The fact Carbon is a chaotic lunatic in love with Mario who wants to rule the world and his girlfriend is just at his house smelling his clothes pretty much tells you how amazing this is going to be.

@TFD500Official

4 жыл бұрын

69 likes. Let's leave it like that.

@Srmgmailcom

4 жыл бұрын

In the actual game Koopie Koo text her that she smells all his stuff and probably shouldn't send Koops the message, it would be funnier if they left it untranslated.

@WorldWalker128

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like the plot to a weird anime.

@hazeltree7738

4 жыл бұрын

*Furiously scribbling notes for romantic short story*

@jackmorris7755

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine your sticker rant in Google translate

"This is the price of war, Gunsale" > 3 Coins

@kalejuice5701

4 жыл бұрын

I cackled seeing this in text form

@hedgehog3180

4 жыл бұрын

I guess the price of war was fairly affordable.

@superwhatevergamin9634

4 жыл бұрын

Carbon is excited about war being this affordable.

@hobbified

4 жыл бұрын

Don't worry about the war, there will be cake.

@superwhatevergamin9634

4 жыл бұрын

@@hobbified :D

“Behind the scenes, rich people of the world attack.” Damn that’s deep

@moreno4821

4 жыл бұрын

Is that communism i hear?

@moreno4821

4 жыл бұрын

@mendaix Maybe that Marx guy was right.

@Mehlmaschinex

4 жыл бұрын

@@moreno4821 that marx guy was almost 100% correct about all things, the way how people like stalin implemented tho is just wrong.

@penelope8134

4 жыл бұрын

@mendaix wait thats not how communism works

@Mehlmaschinex

4 жыл бұрын

@mendaix had or has? are you talking about DDR or todays germany.

oh my god I just realized that “partner” was getting translated as “boyfriend/girlfriend”

@JonathanRiverafrickinnice555

3 жыл бұрын

That makes sense actually.

@SerLagsalot

3 жыл бұрын

@Steven Victor Neiman I think its something like "come on!" or "let's go!"

@dragonslayersworkshop8598

2 ай бұрын

Mario is polygamous😂

“I want Petalburg back, Carbon.” Google Translate KNOWS what it’s doing at this point.

@OriginalGameteer

4 жыл бұрын

*We can take Glitzville*

@superwhatevergamin9634

4 жыл бұрын

"We'll destroy the world." Carbon: THAT'S *MY* JOB!!

@emblemblade9245

4 жыл бұрын

“I miss Petalburg, Carbon. I miss it a lot. I’ll be back.”

@dontmindme8571

4 жыл бұрын

I want Petalburg back too. I need a ralts.

@TheDeepThinker-sq3iy

4 жыл бұрын

@@dontmindme8571 its the route NEXT to petalburg that is where You find the ra. . . . WAIT! THIS ISN'T ABOUT THAT GAME! STOP IT!!

Not gonna lie, General Gunsales is a badass wrestler name.

@RDR911

4 жыл бұрын

General Gunsales is a pretty accurate Military General name, too!

@mrPAK215

4 жыл бұрын

He's a one-way ticket to THE GUN SHOW!

@Wings_Of_Nightfall

4 жыл бұрын

I liked the "Executioner from hell" more.

@3XHS

4 жыл бұрын

General Gunsales and his partner, Doctor DCS

@SneedBass

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah it's petty good.

When half the party thinks “chaotic neutral” means “derail the plot by burning down a whole city”

@fallleave100

4 жыл бұрын

YES

@primordialchaos3647

4 жыл бұрын

Are you n my D&D group? I razed an entire city and turned a desert to glass, yet call myself “chaotic neutral”. Seriously though, where do you live because I’m pretty sure you are in my group haha

@tyrian_baal

4 жыл бұрын

What does that mean

@primordialchaos3647

4 жыл бұрын

Yellow Panzer it’s a dungeons and dragons thing that has to do with morality

@myhlosic

4 жыл бұрын

I'm chaotic evil and do worse than that so, it fits

This game is so memey 99% of the time and then it says shit like "The light within you will destroy you" or "you know that life is lacking"

@Skul1ManEXE

4 жыл бұрын

It's mostly a memefest, but it sometimes turns into NieR: Automata.

