Tinka: "Mario, I also love you". Peach: "I love help, Tinka!" "You've always been my star". Tinka: "Princess Peach..." "I... I..." "I don't care. I'm also leaving!".

@shingshongshamalama

4 жыл бұрын

"I love you, Mario!" "Tinka, you were a real help to me!" "Fuck you princess."

@DougSalad

4 жыл бұрын

"oh thank fuck that's over. Tinka out!" *Fucking bails*

@runningoncylinders3829

4 жыл бұрын

She didn't seduce him with cream and flowers, so he lost interest.

@Forkontheleft

4 жыл бұрын

The carbon of the game

@Yamartim

4 жыл бұрын

Tinka was always a princess hunter

I'm sure Pariarkius saying "It's not a social conversation!" is a mood for many customer-facing employees.

@MetallicD3ath

4 жыл бұрын

As a customer-facing employee myself, you're both correct and not correct. See, I work in a call center, and I love talking to people. Bonus, I get an excuse to not go to the next call and maybe get some jerk. But... some people are just *too* chatty. Especially about things that I have no way to reply to. So yes, my job is done, your task is completed, let me go help the next person please.

@ArcanistShion

3 жыл бұрын

@@MetallicD3ath most of my coworkers in general just absolutely do not want to talk to customers, just saying this and that and wanting them to leave.

@N12015

Жыл бұрын

Basically it's all corporative, like Bowler, Goverman and Corporate.

What is Your hair color? *S A V E U S* Correct!

@matthewr6148

4 жыл бұрын

*Justice!

@ImFangzBro

4 жыл бұрын

He's possessed by the Stellarvinden. He's trying to resist.

@mioko5679

4 жыл бұрын

"I'm offended, yes?" *H E D I E D A N D D I E D* Correct!

@zigaudrey

2 ай бұрын

@@mioko5679 It is a mystery

@lambythelamb

Ай бұрын

@@mioko5679 Justice!

"What makes you like an exquisite boy?" "kek" Always avoid loaded questions, kids

@spikeynay7381

4 жыл бұрын

Police

I really want a game show where the questions are just small talk like "How do you do, fellow traveler?"

@MegamanXfan21xx

4 жыл бұрын

"Um, alright, I guess?" (DING DING DING DING) "Correct!"

@Gamering22

4 жыл бұрын

“S e v e n”

@boerhae

4 жыл бұрын

@@MegamanXfan21xx Justice.

@goldenpig6453

4 жыл бұрын

*_S A V E U S_*

@buttpiratesbuttpirate5913

3 жыл бұрын

"Can you describe the children?" "Probably." *DING DING DING*

"why are you trying to steal money in the desert?" "Thief" "I know but why the desert?" "Thief"

@_sean_294

4 жыл бұрын

damn gerudo.

@ilonachan

4 жыл бұрын

T H I V (with Meme Man image)

@derpz864

4 жыл бұрын

@@ilonachan exactly but spelled theef

@alexanderseitz5439

4 жыл бұрын

@@derpz864 he knows

@alexanderseitz5439

4 жыл бұрын

@@derpz864 Captain fuckies

"Do not return to your home, the clowns came back!!!" This line completely wrecked me. I want to use it on someone.

@runningoncylinders3829

4 жыл бұрын

I want to eat a tuna cake shake after this.

@fukkthisnewupdate8882

4 жыл бұрын

GeneralPotatoSalad don't sing, it angers the capybaras

@hurt4322

4 жыл бұрын

I'm offended, yes?

@EEBE64

3 жыл бұрын

But if they go back home, does that make them a clown too?

16:12 "Why does everyone hate me? All I did was defeat the Common Man and get Corporate to kill Jesus with the power of hell!"

“My desire is to stay in bed.” I don’t have anything to add to this

@shinnemort4271

4 жыл бұрын

what a fucking mood.

@tamerfadli1940

4 жыл бұрын

-The Official Lewis

"Kek" was the first answer on the list, thus making it top Kek. And of course it was the right answer

@lifelesskaos

4 жыл бұрын

HELL YEAH

@theonefromperu

4 жыл бұрын

And the question is "What makes you an exquisite boy?" Kek.

