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0:30 some of the newer crosswalks are strips of plastic that are installed through the usage of a propane torch that they used to heat up the asphalt, then they stick the plastic strip down and then heat up the strip to melt it into the asphalt, then they should sprinkle glass beads to make it retroreflective.
@gimok2k5
5 ай бұрын
Given it's yellow, it might also be a temporary one for a construction site (that's how temp markings are colored here in Germany, at least), and hence has to be removable to begin with.
@AIHumanEquality
5 ай бұрын
That just straight up sounds like the definition of a dumb American idea.
@Unknown22539
5 ай бұрын
or its california@@gimok2k5
@TylerFurrison
5 ай бұрын
It also could be retro reflective to begin with
@charlieschuder9976
5 ай бұрын
There was an intersection I used to cross every day that had a bike box that got wadded up...up until that point I'd always thought they were painted like the lines.
1:30 they've got the beginnings of a foon, the nemesis of the spork
@soup4219
5 ай бұрын
i think you're mistaken, thats clearly an undersized spatula
@LowQualityPillow
5 ай бұрын
This is a holed foon, a regular foon would not have any holes, as that is an attribute meant only for forks and sporks. Foons however have no holes but aren’t round either.
@krisdreemurr112
5 ай бұрын
it's definitely a miniature slotted spoon
@SmokeyQ_1
5 ай бұрын
Fork’nt
@Nobodyhere-cw1jm
5 ай бұрын
(Optional, but plz read in a 90's-ish commercial voice and pause for a half to quarter second at each comma, except for during the yelling. Thank you for your time loyal customers) I have an idea that takes a fork, knife, and spoon, and melds their bodies into a hideous, but surprisingly useful eating utensil. There's a spork at the front, and the knife, is on the other end with a blade on each side-one for cutting and peeling, one for chopping and stabbing, all modified to still be able to spread things like butter across toast. It's hideous, it's sharp nearly everywhere you touch it! And the "best" part of all, it's called the sporknifork? Sporfnik? Spoonknifork? Eh, no one'll be able to pronounce it the intended way anyways. Why care what the name even is? I CAN BARELY PRONOUNCE THIS THING'S NAME!
For those confused about the black-eyed peas on New Years (including Fearless Leader): Eating black-eyed peas, preferably with ham and collard or turnip greens, on NYE is supposed to be good luck for the following year.
@fredskull1618
5 ай бұрын
🎵I got a feelin… that tonight’s gonna be a black beans night 🎵
@UpperCumberlandGamers
5 ай бұрын
Here in the south in middle Tennessee it's the same, but we use Hogs Jowl.
@on2.2
5 ай бұрын
interesting
@awesomeocelot7475
5 ай бұрын
For my father and stepmother it’s lentils as well as black eyed peas.
@awesomeocelot7475
5 ай бұрын
Never heard of it either ham or greens though.
That bathroom one at 11:50 is even worse when you realize it's in a HANDICAP STALL. Meaning the handicapped individuals who HAVE to use that stall have to somehow get the toilet paper without getting up.
@AstroAbstraction
4 ай бұрын
that is nowhere near large enough for a handicap stall.
@merilynnshark6144
4 ай бұрын
@@AstroAbstractionYou can tell it's a handicap stall because of the metal beams on the walls. They're meant to help handicap people get on and off the toilet
@TheTrueBatBrain
4 ай бұрын
@@AstroAbstraction If they put the toilet paper that far away do you think they care about the stall being the right size?
2:07 It's some tradition that if you eat black eyed peas on New Year's, it's supposed to give you good luck for the whole year. I eat them because I like them with some greens, ham, and cornbread
@BahKnee
5 ай бұрын
I never had a year go well after eating them, so now I'll eat them on any day BUT New Year's.
