Other games: File loaded. Book of Mario, an intellectual: Rescued all life.

@brentd2940

4 жыл бұрын

Then what happens if you delete the file?

@ThatKindOfGuy

4 жыл бұрын

@@brentd2940 you obviously kill all life

@cell0162

4 жыл бұрын

@@brentd2940 *destroyed all life*

@randomguy-randomness

4 жыл бұрын

*megalovania starts playing in the background*

@qtseok1459

4 жыл бұрын

@@brentd2940 *destructs all life*

"In other words, I came!"

@TonyExists

4 жыл бұрын

-Peach

@MrGOOMBAGUY

4 жыл бұрын

You finna.

@CODMarioWarfare

4 жыл бұрын

In other words, darling kiss me

@Versitax

4 жыл бұрын

“If you’re looking for a treasure, maybe you can do it in Peach!”

@MasacoMike

4 жыл бұрын

Oh they say this a lot in this translation

“If you press A in the exact spring moment you do a rotation! Forever.” **Doing a spin jump soft locks Paper Mario**

@JaCaBrA144

4 жыл бұрын

Half an A press

@Roanan.

4 жыл бұрын

But first, we need to talk about parallel universes.

@demi43505

3 жыл бұрын

You know what? I'm gonna say it. *SPEEE-*

@rightfalse5856

3 жыл бұрын

doing a spin jump in 0.5x A presses softlocks Paper Mario

@ethnictendo

3 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't even be surprised if this actually became a video.

"Carbon said nice! Is that my son?" Carbon's dad is so shocked by hearing him speak kindly that he can't believe it's actually him lol

7:14 "I'm gonna end my father" "Him." *"All."*

@edgelord8337

4 жыл бұрын

Fatality.

@masterplay1201

4 жыл бұрын

You will regret everything.

@NumberOneVillain

4 жыл бұрын

Easily my favorite.

@hadriandwyer2191

4 жыл бұрын

"I'm empty. What happened?" "I came here to EAT Hoko Saba and then DESTROY our city."

@KotoneJulford

4 жыл бұрын

My favorite part is how he then refers to himself as Christ later on. When Carbon says he is going to end his father, he means God.

"You're not killers?" *P I S S O F F, N E R D*

@TheSpog

4 жыл бұрын

Best part

@RenegadeScooter

4 жыл бұрын

"Welcome to Pain" Is that a threat?

@OryxTheMadGod3

4 жыл бұрын

@@RenegadeScooter no its foreshadowing

@xenonmaster6668

4 жыл бұрын

Oryx TheMad God another funny part is “Fuckin’ Goomba”

@DDawg-up2sl

4 жыл бұрын

the best part is the computer scene with peach

"Mario is a toaster." Well you know what they say, all marios toast toast.

@eggfruit9810

4 жыл бұрын

Nice

@mrmemes7883

4 жыл бұрын

All mario's toast roasted bread, character

@yukowolfang8645

4 жыл бұрын

Where there's smoke, They pinch back..

@diamondmrcreeper4128

4 жыл бұрын

You know what they say, this is Total Rice (ran it through google translate)

@LinksYTLink

4 жыл бұрын

@@diamondmrcreeper4128 Beautiful

I love how Carbon is trying so hard to be the bad guy but no one takes him seriously.

Knowing almost nothing about the game’s plot makes this so much better

@runningoncylinders3829

4 жыл бұрын

Knowing the game inside and out it's still marvelous!

@TheDanHasArrived

4 жыл бұрын

yeah same

@maccychee3858

4 жыл бұрын

Is the loops actually named Carbon

@runningoncylinders3829

4 жыл бұрын

@@maccychee3858 Koops is named Carbon in this translation.

@rysea9855

4 жыл бұрын

How do you know if it's better if you haven't watched the same video whilst actually knowing this game's plot?

“I came here to eat Hoko Saba and then destroy our city.” Damnit, I love you, Carbon.

