“Everyone is food. I’m afraid... I’m hungry...” That might be the most threatening thing a Mario character has ever said Jesus Christ

@sibanbgd100

4 жыл бұрын

Dark Souls lvl of dread

@CastleToastM

4 жыл бұрын

@@sibanbgd100 I got reminded of Aldrich from Dark Souls 3, who devoured so many men, he turned into a giant pile of sludge

@tech6hutch

4 жыл бұрын

@@CastleToastM sounds like the Globglogobgalob, but with people instead of books.

@astupidquestion

4 жыл бұрын

What about "Die! With a nuke!"

@timvankoert7702

4 жыл бұрын

@@josheboythespeedrunner8491 Whilst "everyone is food. I'm hungry is the creepiest, the most threatening is indeed "die. With a nuke"

"This will help you eliminate all the inhabitants of the city." *Carbon wants to know your location.*

@local_stranger

4 жыл бұрын

Carbon dioxide, too

@W.2026

4 жыл бұрын

@Cordelia Maynard And all fathers, basically. But thankfully he had some character development and by the final chapter he learned about love and affection

@dgplayzit4438

4 жыл бұрын

@@W.2026 and then he possibly killed his dad anyways

@ThaCataBoi

4 жыл бұрын

W.2026 it’s called the final section (year of the year)

@masonbooh5941

3 жыл бұрын

Carbon DIE-oxide

*High Goomba:* *Sometimes they blame the authorities before they attack you*

@dELTA13579111315

4 жыл бұрын

I'm not ociffer drunk, you're high!

@timmyreobed5043

4 жыл бұрын

Ancaps be like

@abw8806

4 жыл бұрын

Just anti-vaxxers They blame the authorities and then they try to kill your and their children

@elijahdage5523

4 жыл бұрын

Such is life

@APoliticalConfusionAndMess

4 жыл бұрын

@@abw8806 No. It's not just anti-vaxxers.

This got Ghandi levels of nuclear quite fast

@macmadness5932

4 жыл бұрын

This has nothing on draw wars though. I will be very suprised if you got that refrence

@raiverns9620

4 жыл бұрын

this comment made me lose it

@GlyphicEnigma

3 жыл бұрын

IKR? They turned that shit up to -1 SO fast!

It's kinda hilarious to me when "shy guys" gets translated to "shame boys"

@OatmealTheCrazy

4 жыл бұрын

Shame boys sounds so cute lol

@TealEyesPersonal

4 жыл бұрын

:’(

@OatmealTheCrazy

4 жыл бұрын

@Jordan Tillman what do you mean what

@pichuperez9037

4 жыл бұрын

Shame boys sounds like a K-pop version of team skull

@GrimmySan

4 жыл бұрын

That means strider is a shame boi

Abu Boots Alcohol was my drinking buddy until he became a Satanist at the behest of his wife Lady Garlic.

@tinystalker1821

4 жыл бұрын

Fantastic username

@bluekirby_64

4 жыл бұрын

Did he drink the 7-Star Alcohol?

@zacharywooden2113

4 жыл бұрын

@@bluekirby_64 That was his favorite, but sometimes he would drink Woke Chokola. When he did, he was a pretty cool guy.

@KairuHakubi

4 жыл бұрын

He's also clearly southern. that's sug as in sugar.

@claudiaperi4990

4 жыл бұрын

I’d assume that his getting drunk on Cut the Neck is what cemented his transition to Satanism.

His attack is so intense that he's also called *Death* That's the coolest name I can think of

@raziyatheseeker

4 жыл бұрын

I mean... sounds about right for Anti Guy.

@felixdaniel9472

2 жыл бұрын

@@raziyatheseeker (but then appears negative man from earthbound to eat gourmet guy)

I love how “General Guy” was translated to “Common Man.” That’s such a funny translation.

@tech6hutch

4 жыл бұрын

I didn't make the connection until now. That's amazing.

@timvankoert7702

4 жыл бұрын

@@tech6hutch General -> The average -> Common, and Guy -> Person -> Man

@tech6hutch

4 жыл бұрын

@@timvankoert7702 yeah, I figured it out after seeing OP's comment.

@LightsolP

4 жыл бұрын

Goverman and Corporate vs. Common Man. There's a metaphor in here somewhere...

@want-diversecontent3887

4 жыл бұрын

LightsolP Goverman Bob

"This is Tubbs fat, now fused with your heart, this is reality" Man kingdom hearts turned deep

@iantaakalla8180

4 жыл бұрын

Pan Raptor When Terra was restored, destroying Terra-Xehanort

@pinheadgringo

4 жыл бұрын

And now darkness within darkness awaits you.