@Alexa-Raine
5 ай бұрын
Yeah, my mother also brainwashed me with this. It should require a license to have kids. 🤦♀️
@ZeroGhost6653
4 ай бұрын
Southern traditions everybody
13:32, kids are supposed to fill in the missing letters in order to complete the alphabet. The letters that were already there were out of order, leading to kids being confused
@Vinemaple
4 ай бұрын
Also, not quite enough boxes for the whole alphabet
@totallyhumanhades
Ай бұрын
It could be for a different language across two pages, like in polish between a and b theres ą
4:51 in most cases pepper/salt and water are not counted in "number of ingredients" even they technically of course ARE ingredients.
@Sophie-bf6zd
5 ай бұрын
This is what I thought, a lot of those ingredients 99% of people already have, I get that the name is technically misleading but there’s no other good way to put it - ‘recipes where you only need to buy 5 or less ingredients that aren’t already in your cupboard’ doesn’t flow quite as well
@ogmonstercock
5 ай бұрын
Thank you
@Ryanthusar
5 ай бұрын
Salt and pepper are also seen as seasonings/condiments, not food items.
@utamari
5 ай бұрын
Could just call it “Meals on a budget, less than 10 ingredients and seasonings”
@mavadelo
5 ай бұрын
@@utamari I agree, but this is similar to the "tiktok life hacks" idea, the title needs to be "catchy" I guess. just like " PRO CHEFS USE THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK" and it is about putting your eggs in cold water after boiling.
Can yall pls go back to putting the subreddit in the title please? It's a lot harder to find the good videos.
@coolDude-sx6we
2 ай бұрын
They can’t KZread labels any video with R/ in the title as spam
@vacuumperson
2 ай бұрын
@@coolDude-sx6wetf you mean as “spam”?
@coolDude-sx6we
2 ай бұрын
If you have R/ in the title of your videos KZread Will think it is spam So it will be demonetized
@travelsizedarchie
2 ай бұрын
@@coolDude-sx6weyoutube does not have a spam detection system for videos, especially not one that demonetized reddit content 😭
@ElsmorePlayz
Ай бұрын
@@coolDude-sx6weI believe the reason for this is because KZread uses bots to moderate video
0:26 There's a bowl of soup I buy, and I swear to the gods above, I have to do this to open it. No matter how hard I try, no matter who I give it to, it can never be opened with the stupid pull tab. I have to get scissors and stab it to get it opened, so I'm with the flight attendant on this 😭 especially when you're tired and done, if some inanimate object is being a brat, you just do what you gotta do and sometimes, that involves stabbing and going feral with opening something that refuses to cooperate.
@mattwhaley1865
5 ай бұрын
The chow mein ones that come in rectangular black plastic bowls? Cause if so I thought I had those issues but weirdly enough only from certain stores. (King soopers had more issues vs Walmart and Safeway.
@charlieschuder9976
5 ай бұрын
There was a brand of beer I used to drink where the pull tabs would always snap off, to the point where I just started using a can-opener and drinking out of them like a mug...which...worked pretty well, actually.
2:14 Black-eyed peas are often eaten on New Year's for good luck. My family does it every year including this one.
I like that the "fork" being washed implies the notion that it was used for god knows what.
@DraconicDuelist
5 ай бұрын
Mixing? Mashing?
2:19 I always just say "solvem-prolved" The context is when something is "fixed in a strange or unusual way
1:59 My family does this too. Black eyed peas and ham as the first dinner of the new year is a tradition that's supposed to promote good luck for the year.
For those curious, 3:16 is especially egregious because that is $500 collectible
@charlieschuder9976
5 ай бұрын
Now selling on eBay for $10k!
13:25 The A and B are spaced apart, but they are supposed to be together. Its set in the theme of the (english) alphabet.
0:57 SEEING TURKISH WRITING WAS SUCH A JUMPSCARE OMG also i guess seeing double Bs are not as uncommon as i thought bc me and my class also got a few of these
another video with the full Robin-experience. simple narrations are a relic of the past. nowadays Robin poses in multiple ways to improve his narration. and one final day he might even sit in your chair, narrating memes to you until you fall asleep (so he can move on to the next gig).
@shadowofthemoon3104
5 ай бұрын
I'd hire him. We can rage together.
