How much do we all love this woman, and her useless farm.😊

@tiffanystokes5509

Ай бұрын

I just came across a short video of this channel a week ago and laughed my ass off! I subscribed immediately and went back and watched all of the older videos. So funny 😂!

The brutal reality of actually owning a farm. This is the most honest online farm owning presence I have seen on KZread and I am here for it! Love the content and the everyday life with the animals. ❤️

@minagelina

7 ай бұрын

I love it because I always think I want to own a smaller version of this and I'm learning a lot. So far, it looks doable. I don't mind shoveling poop and I've dealt with birds before, and hauling huge bags is in my background. Hopefully one day......

@hiramhaji7813

7 ай бұрын

It’s an absolute fact, it’s got to be one of the funniest channels on KZread because I just got a text to airdrop the day you know😂😂😂

@richardburnett-_

6 ай бұрын

Plus one o' those emus WILL put an eye out in time.

@richardburnett-_

6 ай бұрын

Useless . . . a severe understate.

@67laquaa

5 ай бұрын

Oh my goodness.... This is an extremely entertaining channel! I hope this lady doesn't really do this all by herself... I hope she has someone else with her! Love y,'all! ❤

Not Stanley taking Karen to pound town! I just choked on my water. 😂

@TheKatarinaGiselle

Жыл бұрын

4:59 when Karen’s head pops up a few seconds after Stanley’s…😂 I died!

@nuthinbutlove

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

I love how Mrs. Little Duck waddles down the hall as if she is on the Met Gala red carpet! Butt feather swoosh and all! Magnificent! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

You know how interesting and fun and entertaining you have to be to make a video of yourself cleaning out a barn and just hanging with your animals and I'm like loving every minute? That's a damn fine accomplishment right there!

The official footwear of Useless Farms-sandals with socks. Also, crocs with socks. Or looking like a dirty wet sock, in Michael’s case.

Right on Cue Karen & Stanley pop their heads up like they were "Helen & Stanley ROPER" Doing it! OMG So Hilarious 😂

@scorpion-lg4ic

5 ай бұрын

ohhhh.... taking me back to my childhood. I used to love Mrs. Roper. she was so sweet. Stanley was an old crotchety curmudgeon but as much as he said she annoyed him, he loved Mrs. Roper

The comparison to toddlers that don't wear diapers - brilliant. Had me laughing my tush off!!

If you had a 24/7 live cam of the farm, I’d watch all day & night. ☺️

@GGiblet

Жыл бұрын

Wouldn't we all?!😊 It would be fabulous

@nuthinbutlove

Жыл бұрын

Same here

@BIGBlazyn

Жыл бұрын

No more reality tv for me

@candieschonauer4083

11 ай бұрын

Me too!!!!

@catherinemiller6710

6 ай бұрын

Same 😊

If Stanley took Karen to Pound Town more often maybe Karen wouldn't be so cranky. 😂

@lizzikujala-korpela6791

Жыл бұрын

She was kinda tame this time. I guess it worked lol

@BarnMouse

Жыл бұрын

That sounds she made was even more frightening than her normal self. Poor Stanley. He must be terrified to comply but it did give Amanda a break from Karens' relentless attacks.

@nuthinbutlove

Жыл бұрын

😂

@nuthinbutlove

Жыл бұрын

​@@lizzikujala-korpela6791right 😂

@terrihickman1823

11 ай бұрын

OMG! 🤣 when you let us all in on what was happening...STANLEY'S TAKE'N KAREN TO "POUND TOWN" I JUST LOST IT! 🤣🤣🤣 AMANDA, YOUR HUMOR AND SARCASM ARE SO APPRECIATED YOU'RE A NATIONAL TREASURE!!!! STANLEY, YOU'RE VERY BRAVE, AND KAREN, WELL WE ALL KNOW WHAT YOU ARE. When will we be seeing little STANLEY JR'S , can't wait 👍 Much Respect Amanda, for the constant backbreaking hard work on the daily. For the love and devotion that is there for all your animals...even KAREN and BRAD. YOU'RE AMAZING!!! ❤

You, young lady, have my total admiration! You, your husband (partner), and children (?) are absolutely special! I just finished catching up on all the BS activities and news of our political class, and I opened a bottle of wine to fight the "depressions" and tuned in to you. Spirits soaring now, and I lift a toast to you!

Luv those animals ❤ “A truck stop toilet brush!” I usually stick up for Michael but you ain’t wrong on this one sis ! LMAOO 😂 Gotta hand it to ya Amanda but your a Boss! You work so hard and luv on those animals and your videos never fail to make me laugh and entertain me. So thanks!!

