I love the fact that everyone is either: A) A homicidal maniac B) Sexually frustrated C) Both.

@bfdirockythelugiastan

4 жыл бұрын

D) Carbon

@Tim_593

4 жыл бұрын

Alle the above) Pregnant family member

@starberrysparkler

4 жыл бұрын

F) I came

@ThatOneShortieHo

4 жыл бұрын

Everyone in this comment section is B

@RikThunder33

4 жыл бұрын

so...a homosexual maniac?

"I'm in the boat." -Man Not in the Boat

@bigmeaty9000

4 жыл бұрын

art.

@Gamering22

4 жыл бұрын

He was the only member that wasn’t on the boat

@canadaofficial8008

4 жыл бұрын

1:53

@QuantemDeconstructor

4 жыл бұрын

Oyster, Flavio

@zapdragon5942

4 жыл бұрын

That Bob-omb was clearly in denial

"Goombella, I'm not your daughter." Don't talk back to your mother.

@user-fe7qe5vl4g

4 жыл бұрын

Nice (ik it's in the video)

@dracodeanglicus3857

4 жыл бұрын

Airport!

the terrorist arc where mario and flavio take a boat full of bombs to the united states has always been my favorite part of thousands of doors

@edgarjuarez2241

4 жыл бұрын

They'll take down the twin ports.

@tech6hutch

4 жыл бұрын

You're probably on a list now

@rowdyrobgaming8726

4 жыл бұрын

Things i never thought id read for 600, Alex

@milesbyt

4 жыл бұрын

"OH NO!!!" -Fatguy703

@ThatNoobKing

4 жыл бұрын

*gunsales and flavio

"You swine! If you want to steal my house, you're a terrible and bad person." Is this game trying to teach me moral stuff or something?

“Do you know how much I’m confident AND nervous?” Mood

@belisarius6949

4 жыл бұрын

That literally sums up Carbon. He's a shy nervous Koopa Lad plotting to destroy the Universe and all reality.

@claudiaperi4990

4 жыл бұрын

And eating Hoko Saba in the meantime

@belisarius6949

4 жыл бұрын

@@claudiaperi4990 He wanted to eat Hoko Saba to absorb her Power

@claudiaperi4990

4 жыл бұрын

But not before Hoko Saba’s final wish of doing the dishes was granted

@FiveFoxesInATrenchcoat

4 жыл бұрын

Get Crazy With The Cheese Whiz *Cermet is quaking*

“My problem is that people have problems” *Understandable*

@anionshade970

4 жыл бұрын

sounds like a monologue origin story to a villain. "you see dear hero..my problem, is that PEOPLE have problems. and everyone ALWAYS needs help. go help one person, another person has a problem. and no matter how many problems you solve you just cant stop them. i used to be *a problem solver* myself. and yet even if i solved them, sometimes i wasnt even thanked, or i was even treated worse. so you know what i decided? if there are no people...the world cant have problems."

@dracodeanglicus3857

4 жыл бұрын

*_underling, cut the fool’s neck._*

@gravity8120

4 жыл бұрын

The opposite of Mr. Mowz, whose only problem is that she has no problems.

@Mehlmaschinex

4 жыл бұрын

i can relate

@kirbyfazendoummoonwalk9214

4 жыл бұрын

@@anionshade970 lmao

You laugh, you lose

@bioico8458

4 жыл бұрын

Haha yes

@SAMCO_CEO

4 жыл бұрын

I accept your challenge

@elianewinter2638

4 жыл бұрын

it's impossible to win then x)

@GregClayguy

4 жыл бұрын

i came

@ixcors

4 жыл бұрын

lost on the first piece of dialogue

Carbon's movelist: - Shell Launch - The Shell - Shell Shell - *_N U C L E A R N O I S E_*

@kirbymlgnes1482

4 жыл бұрын

*Sex*

@funninoriginal6054

4 жыл бұрын

Dad

@jimphoenix494

4 жыл бұрын

The best part is that *SEX* sets everyone on fire

@rylandtappe-inglis6325

4 жыл бұрын

that escalated quickly

@funninoriginal6054

4 жыл бұрын

@@jimphoenix494 Thats pretty *hot* not gonna lie

"Huh? I have to pay." "No rubber?" tell me about it

@dracodeanglicus3857

4 жыл бұрын

My problem is that people have problems

@thewhitefox6478

Жыл бұрын

@@dracodeanglicus3857 my only problem is that I have no problems

I like how the story in this version is likely that bobbery killed scarlet and then forged a letter as her

@GameAlicornLuna

4 жыл бұрын

Then he forgot that he forged it.

