The failure to train a dog is on the owner. This wasn’t some seasoned dog. We’re talking about a 14 month old pupper.

@MeloniousThunk

17 күн бұрын

We don’t know what she did afterwards… but black folks ain invite her to the cookout is all I’m sayin

@rebekahogle9021

17 күн бұрын

This woman is NOT country.

@Paula-sw2tt

17 күн бұрын

She could so easily have re-homed that pure breed puppy! She is a very sick person.

@peterg5383

17 күн бұрын

@@rebekahogle9021: neither is she rock and roll.

@gregbors8364

17 күн бұрын

She comes off as bloodthirsty

"I hated the dog, so I killed it," is not the kind of "tough decision-making" that I want in the White House.

@playinglifeoneasy9226

17 күн бұрын

She thought so long and hard her kids didn’t even get home from school yet. “Mommy, where is Cricket, I drew a picture for him”

@jensee2691

17 күн бұрын

I' hope you are kidding. Wait, you are right, it must have been really tough to kill a puppy after he had fun and she hated it having fun. that' is a tough decision. And heck when anyone has fun she will pull out her AR 15 and blow them away oh forgot take them to the gravel pit first. This woman is one sicko. And it has nothing to do with living on a farm. I mean is she in such a backward area that there are not animal shelters to give the dog too. And the goat because he smelled bad. Wow, what is she going to do with trump when he reportedly farts and stinks. Trump I'd be careful of her

@BogeyTheBear

17 күн бұрын

It does fit the GOP platform of _"If you cannot serve my needs, you have no right to exist."_

@ryshow9118

17 күн бұрын

That's the GOP platform. Can you not currently and actively benefit me? Let's step out back....

@GlennTillema

17 күн бұрын

What if the United States was attacked by dogs? Did you think about that?!?! /sarcasm

That Linsey Graham impression always kills me😂

@mrcurly1147

17 күн бұрын

Miss Linsey is the creepiest of them all. When is someone going to donate a spine for that simple fool.

@maryhales4595

17 күн бұрын

Every time he brings up Lindsey Graham I just can't wait to see what he's going to yell at Meemaw about 😂😂

@4yerears

17 күн бұрын

Yes, yes, yes!!! Magnificent! Seth is great at voices; but this is his best routine!!

@ro2670

17 күн бұрын

@@4yerearsI’m torn between him yelling out Meemaw and Mel. They are both so funny and the voices are perfect.

@yoha5298

17 күн бұрын

@@ro2670 his Trump is really funny too

The idea of her thinking it would be OK to go public with killing a puppy speaks to her judgement as much as her callousness towards life. How could she possible expect it would be OK to say. "I shot a puppy." to the general public...a puppy for God's sake. This woman should not be in charge of an outhouse.

@lmd2215

17 күн бұрын

Noem thought it was OK because she knows that most of Trump's voters are cruel people who would probably admire her for having the "courage" to shoot a dog in the head and brag about it. The ability to torture and murder an innocent creature is something she admires and believes that Trump and his followers admire as well. And she is correct. Give it a week or two, FOX News and their viewers will come around and start praising her for this. Trump will too and then choose her as his VP. Noem knows Trump, she knows his followers, she knows exactly what they want.

@kenster8270

16 күн бұрын

She seems like a MTG brand of nuts. She's even gotten herself banned from entering any of the larger reservations due to her increasingly hostile attitude toward the tribes in her state. So the governor of SD is effectly a persona non grata in 17% of her own state!

@nancysmith8626

16 күн бұрын

She just outed herself as a sociopath. Not that we couldn't already tell.

@una8567

16 күн бұрын

She should be in it!

@Buttercup697

16 күн бұрын

She’s not allowed to step foot in one-third of her state.

In her defense, Kristi DeNoem's dalmatian coat looks fantastic!

@molsongrrrl

17 күн бұрын

'See my vest ... see my vest ...' (Mr Burns)

@rosecity8033

17 күн бұрын

Her horsehair couch is looking pretty good, too.

@robynrains7252

17 күн бұрын

😂

@dianneforit5409

17 күн бұрын

She thought the dog was Harry Whittington.

