Sick Karen: "Please pet?" 🥺 Well Karen: "I heard you breathing and found it unacceptable!!!" 🤬

@thepacifist702

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 am ded 💀💀💀

@lysechrist1947

2 жыл бұрын

Too bad Karen has short term memory loss!

The fact that it's clear Karen loves you in her own hateful way is so cute lol

@tinaredington1292

2 жыл бұрын

Hehe well maybe not LOVE, and l seriously doubt respect, but she definetly knows who takes care of her. It takes a lot of love to follow the evil one around just to pick up shit. Much respect to Amanda.

@bigsmilelee3011

Жыл бұрын

Karen is the teenage daughter beefing with her mom, but now she's sick. The beefing goes out the window when they sick.

@Auntiehoney217

Жыл бұрын

😆😆😉

@myfestivus4336

Жыл бұрын

Karen definitely does not love her in any way 😂

@lm9991

3 ай бұрын

😍😂

You made me cry when you were kissing and hugging Karen. Your capacity for love for a murderous emu is amazing

@crimsoncarioca2742

6 ай бұрын

Karen is just misunderstood lol

@Dottie1039

6 ай бұрын

It is a process. Karen is learning her emotional Babysteps! She'll be a HUGGER in the end!

“She hates me again..and that makes me very happy.” 😂 You’re a beautiful person with a beautiful spirit. Many blessings and best wishes to you and the farm! ❤️👍✌️

Karen is proof that we all need Mummy when we aren't feeling so well.

@AshCupric

Жыл бұрын

Awww you are so right!

Karen is that child that does nothing but give you problems but when she's sick she's like "mommy I don't feel good 🥺"

@krystalgardiner5591

2 жыл бұрын

My 7 year old is like that lol literally the pregnancy was horrible, I almost died during his childbirth (i actually coded on the delivery table lol ) he always kept me up all night, ruined my car bc he used to projectile vomit, and now as an older child he always has to argue back with me 🤦🏻‍♀️ he better be a president or something lol but when he’s sick, my goodness he’s the biggest baby in the house lol I love him to death

@ohmyumbrella

2 жыл бұрын

Karen is the Kevin of emu

@mcmag888

2 жыл бұрын

If your child does nothing but give you problems then what does that say about your motherhood? Lol Karen is an animal, with primal instincts enhanced from a difficult life before she came to the farm. So if a child acts that same way you might want to look at what environment was created for them. Stop trying to be funny about things that aren’t 👍-

@mcmag888

2 жыл бұрын

@@krystalgardiner5591 Doesn’t sound like you love him more than you love complaining. You guys are making yourselves look awful here, trying to find a comparison to your own lacking that you can then go blame on anything but yourself. Pitiful

@krystalgardiner5591

2 жыл бұрын

Nobody was complaining, we’re making light of situations that all parents go through. Pull your panties out your ass and learn to laugh a little.

It’s very obvious she knows she can come to you to feel better. She’s like, “I can’t be the Alpha female right now”

@kriscoumbe8577

6 ай бұрын

I love her and didn't know until now that I needed to know about a useless farm with a murderous she-emu.

This woman is hilarious… “diarrhea from gas station sushi” haha … love her take on life on the farm

@pacotaco5526

Жыл бұрын

😂😂 haha yess I laughed so hard .shes seriously really funny!😂😂😂😅 I love people with that kind of sense of humor 😅😅😅❤

This made my morning. She looked so soft and innocent when she was sick. The transition to evil when she became well was palpable. 😂

@mylifeinsweden575

2 жыл бұрын

Very much like my dad lol

@Mark-et8vh

2 жыл бұрын

@@mylifeinsweden575 😂

@lorireed8046

2 жыл бұрын

Very much like my ex!

@joannawerman1572

2 жыл бұрын

What's her name Karen before all of this stuff with evil Karen or is she the original evil Karen

@haroldtavita8871

2 жыл бұрын

As long as she's okay again😼😼😼😼😼

I adore this woman!! She’s like a Manhattanite who has been forced to live on a farm and doesn’t know how to relate to animals so she treats them like employees.

@sierrachoco5271

2 жыл бұрын

ikr!! Kinda like the old green acres show!!