@inkaf225

4 жыл бұрын

Banks should burn -goomba

@vittoman4392

3 жыл бұрын

This is the memeist game relased on a console with Book Of Mario 64 as the second

@unlikelygamer

3 жыл бұрын

“You can be guilty before you learn human redemption”

@Ninetails2000

3 жыл бұрын

"This is the price of war, General Gunsales" ~3 Coins.

I love how everything in Glitzvile is about war and Mario ended up with the nickname of General Gunsales. It's like he is some sort of arms trafficker.

@runningoncylinders3829

4 жыл бұрын

If this were Paper Mario 64 he'd be the Common Man.

@theomegablade6415

4 жыл бұрын

this google translate made the best glitzville story i've ever seen, that and Carbon's background...

@runningoncylinders3829

4 жыл бұрын

@@theomegablade6415 Carbon's entire character is too consistent and almost a complete 180 from the character he was based on. The best destroyer of worlds! And fathers!

@theomegablade6415

4 жыл бұрын

@@runningoncylinders3829 i'm surprised there isn't any characters in the PM games that have a destrutive personality (and i'm not talking about them literally being a bomb, i mean they want to cause some form of havoc and chaos)

@runningoncylinders3829

4 жыл бұрын

@@theomegablade6415 ... because that's a 99% sure sign of a villain. I think Dimentio kinda fits that, and to a lesser degree General Guy, Tubba Blubba, Lady Bow, Lord Crump, Jr Troopa, Doopliss, Mimi, and King Sammer. Feel free to debate any of these if you meant something else by this.

"This is the price of war, Mr. Gunsales." 3 coins seems about right

@mozarteanchaos

4 жыл бұрын

YER FUCKING TOOTIN'

@squigly8r

4 жыл бұрын

“How do you like my car? It us very dangerous.”

@thecreature395

4 жыл бұрын

Y

@WanderingRonin509

3 жыл бұрын

WAR UH....WHAT IS GOOD FOR.... Game:3 coins ABSOLUTE- oh 3 coins well that sounds okay

@hunterbennett757

Жыл бұрын

War only costs 3 coins apparently.

"Now I'm afraid you know my big deal... I have a bed" Got me good

@cameronballz6154

4 жыл бұрын

This one got me the most 12:53 and 13:11

@rocgazelle49

3 жыл бұрын

Yeaaaa

@aaajeear8654

2 жыл бұрын

@@cameronballz6154 with the context from 13:11 , 13:43 is uh... "interesting".

@baofleurence7650

Жыл бұрын

@@aaajeear8654 OH NO.

"What's waiting for you? Do you think a sexy woman or something will come?" Well... I mean a lot of people have just been "coming" apropos of nothing, so...

@crazyluigi6664

4 жыл бұрын

Also, Flurrie can be considered quite the sexy woman, so........

I’m mentally preparing my body to hear “I came” a lot in later episodes

@AidanWR

4 жыл бұрын

There's one where it only happens once or twice, but it was very common because "let's go" somehow consistently changed to "I came"

@yajsema3142

4 жыл бұрын

@@AidanWR 69 likes

@realVGC

4 жыл бұрын

“I came in people!”

@ShadowDuty7

4 жыл бұрын

I've been prepared for a lot of "coming" since last episode, with Carbon being the God of Death and Flurrie being a God of Fertility they are.....what I WASN'T prepared for was Goombella asking for a bigger cock. That shit almost made me fall out of my seat.

@MikeJr9284

4 жыл бұрын

After watching FatGuy703’s playthrough of it, I’m used to it now.

"You can be guilty before learning human redemption" raw energy and power from Carbon there

"Truly.....I am myself." So deep, I want this on a t-shirt.

5:19 "Don't worry about the war... There will be cake." -French Revolution, 1789 - 1799 11:22 Deadmau5 reference

@cynnabar

4 жыл бұрын

The first one is so accurate

@cameronballz6154

4 жыл бұрын

American Police force: 11:31

@banette0819

3 жыл бұрын

Cake is a lie

*Jolene leans over* "This is the price of war Gunsales" I died.