@XanderIsALoser

4 жыл бұрын

I can't believe Tubbs Fat is another version of Xehanort!

@theadorablekoko

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, did you not know that Mario is Sora and Peach is Kairi

@fukkthisnewupdate8882

3 жыл бұрын

@@theadorablekoko I think you have it backwards

"Mario is the star of violence, and hates you" Oh no

"Amazing party! I don't like it" me, who hates parties, trying to be polite when I try to leave.

@ConsarnitTokkori

Жыл бұрын

MAN, THIS PARTY STINKS. I FUCKING HATE THESE PEOPLE.

I love how he says "shoutouts to the boys" and then during the general guy fight he meets the boys

Ok so the fact that “General Guy” is the Common Man who talks to you about the Holy Spirit and wears white is amazing to me.

We need fanart of the Shy Guys as “me and the boys”.

@blobvisfan666

4 жыл бұрын

Me and the boys beating up Goverman for dissing our style.

@vulcan6460

4 жыл бұрын

Just a joke of the boys

@FinalGamerJames

4 жыл бұрын

the boys are back in (toad) town

@arospacecase

4 жыл бұрын

@@claudiaperi4990 Holy shit it's perfect

@claudiaperi4990

4 жыл бұрын

Beth Is Annoying, I’m so glad you like it! Now, I wonder if I could get Stryder to see it...

Browser: "LIMIT UPLOAD SPEED"

@W.2026

4 жыл бұрын

Olivier Browser is an evil ISP

@Forkontheleft

4 жыл бұрын

i love this comment

@deneb_tm

3 жыл бұрын

Press Local Area Network to help.

@bienghuo9636

3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHA

I came here for the baking cutscene. I stayed for the badly translated story. In other words, I came. And this series is just as good as Thousands of Doors.

@leofatesasmr6032

4 жыл бұрын

I *C A M E*

@megasparklegoomba6807

4 жыл бұрын

SUG...

@AkameGaKillfan777

4 жыл бұрын

But did you finna?

@plant7371

2 жыл бұрын

*I C A M E !* - Goombella, Paper Mario: Thousands Of Doors

@arek.k8688

2 жыл бұрын

@@plant7371 you mean Goombell

My personal favorite part of chapter three is “Die! With a nuke!”

@XanderIsALoser

4 жыл бұрын

Mine is probably Tubbs Fat devouring grease buckets to be in the news, which is not in this video, unfortunately.

@bluerious5475

4 жыл бұрын

Xander Is A Loser Yeah that was a pretty good one too

@runningoncylinders3829

4 жыл бұрын

It's Tubbs Fat fused with your heart. This is reality.

@fakefirstnamefakelastname8305

4 жыл бұрын

Timestamp?

@bluishwolf

4 жыл бұрын

@@fakefirstnamefakelastname8305 5:38

“Sometimes I feel like socks.” Mood.

@luckyblockyoshi

4 жыл бұрын

Just vibing

*Oh no it’s the **_cake chapter_* Stryder I beg of you don’t bake it for 4.5 years.

@markrose3034

4 жыл бұрын

It said one day ago and this vid came out 39 minutes ago. What the heak. . .

@myhlosic

4 жыл бұрын

@@markrose3034 early access comments for like patreons and stuff, nothing new

@pizzaboxer

4 жыл бұрын

wtf how did you get access to the video a day early

@Daintii

4 жыл бұрын

@@pizzaboxer Patrons get early access

@ninjaydes

4 жыл бұрын

@@pizzaboxer KZread videos do not have to be public the moment they finish processing. There are scheduled/private release options to allow collaborators, patrons, etc. get a link to view the content earlier. As Goddess of Desire said above, it's nothing new.

"Sometimes they blame the authorities before they attack you" I mean, you are supported by the government, the corporation and someone who works at the corporation. I guess these are kind of authorities?

@intestinalclouds-kfpobitua5342

4 жыл бұрын

Corporations aren't authorities, they just influence people in authority.

@JohanniklasLp

4 жыл бұрын

@@intestinalclouds-kfpobitua5342 But with that, they still are *kind of* an authority

@kerlmurx1521

4 жыл бұрын

Nah, I think Goombario was talking about himself

@melvint-p9500

4 жыл бұрын

Who's Goombario? Do you mean Goverman

"What's he doing?" His best.