@CPU3pt14159

4 жыл бұрын

And I'm all out of Hoko Saba

@theironartmanufactur1745

4 жыл бұрын

@@CPU3pt14159 That has to be the best reply I've seen in ages 😂

@applemunchstudios5380

4 жыл бұрын

9:46 thank me later

"GO NOW. Welcome to pain." Great start, omg. A minute in and I'm already dying laughing.

@drb6642

3 жыл бұрын

Its a kaizo loading screen

@ecglaceon2474

3 жыл бұрын

I think the regal and formal music is what gets me

"But do not cooperate with carbon please !" *Carbon looks at Mario"

just the simple “piss off, nerd” got me more than anything else

@jamiemarchant

4 жыл бұрын

What was the original? Wasn't it "Think Again Nerd!"?

@zeroobuichi3256

4 жыл бұрын

What’s the time stamp

@alunarwaffle9495

4 жыл бұрын

@@zeroobuichi3256 13:44

@FlamingZelda3

4 жыл бұрын

DBZ abridged FTW!

@Ze_eT

4 жыл бұрын

For me, it was "A half", because it is literally a Mario Game including Half an A-Press.

I have never played or seen the story of this game before. this is my first time ever experiencing the plot of this game.

@Slenderquil

4 жыл бұрын

I can only imagine how absurd of a way to get into TTYD this is

@oliverpyke9590

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@AlphaDevil2018

2 жыл бұрын

Oh no

@decimace

2 жыл бұрын

Same here lmao

@bombyman84

2 жыл бұрын

Same

"we have a tank?" ... i always love those google translation loops... in german we just say that a turtle has a "panzer", meaning exactly the same as tank does, we wouldn't use the german word for shell to describe it... i know, whoever reads this totally wants this knowledge

@theguylivinginyourwalls

4 жыл бұрын

Are the panzer turtles elite? Perhaps born to compete?

@vaclavjebavy5118

4 жыл бұрын

@@theguylivinginyourwalls NEVER RETREAT _TURTER DIVISION_ panzer means armor and tanks at the same time

@anikmonette2140

3 жыл бұрын

Well it confirms me that it wasn't French translated back into English...

@DanielPinel

3 жыл бұрын

So a root shell (linux in this context), is a "root panzer" ?

@chrisakaschulbus4903

3 жыл бұрын

@@DanielPinel "So a root shell (linux in this context), is a "root panzer" ?" no, the german word for shell would be "hülle" which we would associate with a phone-case for example. it all makes sense if we think about turtles, big armoured vehicles and phones. language be crazy like that :D

God that amount of times someone said “I came, Mario.”

@HyLion

4 жыл бұрын

Goombell has just started, though. You can't even begin to imagine the amount of times she says it

@bruhboss3141

4 жыл бұрын

carbon ate the universe that made sense. ... but in all seriousness, i have no idea where "i came" actually came from

@Skysiax

4 жыл бұрын

Jack Rutledge Probably the translation of "Thank you"

@BenisDD

4 жыл бұрын

"I am aware of the effect i can have-a on people"

@bleachsundae1368

4 жыл бұрын

I mean, pretty much every female character in the game had a crush on Mario...

I like how Koops, The Shy one of the party, turned into a complete sociopath in this Hack

@ShadeKirby500

4 жыл бұрын

He goes from shy and unsure of himself, to becoming an school shooter.

@neoxus30

4 жыл бұрын

@@ShadeKirby500 School Kooper)

@superwhatevergamin9634

4 жыл бұрын

Koops: I have anxiety. Can I help you? Mario: Ok. Carbon: I own a machete. Also, I invented badges to kill everything in the world... Have you by chance seen any of them? Mario: The hell? Carbon: Don't ask. I like you... Might spare ya. Idk.

@somethingelse1388

4 жыл бұрын

@@superwhatevergamin9634 Carbon is gay for mario, that's why he doesn't kill him or his friends

Computer "touch my keys" Peach "ok il give you a little blow."

@sanslucy2163

3 жыл бұрын

XD XD XD XD I fricking lost it XD

@DanielPinel

3 жыл бұрын

0_o

@spikeynay7381

3 жыл бұрын

“We’re skipping that one”

12:59 We'll TAKE Boggly Woods, And PUSH it somewhere else!