@wvu05

17 күн бұрын

​@@molsongrrrl Made of real gorilla chest

Please never stop doing your Lindsey Graham impressions, because they are a thing of beauty, and only slightly less ludicrous than the man himself.

@MarcKloos

17 күн бұрын

Meemaw approves 👍🏼

@yarazooom

17 күн бұрын

never stop Meemaw

@inviktus1983

17 күн бұрын

Seth needs to do an animated series based entirely off his Lindsey Graham impression. It needs to happen.

@AsifKhan-jq3vw

17 күн бұрын

I love it Lindsey talking to his mom.

@lstapes7

17 күн бұрын

@@AsifKhan-jq3vwNot his mom…a Meemaw is someone’s grandmother.

The ending was gold. "Gave me a smile I could be proud of". That's the last thing that dog saw.

@thatswhatisaid8908

16 күн бұрын

I had to hang onto all my cat-lover identity to laugh at that one!

@michaelccozens

15 күн бұрын

I think there's a lot of potential there for a "Kristi Noem as Jack Nicholson's "Joker"" meme in there. You know, "shake-a-paw with a lethal joy-buzzer" stuff; "WHOA-HO, WE GOT A LIVE PUP HERE!!". Brooding over TV coverage of 45's psychopathy while methodically strangling a basket of 6-week-old Golden Retrievers; "Wait'll they get a load of me!".

We adopted a dog a dog in 2019 that was 26 months old in January 2019. She had been in two other homes in the 90 days prior to us being approved to adopt her. She had aggression issues they told us, so they were concerned. We told them we have trained dogs all our lives. Well she bit me one time in training her, but she is still here after five years. She is now so gentle and snuggly , trained to many hand signals, whistle signals and voice commands. All it takes is time and the right approach, don't try to fix everything at once. Food or the lack thereof obviously was an issue with her at prior homes (gained 14 pounds after coming here), hair is longer coat is shinier. Our grandson for a living, works with people and their supposed untrained dogs, to train them right. Noem shot a smelly goat too. Daughter has goats on her farm, some ranked in the top ten in the USA. Male goats pee on their face to attract the female when they come into their cycle. Don't understand it and don't want to; works for the goats so let them go for it.

@catseye1009

15 күн бұрын

It is nice to hear stories like yours. What many people do not understand is that when one takes in an animal as a pet, they are making a commitment for 20 years or so. That means through thick and thin, and everything in between. At the very least turn the animal into a shelter so they have a chance to live. Preferably a no-kill or private shelter.

@anikejulien7273

5 күн бұрын

Would you say that training a cat is possible well after being 2 years old?

“Worthless and untrainable.” Yep, that’s Trump.

@birbluv9595

17 күн бұрын

And Noem.

@rocketamadeus3730

17 күн бұрын

Not even housebroken from what I hear.

@s.d.c5513

17 күн бұрын

Depends...​@@rocketamadeus3730

@joannajamerson35

17 күн бұрын

#witchesunite #witchesdoyourthing

@dmochat

17 күн бұрын

​@@rocketamadeus3730He's not housebroken, but he is a homewrecker.

When I saw this story my only thought was Kristi Noem is a Sociopath who shouldn't be allowed anywhere near anything with a pulse.

@sherinameless1618

17 күн бұрын

What's scary is that she thought, "Everybody respects people who shoot house pets for being too happy."

@marvinmartin4692

17 күн бұрын

As well as her children !

@biggtrux

17 күн бұрын

Noem the Merciless.

@MatthewTheWanderer

17 күн бұрын

Yeah, that's cartoon villain levels of psychopathy!

@alex35agm

17 күн бұрын

Well,her political career just died.

Holy heck the closing joke and smile afterwards was wonderful. Thank you Seth 😂😂😂

@aaronlittle5478

16 күн бұрын

As dark as Noem's soul

I don't know how I survive without this show.

@somberjpg

17 күн бұрын

I hate when they take hiatus because my whole routine feels messed up 😢

@myfriendsim

16 күн бұрын

@@somberjpgomg same

I feel like a lot of people are overlooking the fact that 3 horses truly needing euthanasia at the same time is... highly unlikely.

