“Emotional support hay” 🤣 I absolutely love Michael’s face

I think it’s funny that when you’re snuggling with Stanley, Karen leaves you alone.

@zachwood8095

Жыл бұрын

I noticed that too. She gives you that much respect lol

Watch out for Brad, looks like he was trying to unionize the geese, just saying...

@Em22-wtf

Жыл бұрын

That damn Brad!!! 🍆

@kimwhitehead9096

6 ай бұрын

😂

@TheRealBambihooves

6 ай бұрын

😂😝

Stanley and Karen are like the little angel and the little devil that sits on each one of your shoulders! Stanley is classic see no evil hear no evil speak, tranquil, full of love. And Karen is Medusa

@jbrubin8274

Жыл бұрын

Lmao- it’s almost like they practice these ‘bits’ at night, when everyone else is asleep. The SNL duo of @uselessfarm. 😂💯

@KissyKat

Жыл бұрын

@@jbrubin8274 😂

@lindalumae

Жыл бұрын

Opposites attract!

@dlo111

Жыл бұрын

This is the only channel I have ever purchased merch from. 😊 So wholesome and perfect, my mental health is worth the price of a damn fine hoodie. 💖

@amyprince2081

Жыл бұрын

How do you buy MERCH?? I want to support my favorite Useless Farm!!!

Stanley's dancing reminds me of Elaine dancing on Seinfeld!

@denisecarter652

Жыл бұрын

😂🤣🤣👌

@user-ut9vv5jw9f

4 ай бұрын

That’s right 😆😁🤣

I love that Stanley and Cruella have pink walls. Michael is always handsome. Lol.

@RainCheck797

Жыл бұрын

Science used to say pink is a calming color. I say 'used to' because clearly Karen has disproved that.

The alpacas make the most amazing sounds. I had no idea they such vocal range.

"Ok guys, everyone except Brad have a good day." Thank you for posting this update. I hope Stanley got the lettuce down ok. :)

@elainembla

Жыл бұрын

That was my favorite line too😂

I LIVE for Michael's emotional support piece of hay in every video ❤️

Stanley has the best dance moves

Can I say… as much as I love Michael, Craig and Keith… and as much as I respect Craigs disappointment in Michael becoming a unicycling proctologist…Jason holds my heart. He’s always doing his own thing.. but when there’s a fight… he’s CENTER STAGE.

Emotional Support hay 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 gets me every time 💜

The "do u need a morning hug" altercation tho....Amanda you are a saint girlie

I live for Stanley’s dancing. He’s the Mikhail Baryshnikov of the barnyard. Stanley makes it look so easy to float like a graceful butterfly but those moves take years of practice to perfect.

I just love Stanley's one long curl on his head. He's such a sweetheart 💕

The peacock showing off in the end was hilarious. They're beautiful, one of my fave birds. Your animals are characters for sure.

Stanley's reversed morning comb over is just awe inspiring

Right after you said living laughing loving, Karen and Stanley made a heart with their heads 😍

@GGiblet

Жыл бұрын

I saw it too💕 so precious!

Stanley is just the sweetest….then there’s Karen

It's official...I need and emotional support Michael. And he can bring his friend Captain Underbite!!!

Micheals little “I love yous”are really cute but that “gurgling I’m gonna hock a lougee on you!!” is so unpleasant&😂@the same time❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Kathy was trying to escape......all the madness. Understandable. I can relate. 😂

Such drama. Such theater. Such roller-coaster. What a show 😂👏

Love the behind-the-scenes, in-person feeling of the extended-video treasure of treats! ✨Pure delight in every moment.✨ Thank you! ❤️

My day is starting in a wonderful way knowing all the farm creatures are getting their love and attention💚💚

...not ever "okay"- but always GREAT! Love you and thank you all for the joy...even Karen

Michael and Keith.... cuteness!!!!!

Lucy reminds me of a lot of women I've known. You think they are nice, but they kick or bite you when your back is turned. Woman, your patience and love are legendary. 😊

"Karen! Be nice!" .......I'm not sure she knows how, Amanda!!! 😏💜💜💜

Somehow KZread recommended one of your shorts to me. I found myself watching it and then binge watching the rest of your stuff😂. This is the channel that I never knew I needed. Thank you❤. Subscribed!