@laughingdaisies

2 жыл бұрын

This “Farm Life” needs to be made into a movie! So funny 🤣

@anniefannycharles9951

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly! I'm from Jersey and I can tell you that my friends and myself would act the same way. Except we would be screaming a lot more. (In terror)

@indy3240

2 жыл бұрын

Best comment 😂❤❤❤🎉

@Msasha2727

2 жыл бұрын

That is SO funny!

I love how Karen closes her eyes when you cuddle and kiss her head! So sweet!

The fact that you noticed she didn’t hate you as much so you have stayed up to take care of her…. Omg you’re a dose of needed kindness and clearly dedicated to your job

I love how Karen being nice was a sign that something was wrong 😭 glad she's ok though 💖

@travismcafee6769

2 жыл бұрын

Oh poor Karen at least your emu was sweet for a while.

@leslielandberg5620

Жыл бұрын

I have a semi-feral cat and the only time I could pick her up and give her meds is when she was so sick that she nearly died. She let me handle her THEN.

@nuthinbutlove

8 ай бұрын

❤

@invisiblespirit5476

7 ай бұрын

I can totally relate when my highly disagreeable 5 yo is suddenly following directions and being really pleasant. 😂

@robertkeeney3898

6 ай бұрын

Well, that's normal cat stuff right there lol at the same time if the cat saw you laying on the ground not moving he'd assume you were dead and eat your eyeballs. ​@@leslielandberg5620

"She wants to be stuffed. She wants to terrify me forever." 🤣🤣

@jturtle5318

2 жыл бұрын

I was thinking stuffed and roasted.

Karen is not a fair weather friend, she’s a fowl weather friend. She only wants loving when she feels fowl.😂

An elderly lady friend of mine passed away several years ago n I agreed to take her crabby, female cat that hates everybody but her mom that passed away. That crabby cat grew on me n I began to see her cranky attitude as cute as hell because it gave her character lol. She passed on about a year ago but she lived a long happy life n I made sure she'd live happily. I'll keep Karen in my prayers. You are so patient with yer animals. Very nice to see.

@deltalimabravo6727

2 ай бұрын

You are a great friend, good for you on honoring your friend’s cat and finding the positive in her moodiness!

@sagegarden5310

2 ай бұрын

@@deltalimabravo6727 Thank You,the cat Smokey passed on last year at about age 14.she grew old with me and it was the least I could do for a dear friend .

Karen’s aggression is actually a great compliment. She thinks you’re a female emu after her man.

@Rumorady

11 ай бұрын

ROTFLMAFO @ what you said!

@georgielancaster1356

9 ай бұрын

And if Amanda wears a long neck and head hat, so she is taller than Karen, Karen backs down. The better woman gets the man.

@murphychurch8251

7 ай бұрын

Who can blame her. After all, Amanda IS snuggling Stanley frequently. 😆

@JDignum

7 ай бұрын

Mona m myself e

@shirley7137

6 ай бұрын

My thoughts exactly...she is just jealous of her.

OMG. Karen DOES feel love. Also, murder. But …sometimes … love!

@ericksonwall7369

2 жыл бұрын

Hello 👋 How are you doing now today

@normanalvarez5751

2 жыл бұрын

😂🤣🤣

@144CSPENCE

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@southerntalent7972

2 жыл бұрын

😂🤣😂🤣

@stephaniecoulter9231

2 жыл бұрын

Also murder ❤️❤️

Amazing that she continues to treat Kranky Karen so gently after all the aggression. This woman is a saint.

When feeling threatened and unappreciated by Karen, always remember, we hurt those we love the most.

“For the love of God, Stanley, read the room!” Is my favorite quote of yours yet!!

The way karen was looking up at her when she was hugging her 😭😂. She probably was thinking “just wait till i get better” lol

Your channel brings me so much joy! Hahaha you’re hilarious. Karen is that teenage daughter that screams “I hate you” every morning until she gets the flu and then it’s “mommy can I have some soup”.😊

"Karen....can I interest you in a coffee...or a cigarette?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. From Oregon with plenty of Emu's. This is hysterical!!! 😊😊😊😊😊

When you looked under the microscope with the stool sample; “I have no idea what I’m looking for.”😂😂😂😂😂😂

@lxns_metanoia

2 жыл бұрын

I was thinking DANG! She's a secret scientist lol

@MsTinkerbelle87

2 жыл бұрын

@@lxns_metanoia I have a feeling she does but she’s humble about it lol

“I think we might actually be friends after this” Karen: planning and plotting for when she gets better😈

@avisgreen32

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao right

@persefffony

2 жыл бұрын

😆 Karen: " Ha her guards are dropping, time to show her how closely related I AM TO THE TREX PF YOUR FEARS!!! (Insert bird - muhahahahahha evil laugh here)

You are underappreciated but so recognized. We love you back on behalf of Karen.