@Birdyblue12

17 күн бұрын

Yes I thought that too

@Lv-nq9qz

17 күн бұрын

In her defense, starbucks ran out of the pink stanley, and something had to feel her wrath

@mekullag9787

17 күн бұрын

Well I suppose “needing“ euthanasia is kind of an unclear state, it‘s possible that they had all three had been getting progressively worse, maybe one still had a few good months, maybe another was a few months overdue and when they had the doctor come they decided out of practicality to kill them all. If the horses were very close to one another it might have actually been a good call, because they didn‘t have to suffer the loss of a friend. I think we can‘t judge her actions too harshly, honestly, because unless we‘re moral vegetarians/vegans we‘re likely to be hypocritical. When it comes to my food I tend to think that it‘s fine to give an animal a good life and then kill it. I do think we can judge her character harshly, though, because she killed the dog and the goat out of frustration, spite and anger, not for economical reasons. Probably not the type of person we want to be in charge of anything meaningful.

@grmpEqweer

17 күн бұрын

I'm a vegan for health reasons, but I still think what Noem did was awful.

@michelewalburn4376

17 күн бұрын

​@@mekullag9787vegans and vegetarians can't either because plants are sentient beings too. Trees share resources, mother trees share with their own children first. That is proof of them being sentient. To place one before another shows caring and caring proves sentientism.

My God. My God.... When are we going to finally wake up? How insane do you have to be to want to vote for a man like Trump?

@michelewalburn4376

17 күн бұрын

Not insane, brainwashed.

@peterpiper7441

17 күн бұрын

"And I use the term 'man' loosely."

@lindagorham1409

17 күн бұрын

@@michelewalburn4376or maybe aLOT of both

@wademedlin3822

17 күн бұрын

Remember, "woke" is a horrifying four letter word in the maga mindset. And their strength is bounding in fearsomeness. Becoming woke is, a traitorous blasphemy, in their religious discipline.

@megahappy2bemeIntheStarz

14 күн бұрын

@@michelewalburn4376 I think both because Rosanne actually has a mental illness, though being an asshole doesn't come with mental illness. I just mean the mentally unbalanced that believe crap like the government is after them and then want a guy that breaks the law and does such anti-social crap which is like having an anti-social personality disorder etc. So I think BOTH vote for tRump and the MAGA nuts.

Welcome back, missed you Seth!

lindsey graham impressions are the best!!🤣

I'm beginning to think that Noem is worthless and untrainable. I'm wondering what she would say we should do about that? 😂

@andybaldman

17 күн бұрын

Make her Vice President

@ewestner

17 күн бұрын

I hate that governor.

@SuperLeica1

17 күн бұрын

@@andybaldman She might hang, if Trump has a bad day.

@marvinmartin4692

17 күн бұрын

Let’s take a walk in the gravel pit!

@Tonyhouse1168

17 күн бұрын

“Look at the field over there Kenny, I mean Kristy”

Steven Miller calling Trump a "Fashion Icon" was the weirdest thing ever!

@clareerickson9136

17 күн бұрын

Steven Miller is the weirdest thing ever 🤪

@avengingmime

17 күн бұрын

"Just add zis red armband sir und it vill be perfect 👌 "

@cyndis3942

17 күн бұрын

next he'll be trying to dress him in Hugo Boss ;)

@pietrojenkins6901

17 күн бұрын

What about this ''party of law and order'' plus ''party of family values'' doing lots of stuff that proves the exact opposite ?

@Pretty_Fly_on_a_White_Guy

17 күн бұрын

*Stephen Sorry, I’m a huge fan of the Steve Miller Band ;p

LOL! "Does she think cats can vote?" OMG....that got me.

@sherinameless1618

16 күн бұрын

Cats would never vote for Noem; they have an eerie ability to detect evil.

I love Seth's "Lindsay Graham and MeeMaw" bits. They make me happy.

@dianegreene4865

9 күн бұрын

Me too!!!

the way she treated that puppy is the way she will treat you.

@jackie9190

17 күн бұрын

It says a lot about her that she even put that horrible act in her book.

She shot her dog in the face, that's a whole different level of psychotic...

@ellengrace4609

17 күн бұрын

And immediately after she offed her goat because it stank and got her kids clothes dirty. Took two shots.