@jamescoughlan5526

3 жыл бұрын

I looked all over the comment section for this joke! Thank you so much😁

@emmaclouse6352

4 ай бұрын

fatguy703 made this exact joke in the playthrough he did lol

"The only problem is that I have no more problems." Mr. Mowz is deeply wise.

@condoslime776

4 жыл бұрын

Me also doesn't like mario signified by his line "Oh I almost forgot, somewhere in this place are features to help you with hanging yourself" which stryder didn't show in the highlights for some reason. Oh and btw. Make also says "hang yourself now"

@GSFigure

4 жыл бұрын

Wtf 444 likes

@Ze_eT

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that is really deep. If you have no problems, life is boring and you kind of want problems to happen.

@haronka

4 жыл бұрын

i thought that is a problem until i got one after that (2 months) i was happy that i had no problems again

@christianloder8127

2 жыл бұрын

"I can't believe that other thieves are other thieves"

"Do you protect all games?" "I do." You said that like you were swearing an oath and it was hilarious

@percher4824

4 жыл бұрын

Immediately followed by "Rescued all life"

@TheBreadstick

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds ilke an oath nintendo would make

@blooplesdoesstuff8072

4 жыл бұрын

Says the person known for crashing Paper Mario

@user-so4ov7re3s

4 жыл бұрын

The oath of True Gamers.

@tech6hutch

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-so4ov7re3s ™️

I love how this guy has such a sweet voice while saying "I'm sorry, bitch"

Right off the bat after after TEC sees Peach they are like "You just turned my floppy disk into a hard drive" 😳

@Formalec

Жыл бұрын

Haha some techno wordplay is always great😂

Come visit the Great Tree, we got: -Apples -Pizzerias -Ugly creatures -Things

@OriginalGameteer

4 жыл бұрын

Dont forget Punishment

@Introbulus

4 жыл бұрын

Rabbits too.

@Enderspearl184

4 жыл бұрын

And a disease

@Demontrigger14K

4 жыл бұрын

-Big Ass

@chaoskat5939

4 жыл бұрын

And the British, who might be starting a revolution

"Each time you get a star-shaped image, you gain a new special dance!" Is this the new Shantae game?

@OriginalGameteer

4 жыл бұрын

Mario gonna start DDR dancing now

@D.KlWA-aG

4 жыл бұрын

Mario dancing is shaking his head

@RaceBandit

4 жыл бұрын

It's the new Kirby Randomizer. One of the options is to shuffle Kirby's victoly dance.

3:31 "See enemy picture and watch the war in HD-oh, we _gotta_ do that."

@gadielinutil

Жыл бұрын

Blah

"Speak when you talk." I'm definitely using that.

For anyone who wasn’t in the stream, there’s a line where Punio simply says “Hang yourself now”

@brendaajamu7152

4 жыл бұрын

Is there a way to get the stream with live chat?

@Charziken

4 жыл бұрын

@@brendaajamu7152 You'll have to head to his twitch channel and check the videos section

@waterwaifu612

4 жыл бұрын

Charziken omfg

@flinch2440

4 жыл бұрын

GIVE ME YOUR FACE PETA

@themaskedstallion

Ай бұрын

​@@Charzikeni cant find it

“I came here to eat hoko saba and destroy our city” I’m dead, I seriously can’t anymore. carbon is the best character in the game

@condoslime776

4 жыл бұрын

Can you believe that carbon will get even better than this? There's this email at the start of section 3

@froakie1404

4 жыл бұрын

I just rlly like how Carbon’s only 2 motivations are to kill everyone and to be with his true love Mario

@condoslime776

4 жыл бұрын

@@fabricatorzayac There's a second dragon for carbon though.

@CommanderWiggins

4 жыл бұрын

"I came here to eat hoko saba and destroy our city! And I'm all out of hoko saba."

@RWAsur

4 жыл бұрын

this Carbon is now my kindred spirit

"Do you protect all games?" "I do" I loved that moment

To this day I still use the playlist for these videos to go to sleep to; the soothing voice and mostly mindless entertainment factors kind of make it perfect for me.

