The way Karen looks trotting away from you is too funny. An angry raptor from the front, a derpy large muppet from the back.

@winykittygirl

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💞💞💞

@Michellee970

Жыл бұрын

I haven't been able to put into words what about Karen makes me laugh so hard. You just did it for me! Thank you!

@reesewild3030

Жыл бұрын

That's so funny and true 😄

@AmyHollinger1

Жыл бұрын

Those first few seconds tho…terrifying Then “dopety dopety dope” 😂

@susieq1699

Жыл бұрын

It’s the red eyes that freak me out. Satan!

The fact that Karen’s pen has a “live laugh love” sign hanging up inside is hilarious 😂

@carynmartin6053

Жыл бұрын

As are her narrations!🎉😅😂😊❤

“Don’t get lost Michael”…..walks about six steps with everybody else then wanders off into the brush. Lol

@moiraasaph8055

Жыл бұрын

That killed me! 🤣😅🤣

@willowbrooks

Жыл бұрын

​@@moiraasaph8055 same

@sageauthor31

5 ай бұрын

He was absolutely a hippie in some past life, I swear

This woman ALWAYS has her nails done, hair fixes, makeups nice AND takes care of all these animals and farm... So not only does she have for all the animals she also has energy for herself!.. I go to the grocery store and need a nap 😂

@Cherrycreamsoda1

7 ай бұрын

Gotta get those priorities straight 💅

@user-em4kb3gm8g

6 ай бұрын

i read your comment and laughed and laughed ... thanks

@dianegray7760

6 ай бұрын

These animals have no idea how blessed they are!

@user-hc4wf5jx6t

3 ай бұрын

I agree she sets a fine example 🎉

@Therealw1

2 ай бұрын

She's obviously wealthy

OMG. I’m dying watching Stanley pretend eat his pretend treat. 😂

@deleted_why

Жыл бұрын

She did that pretend treat ONCE TOO OFTEN to Karen!!! NOW look what she has! (Better to have given her the treats)

@Mamaji222

Жыл бұрын

😂

@Alan-Godden

Жыл бұрын

Thank God for beautiful animals

@Anjanya1948

7 ай бұрын

Yes this is a territorial stance. Karen takes and wow to protect the younger birds?

“Look at your feather boa when it’s wet.That’s so embarrassing I’m posting this all over the internet “😂😂Karen was not having it that day

Bless his heart! 😂 Michael didn’t even make it out of the gate before getting lost.

I swear, sometimes Karen really does seem like she's mate-guarding Stanley from you. After her attacks she runs in his direction, like she's making sure he's still there and you haven't stolen him.

@catstreat9434

Жыл бұрын

It's really obvious that's always what's been going on.

@tiffanyvalencia8415

Жыл бұрын

Karen gets so jealous having to witness Stanley dancing for a human female!

@nanaadwoaofori7882

Жыл бұрын

She’s always been like that. Even before Stanley got there

@JammyDodger45

Жыл бұрын

I was just about to say the same Nana: this isn't Nominative Determinism in action it's just Karen's nature!

Thank you for the guided tour Amanda! As a FedEx driver, you have to pay extra for Karen's new attitude and we cannot promise to get it to you overnight! Love what you guys do! Thank you!

@barliegirl5374

Жыл бұрын

😂🤣😂🤣😂

@theresalayton9286

Жыл бұрын

Gosh a new ATTITUDE for Karen...🤔.... That'd be a big package LOL 😂😂😂

@John-vn1tv

Жыл бұрын

@@theresalayton9286 🤣😭🥖

@TheExplodingGerbil

Жыл бұрын

Oh Barbara you made me lol! Have a great day 🌞🤗

@Amethyst_Dragon_

Жыл бұрын

😆😁😜🤪🤣😂😄😆😛😊😁😁😁

This may have been suggested before but I think you should make a pin-up calendar to sale featuring all those sweet angels and Brad. Hell maybe even Karen.

@tiffanyvalencia8415

Жыл бұрын

As long as she photoshoots them wearing cute outfits and/or WIGS!

@renb6133

Жыл бұрын

I think that’s a great idea! I’d buy one in a heartbeat & creep carefully past it when it came to Karen’s month. I don’t trust that sneaky velociraptor, even though I’m on the other side of the planet, lol!

@kimmieh8419

Жыл бұрын

THATS A GREAT IDEA!!!!! Please do that!!!! I’d buy a few because I tell all my friends and family who love animals to watch this channel and we all love what they are doing for these lucky fur/feathered/hair babies! To let them go out into a huge area with a pond and free roam, OMG, that’s heaven! And they are all such a mix of personalities it just makes it perfect! 😁👍

@LivingwithLivvy101

Жыл бұрын

@@tiffanyvalencia8415 that would be fantastic.