@mslinda8456

17 күн бұрын

OMG 😭🤮

@DrinkTheKoolAid62

17 күн бұрын

Then told the dog to go _ _ _ _ itself

@catherinelewis1951

17 күн бұрын

Sure hope her kids are well-behaved.

@KingoftheJuice18

17 күн бұрын

But seriously, is that what the books says?

1) the graphics department did a great job with Seth and the pigeons in the park. 10/10 2) that last joke was great! you and your crew were missed.

Noem made the *ANIMAL FLUB* of the CENTURY!!! I expect this week's 'Animal Flubs' jingle to be one for the ages! 🤩

@fewernotes

15 күн бұрын

Oh my glob, I didn't think of this! That is a genius insight!

Meemaw is a corpse in an old wicker wheelchair, on the top floor of Lindsey's house, isn't she.

@sigil8386

17 күн бұрын

I will forever think of this when I see Lindsay Graham.

@DIESEL0759

17 күн бұрын

She's in the fruit cellar: "Mrs. Graham....*SCREAM!!!!!!*" (insert Bernard Hermann strings here)

@richardvickrey4786

17 күн бұрын

I am digging the obvious Psycho reference. Well done! 💙

@pemdechen6300

17 күн бұрын

That's dark .....and probably true 😂

@raghailligh1080

17 күн бұрын

@@richardvickrey4786 Tennessee Williams filtered through Hitchcock!

Anther nice tidbit about Nome is that she is banned from entering 17% of the state she governs due to her treatment of Native People in South Dakota.

@lilianevanbel3123

17 күн бұрын

Now those are real Americans!❤

@annemettefrederiksen7751

16 күн бұрын

Probably because they fear that she feels about tjem as she did about those poor poor animals, I dont blame them ans I wish we could bar her from humanity...

U know it's gonna B a good one when Seth brings out the 'Lindsey Mee-Maw' rant.

Seth and Crew, I missed you several times while you were away. Would've LOVED to get your take on the trial each day!!! Glad you're back.

Who in Hell can even "hate" a puppy?

@CollinMcLean

17 күн бұрын

Scrappy Doo...

@aminmian7291

17 күн бұрын

Stephen Segeal, he killed a 14-month puppy with an armored car for a show

@user-sf3yr4wq4t

17 күн бұрын

I knew there was a reason I was disgusted by Steven Segal

@mekullag9787

17 күн бұрын

if it was 14 months old, it was not a puppy, it was a teenage dog. Even large dogs should at that point look pretty close to their "finished" versions and they´re likely already fully capable of reproduction. Dogs are a lot of work and some breeds are much more work still. We got a dog half a year ago and she´s lovely, but I still feel overwhelmed at times with how much attention she needs. If I didn´t love dogs as much as I do, I could imagine growing resentful over time. Not the dog´s fault, obviously, that woman is still awful, just maybe in a different way. Also, that dog was likely in puberty, where rebellious behaviour is absolutely expected. No one who has done any research on dogs should be surprised by this. Still it´s no wonder that this is the most typical age range at which families not headed by psychos end up giving their first dog away. But there´s just no way you can look at a dog at that age and make any sort of judgement as to how "trainable" it will end up being.

@Eliteswanteverything

17 күн бұрын

@@user-sf3yr4wq4t. Not to mention he’s a sexual predator and abuser..That’s why he moved to Russia!!

Right, it is normal to put down animals on a farm when they get too old and sick. NOT when they're 14 months old. What a lunatic

@Balletified

17 күн бұрын

It’s illegal in my country to kill your own pets or livestock.

@smhs1262

17 күн бұрын

I wonder what this puppy killer's views are on abortions, the human sort. Perhaps like puppies, will she choose to terminate the child in the 14th month after birth? Just when potty training fails? It truly is a slippery slope

@patriciafuentes7988

17 күн бұрын

​@@Balletified they can't kill their own livestock? How do cattle ranchers...

@patriciafuentes7988

17 күн бұрын

Pretty cool that the enquirer is also making money off reporting on making money for catch and kill 😂

@gayleelliott3319

17 күн бұрын

@@Balletified Then you're in a wonderful country!

Noem also writes how her kids asked about Cricket when they got back. Wonder if they simply said "yeah, had to be done."

