Cunk On Britain The Empire Strikes Back

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Cunk On Britain The Empire Strikes Back.
In this insightful mockumentary series from Charlie Brooker, Philomena Cunk takes us on a journey right up Britain's history, to discover who we really are, how we got here and why.
Along the way Philomena travels the length and breadth of the country enlisting the help of a variety of experts. In this second episode, Philomena's odyssey takes her from King Henry VIII to Lord Horatio Nelson. Starring Diane Morgan.
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  • @adamdavis5961
    @adamdavis5961 Жыл бұрын

    "She ruled for 9 glorious days.... Almost a week" Priceless

  • @jonmann4980

    @jonmann4980

    Жыл бұрын

    Glad other people caught this joke

  • @KittyTittyAnonymity

    @KittyTittyAnonymity

    Жыл бұрын

    @@jonmann4980 which is ?

  • @muuubiee

    @muuubiee

    Жыл бұрын

    Technically correct.

  • @NG-sz2xi

    @NG-sz2xi

    Жыл бұрын

    @@muuubiee more than a week

  • @muuubiee

    @muuubiee

    Жыл бұрын

    @@NG-sz2xi It's still almost a week, if you look at it like "almost guessing right".

  • @_Samuraii_1
    @_Samuraii_1 Жыл бұрын

    Imagine studying your whole life and getting contacted by the bbc to star in a documentary only for her to show up 😂😂😂😂

  • @Toinkity

    @Toinkity

    Жыл бұрын

    it would be an honor

  • @virgin-gardener

    @virgin-gardener

    Жыл бұрын

    Bwahaha

  • @andrewfalconer8599

    @andrewfalconer8599

    Жыл бұрын

    You can tell that the scholars have dedicated their lives to thinking that they can educate anyone-that it is their duty to educate-no matter how asinine the question.

  • @Lans888

    @Lans888

    Жыл бұрын

    HAHAHAHA true

  • @mimisolo7778

    @mimisolo7778

    Жыл бұрын

    😭😭😭omg true🤣

  • @ChrisOfRivia
    @ChrisOfRivia Жыл бұрын

    "The accused woman was lowered into water, if they floated, they were a witch and were killed, if they drowned, they were innocent and could go on living a normal life. Underwater. For two to three seconds." Sublime.

  • @made-line7627

    @made-line7627

    Жыл бұрын

    Submerged*

  • @kanonierable

    @kanonierable

    Жыл бұрын

    It takes a fair amount longer than two or three seconds to drown. Maybe YOU are too dumb to know that, but most people back then were not.

  • @pommunist

    @pommunist

    Жыл бұрын

    @@made-line7627 If they float, it means they weigh the same as something else that floats, like a duck....and therefore a witch

  • @Bluefox1978

    @Bluefox1978

    11 ай бұрын

    Same practise 1:1 was used in Denmark. And same thoughts has puzzled my mind for years

  • @smadaf

    @smadaf

    10 ай бұрын

    Churches!

  • @eyeq7730
    @eyeq7730 Жыл бұрын

    'He was fat, so he takes up more room in your memory' Absolute genius writing, love it!

  • @silasfatchett7380

    @silasfatchett7380

    Жыл бұрын

    Quite apart from the fact that Richard V never existed.

  • @bmo14lax

    @bmo14lax

    11 ай бұрын

    So good

  • @Constantinus213421

    @Constantinus213421

    8 ай бұрын

    The origins of "Catholic" tops this, I think. By a small margin, true.

  • @user-sn4vk3zr3c

    @user-sn4vk3zr3c

    7 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @ywoulduchoosetousethis

    @ywoulduchoosetousethis

    6 ай бұрын

    I would like to argue, he was phat too

  • @hellomynameisname4270
    @hellomynameisname4270 Жыл бұрын

    "It was the youngest any one had ever died of old age."

  • @ankanbads

    @ankanbads

    Жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣 It had me rolling. The way she delivers the lines, it's just brilliant.

  • @AiRandomHandle

    @AiRandomHandle

    Жыл бұрын

    what? I'm so confused

  • @ilovecairns5181

    @ilovecairns5181

    Жыл бұрын

    @@AiRandomHandle try picking up a book

  • @AiRandomHandle

    @AiRandomHandle

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ilovecairns5181 what's a book?

  • @nunosimoes3270

    @nunosimoes3270

    Жыл бұрын

    my brain did that thing lol

  • @Luke-jo4to
    @Luke-jo4to Жыл бұрын

    This series proves definitively that history buffs will talk about history to literally anyone who even pretends to listen.

  • @daniel_sc1024

    @daniel_sc1024

    Жыл бұрын

    "...pretends to listen." You've described almost every school kid.

  • @malikabd2902

    @malikabd2902

    Жыл бұрын

    Lmao trye

  • @chris94kennedy

    @chris94kennedy

    Жыл бұрын

    they 100% know its a mockumentary, come on don't be so gullibl lol

  • @IsiahTomas

    @IsiahTomas

    Жыл бұрын

    What's a gullybill?

  • @eggrollorsoup6052

    @eggrollorsoup6052

    Жыл бұрын

    @@IsiahTomas What's a gullyball? Oh yeah, a bad throw when bowling.

  • @JustaSillySailor
    @JustaSillySailor6 ай бұрын

    "Ive thrown you off now haven't I, I made you think" 😂 absolutely beautiful

  • @TranNguyen-sw7wu

    @TranNguyen-sw7wu

    2 ай бұрын

    I thought the "made you think" part was a self-insult, like "it made you think how a dumb person like me can throw you off".

  • @alicec-m3403
    @alicec-m3403 Жыл бұрын

    “It’s a story about events beyond Britain’s coastline, so I’ll be using the C word a lot … Sea” this is amazing

  • @tsumichama
    @tsumichama Жыл бұрын

    "He died age 15, the youngest anyone had died of old age" "She ruled for 9 glorious days, almost a week" "Queen Elizabeth came just in time for the Elizabethan era " Outstanding 😂

  • @damienflinter4585

    @damienflinter4585

    Жыл бұрын

    "And why did his parents call him Horrorshow Nelson??"

