"I'm drying inside" When you're suicidal but you have time for a pun based on your sandy origins

@BoibbleicecubebfdiMrexist

4 жыл бұрын

Suicidal?

@TakeNoShift

4 жыл бұрын

t h a t s d e e p b r o

@ariesunderground5936

4 жыл бұрын

1:42

@hurt4322

4 жыл бұрын

F'in deep

@thecorn1448

4 жыл бұрын

Well it's because my home town is dry and dry its dry dry

Therapist: How do you feel? Desert toad: I'm drying inside

@dasutanehineri

4 жыл бұрын

If someone ever forces a therapist onto me I'll only ever answer their questions with "I'm desert toading right now"

@cloudkid2239

4 жыл бұрын

i always thought desert toad was saying im dying inside

@MegaZeta

4 жыл бұрын

*I M N O T I N A G O O D P L A C E*

@hurt4322

4 жыл бұрын

baddum crash

@thecorn1448

4 жыл бұрын

Forbidden beef jerky

"no one uses legs without my consent!" He copyrighted legs no one is allowed to walk without his permission

@thegodforger923

4 жыл бұрын

Oh no he's Ken Penders!

@W.2026

4 жыл бұрын

He's now going to monetize every youtube video that shows legs for himself

@dabiatsuhiro3984

4 жыл бұрын

Welp, guess I don't have to get up and go to school. XD

@silver11x1

4 жыл бұрын

@@dabiatsuhiro3984 if someone puts you in a wheelchair, you'll still have to go to school as you're technically not using your legs...

@josheboythespeedrunner8491

4 жыл бұрын

Good thing I have a wheelchair and joe is also safe

“what can I do? I cannot reach this level” -every mobile game ad ever

@caros.6072

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated

BoM: ToD- Recruiting slooty types and warmongers. BoM 64- Starting a business, gathering a team of CEOs.

@brolytriplethreat

4 жыл бұрын

Oh it gets much, much better

@CrashCubeZeroOne

4 жыл бұрын

And getting help from the government.

"The village is located near Goverman's Goomnuts..." *[audible sigh]*

@menacingarc2297

4 жыл бұрын

“The family stays here and are Goverman’s toy.”

@anueutsuho7425

4 жыл бұрын

@@menacingarc2297 Goompa wears the "I don't need sex because the government fucks me everyday"

@painedfetus8210

4 жыл бұрын

Stryder7x shouldn't have included that in a KZread video bc of demonetization. BUT demonetization is being removed from KZread, or so I've heard

@Volkswagen_will

4 жыл бұрын

Dont Forget About Goomba C*ck And His Sister

@williamsmoak5787

4 жыл бұрын

Be woke, be cool

I love how Peach just exclaims "What the Hell?" when she sees a talking star in her room lmao

@Soulraven2735

3 жыл бұрын

Super relatable

@Lazer_Specter

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, wouldn't you?

@amogus7

2 жыл бұрын

What will *you* do when you see a _talking star_ in your room???

"Be woke, be cool. A calm spirit is smarter." - Gandhi

@anneobrien1946

4 жыл бұрын

How does no one reply to this

@johnjr2196

4 жыл бұрын

@@anneobrien1946 because there's nothing need to be said

@Knuckx117

4 жыл бұрын

@@anneobrien1946 The comment is perfect by itself.

@Mason_Blondeau

4 жыл бұрын

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind -Gandhi

@michaelzhang7098

4 жыл бұрын

Mario, you can do things! -Gandhi

Unlike Paper Mario TTYD which only the main line stuff was translated, Paper Mario 64 is ENTIRELY translated including all side quests, items/recipes, and all conversations with NPCs.

@fakefirstnamefakelastname8305

4 жыл бұрын

mindscapejem No, I think all of TTYD was translated too.

@PunmasterJesus

4 жыл бұрын

@@fakefirstnamefakelastname8305 it's not, most npcs still have their old dialog unfortunately.

@Darkfawfulx

4 жыл бұрын

@@PunmasterJesus Too much to translate in TTYD?