@Evan_2-the_sequel

2 жыл бұрын

Since he guessed correctly with that answer, that also makes it a kekW

@Dexuz

Жыл бұрын

I'm dying, I never made that connection.

peach: are you mario? mario: yes. **leaves** peach: ... peach: i'm mario.

@user-ql9cc9hg4e

4 жыл бұрын

uwu

@mattp.158

4 жыл бұрын

No I'm Mario 🙂

@mikaelcrucible

4 жыл бұрын

@@mattp.158 no I'm mario 🙂

@nevodahari916

4 жыл бұрын

@@mikaelcrucible No I'm mario 🙂

@youtubeuniversity3638

4 жыл бұрын

I am Spartacus!!!

4:33 I like the implication that pop music isn't music.

@delta3244

4 жыл бұрын

Makes me think of a certain level in Exapunks.

@W.2026

4 жыл бұрын

Well it's not wrong

@pout6038

4 жыл бұрын

That's just the truth.

@rescuerex7031

4 жыл бұрын

Kinda isn't it's not at all art usually, so thus not music

@goomyplayz4713

4 жыл бұрын

RescueRex70 wait, you’re saying yelling the same 3 lines for 4 minutes through auto tune isn’t art? /s

That's the end of the Book of Mario series! Thanks for sticking with me during this much-needed break from the glitch research :)

@underscorn

4 жыл бұрын

Mario's biography is lookin kinda fresh doe

@Obstagoon862

4 жыл бұрын

Now do badly translated Super Paper Mario!

@CuriousGuy_

4 жыл бұрын

There's actually a Super Paper Mario Version which was made by someone else, would you play it?

@Stryder7x

4 жыл бұрын

@@CuriousGuy_ Maybe eventually, but I want to do some other videos for now

@NickManJams

4 жыл бұрын

These have helped me as I get through a particularly tough time irl. Thank you for your take on these amazingly-bad translations. These vids actually work as an awesome juxtaposition to FatGuy703’s format and adds to the whole experience, immensely.

"Mario...I don't think you have a job" "Damn you all to death!" That is this game's version of "You're shameful" "Go home, Mario"

Paul: "Where can I take it?" Mario: "In prison" well damn

@Derpixied

3 жыл бұрын

And so, Mario *"came"* in the Prison 8:28

“Princess Peach... I... I... I don’t care! I’m also leaving!” - Tsundere Twink

I've never played Paper Mario, so this is how I'm going to remember this series.

@chrisakaschulbus4903

4 жыл бұрын

relatable... when i first saw it, i thougth it was a cheap mario bootleg :D

@StarLight72267

4 жыл бұрын

After seeing the ttyd translate, I can never look at the characters the same

@IceeBoii

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@lampylightbulb

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@buttpiratesbuttpirate5913

3 жыл бұрын

As someone who knows Paper Mario front to back (pun intended), this is only an improvement

Good lord, I'm laughing so hard at those questions that I've given myself a massive headache. Worth it. At this rate, I'll be one of the human skeletons on the roof after I've died and died.

@runningoncylinders3829

4 жыл бұрын

I laughed the hardest at Toad’s Tuna Cake Shake.

@williambenton9959

4 жыл бұрын

It's so rhythmic

@jongyon7192p

4 жыл бұрын

And you should be heard!

@CastafioreOnYoutube

4 жыл бұрын

LITERALLY SLAYED ME

@norixya

4 жыл бұрын

blue roof*

Oh no, now the guy who made the Master Mode mod of Paper Mario will see that line about Koopatrols attacking 10 times and it'll give him ideas.

@trashycannoey

4 жыл бұрын

no keep thamz away

@torreywhiting5402

4 жыл бұрын

Thamz is actually retired from Paper Mario modding

"Question life?" That sums up Book of Mario 64 for me. This was really fun to watch, and I hope you do more things like this in the future! :)

@Dark_Zacian

4 жыл бұрын

Ya, ikr

@RadiantSharaShaymin

4 жыл бұрын

4:53 for the curious

Fatguy703 and his friends crafted some amazing lore on their debut run of this that explains why everyone hates Mario at the end. Long story short, the star spirits were controlling Mario to overthrow the Christian church so that people would worship them again (see Paul's final question).