@CODMarioWarfare

4 жыл бұрын

*You got 3 coins!*

@chcc12

4 жыл бұрын

The new metal gear game looks great

@Nintendotron64

4 жыл бұрын

@@CODMarioWarfare Who knew war was so cheap?

@runningoncylinders3829

4 жыл бұрын

Gun sales are literally a price of war.

@superwhatevergamin9634

4 жыл бұрын

Carbon: Three coins fund a war. Imagine throwing down 30 cents to fund a world war. 🔥🐢🔥

I love how one consistent aspect of this translation is that Peach, Mario, Carbon and pretty much the entire main cast are without question the biggest villains.

@GmNdWtchr96

4 жыл бұрын

*Carbon

@taculo3231

4 жыл бұрын

this series is great, it's so funny how the translation manages to gives the characters a consistent personality.

@novagilpatric3071

4 жыл бұрын

CoofeZinho69 “I want Petalburg back, Carbon”

@VonFirflirch

4 жыл бұрын

Best part is that it's the same deal for 64.

i think "i came" was translated from "let's go." that's probs why it appears so much.

@underlinedcg1574

4 жыл бұрын

Or more likely, “come on”

@riskyworks

4 жыл бұрын

Sometimes i think they did not translate all of it but rather built onto some of it like the whole peach thing

@jesalt8230

3 жыл бұрын

@@riskyworks i saw a comment that peach in latin means "persian apple" or something like that. that might be the reason why they call peach the persian king and so on

I like how, even into chapter 4, Carbon's goal of destroying Petalburg and taking over the entire world is so consistent Like even with the other characters' dialogue it's consistent I came.

The worst part of this series is that it's going to end eventually.

@JeremiahJ-wv1vn

4 жыл бұрын

But at least we now that yoshi and koopa does tax fraud

@claudiaperi4990

4 жыл бұрын

I hope he does more games! Dream Team would be a great one to do!

@dashieprodx

4 жыл бұрын

I came

@jenbooob

4 жыл бұрын

@@JeremiahJ-wv1vn *carbon

@jenbooob

4 жыл бұрын

@Nobody Special paper mario 64 got translated.

"The light within you will destroy you" -Hawc Green

@Grimssbane

4 жыл бұрын

Final Fantasy XIV: Shadowbringers

@FrozenOver0

4 жыл бұрын

Oh, hey there Xehanort.

@GhostWulf70792

4 жыл бұрын

@@Grimssbane one brings shadow one brings the light

@trondordoesstuff

4 жыл бұрын

The Radiance:

@hedgehog3180

4 жыл бұрын

I always saw the Vlogbrothers as a lot more optimistic than that but I guess I missed a lot.

Gombella sitting on the toilet "This is probably the biggest thing I ever did"

"Rumors have their rumors." "You can be guilty before you learn human redemption: This is not the first time!" "War is simple." I'm sure these are incredibly deep and meaningful and that we can take great lessons from these.

@gardibro761

4 жыл бұрын

"War is young men dying, and old men talking," I guess that's why war is simple

@spikeynay7381

3 жыл бұрын

“The light within you will destroy you.”

@ryanm.8720

2 жыл бұрын

'Rumors have their rumors.' "As you know, for some weeks, there have been rumors of my rumors. I can now tell you that these are all rumors." - Lefevre, {YTP} ~ The Phantom of Oprah

@spikeynay7381

2 жыл бұрын

“Be woke, be cool, a calm spirit is smarter.”

"grubba used the crystal star to drive a car..." So that's what we killed him for? Driving a Car?

@TheDeepThinker-sq3iy

4 жыл бұрын

No, You didn't kill him.... that was the end monologue summery of what happened. he used the crystal star... after You beat him. . . . meaning. . . . . . . YOU KILLED HIS TWIN BROTHER ! ! ! THUM THUM TU THUUUUMM! LOGIC INCEPTION!