@mindscapejem

4 жыл бұрын

@@fakefirstnamefakelastname8305 It wasn't, you can download the mod yourself and find that most of the stuff wasn't translated. Or you could watch Stryder's stream on Twitch and see that he checked out a lot of the NPC dialogue to find that it was largely unchanged.

@Underworlder5

4 жыл бұрын

@@justcallmeSven i doubt the one who did the translating remembers exactly what languages were chosen. those with a lot of multiple meanings or grammatical differences get the best result

Paper mario but it's business and politics

@rafeverao4105

4 жыл бұрын

And a chunk of religious imagery spattered for good measure.

@Pataponaddict

4 жыл бұрын

and bowser is pregnant

@iheartkiecats

4 жыл бұрын

And also sex. Business, politics, and sex. So basically the real world!

@hellgazer8370

3 жыл бұрын

And suicidal and homicidal thoughts! So still the real world. Damn we are fucked up.

@actuallymichealafton8372

3 жыл бұрын

And sadness

"I'm a disease and I will give it to you. This is possible." Imagine if that was said in Terminator 2 instead of "Hasta la vista baby."

@mrthorian8096

4 жыл бұрын

and to say that that statement became quite a threat recently

@JoSephGD

4 жыл бұрын

This comment did not age well.

@Kasmodamous

3 жыл бұрын

*This is possible*

"No one uses legs without my consent!" - Captain Mr. Trooper 2001

@Sigma_San

4 жыл бұрын

No, 2001. It said on the title screen.

So this paper mario is about mario as he tries to eliminate peach who is held captive by browser. And mario is helped by the goverment, a corporation and someone who works at the corporation.

@SecretAgentYaya

4 жыл бұрын

It gets wilder than that.

@CptObvious

4 жыл бұрын

If you want to find the full story, there's already an entire wiki dedicated to Book of Mario 64 and Thousands of Doors.

@fallouthirteen

4 жыл бұрын

Mario attempting to overthrow the monarchy and establish a corporatocracy.

@mattok101digitaltamer9

4 жыл бұрын

@@CptObvious please post a link

@blizzard2508-k7n

4 жыл бұрын

@@mattok101digitaltamer9 you can probably search it up...

"Yes, European Union, yes!" Browser is still pissed about Brexit, isn't he?

@revenevan11

4 жыл бұрын

He selected the "Politics" battle option

@mickkelley3776

4 жыл бұрын

@Agent 005 👌

@gengarzilla1685

4 жыл бұрын

The only difference is that Mario actually left.

@robertwozniak7263

4 жыл бұрын

Let me guess. Mario is Farage

@charlie4christ536

4 жыл бұрын

(John 11:25-26) "Jesus said unto her, I am the resurrection, and the life: he that believeth in me, though he were dead, yet shall he live:And whosoever liveth and believeth in me shall never die. Believest thou this?" Repent and turn to Christ Jesus before it is too late. For after this comes the JUDGMENT. Christ died for your sins and rose on the third day, showing that anyone who trusts in him for salvation, will have everlasting life. (John 3:16) For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

5:42 I love how this description of Goverman is so freaking consistent with the rest of the game. You will see plenty of his hatred and questionable wit in practically all tattles

@iceicicle3046

3 жыл бұрын

Oh it's sapphire chao. Love your videos :)

@fukkthisnewupdate8882

Жыл бұрын

@@iceicicle3046 I thought you said sapphic cleo at first

"We have politics as a battle choice" Thats deep

@gifigi6006

3 жыл бұрын

I still don't understand, how did they translate to this.

@Lizuma

3 жыл бұрын

@@gifigi6006 They put the original text through several different languages and converted it back to English

@deeeenisttv

3 жыл бұрын

@@gifigi6006 it's a bit of a stretch but I can see how strategy would change to politics, they're similar in a vague way. Plus often times there are words which mean 2 different things. Ball and balls for example

We had to go backwards because Carbon destroyed the world as we knew it.

@gautran395

4 жыл бұрын

god damnit, Carbon!

@HyLion

4 жыл бұрын

Why do you think Super Paper Mario is about the destruction of every world?

