, that was unwelcome and hard to reach.
@pastlesandfish
Жыл бұрын
@@SqwarkParrotSpittingFeathers Try telling a Welsh person their nation is not a nation. A boil on England's arse? That didn't stop England wanting to invade and conquer it.. I'd say England is more like a cancer on Britain.
@iapetusmccool
Жыл бұрын
@@SqwarkParrotSpittingFeathers "principality" doesn't mean it's been invaded/subjugated. It means it's ruled by a prince.
@FishOniDeviantArt
Жыл бұрын
Your icon makes this even better
@TheCalmack
Жыл бұрын
@@FishOniDeviantArt Practising what they preach
9:27 "This is a buccaneering character and I think he probably was able to take on and manage his emotions whilst engaging with potatoes at first sight." XD I literally fell from my chair.
I absolutely dig her humour ❤ And man she's going for the throat of the education with such grace and finesse. Im pretty sure there's no blood in her veins, just pure gold mixed with sarcasm. She's a brilliant actress
Diana Morgan delivers so well with this character, I can never get enough.
"No, the Stewards are an astonishingly accident prone family" was my favourite comeback of this entire episode
@juliantheapostate8295
Жыл бұрын
Stewarts
@wahay636
Жыл бұрын
@@juliantheapostate8295 Stuarts*
@TimboTbagz
Жыл бұрын
@@wahay636 Stoourts
@spookzer16
Жыл бұрын
@@TimboTbagz Storts
@msruag
Жыл бұрын
@@spookzer16 Sharts
"not being able to clap wasn't the most annoying thing in Nelson's life". I nearly choked to death laughing
Absolutely brilliant. Diane Morgan is an amazing comedy actress. Love her
What makes this show exceptional (besides "Philomena") is seriousness with which experts answer her questions. And phrases such as "pissed to the bollocks on rum" 🤣🤣
"Drake was the first sailor to circumcise the earth" - nearly died from laughing so hard.
@gpwerner
Жыл бұрын
"Which is probably why this sort of ship is called the clipper."
@prabhakarnaidugidda1223
Жыл бұрын
"Which is Tudor for "arse of gold""😂😂😂
@HaniZucker
10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
"No, the Stuarts are an astonishingly accident-prone family." Amazingly, funniest line
@ericdavison6186
Жыл бұрын
And that was Ron Hutton! Tudors methinks
@KevinBessey
10 ай бұрын
I could not stop laughing at that part lol
@purplefood1
10 ай бұрын
@@KevinBessey the guy talking about walter raleigh and potatoes killed me
@HeliosTheCharizard
8 ай бұрын
I love how at this point I'm just used to blank looks from the historians, but this time he runs with the joke and absolutely nails it.
@globalheart
6 ай бұрын
Yeah, she met her match, lol... Ronald Hutton is totally brilliant in his own right 🤣
God I love this lady. Hilarious in the extreme. One of the greatest comedians of her generation.
Surely the mostress off mirth I find myself tearing up often at masterfully crafted lines and dead pan silliness. One of life's great pleasures.
“The British’s mastery of the oceans made Catholic King Philip of Spain furious, in Spanish.” 😂😂😂
@danidejaneiro8378
Жыл бұрын
El rey está furioso!
@woozertoo
Жыл бұрын
That’s when he sent in his secret weapon, the Spanish Amanda.
@letomas625
Жыл бұрын
The cries in spanish meme 💀
@Vlad-1986
Жыл бұрын
¡Felipe estaba de muy mala hostia!
“Puts everything in perspective doesn’t it?” “That’s the great thing about history” I love how stupid the humor is and still there are brilliant small moments like these
@charlesconlon5865
Жыл бұрын
"What are you doing here, Eccles?" "Aah, everybody's gotta be somewhere ..." Goons, BBC 1950s.
I have always loved history, Philomena makes me adore history.....
my favorite part is how the experts aren't allowed to provide misinformation, so they have to struggle to give all her ridiculous questions genuine answers
I saw her holding that potato and thought “please bite it like an apple. Please.” She did not disappoint. ❤
@zinussan50
Жыл бұрын
Haha i was thinking the opposite, "No way she gonna bite the potato" And she did. Hahaha so hilarious 😂😂
@damonedwards1544
Жыл бұрын
I tried that once as a kid, and I still remember exactly how it tastes.
@burvjuzizlis22
Жыл бұрын
@@damonedwards1544I like fresh potatoes 😂👌🏻
I'm totally floored by this nugget of information that Sir Walter Raleigh might have controlled his emotions around potatoes when he first saw them. Sir Walter, you're my hero.
@ashleythaxton9667
Жыл бұрын
I sure as hell can’t contain mine. My inner Irish peasant stops its buccaneering and simply founders at the sight
@ashtton_tapiwa
Жыл бұрын
He was blown away by the versatility of the potato (one would imagine)
@guapelea
Жыл бұрын
Potatoes have a way of being self centered and basically shapeless that might frighten sensitive people. I don't know whether Sir Walter was really sensitive, given the trade he was in, but nonetheless...
@relfyem
Жыл бұрын
Not just around them, but engaging with them! 🤣🤣🤣
@NoobOfShame
Жыл бұрын
@@guapelea understandable. One wouldn’t want to show fear or hesitation around potatoes
So entertainingly, humorous, thank you Philomena.
