3:50 Legoland policy is to not let adults in without a child accompanying them. Which, is great in all, but I don't know why they haven't done adult nights so that child-free adults can enjoy the park, or parents can enjoy the park without their kids.

@ForgottenPixelz

5 ай бұрын

Actually, at least in the UK, the requirement to bring a child is reserved to Legoland Discovery Centres and those do have adult nights. You don't, however, need a child to go to the Legoland Theme Parks.

@joshportal2808

5 ай бұрын

On the East Coast in America, 2 LegoLand places did Adult night. All 12 local churches complain and a sex ring conspiracy was created while nothing actually happened. They have not had an adult night since. I was at the second one before they stopped the event. It was mostly people ages 25 to 35. They had local beer and were sold in Lego style cups. Lego wants to bring it back because each Adult night most people spend at least $100 and usually purchase most of the sets in store. Each event the Adult sets were 50% off except sets over $400. I purchased a few Bonsai trees for friends. The problem was people from the local churches kept calling the police or a bomb threat or Swat forces or come to the event themselves armed to the teeth. The closest church is 3 miles from this Lego amusement park place which is inside a mall. A dying Mall mind you.

@thatradfailure5197

5 ай бұрын

​@joshportal2808 Was this reported on? I gotta look this up. I know how churches are here but like. I somehow still have my standards set to be amazed by these sorts of things

@GmNdWtchr96

5 ай бұрын

​@@joshportal2808Religion ruins everything again.

@BlueBlur24

5 ай бұрын

@@joshportal2808 Something tells me the pastors of those churches want to use that place to find and abuse kids.

The “public restroom rules” sign had me wheezing; reminds me of a former employer’s bathroom where the toilet was the cleanest thing there.

"Tiny grass is dreaming." Where is that sign in real life?

@blue_staf4563

5 ай бұрын

where the tiny grass is

@gobeldigoo

5 ай бұрын

@@blue_staf4563 Best answer I could have hoped for

@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi

5 ай бұрын

Probably near tiny grass.

@valentinhalau3396

5 ай бұрын

the dreamworld

@deanduffy4722

5 ай бұрын

No

It's funny how the Japanese sign has more... poetic of a feeling to the translation than the original. It's not even wrong, it's just very liberally translated!

@15cola

5 ай бұрын

translation is such an art! i remember seeing an image of a hairpin returned from a japanese dry cleaner with an attached note where the english translation read something along the lines of “the following items were found enclosed within your clothing. we are delighted to return them to you,” with an entire twitter thread about the miniscule choices that were made in translation to deliver such a heartfelt tone. i know this is probably getting too serious for a silly comment but i love how translation is as much prose/creative writing as it is just trying to convey a meaning

@simoanblarke

5 ай бұрын

@@15cola absolutely agree! now that i finally understand a truckload of the original signs and notes and can compare them to the translation, the translation often takes the cake in terms of word choice. it is an art indeed. (and then there's my folder full of pictures with machine translation, typos, or "well Taro-san learnt English for a year in Africa, let's ask him translate this" stuff. i love that so many restaurants serve grass wine.)

@Lorekeeper49

5 ай бұрын

The translation doesn't even say thank you though like the original text does

@simoanblarke

5 ай бұрын

@@Lorekeeper49 it says "thank you for using the toilet in a clean way", in a kind of passive-aggressive manner. it literally says "thank you", but in this sense it is not a bad idea to omit that.

@Lorekeeper49

5 ай бұрын

@@simoanblarke Well I am still a beginner at Japanese, I can't even read Kanji so I thought I'd be way off

16:38 I think this may be about so-called "suicide connectors" which are a really bad way to hook up a portable generator to a home

@sammieegoldwand

5 ай бұрын

or as Lexi would call it, a Jesus Cable

@WackoMcGoose

5 ай бұрын

_I heard there was a secret cord_ _You plug it in_ _And you meet the Lord_

@CaTastrophy427

5 ай бұрын

@@WackoMcGoose _'cause you don't really care for nooses do ya'?_

@calcutt4

5 ай бұрын

I remember watching a backyard scientist video where he plugged stuff in with one of those cables

@sammieegoldwand

5 ай бұрын

​@@calcutt4 I think I watched that video too. Man has no self preservation skills /lighthearted

16:37 that bad boy is refered to as a jesus cable. It will in fact upload your soul straight to god, while turning you into a kentucky fried human.