Mario and the Extremely Thirsty Kingdom featuring Carbon, his boyfriend.

@alarmy5211

4 жыл бұрын

mario is gay in this timeline.

@TwistyTreeline

4 жыл бұрын

I came

@iamachair8857

4 жыл бұрын

Fawful0 Don’t forget that Carbon is Christ!

@valshaped

4 жыл бұрын

@@iamachair8857 Carbon and his father invented everything, yes.

@smbeast7170

4 жыл бұрын

Carbon is simultaneously Christ and The Destroyer

Carbon has such a dark mind: wants to murder everyone and he does not care one bit

@runningoncylinders3829

4 жыл бұрын

He's savage to his dad too and wants to be hard for his love interest. He's practically the opposite of how he was in the base game.

@flinch2440

4 жыл бұрын

He uses the hammer hammer to hit all enemies on earth

@cutecommie

4 жыл бұрын

Carbon rise up We live in a society

@user-ts4pr4rj2p

4 жыл бұрын

He also hits on Mario from time to time

@Usernamestill_Unavailable

4 жыл бұрын

12:09 Carbon is also gay

Me: **coughs** Me: It's just a cough. My mom: It's just a cough. Doctor: It's just a cough. Google: *The thumbnail*

@K1ttyGam3r

4 жыл бұрын

This aged well

@drb6642

3 жыл бұрын

Oh wow thats relateable

@CabeliotCometier

3 жыл бұрын

@@K1ttyGam3r aged really well

@UltraVioletLite

3 жыл бұрын

@Kyle Chen OH N O HADUYSFGUAFSDGBFUYS,DGBFH NCXKJNJCXNIVIN

@kkTeaz

3 жыл бұрын

@@CabeliotCometier "death incarnate's out the door-"

"It's me, girl!" "Do not buy anything, I have several buttons and boys!" How much do you charge

"Touch my front keys." I can't even Please release highlights of the rest, dear god. I may die from asphyxiation, but I'll die happy.

@novameowww

4 жыл бұрын

"touch my front keys" Okay! bz,nczx,nvz,vnbcx,bvnmvb,xzb,bxzbn,bzx,cvbzx,

@iceypumpkinhead

4 жыл бұрын

Horny Super Computer

@ooferine504

4 жыл бұрын

Find a way to nut this week, right

@ZelosSama

4 жыл бұрын

oh yeah , i was laughing so much at 3pm , i think i woke up my neighbors in my apartment block

@Killerbeast-hx5qp

4 жыл бұрын

I came

"Mario drives a very nice car" "Luh-Luxury?!" That fit so perfectly

@heartcore_addict

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@Jensenrobinb

4 жыл бұрын

666 likes

@byonixen

4 жыл бұрын

Big ass PAIN is better

@OutfoxedSAR

3 жыл бұрын

Soooo true

45 seconds in "Rescued all life" Good job, time to go home

"I worry about my second car accident" is such a goddamn mood if you have anxiety. Like, you've been in one and you feel like it's just a matter of time before your second one.

Peach: "All right...Let me give you a blow" After all the other =ahem= "flirting" leading up to this from TEC...It's the BEST mistranslation in this whole thing.

@VynalDerp

4 жыл бұрын

I've seen enough hentai to know there is already porn of Peach x TEC

@michaelr20010713

4 жыл бұрын

Didn't games re-painted do something similar with TEC and Peach? Where TEC was constantly hitting on her

@jamesdraken8456

4 жыл бұрын

@touma He said at the beginning that the text was run through google translate several times. It wasn't a mistranslation per say, but rather it was made by exploiting the limitations of an auto-translator to deliberately garble the language.

It's crazy how consistent Carbon's character is in this.

@FlamingZelda3

4 жыл бұрын

it's because he went from being emo and insecure to being a horny edgelord.

@HuntressCody

4 жыл бұрын

Carbon is simply sadistic and is slowly losing his mind. No offense to anybody actually named Carbon.