@Vania1669

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheDeepThinker-sq3iy N-NANIII!!? Are you telling me that Grubba faked his death only to. Rise again years later so that he could use the power of the crystal start to drive all the cars in the world?!

@ZakStrife9

4 жыл бұрын

Basicaly GTA

@spideroi

4 жыл бұрын

In our defense he did say it was a dangerous car

"Hi, I do not feel bad!" "My God, you have a worse problem than me!" "Viviana is a party!"

@oldbadname3633

4 жыл бұрын

*Vivian's skills: Entry*

@kalejuice5701

4 жыл бұрын

I almost cried at that part

@VonFirflirch

4 жыл бұрын

@@oldbadname3633 And then you look at her later abilities x)

@tichopeop1660

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, if ya have seen *other* playthroughs.......

@condoslime776

4 жыл бұрын

vivian now joined your girlfriend.

"You're the main computer here? Why don't you know anything?" Oooh, get burned TEC

"I'm a kid somewhere in my thoughts, but I don't want the opportunity to say that" Beneath all the nonsense there's something really relatable about that

@perrywakeman4087

2 жыл бұрын

Or pedophillic

“The light within you will destroy you. Remember.” -Hawk Green, probably a Sith Lord

@sofrik9715

4 жыл бұрын

*Hawc Green

@bigmanroadman3910

4 жыл бұрын

Have you ever herald the tragedy of darth gunsales?

@Jetblast01

4 жыл бұрын

Or a seeker of Darkness.

Our baby yoshi has a very colorful vocabulary, doesn't he? Also I think Grubba's dialogue was the hardest to read without having a laughing fit every time

@bioico8458

4 жыл бұрын

Haha yes

@Daintii

4 жыл бұрын

You could say that

@commercialchase8442

4 жыл бұрын

W A R

@StarLight72267

4 жыл бұрын

The best

@cupass6179

4 жыл бұрын

yer fuckin tootin

I'm amazed how consistent this is, Carbon literally destroyed Peralberg like he said he would "I want Peralberg Back Carbon"

"I'm sure you know my big deal.. I have a car." *Bro I did not know he had a car. I got totally spoiled for that moment*

Peach: Is this the soul of the Devil? General Gunsales: I think this is for Carbon.

Jolene: Mr Gunsales? Want to feel good? Follow me. Mario: What did I just sign?

@jesalt8230

3 жыл бұрын

512 likes, half a megabyte, gigabyte, terabyte...

@jesalt8230

2 жыл бұрын

Why did I wrote this?

7:43 "Go chicken, quick chicken!" I swear that has to be an official catchphrase

"our fans do not want to see porn heroes get skin, kid." what the actual frick

@xian2themax

3 жыл бұрын

“Viviana’s skills: Entry”

As far as I can tell in this mod everyone is either talking about nonsense or thinks Mario is sexy.

@eggsmash7727

4 жыл бұрын

And carbon taking over cities

@WTFMANify

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, pretty much

@solarflare9078

4 жыл бұрын

And Peach controlling Mario to allow her to perform her evil schemes.

@anueutsuho7425

4 жыл бұрын

@@solarflare9078 The crystal stars are needed to end the Princess of Peaches

@superwhatevergamin9634

4 жыл бұрын

Goombell talks of fetishes and kinks. Also human beef and flesh. Think she's into vore...

I think it's so funny how the translations even make lore. King K loves Mario and hits on Mario, then at the end he says he got a child and it's a boy. I'm sure everything else is connected somehow.

@omniscientcammaleon9477

4 жыл бұрын

He was kinda gay without translatio tho

@minefrac1

4 жыл бұрын

Like Carbon being an evil mastermind bent on taking over the world?

@azazelsvideos8298

3 жыл бұрын

@Coco Crazy Carbon x Mario (Gunsales)

@Ninetails2000

3 жыл бұрын

Based on dialogue during the final chapter, King K's husband may be Hawk Green and both of them have obvious crushes on General Gunsales.

