"A good researcher never collects information"

@Reaverbot7

4 жыл бұрын

That is all too often true on the internet.

@condoslime776

4 жыл бұрын

I'm a historian. I do not know what's going on.

@nigoulenoblehiboux9812

4 жыл бұрын

All AntiVax true philosophie

@RadiantSharaShaymin

4 жыл бұрын

Media and news stations in a nutshell.

@theguythatasked6400

4 жыл бұрын

Where did you get this information?

Remember kids: Fishing is a FARCE

@condoslime776

4 жыл бұрын

Seriously. I hate fish.

@frogmonger6916

4 жыл бұрын

My dad was a good fish

@youknowwhatthatmeansFISH1703

4 жыл бұрын

I wonder if he knows...

@Divinegoldenlight

4 жыл бұрын

I agree, i hate fish

@eskim_97

4 жыл бұрын

Wait, weren't goombas called "fish" in Thousands of Doors? So is Goverman displaying some kind of elaborate species-related self-loathing?

"A good researcher never collects information." "Failure is caused by failure." - Kolorado, 2020

@navc8522

4 жыл бұрын

"Hmm.... yes... aha! The floor here is made out of floor!"

@W.2026

4 жыл бұрын

No his name is Archeologist, see 3:20

@lollikabosso.w.n7153

4 жыл бұрын

IQ 400

@thedangerstrangeruk

4 жыл бұрын

@@W.2026 no, his name is colorade

@ErebusTheDragonn

4 жыл бұрын

PithedOff his name is Archaeologist

LUIGI'S CHINESE COWBOY IMPRESSION HAS BECOME MORE OFFENSIVE, TO THE POINT OF GIVING SUSHI SUCH A POWERFUL STOMACH ULCER THAT SHE CAN BURST IT ON COMMAND TO ATTACK HER FOES

@Killerbeast-hx5qp

4 жыл бұрын

And a Vaginal Toll

@melvint-p9500

4 жыл бұрын

Why did i comment this

@Fentnihilator

2 жыл бұрын

I did not know that shushi was a girl

@Loli_lover206

7 ай бұрын

Lol

Tinka: Seduce me. Peach: You? Tinka: Seduce me. Peach: Tinka, I ain't gonna- Tinka: *SEDUCE ME!*

@condoslime776

4 жыл бұрын

It would've been better if the third time it said "with cream and flowers" instead of another "seduce me"

@Splitzblue

4 жыл бұрын

@@condoslime776 I was planning on saying that the first time, but then decided against it cuz I wanted to stay close to the source material.

@hershelwidget

4 жыл бұрын

DO I SEE A REFERENCE TO EXPIRATION DATE

@Splitzblue

4 жыл бұрын

@@hershelwidget Maybe. :3

@edgelord8337

4 жыл бұрын

FBI OPEN UP!

I have translated "NEPRIATEI'SKE UTOCNE SILY PADLI" It's Slovak for: "The enemy's aggressive force fell"

@KairuHakubi

4 жыл бұрын

I want to play with some sily padli.

@pyromaniac000000

4 жыл бұрын

DBMaster false. It is actually “the enemy’s assault forces have fallen” you got close tho.

@oneish7454

4 жыл бұрын

@@a-rod48 Exactly, otherwise we wouldn't have these wonderful translations...

@pyromaniac000000

4 жыл бұрын

a-rod48 i mean his translation is missing like 3 full words, but i dont fully know what caused it to change so much. I did screenshot my own translation, and it would be interesting to see the two side by side to see how they got to be so different

@ambrimahesan5483

4 жыл бұрын

I got “enemy attack forces have fallen” from google translate

"Are we making cake or spaghetti?" Yes

@diogoayres7953

4 жыл бұрын

*I HOPE SHE MADE LATSA SPAGHETTI*

@Mario2980

4 жыл бұрын

I mean Luigi made a Pepperoni Cheese Cake before, so anything is possible...

@themaskedman8377

4 жыл бұрын

@@diogoayres7953 (hotel Mario) no

@theopoldthegamer4284

3 жыл бұрын

Ravioli?

@sugarkane1571

2 жыл бұрын

Lasagna.

“But seriously, I hate fishing.” I feel like there’s some deep seeded psychological problems that Goverman isn’t telling us.