@CODMarioWarfare

4 жыл бұрын

Well the dementia is setting in... he is an old man, after all

@craigdellicarpini772

4 жыл бұрын

Slenderquil Ramcharge Yo wut?

@mushymcmushington7176

4 жыл бұрын

Paper Silent Hill 2

@Luigiofthegods

4 жыл бұрын

Paper Mario: Memento

*Vivian learned "SEX"* Yeah that seems about right

@anueutsuho7425

4 жыл бұрын

Nice

@anueutsuho7425

4 жыл бұрын

And Ms. Mowz learns Dad.

@Ze_eT

4 жыл бұрын

*Goes to Assault Menu* *Selects "SEX"*

@anueutsuho7425

4 жыл бұрын

@@Ze_eT OH NO

@dELTA13579111315

4 жыл бұрын

For years I thought Vivian's hair was her nose.

My lord. Even the learned moves match Carbon and Vivian. Nuclear noise, and sex

@decheater64

4 жыл бұрын

And Bobbery learns "Dad". Somehow this also makes sense to me

@condoslime776

4 жыл бұрын

@@decheater64 mowz is the one to learn dad. Bob learns bob

@OatmealTheCrazy

4 жыл бұрын

It's a great move for her to learn after she joins your girlfriend in chapter 4

@teedeegremlin

4 жыл бұрын

I mean, Carbon can now destroy opponents like he destroyed his town. And Vivian is literally just the same as before, considering the internet.

@BluShiGuy

3 жыл бұрын

Haha

"Cut The Neck" is actually an unironically sick name for a drink.

@belisarius6949

4 жыл бұрын

Also known as Bloody Mary

@SeraphOC

4 жыл бұрын

@@belisarius6949 That's a cursed comment and I love it.

@TeruteruBozusama

4 жыл бұрын

It has a little sweet yet metallic taste..!

@ethnictendo

4 жыл бұрын

It burns the throat from how spicy it is. That's why it's called that.

@maninthemask6275

4 жыл бұрын

Ok 👌 reddit pleb

19:40 "I'm a month late." *My god.* "And I learned something worse." *NOH*

"If it's made of fire, try to touch it because it burns." Sterling assistance, Goombella. Apparently she can be just as brutal as Carbon.

@oneofmanyparadoxfans5447

4 жыл бұрын

I thought Carbon was just an edgelord.

@Soul_Alpha

3 жыл бұрын

@@oneofmanyparadoxfans5447 he learned nuclear noise, he means business.

@oneofmanyparadoxfans5447

3 жыл бұрын

@@Soul_Alpha I have a message to all fathers out there: RUN! FUCKING RUN!

@Soulraven2735

3 жыл бұрын

Goombella is into S&M confirmed

"do we have a whah?" is the super mario equivalent of "can i get an amen?"

@BloodfelX

4 жыл бұрын

Even over a decade ago, Book of Mario was fighting to get Waluigi in Smash Bros.

@vaiyt

4 жыл бұрын

Waaaa

@patchyluna

4 жыл бұрын

Whahllelujah.

@ethnictendo

4 жыл бұрын

@@patchyluna IT'S RAINING MEMES WAHLELLUJAH IT'S RAINING MEMES

@dracodeanglicus3857

4 жыл бұрын

*_CAN I GET A TREAT!?_*

Are we gonna ignore the fact that Carbon is gaining nuclear powers?