@JetFalcon710

7 ай бұрын

​@@Ninetails2000 I think Hawc Green even tried to convince Mario to dump King K at one point by telling him he killed his baby

There's a band called "X" and all those messages sound like songnames. "Health of the State" from X "Ecological Ennviroment" from X "D A D E M E A T" from X

@theomegablade6415

4 жыл бұрын

Leaked songs

@AndreVHY

4 жыл бұрын

The last one is not from x

@Soul_Alpha

3 жыл бұрын

Feat. Carbon the new bassist.

"Let the circle of cream feel the baby" is something you would hear in a low quality doujin

@Goodbutevilgenius

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a line from the Great Days opening.

5:22 "Don't worry about the war... There will be cake!" There is no war in Glitzville.

@CyberBlastoise

4 жыл бұрын

Of course there's war! Why do you think there are so many refugees?

@undefined6512

4 жыл бұрын

If there is no war, then the cake is a lie.

@RealClassixX

4 жыл бұрын

Princess Peach has invited you to Lake Laogai.

@sansundertale2424

4 жыл бұрын

@@RealClassixX Roses are red Storm clouds are gray There is no war In Ba Sing Sae (I butchered the spelling)

@InumiDarkness

4 жыл бұрын

Wait... GLaDOS? Is the cake a lie?

"That's a white man." Well, uh, yes, it is.

@fredriklind6727

4 жыл бұрын

I just lost my shit when i saw that.

@W.2026

4 жыл бұрын

And thus, countless tumblr teens got triggered that day.

@EclipsisCorvus

4 жыл бұрын

Even funnier cause of the white robes

@scylla1772

4 жыл бұрын

@@EclipsisCorvus I literally died when I saw that. White robes? Pointy hat? That's a white man

@TheUltimateRare

4 жыл бұрын

first people made a million false genders, next they'll make a million false races.

"The light within you will destroy you. Remember." - Gandhi

"This is the price of war, Mr. Gunsales" >Tony Stark providing weapons to the military, colorized

The second cake is bad because it was undercooked for 4.4 years. And that’s NOT perfectly acceptable

@fieryfist3150

4 жыл бұрын

My grandma can make a mean 4.4 year old cake. Besides the severe stomach issues and permanent damage of my kidneys it was worth it.

@yoshimanrpg

4 жыл бұрын

@@fieryfist3150 she should have baked it 4.5 years. Eating cake that raw is bad for your health

@dmas7749

4 жыл бұрын

still better than 4.6 years

@LAppelDuVideo

4 жыл бұрын

It also needs some soap.

@snowgrave2475

4 жыл бұрын

@@LAppelDuVideo and a cleanser icing!

"Hello, we want everyone to die at least once!" So this is the evolution of YOLO

@TaIathar

4 жыл бұрын

So... YODO?

@emily286

4 жыл бұрын

But he said "at least" once, so I'm not sure that entirely fits

@3st3st77

4 жыл бұрын

So.. YALDO?

@modestheliolisk

4 жыл бұрын

EDALO Everyone Dies At Least Once

@skipperkippz4564

4 жыл бұрын

I like "YALDO" better, much more of a coherent acronym

"Destroy everything." -Lord Swoop

Hands down Carbon is the best boyfriend in this series.

Grodan: I fear no man but that thing. "Carbon" Grodan: It scares me

@blunderbus2695

4 жыл бұрын

Grodan*

@funkythor6457

4 жыл бұрын

Flash-Flire thanks

@superwhatevergamin9634

4 жыл бұрын

So relatable

@condoslime776

4 жыл бұрын

Carbon likes grodan though. "listen mario, this man looks great" You'll hear more about that in section 8 when grodus says something very special.

I love how everyone in Glitzville just had a kid and they're all really proud of them.

@VonFirflirch

4 жыл бұрын

Not surprising, with all the cumming involved... ;)

@Ace_Maus

4 жыл бұрын

And the kid can change from boy to girl at will.

@likira111

4 жыл бұрын

It's from all the cumming.

I love just how aggressively King K comes on to Mario. Everyone in this series is doing it, but King K just takes the thirst to a whole new level. Dude has absolutely no chill.