@Yuni-is-Schrodingers-Fox

2 жыл бұрын

I see you all over KZread, we just coincidentally watch the same stuff. I appreciate the RD Soren pfp btw.

@cyber-streak8324

2 жыл бұрын

Fishing killed his grandma

@gengarzilla1685

Жыл бұрын

Carbon killed Goverman's grandma when they were fishing, and Goverman isn't over it.

@ididntthinkyouwouldreadthis

Жыл бұрын

Goombas are also called fish in the translation I'm pretty sure

@bahmot9501

11 ай бұрын

Carbon wanted to go fishing with the leader of the X-Nauts so there's probably a connection there ...

5:10 sure are a LOT of references to his "seed", aren't there? 5:25 oh, are we just dropping the metaphor altogether, then?

@gavinbrown216

4 жыл бұрын

I mean, seeds are produced after pollination, which is plant sex

@edgelord8337

4 жыл бұрын

Seed......

@siraxolot4262

4 жыл бұрын

11:56

@raziyatheseeker

4 жыл бұрын

@@siraxolot4262 Kolorado gets around in Book of Mario 64

@TheQuashingoftheTub

4 жыл бұрын

I was like "Don't say it. Please don't say it. Stay innoce-DAMN IT."

This has to be the most immature episode to date... we're almost done with the google translate series, so I'm excited to share some of the glitch videos and other projects I've got in the works!

@patacade

4 жыл бұрын

keep up the great work!

@acezui

4 жыл бұрын

Keep doing these they're hilarious

@chronitized

4 жыл бұрын

Cant wait to see the new content you have in store for us!

@Skimmo23

4 жыл бұрын

Hey can you upload the original whole stream of the two games? I would love to see everything (:

@Mayamayuri

4 жыл бұрын

@@muffincupcakeheeler015 Oh my god yes. I need that In my life. No pressure on Stryder to make it tho.

After viewing these videos, I have trouble readjusting to normal English.

@YirbyBond00Y

4 жыл бұрын

I'm never fishing again either since it's a farce

@gapplssb

4 жыл бұрын

What?? Peach browser no no, i like semen because yoshi

@danielwoods8263

3 жыл бұрын

Translation : looking audio is not english!

@gifigi600

3 жыл бұрын

This is badly translated so... What the hell ppl do.

Browser is so totally the greatest environmentalist, he powers his castle all on seed power.

@soundrogue4472

4 жыл бұрын

Not that kind of seed bud...

@condoslime776

4 жыл бұрын

@Agent 005 Big oil. Also known as king of oil. Evil oil and satan's oil. The theory is that big oil's identity is mario. (also yes mario is evil)

@BierBart12

4 жыл бұрын

Mario is the united states confirmed.

@eavn9684

4 жыл бұрын

@@BierBart12 ..?

@readyorgormotti4695

4 жыл бұрын

@@eavn9684 someone isnt aware of america's history with oil

"I'm sick of being a stupid old door..." -Persona 3 Protagonist, probably

@joltdarkjolteon4125

4 жыл бұрын

Love that someone said this

@TheKingofFresh3

4 жыл бұрын

I wonder why door-kun is sick of being a door

@CptObvious

4 жыл бұрын

He misses his toaster waifu

@0y1on

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheKingofFresh3 Guess we'll know by March 5th

@Heli-draws

4 жыл бұрын

I like the fact that the flower who says that is also blue,like the main color used in Persona 3

"Oh the signs actually changed." That means that you missed that the sign at Koopa Village says, "almost"

@happypasta6

4 жыл бұрын

Aidan Weiss-Rice Or the mail sign becoming email. Somehow even though he’s checked emails before? I guess he probably just forgot until he went back.

@AidanWR

4 жыл бұрын

@@happypasta6 The club's sign is also changed, but you can pretty much only see it in one cutscene

@Stryder7x

4 жыл бұрын

Usually they'd get pointed out to me by Twitch chat afterwards, but I caught Vas Yoshi in the moment =)

“MARIO? Hi, did you talk about drugs again?” As Lou Albano said as mario, “If you do drugs, you go to hell before you die.”