@CastafioreOnYoutube

4 жыл бұрын

I would die for Carbon

@D.KlWA-aG

4 жыл бұрын

Castafiore it’s interesting how I told you to bleep for yourself got my comment removed

@D.KlWA-aG

4 жыл бұрын

Eric Lee ever breathe in carbon dioxide

"In other words, I came." ...This is going to be some kind of slice of magic, isn't it?

I love how the translation made the Grump's horny TEC dialogue AND Mario's lust for Koops a reality

"The only problem is that I have no more problems" I want that on a sticker or something.

@runningoncylinders3829

4 жыл бұрын

Life's too perfect it sucks! - Some bratty Dr. Phil teen I would assume

@brickwallplays7864

4 жыл бұрын

A sticker. Maybe a sticker STAR

"But do not cooperate with Carbon! Please!" I love how messed up and concerning Carbon is.

Carbon: "You will regret everything" Yeah, yeah.

6:58 when looking this scene from a bit further away, it looks like Koops has a gun. The shadow of the block aligns perfectly

>this battle is inevitable The battle: I am inevitable

@mm-lw8yd

4 жыл бұрын

@TylerTV Gaming no

@mm-lw8yd

4 жыл бұрын

@TylerTV Gaming mario: and it's a me, Mario

@kalebhopping800

4 жыл бұрын

@@mm-lw8yd You thought it was a me, mario, but no, *ITS DIO*

@jeffersongutierritos1992

4 жыл бұрын

buddy roe x Hopping kono Mario da

Honestly “This battle is inevitable.” Sounds soooo much better than “you can’t run from this battle.”

@kamui1847

4 жыл бұрын

can't escape from crossing fate

@lollikabosso.w.n7153

4 жыл бұрын

I love how it makes a simple story battle, wich you have to fight, Into a battle to the death wich was destined by the gods to happen as way of determining the fate of the universe, life and nature. Winner gets ascended into godhood.

@obamnaprismus

4 жыл бұрын

I just ruined 420 likes but was worth it What happened to me?

@RoyalFusilier

4 жыл бұрын

My favorite is when this shit is Accidentally Profound. "Do you protect all games?" "Rescued all life." "You will regret everything."

@thememe4u

4 жыл бұрын

@Writter Gamer I looked in this comment's replies just to find this specific one

19:26 yeah i support LGBT Let's Go Big Tree

@LimeFishy

3 жыл бұрын

Lol why

@DargorShepard

3 жыл бұрын

@@LimeFishy Why not?

"Mario is a toaster"! You know what they say Luigi . . . Marios toast toast!

I can’t count how many times this made me want to say “the floor here is made out of floor”

@StarLight72267

4 жыл бұрын

Ah yes

@isecodude6114

4 жыл бұрын

The floor

@dumpingstirs1143

4 жыл бұрын

Here is

@fluzzy4517

4 жыл бұрын

Made of

@Amber_123

4 жыл бұрын

floor

"Touch my front keys..." "Alright... let me give you a blow."

@edbooflor6099

4 жыл бұрын

I haven't seen many people talk about TEC saying, "I would like to see them". But it's not even close to making me laugh as much as "Touch my front keys".

@Nyzer_

4 жыл бұрын

"Okay, then. At night?" "Don't sleep, Princess."

"I came, Mario, Take it!"

“Hey, by the way, hard for you...” “That’s wickedness...”

Apparently, Carbon: -Highly dislikes his father and wants to end him, ALL -Is hard for his girlfriend -Has his father dislike him also, his father telling Mario not to cooperate with him -Wants to eat Hoko Saba and then *DESTROY THE CITY* -Has a really sarcastic and edgy personality, but also losing his sanity Best character of this mod lmao

@flaflaflamingo

4 жыл бұрын

He says he will travel with his lover, meaning he is in love with Mario

@SuperZombieBros

4 жыл бұрын

So he’s Bisexual.

@flaflaflamingo

4 жыл бұрын

@@SuperZombieBros he's a horny bastard

@trials_of_death3680

4 жыл бұрын

he also uses the rocket launcher on the tank, remember?

@totallynormal7660

4 жыл бұрын

He is also a prince

Prologue: "Go now: welcome to pain!" Me: "Oh we in for a treat!"