"As a puritan, Cromwell outlawed popular entertainment, effectively turning the entire country into BBC 4." MY FUCKING SIDES
"If Shakespeare were alive today, he'd be sending his scripts to television and film companies. They wouldn't get made, because they were so long and boring" 🤣this is gold
@ericawillis.
Жыл бұрын
"People wonder what hamlet is about. It's about 4 hours long"
@sumerandaccad
Жыл бұрын
It wouldn't get made because they aren't left-wing enough
@TesseractPleiadesOrion
Жыл бұрын
@@sumerandaccad And... we found the right trash retard! 🤣💩
@SirRichard94
Жыл бұрын
@@sumerandaccad brainrot
@An0xymoron127
Жыл бұрын
@@sumerandaccad NPC humor
If history teachers were all like her, we wouldn’t have such a large historically illiterate population.
@Nocure92
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, you'd have a larger one. (Like, actually like the character. Obviously she's just trying to make it funny)
@ylleba
Жыл бұрын
Mostly just propaganda from the news and corporate lobbying that has made people uneducated. Teachers have been gutted of their wages and resources that has definitely exarcebated the issue.
@lizf1353
Жыл бұрын
@@Nocure92 what? The point is people are still being educated but in a entertaining way
@trje246
Жыл бұрын
I'd like to agree with you, but i can't remember back that far whether if i did history or not...!? 🤔 😅
@Nocure92
Жыл бұрын
@@lizf1353 Yeah, like I wrote. Obviously she's playing dumb to make it entertaining. But what if you had a teacher that was actually dumb like this? The Newton gravity bit being a prime example 😅
Diane Morgan is a prime example of just how INCREDIBLY attractive an outstanding sense of humour can be. Goodness me she’s something.
This is so magnificent! And the professors et al have such skilful dry humour.
The best part I think is the contrast between the short haired expert who you can tell is really irritated by this, and the wild long haired one who’s just rolling with it
@atomicdancer
Жыл бұрын
24:56 This guy's face 😠
@Kyoto_Ed
Жыл бұрын
Nah, they were all in on it. He's actually acting. If any of them took themselves that seriously it would be a one question interview... which one or two of them were. I'm sure they've all seen Brass Eye and Ali G.
@mframe360
Жыл бұрын
@JZ's BFF they talked about this: search "Charlie Brooker and Diane Morgan on Cunk on Earth | BFI Q&A"
@terryriley6410
Жыл бұрын
If you mean the potato guy, I think he is having a good time. He is way too funny to be irritated.
"If the Tudors were the Kardashians of their time, this was their Kim" *points to portrait of Henry 8th.
And suddenly I have a new favorite story teller.
I got so excited when I saw Ronald Hutton... and he did not disappoint.
"So is it just bad luck being called James, then do ya think?" "No, the Stewarts were an astonshingy accident prone family." I want this guy for a history professor. 😂
@MaxLikesStuff
3 жыл бұрын
i remember he gave a talk at my school about witch hunting, was proper mental
@Psmith-ek5hq
Жыл бұрын
@@MaxLikesStuff The witch-hunting or him?
@ShubhamBhushanCC
Жыл бұрын
*Stuarts
@morpher44
Жыл бұрын
re: accident prone family.. I wonder why they didn't realize it was because of the witches.
@christopherwithers9019
Жыл бұрын
Princess Diana was a Stuart afterall🧐
"If they drowned, they were in innocent, and can go on living a normal life underwater for 2 to 3 seconds." I'm fucking dead 🤣😂💀
@budle89
Жыл бұрын
Probably because you're not innocent.
@Mozzie7920
Жыл бұрын
@@budle89 well of course he’s not in a cent
@ln5321
Жыл бұрын
So are they.
@skyfalldeadpool1633
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I am in stitches over her antics as well
@FalconTheFries
Жыл бұрын
It’s like another ridiculous law If you ever get caught on attempting suicide, you’ll be sentenced to death 😂
Breaking that forth wall is brilliant “best to say yes we’re trying to get younger viewers” 😂
I miss Charlie Brookers Screen Wipe but so glad it spawned this legend. I can and will watched Cunk repeatedly. Genuinely genius
"Puts everything into perspective, doesn't it?" "That's the great thing about history." Unironically true.
"Cromwell outlawed popular entertainment, effectively turning the entire country into BBC4"... LMAO
@BaldricksTurnip1
3 жыл бұрын
BBC 4 is brilliant,it has plenty of great drama series.👍🍌
@st20332
3 жыл бұрын
@@BaldricksTurnip1 no
@BaldricksTurnip1
3 жыл бұрын
@@st20332 ey up from Yorkshire 👍
@luminisant
2 жыл бұрын
@@BaldricksTurnip1 gross
@marcchrys
Жыл бұрын
@@BaldricksTurnip1 It's my favourite TV channel...documentaries, music, Scandinoir
Amazing!!! As an American, I genuinely love her humor
she says so many funny things you really have to pay close attention to keep up....love it
19:48 - the exchange between Cunk and the historian is hilarious. "Matthew Hopkins - he went to my school!"
She's a genius 😆 "a building so impressive it has to be accompanied by harpsichord music" I love it
@PandemoniumMeltDown
Жыл бұрын
😂
I can't stop watching this woman!!!
Diane Morgan is one of the funniest people ive seen in forever