Its so peaceful out there... with the occasional splash of murderous intent from Karen. Heavenly bliss.

@Oleandra-13

Жыл бұрын

And Brad. Don't forget the other Murder Fluff

@amyh7554

Жыл бұрын

And Brad!! 🤣🤣

@abbottsplace8080

Жыл бұрын

Right on true! She's a real vicious one. She has the behaviour of a mini Rex!

@marlenebeck4569

Жыл бұрын

Haha you are so on the mark

@debbiethomas3080

Жыл бұрын

Lol 😂.

Stanley needed his emotional support human.

@allisonjames2923

Жыл бұрын

Lol. With Karen as a wife, who can blame him!

Sweet Jason and his buck teeth....always laying on the ground looking dead... 💀

@jasminelee1234

Жыл бұрын

This comment made me laugh so hard 🤣

@SurelyLocksHolme

Жыл бұрын

Totally! 😳😂

@Is_this_a_skit

Жыл бұрын

Jason's overbite 😂😂

@antoinettealbarado2693

7 ай бұрын

I love his overbite!! He's a sexy beast!! 😅❤

When Michael took the apple and ate it, my first thought was, "Wow! Michael remembered how to eat today!" The fact that you must guide them back home every day is amazingly scary! Well not as scary as Karen the Raptor! Although, I love watching you handle Karen so courageously! Amanda, you are amazing!

@Leosloth2011

Жыл бұрын

BUT NOT BRAD

I was married to a woman like Karen. I took up alligator and wild hog hunting in my free time. It was a lot safer and less unpredictable than being at my home.

@kathleen2499

Жыл бұрын

🤣

@TheLikkinBranch

Жыл бұрын

@@kathleen2499 🤠👍

@debbiecurtis4021

Жыл бұрын

Karen, the emu version of Amber Heard.

@scottslaboda781

Жыл бұрын

That's funny

@aliciahowell9617

Жыл бұрын

Is that why my husband hunts wild boar and deer and is always gone at his hunting camp? I thought he just like drinking in the woods with his friends. Maybe I need to be nicer to him.

Quote of the day @ min 8:49. “You can f*ck off Brad.” At least that broke the tension Karen created. I’m usually amused by her semi-murderous ways but she was legit scary this time.

@Kelly-nl9ni

Жыл бұрын

The chook is actually scarier than the emu...it's only the fact he's ankle height that saves her.

Telling Karen she’s a mean girl today is a bit of an understatement,

@suzannenichols6900

Жыл бұрын

Yeah even when she was taking those treats that roar is undescribable.

While everyone is galloping happily to the pond, you could hear Brad the entire time yelling "YOU GUYS ALL SUCK, PONDS ARE FOR LOSERS"!!! I think if you invited Brad to the pond just once, his whole attitude would change. 🤔

@ronniewilliz153

Жыл бұрын

Lol an throw his azz in the water too

@neli.a

Жыл бұрын

Brad is not invited Because Brad is a dick …. always 🤣😂!

@TheLikkinBranch

Жыл бұрын

Bradley needs a wagon and a little help....

@chrisleach4245

Жыл бұрын

@@TheLikkinBranch lmao

@MUSBFRANK

Жыл бұрын

@@TheLikkinBranch Agreed, but we don't use the word "little" around Brad, he's got that Napoleon thingy going on, probably should get him a Chariot with Big Bad Brad painted on it, and pulled by a couple of Clydesdale horses, that way he can do his war cry all the way to the pond and feel like Julius Caesar! 😁

I love how Stanley likes to wait for you. That's very sweet and on brand for him ^_^

Karen runs away all offended. Probably thinking “Prevented me from bludgeoned her to death? How rude!”

Literally made my day! 🤣 -Karen doesn't want your apple, she wants you dead fr. -Steve made an appearance -Jason was too cute -Doug running up to get a lick while the alpacas were fighting -As always, Brad can F off -Thought you were gonna have to do the heimlich on Karen. 😂

@kathleen2499

Жыл бұрын

😂

@ReSearcherSusie

Жыл бұрын

I love this comment! 🤣💜

@Acheron666

Жыл бұрын

I wonder if she’s tried explaining to Karen that she’s not the manager. Maybe she should say to Karen “I’ll get the manager for you” and she might chill out a bit 😂

@jillmadigan9841

Жыл бұрын

My cousin called it The Frichta Method. I prefer that name. Hey, it's shorter.