@W.2026

4 жыл бұрын

I like pyromaniacs

@MCOmegaX123

4 жыл бұрын

He's gonna do the best he can... WHOOOOOOAAAAAAA, the sound of rollin' dice for me's like music in the air!

i love how General Guy became Common Man, its such a perfect instance of GT's inability to gauge context

"Kill what?" *Carbon looking for the "All" option*

5:40 - "DIE! WITH A NUKE!" A bit overkill there, ghost girl.

"New Years Eve cake" -"It's thanksgiving" >looks at the upload date

@fishyaustin3350

4 жыл бұрын

Wait

5:00 Tubbs Fat did nothing wrong. He just wanted to welcome the thief. 12:08 Developer smiles are a rare delicacy. 13:03 The Anti-Man has been building up power for _twelve years._ That's probably why they're so deadly.

@jimmyjohnjoejr

4 жыл бұрын

Build up speed for 12 hours

5:33 the sudden change of music makes the line 'Die! With a nuke!' even better.

8:52 Mario is the star of violence and hates you. That... Is actually really hardcore

9:28 that letter was for carbon after he attempted to destroy koopa village

High Goomba: Sometimes they blame the authorities before they attack you. Startlingly accurate.

@Cronposh

4 жыл бұрын

I'm fucking dying

@kingcrimson4133

4 жыл бұрын

@@koalakyle19 Despite being only .013% of the population, 90% of the people who make this joke are actually racist.

@koalakyle19

4 жыл бұрын

Racist? Yes. As every noble gamer should be.

@remiremiremi111

4 жыл бұрын

@@kingcrimson4133 What joke?

@anjoliebarrios8906

4 жыл бұрын

@Samuel Like American police, but the exact opposite.

Constants in the translations: Browser "I came"

15:57 Shame Boy Tough Gang would be a good band name

@BlueDavrial

4 жыл бұрын

Obviously punk rock

@W.2026

4 жыл бұрын

@@BlueDavrial And their lead singer is Death

I love how nurse isn’t the one that heals you, it’s just the one that sings

14:49 Awwww Goverman likes me

@W.2026

4 жыл бұрын

You're lucky, because he seems to hate practically everyone

12:36 Now I can literally tell everyone about the time that Sarah Palin was in a Mario game and make everyone look at me like my head is on fire or something.

"New Year's Eve cake!" "it's thanksgiving" >uploaded dec 27

The shyguys on stilts called "the boys" killed me.

There was surprisingly a lack of characters cuming in Book of Mario.

@allooutrick8266

4 жыл бұрын

Gotta store it up for the sequel. One big sexy party.

@W.2026

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr. Also the absence of Carbon upsets me the most.

@OatmealTheCrazy

4 жыл бұрын

@@W.2026 Garlic kinda is the carbon of Book of Mario

@W.2026

4 жыл бұрын

@@OatmealTheCrazy Yeah, her and Goverman, who seems to hate and intend to hurt practically everyone, including children.

“ I heard rumors that he wanted to eat sheep”

@VonFirflirch

4 жыл бұрын

That wasn't shown off here, but... "He may devour grease buckets to be in the news" Tony Tubbs Fat has quite the hobbies...

@BagelBrain

4 жыл бұрын

This comment took lots of effort.

@luckyblockyoshi

4 жыл бұрын

@Nathan Thames yes, sharing your opinion is very wrong according to you

@BagelBrain

4 жыл бұрын

@@luckyblockyoshi I don't mind the comment. What I do mind is the fact that it got 47 likes despite taking no effort.

@luckyblockyoshi

4 жыл бұрын

@Nathan Thames so it’s also wrong to agree with someone else’s opinion... nice

So the first two chapters was business related.... These two chapters are Religion-based totalitarianism.... what's next? I wonder.

@allooutrick8266

4 жыл бұрын

With a trend like that, I'd hope it will be world domination.

@tormi.545

4 жыл бұрын

These two chapters were also super sexual and had a lot of feminism

@tomjackal5708

4 жыл бұрын

a lot of feminism? There was one line in the video about worshiping women, which I already do

@fawful52

4 жыл бұрын

It only gets even more religious 😅

So let's see what we've learned, Lady Bow is a pro Fire Emblem player, and Mario is the successor of a forgotten Nanto Seiken school.

@mysterium368

4 жыл бұрын

Can you explain that Fire Emblem joke?

@Will_-it3mh

2 жыл бұрын

@@mysterium368 I guess he never explained

“You looking for a mistake?” I’m right here y’know.