  • @c.xyz_

    @c.xyz_

    Жыл бұрын

    "how did Sir Walter Raleigh invent the potato?"

  • @reivax5742

    @reivax5742

    Жыл бұрын

    "...Sir Christopher Wren, the most significant bird in British history since Francis Drake."

  • @reivax5742

    @reivax5742

    Жыл бұрын

    "It was in this ship Drake became the first person to circumcise the globe, which is probably why this sort of ship is called a clipper."

  • @whereswaldo5740

    @whereswaldo5740

    Жыл бұрын

    Well. She might actually be right. During the French Revolution they threw out anything to do with Christianity including the Gregorian calendar. And went to 10 day weeks. Working 8 days. And having off two. With 3) 10 day weeks. Of course it didn’t jive with the rest of the world and didn’t last.

  • @killuaxxx315
    @killuaxxx315 Жыл бұрын

    “he was a catherineaholic or catholic for short” this actually broke me and i can’t handle it

  • @TheLazyDuck

    @TheLazyDuck

    Жыл бұрын

    damn me too haha this lady so funny

  • @NormAppleton

    @NormAppleton

    Жыл бұрын

    I lost my shit there too

  • @dixonpinfold2582

    @dixonpinfold2582

    Жыл бұрын

    Elvis Costello, fuming: "Bloody hell, why didn't I come up with that? I'm gettin'er for that. Show me up, will she!"

  • @siberarmi

    @siberarmi

    Жыл бұрын

    still laughing :D

  • @PiglipsMaximus

    @PiglipsMaximus

    Жыл бұрын

    The way she says Elizabeth One

  • @LucasLassance
    @LucasLassance Жыл бұрын

    “…she became known as Bloody Mary, because like the drink, she was horrible.” I’M DYING AHHAHAHAHA

  • @jeshland

    @jeshland

    9 ай бұрын

    12:05 “Elizabeth had ended the rivalry between mary (queen of scots) the final score 1 head to nil” 😭😭

  • @historyismyplayground1827

    @historyismyplayground1827

    8 ай бұрын

    That might be my favorite line…really didn’t see that one coming!

  • @historyismyplayground1827

    @historyismyplayground1827

    8 ай бұрын

    That might be my favorite line…really didn’t see that one coming!

  • @ltcarlsen2152

    @ltcarlsen2152

    8 ай бұрын

    Just like the Protestants...

  • @thesubhumancomedy

    @thesubhumancomedy

    8 ай бұрын

    As with the drink, I think Mary was okay too.

  • @bgdassassin92
    @bgdassassin92 Жыл бұрын

    He wanted to have Parlament dissolved, but nobody could find a glass big enough. Timeless

  • @version365

    @version365

    11 ай бұрын

    🤣

  • @YorkshirePirate

    @YorkshirePirate

    6 ай бұрын

    Relatable.

  • @StrangelyBrownNo1
    @StrangelyBrownNo1 Жыл бұрын

    ‘Sailors were like spaceman of the time’ That’s… that’s actually really true.

  • @morpher44

    @morpher44

    Жыл бұрын

    except for the bringing air in tanks bit.

  • @madzen112

    @madzen112

    Жыл бұрын

    More scurvy on the ISS

  • @Kaarna5

    @Kaarna5

    Жыл бұрын

    No it isn't. Sailing has been around for millennia and by the Tudor period Britain had already established itself as a major naval power.

  • @humayoonrashdi249

    @humayoonrashdi249

    Жыл бұрын

    And likewise, space will sometime be our everyday seas.

  • @basedbane787

    @basedbane787

    Жыл бұрын

    except sailors are real

  • @BLINDrOBOTFILMS
    @BLINDrOBOTFILMS Жыл бұрын

    "They called her 'Bloody Mary', because just like the drink, she was horrible." Brilliant.

  • @JanMike9

    @JanMike9

    Жыл бұрын

    She should have been called 'Burny Mary' or 'Bernie Mary' instead

  • @Sam1878Henry

    @Sam1878Henry

    Жыл бұрын

    @@JanMike9there’s no drink called a “burny Mary”?

  • @525Lines

    @525Lines

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Sam1878Henry If they use the spicy tomato drink they do.

  • @JonLundy0

    @JonLundy0

    Жыл бұрын

    but not like Cameron Diaz with old dried spunk in her hair.

  • @alberton.1601

    @alberton.1601

    Жыл бұрын

    Fortunatelly, afterwords Queen Elizabeth came just in time for the Elizabethian Era!

  • @richardpena7153
    @richardpena715310 ай бұрын

    She’s flipping hysterical! The deadpan delivery is genius.

  • @madiantin
    @madiantin8 ай бұрын

    28:30. Hahahaha "This is a buccaneering character and I think he was able to manage his emotions whilst engaging with potatoes at first sight." My gosh this dude nailed it. =D

  • @Dominian1
    @Dominian14 жыл бұрын

    "In this boat Drake was the first to circumsize the world, which is why this kind of boat is called a clipper.", can we get whoever wrote this a medal of some kind?

  • @TunedSongs

    @TunedSongs

    3 жыл бұрын

    Probably Charlie Brooker. The man behind Touch of cloth and black mirror

  • @ollieb9875

    @ollieb9875

    3 жыл бұрын

    Newswipe was also good 😅

  • @1515327E

    @1515327E

    2 жыл бұрын

    Sorry to burst the bubble, but that line came from a much older teacher's almanac of student gaffs: "Magellan circumcised the world with forty-foot clippers." The other classic is: 'Drake was bowling on Plymouth Hoe when a messenger ran up and shouted, "Sir, the Spanish Armada is coming!" Drake turned around and famously replied, "Let the Armada wait, my bowels can't."

  • @mryanmcc

    @mryanmcc

    2 жыл бұрын

    This part nearly broke me

  • @different_stuff

    @different_stuff

    Жыл бұрын

    can someone explain?