At 12:05 I'm very surprised to see a Pump It Up stomp panel cracked like that. I'm an arcade mechanic and seeing that cracked like that tells me whoever is running that arcade isn't too well to uphold their games.
To be fair to the 5 ingredient recipes common seasonings and water typically don't count. "Three ingredient cocktails" never consider simple syrup or ice to be an ingredient either.
1:57 in poland there is market called biedronka its known for using palletes for not only blocking emergency doors but for making labirynth inside
Seeing one of these be of a defect in a CSM _Kamen Rider 555_ product is kinda surreal for me, as I’m currently binging that exact season of _Kamen Rider._
10:58 that’s actually just how it be. Items are packed by category
2:12 Ham and black Eyed Peas are a traditional meal served on New Year's day in the south, especially around Louisiana.
0:43 that happened to me but Five Guys. I went back and as soon as I walked in the doors they were like "oh good you came back". Already had my new burger made for me, and gave me a free extra order of fries on top of the order I already had gotten.
You are correct that "less" should be swapped with "fewer". The former is used for uncountable nouns while the latter is used for countable nouns. "Ingredients" is countable, as only countable nouns have both singular and plural forms.
@Fetidaf
5 ай бұрын
Any noun is countable with the correct equipment and a little determination.
10:52 Seasons don't fear the reaper
@OmniscientWarrior
5 ай бұрын
But they failed the final countdown
@TEW58_De_Bluey
5 ай бұрын
@@OmniscientWarrior yeah shot through the heart and their to blame.
With the B's, in the exam question there is an extra B where the D should be (the B that is inside the circle)
@meoqtx
5 ай бұрын
it's in turkish and it says "which one is wrong" so it's false.
@Ent229
5 ай бұрын
I don't know turkish, so I am guessing. I think it is asking about the size of various sets? s(A) = elements in set A. s(AUB) = the size of the union = unique elements in either A or B s(AnB) = the size of the intersection = elements that are in A and are in B Combined with your translation of the question, I think s(AnB) = 0 so 'D' is false and thus the correct answer.
@zeyre5136
5 ай бұрын
@@meoqtx Was Seriously in Turkish!? So someone was just a karma whore with that post
@sylverscale
5 ай бұрын
The lettering for the answers is just wrong. There are answers A) B) B) C) It's not about the actual answers (That wasn't for you, OP - I know that's what you said, too. 😉)
@meoqtx
5 ай бұрын
Bro you guys don't even know the question. The question to english: A = {Dividant of 18's natural numerals} B = {3's small positive integer multiple smaller than 20} What about the A and B clusters given above is wrong? A) s(A) = 6 B) s(B) = 6 C) s(AUB) = 12 B) s(ANB) = 4 The joke is that there are 2 options B's which means the question is faulty Now let's solve it A) s(A) = 6 True because the divisors of 18 are 1, 2, 3, 6, 9, and 18. B) s(B) = 6 False because the small positive integer multiples of 3 below 20 are 3, 6, 9, 12, 15, and 18, so s(B) = 6. C) s(AUB) = 12 True as AUB represents the union of sets A and B, including all unique elements, which are 1, 2, 3, 6, 9, 12, 15, and 18. D) s(ANB) = 4 True, because the common elements between A and B are 3, 6, 9, and 18. the only incorrect statement is B) s(B) = 6 DONE. THIS SIMPLE.
Chef here, I can confirm, water, salt, pepper and other stuff like oil are considered fundamentals in the kitchen and thus either not counted as listed ingridient or sometimes not even mentioned in the list. It'll only say later in the description: Add salt and pepper.
5:19 Apparently this has been done intentionally. It is or rather was a thing in Munich. This radio station (which is what is being advertised) went and said, whoever sees their add upside down like on this advertising column should remember where exectly they saw it and call them at a specific time, and you would get 1000€. (Das Gewinnspiel ist aber leider schon vorbei.) There is also another radio station in Stuttgart that also advertises with upside down posters but recognizing that they're upside down there doesn't get you anything. They're just supposed to get your attention.
3:15 The extra crappy thing about this is that the description says it's a CSM Kamen Rider Faiz toy, which is one of the more premium versions of what they sell. So this was going for at least $300+ just to not be able to power it at all.