@marciaa.devries5197

Жыл бұрын

I'm thinking someday you should use a drone to freak the s**t outta Karen. Like maybe when she'd just as soon RIP your list off as look at you twice??? Nothing too crazy--just a little buzz number about 1mm above her sadass topknot...

Killer Karen and those sounds she makes that you don't want to hear in a dark place lol

@melodiefrances3898

Жыл бұрын

That would be a frickin nightmare ...

I love how Doug goes well with the alpacas.

I love how your farm brings so much joy to people. Everyone seems to have a favourite. I for one love them all, but Micheal is definitely the one I look forward to the most. He's just so innocent and clueless, I love it.

@dontwakethedeadp.jankey9592

Жыл бұрын

Michael is my fav but I also have a soft spot for Brad

@magnumdorkus4222

Жыл бұрын

I originally started watching for Karen's attempts at murder, but I've quickly fallen in love with Stanley, with Michael as a close 2nd, and Keith as an even closer 3rd lol I also just love how Doug doesn't understand personal space AT ALL and has to be attached to her. So adorable.

@pas_du_tout

Жыл бұрын

I like Brad. He's mean but he has his own charm.

@theultimatereductionist7592

Жыл бұрын

I'm on Team Doug! And Doc! And Millie! And all the animals whom are never given as much coverage as Karen and Brad and Stanley are.

Stanley wants you along because he does not want be alone with Karen…nobody wants to be alone with Karen. ❤️Michael, sweet boy!

@courtneyawalsh

Жыл бұрын

I think Karen is a Kardashian. Not even joking.

@winykittygirl

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

@tredjesongen

Жыл бұрын

Karen hates because Stanley loves the landlordlady😅. Sidenote,the donkey Doug needs a friend,like on his own level of intelligence. No pressure🖐😬 Yup,I can relate and recognize.😄

@peggyking9543

Жыл бұрын

Apparently there are Karens in every species. Who knew? 😳😆

@williamreilly2567

Жыл бұрын

I don't think it's that no one "wants" to be alone with; Karen would convince others to go for walks with her, saying she had some issues she needed to work on and could really use their input but didn't feel comfortable doing it around groups, until the other animals started to realize that only Karen was returning from those walks. That's when the suspicions began, but no one is brave enough to straight out confront her.....

I never knew alpacas could be so relaxed. They looked like someone let all the air out of 'em.🤗

@lorettascott5477

Жыл бұрын

😆 🤣 ikr

@sharonstevens4330

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@diamondsngunns88

Жыл бұрын

They farted all the air out 😂

Karen always has to ruin the serene moment 🤣 🤣❤️❤️

"F*k Off, Brad!" 🤣😂🐔🤣

Jason! He is so fricken cute! You are such a wonderful caring soul and your patience and interaction with the dinosaur attack chicken karen. Priceless!

I love Michael. His face and all that Rod Stewart hair really makes my day.

@blackmetalpaganbushcraft9542

Жыл бұрын

yeah Michael is my homie too :)

@winykittygirl

Жыл бұрын

I adore Michael 🥰🥰🥰🥰

@Tubemanjac

Жыл бұрын

You must be from the UK 🤓😁

These animals are so lucky to have such a nice Mom. I love the humour too. Doug has flies on him "because he was bothering the alpacas and he stinks."🤣🤣🤣

Love the way their feathers flouce when the emus run.

@rumigirl

Жыл бұрын

They look like running thatched rooves, or running overwater bungalows. (I thought there had to be a name for those Carribean hut things, and that seems to be it.)

It’s so endearing seeing the donkey just wanna be close lol. Seems so friendly 🥺💙😃

Such a nice outing with the critters. I felt like I was right there. I even had a fly buzzing around me as I watched this in my living room.