  • @johnorr726
    @johnorr7262 жыл бұрын

    “He wanted Parliament dissolved, but nobody could find a glass big enough.”

  • @jaancastelltortt22

    @jaancastelltortt22

    Жыл бұрын

    That line had me laughing for 30 minutes 😂😂😂

  • @parkcaliii1313
    @parkcaliii1313 Жыл бұрын

    19:52 Her reply was hilarious asf "Matthew Hopkins!? He was at my school" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @natalierozean5989
    @natalierozean598910 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂. “I think he was probably able to take on & manage his emotions whilst engaging with potatoes at first sight”….. A sentence that has never been said before in the entire existence of man. This man belongs in The Guinness book of world records for pulling that out of nowhere. 😂😂

  • @MrClauried

    @MrClauried

    7 ай бұрын

    these 30 minutes are rich with such statements

  • @anzyroadside2374

    @anzyroadside2374

    7 ай бұрын

    I thought he was talking about himself since he was controlling his emotions well in that interview.

  • @davidgoosen1633

    @davidgoosen1633

    7 ай бұрын

    Oh you know good and well he didn't pull it out of nowhere you know from where he pulled it out!

  • @estefencosta1835

    @estefencosta1835

    6 ай бұрын

    Him taking the discussion on root vegetables seriously is so incredible, he truly rolled with the assignment. He only ever seemed to get annoyed when she kept calling World War 2 "War 2."

  • @markscott6414

    @markscott6414

    Ай бұрын

    But……a whole field of potatoes? I think the gentleman is playing it down, a bit…

  • @jeffcolorado
    @jeffcolorado Жыл бұрын

    This is brilliant. I'd never heard of this woman until today, and fittingly, when I asked Alexa who she was, the answer I got was "She is the author of at least one book." A worthy tribute. LOL!!

  • @tonygluk1

    @tonygluk1

    Жыл бұрын

    Lol, sounds like something she would say indeed

  • @Snout007

    @Snout007

    Жыл бұрын

    She acted in "after life". She is good!

  • @creamyhorror

    @creamyhorror

    Жыл бұрын

    Because Cunk's a fictional character created for a comedy program (which led to this spinoff)! The actress playing her is named Diane Morgan.

  • @montanna2012

    @montanna2012

    Жыл бұрын

    Philomena cunk/ Diane Morgan

  • @jeff3482

    @jeff3482

    Жыл бұрын

    Diane Morgan is her real name, she used to do this character in small segments on Charlie brookers Weekly Wipe til he stopped doing them to do black mirror so she was out of a job.

  • @airotsa
    @airotsa5 жыл бұрын

    “She became known as ‘Bloody Mary’, because like the drink, she was horrible” I am going to break a tooth by laughing so hard 😂😂😂

  • @morpher44

    @morpher44

    Жыл бұрын

    I think too many people have said her name now. Uh oh.

  • @jeremiahgabriel5709

    @jeremiahgabriel5709

    Жыл бұрын

    How very Tudor of you

  • @pneumavlr

    @pneumavlr

    Жыл бұрын

    😂

  • @CaalamusTube

    @CaalamusTube

    Жыл бұрын

    So Astoria, the Neighborhood... is not named after some old Greek character from Mythology or something. But rather after John Astor. Are you named after the neighborhood? Or does "Astoria" have a primary, perhaps *MUCH* older origin? ( Similar too is the case of Astoria, Or.... ect, ect. )

  • @dashroodle9507

    @dashroodle9507

    Жыл бұрын

    How on earth do you laugh in a way that puts that amount of pressure on your teeth?

  • @ultimatesoup
    @ultimatesoup8 ай бұрын

    Best journalist ever. She isnt scared to ask the tough questions.

  • @sebastianwagner7334
    @sebastianwagner7334 Жыл бұрын

    "Pissed to the bullocks on rum" might be the most magnificent English expression I ever heard. Thank you.

  • @Peter-gi3re

    @Peter-gi3re

    2 ай бұрын

    That gave me a chuckle too. And the other one about dried spunk in her hair. I love when she talks dirty 😂

  • @NullHand
    @NullHand Жыл бұрын

    I love how the physicist was the most discombobulated by far. The rest of the academics interviewed were like ”Yes. Yes. I have had students like you before. How simple do you need this?”

  • @cnj67

    @cnj67

    Жыл бұрын

    Like, I know a music teacher who had a pupil ask why they only did classical music. The oldest thing they had engaged in was "Let it Grow" by Clapton. It's a classic, yes, but "classical"? Also, a student who's favourite music was "Aron B.".

  • @dreamcrusher112

    @dreamcrusher112

    Жыл бұрын

    I can see the many faces of students in her questions. Daily experience for history teachers.

  • @amalgamy

    @amalgamy

    Жыл бұрын

    Disco...? Like this? kzread.info/dash/bejne/o4h6p9t_ddiXds4.html

  • @illyrusemperor9278

    @illyrusemperor9278

    Жыл бұрын

    Disco what? That's some big ass word

  • @nobody1747

    @nobody1747

    Жыл бұрын

    @@illyrusemperor9278 i grew up hearing that word all the time and this is my first time realizing it isn't the one big word everyone just casually knows

  • @cyberdude8888
    @cyberdude88882 жыл бұрын

    "Cunk on Britain" is a wonderful mockumentary. It's like seeing history through the eyes of a British 2nd grader.

  • @HarcusCGTV

    @HarcusCGTV

    Жыл бұрын

    Jokes aside, Scotland has a far better education system. There is no such thing as a "British second grader" lol

  • @TheMijman

    @TheMijman

    Жыл бұрын

    @@HarcusCGTV What an odd thing to say. Why are you bringing up the Scottish education system? Better than what?

  • @Demun1649

    @Demun1649

    Жыл бұрын

    @@TheMijman There is no such thing as a "second grader" in BRITAIN. We start at Nursery School which is upto 5 years old, then Junior School, 7 years upto 11 years, then Secondary or Higher Education, 11 years to 16 years. So, having supplied you with that information, would you be so kind to translate your strange "grader" systeem, into somethiing that is both logical and accurate? By the way, are you a Yenghi?