@ktbean10

5 ай бұрын

I was screaming laughing at the toilet brush comment....🤣🤣🤣

Karen and Stanley looking over like "mum wtf are you doing"

@proofisinthepudding6327

Жыл бұрын

That is too cute! LOL

I will always be entertained by Stanley’s Interpretive Dance routines. ❤❤❤

@Blueswedishbeauties

3 ай бұрын

😂

Every time I see Karen lurking I hear the theme from Jaws 😳

Stanley's "pecking" up some bad habits from Karen! 😱

@earthlingjohn

Жыл бұрын

HR needs to remind Stanley that Karen is *not* a role model

How do her nails always look this immaculate 💅 💝

@lynnbaileyrose

Жыл бұрын

I always wonder this. Although thinking back to my stripper-esque nails while bartending and serving they are pretty easy to clean and hard to break if they're quality.

@RiesenWuschel

8 ай бұрын

Careful mate, you might spark a new conspiracy with this comment XD

2:19 I know peacocks sound eerie at their best, but that bird just said, "oh, no!!" in a voice distinctly reminiscent of Mr. Bill.

@Witchezcat

7 ай бұрын

I *knew* I heard that ! 😆

Seriously Michael is like an instant chill pill just a look at his face makes me feel better

LOVE this extended chorin' video! I'm entertained by every second. I hope this means I'm now a certified Useless Farm intern (without having to lift a finger). ❤

50 shades of Stanley? The alpacas are looking like wet and dirty unmade beds but are still so freaking cute lol. 🦙🦙

Stanley's dancing reminds me of Elaine dancing on Seinfeld!!

Lol Stanley got the ‘I just got laid’ dance

Peacock display is awesome xxx

Stanley is really brave to peck someone who's holding a pitchfork. 😆

Amanda I could be having my worst day and I watch you and the animals and it all goes away ❤❤❤

You, dear lady, are far braver & more forgiving than I! I'd much prefer a freaking out horse than a calm emu...the emu are freaking TERRIFYING!!!😢

Jason never fails to make me burst out laughing just by seeing a glimpse of his face! 🤣😂🤣😂 Ok I did not know Trevor was.....fertile. I mean I guess I should’ve known when I saw what his neck resembles..... how great that he passes that on to his children! 😱😳🤯

I could watch your videos for hours. You have great comedic timing and the way your eyes express so much more at exactly the right time. Great talent!

Oh Stanley, why ya gotta be like that🫣

I am so in love with your animals --- yes, even Brad❣ Thank you so very much for sharing them with us, Amanda. I hope your arms heal quickly ❤

Keith looks like he took all his anti-anxiety meds and os waiting for refill day

@belladivision9320

3 ай бұрын

Lolololol

Never knew Stanley was so aggressive wow

Stanley trying to bite us @19:41 was everything! 😂

Ooooooohh nice, Michael has spiiiiiiiicy llama kisses. Spicy! Can't wait to see what Karen brings to the table this episode. Stanley will be his sweet self as usual.

Sooo cute thank you for sharing!! Oh my gosh whenever you can, can you show more of the baby alpacas and goats ? So adorable 😊

I couldn’t stop laughing at your moist michael kisses ❤😂

The way their heads pop up looking busted like '.oh, how long have you been here ?'

Must be emu opposite day cuz for once karen didn't try to unalive you even once. Stanley however was determined to take you out one chunk at a time

There are special people in this world… You are one of them… I could never, and I mean, absolutely never do what you do, which is where all my respect and admiration comes from… You’re adorable!

Well we all know Karen and Brad have murderous blood in their veins, but I am very shocked with Stanley he seems to be very aggressive lately maybe it's because he's around Karen too much. And Michael no comment LOL! Anyway the farm looks great the animals look great, stay safe no more bruises please.

Lol You and your animals are so adorable.

Lactose intolerant toddlers that refuse to wear a diaper. That description is Pure gold. As a fellow duck owner i can fully atest that this is 100% accurate. 😂

The natural therapy session. Thank you for sharing with us.🤟🏻

“Micheal? Are you drowning?” 😂😂 you are hilarious girl

Sandals not my first choice in footwear for that job! I can however appreciate all the work you did on your makeup before all that work! Beautiful!

Thank you, Amanda. I love you sharing your chores with us/ ☺️ Now I know how you stay in such great shape! 💪🏼💦❤️

Her big brown eyes! Just love them! I could hear her talk and never say a word!

Its so sweet how the animals love you as much as you obviously love them

You clean like I do😊. I always take short moments to interract with my pets when I am cleaning too. It seems reassuring to them and rejuvenating to me❤. You can see what a loving person you are by the way they all respond to you, despite all their shenanigans 😂. Loved your "get a room" remark😂😂

The duck was the best part for me. What a cutie pie

It’s like watching myself do barn chores…1 step forward, 2 steps back. 🤣

I wonder if it would be easier or worse if she got ahold of an emu costume to do chores in.

@tameramorrison8966

Жыл бұрын

Or maybe one of those dinosaur ones!

@fawnflores1168

Жыл бұрын

She actually does have an emu costume 😁

"Oh... your mouth is so moist... oh...(ick face)... that was something else". You make me die laughing.

Never seen anyone wearing Birkenstocks with socks to clean a barn...kick the rake forward...or use their nails to open the sawdust! Wish I'd known these secrets years ago! You make me laugh out loud, thank you!!😅

Doesn’t anybody help you with the chores? 😢 also Stanley’s hair has that Jack Nicholson look 😂 ❤

@tameramorrison8966

Жыл бұрын

Or Gary Busey's DUI mugshot.