@smbeast7170

4 жыл бұрын

Count Bleck was secretly Carbon all along

@glacierwolf2155

4 жыл бұрын

This is before the War. It's like the Star Wars prequels, but better.

@KingExalted

4 жыл бұрын

Mario should've never trusted Carbon.

6:20 I love this moment "The house is located near Goverman's... Goomnuts" *Inhale*

@lilandeintheirl

4 жыл бұрын

G o o m n u t s

@perrywakeman4087

4 жыл бұрын

@@lilandeintheirl G O O O O O O O O M N N N U T S

@avonthesageoc4980

4 жыл бұрын

Meanwhile in a parallel universe: the house isint near Insurancwomans Bacock

"Mario, you just came! Keep at it! Stupid!" Ahh yes, my wife says the same thing to me every night

@jesalt8230

3 жыл бұрын

You're married to a female Marshtomp?

@Levi_The_One_The_Only

3 жыл бұрын

So either your name is Mario as well or y'all have some freaky roleplay goin on ;)

@dELTA13579111315

3 жыл бұрын

@@Levi_The_One_The_Only Mario is his wife's boyfriend's name

@Mehlmaschinex

3 жыл бұрын

@@dELTA13579111315 oh no

“Can tell the enemy’s features and HP using his hatred and wit!” That sure aged well.

@dreamycarnival4400

3 жыл бұрын

explain plz

@bluedogz1624

3 жыл бұрын

I’m referring to later in the series when he uses Tattle, where the descriptions are insane

@dreamycarnival4400

3 жыл бұрын

ohhhhh

@Lizuma

3 жыл бұрын

He sure made use of his hatred

*Great Cop* *I'm afraid* *I'm scared* *I'm tired* My favorite villains.

@claudiaperi4990

4 жыл бұрын

Who needs Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles when you have the Coop Notes?

@NinjaFerret56

4 жыл бұрын

when i saw these names i immediately thought of the niche of pac man ghosts inky blinky pinky clyde

@miraak1151

4 жыл бұрын

the four horsemen

@OriginalGameteer

4 жыл бұрын

@@miraak1151 I mean, they can delete the ground so they are pretty dangerous

@MegaZeta

4 жыл бұрын

I'm proud of Virgin Mary

Now we have Carbon and Corporate

@KingExalted

4 жыл бұрын

The only difference is Carbon (Koops) was made more Devious with the translations.

@stevienicksisafreakinglege4413

4 жыл бұрын

@@KingExalted Yeah Carbon hates everyone but his true love Mario!

@stevienicksisafreakinglege4413

4 жыл бұрын

@ShadowKitteh I can't wait!

@diogoayres7953

4 жыл бұрын

Can't wait for google translated O' Chunks and Bleck

@SerLagsalot

4 жыл бұрын

Diogo Ayres That would be goddamned AMAZING

goverman sounds like an earthbound enemy who is a senator

"The princess is so beautiful! I want to be one!" OK, make a princess impression to see "Moo" There's work to do

So proud of Corporate for climbing the him ladder

@BoibbleicecubebfdiMrexist

4 жыл бұрын

You mean upgrading the super ladder. 100th like

@mm-lw8yd

4 жыл бұрын

He's the carbon of this game

@asparagusoreo3280

4 жыл бұрын

@@mm-lw8yd plot twist: Corporate is Carbon from another dimension

@cameronballz6154

4 жыл бұрын

Correction: the *super* ladder

@GODOFAWSOMENESS1

3 жыл бұрын

@Mathcoolb yeah but not in bold

Stryder's audible defeat for all the dirty language makes me whole

@9dash

4 жыл бұрын

BlueDino and yet he can still say fuck

"Be woke, be cool. A calm spirit is smarter." I need that on a T-shirt

“Favorite Flower Princess Shaft.

Fireplace! I love you!

@superwhatevergamin9634

4 жыл бұрын

Considering it being winter, this is mood af.

@zarnox3071

4 жыл бұрын

@@superwhatevergamin9634 Consider yourself lucky to be in the northern hemisphere. Just had two days over 40°C here.