  • @TheMijman

    @TheMijman

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Demun1649 Not sure you read either the original comment or first reply. And I'm not sure what prompted you to respond to me in such a passive aggressive manner. Maybe have a read, and have a think. I'm not American.

  • @Demun1649

    @Demun1649

    Жыл бұрын

    @@TheMijman So, what school in BRITAIN uses the term "second grader"?

  • @Mondomeyer
    @Mondomeyer Жыл бұрын

    I can't stop watching these. I am now a Cunk junkie. A cunkie.

  • @johnthooker
    @johnthooker Жыл бұрын

    Philomena and the guy with the long hair and tweed suit, we need a 1 hour special with them. Good chemistry

  • @ineedabetterusername7424
    @ineedabetterusername74242 жыл бұрын

    Saying the Puritans left to set up "an independent life of spartan misery" is the greatest historical summation of early colonial America I have ever heard...

  • @EcoMythos

    @EcoMythos

    2 жыл бұрын

    It prevails in the rural areas.

  • @ineedabetterusername7424

    @ineedabetterusername7424

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@EcoMythos And urban centers in the South...

  • @janinewetzler5037

    @janinewetzler5037

    Жыл бұрын

    It is true today in Republican States.

  • @elias_xp95

    @elias_xp95

    Жыл бұрын

    @@janinewetzler5037 -It's also true of Democrat States today. I guess the OP comment is always true for America, regardless of it's age or size. Founded by rich tax avoiders, run by corrupt corporations

  • @alexvasquez537

    @alexvasquez537

    Жыл бұрын

    Early?

  • @enkephalin07
    @enkephalin07 Жыл бұрын

    I love it when she talks to historians who have the wit and humor to keep up with her.

  • @jacobnash9755

    @jacobnash9755

    Жыл бұрын

    100% the polite banter of the British "Gentle" class is a true jewel.

  • @francisjones174

    @francisjones174

    Жыл бұрын

    We historians ALL have wit and humour!

  • @stephenreeds3632

    @stephenreeds3632

    Жыл бұрын

    Especially the man who talks about "inventing a root vegetable."

  • @arbaazshaw8123

    @arbaazshaw8123

    10 ай бұрын

    It's not mockementary, all of it is staged

  • @SamuelBlack84

    @SamuelBlack84

    10 ай бұрын

    She's so cute 😍

  • @cqwt6103
    @cqwt6103 Жыл бұрын

    I wasn't a fan of history at school all those years ago. I am now. Thank you Philomena.

  • @lost_boy
    @lost_boy4 ай бұрын

    This is the BBC's most honest and least biased work.

  • @manofcorn5930
    @manofcorn5930 Жыл бұрын

    I love how she can make such intelligent people say such ridiculous things: "This is a buccaneering character, I think he was probably able to take on and manage his emotions while engaging with potatoes at first sight." XD

  • @knowahnosenothing4862

    @knowahnosenothing4862

    Жыл бұрын

    He almost broke character but he held it back. 👍

  • @neolexiousneolexian6079

    @neolexiousneolexian6079

    Жыл бұрын

    9:00

  • @cnj67

    @cnj67

    Жыл бұрын

    They're great sports. I have seen the device "asking intelligent people very stupid questions" before, but never so thoroughly as here. I mean, "The Daily Show" mainly makes interviews by drawing false conclusions and have people correct them, people who often seem totally unprepared to meet that kind of "Oh, so you mean [insert something they surely do not mean]".

  • @gonzalohiguain2589

    @gonzalohiguain2589

    Жыл бұрын

    um yes they are intelligent people, they're playing along...

  • @JamesHamp93

    @JamesHamp93

    Жыл бұрын

    Cam here to say exactly the same thing. I was howling at the 'take on and manage his emotions whilst engaging with potatoes' had me dead 😂😂

  • @AusNav09
    @AusNav093 жыл бұрын

    "I think he was able to take on and manage his emotions whilst engaging with potatoes" LOL

  • @Trollificusv2

    @Trollificusv2

    3 жыл бұрын

    This is the "Ali G" method, and while it does produce some hilarious bits, you can't complain if a serious person, thinking they're going to be asked serious (if possibly uninformed) questions, gets a bit pissed. They didn't exactly consent to be the butt of jokes. It's good that most all of them are good sports about it, but if somebody wants to get upset, *shrug*. They're not wrong to do so.

  • @Sebbir

    @Sebbir

    2 жыл бұрын

    That line was amazing

  • @dzonbrodi514

    @dzonbrodi514

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Trollificusv2 I think they are all in on the joke, they just don't know what kind of madness she is going to come up with so they look a bit nonplussed at it

  • @terryriley6410

    @terryriley6410

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Trollificusv2 Not sure how this is relevant to the quote though. The guy was obviously having fun composing that ridiculous sentence.

  • @cjerp

    @cjerp

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Trollificusv2 Yea thats why they keep coming back to do this right

  • @Jim_The_Fish
    @Jim_The_Fish4 ай бұрын

    Philomena Cunk changed my life

  • @mrdarklight
    @mrdarklightАй бұрын

    Damn, this kept popping up on my feed and I never clicked until now. Six years is a long time to be without this kind of history.

  • @TheCzmauricio
    @TheCzmauricio Жыл бұрын

    11:09 "...So he sent his secret weapon to attack England, a woman, named Spanish Amanda" I spilled coffee with this one

  • @kiciakp1539

    @kiciakp1539

    Жыл бұрын

    O yes! Spannish Amanda made my day!

  • @lagrangepoint9386

    @lagrangepoint9386

    Жыл бұрын

    Luv me some Spanish Amanda.

  • @joshuageckles802
    @joshuageckles802 Жыл бұрын

    "I think he probably was able to take on and manage his emotions whilst engaging with potatoes at first sight." This is a glorious reply.

