I love that the emus always look like they just had the craziest night ever before

@WindTurbineSyndrome

2 жыл бұрын

They do!

I LOVE how Stanley’s bites get increasingly more gentle the closer he gets to her hand.. he’s so gentle. 🥰

@natashacoda4354

2 жыл бұрын

Meanwhile Karen is eating the lettuce like she’s trying to get to Amanda’s hand!

When Keith said: UGHAGABLARG! I really felt that in my heart.

@sarahmccollum3694

Жыл бұрын

🤣

@elizabetheaton3882

Жыл бұрын

🤣

@WorldOfTess2024

Жыл бұрын

I feel like Keith speaks for all of us.

I love the “live laugh love” Karen decor you added to their den

@eagleeye2300

2 жыл бұрын

Not "Live Laugh, Love, Murder your Caregiver," lol...

@nyackbree

2 жыл бұрын

@@eagleeye2300 Maybe Live, Laugh, Love, Murder Your Caregiver, Marry Her Husband

@thechumpsbeendumped.7797

2 жыл бұрын

It should be changed to, Live, Lunge, Lacerate.

Thank you for sharing Useless Farm and the daily shenanigans of it's residence with all of us. I have severe PTSD and depression and I can't tell you how much your videos mean to me as well as many others, I'm sure. Love you all! ❤️❤️🐎🦙🐓🐤🦚🦃🦆🤷❤️❤️

@btsarmylover6257

2 жыл бұрын

Aaaw. That’s so sweet of you. I hope your doing well these days. Take care of yourself.

@eagleeye2300

2 жыл бұрын

Do you also follow "Chunk the Groundhog's" clips? (If not, you will love them)! Wishing you all the best. I deal with PTSD and depression, too, so I get it.

@cassandrarosado8688

2 жыл бұрын

It's not my intention to compete in mental maladies, I know what you mean!

@Ivearted

2 жыл бұрын

I was just thinking how this channel helps me with PTSD too but I don’t have to clean up any poop, get spit on or bitten! ❤️

@injunsun

2 жыл бұрын

PTSD sux ass. I had it from highschool bullying, up through age 25. I couldn't use a public restroom if anyone was there. I was cornered and assaulted for being gay. We all have our shit, but we also have each other.

I feel like Michael would eat a roof tile if you held it out for him

@diannameade495

2 жыл бұрын

Lol🤣🤣

Karen even eats with murder on her mind, she left after chomping on that lettuce about six times realizing that if it doesn't bleed, then you can't kill it! 🤨

@ohthelovelypoems

2 жыл бұрын

😅😅😅

@thamastermind01

2 жыл бұрын

Or…the lettuce wasn’t close enough to her hands.

@triffinieyoung

2 жыл бұрын

I thought the same thing She even eats aggressively

@injunsun

2 жыл бұрын

@@triffinieyoung Some lover will appreciate that... 😯

That was some closeup eating. I love watching all these lovely animals.

@helmutflieger4098

2 жыл бұрын

So funny!

Your farm babies, even Karen, are amazing! Love their distinct personalities.

I love the little sound the alpaca’s make. So sweet

Doug: Pay attention to meeeeee! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I did not realize until this week how much some of the animals love snow. It’s been eye opening. Also Stanley is a sweet king 👑

I look forward each day to see who does what. Love you and your babies.

@Godwinpounds4333

2 жыл бұрын

Hi 👋 dear, how are you doing?

@2:27 “ Michael can never remember if he likes lettuce or not” thank you for the morning guffaws lol

When karen realised she didn't have to murder the lettuce before she ate it ,she suddenly lost interest 😊😁

That’s the first time I’ve ever seen anyone eat romaine aggressively.

@eagleeye2300

2 жыл бұрын

Have you been to Los Angeles?? LOLOL

@cyndicunanan400

2 жыл бұрын

@@eagleeye2300 😂😂😂

@injunsun

2 жыл бұрын

@@cyndicunanan400 Oh, hon. I'm Vegan, and yet, an entirely gay bear. I need _food._ When some dumb ass tells me, "I think they have a good salad bar..." Gurl. The movie, "Fried Green Tomatoes," done told me, "the secret's in the sauce."