@SuperZergMan

4 жыл бұрын

Mario is in a frame?

@katacutie

4 жыл бұрын

@@zarnox3071 did you survive that

@zarnox3071

4 жыл бұрын

@@katacutie Yes, but it isn't fun, especially when you're also trying to save power.

Unfortunately, we don't have Carbon anymore, but now Goombario has become a member of the -government- *_Goverman-t_*

@thatonestarmanintorobotics4319

4 жыл бұрын

N e i n Yain't h'ving pow'&er over BoM Sik's T. Forr! Big'n attack on t'e make Ng! KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (This is for what comes next. Reminda'y!)

@rasbearity6594

4 жыл бұрын

WHY THE F ARE YOU *EVERYWHERE*

@superwhatevergamin9634

4 жыл бұрын

*Governman presses "f" to pay his respects.*

@No0pe

4 жыл бұрын

We got Corporate now

@crystaljon

4 жыл бұрын

I think you mean, "we don't have Carbon YET."

I laughed so hard I gagged at the whole “goomba cock” straight into “Mario touched us!” And then Bowser being referred to as “your pregnancy” got me again.

@ConsarnitTokkori

Жыл бұрын

who the fuck is bowser

“talk about crash...” “crashing Paper Mario?” STRYDER NO

@JoSephGD

4 жыл бұрын

Crash Bandicoot?

@dustin202

3 жыл бұрын

STRYDER YES

A magikoopa party member would legit be really awesome, actually

@Omnicrom

4 жыл бұрын

It makes me sad we never got one because you're totally correct.

@Shritistrang

4 жыл бұрын

@@Omnicrom Maybe we'll get one in the next Paper Mario game. ...yeah, I didn't even believe that myself.

@1Thunderfire

4 жыл бұрын

I'd really love a Shy Guy partner too.

@kingcrimson4133

4 жыл бұрын

@@somerandomnerd5736 But at what cost?

@AndreVHY

3 жыл бұрын

It happened

Hey, did I already mention that dry dry dry dry dry is very dry? Like dry dry dry dry dry dry drying dry?

@kelvindavis172

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, chapter 2 seems to have some very "dry" humor.

@SerLagsalot

4 жыл бұрын

@@kelvindavis172 Boooo!

@IanZWhite00

4 жыл бұрын

What words were they using that all translated to dry I never played the original

@SuperZergMan

4 жыл бұрын

@@IanZWhite00 Probably "Dry Dry Desert" or "Dry Dry Outpost"

@volkanik3070

4 жыл бұрын

@@kelvindavis172 looking at this makes me want to dry.

“I can not stop menstruating. It was very embarrassing.” Why is no one talking about this? (10:17)

@brodycoffey910

4 жыл бұрын

😏69 likes

@brodycoffey910

4 жыл бұрын

69 likes 😏

@m3gAm37aLmAnX

4 жыл бұрын

Bar none the funniest line in this episode

@hazeltree7738

3 жыл бұрын

@@m3gAm37aLmAnX What about "Don't use your lips? I'm behind you, and I can see your progress. You came, Mario!"

@InsanePigeon

3 жыл бұрын

15:18 is better, the little star claiming to work for bowser and telling mario that peach is dead.

The best character in this is that fuzzy in the forest "Good luck getting it, gamers!" "Like a bad bitch!' "Here, boring ass!" Then when things didn't go his way the first thing to come into his mind get mario to leave him alone was: "If you have a problem, i'm a disease and I will give it to you!" Then to ensure that there were no further questions: "This is possible." Fucking legend he was

Just let's take a moment of silence to commemorate Jeff the Gate's existence? He was a pretty crucial character despite of his short camera time... You will be remembered.

@davidlink53

4 жыл бұрын

F'

@AhtiJeff

4 жыл бұрын

F

@glacierwolf2155

4 жыл бұрын

I guess we should F. F

@FlashbackGuyYT

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe we should F’

"They destroyed the guide and released the Nurse" Guide was slain... Wall of Flesh has awoken!

@ranthe17th52

4 жыл бұрын

MAN OF CULTURE!!!!