  • @thesubhumancomedy

    @thesubhumancomedy

    Жыл бұрын

    The writing is good, very good.

  • @jamesmccormick211

    @jamesmccormick211

    Жыл бұрын

    I've been really impressed by how well the academics play along, and he is one of the best.

  • @ABlair-dv3ki

    @ABlair-dv3ki

    Жыл бұрын

    I love how the eminent professors and expert historians manage to keep a straight face when replying 😂

  • @LaLaLaAllDayLong

    @LaLaLaAllDayLong

    11 ай бұрын

    He’s definitely one of my favorites! Professor Ashley Jackson

  • @brianmcrock
    @brianmcrock6 ай бұрын

    "...it was in this ship Drake became the first person to circumcise the globe... which is probably why this sort of ship is called a clipper." Hahaha! That's beautiful.

  • @Brinta3
    @Brinta3 Жыл бұрын

    0:31 I laughed so hard at this. She starts waving but immediately disappears behind some bushes. Brilliant cinematographic joke!

  • @InvictusByz
    @InvictusByz Жыл бұрын

    "No, the Stuarts are an astonishingly accident prone family." The speed of that response really got me

  • @casualsatanist

    @casualsatanist

    Жыл бұрын

    Same I was not expecting him to be that quick on his feet, caught me waY off guard

  • @benjamintillema3572

    @benjamintillema3572

    Жыл бұрын

    12:55

  • @bensanterre9478

    @bensanterre9478

    Жыл бұрын

    He clearly has a great sense of humor himself.

  • @AP-dx4mq

    @AP-dx4mq

    Жыл бұрын

    Love how he matched the energy

  • @daveshif2514

    @daveshif2514

    Жыл бұрын

    He knew he knew 😂

  • @Gracchus66
    @Gracchus66 Жыл бұрын

    “On this odyssey I’ll be starting sentences in one location… and finishing them in another.” Brilliant!!

  • @captainpoppleton

    @captainpoppleton

    Жыл бұрын

    It's so lame when real documentaries do that.

  • @pinguman13

    @pinguman13

    Жыл бұрын

    This was the best part

  • @Pantha242

    @Pantha242

    Жыл бұрын

    It just works! 😅

  • @canubeetquad

    @canubeetquad

    Жыл бұрын

    I laughed so hard

  • @user-ff4tw8uf4b

    @user-ff4tw8uf4b

    Жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @rbilleaud
    @rbilleaud3 ай бұрын

    The way she delivers her dialog with a straight face is great. Makes the whole bit work.

  • @nimrod2550
    @nimrod25506 ай бұрын

    Professor Ashley Jackson takes deadpan to another dimension. Legend

  • @debasishraychawdhuri
    @debasishraychawdhuri Жыл бұрын

    I love how seriously he answered it when he was asked "was he scared when he first saw a potato?"

  • @osochara
    @osochara Жыл бұрын

    The historians that had to endure those interview questions with a straight face should be given an award LOL

  • @MarcusHawksley

    @MarcusHawksley

    Жыл бұрын

    Some more than others. Hutton not only rolled with it, but came out the winner of each bout. Good humour, a quick-wit and not a hint of frustration.

  • @nikhildesai7715

    @nikhildesai7715

    Жыл бұрын

    She's probably just use to it. LoL

  • @Daaab89

    @Daaab89

    Жыл бұрын

    9:25 this guy was actually pretty good.

  • @orfeo793
    @orfeo7939 ай бұрын

    "I think that he was probably able to take on and manage his emotions whilst engaging with potatoes at first sight" such a great line from that historian lmao, and totally improvved at that

  • @enriquesanchez2001
    @enriquesanchez20012 ай бұрын

    HOW she gets these SERIOUS people to sit and not LAUGH or BREAK a Nervous Smile is a MIRACLE ♥♥♥♥

  • @Ogrecoxy
    @Ogrecoxy6 жыл бұрын

    "It was a hot dry summer, when a thatched wooden bakery - full of highly combustible flour and flaming ovens - inexplicably caught fire, for some reason."

  • @niviamaeva

    @niviamaeva

    3 жыл бұрын

    Brilliant

  • @kwerk2011

    @kwerk2011

    Жыл бұрын

    Guaranteed that one is Charlie Brooker. I can hear him saying it.

  • @vituperation

    @vituperation

    Жыл бұрын

    @@kwerk2011 I was about to say exactly the same thing. It's got his greasy paw prints all over it.

  • @squamish4244
    @squamish4244 Жыл бұрын

    "What mistakes did the Tudor police make that led him to kill again?" I lol'ed hard at this for awhile.

  • @marleneorein9484

    @marleneorein9484

    15 күн бұрын

  • @mdh6977
    @mdh697711 ай бұрын

    She needs to be declared a national treasure... it doesn't matter which nation

  • @Ilikebigbooties

    @Ilikebigbooties

    5 ай бұрын

    International treasure, one might say

  • @JoelsVideoJunk
    @JoelsVideoJunk7 ай бұрын

    Ms. Cunk is a national treasure. Bless her heart.

  • @theseustoo
    @theseustoo Жыл бұрын

    "Catholics loved Mary, because they go mad for anyone called Mary, so Elizabeth cut her head off... which made it harder for Mary to take the throne... because she could no longer see where it was..." So many great laughs in this show! Cracks me up every time I watch it! :D

  • @MspPiip

    @MspPiip

    Жыл бұрын

    It’s absolutely hilarious. I quite literally died😭 the great fire of London had me aswell😂😂

  • @CodeDreamer68

    @CodeDreamer68

    Жыл бұрын

    That line brought tears to my eyes I was laughing so hard I had to pause it

  • @charliehorton1839
    @charliehorton1839 Жыл бұрын

    Speaking as an American, I can say this filled all my British history knowledge gaps in ways I never imagined. Thank you Philomena, may the Onion Jack ever wave proudly over your furrowed brow.

  • @chrisbaxter3597

    @chrisbaxter3597

    Жыл бұрын

    Said like a true Brit

  • @djert24

    @djert24

    Жыл бұрын

    I think its called the cabbage jack.