@cultist_npc

4 жыл бұрын

this is Godzilla's origin story

@Razvii

4 жыл бұрын

While the others bother with magic and stuff, Carbon is aware the only solution to defeat their enemies are thermonuclear warheads,

@chemi169

4 жыл бұрын

This is how Carbon conquers the world

@gamedifficulty_4230

4 жыл бұрын

Watch out, Carbon has the nuke happy secret agenda “Nuclear weaponry is the future! How can you not see that!”

@cooldude2556

4 жыл бұрын

Yes... Yes we are going ignore this, as we don't want to be on his bad side

I love how translating a popular video game into different languages back and forth turns an E rated game into a rated M game

@Fritzafella

4 жыл бұрын

Big esj Marios got the hat for it atleast

@rylandtappe-inglis6325

4 жыл бұрын

mostly alphabet pedophile sermon. I came.

@rylandtappe-inglis6325

4 жыл бұрын

Google translate is cursed

@AkameGaKillfan777

4 жыл бұрын

In this battle I want you to pull it out. Do...not...forget.

@AnAverageArceus

4 жыл бұрын

More like AO

So, from what I can tell, Scarlette had affairs while Bobber was out at see, so Bobber killed her when he came back home, and then wrote a letter claiming to be from Scarlette that pinned it on the children. However, his friend let slip to Mario that Bob wrote it.

@dracodeanglicus3857

4 жыл бұрын

Thank the stars that Mario wasn’t thrown into the sea and not found by Cortze there...

@iheartkiecats

4 жыл бұрын

And then he forgot that he killed her and forged that letter because of dementia

4:42 - "I keep the devil busy when I leave!" This will go right on my tombstone.

@sawhz_

4 жыл бұрын

And mine.

@blightedadmiral7006

3 жыл бұрын

Lamo

@jesalt8230

3 жыл бұрын

@@blightedadmiral7006 ¿Qué lames?

GPS giving directions in the city: A street, a street, a street, a street, a street, a street better!

"Chicken sperm" is honestly a pretty good insult.

@condoslime776

4 жыл бұрын

Google translate knows how to make a good insult.

@lilpercy1124

4 жыл бұрын

Hazbin Hotel- "You Fried Chicken Fetuses!" XD

@shtwick

4 жыл бұрын

*19:28*

@robbie5899

3 жыл бұрын

I'm taking that insult now. I'm going to use it.

@HylianFox3

2 жыл бұрын

Right out of Shakespeare

With all these "dads" and "sons", everyone in Book of Mario's universe must be related somehow.

@belisarius6949

4 жыл бұрын

explains alot

@quedtion_marks_kirby_modding

4 жыл бұрын

The hasburgs be like.

@silvercandra4275

4 жыл бұрын

Book of Mario: thousands of doors is set in Alabama!

@versutus2699

4 жыл бұрын

People are also confusing brothers for wives

@idlingabout6128

4 жыл бұрын

sweet home alabama

I never heard the phrase "Chicken Sperm" as an insult, but man this mod is good at making in insults

@Magicpaper1337

4 жыл бұрын

Not to mention Hawc Green is a bird. Being called a chicken in that phrase is also him being effectively called retarded since chickens are dumb as fuck.

@raspberry144mb3

4 жыл бұрын

@@Magicpaper1337 Don't insult my rooster like that, I watch these videos with him.

@cultist_npc

4 жыл бұрын

@@raspberry144mb3 what is roostr nam?

@raspberry144mb3

4 жыл бұрын

@@cultist_npc Fauntleroy

@cultist_npc

4 жыл бұрын

@@raspberry144mb3 col!

This is an entirely different story than the original TTYD and I love it

@xian2themax

3 жыл бұрын

they didn’t just translate everything the same amount of times like normally. They translated each textbox separately and stopped translating it when it was the funniest. Otherwise, half of the text would just be gibberish.

Absolutely lost my mind laughing at TEC being pregnant

@ZaxorVonSkyler

4 жыл бұрын

And Peach is a month late!

@aciDCXIV

4 жыл бұрын

«TEC! You are pregnant!.» TEC: W-What?! N-No! i-i’m n-not p-p-pregnant!.

@shtwick

4 жыл бұрын

*18:17*

@Sigma_San

4 жыл бұрын

That leaves one word... HOW?!