@chenzen1578

17 күн бұрын

Maybe she says "Be good, or..."

I too did not handle the hiatus well. Glad to see you back, Seth. I was worried that Mac had gotten you.

My nights have been so BORING without A Closer Look...so glad you're back!

@jacobsims8307

17 күн бұрын

You might need a surprise inspection of your calendar, and take a closer look at fun things to do. 😂🎉

@paulyricca3881

17 күн бұрын

🥃👴🏻 BUY CABLE

@Ducky69247

17 күн бұрын

I've lived without it almost more than it's been available this year, which means I no longer require it. I unsubbed.

@justjackie7272

17 күн бұрын

@@Ducky69247 BUT YET YOUR HERE 😂😂😂

@Ducky69247

17 күн бұрын

@@justjackie7272 nah, I just unsubbed when I saw the video in my feed.

“It’s the last thing that dog saw” That was dark!! 🤣🤣🤣

@mslinda8456

17 күн бұрын

That made me cry and sick to my stomach. That poor puppy!

@TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods

17 күн бұрын

Well...he ain't lying!

@nth.aurora

17 күн бұрын

Did he ad lib that line?

@sophiedeveraux3560

17 күн бұрын

Making Scollins proud.

@tdinap

17 күн бұрын

You know it's dark when the audience is there but you can still hear that one guy on the crew laughing louder than all of them combined.

So glad you're back! I look forward to a closer look 3-4 times a week.

"Last thing that dog saw" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Noem said "the dog was untrainable". It was a puppy. Good thing your parents don't share your decision making process.

@rachelstanger6079

17 күн бұрын

She has children. . .

@Lv-nq9qz

17 күн бұрын

I think you meant too bad they didnt share her decision making process

@johanneskaiser8188

17 күн бұрын

@@Lv-nq9qzI agree and am taken aback at thid coldness at the same time.

@hesimplywillnotdie

17 күн бұрын

@@rachelstanger6079 Was gonna say - imagine how she treated her children.

@rachelstanger6079

17 күн бұрын

@@hesimplywillnotdie I don't have to imagine. My dad was just like her. Supposedly dispassionate farmer, but in actuality just cruel to animals and us, his children

Says a lot about Noem's humanity that she didn't surrender their dog to a rescue. Give dogs the chance to live.

@hewlettwilliam4650

17 күн бұрын

Pro life doesn't cover dogs or goats in Christy's world

@InksplatOops

17 күн бұрын

Could sell the dog, give him away, call the vet and say she needed help rehoming him. Could have hired a trainer for him. Could have bought a leash. The story is seriously crazy.

@lilianevanbel3123

17 күн бұрын

Apparently she treats native Americans the same.😢😢😢

@user-hq5hs7bt2c

17 күн бұрын

What scares me is that her mindset is "If it annoys me or doesn't do what I say, it's useless". Will anti trumpers be on her 'useless' list?

@taefravis

17 күн бұрын

@@hewlettwilliam4650 Pro life does not even cover human life in Killer Kristi's life! I feels sorry for her kids..if they even look like they are sick then she will say to them "Hey come out back with mommy and her new Glock"

Nobody in Gov. Noem’s orbit thought that printing the words: “I hated that dog” was a bad idea???

@Hadenufyet

16 күн бұрын

That’s how sharp they are. “Show how *masculine* you are Kristi; the closeted men will love it. There aren’t very many dog lovers in USA”

Oh my gosh, Seth, it's so good to have you back!

Missed you, Seth!

@paulyricca3881

17 күн бұрын

🥃👴🏻 U NEED A JOB

@kristienmariepetersen

17 күн бұрын

Me too!

@swiftdog49er51

17 күн бұрын

Love the podcast, but even more when you promote on here. It has become so hilarious 😂😅. I've had relatives watch your podcast because of it.

@penelopegreene

17 күн бұрын

I could've name checked "Vague" Ramaswamy for him. But then, again, his name's better that way! 😁

@user-xr8mg7oj8t

17 күн бұрын

So do you ​@@paulyricca3881

Noem's defense is so disgusting. My husband was raised on a dairy farm and was used to having to put down animals WHEN THEY WERE OLD AND INVALID. Noem also put down a goat because it was "mean and nasty" and apparently smelled bad. Not cause it was old or needed to be done but because she's a monster.