  • @paulstewart6293

    @paulstewart6293

    Жыл бұрын

    And nice blue eyes. I had a girlfriend like Philo and she spoke like that. Canny lass! Suzanne where are you?

  • @lunacalypso5208

    @lunacalypso5208

    Жыл бұрын

    @@djert24 i think you mean the wabbajack

  • @Lady.B.ellinor4971

    @Lady.B.ellinor4971

    Жыл бұрын

    Charlie, you are now an honorary brit ❤

  • @seanwetson1895
    @seanwetson1895 Жыл бұрын

    This British humour is so splendid 🤌✨ I love it💔

  • @Obelisk57
    @Obelisk57Ай бұрын

    I learned all my European history through Philomena. Excellent professor.

  • @austinmount8575
    @austinmount8575 Жыл бұрын

    She’s a gem. We must protect her at all costs.

  • @Kobe29261

    @Kobe29261

    Жыл бұрын

    With great urgency and relentless vigilance!

  • @jonathantv269

    @jonathantv269

    Жыл бұрын

    And how you gonn protect her mr.hero😆?

  • @virtualatheist
    @virtualatheist Жыл бұрын

    "They were all pissed to the bollocks on *rum.* " This is just one of the reasons I love Philomena.

  • @Aeternum_Gaming
    @Aeternum_Gaming Жыл бұрын

    8:11 i can literally hear the dial-up connection sound of his brain breaking at this very moment from asking if "anyone has ever tried to sail into the sky" i absolutely love this show. there have to be tons of bloopers.

  • @aussiechris5904

    @aussiechris5904

    Жыл бұрын

    Please learn what the difference is between 'literally' and 'figuratively.'

  • @Aeternum_Gaming

    @Aeternum_Gaming

    Жыл бұрын

    @@aussiechris5904 nobody asked.

  • @RamathRS

    @RamathRS

    7 ай бұрын

    ​@@Aeternum_GamingIf you don't like being called out for being an illiterate fool, learn your vocabulary like everyone else!

  • @JumpingTomato
    @JumpingTomato7 ай бұрын

    Fantastic, educative and funny at the same time. Very funny if you ask me. This typical British humor, with Cunks deadpan delivery, hilarious!

  • @pastlesandfish
    @pastlesandfish Жыл бұрын

    "But not for the dragon even though it's the best bit of the flag." Philomina spitting hard truths here. How can you have a dragon as part of one of your nations' flags and NOT use it?

  • @SqwarkParrotSpittingFeathers

    @SqwarkParrotSpittingFeathers

    Жыл бұрын

    Because Wales is/was technically not a nation, it is/was a principality, a state that had been invaded and subjugated. A boil on England’s arse, that was unwelcome and hard to reach.

  • @pastlesandfish

    @pastlesandfish

    Жыл бұрын

    @@SqwarkParrotSpittingFeathers Try telling a Welsh person their nation is not a nation. A boil on England's arse? That didn't stop England wanting to invade and conquer it.. I'd say England is more like a cancer on Britain.

  • @iapetusmccool

    @iapetusmccool

    Жыл бұрын

    @@SqwarkParrotSpittingFeathers "principality" doesn't mean it's been invaded/subjugated. It means it's ruled by a prince.

  • @FishOniDeviantArt

    @FishOniDeviantArt

    Жыл бұрын

    Your icon makes this even better

  • @TheCalmack

    @TheCalmack

    Жыл бұрын

    @@FishOniDeviantArt Practising what they preach

  • @Naegimaggu
    @Naegimaggu2 жыл бұрын

    9:27 "This is a buccaneering character and I think he probably was able to take on and manage his emotions whilst engaging with potatoes at first sight." XD I literally fell from my chair.

  • @jakubmesaros2092
    @jakubmesaros209211 ай бұрын

    I absolutely dig her humour ❤ And man she's going for the throat of the education with such grace and finesse. Im pretty sure there's no blood in her veins, just pure gold mixed with sarcasm. She's a brilliant actress

  • @ClarkRahman
    @ClarkRahman6 ай бұрын

    Diana Morgan delivers so well with this character, I can never get enough.

  • @fransb8543
    @fransb8543 Жыл бұрын

    "No, the Stewards are an astonishingly accident prone family" was my favourite comeback of this entire episode

  • @juliantheapostate8295

    @juliantheapostate8295

    Жыл бұрын

    Stewarts

  • @wahay636

    @wahay636

    Жыл бұрын

    @@juliantheapostate8295 Stuarts*

  • @TimboTbagz

    @TimboTbagz

    Жыл бұрын

    @@wahay636 Stoourts

  • @spookzer16

    @spookzer16

    Жыл бұрын

    @@TimboTbagz Storts

  • @msruag

    @msruag

    Жыл бұрын

    @@spookzer16 Sharts

  • @patriciobalian1920
    @patriciobalian1920 Жыл бұрын

    "not being able to clap wasn't the most annoying thing in Nelson's life". I nearly choked to death laughing

  • @markparris3890
    @markparris3890 Жыл бұрын

    Absolutely brilliant. Diane Morgan is an amazing comedy actress. Love her

  • @MB-dg3lr
    @MB-dg3lr Жыл бұрын

    What makes this show exceptional (besides "Philomena") is seriousness with which experts answer her questions. And phrases such as "pissed to the bollocks on rum" 🤣🤣

  • @Stefarooh
    @Stefarooh Жыл бұрын

    "Drake was the first sailor to circumcise the earth" - nearly died from laughing so hard.

  • @gpwerner

    @gpwerner

    Жыл бұрын

    "Which is probably why this sort of ship is called the clipper."