@insanityrat3063

4 жыл бұрын

@@Sigma_San Peach is a futanari and TEC is a woman

"I came! With clear water!" Yeah you should probably see a doctor about that...

@raspberry144mb3

4 жыл бұрын

Infertility

@king0vitrial

4 жыл бұрын

That sounds like peeing to me

@cm_wooten4250

4 жыл бұрын

Nah, just precum

@Mario2980

4 жыл бұрын

To be fair, he's already dead.... maybe that's how he died... ._.

@Quario

4 жыл бұрын

@@Mario2980 he cummed his soul out of his body

Well now we know what "Smorg" is short for

Who could've known Rawk was very eco friendly, last words were "Go green.." This series is fantastic

1:30 "We're not gonna steal your house bro!" And yet you have Carbon as your active partner. You sure *he* doesn't want Flavio's house?

@condoslime776

4 жыл бұрын

I think he'd rather destroy his house instead. Though who's stopping him? Mario?

@SirCorvid

4 жыл бұрын

@@condoslime776 Carbon's not opposed to stealing either. He kind of wanted to steal a man's dog at one point. Mario might be able to stop him if he tells him to fight for freedom instead; it seems that he'd rather tell him to be himself, though. And of course, prompting Carbon to fight at all would end all the "enemies" on Earth, if he chooses to use The Shell. It'd just mean a catastrophe.

"I'm dead, asshole!" Y'know, I can actually see Cortez saying that in-character. It lines up with his personality pretty well.

Carbon: I can destroy the defense and the entire world with my Nuclear Noise Mario: “Hehehe... I’m in danger”

@andyblargextra

4 жыл бұрын

Not surprising since he destroyed Petalburg.

@Some_guy_and_his_games

4 жыл бұрын

Ben Nguyen he also ended his father

@Luigiofthegods

4 жыл бұрын

@@Some_guy_and_his_games He was already empty and disillusioned with the idea of killing his own father at the end of Section 1, which is why Koopley is miraculously somehow still alive.

@Some_guy_and_his_games

4 жыл бұрын

Luigiofthegods I never said how he ended his father. he ended his career, he’s just a husk held by spirit strings

@trolololo720

4 жыл бұрын

And yet *_The Shell_* is even more powerful than that

“And don’t DARE not read the newspaper!!!” *Reads newspaper* *Dies*

@chefdunsparce4254

4 жыл бұрын

double negatives be like:

@bottinator22

4 жыл бұрын

Doesn't not read newspaper, dies

@skeleton_tea

4 жыл бұрын

Legolover903 heccin double standards ughhh

@strider984

4 жыл бұрын

corpse party be like:

A new horribly translated video? I came.

@THEREALVITO

4 жыл бұрын

With clear water!

@fantasmaa510

4 жыл бұрын

Hot digestion!

@undefined6512

4 жыл бұрын

*p i s s o f f , n e r d .*

@ethnictendo

4 жыл бұрын

For this, we must all suffer suffocation.

@Voyager141

4 жыл бұрын

I translated yotu comment/ Many times. Badly. "appears to be tourist trips 1 Translate the new Loo video to Loo? I'm here."

1:58 Donate to the children's fund?! Why? What have children ever done for *me?*

@H1ghland1

4 жыл бұрын

Luigiofthegods exkuze me! (excuse me)

"I'm going to activate PAINT!" Who knew Lord Crump was a fan of Color Splash 12 years before it happened. All it took was a horribly botched translation to uncover it.

@matthewr6148

4 жыл бұрын

No, he wasn't just a fan, he's *responsible* for it; he *activated* it.

@InspHCallahan

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe he's just too poor to afford Photoshop

@TheQuashingoftheTub

4 жыл бұрын

@@InspHCallahan And can't find his copy of Mario Paint.

SMALL ORGANIZATIONS SMALL ORGANIZATIONS SMALL ORGANIZATIONS

@GalekC

4 жыл бұрын

Mesousa Gaby Sm. Org.