@Vinemaple
4 ай бұрын
It's an extra special rare version
Day 8 of guessing the editor. 0:06 Snappy movement at an obtuse angle and the video started with EmKay's classic music. Samuel Collins. Final statement: Got it!
2:33 Both problem fixed and problem solved sound okay to me.
14:40 As a finn I can confirm that those flags have been placed incorrectly.
4:05 - Things like salt and pepper are often not classified as ingredients due to them being more a seasoning/condiment, so the only things that get counted as ingredients are the actual food items.
@Fetidaf
5 ай бұрын
I’m also not sure I would count the thing itself as an ingredient per se either… Like herb crusted chicken, I think it’d be fine to not have “chicken” as an ingredient. But I’ve cooked not ramen or something canned like 12 times in my life so wtf do I know
@MushroomMayhem
5 ай бұрын
Came here to say it
@MushroomMayhem
5 ай бұрын
@@Fetidafchicken is most definitely an ingredient lol
12:16 professional pixel artist here, when we have to use 3x5 text, all Ns and Ms end up looking like Hs
@JamesTDG
5 ай бұрын
*Ws, not Ns, the Ns look like tall ns
8:20 The price is probably in some Peso(it's in Spanish and uses the $ sign). You can also see that it is written in Spanish.
@forzaguy1252
5 ай бұрын
S&R is a Filipino store so its like 30 bucks
@alaindanielherrera1199
5 ай бұрын
@@forzaguy1252 Thanks, I didn't know.
6:20 The field is probably hidden due to a rogue script or not getting unhidden. You can force it to show by going into the F12 (developer) menu, select element, an entry in the form and between the and tags, there would be a tag that has . Removing the hidden from the tag by double clicking it and backing it out would show the element.
Poop knife is a “ knife “ kept in the restroom., if you need to break/cut the 💩so it will flush
3:40 thats romex, not some cable plugged in to an outlet and is hardwired into a box (hopefully) somewhere. The problem is that is illegal as hell as romex is only allowed to be exposed unless in a crawl space or attic.
13:45 no no, I have this exact figure and those are surprisingly the right arms.
4:48 I feel like they're maybe not counting water and spices as ingredients, and I'd argue that's valid.
1:27 That's just a masher now. Could also work as a unique slicer if you want spaghetti-shaped slices. Better than just throwing it out or buying other utensils that this botched fork could fulfill the purpose of just the same.
Dude, what music are they going to play with the scythe microphone? Come on man... Death metal!
13:38 Looks like a real-life Sid from Toy story made the Dinosaur, Lol
black eyed pea hog jowl and collards are for NewYears as a traditional meal that is supposed to give you good luck good health and money in the upcoming year
5:14 Water, Salt, Sugar, Black Pepper, Cooking oil should not be counted as "Ingredients". These are cooking essentials. Just like a cooking pot & source of heat.
12:45 When someone tells you can name your son the king of Asgard, but you're more concerned with the fact they put the name Frank there. To be honest... if you wanted to be really authentic... (as far as I know) then Wothnaz would be the correct name to use which sounds like it could be male or female... so... odin approved.
Robin there was no option D, just 2 B’s!
@charlieschuder9976
5 ай бұрын
To be fair, I prefer Double B's. D's are just too much.
@fredskull1618
5 ай бұрын
@@charlieschuder9976 B’s or D’s, it’s all good to me
@OmniscientWarrior
5 ай бұрын
Would double b be a c or would it be a d? Double d are technically e, so I'd think it would be a c. But what if it meant two sets of b, then it would be adding the sizes together. But then again, double a is smaller than a. So when do we change it from additive to subtractive? Is the middle muplicative? @@charlieschuder9976
...I now possess a desire to have twins, solely to name them 'Odin' and 'Chick Fil-A' and watch the chaos ensue.
Regarding the cook book , perhaps they are not adding condiments and spices? a lot of people don't choose those as direct ingredients but very important
Eating black-eyed peas on New years Day is supposed to be good luck.