@percher4824

4 жыл бұрын

Maximum oof

@tech6hutch

4 жыл бұрын

Even a mistake heals 1 HP.

@BagelBrain

4 жыл бұрын

Self-deprecation isn't funny nor original.

@howtochangeyournameonyoutu1823

4 жыл бұрын

@@oasis9615 oof

@oasis9615

4 жыл бұрын

Nathan Thames exactly.

7:11 OMG, Browser is actually Comcast. He must be stopped immediately.

Tubbs fat has a YT-channel where he devours greasebuckets to become famous. He has yet to defeat the 3 k grease bucket challenge tho.

Tubbs Phatt sounds like he'd play a mean bass guitar.

"For some reason, I feel like socks." Me: *dead*

@BagelBrain

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks for expressing your laughter at that moment in the video and specifying that it came from you. I'm positive that no one else of the 60,000 people that have watched this video so far have had the exact same reaction. Your comment is truly unique and to be beholded.

@62049

4 жыл бұрын

@@BagelBrain ok

@ephecarym8233

4 жыл бұрын

@@BagelBrain Color Splash fans everybody.

@luckyblockyoshi

4 жыл бұрын

@Nathan Thames lmao you must be fun at parties edit: inb4 corrects me on my grammar

@Comedy_Logic

4 жыл бұрын

LuckyBlockYoshi grammer*

Holy shit these translations are even more broken than the ones in TTYD.

@KairuHakubi

4 жыл бұрын

and yet, you can still understand how a lot of them happened. like 'pan' is 'bread' in most languages.

@CastleToastM

4 жыл бұрын

@@KairuHakubi Then where does the horrifying part about it being the character's skin come from?

@charbomber110

4 жыл бұрын

*ToD

@KairuHakubi

4 жыл бұрын

That.. is a good question. Might have to look up the words for pan, bread, and skin in a bunch of languages.

Stryder: *Uploads video* Me in my break: *I CAME*

@TKNinja37

4 жыл бұрын

You can smell the earth

In this episode, the Shame Guys discover Christianity, Parakarius confesses his true feelings for Mario, Browser explores his sexuality, Tubbs Fat buys a fuckin' castle, Goombas get high and blame the authorities, and Goverman decides he likes pyromaniacs. This would make a really good TV show.

This is paper mario where mario explores business and government relations

@TeruteruBozusama

4 жыл бұрын

And meets religious fundamentalists along the way.

Thank you and fatguy703 for two games' worth of chaotic antics, I'm sure there had to be tons of hard work put into these despite the silliness of it all.

@Stryder7x

4 жыл бұрын

Fatguy703 and the team credited in the description did all the hard work making this mod. All I really did here was stream it and edit the highlights together

@cosmickatt

4 жыл бұрын

@@Stryder7x hey, that's important too! sharing the laughs with the rest of us 😉

(6:00) "Do not play Paper Mario at 12 am [Gone Wrong][Gone Garlic]"

I really like Stryder's laugh? And maybe it's just this episode. I don't know!

@CheeseHenderson

4 жыл бұрын

@Agent 005 it's not just that, though. It's very... cute??? It's a cute laugh.

@edbooflor6099

4 жыл бұрын

@Cheese Henderson That’s a such a weird way to compliment Strider.

@Cristeve

4 жыл бұрын

Looks like Cheese is in love with Stryder?

@Cristeve

4 жыл бұрын

I love him too?

3:05 "When hunting, I was arrested. Now I'm here to fxck" - Skolar

12:17 *cue that one sparta meme from like 10 years ago*

15:25 *THE ABSOLUTE STYLE OF THIS MAN*

Haha Garlic's "Die! With a nuke!" is extreme af!

9:23 “I’m afraid of words.” THEN WHY ARE YOU SURROUNDED BY BOOKS!?

I think it's way too perfect that shy guys became "shame boys"

8:49 “God of God”! 😂 That reminds me: didn’t Goompapa claim to be “the Savior of God” in the prologue?

10:34 ~ Getting Over It with Mario Mario

Oh, Lady Bow. Where did you get ICBMs?

"You have a bad time." *megalovania plays softly in the background*

@drfidelis558

4 жыл бұрын

This is EXACTLY what I was hoping to see in the comment section.

@Jasmine-pc4qp

4 жыл бұрын

Hehehehhehehe

@kelseykincaid5390

4 жыл бұрын

@@drfidelis558 SAME

@starberrysparkler

4 жыл бұрын

I was expecting to see an Undertale joke here.