"this is General gunsales, our new business star!" ..... "Go away, man." fucking killed me xD

"The light within you will destroy you" that's actually deep smh

@TinySwanGrandAdventures

4 жыл бұрын

I can't help but think of Kingdom Hearts because of that line

@stegomasaurus6737

4 жыл бұрын

Watch Book of Mario 64 and you'll find it's even deeper than you think...

Their consistency is the scariest part to me

@vinesickle3383

4 жыл бұрын

Nocturne 03 Exactly what I was about to comment. King K, Grubba, Rawk Ha- I’m mean Hawc Green have been consistent throughout the chapter.

"Hello, we want everyone to die at least once!" every killing game ever

"Now I Can not Stop Feeling" is probably the best song on The Joles premiere album "Gunsales Is On Me"

10:05 Beetle thingies: "Wheeee! It will be fun to be happy!" Stryder: "Aw, that's really wholesome." Mr. Grubba: "Be prepared... *FOR WAR!!!*"

@jemuzuthestrangebear

4 жыл бұрын

happy means brutal death

@ZakStrife9

4 жыл бұрын

I died there dude xdd

@datguywithabanana3083

4 жыл бұрын

ssassswaaaa@/trrvfffgrr I agree

@lollikabosso.w.n7153

4 жыл бұрын

Were not fuckin around. You think this is a kind game for babies? No! Welcome to the trenches, next gass atack will kill the first line. You are with the first line!

“He found my secret pumpkin. I’m out.” I don’t know how you’re not losing it reading these lines

@xian2themax

2 жыл бұрын

Often he laughs at them on stream then says it again a second time without laughing and only shows the second time on stream

"Behind the scenes rich people of the world attack" This guy understands the truth

For the record, "Haterator" is in the original game's dialogue.

“Hello, we want everyone to die at least once!”

@WorldWalker128

4 жыл бұрын

Well, that won't be hard to accomplish.

@runningoncylinders3829

4 жыл бұрын

@@WorldWalker128 Tardigrades: Is that a challenge?

You didn’t add the part where Grubba said “They say that shootings are the smell of society”

@prismacan7752

4 жыл бұрын

Probably for the best it was left out?

@DoAllDogsLikeMarmite

4 жыл бұрын

That sounds like Bane, tbh.

@MrMega1423

4 жыл бұрын

I didn't know that Grubbs was American

@FazzSatoshi

4 жыл бұрын

Something something we live in a society

@TheUltimateRare

4 жыл бұрын

it's hard to get good high lights of chapter 3 without showing everything, It'S SO GOOD!

13:16- "Can we get a-" *sharp inhale*

I'm really impressed by the character arc that King K. went through in the underwater city section. The romance scenes were beautifully written and the narrative was tight.

"I want petalburg back" manages to crack me up no matter what.

Oh They still say “I came.” randomly Good to know.

@gaymer2574

4 жыл бұрын

I too, cum when talking to Paper Mario.

@kyubeyz_7062

4 жыл бұрын

Mariomaniac88 what should they say originally???

@ladymoragsbootlaces8059

4 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure "I came" was translated from "Come on," or "let's go" or such

@luciandust2355

4 жыл бұрын

Kyubeyz _ from what I can tell, it’s most likely a translation of ‘let’s go’

@luciandust2355

4 жыл бұрын

Agent 005 yea i got nothing for that one

"The light within you will destroy you." Welcome to Hallownest.

@eebbeeb6032

2 жыл бұрын

I didn't expect to see hollow knight here

8:28 the "Yer fucking TOOTIN" caught me by surprised and i almost choked on the hashbrown i was eating

"Behind the scenes, rich people of the world attack."

@sansundertale2424

4 жыл бұрын

Too true.

@ecto3075

4 жыл бұрын

There is a uncanny truth to that line

@Supernat98

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a verse in a System of a Down song lol

@patchyluna

4 жыл бұрын

Deus Ex: The Thousand Year Door

@TheGoldenDunsparce

4 жыл бұрын

Deep.