1:38 this is forkn't
2:00 I haven't a clue if people anywhere else dose this, but some older fashion families in southern states (Oklahoma and Texas being two of which I know of) have a tradition of eating black eyed peas for New Years and claim you'll have bad luck in the year ahead if you don't.
2:13 It's a tradition in the Southern US to eat black-eyed peas, cabbage/collared greens, ham, and cornbread on New Year's for good luck, health, and fortune (the food isn't going to do all those things obviously, but it's still a fun tradition. And it's pretty tasty too!)
0:29 those are temporary crosswalks that are like tarmac on tape that you heat up to stick to the tarmac surface but are also easily removable.
8:33 Yeah it's $26 S&R is like costco here.
0:55 wouldve done something like this if the question said "circle the wrong one"
The best boy name by far, "Chick-Fil-A"
@lazypatatoto
5 ай бұрын
very vintage
@charlieschuder9976
5 ай бұрын
@@lazypatatoto I mean, it's from the 40's. Like Finius or Esther, I can't remember the last time I met a Chic-Fil-A.
@OmniscientWarrior
5 ай бұрын
I would say that we need to bring back Black Dynamite, but then everyone will use it and it will become an overly popular name.
@lazypatatoto
5 ай бұрын
ok
@gamezboi_
5 ай бұрын
@@lazypatatoto ok
This is just me doing a web search so I could be wrong, but I believe the S&R retailer from 8:49 is in the Philippines, at which point 1,499 Philippine Pesos is equal to about... 26 US bucks.
0:05 fr, sometimes they seem to use literally superglue at those factories, making it impossible to open without ripping the coverage
That newly paved road was probably done by the same crew that "Repaves" after utility work that only F's up a small section of the road around my town. They recently redid a bunch of crosswalks around here, probably to bring them up to current ADA standards although you'd need detailed before and after pictures to even spot the difference. In doing so they had to cut out the whole bike lane at every crosswalk to redo the cement and then patch the pavement afterwords. EVERY, SINGLE, ONE of those patches was uneven from day one and most turned into giant pot holes you could loose a bike down withen a month. Several of those have had the potholes fixed more than once.
15:20 OP clearly diddn't realize that there were letters missing, as they said there were some "extra" letters, which means the employee was just dumb. If there was a good reason, then it may not be the employee's fault. Since I'm assuming this is "you had one job", then the distinction IS important.
I love the new style of editing~ we need the editor’s reactions to all of these too
A tradition in some places is to eat a specific meal on New Years for good luck. That meal is Corned Beef, Cabbage, and Black Eyed Peas.
for the five ingredients one, I can actually explain that. A lot of the time they don't count water, as Robin said, but they also don't count seasoning as a true ingredient, things like salt, pepper, or herbs.
Roast Chicken Flavor is the very best cup noodles. It's really annoying that you can't get it in the affordable packs, it's only available in the cups.
4:15 - I mean, one of the ingreidents is water. People usually don't count the ingredients if they're easily had at home, like the black pepper as well. This person is just being picky.
I feel like salt and pepper go with water as far as 'shouldn't count as an ingredient'. That USB sign is probably just "plug your USB charger here" too, since you're not really supposed to plug into random USB ports because of the chance of shenanigans with plugging a data cable into unknown holes.
Hearing “Deadly crash is fine” was funny by itself, but seeing it was an actual news post made me laugh for like a solid 5 seconds 😂😂😂
at 2:16, I recently learned that there is a meal in the US south commonly consumed during new years that contains rice and black eyed peas. i think it's called hoppin' john and as leftovers, skippin' jenny. it could totally not be the reason but it's still a possibility.
8:43 its in Philippine pesos, its like 30 bucks
10:42 Bad Apple
hello, this is very reandom but today is my bday. ive been watch emkay for a while and grown a soft spot for you guys. just wanted to let you know you guys are doing an awesome job.