Jason looked so cute coming around that corner & dear sweet Doug. He always come to greet you the moment he sees you. Such precious animals. You are all truly blessed to have each other!

i just love that Stanley and Karen are complete opposites, Stanley seems to want you around and even be wary when you arnt following him to the places he wants to go and then Karen is just constantly testing you for weakness and she never finds it haha

Thanks so much for sharing your life with these beautiful angels!!!

I'm loving Karen's feather boa today!

Thank you for a wonderful walk in the woods with killer Karen!

I think it's wonderful that they have all that beautiful diverse space- good on you for providing that for them ☺

Thank you for making these longer videos!

No matter how beautiful it is out and you’re taking them to the best area, Karen has to remind you she hates you so much she would still murder you. It’s so beautiful 😂

I love that Jason has been able to become one of the company's staff members so seamlessly. Makes me want to submit my own resume. One thing... maybe Brad is so aggressive because he had to go to a new barber and is unhappy with the outcome? And he's just that kind to take it out on everyone he encounters until it grows back.

Doug is like a beautiful big dog, so loving and sweet

I’m in love with Jason. He has become such a happy llama over the summer. And did you tell Brad to F off finally? You go, Girl!

I think my fav is Doug. He's so sweet. And so is Stanley. Love them both!

Stanley is the sweet husband who always has to apologize for his wife’s behavior lol

Michael reminds me of that one stoner dude we all knew in high school. He has absolutely no idea what's going on. But he's glad to ne there!

It's nice to see the animals have a lot of room to run around nothing's expected of them and the lady running it is pretty cool

I LOVE LOVE Michael ❤ He's just so adorable ❤

Karen terrifies me! That thumping sends shivers down my spine and the hissing😨. I feel bad for the alpacas, all the flies on their face and they keep shaking their heads to get them off but they liked to sunbathe and do that weird dance at the end lol

I'm becoming obsessed by your vids, each one greater than the next. a HUGE thanx to you & the Useless Farm Animal crew. xxx

I could watch these videos all day. It's relaxing to watch the animals, it's funny to see what they are going to do, and it's hilarious to hear what she's going to say or tell us about the animals. I love this channel ❤️❤️❤️

Your spontaneous commentary is awesome! 😂

Poor Stanley confidence has been crushed by Karen’s henpecking abuse

@kathleen2499

Жыл бұрын

🤣

@courtneyawalsh

Жыл бұрын

I know the feeling, Stanley.

@debbiecurtis4021

Жыл бұрын

Karen, the Amber Heard of Bird World.

@tredjesongen

Жыл бұрын

@@debbiecurtis4021 nope. It is depp without his disguise,thats Karen for ya🤣 He cannot fool me.

Lol , when you panned the camera around the alpacas, at first I thought you were going toward a pile of dirt but Lo and behold...that was Jason!! 😂

Just love Stanley and Karen..Karen always makes me laugh, sooo moody😂😂

Love the emus, so adorable, so brave the way you manage Karen.

This was absolutely a very enjoyable walk-through. The coolest thing I enjoy most is they are their own tribe. Each of them are different breeds, different temperaments. You and your husband are beautiful people. And the sounds. So many. It’s like a choir. The vibes are tranquil. The vibes are immaculate. Brad man, please. Her digits are not that different from yours.

Hi from England, I just love these videos all the animals are so well cared for, even karen 🤣 she is so hyped x

Favorite channel thank you needed a pick me up. Not a crime scene just a nap. 😁 Love Michael hes my spirit animal.

It never gets old watching you and your fur babies. On a bad day these vids are instant smiles.👍

HOW BLESSED YOU ARE TO HAVE ALL THESE GOOF BALLS FOR PETS !!!

“We don’t bother Karen.” Karen - “Don’t you dare say my name. Chaaaaarge.” Have you ever tried telling Karen that you’ll get her the manager? Maybe that will calm her down 😂 Also, if you want to make up a cheap fly repellent spray for the animals, citronella and apple cider vinegar works wonders for my horses. Should be safe to use on alpacas etc.

@suzannenichols6900

Жыл бұрын

She needs a "mean alpaca" repellent. LOL.