@AutieMedia

4 жыл бұрын

I immediately thought of that too, but also 5:30 reminded me of Mettaton... love this so much

"Press Ⓐ before crashing!" *Pressing 'A' Crashes Paper Mario*

"When Mario joined Tubbs fat" "Tubbs fat is swallowed by Mario. " Me: When did this game become a hentai!?!?

@turbosoggy6767

4 жыл бұрын

Bowser's inside story

@soakyarchive8788

4 жыл бұрын

Chapter 3: "Inappropriate" Tubbs

The Shame Boy Tough Gang sounds like it would be the name of a gang in Lisa. A lot of stuff in Chapter 4 sounded Lisa-esque.

Goverman is trying to kill the common man, relatable

Bought a black thing with alot of sex... That was an adult shop sir...

6:05 "It's Tubb's Fat, now fused with your heart. This is reality." sounds like something Monika would say

@mr.jitterspam9552

11 ай бұрын

Just tubbika

8:55 did he just say he pooped in the woods

"...you know the pulse of a Halo?" Oh no. Is Abu Boots Alcohol threatening us?

2:43 "pulse of a Halo".....are Boos part of the Covenant?

We need a “Sug” shirt

@KairuHakubi

4 жыл бұрын

"Aw, sugar. We're outta sugar, sug!"

@gregoriysharapov1936

4 жыл бұрын

#suglife

This is exactly what i needed, have some friends going through chemo and this outa give me a good laugh!

@Alfonso162008

4 жыл бұрын

Oof, I'm sorry, I know this is just a random internet comment from a stranger, but I hope they get better soon.

@tomjackal5708

4 жыл бұрын

I hope this or something else can do the same for the people who are actually undergoing the extremely stressful treatment themselves

7:10 Oh, so Bowser runs my ISP! No wonder.

@LilacMonarch

4 жыл бұрын

*Browser

@StopChangingUsernamesYouTube

4 жыл бұрын

Explains even more.

14:12 Press A before crashing! Pressing A crashes Paper Mario

Governman is very eager to crack down on the Child Squad

2:37 “i am a humble servant of the woman’s scent” abu boots alcohol is a simp

3:08 At least he's honest about it.

His voice is so cute omg

@Cristeve

4 жыл бұрын

Ok?

8:48 this whole series in a nutshell

noone: Stryder: "Daddy tubbs fat~~" 4:51

@W.2026

4 жыл бұрын

Stryder is best girl

4:40 “this is browsers fat and the owner of this fucking castle.” 💀💀

10:19 I was laughing the whole way through but at the phrase “they also turn to you and give you head” I just fucking lost it it’s so god damn good

0:59 "you have a bad time" **megalovania intensifies** also Stryder pls return we miss you so much

"The stone lets you sleep" Yeah, if it hits you hard enough

"Die! With a nuke!" Damn, Bow! I know he ate your people and all, but don't you think that's a BIT overkill!?

Skolar's here like "I don't know how to solve this boo problem; I just came to smash"

15:17 I see governmen learned from Anakin Skywalker

We need to raise awareness about Tubbs fat’s mental issues

“This is the most honest man” - Mark Antony the Key

"he's the son of heaven. We can hit the balloon. If they fall they are like regular boys." that's Jesus in a nutshell for you.

12:17 Madness? THIS...IS...AN OUTDATED MEME!

I would catch a bullet for Stryder, if only to hear him say "Irresistible" or "inappropriate" again

Garlic really said "fuck the Geneva Convention, I want Tubbs to suffer by any means necessary, including nuclear winter".

If you piece it together than Bootler said “It is I, Abu Boots Alcohol.”

14:55 Common Man began recording the moment Mario walked into the room. As he attempted to threaten Mario (with some reverse psychology or something like that, as he called Mario incredible), Mario declared that Common Man may want to lose, as Mario was confident he was gonna beat him of course. Taking offense to this, as he repeated what Mario said in shock, "I want to lose?", Common Man immediately uploaded the video he recorded to ShyGuyTube, making sure to announce what he had just done for everyone to hear. Hopefully uploading it would intimidate Mario into giving up right away...

05:40 so I take it from this line that Garlic is this game's version of Carbon?

The way you just say "The Boys" at 15:22 actually breaks me, WHY IS IT SO FUNNY I DON'T GET IT

I never knew you could give the anti guy a bonbon...

@W.2026

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah I mean who doesn't like candy