"Ravens are short and chubby. They're pretty fluffy, too. And somewhat cuddly. And soft." It's like Google Translate broke out of its stoned haze to say what we were all thinking.

@JetFalcon710

Жыл бұрын

True, lol -- Google Translate had a single moment of flawless clarity there. It's like a drunk guy offering a piece of surprisingly useful life advice

The Yoshis are something all right. They panic when their children go missing, but instantly diss them when they get back. **What is this game anymore**

”Now pls seduce me with cream and flowers” from twink

@edgelord8337

4 жыл бұрын

*F B I* *O P E N* *U P*

@SirVennie

4 жыл бұрын

The amount of Twink rule 34 skyrocketed 600%. God help us all.

@deprecatedchannel3877

4 жыл бұрын

Twink's named that for a reason;)

@mysterium368

4 жыл бұрын

Tinka.

@meggubravo8373

4 жыл бұрын

Meet the Spy

This series, “It is wery good!!!!”

"I am not a tuna. I a m a H o l y F a t h e r."

@cardboardcutout

23 күн бұрын

whats the difference

“Waiting for such a warm and comfortable fate can’t be that bad, right? Then come the semen.” _WHEEZE_

@eggfruit9810

4 жыл бұрын

Oh boy

@yeetusdeletus4088

4 жыл бұрын

69 likes.

@TylerTylerTylerTylerTylerTyler

4 жыл бұрын

not anymore.

@A_Random_Shroob

2 жыл бұрын

Then he thought: People, this is it.

I think 9:29 was my favorite moment of the playthrough. That moment of realization was just priceless

Man, Twink must have some fancy recipe. You throw the cake in the oven and suddenly it's pasta!! I need that cookbook. Either way, Gourmet Guy thought it was "Very ooooooo!" Or he thought it was "Very good 7". One of the two.

"Section 5 Lava is Hot" Sounds like something strait out of Baba is You

@becauseiexistlmao

2 жыл бұрын

🌋 is 🔥

everyone is talking about "fishing is a farce" and "a good researcher never collects information" but noones talking about the true best quote: *"extend your leg"*

@hobbified

Жыл бұрын

Sever your leg please, sir. It's the greatest day.

@JetFalcon710

Жыл бұрын

-Which leg?-

@Cyber_Yeast

Жыл бұрын

The Third One

17:55 Tinka is such a savage

@StyxTBuferd

4 жыл бұрын

Underrated burn

@themaskedstallion

2 жыл бұрын

"I can... why don't you try?"

Regarding 11:02 Mario actually IS used to measure things. He's a standard metric for size in a lot of Game Theory videos.

7:02I mean, yes, burning in hell is dangerously hot.

@condoslime776

4 жыл бұрын

Almost as hot as that burn he just gave.

Me: Ooh! Stryder uploaded! *15 seconds into the video* Twink: *Princess Peach! It feels good. Give it to me now?*

@cellina.starfire

4 жыл бұрын

Also Tinka: _Seduce me with cream and flowers._

@rompevuevitos222

4 жыл бұрын

*Let's do it safely*

@garretts6678

3 жыл бұрын

Oh God. There are gonna be so many smut fics from that line. 😖😖😖😖

He had a stroke because he couldn’t move I don’t think that’s how that works

@BierBart12

4 жыл бұрын

It might, though. If he's too fat to move.

@nenissaK

4 жыл бұрын

Also if you don't move at all for a longer time, you might develop blood clots in your legs -> infarction in heart possibly so it might c: I guess

@BierBart12

4 жыл бұрын

@@nenissaK Oh right, that's why you should always move around your legs during them long GAMING sessions

@knox1392

3 жыл бұрын

@@nenissaK man i want one of those infarctions

@nenissaK

3 жыл бұрын

@@knox1392 I'm studying microbiology and making music on pc, and it's saturday, and I just grabbed a beer - see you in the afterlife!

Yes I may have mistaken the video the cake making part was in. Stryder7x please don’t bake it for 4.5 years, we beg of you please we all like you.

@h20wizard57

4 жыл бұрын

How tf was this comment made 3 weeks ago?

@unknownshrubfr

4 жыл бұрын

THE HELL!?

@themaskedman8377

4 жыл бұрын

I hope she made lots of spaghetti

Stryder has a talent for making everything sound like a lewd innuendo.