"Hi, I'm Carbon, this is my boyfriend Gunsales and his boyfriend King K"

@user-hz5hn7ts1i

4 жыл бұрын

The poly representation we all need

@W.2026

4 жыл бұрын

Modern relationships in a nutshell

@BeefeusSteak

4 жыл бұрын

K rool?

@emmamora7

4 жыл бұрын

Lightroot Industries No, King KKK

@tedcross5362

4 жыл бұрын

@@emmamora7 Please don't.

"Stop producing storytelling..." I can use this.

“That’s a white man” Goombella - 2019

@rishisavur8224

4 жыл бұрын

It's even better that it's a white MAGI-koopa in Klan attire

"I want to eat hoko saba and destroy our city" 2:25 and then he did.

@superwhatevergamin9634

4 жыл бұрын

That madkoopa did it. He actually destroyed Petalburg.

@emblemblade9245

4 жыл бұрын

I want Petalburg back Carbon ;-;

So the lore of this basically is... Mario is a porn star with the ability to speak to Satan, loved by everyone and trying to recapture the evil princess peach who's dating an AI in her prison. She is held captive by someone who's really rude, but we don't know his plans yet. On his adventure he meets many new friends like a psychopathic turtle who wants to destroy the world, a baby dinosaur who swears way too much for being born a few minutes ago and a masochistic depressed ghost who is comforted by the fact that Mario is even more mentally unstable than she is. Everyone Mario meets wants to get into his pants, but he keeps going, obtaining the christian stars one by one and defeating many monsters and pedophiles which also want to frick Mario. Edit: I will post the full lore at the end of this series with a lot more details, like the fact that carbon's home town consists of a christian cult of incestious turtles

@SableWolfAngel

4 жыл бұрын

*T* *O* *P* *K* *E* *K*

@Kelsang01

4 жыл бұрын

Absolutely glorious, deserves more likes

@anarchyjohnson3397

4 жыл бұрын

This is the type of lore i can get behind

@lepidotos

4 жыл бұрын

@@anarchyjohnson3397 >get behind [lenny]

@Ruesen

4 жыл бұрын

Also, almost everyone came.

“It’s nice that underwear is afraid of black magic...”

7:07 is a really awesome line and I feel like more people should be talking about it

That weird moment when you remember that King K is supposed to be quite old...

@TeruteruBozusama

4 жыл бұрын

And apparently he just had a son!

@tomjackal5708

4 жыл бұрын

so what old dudes can still rock it

Carbon is by far the best partner name of any game, ever. I also love that he is basically satan.

@homers1999

4 жыл бұрын

He's not Satan! He's god! (Self proclaimed like the curse box claiming to be the devil.)

@FlatlandsSurvivor

4 жыл бұрын

he also claims to be Christ and seeks to destroy It, The Father, All (which is God, presumably)

@homers1999

4 жыл бұрын

@@FlatlandsSurvivor too bad, that Mario already killed Christ in book of Mario 64!

@EgriIstvaan

2 жыл бұрын

@@FlatlandsSurvivor his father, All(ah)

We should never perfect the translation technology, or we'll lose gems like these

"Is this the soul of the devil? Use your power to control the world!" Carbon, it's for you.

"Families need a party to relax and enjoy the war, but behind the scenes, rich people of the world attack" I don't remember the original game critiquing the global military-industrial complex

@CODMarioWarfare

4 жыл бұрын

*Banks must burn!*

@TheShinyFeraligatr

4 жыл бұрын

@@CODMarioWarfare "BANKS WANTS TO EMPTY THE BANKS FILL OUR STREETS WITH BANKS AND MAKE A BANK MAKING OPERATION OUT OF HIS BANKS"

@CODMarioWarfare

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheShinyFeraligatr But Dad, aren't some of those banks?

@hedgehog3180

4 жыл бұрын

Mario takes a bold pro-communist stance as we can see in the letter that says "COMMUNISM"

@superwhatevergamin9634

4 жыл бұрын

The rich bastards of Hunger Games vibes...

"More... war." Those are some hardcore last words.