I can't stop laughing at how loud all the birds are in the barn while she's holding the lettuce and grapes about to feed Karen. She can't complete her sentences do to the noise. Hilarious.

@kerrymartin4151

Жыл бұрын

I was waiting for you to just start eating the lettuce yourself with all that noise from the chickens,and Rooster crowing while your trying to explain what’s happening to Karen lol. ❤

@halopines1600

Жыл бұрын

My daughter and I couldn't stop either! We kept in going back to listen

"For the love of God Stanley, read the room"...lol...just...priceless ❤

So glad she's feeling better (as evidenced by her returning to her normal angry dinosaur self). I bet it was nice to be able to cuddle her for a little bit while taking care of her though. ❤️

@ericksonwall7369

2 жыл бұрын

Hello 👋 How are you doing now today

I thought this was Amanda’s job. So let me get this straight, you run a farm, run a youtube account that’s a sensation and go to a third job, and look fabulous doing it all? *that’s a lot.*

@bluskyz7398

Жыл бұрын

Me too, now I wonder what she does for her other job!

@kellz817

Жыл бұрын

I think she has to be kidding abt having another job!

@catH727

Жыл бұрын

Like a surly teenager, who calls you mommy when they are sick and lets you love on them til the fever is gone!

@pacotaco5526

Жыл бұрын

​@@bluskyz7398i think she's a social worker or something close to that field of work

@pacotaco5526

Жыл бұрын

​@@kellz817no she really has another job 😊

That was amazing seeing Karen cuddling on you when she was sick. Wow

Awe I just finished the whole video. The bond yall built. I believe whenever you get sick Karen will take care of you...I mean take you out...

@PutinsMommyNeverHuggedHim

2 жыл бұрын

LOL!!!

@billieo5376

2 жыл бұрын

😆😆😆

@pastureexpectationsfarm6412

2 жыл бұрын

Pur you out of your misery

@marilynramirez6216

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@constancemccoy6931

Жыл бұрын

Lol 🤣

I was gonna ask "how can you tell the difference between both emu's?" But you don't have to...Karen makes herself known 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@heatherbissonette2492

2 жыл бұрын

Female emus also have this drum sound they make males dont

@rebelyell2741

2 жыл бұрын

The male has a tuft on his head

@tonylawson9444

2 жыл бұрын

The wench feels better. She knows how to get what she needs,from you. She wants your Man.

@tonylawson9444

2 жыл бұрын

Back to attempting to hurt you.The hussy is back

@tonylawson9444

2 жыл бұрын

Thats why Karen has been evicted from the orher Zoo's.You are so patient with this Wench

So glad Karen is feeling back to her murderous best…your an amazing woman with the biggest ♥️ and so hilariously funny 😂 Love to everyone on the farm 🐾

When other content creators sell me on that idyllic homesteading lifestyle, I’m glad useless farms is here to give a heavy dose of loudly serene homestead life

"For the love of God Stanley read the room" 🤣 omg I love this❤

@WindTurbineSyndrome

2 жыл бұрын

He is sensing an opportunity for egg creation by proxy

When you told the Emu to “read the room…” I spit laughed. New follower. Thanks for the laugh!

@ericksonwall7369

2 жыл бұрын

Hello 👋 How are you doing now today

I think she loves you in her own hateful way. I'm glad she's feeling better, at least you got a few cuddles ❤

I can’t over how beautiful she is. And she doesn’t mind getting her hands dirty. She’s passionate about caring for other living things. And she’s funny. My goodness

“I think we might actually be friends after this” psych 😂😂😂

@ericksonwall7369

2 жыл бұрын

Hello 👋 How are you doing now today

I'm glad Karen is well enough to ask to see the manager!

@4LADYSWEET

2 жыл бұрын

💀🤣🤣🤣

Girl you are my hero. Your humor, your love for the animals.. you make my day.

@sallywillis1448

6 ай бұрын

You and your relationship with your animals are an antidote to depression. Thank you!!