@spencerbowden2979

4 жыл бұрын

After fuckin goomba I laughed so hard I was hurting. This title isn’t wrong

I don't understand how you deliver these lines with a straight face most of the time yet I'm sitting here laughing my ass of every 3 seconds

3:27 That literally left me in tears! XD

@anna_arw6006

3 жыл бұрын

IKR lmao. That's the hardest I've laughed in the last year, I was on the floor clutching my sides.

-Destroy your enemies immediately -Fly the shell against all enemies on Earth I love these attack descriptions more than I should

@Zoinkerton778

4 жыл бұрын

I will end my dad

@legrandliseurtri7495

4 жыл бұрын

*the best shoes*

I just tried doing something like this with the phrase “Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door”. I ran it through about 5 languages and ended up with “Mario Mario: Millennium Department”

@NightmareSnake

4 жыл бұрын

Guess that means you gotta make your own, huh?

@runningoncylinders3829

4 жыл бұрын

Hope it won't end with him being banished to the Shadow Realm.

@mistyerrors3121

4 жыл бұрын

Hmm

@midgematic8659

4 жыл бұрын

I love nintendos new mascot Mario Mario!

@runningoncylinders3829

4 жыл бұрын

@@midgematic8659 Some people claim that was always his name since they're the "Mario Bros."

5:09 the game’s dialogue became self-aware

6:59 Carbon says he has a bad word and then says it at 8:47 12:55 It is revealed how peach ended up in the control room:She overthrew the previous leader and took control 23:23 It is revealed that mario is against the entirety of Persia

I love how Bowser is just really intimidated by how fancy Mario's car is.

@thatskeletordude5271

4 жыл бұрын

Viewbob Luh-Luxury ?!?

@crowsenpai5625

4 жыл бұрын

“I can’t head there in my Koopa copter, I’ll look like a fool compared to Mario’s car!”

@Ze_eT

4 жыл бұрын

Why does Mario still steal cars in SMM2 if he has such a fancy car?

@ArchangelTirael

4 жыл бұрын

Are you mean "Browser"?

@wally9540

4 жыл бұрын

*i have to destroy my back*

"Mario seems to drive a very nice car." "Luh-Luxury!?"

@WhipperTSnapper

4 жыл бұрын

"I have the best car in the world. Perfect."

@vharmi.

4 жыл бұрын

Mario be driving around in a Mercedes in Mario Kart 8. The 300 SL does have some swag I'll admit.

@zbigniewgulbinowicz1431

4 жыл бұрын

Of course, Cybertrack

@cellphonelightsaber

4 жыл бұрын

@@vharmi. With the bitter rivalry going on between Ferrari and Mercedes in Formula 1 right now, seeing a famous Italian character drive a Merc give me conniptions lol

@waterwaifu612

4 жыл бұрын

1Thunderfire egg daily?

22:21 OH CRAP I DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING 🤣🤣🤣 and I'm dying laughing, now!!! Poor Pannen!!!

12:44 Mario only has mail. He is only a pawn, a peasant, a FOOLISH MORTAL! 18:39 The words "flirting couch" sounds like that one couch in a TV show where 2 people speed date.

Trying to watch this and drink water at the same time was a mistake, my laptop screen is now speckled with water droplets from all the laughter

@condoslime776

4 жыл бұрын

I know the dangers of drinking water while playing this game. Fatguy703 fell for it multiple times during his BoM ToD playthrough. So much that I put it on a bingo card for his BoM 64 playthrough, sadly to not see it happen at all. He must've been more prepared this time.

Watch the war in HD Prof invited Mario to a "Special Movement" The talk of casual murders All the innuendos... This is a story of Mario and how he got involved in cross-city gang wars

@erosamurimdeassis4973

4 жыл бұрын

The British may start a revolution!

@Davidpoland2005

4 жыл бұрын

Fuckin goomba

@hxgrl

4 жыл бұрын

Just like Markiplier

20:28 nobody expects the english revolution!

4:46 "Snaps enemy spine in two then regenerates all wounds" is another way to put it.

@gadielinutil

Жыл бұрын

That sounds even more over powered.