@kdavis450

Жыл бұрын

Yes, same! I'm binge watching now!

@kellyg2426

Жыл бұрын

Me too! Subscribed and binge watching now❤️

I love the chatter from Michael and the boys!!!!

Why is Stanley so captivating. Adorable snuggles

Thank you for a longer video! I love it when you get up close and personal with all the wonderful critters you care for!! I love them all❣️❣️❣️ Kathy Washington State 🇺🇸👋🏻🥰

Daaaamn! She almost got you! 😆 *Serious question:* Have you ever thought of making a notebook with every animal's picture, name, age, likes, dislikes, and care instructions in case of emergency involving you or the animals? Something that, if you were no longer able to care for them, a loved one could easily find and use? ... You know, in case Karen gets closer to her goal than she did at the end of this video?

@jbrubin8274

Жыл бұрын

I can’t speak for Useless Farm but as an animal behavioral consultant and watching so many posts. I’d place good money the answer is yes. It’s crucial that information is tracked daily. Far too many animals have the ability to hide pain for quite some time. Seeing quickly that their usual routine has altered means a visit to the vet asap. The sooner we catch it the better the odds are for a full recovery, or at least very close. Hope this helped a bit. 💯☮️☀️ Also- you can hear how she speaks to Karen’s initial attempts. She clearly far more annoyed with her than afraid. Even when she did lunge she was watching her the whole time. Trust after this long, she really knows this predatory free-loader. 🤭😂😂

@absolutelynot7993

Жыл бұрын

@@jbrubin8274 That's a good point! Another good reason to have to have that. But, I meant more along the lines of if someone else needs to start caring for the animals. I'll edit the original comment to reflect that. Thank you so much for responding!

@supposedly1-2

9 ай бұрын

well its not just her there, her husband and son who is an adult it looks like are also there taking care of the animals so unless something happened to all three of them there'd be someone to do that. I still say its a good idea. i have 2 cats which i know doesn't compare but i'm also disabled and don't have much family left and those fam members don't like animals so i need to do that myself idk why i put it off my health is pretty bad and my cats have medical issues. its always a good idea to have that info handy should something happen to you!

Stanley is the best boi! And of course, I love the alpaca posse! They’re so rowdy and noisy and weird! Doug isn’t really bad, he’s just a little mischievous? Karen never fails to be aggressive and murderous, but at least she’s consistent!

You should put cameras up inside just to see what this gang does when you’re not around. That wd be golden

Amanda: What a lovely couple living, laughing and loving. The emus: make a heart using their heads

The noises... hilarious, Michael. 🥰🥰🥰🥰

I just realized the vocalizations of the tauntauns in Star Wars are actually alpacas!

Those alpaca noises sound like the conversations in the cantina scene from Star Wars.

Poor Michael wakes up every morning to a brand new day😂😂😂 I love him best!

Its so nice your video s , all the big animals love you , pure love You are very rich with all that love. I had many cats in my life, their love made me feel Heavenly, you know what I mean Greets Amanda, and a kiss for your 💕children💕🇳🇱👩🏼‍🦰the Netherlands

Love all the animals! Karen makes me laugh every time I watch. Love the channel.

Stanley has the heart of a little boy. ♥

As many times as I've watched the Useless Gang over a few months, for the life of me, I STILL can't tell Michael, Keith & sometimes Craig apart, lol*

Poor Stanley elegantly ate his lettuce and got choked up yet Karen's a savage with that lettuce and chomped it down with no problem. 🥬😳 Also, it makes my heart so happy to see Brad getting along with others. It's funny how he has to be right in the middle because he's always the center of attention. It's like he's saying, "I'm the king around here, you peasants! Now bow to me." 🐓🥰😆

Stanley is so dang sweet

An orthodontist would have a field day with Michael.

The artwork up in the Emu pen 😂😂😂. I almost🫛d myself laughing .

If i could have only one animal from Useless farm, I would have to have Doug. Hes such a bad little donkey hahahhahahah luv him x

Karen is the only reason I know what an angry emu sounds like

Love to see you and ❤ Stanley hugg it out, he just automatically lays down, it's really sweet. Karen...well, she's consistent. I was thinking, the sounds the alpacas make, reminds me of characters I've heard on star wars, lol. Their very cute. Sending you good vibes, and thank you for sharing, love your channel!! 😊

I really do love the sound of the alpaca's and they're honking and mewwing. Plus, Karen reminds me a few tweaker chicks i used to know, if those tweaker chicks ate lettuce....