10:19 these coyotes really be holding signs that say " *UH OH* "

9:20 Huge missed opportunity to refer to the projectile as a Ha-poo-ken.

"It's not a disability, its a special ability! And thats why they get no disability benefits." I hate how real this is, though. 😭😭

the chipi chipi chapa chapa was amazing

@MCAlexisYT

5 ай бұрын

the _WHAT_

@50_Caliber_Sniper_Rifle

5 ай бұрын

@@MCAlexisYT the cat dancing to chipi chipi chapa chapa

@MathTextbook1

5 ай бұрын

Dubi dubi, daba daba

3:35 this reminds me of a story my father once told me, when he and group of his friends stumbled upon a sign somehwere in netherlands saying: "deadly dose of alcohol is between 0.08%-0.06% (does not affect poles and russians")

@el-nathan

5 ай бұрын

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Those videos in Dark Mode are definitely a thing! My eyes appreciate you all!

@googelman

5 ай бұрын

it looks weird because im used to the bright beige background

I LIVE NEAR THE MYSTERY HOLE

Fun fact! @14:22 the text on the lowest sign reads "pihaan jätetyt pyörät poistetaan viikottain" which translates to "bicycles left in the yard will be removed weekly". The blue sign says "alueella kamera valvonta" which means "CCTV in use in this area".

@eniaolivia

5 ай бұрын

Suomi mainittu

@Anopano3000

5 ай бұрын

@@eniaolivia torilla tavataan

16:34 a cord with two male ends Will Most Likely Explode (or at least cause fires/electrical dangers). a lot of hardware stores have to put these type signs up around christmas bc people will want them to string up their christmas lights easier

I swear every time someone references that chippy chippy chapa chappa trend I'm having criminal toughts, it's everywhere and it stays in my head I can't take it anymore. Why EmKay WHY ?💀

@Colossatron165

5 ай бұрын

Hehehehe... Chipi chipi chapa chapa Dubi dubi daba daba Something something boom boom boom

The narration of the bathroom sign was just the thing i needed for a full-on belly laugh 😅

the chipichipi got me

the boogie man is coming for you jack

16:30 M/M extension cords kill people every year. You either touch the energized M end when plugging it in, or you backfeed a generator to a house without cutting it from the power lines, backfeeding voltage and killing a line worker.

1:25 "Slüt" is swedish for "finished" xD It's pronounced /slʉt/

13:24 why has no one said anything about the Gouda mount of cheese puns? In all seriousness, that wasn’t bad at all

I would never think an in emkay video i would see the chipi chipi chapa chapa cat

12:41 That's an interesting way to get peoples attention

16:22 a month or so ago I saw a post of this guy who kept getting bullied by his neighbours so he started making his rubbish bags look like corpses, they never bothered him again.

one of the emkay videos of all time

@user-qp9pu1xi4k

5 ай бұрын

yes

“Rimmed by passionate people” They knew what they were doing!

9:38 Hello SCP-666-1/2-J. How's the family?

I would kill to hear Jay narrate all of my stupid life moments. I dont know why i just feel like he'd be absolutely perfect for it 🤔

Day 2 of guessing the editor. 0:09 It has to be Kenny. Final statement: I'm good at this.

One tequila T̸w̴o̷ ̶t̸e̶q̸u̶i̵l̷a̸s̴ T̸̞̍h̸̲̓r̸͙̀e̵̱̅ȅ̸͍ ̷̞̒t̴̜̓e̶͔͑q̴̱͋ů̷͎i̷̺̇l̴̯͗a̴̗̕š̸̤ F̶̩̮̭͊̓͝l̷̘̬̲̃͘͠ȯ̸̫ọ̶̬̒́̈́r̴̛̗̅

17:32 ironically it’s in a “smart city” named after a flower…

@spicydevilartz

5 ай бұрын

Wait is it actually? I live a few towns over from that place and didn’t know this

Chipi Chipi Chapa Chapa Dubi Dubi Daba Da... *NOOOOOOOOOOO LEAVE MY HEAD!!!*

Some of these signs, like the first golf one of falling cow one, are because they have happened before.