@cyndicunanan400

2 жыл бұрын

@@injunsun 😂 I have a gluten sensitivity. When I let the staff at banquets know I always get a piece of fruit for dessert. I’ve stopped telling staff.

Love the alpaca snoot-fest!

I don't know how I found this channel, but I'm glad I did! I work my 25 acre farm myself. Just dogs and chickens...bad mix.

@lisamariemary

2 жыл бұрын

Um? Yeah! We need vids of those crazee adventures!!!

@allisonjames2923

2 жыл бұрын

You definitely need a couple of alpacas to keep life interesting!

@injunsun

2 жыл бұрын

Oh, gods, your poor name. I hope that's some kind of weird ironic pseudonym!

@jeffepstein4138

2 жыл бұрын

@@injunsun Ah yes. JE worked for government spy communities. His doings were understood and supported at the highest levels. JE exposes our government for the fraud and terrorist it is. His name and story should never be forgotten, lest we never learn. Government is evil.

@allisonjames2923

2 жыл бұрын

@@injunsun I must admit if I had his name, I’d definitely be changing it! I wouldn’t be using it on social media either 🤔 Not fair if it’s your real name, but that vile paedo is not someone I would want anyone to mistake me for

It’s definitely a Funny Farm you have. It’s great. Thanks for sharing. Love you and your farm full of beautiful animals.

Amanda, you're a star! My teenagers were watching some girl with Turrets. I said "I'm more of a Useless Farm Girl myself". They looked at me, not knowing what I meant. A few days later, they're watching Amanda and yeah, they get it now. We all love you!

I ❤ everyday with the "Useless" animals...even Brad❤

Those are genuine kisses coming from those pacas. And donkeys in love. I moved from the south back to the north. And miss it incredible. This video kinda takes me there. For a moment. I lived in a valley 2200 ft above sea level between the Appalacha and Allegheny mountains.

Karen’s live laugh love sign makes me 💀everytime I see it

I’m loving the chaotic Bunny Horse snoots- you can never have too many of those. And Stanley is just as charming as ever…I adore that silly manbird…🖤🖤🖤

Having a smartass attitude around feisty animals, is the best approach 😁🤣

the sound of it all is chaotic and kind of calming all at the same time

OMG! I just found your channel a couple days ago and have been binge watching your videos. You are absolutely hilarious and your animals are just too cute. 😁

Michael can never remember if he likes lettuce.🤣😂

What soft little faces, I wish I could give him a kiss!!

Michael's sass lately ohmuhgosh....

When Karen noticed that the lettuce wasn't screaming or terrified for its life, she quickly became disinterested

It's so adorable that they just walk right up for kisses

For what it's worth I think we all need a Stanley, a Doug and a Keith and (to keep us humble) a Karen in our lives

Micheal can never remember if he likes lettuce 😂😂😂

We are all living vicariously through you, your very special and I hope this makes you Uber rich

I love the alpaca ‘kisses’! Granted you may get a spit here and there, but all in all, it’s very sweet! Gotta take the good with the bad, eh? 🤷‍♀️🥰

Love ❤ your channel and the name of your farm. The animals are hilarious 😂.

I love how happy your donkeys are in the snow...frolic frolic

@LindaC616

2 жыл бұрын

Ponies?

@nursekillm

2 жыл бұрын

Fart fart 💨 🤣

Michael's like, "ummm, you gonna finish that?" Such a moocher smoocher 😘

I think it’s amazing how intelligent Emu’s are. They have favorite colors and can remember so many things.

@the_once-and-future_king.

Жыл бұрын

Yeah Karen loves the colour of blood, and remembers that peace was never an option.