@arthurwatson2555

4 жыл бұрын

Didn't expect to see you here

@steverman2312

3 жыл бұрын

SMALL ORGANIZATIONS SMALL ORGANIZATIONS SMALL ORGANIZATIONS

@Soul_Alpha

3 жыл бұрын

Now I wanna see how the happy lucky lottery bomb reacts to changing the clock backward in this version.

I can’t believe you cut that green Toad saying “I hope he dies” about Flavio.

@condoslime776

4 жыл бұрын

The toad actually said "you're dead to me" which is even better. I'm also surprised it got left out.

"Everyone knows you are a joke. I want evidence!"

@planetdragon5648

4 жыл бұрын

Mario: Am I a joke to you?

@aerothallji6514

4 жыл бұрын

*It is joke, hahahahahahaha!!! -A Russian Voice Actor*

@Codricmon

4 жыл бұрын

If someone told me that was from Ace Attorney, I wouldn't even doubt it.

@ethnictendo

4 жыл бұрын

@@Codricmon It oddly makes too much sense for that game. I've not seen that game, but from what I've been told, some of the characters are dumb.

@pandakekok7319

4 жыл бұрын

That quote looks like from a scene where Larry claims something and Edgeworth doesn't believe it

“Mario is learning special Christmas exercises!” *ad for Macy’s Christmas sale* This feels...intentional.

"Increase adventure to sit on my nose!" _Immediately stares on his nose_ *_PARALYTIC FEAR._*

"I'm a girl who is very lucky in the stomach." Is she... is she pregnant?

@nicholasdaisyawesomeness1291

4 жыл бұрын

???

@creppersaurusrex2300

4 жыл бұрын

I mean, he did say he's cold blooded

@wantedbird55srandomchannel28

2 жыл бұрын

Mr./Ms. Mouser is almost as confusing as Carbon and Goombell combined.

Do you want to read "D A Y O F W R A T H"?

@coastersplus

4 жыл бұрын

That actually kind of works here, I think. Dies Irae (generally literally translated as "Day of Wrath") is the song that plays in like every movie when someone dies, so I can kind of see a ghost having it.

@samuelthecamel

4 жыл бұрын

a.k.a. Revelations

@King_Luigi

4 жыл бұрын

The title is actually telling you how long your punishment will be if you decide to read it against the ghosts wishes. (Or perhaps the punishment is just so terrible that it merely _feels_ like that much time passed, even though it's only been like.. 15 seconds.)

@blankblank1284

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like Dies Irae, a Gregorian Chant describing the last Judgement. Dies Irae, Dies Illa, Dies Solvet Saeclum in favilla Teste David cum Syballa That is the part I know off the top of my head.

We have multiple super consistent characters in this game so far (that I know of, at least). Carbon - Wants to take over the world eventually. Psychopathic dude with a girlfriend that is illiterate like the rest of the modded game. The Yellow Koopa - Desperately hits up on Mario with any chance they get. Flavio - Loves explosions and sexual innuendos. Goombella - Gives you completely irrelevant and probably incredibly incorrect facts from a book.

@belisarius6949

4 жыл бұрын

Goombella also keeps letting people know that she came.

@youknowwhatthatmeansFISH1703

4 жыл бұрын

Hot

@trondordoesstuff

4 жыл бұрын

Peach - The main antagonist.

@belisarius6949

4 жыл бұрын

@@trondordoesstuff *Carbon chuckling in secret*

@mrmimeisfunny

4 жыл бұрын

So I guess Goombella didn't change.

"I have my birthday?" >"The day of Wrath" Excuse me?

@dancorps1388

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe birthday to just day and move in the sentence.... not sure anbout the rest.

@ianhemingway9165

2 жыл бұрын

Carbon's planning something, I can feel it.

"Just leave me okay? I keep the devil busy when I leave" Unironically badass.

I so badly want to see the luigi stories, they’re already ludicrous, imagine them after forced translations

@katarinafox6962

4 жыл бұрын

I don't think they were edited, sadly.

@fighter365365

4 жыл бұрын

@@katarinafox6962 That is sad indeed

"Stop talking with puzzles, chicken sperm!" (c) God Browser, 2019

@HylianFox3

2 жыл бұрын

I love how this is Shakespearean in its elegance.