Robin being the lifeguard at the end was amazing :D

16:27 Seriously, I've actually had to put up a sign like this where I work because people can't string up Christmas lights correctly...on the other hand it will make your tree glow. And on another other hand, great way to cook hot dogs...

6:42 This is actually the normal kind of signs you see in the Philippines. I am actually assuming this is in the Philippines. The reason is this ongoing theory that all beggars belong to the mafia and you're actually funding the mafia. It's also against the law to give money to beggars in the Philippines so theres that as well

@ecksdee6700

5 ай бұрын

it's in Malaysia and there is those sort of beggars too here

Why did Emkay's titles change so they don't tell us which which subreddit they are about?

@nikitatavernitilitvynova

5 ай бұрын

Technically they write it in the description box. But yes it's very startling as I have no idea what I'm watching. So I read the description first.

@blueyoshi8517

5 ай бұрын

clickbait

@Artificer_

5 ай бұрын

honestly i feel like Emkay's been getting worse over time :(

@turtlesandwich77

5 ай бұрын

​@@Artificer_ sadly its probably just a case of adapting to what the Algorithm wants, or fade into obscurity. Since a fair few people probably earn some money off this channel, I doubt they want to LET the channel fade. And I've heard of a similar channel (WaveTitan) getting shut down with ALL videos removed due to the titles just being "such-and-such compilation #7, #8, #9" and so on. Repetitive content or something, and they just got rid of the whole thing.

@JayMick

5 ай бұрын

Turtlesandwich is on the money, same as to why we hardly do intros or outros anymore. Sooooo many people just clicked off or skipped through them, so we stopped doing them. Currently it's now more successful with the algorithm to have vague titles about the thumbnail than listing a particular subreddit. Even my own channel has taken a monetary hit since last year (dropped from $11 per thousand to $5 per thousand) so it's naturally that our team here at Emkay will adapt to whatever we can to keep affording to run this channel lol

I immediately thought of "Hapooken" rather than kamehamepoo. 😅

3:08 I believe in German they're called Dreiviertelhosen. (Or at least my Grandma calls them like this)

Robin is the lifeguard 😂

10:21 Coyote chasing a bird that says "Meep Meep"

The sign with the double male end power cables is referring to trying to plug your generator into an outlet when your power is off to power your home in case of outage. It kind of works, but it's incredibly dangerous.

In America dead wife gets buried in golf course.

6:40 No, this is about proffesional beggars, who don't NEED to beg, but do it anyways as a job.

the tiny grass is dreaming sign couldve easily been dreaming of the fanart.

Why is the thumbnail guy part coffee mug

5:42 That vet clinic always has something weird/funny on their sign and I love it one time it was something about fixing your humans I think

2:56 as soon as the “honk 4 whites” sign came up one of the cars in my apartment’s parking lot went off.

0:23 bro chipi-chipi-rolled us

@webkinzlover

2 ай бұрын

BRO STOP BEING A 2 YEAR OLD

@user-ot4wp4mz6l

2 ай бұрын

@@webkinzlover BRO IM 11

@White_Anchor

21 күн бұрын

@@user-ot4wp4mz6ldamn made it even worse

its always better to not think about him roleplaying with himself in the recording and hoping that the editor will do something funny with it

I mcFucking lost it at the grass dreaming XD

That Zeb one made me instantly picture Zeb from Star Wars Rebels throwing stuff. Tbh the sign is probably pretty accurate for him, too!

The beware of drunks one at 14:23 makes perfect sense. It does look like Finland afterall.

@S3lkie-Gutz

5 ай бұрын

After they come back from Estonia to avoid alcohol tariffs

@whyjnot420

5 ай бұрын

@@S3lkie-Gutz In the height of summer.

7:32 This is not the first sign I've seen with this text. In a literal sense, the sign is true. However, the kind of person to phrase it that way and put it on a sign is invariably the kind of person toward whom the statement should be directed.