Thank you so much you make me feel happy during everything going on In this world

I love alpacas! I have a license plate cover on my car that literally says ‘I love alpacas’ Honestly, I think of the Useless Farm when I look at it. Such cute alpacas!

This always makes me think about adopting a donkey, then I think again and live vicariously through you.

That part in Keith's hair! Reminds me of the show The Partridge Family...parted in the middle and feathered back :)

I love that the automatic subtitles are "music", "applause", and "laughter" for all the noises from the animals. 😂

Stanley with the good hair! And I just adore Michael!

You are a wonderful woman with a big heart lots of patience and kindness, bless you and your farm.

Poor Keith.... hes got to be my favourite... as a mother you cant have one ........ but we can! 😂

Just makes me laugh, you and the farm are awesome 👏 xxxx

Lucky you have all these true friends, it feels like a big family, wish to come and share some love ❤️

I love these fur and feather babies so much

Good morning bless you all we love u and u are the best PTL ✝️ 🚜 🚜

When I'm down n out I swear your page makes me forget about all the bad stuff I'm going through!! Lol I swear!!

Stanley is such a True Gentleman when he eats. Heeze also tender & more gentle as he gets closer & closer to your hand. Karen has a Self Entitlement Issue.

Always makes my day brighter seeing the useless animals on the useless farm. 💜

Good morning and good night Amanda and furry fam!! Wishing you health, love, ahd blessings 🙏 infinitely!

Your animals love you so very much. Thanks for making our day. ♥️

I love you and your channel so much it brings me so much joy!

I think his attitude is over being offered the butt of the lettuce! Hahahaha.... You are awesome for what you do for all of them!! Watch out for Karen!!

I just love your videos. And I love all your wide variety of personalities you got there. It is absolutely amazing and totally awesome.

The "Live, Love, Laugh" .... very Karenesque. "Maim, Mangle, Murder" might be cute, too.

Thank You Divine Ones💙🌟

Hahahaha 😅.. Brilliant thanks...sorry for for laughfing.....I don't know who's more funny at pulling faces you or the animals.....got to say though...well done darling for everything you do there......live love laugh...take care ...🇯🇪🇬🇧👍🤪😘

2:35 that's the most pleasant noise on the planet! 🤣😂

I adore your videos. I worked on a goat farm and a pig farm for school clothes money. I can relate so much! I love their names and attitudes. You are great! We once went to a petting zoo and a kangaroo humped my arm . Everyone laughed and wouldn't help me. Everytime I pulled my arm back it would bite me. After the guy working there stopped laughing he finally helped me. There is an animal farm that moved by me and invited the public. My family is trying to take me and they have kangaroos. Grrr. They think it's funny.

For the first time am seeing snow rooster 😀😀😀👌👌

Wow, I don't know how you have the energy to go to work, and take care of all these guys. 🙏🙏

I love that they show you affection with a kiss. 😊

I love how the alpacas kiss her n they look like the smile❤❤

So much FUN!!! Thank you!!!

The “Live, Laugh Love” in Karen’s pen just kills me. 😂 I have a satirical one at home using Harry Potter and Voldemort images. 😂

I am new. I love how you are funny and love those animals so much. They are lucky little useless loves.

I love Keith so much and Stanley and Gary goose!

Michael was watching the woods behind you because your back was to them. It was dusk and he was literally watching your back for you! Michaels got your six!

This video is total happinesses I love ❤️ them ☺️

Michael's Cmon pretty lady ..I KNOW u have a pocket full of goodies !!!! We NEED more of Doug ☺️😂

I get it! Karen knows you enjoy her eggs! She want you to know she is a tough ( an crazy) old bird.

‘it’s time to go to bed Doug” Doug: “SLEEPOVER!!??”