  • @prabhakarnaidugidda1223

    @prabhakarnaidugidda1223

    Жыл бұрын

    "Which is Tudor for "arse of gold""😂😂😂

  • @HaniZucker

    @HaniZucker

    10 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @Recessionist
    @Recessionist Жыл бұрын

    "No, the Stuarts are an astonishingly accident-prone family." Amazingly, funniest line

  • @ericdavison6186

    @ericdavison6186

    Жыл бұрын

    And that was Ron Hutton! Tudors methinks

  • @KevinBessey

    @KevinBessey

    10 ай бұрын

    I could not stop laughing at that part lol

  • @purplefood1

    @purplefood1

    10 ай бұрын

    @@KevinBessey the guy talking about walter raleigh and potatoes killed me

  • @HeliosTheCharizard

    @HeliosTheCharizard

    8 ай бұрын

    I love how at this point I'm just used to blank looks from the historians, but this time he runs with the joke and absolutely nails it.

  • @globalheart

    @globalheart

    6 ай бұрын

    Yeah, she met her match, lol... Ronald Hutton is totally brilliant in his own right 🤣

  • @averagejoe8255
    @averagejoe8255 Жыл бұрын

    God I love this lady. Hilarious in the extreme. One of the greatest comedians of her generation.

  • @dmays67
    @dmays673 ай бұрын

    Surely the mostress off mirth I find myself tearing up often at masterfully crafted lines and dead pan silliness. One of life's great pleasures.

  • @penheartpaper
    @penheartpaper Жыл бұрын

    “The British’s mastery of the oceans made Catholic King Philip of Spain furious, in Spanish.” 😂😂😂

  • @danidejaneiro8378

    @danidejaneiro8378

    Жыл бұрын

    El rey está furioso!

  • @woozertoo

    @woozertoo

    Жыл бұрын

    That’s when he sent in his secret weapon, the Spanish Amanda.

  • @letomas625

    @letomas625

    Жыл бұрын

    The cries in spanish meme 💀

  • @Vlad-1986

    @Vlad-1986

    Жыл бұрын

    ¡Felipe estaba de muy mala hostia!

  • @snarksss
    @snarksss Жыл бұрын

    “Puts everything in perspective doesn’t it?” “That’s the great thing about history” I love how stupid the humor is and still there are brilliant small moments like these

  • @charlesconlon5865

    @charlesconlon5865

    Жыл бұрын

    "What are you doing here, Eccles?" "Aah, everybody's gotta be somewhere ..." Goons, BBC 1950s.

  • @kalulew
    @kalulew Жыл бұрын

    I have always loved history, Philomena makes me adore history.....

  • @ghostomato3122
    @ghostomato312210 ай бұрын

    my favorite part is how the experts aren't allowed to provide misinformation, so they have to struggle to give all her ridiculous questions genuine answers

  • @logann7942
    @logann7942 Жыл бұрын

    I saw her holding that potato and thought “please bite it like an apple. Please.” She did not disappoint. ❤

  • @zinussan50

    @zinussan50

    Жыл бұрын

    Haha i was thinking the opposite, "No way she gonna bite the potato" And she did. Hahaha so hilarious 😂😂

  • @damonedwards1544

    @damonedwards1544

    Жыл бұрын

    I tried that once as a kid, and I still remember exactly how it tastes.

  • @burvjuzizlis22

    @burvjuzizlis22

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@damonedwards1544I like fresh potatoes 😂👌🏻

  • @ipsygypsy16
    @ipsygypsy16 Жыл бұрын

    I'm totally floored by this nugget of information that Sir Walter Raleigh might have controlled his emotions around potatoes when he first saw them. Sir Walter, you're my hero.

  • @ashleythaxton9667

    @ashleythaxton9667

    Жыл бұрын

    I sure as hell can’t contain mine. My inner Irish peasant stops its buccaneering and simply founders at the sight

  • @ashtton_tapiwa

    @ashtton_tapiwa

    Жыл бұрын

    He was blown away by the versatility of the potato (one would imagine)

  • @guapelea

    @guapelea

    Жыл бұрын

    Potatoes have a way of being self centered and basically shapeless that might frighten sensitive people. I don't know whether Sir Walter was really sensitive, given the trade he was in, but nonetheless...

  • @relfyem

    @relfyem

    Жыл бұрын

    Not just around them, but engaging with them! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @NoobOfShame

    @NoobOfShame

    Жыл бұрын

    @@guapelea understandable. One wouldn’t want to show fear or hesitation around potatoes

  • @sambabisky4742
    @sambabisky47423 ай бұрын

    So entertainingly, humorous, thank you Philomena.

  • @YodaZemunski
    @YodaZemunski11 ай бұрын

    "As a puritan, Cromwell outlawed popular entertainment, effectively turning the entire country into BBC 4." MY FUCKING SIDES

  • @charc0al_tv
    @charc0al_tv Жыл бұрын

    "If Shakespeare were alive today, he'd be sending his scripts to television and film companies. They wouldn't get made, because they were so long and boring" 🤣this is gold

  • @ericawillis.

    @ericawillis.

    Жыл бұрын

    "People wonder what hamlet is about. It's about 4 hours long"

  • @sumerandaccad

    @sumerandaccad

    Жыл бұрын

    It wouldn't get made because they aren't left-wing enough

  • @TesseractPleiadesOrion

    @TesseractPleiadesOrion

    Жыл бұрын

    @@sumerandaccad And... we found the right trash retard! 🤣💩

  • @SirRichard94

    @SirRichard94

    Жыл бұрын

    @@sumerandaccad brainrot

  • @An0xymoron127

    @An0xymoron127

    Жыл бұрын

    @@sumerandaccad NPC humor

  • @obriets
    @obriets Жыл бұрын

    If history teachers were all like her, we wouldn’t have such a large historically illiterate population.

  • @Nocure92

    @Nocure92

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah, you'd have a larger one. (Like, actually like the character. Obviously she's just trying to make it funny)

  • @ylleba

    @ylleba

    Жыл бұрын

    Mostly just propaganda from the news and corporate lobbying that has made people uneducated. Teachers have been gutted of their wages and resources that has definitely exarcebated the issue.