@jimmyjohnjoejr

4 жыл бұрын

Jimmy's screams were silenced by Wall of Flesh...

@eyesaac4569

4 жыл бұрын

Nice

@toonsandwich4284

4 жыл бұрын

The souls of light and dark have been released...

@torreywhiting5402

4 жыл бұрын

"Mario was licked"

I was floored at "Mario touched us!" i wasn't ready at all xD

@potato-rp2bf

4 жыл бұрын

Same

This is as realistic as real life Don’t believe me? “Mario touched us!” *Giant goomba comes along* We can only assume that’s law enforcement

They have an entire wiki on the Book of Mario, which includes a ton of lore I didn't know just from these videos alone, since they were described in such cryptic riddles. For example, the War is constantly mentioned through out the two games, it began before Book of Mario 64, and hasn't ended even after Thousands of Doors. Countries involved include Persia, the EU, Great Britain, and Russia. The US is currently neutral in the conflict.

@mariocamspam72

3 жыл бұрын

ok

@originalcharacter2459

3 жыл бұрын

And now with King of Miami there’s Mario teaming up with Brazil

Goverman Bob ?, nuisant talker, loves Mario and hates everyone else, wants to die but his good health care prevents that

@robertachtelik1058

4 жыл бұрын

Goverman Bob ? - Suffering from success

@volkanik3070

4 жыл бұрын

He talks so people -listen- walk away.

@kingcrimson4133

4 жыл бұрын

Goverman Bob Goombar

6:57 Goomba king:So Mario,you're far away,I respect it. Goverman:Such a great goomba king. Look at him,doing social distancing,good for him.

4:27 Jr. Troopa: "I'll be back, Mario!" *leaves, then returns* Jr. Troopa "I think I'll be back!" 🤣🤣

Goverman: the politician Corporate: the CEO Bomer: another corporate leader Parikarius: the scholar Mario’s elite party will destroy Peach and free Browser

@madface7820

4 жыл бұрын

Ok, Bomer

@nintendoboy3605

4 жыл бұрын

This comment actually made me laugh

@Xoiland

4 жыл бұрын

Nintendo Boy Thank you!

@nintendoboy3605

4 жыл бұрын

@@Xoiland Your welcome

@nasanierulastname2997

4 жыл бұрын

_angry soviet noises_

After seeing the other chapters on livestream, Goverman tattling "using his hatred and wit" is surprisingly accurate.

@VonFirflirch

4 жыл бұрын

Can't wait to see the Shame Boys ;)

"I'm not in a good place. There seem to be many guests here." me, anytime i go to any social gathering

"I'm going to cry!" -Vegetables

@pixelleaf5037

4 жыл бұрын

Blue_Octoling I love how it turned “I’m gonna make you cry!” into “I’m gonna cry!”

@usernametaken017

3 жыл бұрын

16:26

I'm curious to see what would happen to Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga if this got ran through Google Translate given Fawful's already broken speech pattern.

@ladyholiday3863

4 жыл бұрын

Dear lord, that would be HILARIOUS.

@mattok101digitaltamer9

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine if it turns to normal

@walugusgrudenburg3068

4 жыл бұрын

THE CONDIMENT OF MY CALAMITY

@OriginalCreatorSama

4 жыл бұрын

oh dear do it

@Chaletica

4 жыл бұрын

yes

"We can delete the ground when the situation is bad" *『ZA HANDO』*

@knownas2017

4 жыл бұрын

Speaking of 「ZA HANDO」... Where'd your head go?

@BoibbleicecubebfdiMrexist

4 жыл бұрын

???

@knownas2017

4 жыл бұрын

@@BoibbleicecubebfdiMrexist Uncultured swine.

@dabby1180

4 жыл бұрын

@@BoibbleicecubebfdiMrexist bald brain

@jeffersongutierritos1992

4 жыл бұрын

If I am not mistaken, I guess the re was a star wich could stop time *[Za warudo]*

Love to see classics such as "I came" and "Persian ruler" sticking around!

When you finally figure out "Blast Away the Wall" in Whomp's Fortress: (8:42)

@revolutionstudios5052

3 жыл бұрын

@OctagonalSM64 Flashbang!