@VonFirflirch

4 жыл бұрын

My favorite part is how there's actually some amount of foreshadowing to Mario being possessedx) In the prologue, Kamopa Kamopa says "Our life is ours", for example.

@ricardocavaco1910

4 жыл бұрын

It all comes to a full circle

@DiamondYoshi101

4 жыл бұрын

What... Even the lore is having a stroke.

@saphiriathebluedragonknight375

4 жыл бұрын

So it's basically Crimson Flower from FE 3H.

@megarotom1590

4 жыл бұрын

@@saphiriathebluedragonknight375 heh, lol

Can you describe the children of sishiya? Probably. THATS CORRECT!

@Jugem16

4 жыл бұрын

He technically can, he has the capacity.

@NeviTheLettyFan

4 жыл бұрын

Justice!!

The official lore for the game explains why Mario is not the hero andwhy almost nobody likes him at the end. Stryder didn't show the dialogue, but Kamopa says: "Do you think we are stupid enough to sit and watch life be destroyed?". Mario actually dies from his first confrontation with Browser at the start of the game. The Stellarvinden then posses his corpse to retrieve the Star of Rodin so they can purge all those who didn't believe on them. Paul tells on his last question that only people still believed in stars, giving the reasons of the actions of the Stellarvinden. The Stellarvinden then make Mario eat all the peaches, causing the War as seen in Thousands of Doors, and making Mr. Krump's daughter die in the proccess. This also makes the world split on the people's opinions on Mario. For example, Colorade now hates him, since Mario literally killed God (the King of Kings). Carbon, on the other hand, literally loves him, possibly because of "his" world-destroying actions.

@aziluthfuji9162

4 жыл бұрын

> "Mario actually dies from his first confrontation with Browser at the start of the game. The Stellarvinden then posses his corpse" Keep in mind that in Thousands of Doors Kamopa does tell Browser during the Chapter 1 interlude that Mario was, after all, "rebuilt" (a connection that no one brought up to Fatguy703 unfortunately)

@eduardojavorski7628

4 жыл бұрын

@@aziluthfuji9162 Nice catch! I never noticed that! Also, don't forget that Error says before its battle: "He wounded the world". It was talikng about Book of Mario 64 and "Mario" did while possesed.

@runningoncylinders3829

4 жыл бұрын

That's why Lewis said all this took place several years ago. Eventually Mario came back.

@darkmario720

4 жыл бұрын

Ngl this lore is the best ive seen anywho. I came.

@eduardojavorski7628

4 жыл бұрын

If you guys haven't seen the Book of Mario Wiki, it compiles all the lore regarding the series. If you love the series, it is obligatory to see it.

What is your hair color? >Save us Green Yellow

@pixelarticuno1636

4 жыл бұрын

*CORRECT*

@CiromBreeze

4 жыл бұрын

Justice!

@cathie_486

4 жыл бұрын

you now have 1 *69* likes *noice*

"Where can I take it?" "In prison." I'm done.

Paul with the greatest twist in gaming history

@runningoncylinders3829

4 жыл бұрын

Justice!

The moral of the story: you can literally save the world and everyone will still be ungrateful and feel hatred towards you

@jamiedoesstuff5871

4 жыл бұрын

Mario didn’t save the world, he was possessed by the Stellarvinden and caused the war in ToD. Which wasn’t really his fault, he was dead and all, but that’s why everyone hates him.

@ConsarnitTokkori

4 жыл бұрын

browser was the one trying to save the world though he knew the stellarvinden would possess mario someday, so he married the star of rodin so it could push his feelings for him back a bit and beat him before he ate all the peaches, causing the war in thousands of doors

@spikeynay7381

3 жыл бұрын

All you need to save the world is liquor

@LocksAndChains

3 жыл бұрын

Basically the plot of Captain America: Civil War.

"Every day I teach this Dojo to improve your body and mouth." Mario realizes this wasn't as the Dojo was advertised, leaves, and questions his life choices. But considering the contents of this mod, what else is new? Either way, Goverman seems interested in the Dojo's offerings.