She may not like you 100% of the time, and try to shock you into Un-alive.... Yet she does recognize that you take care of her and wont let her suffer It's so sweet to see her cuddle up next to you Bless her sweet little Angry Heart, your relationship with her and that you still love her is proof she is in the right home 💜💜💜💜

When you had the fecal slide and then were looking at it under the microscope 🔬I thought, wow, she's a biologist! Impeccable comedic timing!

@ceceslivinglife

Жыл бұрын

That part buckled me 🤣🤣🤣

@RK807

Жыл бұрын

Do you think actual biologists know what they’re looking at? They’re just winging it just like anyone else. You seen one piece of poo you seen any piece of poo.

9:14 Amanda smiling and "she hates me again, and that makes me very happy" made me LOL!

Karen being vulnerable and cuddling really tugged on my ❤strings.

Karen loves to hate you, but she knows that you are there for her when she needs you, and that is rather sweet

I was laughing my butt off every time Stanley would photobomb the camera. He was so cute. And it was so precious how vulnerable Karen was with you when she was sick. Glad she is feeling better and hopefully you are getting sleep now.

Her staring into the microscope looking like a scientist Me waiting intently on her answer Her: I have no idea what I'm looking for 😂😂😂😂

@willowbrooks

Жыл бұрын

Same.

First, I had no idea ticks went for the eyes. 😬 Secondly, it's such a wonderful thing that you recognize she's sick by the lack of aggression she shows you. 😂 Great job in caring for her, I'm so glad she's better.

"...and Karen, with her diarrhea from gas station sushi..." OMG! I love your sense of humor!

“That friend that only calls when they’re having a bad time” and she swallows hard… like realizing the truth was a hard pill 💊 to swallow 😂

“She hates me and that makes me very happy” cracked me up I love your channel!

Love what you do for these animals🤗💜

I only found your videos a few months ago. They are hilarious. I love all the different personalities and so many great videos. This, I think, is the most beautiful one. Few could blame you for harboring animosity towards Karen. Yet in her most vulnerable state of need, there you were caring for her. Trading sleep and the joy of NOT having to catch Karen's diarrhea with a bucket for providing care and comfort. Beautiful.

I’ve never been so shook seeing Karen be nice to you 😱

'she wants to be stuffed' 😂🤣🤣🤣 you have me in tears with every video.. I can't get enough of ur jokes lol Those animals are lucky to have you

Karen is so sweet when she's vulnerable 😆 🤣❤️

I'm sure that Karen's hiss of death was music to your ears. She's back to her feisty self and feeling better. 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

Karen: thank you for healing me, hooman Also Karen: I see you have chosen death!

I've never experienced so many mixed emotions. Going from "oh no, she's cuddling! She must be super sick" to "Yay! Karen wants to murder! Thank God!" LOL

@ericksonwall7369

2 жыл бұрын

Hello 👋 How are you doing now today

It’s funny to watch this video 1 year later knowing that they are still not friends. 😂

Your Karen reminds me very much of My Girls as teenagers. I knew they were really sick when they would be very loving and want to cuddle❤

I absolutely love your tongue in cheek approach to life...and your sarcasm makes my day!

Karen knows she can depend on you when she isn’t well. I’m glad she is on the mend.

Karen actually loves you we could all clearly see that when she was sick, she just dosent want to show it when she’s feeling good, she’s just a bully ❤️

I love that she was tender with you as you took care of her. Even when she is sick, she wants to interact with you.

Aww Karen looks so vulnerable. I’m glad this was from 4 months ago and I know she’s ok! I would have been worried! A former friend of mine had a 40 year old donkey. She thought he was seriously sick could be his time to go. It happened to be on an Ash Wednesday. And I went to the service really sad that her poor donkey was likely dying. My whole prayer at the Ash Wednesday Service was for this sweet donkey. I came home and checked Facebook. My friend thought he had died. He had laid down in the corral and my friend had covered him… And then 10 minutes later he was up and walking around the corral, with his death shroud hanging off of him. And he was fine! His vet said that this donkey would likely live to be 50. I was so happy for my friend and her sweet, mischievous donkey.

@pacotaco5526

Жыл бұрын

Awe I'm soooo glad to hear the donkey was ok!!❤❤ ✨🐴

Karen may not like you but she loves you and feels safe enough with you to be her normal Karen self and you'll still care for her🥰

She's a trooper, you can tell she's very tired but she still look gorgeous, I hope Karen gets better soon 👍

I actually teared up a bit when I saw her so docile. I've been following you for a long time in tiktok and Ii've seen so many videos of Karen. I wish her well! And I wish you well too!