That velociraptor run never stops being creepy

I like how the Alpacas are just like.. "SIR! I challenge you to neck battle, do you accept?" Also my dad has 3 brown silkies similar to Brad.. Can confirm they are all foot munchers 💀

Your farm is such a joy to watch. The entire time I've got a smile on my face. Thank you so much for sharing these beautiful animals. ❤️ Gloria in California

Stanley desrves extra snacks and rubs for having to live in the same quarters as Karen. We are all truly sorry Stanley! Brad and Karen are more compatible since both of their daily missions are to seek and destroy you! 😂 Karen gives me volacious raptor vibes and Bradley reminds me of Chucky's cousin.

I would love to see a complication of Stanley & Karen....or even all of them in their "wildin out" moments ....like running around having fun & their crazy 'dancing' or even playing in the water 😂 Wow! What flew up Karen's tail feathers today? 👏🏽😆

@shelpas71

Жыл бұрын

I meant "compilation" ...smh sorry lol 😅

I finally realized why your reflexes are so good with Karen. Clearly you are a black belt.❤

I thought how it must be like in heaven watching the animals enjoy a leisurely life style on the Useless Farm, then Karen and Brad show up, damn!

"Kicked me right in the tit". I'm 💀 Is that what the new Karen merch is going to say? 😂🤣😅🤣

@terrencejackson4587

Жыл бұрын

It would sell!

@carolannroberts

Жыл бұрын

I like it

I love these videos of watching all the animals play and interact with each other. Oh and farting in each other’s faces 😂

You are one amazing person to take on such sweet angel babies of animals. I bet exercise isnt needed with Karen and Brad around thats a constant state of unrest for ones heart. Still amazing to see you handle a animal that could gut and stomp you to death then walk away like nothing happened. Your alpaca are so sweet and each have some very unique personalities and their names fit them perfect.

It was funny to see Karen looking in the window, as if she was looking for someone and then she sees you and it’s like, oh I thought you were in that glass indoor human cage, I see you have come outside and unwisely chosen death today. Lol. Like that hilarious stand up old routine that Eddie Izzard, where he says “cake or death…..Oh, so you’ve chosen death today”

Thanks! It's not much at all but your videos make my day. I figured I could at least send a couple bucks a week in return as a small token of my appreciation. I love how everyone has their own unique personalities and you handle them all beautifully with your awesome sense of humor! I think Karen is getting a bit sneakier with her attacks. Now she pre meditating

I love when Stanley trots and all this feathers bounce like a palm frond umbrella.

🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴 Doug the donkey is my favorite😍🐾😍🐾 He's always so happy to you 💘

@sixpackbinky

Жыл бұрын

Doug would like an Apple too

@ronniewilliz153

Жыл бұрын

I would be happy to see her everyday too, she's very beautiful

@sourgir-wh6xd

Жыл бұрын

@@ronniewilliz153 😆 Yes she is 😁

@JohnSmith-mk1rj

Жыл бұрын

Doug Donkey is my favorite too. He's just so sweet and unassuming. As soon as I see him, I know he's gonna come walking right over to mommy looking for attention. I'd hang with Doug all day. He's just so chill, and you know he just wants to be involved. A real sweetie.

You need some serious fly traps, the kind they use for horses.

Despite the enjoyment of watching your videos and your cute friends on the farm, I know this must be really hard work to take good care of them. All my respect👏

@eileen7303

13 күн бұрын

yeah, I am in awe of Amanda. I find myself thinking of her when I'm doing my ridiculously easy little chores around here!

Poor babies❤ I feel for them with the bugs constantly on them, I can see why they roll around in the sand and dirt just to try and get them office 💔 I just love ALLl of those precious Angel's, even Karen it's not her fault, if you ever need help I would LOVE to volunteer to help❤ you are an amazing person for all you do to love each and every beautiful animal you have, even down to Brad LOL I just want to let you know how many people love you and what you do to take such loving care of these animals that rely on you and love you also, may God keep blessing you with all that you do 🙏❤

Thank you for your hilarious sense of humor! It really brightens my day.

watching this video was like a stroll through a life id definitely enjoy! karen cracks me up, kudos to you for being that chilled !