@rare10124

4 жыл бұрын

Rule 34

@NickManJams

4 жыл бұрын

Dojo, brothel; same thing, right? 🤣

@coastersplus

4 жыл бұрын

_Kisses back_

@XanderIsALoser

4 жыл бұрын

oh god this is devolving quick I’m here for the chaos

@iscopeeee

4 жыл бұрын

Mario will come!

"My desire is to stay in bed." I know the feeling.

At this point, answering all of Paul's questions should be a requirement for this mod. *Who gave you a flower garden?*

@BloodfelX

4 жыл бұрын

LIES.

@runningoncylinders3829

4 жыл бұрын

Oh Please Please look at the garden!

@mr.mermit6189

4 жыл бұрын

Runningon Cylinders Man, that’s a salad...

Someone: Uses a four panel comic People in 2016: 8:43

@VVheeli

4 жыл бұрын

YOU. YOU MADE ME REMEMBER.

@Thomaas551

2 жыл бұрын

I II II L

16:22 "By the way, where's the city?" Oh no, Carbon's at it again!

@derpz864

4 жыл бұрын

I hit the floor laughing when I saw this comment

@nullplan01

4 жыл бұрын

I just thought Koot had gone so senile he didn't realize he already was in the city.

@woobgamer5210

4 жыл бұрын

Carbon is on his way to destroy Corperate's village too. No one is safe.

@spencerwasson5877

4 жыл бұрын

It only takes 4 coins to buy Koopa City

@chantadi2005

3 жыл бұрын

@@spencerwasson5877 Justice!

Here we are, people. Paul, the ultimate deity, has shown up during the final battle to help our well known “Mario”

Tinka: Just because you are in me, Stryder: Wait- *[Ad plays]* That was a beautiful time for an ad, almost like a censor. Yes. Beautiful indeed.

And thus closes the chapter of toad and Mario in love, the end.

@rowboat10

3 жыл бұрын

lol

“The Star, What Was That?” Somehow amidst all the chaos, this one makes the most sense

The Toad at 10:25 is now gay for all I care. He was pretty clearly flirting with Mario, and he _did_ literally just come out of a closet.

@youtubeuniversity3638

4 жыл бұрын

*Lovers*

@NeviTheLettyFan

4 жыл бұрын

He's necrophilic too

@runningoncylinders3829

4 жыл бұрын

He'd be shocked to find out what Mario did in the kissing dojo.

@A_Random_Shroob

4 жыл бұрын

Everybody loves Mario

Not gonna lie, watching the stream with all of Paul's questions, I started nailing the answers around the time Stryder pointed out "It's always the stupid one." I'm not sure whether to be proud of that or not, though.

Honesetly I really like the idea of a really easy quiz show, but both the questions and the answers are badly translated

@runningoncylinders3829

4 жыл бұрын

It just kinda devolves into nonsense. I could ask: What color is Koover’s flowerbed? - Dennis - Smelly - Drive me there

@ilonachan

4 жыл бұрын

As long as the answer is "Drive me there", I see no problem.

@runningoncylinders3829

4 жыл бұрын

@@ilonachan Justice!

@LonelySpaceDetective

4 жыл бұрын

Seeing Paul's questions really make me want to see a game with a recurring quiz minigame like Paper Mario's, but over time the questions become increasingly abrasive, accusatory and nonsensical.

Such a great question. How many colors have you seen? Given all colors we see are just how our eye interprets light reflected from a surface. Who knew Book of Mario 64 had such a deep question.

@NickManJams

4 жыл бұрын

If I were a Mantis Shrimp and I got asked this question, it’d be particularly hard to answer. Biology jokes. H’yuck, h’yuck.

@flygonpincher4493

4 жыл бұрын

Seven

@sweeetburn

4 жыл бұрын

And the answer is 7

Original: ❤️ Google Translate: *B R E A S T*

"Mario, this is a castle!" *Awkward pause*

14:40 DO NOT RETURN TO YOUR HOME, THE CLOWNS CAME BACK!!!

@Heli-draws

4 жыл бұрын

Someone should make a Movie out of these words

@runningoncylinders3829

4 жыл бұрын

@@Heli-draws Kinda works for "It", but really, when are clowns not scary?

@prastarkeepers

4 жыл бұрын

Penelope to Odysseus, probably.