14:01 This is not true, they don't digest themselves.

12:22 Am I the only one that feels like the sign has been edited?

@cillianennis9921

5 ай бұрын

Yeah I think they added the I am coming thing two extra times to make it look funnier. Can see an artifact.

My mom is apparently a firm believer of those five conversation/argument rules. Just replace the word “fine” with “enough.”

6:50 That gross looking restaurant with the price signs should also understand that it'll never get tips. Giving money to beggars is gullibility after all.

@FakeSchrodingersCat

5 ай бұрын

Since it was probably the owner rather then the waitstaff who put up the signs they probably don't care if no one tips their staff.

5:45 What prepares for adults?

🎵I love goat cheese🎶 🎶give me cookies🎵 🎵they gave us gonorrhoea🎶

14:22 Probably the most useful road sign I've seen in Finland.

Jack Singing Bits 1:59 Larry L Archie 12:27 Burger King 13:23 Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of Cheese)

I'm from galax, a town crammed between Carrol county and Grayson county, and I live on the Carrol side. I've never seen that sign

"Of all the options, you HAD to choose PINK." They could have chosen brown instead.

no, the double sided connector thing is deadly, and its so stupid

7:51 Dang, when am I gonna download my music? 🙁

17:26 Wth is going on with the last dude's head? Whyyy is it so much bigger than the rest of his body??? The people/person who made this, the person/people who approved this, and then the person/people who put the sign up...they all knew....and said NOTHING.

9:38 surprise Sir Pentious voice 🤣 Like I’m sure that wasn’t the goal but that was all I could hear LOL

"MYSTERY HOLE" just makes me think of Mystery Flesh Pit National Park.

Could you please put the subreddit name in the title of the video again?

9:21 missed the chance to say 'Hadookie'

those double ended plugs are requested by people who tried to rig up Christmas lights but didn't plan it out well

9:21 I would have gone with "haPOOken!"

9:22 Well, there goes my plans for tomorrow

@2:45 The lady in the ad display looks like she's watching for fools who ignore the sign 😂

0:30 the fact that this was such a big issue that they had to put up a sign.

SSSSSHHHHH you'll wake up the tiny grass...

Reminds me of a sign I saw in a small zoo in Belarus which roughly said "Do not feed the animals, fine - your fingers."

9:20 um actually it’s a hai-poo-ken

16:32 Ah yes. That one is simply called "death."

I legit laught for 2 minutes for the balls joke

Of course that is nit a body, it’s a corpse

i love this new editor

YEAH! MORE REPEATED REPOSTS OF REPEATED REPEATED REPOSTS REPEATED! YEAH!

4:04 it's funny because the airport authority of India apparently tried to translate "eating on the floor is strictly prohibited" 😂

Ah man, I tested the "vote on our son" website. Sadly seems they moved onto another gag, a doorknob tester. I wonder why they kept the same website address.

@el-nathan

5 ай бұрын

same here rip

17:33 I actually live near that town, like it’s a 14 minute drive and it’s actually pretty nice For those who don’t know it’s a town in Dorset which is located along the bottom of the uk

Fire thumbnail

1:44 just don’t let them pick your other pocket 😂

Aye that's my Breaking Bad meme! Sweet

we now need to make trains read

17:15 For some reason they pasted the head of the guy in the blue shirt onto the body of the guy on the bottom right, causing both the skin tone and art style to be mismatched, and as a final touch, the proportions would probably have been slightly off already but they went ahead and scaled it up even more

16:29 I feel like that's just a tripwire.

3:15 The audacity of this joke.

Can you imagine if someone made an actual cemetery that was also a mini-golf course?😂

Just realized I accidentally partially blinded myself...

16:32 those things just catch fire

Can we go back to the classic titles?

@REALITYSANILLUSION

5 ай бұрын

I would like that, also, are they using a dark theme or is it just my KZread?-

@blue_staf4563

5 ай бұрын

@@REALITYSANILLUSION easy on my midnight eyes

@gvtz_n_g0ree

5 ай бұрын

​@@REALITYSANILLUSIONoh good I thought it was just me too

The double male plug is a no no because it will burn your house down.