Thank you very much for sharing. I've been a long time lover of animals and most people wouldn't quiet peg for that at first or second glance as I'm a city boy. I'd love to connect with you in regards to learning what your steps were to collecting your animal kingdom. We appreciate your kindness and are sincerely refreshed to find real people who enjoy helping others even if theyre Karens

All of the llamas are adorable. Such personalities on all the animals. Doug is too sweet and handsome. He’s making sure you’re covered up and warm. They’re all so special. 🥰

@LindaC616

2 жыл бұрын

Alpacas 🙂 Doug and Keith are my favorite UAs

Moved to the upper peninsula of Michigan... Basically Canada 7 years ago now with my buddy. And hes back home with his mom shes super sick so im taking care of the full farm here... all i have to say is I CANNOT WAIT FOR SPRING. Periodddd

Doug wants to make sure you're keeping warm by helping you zip your jacket and putting your hood on lol

Blessings... no cold in youR naked woods💜

Lol. I think Michael proved he remembers how to eat!

Oh no, not in the face!!! I shouldn't laugh but...😂🤣😂🤣 I love you and your videos!!! I wish you'd do more and longer ones!!! Stay warn out there!!! 🤗❤

@sarahlundgren3358

2 жыл бұрын

I wish there was too, but I'm glad we get what we do 🥰 she works a full-time job on top of all the work with the animals so I understand, sometimes I'm sure she gets exhausted

@sarahlundgren3358

2 жыл бұрын

@sendy get out of here with that mess

I didn't realise Lama's had such personality's they would be fun to raise have they got a big exercise ball to play with ? I know horse's love kicking and throwing the balls around maybe a lama will too.

Love your sweet animals ❤️. Mean ones not. I wish I could hang out with you one day . Lol love your videos. Would love to help you feed them.. 😋

Have to say patience like a Saint! How can you not! Why?

Your videos cheer me up no end and it's great getting to know all your animals. Keep them coming.

Gosh, I love y'all so much. Y'all make every day great. ❤️

I just loved that Brad still looked like shit because he was born that way!

I love how they know their names. Especially Michael.

Such sweet babies, love u guys!

Do each of your fuzzy kids have a favorite snack, if so do you indulge them to keep them in your good graces? Great videos !!!

I love your content. It's hilarious, sweet and one hell of a ride sometimes! It's also great to see how amazing you are with your animals, you take such good care of them 😍

Does karen ever have fertile eggs? ( Or do you not want more emus lol) what do you do with the eggs? Are you interested in selling any of the shells, ?

@jessicaking1877

2 жыл бұрын

I was wondering the same thing! What do you do with the eggs?

@kittlafem774

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, what do you do with emu eggs?

@jesseelisabeatty8205

2 жыл бұрын

I know more than likely, lol she don't hatch them out or ( stanley can't get her knocked up. If he could, she could sell the fertile eggs, sure she concider that. Seem male emus are always sweeter than fm ? ) Know friend who raised them, I had male females as pets, ( not * mine" but raised them to sell as pets or social birds. ( So love how she thwats karen but then loves on her.. ( had a person say she * chokes " karen, ugh NO MAM! She just places her hand and pushes her back then strokes her..( karen could do some real damage to Amanda? And sure she has, but, she don't show that, ( wish she would lol, well with all of her animals..not being negative.. but real. I'd love to hear her shout like I do with my african grey parrot.. you lil mother fucker, get the hell offs me what's wrong with you ya lil bastard.. ( he attacked me no reason over me giving my Irish wolfhound a pice of apple..lol. shes awesome. Fearless. I love even though karen tries to take her out ( shure she has) that karen gets loved on

@susanjewitt8535

2 жыл бұрын

I think a couple of Karen and Stanley's babies were given to a place to look after. Not sure though.

@WindTurbineSyndrome

2 жыл бұрын

Emu eggs sell in NYC restaurants for $99 an omelette

I can't help it! I'm head over heels in love with Doug! ♥️♥️

I gotta know what you do with Karen's eggs. I need a Karen in my life 🤣🥰

I love how calm & patient you are with your babies. Karen is the perfect name for her.

I absolutely love watching your videos and you, you r too funny!!!