@charKT-7461

2 жыл бұрын

After every visit to Rainbow Ride

Even back then, Peach is still an asshole and Browser is still trying to sound menacing. And then enemies are trying to help Mario

So in this game peach is a serial killer who gets hard commiting homocide?

@TheBcoolGuy

4 жыл бұрын

That also means she's a chick with a dick! ;)

@anueutsuho7425

4 жыл бұрын

Who hates Mario

@coastersplus

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheBcoolGuy Thousands of Doors has a whole arc where Princess of Peaches/Prince Peach repeatedly questions their gender after being called a female woman.

@NimhLabs

4 жыл бұрын

... so a homocidal trans* woman with megalomaniacal tendencies? Just like she has always been. xD

@DoctorNovakaine

4 жыл бұрын

That's why Mario has been tasked with stopping her, I guess.

15:15 when stryder said "my hot little" in that voice it stirred up feelings in me i didn't know i could have

@claudiaperi4990

4 жыл бұрын

Stryder’s sultry & smooth voice is seriously one of the best parts of this whole thing

@edbooflor6099

4 жыл бұрын

He probably attracts everyone who hears his voice.

12:00 "Do you know that the game is shit out of town? I remember there was a peripheral for the Station" So this old Koopa remembers of the SNES Play Station the CD-Rom add-on for the SNES.

8:54: " This is magical. Magic has a magical p*nis." Thats how magic works

@exantiuse497

4 жыл бұрын

"Are you ready for my ass?"

What do you guys think of "Book of Mario 64" so far? Any favorite characters?

@js1.987

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@-cloudfall-

4 жыл бұрын

Hi. How are ya? Notification gang.

@atomicbigweld4570

4 жыл бұрын

Great

@L3X1N

4 жыл бұрын

Really loving your reactions to the dialogue so far. About the second question, Paul is the favorite of all!

@TheDiamondFoxes

4 жыл бұрын

Goomb for sure he can tell enemies features using hatred

"We can delete the ground when the situation is bad." Koopa Bros. Red is Okuyasa confirmed.

9:38 sign says "almost" now thats dedication

Damn, now that Peach rejected him, many people seem to want Mario.

TYD was funny but holy shit this is incredible

@MakenaForest

4 жыл бұрын

you mean TOD

@thatdieguy5310

4 жыл бұрын

Sadie Some people just don’t know the difference between Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door and Book of Mario: Thousands of Doors

@percher4824

4 жыл бұрын

Don't worry, it only gets better.

I’m currently writing a fan fiction about Carbon.

@appelofdoom8211

4 жыл бұрын

Yoshi Music post a link when your done. I wanna see that shit.

@tathnousoxide9707

4 жыл бұрын

make one about oxygen afterwards plz

@yoshimusic6279

4 жыл бұрын

appelofdoom Dude Its taking me awhile but I think it’s really good.imma about half way, and things are gettin pretty dark for Carbon

@yoshimusic6279

4 жыл бұрын

If you guys miss the link here, sub to me and I’ll have it there somewhere when it gets finished

@LuigiMasterGaming

4 жыл бұрын

Considering how much depth Carbon's character has and how much character development he had, I must see his story unfold further

Ah yes the true 3 battle choices, Politics, Objects, and Dance.

Be Woke. Be Cool.

@condoslime776

4 жыл бұрын

A calm spirit is smarter.

@MisterAssasine

4 жыл бұрын

be dry.

@multipleSpiders

4 жыл бұрын

scups

"Magic has a- How does this happen so much" lmao, that was as beautiful as the line

4:40 OMG Stryder's delivery on this line followed by his laugh was PERFECT. XD Holy crap, this translation is just as messed up as TTYD, and I absolutely LOVE IT. XDDDDD

I am just obsessed with the way he says "I refuse" at 8:39. "I refuuuuse."

@sqidicarus652

4 жыл бұрын

Daga kotowaru

THIS VIDEO HAS BEEN REMOVED DUE TO A COPYRIGHT CLAIM FROM GOVERMAN ENTERTAINMENT.