  • @lizf1353

    @lizf1353

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Nocure92 what? The point is people are still being educated but in a entertaining way

  • @trje246

    @trje246

    Жыл бұрын

    I'd like to agree with you, but i can't remember back that far whether if i did history or not...!? 🤔 😅

  • @Nocure92

    @Nocure92

    Жыл бұрын

    @@lizf1353 Yeah, like I wrote. Obviously she's playing dumb to make it entertaining. But what if you had a teacher that was actually dumb like this? The Newton gravity bit being a prime example 😅

  • @TheSilentStar
    @TheSilentStar6 ай бұрын

    Diane Morgan is a prime example of just how INCREDIBLY attractive an outstanding sense of humour can be. Goodness me she’s something.

  • @hemlyns9916
    @hemlyns9916Ай бұрын

    This is so magnificent! And the professors et al have such skilful dry humour.

  • @js500y9
    @js500y93 жыл бұрын

    The best part I think is the contrast between the short haired expert who you can tell is really irritated by this, and the wild long haired one who’s just rolling with it

  • @atomicdancer

    @atomicdancer

    Жыл бұрын

    24:56 This guy's face 😠

  • @Kyoto_Ed

    @Kyoto_Ed

    Жыл бұрын

    Nah, they were all in on it. He's actually acting. If any of them took themselves that seriously it would be a one question interview... which one or two of them were. I'm sure they've all seen Brass Eye and Ali G.

  • @mframe360

    @mframe360

    Жыл бұрын

    @JZ's BFF they talked about this: search "Charlie Brooker and Diane Morgan on Cunk on Earth | BFI Q&A"

  • @terryriley6410

    @terryriley6410

    Жыл бұрын

    If you mean the potato guy, I think he is having a good time. He is way too funny to be irritated.

  • @OliBert157
    @OliBert1576 жыл бұрын

    "If the Tudors were the Kardashians of their time, this was their Kim" *points to portrait of Henry 8th.

  • @paredescax
    @paredescaxАй бұрын

    And suddenly I have a new favorite story teller.

  • @Othique
    @Othique5 ай бұрын

    I got so excited when I saw Ronald Hutton... and he did not disappoint.

  • @rdhunkins
    @rdhunkins4 жыл бұрын

    "So is it just bad luck being called James, then do ya think?" "No, the Stewarts were an astonshingy accident prone family." I want this guy for a history professor. 😂

  • @MaxLikesStuff

    @MaxLikesStuff

    3 жыл бұрын

    i remember he gave a talk at my school about witch hunting, was proper mental

  • @Psmith-ek5hq

    @Psmith-ek5hq

    Жыл бұрын

    @@MaxLikesStuff The witch-hunting or him?

  • @ShubhamBhushanCC

    @ShubhamBhushanCC

    Жыл бұрын

    *Stuarts

  • @morpher44

    @morpher44

    Жыл бұрын

    re: accident prone family.. I wonder why they didn't realize it was because of the witches.

  • @christopherwithers9019

    @christopherwithers9019

    Жыл бұрын

    Princess Diana was a Stuart afterall🧐

  • @darkphoenix1836
    @darkphoenix1836 Жыл бұрын

    "If they drowned, they were in innocent, and can go on living a normal life underwater for 2 to 3 seconds." I'm fucking dead 🤣😂💀

  • @budle89

    @budle89

    Жыл бұрын

    Probably because you're not innocent.

  • @Mozzie7920

    @Mozzie7920

    Жыл бұрын

    @@budle89 well of course he’s not in a cent

  • @ln5321

    @ln5321

    Жыл бұрын

    So are they.

  • @skyfalldeadpool1633

    @skyfalldeadpool1633

    Жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I am in stitches over her antics as well

  • @FalconTheFries

    @FalconTheFries

    Жыл бұрын

    It’s like another ridiculous law If you ever get caught on attempting suicide, you’ll be sentenced to death 😂

  • @zephyrinne1
    @zephyrinne1 Жыл бұрын

    Breaking that forth wall is brilliant “best to say yes we’re trying to get younger viewers” 😂

  • @diamonddylanpage7150
    @diamonddylanpage71508 күн бұрын

    I miss Charlie Brookers Screen Wipe but so glad it spawned this legend. I can and will watched Cunk repeatedly. Genuinely genius

  • @morrokbyo
    @morrokbyo Жыл бұрын

    "Puts everything into perspective, doesn't it?" "That's the great thing about history." Unironically true.

  • @bryan5549
    @bryan55495 жыл бұрын

    "Cromwell outlawed popular entertainment, effectively turning the entire country into BBC4"... LMAO

  • @BaldricksTurnip1

    @BaldricksTurnip1

    3 жыл бұрын

    BBC 4 is brilliant,it has plenty of great drama series.👍🍌

  • @st20332

    @st20332

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@BaldricksTurnip1 no

  • @BaldricksTurnip1

    @BaldricksTurnip1

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@st20332 ey up from Yorkshire 👍

  • @luminisant

    @luminisant

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@BaldricksTurnip1 gross

  • @marcchrys

    @marcchrys

    Жыл бұрын

    @@BaldricksTurnip1 It's my favourite TV channel...documentaries, music, Scandinoir

  • @lobusdiMortis
    @lobusdiMortis10 ай бұрын

    Amazing!!! As an American, I genuinely love her humor

  • @josephhubisz8610
    @josephhubisz8610 Жыл бұрын

    she says so many funny things you really have to pay close attention to keep up....love it

  • @leek964
    @leek9642 жыл бұрын

    19:48 - the exchange between Cunk and the historian is hilarious. "Matthew Hopkins - he went to my school!"

  • @ewenrd5571
    @ewenrd5571 Жыл бұрын

    She's a genius 😆 "a building so impressive it has to be accompanied by harpsichord music" I love it

  • @PandemoniumMeltDown

    @PandemoniumMeltDown

    Жыл бұрын

    😂

  • @richardhausig9493
    @richardhausig949310 ай бұрын

    I can't stop watching this woman!!!

  • @lucyhartnett
    @lucyhartnett11 ай бұрын

    Diane Morgan is one of the funniest people ive seen in forever

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