@jenniferbond7073

7 ай бұрын

Amanda is married and has two kids. Her family probably just chooses to stay private.

I commend them all for the work they do every single day for this remarkable farm. I feel like I'm a part of the journey. Thank you so much❤❤❤

Everybody is giving this woman advice . She is doing perfectly ok on her own with the animals and keeping up the farm. I think she has a job as well, besides the farm.

If only Stanley had little hands then he'd be pulling at your sleeve saying "Mom mom are you finished yet?" But the poor little guy only has a beak😢 ❤ from Brisbane Australia 🇦🇺

Truck stop toilet brush?😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 but the poor guy does.. I love his stupid face! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Much love to everyone and their families from Cedar City Utah USA currently 🤠💪🙏🏵️🤠

I loved this it’s hysterical..horses birds..chickens, peacocks, guinea hens..silly’s, sheep, llamas, pines donkeys mules cats dogs pigs …it hard ass work but never ever a dull moment..I love watching you it reminds me of that time on my life.

I felt that "f#@k" when the chook pellets spilt over 😆😂💜

Hard work and you still get a bruise that will be with you a while. Cleaning the animal with one brain cell to the ones who follow your verbal directions every day. Stay strong. Your love for the animals is awesome.

I haven't watched in a while so I had no idea you had those BEAUTIFUL peacocks!

I've got a pair of on-sale birks as work shoes, too - they're sturdy, you can go for miles in em & it's ok if they're ugly because no one cares 👍👍

My God, you are beyond patient with these beautiful creatures! It's wonderful, and also very funny to watch! Thank you.😂❤

Your patience with them is amazing.

Lovely Gary 🥰👍🙋

I so admire your attitude. You explaining the shovels sentimental value says so much about you. I love that you let those animals kiss you.

Good job i know it's a ton of work keeping that many different animals.

Ooooh Amanda! Those pecks from Stanley looked really painful. Hope you're ok? I'm genuinely shocked he got so spikey towards you.

I'm a fellow lover of the socks 'n' sandal combo, but I question the wisdom of wearing white socks whilst shovelling shit

I love how Karen& Stanley supervise your cleaning of the love nest and putting fresh down in their enclosure! The shavings I mean. Amanda, you are such an amazing woman and you give SO, SO MUCH to these amazing creatures, far more than just their upkeep and it shows in their unadulterated love for you. Except Karen. Was she ever abused by a dark haired female in her past? No way of knowing i guess but your Karen bonding videos are priceless, so you've made progress! All the love in this shit world we live in to you, Amanda, who by sharing your world actually makes ours a bit more livable.God Bless dear woman. And your Creatures of love. Thank you.

I LOVE how the llamas give you kisses, yah for food, but usually they do spitting and it ain't nice spit... LOL you are the best and I LOVE all your useless farm critters too

Steve’s being a real show off today! 😂 🦚

You always make me laugh out loud. That's rare for me to truly laugh but you manage to do it daily. Thank you. ❤

You say "stop being a d#$k, Brad" as though that were possible

My admiration for you is completely off the charts. ❤

Girrrl, get yourself a heavy duty straw broom. You’re using a soft house broom for all that bird shit!😂

Gary is sooooo dreamy.

Michael is an entire vibe.❤

I thought the Alpacas 🦙 were the grossest.....but congrats 🎉 Paul and the HR team!

You are clever, clever, clever. 😂 And, you take wearing eyelashes to a whole new level. 😂

An Amazing Woman. Wonderful Useless Farm.

Gary telling you about his day all the way across the yard lmao

He was shaking his tail feathers and everything😅 He wanted her to look.at.his.tail.feathers. 😂

I really hope I come back as one of your animals in my next life. You are hilarious!😂🩷🧡🤎

Hanging with animals is so therapeutic even if they bite you sometimes 😊

I literally just came across this channel today and i cant get enough... The pound town comment made me choke as a grown ass man 😂

Stanly just took Karen to pound town!! I spit my drink on my phone and laughed so hard!! Love you dear Amanda and thank you for sharing your beautiful life with me!! You have no idea how you inspire! Thank you

Oh. My. Gosh. The alpacas giving her kisses 💋 😅 ❤

Stanley with his after-pound-town dance! There's no I in TEAM, but there is a GaryGoose on that team.

😝 0:34 oooh that was.....that was an open mouth - This channel is so entertaining and makes me laugh. Thanks for sharing your special moments :)🤣

Michael is a genius, this is all an act.

Sounds like a mom, "MICHAEL??!!"

Laughed out loud to the “pound town” quip. I like your balance of class and humor (or is it humor?).

You love for this menagerie is palatable; and I love watching the affection you show each one!

You are a very special family I really have awsome respect for you and your family , liveing the real dream , cheers from Australia.

Stanley seems to be getting snarkier and snarkier! I believe Karen is a bad influence on sweet Stanley!