One of these days I’m gonna have a nightmare about Karen’s red eyes coming at me.

The fact that you love your animal family truly says a lot about you...[You have a loving soul] 🌞🌞🌞

Why is Stanley so sweet?? He's such a momma's boy.

You are so chill when Karen is in attack mode. Way to go keeping your composure and not skipping a beat Amanda . Love that the algorithm directed me to your 'useless farm'

You should put some fly traps out there. There's a VT farmer (don't remember the channel name) that got rid of 99 percent of the flies around his cows.

@lindanason9349

Жыл бұрын

It is Morgan at GoldShaw farm. I watch both of these because between Morgan's" Release the Quakens" and Michael here I have two oasis of calm in my day.😊

I was watching this with my LBD (little brown dog) in my lap…Karen hissed & he raised his head & gave out his deep growl. He could hear that murderous intent through the phone! 😂😂

Stanley walks like a supermodel.👍

Thank you for bringing a little joy to my day. You really don't know how much it means. Give Karen a kiss for me lol

@debbiecurtis4021

Жыл бұрын

No one is brave enough to kiss Karen.

@ironhead9507

Жыл бұрын

@@debbiecurtis4021 including me

@WilbertLek

Жыл бұрын

😇 Kiss of death.... 😈

I only just discovered your channel via youtube shorts, and you are SO hilarious! From the name of channel to the insane behaviour of Karen, to the hysterically funny Michael, amazing work! Thanks for the laughs, and on behalf of Australia I would like to apologise for Karen, she is maybe homesick.

You have the patience of saint with Karen. I honestly don't know how you do it with her! Bless your heart.

He was saying ladies first what a gentleman! 💕

All you need is Owen from Jurassic World on his motorbike to round up Karen and Stanley.

Jason has settled in so well. You love to see it! ❤️

Karen really hates Mondays! I never seen her this angry 🐦. Be careful Amanda!!

"Everybody rushed back here for a shit!!!!" Lmao 🤣

Was Doug worried about the log with sand showing up on the path again?😂

Tank u for showing Jason more ,I love & worry about him! THANK U !

I absolutely love all you amazing animals.

The way Amanda always makes sure everybody gets a treat…..❤️😇❤️😇

8:01 You can see Karen is trying to learn how to climb into windows. I don’t know why people aren’t making a big deal of this. If she learns how to get in there’s no telling where she can get into.

@frankdillingsly3580

Жыл бұрын

Miss lillyput, I think that Karen is actually trying to attack her reflection. I have turkeys and cardinals that will fight with their reflections all day.

Hi Karen, there are great fly trap products for hanging on bushes and props in the animal paddocks. They work a treat and help protect the livestock a good bit. Great vid. 👍

@ninaappelt9001

Жыл бұрын

Karen is an Alpaca, Amanda is the farm owner.

@XxDawnxx890

Жыл бұрын

@@ninaappelt9001 karen is an emu😂

@moore.k9028

Жыл бұрын

That would be an interesting video. I would love to see her drive to the store , pick those up and utilize them!!! Being that she’s an animal! 🤣😆😂

Such a gorgeous piece of land!

WHY is it SO darn funny when Emu’s run?!! 🤣😂🤣 I ❤️Jason

Your videos are always such a TREAT! I check daily if there's new ones and have watched many several times. They're like therapy tbh 🤗💝

I love how they're all chilling and follow you home despite Karen's murderous intent lmao, I love your videos!

You have what I've literally prqyed for, for years. I was raised in farm country in Northern Indiana but my parents then moved us to Metro Detroit. I used to get to visit my relatives back in Indiana and help on the farm, but they'vee since died. I begged my husband to move us to the country but that never happened and I became partly disabled. I'm widowed now and still long for the country but I know I'll never have my dream. God bless you for sharing your dream with all of us! On days when its the hardest, know that you are living it for all of us who wish we could.

I love how the llamas are laying there going. Oh, it’s so nice out. Oh damn here they come lol.