"A person knows how to get through tubes, it's called f*ck" Well, I mean... he's not wrong

"I only collect information that I know..." -princess pe

Princess Peach: I’m the bad guy! Shadow Queen: I’m the good guy! I really want that to happen

@bluecloud3091

4 жыл бұрын

Good news

"Banks should burn" -goomba

@profaneddonut5342

4 жыл бұрын

-goomba- *fish*

@s.e.111films3

4 жыл бұрын

*he headbuts him*

@FISH__________________

4 жыл бұрын

Fuckin' goomba

18:28 “I will give you speed. I learned what it was..” *I AM SPEED*

I always burst out laughing when someone declares themself married to/dating Mario or if they all of a sudden have a child like King K

Honestly the subplot of Carbon secretly wanting to destroy the world is my favourite part of this anime

Gombella had to tell "this is a white man" to the one foe who looked the most to a klu klux clan member

17:45 Canonically before Sunshine, I see...

"think of King k." *Gangplang galleon starts*

You know a series is going to be hilarious when Stryder laughs at the tail-end of his content warning at the video's start.

@ItsYaBoi129

3 жыл бұрын

I don't hear it

"Does your mother teach something to your mom" is the best version of "your mom gay" I've ever heard. Rawk Hawk said Lesbian rights.

@TeruteruBozusama

4 жыл бұрын

Given all we have seen of Mario and Luigi's parents are silhouettes could they be two women. I like this theory!

@heheheiamderpmatter375

4 жыл бұрын

The thought of Mario and Luigi being raised by lesbians kinda frightens me, and i have no idea why.

@solarflare9078

4 жыл бұрын

*Hawc Green

@SuperMonaLisaBros

3 жыл бұрын

@@TeruteruBozusama Mario and Luigi are of Umbra descent.

0:38 Don't tell me HE'S considering tax evasion, too.

"You will be accused of evil" That goes well with the Paper Mario storyline.

Oh boy, here we go again, with more Carbon being a maniac

@SkylerBueckert

4 жыл бұрын

He wants the city.

@xRAINxOFxBLOODx

4 жыл бұрын

He has chestnuts to roast over the fires of hell.

@TheUltimateRare

4 жыл бұрын

also, yoshi has a potty mouth. So basically he's an abridged character lol.

The part that baffles me the most is that the “price of war” is only 3 coins. 3?? A war hero can barely buy a mushroom with that!

@drfidelis558

4 жыл бұрын

War has been started over the smallest things that could've been easily avoided. WWI was started by someone assasinating a high-ranked person because they want Bosnia back. WWII was caused by the Treaty Of Versailles, which taxed Germany(a country that was unrelated to the war starting, mind you) for most of the repairs because they apparently started the war.

@crazyluigi6664

4 жыл бұрын

@@drfidelis558 These days, wars are all about ideologies now. Though, yes, our war with Iraq & Afghanistan was caused thanks to the 9/11 attacks.

@dstinnettmusic

4 жыл бұрын

S R i mean....germany gave austria a blank check. They told austria to make whatever demands they want of serbia even if it meant war and germany would support them. Emboldened by this austria provoked a balkan war that the russians were bound to get involved in. From there the germans tried to sure of their eastern flank by demanding british and french nuetrality, which was refused. So germany escelated by invading france through a truly nuetral belgium (who literally did not have a military). Germany was definitely at fault more than anyone, with austria being the second biggest cause (because they blamed an entire nation for thenactions of some serbian teenagers) and you deal with consequences when you start and then lose the largest war ever fought to that point. If you dont want to deal with that then dont right checks your ass cant cash. Also, germany has never won a war.

@dstinnettmusic

4 жыл бұрын

Crazy Luigi war has never been about ideology. Its always been about power and resources. We didnt go to war in the middle east because of 9/11, if thats the case we wouldnt gave gone to war with Iraq. The United States wants secure access to oil and poppey plants.

13:04 That sentence ties in well with where Goombella is

"If you want to come back to court, come back! Have a seat." "You have many followers and you will be accused of evil" That sentence is perfect and makes me wonder if google translate really did this.