@ekay9783

17 күн бұрын

UH OH old and smelled bad? watch out Trump!

@CorwinFound

17 күн бұрын

I used to say that the world is divided between those who could put down their own dog, and those who couldn't. Meaning that some people are better able to deal with harsh realities and take responsibility. (A juvenile belief for sure.) Little did I know there was a third category of people who _wanted_ to put down their own dog and then used it as an opportunity for diverse pets. Agggghhh! These people are getting so very very weird and disturbed.

@Shawn-gr5ww

17 күн бұрын

Why is it ok in your eyes to kill animals that are old? I can tell you that living on a dairy farm Animals are killed for far more reasons than they just got old. And nuisance animals are ordered by state and local officials to be put down all the time, what’s the difference here. Quit your faux outrage.

@cherylsmith950

17 күн бұрын

@@ekay9783OMG for sure! 😂😂😂😂😂

@carolking6772

17 күн бұрын

Her redeeming qualities are that she tried to get her daughter a fake realtor license and she had an affair.

Proud to have been here since the standing monologues.

Falls asleep while "WORLD TURNS", just like an old man, my dad, at 85!

14 months old? So, she expected him to be a fully trained hunting dog when he was only a little over a year old?

@kayeroskaft9619

17 күн бұрын

And I bet she didn’t train him at all

@Lv-nq9qz

17 күн бұрын

But theres more. She trained the dog to hunt quail, and put it down because it got lose and attacked a neighbors chickens. How is that the dogs fault, you trained it to hunt birds, and quail arent much different from chickens. Sounds like she just wanted to shoot something.

That puppy story is going to give me nightmares. I wish I could unhear it. I wondered why the pet adoption process at the SPCA required such a long questionnaire, and now I see that they’re trying to weed out exactly this type of person.

@landonewts

17 күн бұрын

I know what you mean. That poor dog. Most humans would surrender to a no-kill shelter so it could find a better home. I shudder to think what her “training methods” were like if they included this sad end as an option.

"Last thing that dog saw..." Brutal! 😅

Corey Lewandowski learned why Cricket was the safe word.

"I did not do well mentally without the show to process the news" YOU AND ME BOTH, SETH, NEVER LEAVE US AGAIN

@Ducky69247

17 күн бұрын

Unfortunately the continued abandonment has left me sour on the whole show. They've lost my sub.

@amywarhaft8297

17 күн бұрын

The picture they showed was awesome

@alicegoodman4581

17 күн бұрын

I hate it when he takes a vacation! You can never leave us again, Seth! Block off October- February of next year! NO VACATIONS then!

Feels like forever since last ep.

@LindaC616

17 күн бұрын

Doesn't it, though!?

@LateBloomerMedia

17 күн бұрын

Sethsquatch

@paulyricca3881

17 күн бұрын

🥃👴🏻 ROBERT DUNDER IN 24

@sweetsugarjones

17 күн бұрын

Sure seems like these guys take a lot of time off nowadays.

The last thing the dog saw... devastating.

now i finally have the encouragement i needed to write that novel, thanks Seth!!!

Seth - I just love when you bring up Lindsey’s mee-maw. Thank you! 😂

@TJM-vg3ei

17 күн бұрын

I love mee-maw stories, too!

"Killing an innocent puppy? That's beyond inhumane. Animal abuse charges should be brought against anyone capable of such cruelty.

@Billy-cs4cc

17 күн бұрын

Ya, like Flawed o duh government, they do it all the time. They are evil

@kimbercole2438

17 күн бұрын

I wish!

@intomnia3313

17 күн бұрын

@@kimbercole2438now that gave me a smile I can be proud of!

@zmaxx21

17 күн бұрын

She passed a law that made it ok to do that horrible thing in her state. She is trash.

@MasterZhao

17 күн бұрын

Of course she isn't going to prison anytime soon. Anyone seen Michael Vick?

Omg the Kristi thing at the end was absolutely amazing! Hand down the best ending yet! 😂😂😂

Trump thinks that dogs are utterly disgusting creatures. Governor Noem probably thought including this story in her book would put her on the fast track to the VP pick.