Stanley lit👏er👏al👏ly has the moves like Jagger.

@graciep.6984

11 ай бұрын

You may have something there. Thinking back to Mick’s iconic strut, there could definitely be a touch of emu in there!

Loved the watch. Everyone except Brad have a good day. . . 😮😊

Michael is the light of my life 🥰

Stanley is so loving.

Dang but they are all so gorgeous …..including Brad 😂

the hayyyyy dust all over the lips....the birds think its wine o' clock....i love this

Michael even smiles while getting spit at. Such a sweetheart ❤❤❤

I'm 4 days late but it seem to me Stanley was looking extra floofy & festive this day!.💫 But they all sounded especially 🎶 musical as well. 🤣

Omg the decibel level in the barn must be crazy with Brad and the rest cackling and crowing away!

At about the 4:40 minute mark, the two lama’s are giv’n me an SNL Cwafee Twak , Verklempt moment with all of their sneezes and guttural noises! You guys are having way to much fun!

It’s so cute how they snuggle and give you kisses when you make the kissy face , they love you and they love the attention ❤️

As someone who spins yarn and knits... I can only hope to one day have a scarf made of michael fluff... well washed michael fluff that is.

Keith winked at you when you said he was the cutest fuzzy D. Lmao 🤣

I just love llama chat. I had no idea they could be so vocal, or that they could...sing??

Stan is so sweet, the exact opposite to Karen 😂😂

Lamas are so cool... They look like smiling long neck sheep and sound like Chewbacca!!

You are an Earth Angel in living form!! I'm sure you have your days but know that I think your seat is WELL reserved in heaven.

Thank you so much for that refreshing & fun walk thru your farm.🤗 I want your life!!💕 (Well….sometimes not……but mostly) Love your channel! 🦆🦙🐓🐴🥰

I love Stanley!!!❤❤❤

Michael's voice would make a great ring tone! LMAO

Michael is such a sweetheart! 🥰

Those boots look like they're real warm and comfortable.

Your babies love you so very much…..because you love and care for them.

What a beautiful morning! 🌞 I'm hoping we find out the details of the bird meeting in a future video, I'm sure it was very important

Can u feel the love and sweet peace your precious babies on the farm give u 💖 💓 💗 💕 💛 ❤️ 🕊 🕊 🕊 🕊 🕊 🕊

I love your videos so much! You and your farm friends are beautiful and make me smile so much!

Love when you ask if Karen needs a morning hug then she snips at you and then choker hold 😂😂😂

Don’t know if it’s my imagination or what, but it honestly sounds like Jason & Michael respond every time the rooster crowed. The one would even raise his head up and they both seem to try crowing. The videos are so much fun looking into how the different animals react/treat one another and you. Never a dull day…….. J

Keith & Michael are wearing snow well.

OMG those Alpaca noises were the cutest!!

This farm is like if cacophony was a place. You should use the bird stall as a CIA black site for interrogations.

Your straight-faced casual commentary slays me. I am so glad I found your channel 😝

Was Keith gargling or talking......singing? I'm just gonna go with singing because that's what it sounded like......in an upside down, yet adorable, kinda way. Lol!!❤❤❤

Emotional Support Hay, do you sell that by any chance ? LOL. Thanks you for everything you do and the love you give all your critters xo

Love these longer videos ! ❤🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🦙🦙🦙🐐🐐🦆🦆

Michael always looks so happy

I love the sayings you have on the walls, so homey.

After listening to Michael, I realize where they came up with the sounds that the TomToms made in the Star Wars movie 😂🤪

Wow 3:31 ive never seen Michael get vocal like that before 😂😅🦙

Those birds were absolutely having a mutiny meeting. And it was most definitely being run by a certain murderous Emu.

I love how they gargle and spit each way

You are a beautiful soul, so sweet and brave

"Big 'Duck' Energy" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Fast reflexes, Amanda. The animals love their Mama, except Karen and Brad.😮

Honestly..I’m sitting here watching your farm while I should be out tending to mine!!

Love all these animals.

Now if only stanley could get karen in line