I feel like Carbons is gonna becomes the main antagonist and kill everyone

@TunaDMoney

4 жыл бұрын

"You will regret everything"

@GodChaos333

4 жыл бұрын

He is an asshole.

@gregoriysharapov1936

4 жыл бұрын

My favourite part is when he is gonna react with Oxygen and eventually cause global warming.

@Seth_Hezekiah

4 жыл бұрын

It feels nice to revisit ToD like a year or so later.

@Arkatox

4 жыл бұрын

He's nowhere near as horrible as Garlic (Bow) is in Book of Mario 64.

“go now” “Welcome to pain” the entry of middle school

@angel420u

4 жыл бұрын

Can confirm that

@tiozuradasexatas6754

4 жыл бұрын

Relatable

@pastelcomet582

4 жыл бұрын

I haven't seen something so accurate.

@brentd2940

4 жыл бұрын

Really describes my first week of high school.

@SailorWhyachi

4 жыл бұрын

Accurate

Me when I talk to my crush: *Normal conversation What I really meant: 15:24

1:07 “ Go now, welcome to pain” Well made intro

"It is the blessed tree and I, Christ, as you are the stars" is the closest thing to a Shakespearean sonnet that I can imagine in a Paper Mario game.

@claudiaperi4990

4 жыл бұрын

“Are not the most valuable things just wicked?” is pretty poetic as well

@ScienceP

4 жыл бұрын

"God, you answered for it. I die for you, what do you think?" Is also very poetic

it's almost scary how the failed translations successfully put together a new story of "carbon tries to kill his own father"

@elloo98

4 жыл бұрын

Monkeys and typewriters I guess. For every semi-comprehensive storyline you have twenty completley nonsensical ones.

@doopsut

4 жыл бұрын

And Carbon having a deep love for mario

@Buttington_Headerson

4 жыл бұрын

Not really.

@hurt4322

4 жыл бұрын

And then Book of Mario 64 happened, and the story was actually good unironicly

@unlikelygamer

4 жыл бұрын

I know right! Carbon’s character was definitely the most consistent and it was amazing.

Loading screen tips be like: 10:04

I like to imagine that there's an alternate dimension where everyone talks like this. Beautiful.

As someone who doesn’t know the story of Paper Mario: Thousand Year Door... this is beautiful.

@willtheoreminer5527

4 жыл бұрын

same

@DracoHandsome

4 жыл бұрын

It's honestly not that different; even the adult references have some grounding in the JP dialogue

@Waffle-Ex-Eye-Vee

4 жыл бұрын

same

@geoman265.

4 жыл бұрын

same

@HeyItsAmber99

4 жыл бұрын

You dont need to know the story, this works just fine

"What's your flesh, baby?" is going to replace "What's your problem?" for me.

@personwhoruinsthejoke9463

4 жыл бұрын

but its not the original

@cookiebandit18

4 жыл бұрын

January! I'm walkin here!

“If you press A in the exact spring moment you do a rotation! Forever.” Damn, someone should tell Gyro and Johnny that it can be that easy.

8:37 What offending sound could Mario possibly make with an aggressive “R”?

@mysterypuns

4 жыл бұрын

Simplified Pirate Speech

@ExperimentalSDWH

2 жыл бұрын

Angry spaghetti noises!!!!

"You do a rotation.... *FOREVER*" Never laughed this hard before

@adantez7268

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like tusk act 4 to me

@Zoinkerton778

4 жыл бұрын

Spinnnnnn

@charliechumbuck9356

4 жыл бұрын

You softlock the game! Yay...

@mr.mermit6189

4 жыл бұрын

“Press A half!”

"What should I do? Utterly pass away?" keeping this for myself

@SamwellWK

4 жыл бұрын

Funnily enough, that is almost exactly what Hyness says in the official version of Kirby Star Allies.

@Bobb11881

4 жыл бұрын

@@SamwellWK Punio is Hyness confirmed.

No one lately: "Some of Goombella's bad translations make her sound like a Nymphomaniac."