@spikeynay7381

3 жыл бұрын

“What a worthless man!” I think this means that Colorade was the one who protected them from the clowns

Paul is actually the one firing Laser Gun and Beam Pexego from above, he just needed some Star Distinguished Liquor to better focus his power. Oh, and he's also the favourite of all!

@ConsarnitTokkori

4 жыл бұрын

i thought paul needed the liquor to get the stellarvinden drunk so he could save the world from them

@bluekirby_64

4 жыл бұрын

@@ConsarnitTokkori Oh yeah, I forgot. Maybe it was Paul who gave it to Tinka beforehand though.

@ConsarnitTokkori

4 жыл бұрын

either that or he made it during the fight

*Mom hid the dry casket and the dry particles again*

I guess Paul is a true believer in the stars after all. Christ guides him.

@ConsarnitTokkori

4 жыл бұрын

that's not exactly a good thing, considering who the stars are here

@MirrorHall_Clay

Жыл бұрын

But Mario killed Christ in Chapter 7!

Peach...the King of Persia. xD

@coastersplus

4 жыл бұрын

These translations screw with everybody's gender, but somehow Princess of Peaches/Persian Prince/King of Persia/Prince Peach gets it the absolute worst. I like the interpretation that Thousands of Doors has an entire arc where Peach questions their identity.

@runningoncylinders3829

4 жыл бұрын

@@coastersplus Peach is actually kinda evil in Thousands of Doors. And at least savage by the end. Honesty Prof. Caesar Reality goes from kinda sane to evil by the end as well.

“Kisses back” might be the best line I have ever heard.

Damn Paul, Kek totally makes me love an exquisite boy.

@Quario

4 жыл бұрын

I'm calling the FBI on you, you degenerate old man

I swear i never laughed this hard in my life.

It's hard! Mario will come! *kisses back* "This is the best dojo!"

@runningoncylinders3829

4 жыл бұрын

The Master has the hots for Mario. New ship.

ok now I'm just laughing at this every 2 seconds 😂😂😂

17:05 Peach: Thanks yes yes. My chest is bottomless. That explains everything.

@runningoncylinders3829

4 жыл бұрын

How does one carve a river valley between two mountains if there is no ground level?

@woobgamer5210

4 жыл бұрын

Reminder: Just because a woman has big tits doesnt mean she has a heart

@runningoncylinders3829

3 жыл бұрын

@@woobgamer5210 Is this about fictional women or really mean ones?

This was hands down one of my favorite series’s, I freaking love these videos

The way you said "Rosa" made me lose it for some reason.

@mrdaviddesertfire6801

4 жыл бұрын

Rose is actually pink in Spanish.

Dude. Watch out. it starts taking over your brain, how else would you correctly answer Paul's questions? KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

@perfectpokeman8307

3 жыл бұрын

Why is no one asking that question...how IS he answering those corrections correctly? There's no way he could have if the questions were translated.

@tacdragzag7464

3 жыл бұрын

@@perfectpokeman8307 My theory would be that he knows the game well and the right answers are still in their original slots.

“My greatest desire is to stay in bed.” The most relatable thing in this entire series.

Guys that's it Mario is just sent by the goverment to kill 5:42

"Why is it always the stupid answer?" Well, when every answer is stupid, that tends to happen

I love your long pause on "This is a castle" I had to pause the video because I was laughing so much.

Ah yes, my favorite inspirational Mario quote of all time: *B R E A S T*

3:13 Paul - Why is everyone focusing on businesses by email? Mario - M E T O O

After the quest is over, the real villains decided to return Mario's soul to his body, ehich is why Peach and Bowser went back treating him as the Mario they (sorta) know in Thousands of Doors. And well, let's jsut say, that he's in for a wild ride after this, unaware of what the f*ck just happened or what the Peach Wars are, and just rolled with it

This was the funniest series I've watched for a Mario Game, please do more like these!

11:29 "My God, you're wrong. How are you so strong?" Browser is Gruntilda confirmed

Did...did you get all the questions right IN ONE TRY?!