"Listen for a second, small coconut extended" I need to remember this insult

@wef6146

3 жыл бұрын

Did you just fool me into thinking you're verified

@GewelReal

3 жыл бұрын

@@wef6146 you fooled yourself

Flavio's already ridiculous speech now enters the official realm of "comedic gobbledygook".

Stryder is well acquainted with Mistakes, as documented in his Badge Duplication video.

When the letter said "I can only blame my children" I freaking lost it

15:33-When you finally convince a top to bottom....

@jesperwillems_

4 жыл бұрын

Ninetails2000 you could also read it as if the ghost toad is a VERY dom top

6:11 "Or if you want, you can use your Time Pump to explode later!" Me: Sorry game but I'm not into edging...

“It is said that the monster destroyed a large city in the area.” Damnit, Carbon, I thought we went over this. Edit: How the hell has this gotten over 600 likes?

@davidlink53

4 жыл бұрын

"I want Petalburg back, Carbon."

@tech6hutch

4 жыл бұрын

Carrrbon...that kills people, Carbon!

@letmeshowumypkmn

4 жыл бұрын

He learned Nuclear Noise and had to test it somewhere

@tech6hutch

4 жыл бұрын

@@letmeshowumypkmn real talk tho, that's such a good name for an ability

@BierBart12

4 жыл бұрын

Fun fact, the decibel level rises over a certain point, sound just turns into a straight up shockwave.

12:10 I just love how completely done Stryder sounds.

“Everything went well, I’m still full of terrorism”

Carbon continues his reign of terror, as he, his boyfriend Mario and a fleet of ravaging pirates carry a ship filled with explosives to the United States.

@yesnomaybeso8633

4 жыл бұрын

HOW DOES THIS ONLY HAVE 9 LIKES?!

@krism.6598

4 жыл бұрын

The captain even admits that he’s full of Terrorism.

Episode 1: "Carbon wants to end his father and take over the world. Episode 2: "Carbon takes over Petalburg and some other cities. Episode 3: "Carbon learns Nuclear Noise and destroys a giant city." Episode 4: OH BOY I CAN'T WAIT.

@alexander1274

9 ай бұрын

Episode 4: “Carbon befriends Grodus and temporarily learns compassion, and also verbally destroys the shadow queen.

*Pours gasoline on Goomba* "Wanna know why they call me carbon?"

'Excess Express' to 'More Coffee Machines' is very good.

"do we have a whah?" *excited waluigi noises*

Many drinks are consumed. Well that explains a lot.

"Increase adventure to sit down on my nose!" -Flavio, the man with the long nose

@RichConnerGMN

4 жыл бұрын

😳

@Sol-rk7ze

4 жыл бұрын

fart fetish in a nutshell

I'm so happy this came out before my final in precalculus and helped cure my finals nerves.

why does everything you say sound so seductive

@yukowolfang8645

4 жыл бұрын

I came

@ThatOneShortieHo

4 жыл бұрын

His voice is magical, that's why

@allooutrick8266

4 жыл бұрын

Talking slowly at points, putting particular emphasis on words. I'd wager that's why.

@jesalt8230

3 жыл бұрын

@@allooutrick8266 Piss off, nerd

17:07 "Wow, I'm apparently not good at sex." - Stryder7x, 2019

"Bol" -Hawc Green

@Kasmodamous

4 жыл бұрын

Top 10 sadest anime moments

“THIS IS NOT A BREASTFEEDING FLOWER” DUUUUUHHHHHHH GUYS!!

@EvdogMusic

4 жыл бұрын

o ok i didnt know

12:01 dawn of the first day, 72 hours remain

@gabeyk9

3 жыл бұрын

*initiate clock town music*

Stryder was it intentional that you make almost everyone sound so seductive the way you read their lines?

@Stryder7x

4 жыл бұрын

Only because they can’t stop with the innuendos in this translation lol

@RichConnerGMN

4 жыл бұрын

@@Stryder7x hello

@cantinoch9579

4 жыл бұрын

@@Stryder7x Don't stop what you're doing. This is great!