@JetFalcon710

Жыл бұрын

Yeah lol. And to be honest, Stryder does have a nice voice

@brianbatista7650

10 ай бұрын

I use these videos to help me fall asleep because I find his voice so soothing.

"I do not want bad. I want to be a good guy." -Socrates

@bahmot9501

Жыл бұрын

Actually that's Megamind

Stryder's getting bolder. The frequency of his innuendo voice has increased by at least 69% since the beginning of the series.

1:32 A-a muscular spirit you say?! ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ...

@condoslime776

4 жыл бұрын

The word nani appears around 2 or 3 times in total during book of mario. One comes from goomb during the tutorial section ゴthe more you knowゴ

@SevenFingerDiscount

4 жыл бұрын

Twink, indeed ^_^

@urotaion9879

4 жыл бұрын

_Gogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogo_

It just cracks me up how the "got item" text became "understand the X". "Understand the ashtray" "Understand the body fat" "Understand the magic" So funny. X)

3:02 Just one of many jokes common in Mario parodies.

I guess you could say "He came" back. Ill see myself out

@edgelord8337

4 жыл бұрын

Lol.

@Divinegoldenlight

4 жыл бұрын

I cAmE

@raidedsalt7110

4 жыл бұрын

watch out for the seductive cream and flowers

"I know you'll see the true lord soon, Mario."' Is that a threat?

7:00 just gonna leave this here... funniest episode yet, I'm not used to hearing Stryder say all this stuff... but I'm not complaining, it's hilarious

"FUCKING FUN SET, YOU KNEW IT MARIO" damn I felt that

14:42 This guy just threw a "Surprised Pikachu" at what was going on

i'm gonna miss this series when it's over, hearing stryder read nonsense with a totally straight face is the best thing i've ever heard

"All of the plants will eventually meet death. The day of my happiness." Goverman must be the American Goverman with that kind of talk

@acfreak55

4 жыл бұрын

Goverman is there anything that you don't hate? lol

@Kickiusz

4 жыл бұрын

@@acfreak55 he likes pyromaniacs

@jesalt8230

3 жыл бұрын

Goverman is practically Carbon

@fukkthisnewupdate8882

9 ай бұрын

​@@acfreak55The ravens, maybe

3:12 is that Yoshi related to the one who committed tax fraud?

@evinred4993

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

14:58 why does every game need to have ads smh

@MandrakeGuy

4 жыл бұрын

insert reddit meme here

YOSHI: "Mario, did you talk about drugs again?" MARIO: "When you do drugs, you go to hell before you die."

8:45 “What!?” Yeah, I’m not sure what more you can say here. I’m also not sure which is crazier: Stomach Ulcer for Belly Flop, or Vaginal Toll for Tidal Wave.

I love how yellow yoshi saying "did you talk about drugs again?" implies that Mario teaching the children about drugs is an ongoing problem.

5:32 Stryder saying the word "Bruh" crashes the internet ...because of how much potential it has

@edgelord8337

4 жыл бұрын

Hello I've seen you just about everywhere.

@nigoulenoblehiboux9812

4 жыл бұрын

Wasn't expecting you there :D

@lambythelamb

Ай бұрын

I TRIED TO LIKE IT BUT IT SAID THE NETWORK WAS UNAVAILABLE-

"Seduce me with cream and flowers". 0:54

@edgelord8337

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah.... Call the cops.

@michaelhaverbusch9142

3 жыл бұрын

Scout, seduce me

Ah yes, the true and only way to experience Paper Mario dialogue.

@leothemememan3464

4 жыл бұрын

Speeeeedwaaaagónnn

8:26 We just gonna ignore the fact that governman is standing on nothing?

16:14 Me watching this on Friday: *sweating*

"You have a lot of charm!" Well, Stryder, they're not wrong...

5:55 Stryder7x: What did that just say? The random words that fail our knowledge: Nepriatei'ske utocne sily padli

@ToppCuber

Ай бұрын

"Enemy attacks forces fell!"

15:18 - oh, so that's where AVGN lives, okay then.