@austinsmith8218

17 күн бұрын

But that would assume Trump reads! 😂

@brianhess9083

17 күн бұрын

He doesn't care much for Bald Eagles either. And vice versa.

@raghailligh1080

17 күн бұрын

@@brianhess9083 If only that bird had gone for the jugular, and made the perfect meme.

@dr.g3860

17 күн бұрын

As long as their voters don't like puppies they have nothing to worry about.

@anitadees4223

17 күн бұрын

Yes, people like Noem believe nothing they do should ever be questioned and certainly shouldn't meet with disapproval.

EVERY damn time Seth breaks out the Lindsey and MeeMaw voices, I die laughing. Thank you Seth!

@robyrotenberry2960

17 күн бұрын

Kills me every time 😂

Glad to have you back Seth!

We are all glad you are back also.

Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities, has the power to make you commit atrocities. ~Voltaire

@gliberty42

17 күн бұрын

Describing fascism in a nutshell.

YES, finally “A Closer Look”! Man I can’t go 2 weeks without Seth Meyers. ❤😂😅

@gayleelliott3319

17 күн бұрын

Yes, who doesn't love Seth? And his family, too--come to that!

Brilliant as always! ❤

I've been listening to Family Trips for the past 2 weeks while Seth and Colbert were on break and I've really enjoyed it! But I'm very happy to have a closer look back!

His lawyers can call him 'President Trump' all they want, but there is nothing presidential about what’s unfolding in that courtroom.

@yarazooom

17 күн бұрын

only presidential farts those are 'private acts' not 'official. he should sit outside like a gassy DOG. or maybe be 'put down' for it

@cassius3745

17 күн бұрын

Bold statement.

@FluxDeimos

17 күн бұрын

There was nothing presidential that unfolded during his presidency either lol

@carsonlovescarts

17 күн бұрын

The unraveling of democracy before your very eyes never is you deluted kook.

@busoptr

17 күн бұрын

Trump is like the villain in a Scooby-Doo episode.

In one segment PoxNews says trump can't get a fair trial in Democrat New York. In the next segment they claim that all the people in New York love him.

@terri6854

17 күн бұрын

Exactly. Their only standards are to just say whatever will sound good at the time.

@patkopitke5823

17 күн бұрын

"Pox News" - I haven't heard that one before 😂 Thanks for sharing

@jessicapatton2688

17 күн бұрын

They do that a lot actually!

@rumrstv

17 күн бұрын

It's same way they portray Biden as a doddering old fool and a master criminal.

@cathyhurd4890

17 күн бұрын

Not Harlem

Good on you Seth and your writing team! You made me laugh outloud! Was much needed, thank you!

Didn't know what to do with your hands. Thank you! I share your struggle.

Thank God you are back! Two weeks without this show - that's inhumane treatment! :)

So happy you are back, your jokes are needed in this joke of a world we are living in.

@karen-ec8yz

17 күн бұрын

Don’t you ever call a veterinarian to euthanize an animal who is ill or old?

so happy you’re back from Spring Break. You were missed!

I have really missed you Seth!

He’s back! Missed ya Seth! Much ♥️& all the best all!

@paulyricca3881

17 күн бұрын

👗⬅️ YOURS?

@paulyricca3881

17 күн бұрын

🥃👴🏻 BA BA BOOEY HOWARD STERN

I'm a retired dog trainer. You do not just turn an untrained dog loose and expect it to hunt over it. It takes a long time to teach them to be steady. Apparently Noem is an idiot as well as guilty of animal abuse. Plus, my goat farmer friend doesn't keep a male goat on the property because they stink. She brings one in for a a couple weeks of wild goaty love with her does, and then sends him back to his owners. No need to kill it in the puppy pit Kristy.

@grmpEqweer

17 күн бұрын

I understand goats can be "de-stank" by freezing their scent glands, with dry ice, when they're babies.

@jimmysthoughts8571

17 күн бұрын

I just love how you worded that. "weeks of wild goaty love" had me rolling, lmao

@anitadees4223

17 күн бұрын

You are so very right about the time and patience it takes to train a hunting dog. You are right about buck goats also. Most goat owners don't keep them year-round.