3:05 I wonder whether they've just attached the door wrong or did they mess up the entire column arrangement (idk how they assemble these), because if the columns are switched then the app probably shows wrong door too... Also for context, because I've heard these aren't a thing in some places, this is a package collection spot. The deliveryman puts packages in this "locker" and to get your package out you either type in your phone number and code you've received or you open it using the dedicated app. If you use the second method, the app tells you which exact door will open (in case there is more than one person opening at the same time)
A locker in my school was put directly next to a doorway (giant brick pillar to the left, other lockers to right)
7:01 It's Clefairy!
The noodle cup could be because of the packaging. Some varieties are harder to open and will go all over the place if you manage to get it open using the tab.
4:02 Have you noticed that the ones that are more than 5 ingredients either have water or salt and pepper as ingredients? It's funny how they don't consider basic seasoning as ingredients.
13:58 don't look up the Gympie-Gympie plant nor the story of a WW2 soldier that cleaned himself with it during a training mission in Austrailia
with regard to the first one, the standards of food packaging design and manufacturing have really gone down the shitter in the last few years it's now very common for lids to have a tear-to-open tab that doesn't work at all, and just comes off without moving the lid at all when you try to tear it, forcing you to open it with a knife, unless you want to spend 30 minutes trying to part the lid from the rim of the container and making a huge mess of plastic or foil the most likely explanation is that the lids have been made thinner, but the temperature of induction sealing has not been reduced to accommodate this, which means the lids get welded to the container
I recently bought a new microwave & "start" is in red, "stop" in green. I'm annoyed daily.
@_Dark222Angel_
5 ай бұрын
same except start is red, stop is blue....very annoying
@OmniscientWarrior
5 ай бұрын
On the PlayStation controller, the o was supposed to be accept and the x was deny or go back. Some games are like that, most are Japanese.
0:43 Had that happen to me at a Maccas (I'm Australian btw). It was some years ago so I can't remember the details but I didn't get a meat patty either, just the buns and sauce. Did manage to get a free burger when I told the servers though 😂
5:20 no, that's installed either for australians in other countries or for tourists in australia.
I remember seeing a cooking show where the lady was like "this wonderful recipe comes together with only 4 ingredients" and i counted and there were 9 ingredients
I actually almost did attempt that short term for noodles, but realized my potential mistake before it happened
The new year’s superstition of black eyed peas is to bring good health; eating collard greens, spinach, or something green is suppose to bring wealth.
9:28 I'm also 90% sure that those tanks are American M1A1 Abrams tanks, could be that they are trying to keep it uniform but that's where my mind went first.
"5 ingredients or less" might not be counting the water, salt, or pepper, since you are nearly 100% likely to already have it.
2:13 In some areas of the US, you eat pork flavored black eyed peas or Hoppin John on New Years to bring good luck (wealth) in the new year
The post with the hair dryer around 8:40 is from the Philippines, that hair dryer comes to about 27 USD
0:45 I can top that. I had the opposite happen...Mcdoubles only meat, cheese, and mustard...THEY FORGOT THE BUN!!!
12:33 noooo because my cousins name is Everest and that was my exact reaction to his name. 😂
Thank you for adding the subreddits back to the thumbnails
As someone who use to eat ramen cups on a daily basis like a religion in my youth, removing the paper lid from the cup always ends up in failure
HA I'm not the only one that was oblivious to the black eyed pea thing on new years. I didn't know about that tradition until I started working in a grocery store as a frozen lead and was asked to make sure we had plenty of black eyed peas for new years.. I was so lost until I googled it.
14:40 As a Finn, I can confirm that the bottom is infact Finnish It seems to be an anti-corrosion substance applied to water. In other words, a Water Softener
Thank you for putting the subreddit name in the thumbnail!!
How the hell did they fuck up a crosswalk that bad?!
10:41 Death metal. Emo. Goth.
Not sure why but my immediate thought when I heard "wipe with the wrong thing" I imagined accidentally wiping with a venomous snake and I was like "yeah, that would be terrible" then you mentioned poison ivy and I was like "oh yeah that too haha" 😅😂
@charlieschuder9976
5 ай бұрын
He was talking about using somebody else's poop knife. Disgusting!