“She wants to be stuffed...understandable” 😂 Idk how I found this channel but I’m in love.

That friend that only calls when they need something 🤣 Omg how precious she CAN be!

@sandrachank6982

2 жыл бұрын

And don't we all know one. Phone signals, you pick it up and hear that voice....and inwardly groan. Hi! So, how are you? ( but you really don't want them to tell you)......

Unbelievable. Karen knew where to go In her time of need. This is so fascinatingly beautiful

Aww man nice to see the softer side of Karen ❗🌈🌊🌺🌴☀️✌️💚😎 Glad she's back to her self👍

It makes me happy you love her for being her and we all need someone who loves us like you love Karen. Thanks for taking such good care of her.

The vicious glint is again in her eyes. She’s feeling better! I hope she has gratitude for your loving care! LOL! I love this video!!!

@ericksonwall7369

2 жыл бұрын

Hello 👋 How are you doing now today

All of us have a purpose in life. She has a dedication to her little friends that is so nice to see. Love this family!!

You are definately an impressive person and the animals are blessed to have you!!!!

"I think we might actually be friends after this". Girl, did she show you. Karen is a Savage!

I was already in love with Karen when she was in full on Karen mode, but seeing her in baby mode just expanded my heart 💙

@Brigitte.286

11 ай бұрын

Baby weres the friging baby. She spat out an omelette maker

@Betsey353

11 ай бұрын

Wear safety glasses

@cherylmcelveen2817

9 ай бұрын

Good lord. Karen is a bitch from Hell! What is there to like?

It’s so cute and hilarious to me how Karen was only acting sweet/calm because she was sick. Poor Karen. 😭

I just absolutely love this lady! her beautiful soul > may you be blessed in this lifetime and all the ones to come.

I just involuntarily yelled “good girl!” To Karen hissing at the camera... what the hell is my life 😂😂😂 I’m so happy she’s feeling better, and you did an amazing job taking care of her ❤️

@anitadavenport7209

2 жыл бұрын

😁🤣🤣💀

@lilith902

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 yes i was so worried before

The first glance of Karen snuggled up against your tummy nearly made me cry. You’re such a beautiful person. 💖

P.S. It was a relief to hear Karen's "drumming" again. I love that sound and you always know she's near!

You are so good with your rescues. Good job and you really deserve kudos.😊

Karen embodies the whole "use and abuse"

My daughter gave everything up to dedicate her life to a rescue farm she started 3 yrs ago...you are good hearted, funny as f**k and you make my day. Things go south overnight with animals ...I'm so relieved Karen is better...get some rest.

You and Karen are SO amazing! Thanks for sharing your lives. Love you both!

I just found your channel and love it and have been binging. Now, watching this all I can think is I can’t believe Karen is being a sweetheart and baby to you, and am so glad she got all better

Karen has such a good mommy. Hope one day she'll appreciate you😊

I am in stitches. I don't know how long you've had this channel. I believe you are farmers' comic. I am all for your success. You deserve prosperity. Thank you for caring for them all.

I love this channel

I smiled when Karen did her dinosaur roar!! There you are Karen!!!🤣So glad you got better🥰

You are truly hilarious and I have mad respect for what you do and the kisses on Karen’s head after she’s tried to murder you several times just melted my heart. You’re not just funny with your commentary but you have a heart of gold . 🌹😃

Hey, KISS fan here... I have been a subscriber for a couple months now. I have to say that in all of the videos I have watched this far you really seem to take a great deal of pride in taking care of all of the animals on the farm. As a country boy myself with a bit of experience around horses, goats, and chickens. It must be really challenging to love an animal that wants to attack you regularly. Honestly though it may seem condescending I wish for you to know I am proud of you. It takes a certain kind of person to attend to the day to day needs of such a diverse community of animals. I am glad to see there is more depth to your relationship with them beyond a video. Good work lady.

Just amazing! I love your commentary and it must be heartbreaking at times! Love your work!

It's impressive how well you treat Karen no matter how much she goes after ya! 😆

@pacotaco5526

Жыл бұрын

All animals deserve kindness and love even when they are mean af❤