@lisarood9509

17 күн бұрын

Same here! That is one of the funniest things ever!

@benjaminwaterman9580

17 күн бұрын

I read this...and just thought ewe.

Laughing out loud for every second! I have SO missed you!!! Top form 😂

"Ain't no sunshine when you're gone."

Shot a 14 months old puppy is nothing to be proud about. This crazy B should be locked up for animals abused.

@celestinoguevara3181

17 күн бұрын

You are right if we would done that we could be in big trouble

@bullseycarttoob

17 күн бұрын

@@celestinoguevara3181 what?

@bettycunicelli8552

17 күн бұрын

I agree. That bothers me so much...that poor dog.

@lisarood9509

17 күн бұрын

And the objection is not to putting the dog( or horses) down but the fact that it was not done humanely. How awful do you have to be to shoot a puppy? Isn't she famous enough to call Cesar Milan?

@celestinoguevara3181

17 күн бұрын

@@lisarood9509 I would never ever do something like that and even worst some politicians defending her

Not to mention, Buffalo Bill LOVED his dog.

This was a great one!

Brilliant. Thank you kindly for the laughs.

Corrections better be coming back this week as well, or else we’re gonna have a serious issue here…

@LindaC616

17 күн бұрын

We be hungry jackals

@realityjunky

17 күн бұрын

I'm already having a serious issue and I'm thinking of checking into a rehab center.

@Omni0404

17 күн бұрын

I've just placed an order for 1000 Mac Tonight Halloween costumes! Who's with me???

@razzledazzyl

17 күн бұрын

@@Omni0404Sorry, already got my Bird Bane costume.

@paulyricca3881

17 күн бұрын

🥃👴🏻 I HATE MY VOICE

The 1st I heard of Kristie Noem is when she announced with pride that her 1 or 2 y/o grand daughter has her own shotgun and rifle.

@jackharrison7613

17 күн бұрын

no way! Does she know how to load it? and aim it at people? who kill puppies?

That's the best ending to a late night show video that I've seen yet.

So glad yall are back!

Happy Monday Everyone!!!!!!!!!! Welcome Back Seth and Crew!!!!!! It's Time For A Closer Look!!!!!!!!!!!! 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖!!!!!!!!!!

@paulyricca3881

17 күн бұрын

🍉🍔🔥💥💨🍗🥣🦅🐈🛋🛏🗣💤👠👠👚👗🌍📺🦍🚪⬅️ YOUR ROOM.

@paulyricca3881

17 күн бұрын

🕳🦍AWWWWWW🕳A LITTLE HELP?

Love that Seth’s back! Only thing I’m disappointed with is Seth missed a opportunity to mention how ‘Catch & Kill’ sounds like something Kristi Noem has a lot of practice with 😂 (though I’m sure Scollins has already suggested it!)

Bravo! 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏

Brilliant!

Weak people are drawn to psychopaths.

Noem was telegraphing that she is willing to destroy anything and anyone that defies her.

@robertw1962

17 күн бұрын

Dominionist credo.

@pickledragonrebel

17 күн бұрын

🎯

As always, great show

Seth...Thank you.

It's always a GOOD DAY when there's a Mee-Maw sketch involved! 😂👏🏼

I was starting to get the shakes...Thank god you're all back ✌🏻

"Go do what you want to do" - Seth, you nailed it. I liked the damn video just because of that.

Now that was a good show! Thanks

She probably figured that Der Orangefuhrer hates dogs so much that he'd love the story.

To quote former United States President Theodore Roosevelt: "No man is above the law and no man is below it; nor do we ask any man's permission when we ask him to obey it. Obedience to the law is demanded as a right, not asked as a favor." "The judges who administer justice in our countries must be seen as ethical and subject to meaningful correction when it is necessary. Nothing less than the rule of law is at stake."

@joey73

17 күн бұрын

I guess someone needs to have a long talk with SCOTUS!!!

@johnobrien2373

17 күн бұрын

If you've lost all touch with Teddy Roosevelt, you've lost all touch with belief in the country. It's really that simple.

Glad you're back , missed you making me belly laugh every night 🌙😂

Welcome back seth .... enjoyed your show

Good to see you back!

@paulyricca3881

17 күн бұрын

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