@right_hand_power7960

4 жыл бұрын

He's familiar enough with the original/Japanese PM that he can breeze through it, without having to read the dialogue for context. Plus, assuming this was an emulation hack, he would have had access to save states, allowing him to answer correctly in rapid-fire. Also, it's possible he already knew the answers from others, who have played this hack, again allowing him to correctly answer in rapid-fire. As I understand, these are clips from his previous stream of this. If he got anything wrong originally, he probably went back, answered correctly, and just pieced together only the necessary clips of the successfully answered questions.

@eduardojavorski7628

4 жыл бұрын

He used save states many times, like in the Source, Things and Policy question. He actually got all the wrong options first.

@cathie_486

4 жыл бұрын

@@right_hand_power7960 i just still love how he reacts

What a hilariously messed-up journey! It's almost sad that it's over already, but it's nice to know that Google Translate is still just as broken as it has always been.

Question Life? Don't we do that already?

The way he said 'Rosa' made him sound extremely sassy

@marinanicole5693

4 жыл бұрын

Means pink in italian so I guess that's why it's there

@runningoncylinders3829

4 жыл бұрын

He actually gave it an s sound too rather than roza, so each syllable got stressed. Fun way to say it.

@cgdash4354

3 жыл бұрын

@@marinanicole5693 Same for spanish

12:38 Proof that Paul truly is the favorite of all.

13:57 I JUST BUSTED INTO LAUGHTER WHEN TINKA SAID I DONT CARE LMAO

8:43 is this Loss?

@drfidelis558

4 жыл бұрын

I I i I I I _

7:06 I love how they used the word Nani grammatically correct in a sentence

“BREAST!” Well...least we know how she got the job for the Wonder Wor- Nvm

Stryder, can you see what "This Message Should Not Appear" translates to in this mod?

@chrisakaschulbus4903

4 жыл бұрын

i guess it isn't changed... depending on how it was translated and how the text is stored in rom, it's possible that this message (and others) never met the translator...

@romajimamulo

4 жыл бұрын

That line isn't in the English version, so it doesn't exist in this version

@chrisakaschulbus4903

4 жыл бұрын

@@romajimamulo why are you writing letters and words, my child?

Colorade's wife says "Damn you all to death" because we "still fish here and there", but we all know that "fishing is a farce".

"Its hard. MARIO WILL COME."

OH MY GOD _THE CLOWNS CAME BACK?!?!_

Sayings I want on T-shirts: "What have we received in this world of sex?" "This is dog feces" "I always intended it" "I always WHOA" "Oh daddy! Gobbledygook!" "My desire is to stay in bed"

KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! PAUL IS THE FAVORITE OF ALL!

I’m gonna be one of the human skeletons on that roof after I died and died from how hard I’m laughing at this

Okay, in all seriousness, I hope you know that your voice makes me feel some type of way. Like, I could listen to you narrate this sort of thing for days. Also your laugh is kinda cute...please do an audiobook or something.

6:48 When the game you're playing is difficult.

Everyone wants to bomb Mario. There is also tangential lore that Goverman was irreversibly changed in Browser's castle, and that would eventually lead to him changing gender and becoming Goombell in the next game.

@kabobawsome

4 жыл бұрын

Goverman/Goombell says trans rights and also "He uses cabbage and meat."

Seeing Mario utilizize the power of Bowser's shaft to defeat his invincible ass is probably the highlight of 2020 for me and the year just started

4:56 everyone going through there midlife crisis: Yes

"It's hard It's hard Mario will come" The master worries me in this

Big thanks to you for making this series! One of the funniest things I've seen in years, and a big part of it is your amazing reading.

2:12 paper mario anti--piracy screen

The audience in the quiz shows don't notice that Chuck is having a Stroke.

“ what is your hair color. Answer save us. Correct” from Paul

I thought the description said "How many breads have you eaten in your life?" xD

"Ass!!! You cannot beat it!!! INVINCIBLE" -Bowser

16:33 "Mario, this is a castle."

Stryder: answers everything right. Me: He speaks the language of the gods!

“It’s only 4 coins” Carbon: I don’t care, I’ll take it by force anyways

9:11 My great-grandparents.

Gotta love this series! :D Keep up the good work with the videos.

8:28 jolyne is that u

my fav series man, i love you and this series. please don't stop it!