Can’t wait to learn about Carbon’s predecesor.

@edbooflor6099

4 жыл бұрын

It looks like Kooper isn't like Carbon atm

4:12 my therapist trying to explain depression to my mom

“Listen to heaven, Mario. *Blow the enemy* ” Dang I don’t think heaven would want me to do that but whatever it takes to defeat the enemy

1:16 "Mario, you look so beautiful!" Great. Not even five minutes in and somebody is hitting on Mario.

"Hung like toads?" I didn't realize toads were known for that sort of thing. I mean, first thing that comes to mind is their weird hats that make them kind of look like... oh.

"Maybe we should f!" -Book of Mario, 2019

I've never played this game before and I have no idea what the fuck is going on and honestly it makes the video 10x better lmaoo

Now this is awesome

6:53 "Mario touched us!" Why is this scene so perfect for this line? xD

@TheMamaluigi300

4 жыл бұрын

Alexchid Cause they’re running home to daddy

13:56 is basically the entirety of Yandere Sim

@CumLordGary

4 жыл бұрын

RIPYandereDev

@WantBadtime

4 жыл бұрын

Rip yandev

I DRY can't DRY understand DRY your DRY accent DRY!

Stryder: This is mature content COPPA: Are you sure about that? Stryder (again): yes...

@extremefuccboi6point5

3 жыл бұрын

Immature content, actually.

"I am hard. I have to focus on homicide." - Princess Peach

3:56 “Oh, you’re scared of me" You’re literally capable of warping reality and destroying the original Paper Mario, why wouldn’t we be?

17:25 After a while, "dry" stopped sounding like a word to me, and I just started laughing every time someone said "dry."

Oh good god. ANOTHER ONE?!! HELL YEAH!!

No spoilers, but the plot of this game is surprisingly good

@megamojo1041

4 жыл бұрын

Section 1 and 2 are just blissful ignorance tbh, it's all fun and games until section 3. Lots of stuff goes down during section 3.

@VonFirflirch

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, there's actually a bit of foreshadowing as soon as the prologue!

5:59 no, goomba. maybe we shouldnt do that.

6:57 just a goomba complementing mario on his social distancing.

@Lizuma

3 жыл бұрын

Not just a goomba, the king himself

Its way more entertaining if you imagine "Corporate" in the sense that someone's referring to high ranking corporate executives. "Hey, uhhh, corporate wants you to know we got a new shipment of super ladders today."

Dry doesn't sound like a real word anymore.

@chokovok7231

4 жыл бұрын

Dry Dry Dry Dry

@knownas2017

4 жыл бұрын

Every single time the word is said, it's value gets dry.

12:44 I SNORTED “BODY MUCUS”

GOVERMAN’S GOOMNUTS I am D E C E A S E D

I like to think that Mario was hit so hard on his head when he fell from Peach’s castle that this is the result of his head trauma.

@superwhatevergamin9634

4 жыл бұрын

Mario just wants to make dat coin. Aftet the concussion, he decides to build a business from the ground up. They do not accept perverted Magics. That guy just wanted fame and women. That's not what Mario Corp. stands for.

@eldercar783

4 жыл бұрын

This is the first moment in a long time that has made me audibly laugh out loud. Kudos, and you're completely right

"Sorry, but the only way to go is Goomba" sounds like a real Paper Mario line from an especially proud Goomba.

6:13 "Be woke, be cool. A calm spirit is smarter.' This is now my new life motto lol

I miss him a lot. I hope one day he’ll return, but it’s doubtful. Either way, thanks for the memories Stryder.

TTYD translated sounded like a bunch of chunnis and it made me laugh This one sounds like a corporation trying to stop peach from commiting homicide, 10/10.

AS SOON AS I HEARD... *_I CAME!_*

@zekkoltd2773

4 жыл бұрын

*I SAW!*

@The_Yosh

4 жыл бұрын

*I CONQUERED!*

“Mario, you just came! Keep at it! Stupid!”

5:55 "Your HP looks slightly smaller. Maybe we should f'." ­- prostitutes in Zelda II