@ethnictendo

4 жыл бұрын

@@Stryder7x Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.

@mikofox9798

3 жыл бұрын

Your W H A T

"Are you sure you want to throw bob?" Well I mean... that's how we use his ability, isn't it?

*I'm still full of terrorism...*

@magolor152

4 жыл бұрын

Was carbon writing that entry?

@quesohelado4995

4 жыл бұрын

"This is an explosion!"

@dracodeanglicus3857

4 жыл бұрын

*_Zipper is a frog, an actor!_*

@condoslime776

4 жыл бұрын

And just before that flavius said "what? united states" Fatguy's theory is that flavio is a terrorist sailing to the US *with a boat full of bombs*

Flavio, what’s your idea of the perfect date? “You. Me. Hammers. Morning.”

"There is something on the ground! We came!" "My womb is brown!"

@condoslime776

4 жыл бұрын

that womb line is probably the most disgusting I've heard from book of mario. At least it can't get worse (and that's not and exaggeation because I've seen the rest of this game AND most of BoM64)

"I'm going to activate PAINT!" Please, no, not Colour Splash!

@wondermittens1844

4 жыл бұрын

OH YEAH THAT ROBOT WITH THE PAINT! That video was hilarious

i'm not even gonna lie, almost all of this just reads like earthbound dialogue

"Always disloyal" oh Scarlett, never change you old scamp

“Do you know how much I’m confident *and* nervous?” Me constantly.

18:11 I lost it at "the computer is based"

Why is this so good? Everything flows in a schizophrenic way.

@Azure70

4 жыл бұрын

If you think this is good, wait till you see the prequel Book of Mario 64.

@CumLordGary

4 жыл бұрын

@@Azure70 and it's underrated sequel Super Book of Mario

12:10 Huh? There is sonething on the ground! We came! That escalated quickly...

16:21 Slaughterhouse Zip is my favourite Kurt Vonnegoom novel.

"It is said that the monster destroyed a large city in the area" Carbon...

@ianhemingway9165

2 жыл бұрын

What did we talk about you not doing!?!

1:29 I _never_ noticed these framed pictures before. Bowser, Rawk Hawk, and even Geno. Wow.

@callmeninaiced

4 жыл бұрын

Iirc SMRPG is canon to the Paper Mario universe or something

@anueutsuho7425

4 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure they were edited in. This is an HD texture hack, and I bet the original photos were so illegible as to make remaking them impossible.

@tech6hutch

4 жыл бұрын

@@anueutsuho7425 really? I didn't even notice the game was different

@anueutsuho7425

4 жыл бұрын

Yep. I checked, and the original photos looked like weird blobs.

@tech6hutch

4 жыл бұрын

@@anueutsuho7425 ah ok. Would you happen to know where I could find this HD hack?

“Mario is learning special Christmas exercises!” *Christmas ad plays*

"You have a Christian star!" "Mario finds the sixth Crystal Star, randomly hidden in Poshley Heights Church." *one of my favorite parts from the playthrough

5:10 When your father is Italian

@tech6hutch

4 жыл бұрын

Che peccato, mamma mia

Awwww, the “You’re dead to me” Toad didn’t make it in...

"If I die and my love gets the death penalty, give him my letter so he can vote for me" So poetic

This video could do with more Carbon

@SpaceLobster21

4 жыл бұрын

More Carbon means more nuclear noise...

Lost it at “my little coconut extended”

"my problem is that people have problems" girl, me too tf?

My PrObLeM iS tHaT pEoPlE hAvE pRoBlEmS -Problem centre 2k19

@The_Yosh

4 жыл бұрын

You’d be out of a job if they didn’t

@nekonomicon2983

4 жыл бұрын

Relatable though

@lepidotos

4 жыл бұрын

he hates his job

@AkameGaKillfan777

4 жыл бұрын

The problemening

hell ye, more Carbon world domination

Pennington: baby Mario: fellow associate

"Apparently I'm not good at sex" - stryder 2019

Chicken sperm is such a wonderful insult.

i forgot to say this before but you are amazing at reading this, id love an audio book from you