@gardibro761

4 жыл бұрын

@Oreo Cookie It means you're addicted too sex

"MARIO is a toaster!" Had me laughing so much

“Quiet boobs!” I guess Beldam saw all the fan art of her sister

@rabnadskubla8594

4 жыл бұрын

Or she's referring to Quiet from MGS5.

@DracoHandsome

4 жыл бұрын

Brother.

@cappertc5191

4 жыл бұрын

@@DracoHandsome leave the man to his dreams.

@YuNarukamiBrakeAnimalplz

4 жыл бұрын

@@DracoHandsome Sister.

@yukowolfang8645

4 жыл бұрын

Vivian is a dood in Japan that is

If you press A in the exact spring moment you will do a rotation! *Forever*

@spoonsareoccasionallymadeo5728

4 жыл бұрын

*_The infinite rotation!_*

@AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange

4 жыл бұрын

Spoons Are Occasionally Made Of Metal He hit that gold rotation just right

@demonminer8093

4 жыл бұрын

@@spoonsareoccasionallymadeo5728 This made me laugh, and i dont know why... ya know, it's *funny*

"GO NOW welcome to pain" is fucking funny

@gadielinutil

Жыл бұрын

1:06 The doctors when I was born

"This battle is inevitable." Tony Stark: Ah shit, here we go again

"MARIO is a toaster!" "I eat people, hey." "But the truth is, I'm gonna end my father. Him. All."

@waterwaifu612

4 жыл бұрын

Smajet carbon is the destroyer of worlds

@Firguy

4 жыл бұрын

You know what they say...

@andrem.106

4 жыл бұрын

Nobody is gonna talk about Vivian and Marilyn are two thirsty, kinky fucks?

@TheLetterJ10

4 жыл бұрын

Timestamp plz

@tai3531

4 жыл бұрын

"You will regret everything!" "All right... Let me give you a blow."

"I can not believe other thieves are other thieves. What a strange thing..." hmm yes the floor here is made out of floor

@mememan7515

4 жыл бұрын

The walls are made out of walls

@thegreatlunala6363

4 жыл бұрын

Insert random object "is made of" random object.

@RandomTRandomReal

4 жыл бұрын

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds is a minute?

@ethnictendo

4 жыл бұрын

Grass is green.

@AwesomEthan

4 жыл бұрын

Your profile pic is cursed

Hearing the whole exchange of "I cannot believe other thieves are other thieves, what a strange thing...", followed by "H-Hey! bullshit?" all read by Stryder in such a deadpan voice is what I've lived my life for

"Welcome to pain." Talk about apropos. Lol!

this sounds more like a fanfiction than google translate

@TheUltimateRare

4 жыл бұрын

but is it more fanfict than a Fan fict put through google translate?

@slivorywings2821

4 жыл бұрын

I concur it's funny to me.

Book Of Mario Thousands Of Doors: Rated M for: -Violence -Sexual themes -Strong language -Extremely creepy consistency -Mention/Use of Alcohol -Overuse of the phrase "I came"

@Bacony_Cakes

4 жыл бұрын

-Carbon, just Carbon.

@MikeWall-fb4ue

4 жыл бұрын

I die for u

@Emel_unlegit

4 жыл бұрын

I do when i see snow

@CarsofStl_

4 жыл бұрын

Well I guess they failed no nut November

@greminboye

4 жыл бұрын

Andreas Jur r/woosh

21:59 someone should say that to PETA

10:18 Well, that's not entirely wrong. Mario's hair has been blue and green because of palette limitations. (Also, 5000th.)

“I can not believe other thieves are other thieves. What a strange thing...” *hmmm yes, the floor here is made out of floor*

@thetimecapsule1680

4 жыл бұрын

People die when they are killed.

@maskeddededepression1400

4 жыл бұрын

The Time Capsule when I close my eyes. I can’t see

@gdttdeggegdh5471

4 жыл бұрын

Gun attacks are effective against enemies weak to guns!

@mewxtherealitygod4706

4 жыл бұрын

@@maskeddededepression1400 a is the first letter of the alphabet

@killthemwithfirelol

4 жыл бұрын

@@thetimecapsule1680 Not if we deploy ACTIVE MEASURES.