5:48 ran it through google translate, it looks like they forgot to translate that line back from Slovak. It google translates to “enemy attacking forces of the poodle”

4:18 that actually sounds like a cool thing that could happen in the game

I read the thumbnail as "Seduce and cream me with flowers" I was even more worried than when i knew what it actually said

2:06 not pressing A crashes paper mario

@dusklunistheumbreon

4 жыл бұрын

Looking at the A button crashes paper mario

@gerardoruizmendezc7242

4 жыл бұрын

and 0.5 A pressed?

@millicentflusher

4 жыл бұрын

softlocks paper mario

16:27 Is the most Canadian thing of this series

6:13 is just the plot of Wreck-It Ralph

*sees video pop up in feed “I came right then”.

7:36 D- did it just say something wholesome?

goombario had one line here that seemed sane when referring to that one Raven. Can't remember but I think it was almost exactly that in the original game.

5:55 Apparently, that foreign text is slovak for "enemy assault forces fallen." Makes sense. That attack lowered the attack power of all enemies on the field.

Yeah! More badly translated paper mario 64! This time with new innuendoes and cake turning to pasta!

I WAS LITERALLY f' Ing DIEING AT "Extend your leg."

2:36 “Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?”

*"My son is dead!"* Looks like the Yoshis saw your videos...

2:24 Click this out of context for a neat meme.

I thought "stomach ulcer" was the big "WHAT" at sushi's attack menu, then i rad closer.

“It was... very good 7.” Does that mean it was... grand?

It's been a month since the previous episode! I was afraid that Stryder was busy baking his cake for 4.5 years...

There's been a lot of allusions in the past couple of chapters... I find it funny how they're all trying to convert Mario into Catholicism.

@HighPriestFuneral

4 жыл бұрын

Wait until the closing chapters. The game goes full on Persona/Final Fantasy Tactics. There have been some hints here and there, but it all comes together at this point.

"I came just then." "I did not need to know that."

“Lava is hot” no shit

3:45 Flat earthers be like

I'm learning soo many pick up lines from this series.

5:55 Me: *pronounces it* The demon I just summoned: Good job!

The way you said "I came right then." I hollered, the way he turned before you said it too lmao

"Chapter 5: Lava is Hot" Fuck dude, it sure is.

18:27 Wait, the nerd of my Scout Troop is a STAR SPIRIT?!

0:09 what a way to start the video am I right?

"In the village of Yoshi, we sued 5 courts" I wonder what for, to keep construction companies from deforesting their island perhaps?

0:55 is my new default pick up line

My favorite characters just get incomprehensibly enhanced by the Google Translate treatment. 7:54 , Raphael Raven is a huge (heh) fan *so* desperate to get Mario's attention, that he came from just being acknowledged for 15 seconds. Honestly? I respect his sincerity. Edit: And then "Hi bitch." at 9:58 just destroys me. Respiratory functions have temporarily ceased.

This cooking session is... Uhm... Getting... Uh... If you know what I mean.

@edgelord8337

4 жыл бұрын

Let's hope it doesn't take 4 years.

@N12015

4 жыл бұрын

Full of hot cream?

"failure is caused by failure" hmm yes the floor here is made out of floor

Intersection! ^_^ I can't get enough of these. I wish there was a place where I could watch the full original stream recording, rather than just highlights. These are just solid gold. Or maybe solid pasta. Fresh cow!

@untitled814

4 жыл бұрын

On KZread you can look up Stryder7x streams and there's a channel that uploaded the full streams. Sadly, they don't have TTYD streams but they have all of the ones from this game! Also, as of right now, the actual streams are still on his Twitch which is Stryder7x.

"the leader had had a stroke because he can't move* *laughs in grief*

"Shaving is sometimes toxic" *Shaving cream ad pops up*

“Seduce me with cream and flowers” What type of cream

1:23 He has transformed into those signs from the Animal Crossing GameCube Beta Maps

7:35 *E X T E N D Y O U R L E G*

"Find it to find it." "To jump, jump!"

@Jaydove2387

4 жыл бұрын

Failure is a result of failure.

Can't believe that yoshi lied about his age to get a world of warcraft acount

8:53 I'm crying of laughter

Is no one going to talk about how google translate somehow managed to make an actual haiku?

@bahmot9501

Жыл бұрын

Where ?

@geneericname7138

Жыл бұрын

@@bahmot9501 10:05.