@LivingwithLivvy101

Жыл бұрын

@@renb6133 I have had several mini heartattacks and several mini strokes just watching. Look, I'm from Texas grew up raising cattle, sheep, pigs, and I will take a pasture of angry bulls over 1 karen. She is way to sneaky and relentless. Lol

The moment where Micheal tripped over the bush trying to go anywhere BUT the pathway is a good visual representation of him having one a singular brain cell. Wonderful.

Stanley’s sparse, frazzled hair and absolute ambivalence to Karen cracks me up every damn time

"Don't forget to shit up here so I have to clean it up, Doug " 😂🤣😂🤣💩

I think at this point you should put a bell on Karen so you'll always hear her creeping up on you. Risking a surprise ambush seems dangerous.

@bealynn2258

Жыл бұрын

EXCELLENT EXCELLENT IDEA!! 😄💕👍👍👍👍

@moda78z

Жыл бұрын

She has an internal drum 🤣

@foxibot

Жыл бұрын

That’s a really good idea.

@scubafrogger

Жыл бұрын

I feel like her aura announces her presence well before she enters the room. The bell would be like hearing the “thump thump” noise that car tires make after they have already ran something or someone over. 😬

@gailnix5462

Жыл бұрын

Tiny little bells around her ankles so you hear her coming. Getting louder as she gets closer. Kind of like Jaw’s music 🎶 🍀👍♥️

Just like a bunch of little kids going out for recess! Love love, love, they’re all so adorable!

Is it me or does Michael resemble ZIGGY STARDUST in a small but awesome way? He does to me & I love it.

Stanley's pretend treat catch 🤭 so cute! The white scrunchie on white mane on white mini horse is just too perfect!

@gailnix5462

Жыл бұрын

Special lil touches

@lovealways2609

Жыл бұрын

All the animals are wonderful, but my favorites are Stanley, the Goose and the donkey. They all make a wonderful looking family tho 🤗💗

@lovealways2609

Жыл бұрын

*Doug and Brad are their names? 🦢 🐴

@Angel-002

Жыл бұрын

@@lovealways2609 I thought the goose is called Gary & the donkey is called Doug. Brad is the white silky cockerel that's Karen's BFF.🤔😂

@johhall3000

Жыл бұрын

Hi I’m from Australia, so I get Karen,hehehehehe, but why is Robert fish Robert fish is he named after anyone famous?

I love that Karen seemed to understand that it was not a great time to try to kill you when you were giving meds. She backed off. I love your animals and all of their strange personalities! 😂😂

Love how you know everyone's personality and drop details about them as the video goes. 😊

Doc is such a sweet soul. I’m a horse person so I’m biased, but he just seems like the wise old protector. I love him.

Life goals. But maybe without a murderous dinosaur set on my destruction? Love these long videos, thank you for sharing your sweeties with us!

@TWIGSNAPS369

Жыл бұрын

Yupper, I agree; was spacing upon the feet. Worked with cranes and and the danger was having a beak in one's eye.

Love the names you've given to your animal friends.....and Karen suits her to a T!

@SandraNelson063

Жыл бұрын

I call her The Font of All Evil. Because it fits.

@blgallas

Жыл бұрын

The boa she wears around her neck completes her Karen attitude.

@dotesondots

Жыл бұрын

It sure does, doesn't it? 😂😂😂

@dotesondots

Жыл бұрын

Karen is such a Karen. 😬

@karen81986

Жыл бұрын

Yes it does. Lol

In a world that has ceased making sense, I find the Useless Farm a warm point of sanity in my day!

Love you and your odd little group of weirdos so much. Thank you for caring for all of them in their "specialness" and for brightening the world! 🥰

Oh, the peace and serenity. Lol Love it! 😄 And I love these extended videos. Thanks for sharing!

@nickknight8065

Жыл бұрын

Hi cuz! 😆

Always some sort of Shenanigans await you around every corner. Don’t think it’ll get dull on your farm anytime soon.

They are all so adorable! Gotta say, watching a lama chew is mesmerizing and a tiny pony with a topknot made me happy inside and chuckle 😍🥰

It's obvious what Michael was doing. He was crowing like a rooster.🤣🤣

You and your animals always brighten my day and I thank you for that and these awesome videos.

@Alan-Godden

Жыл бұрын

Absolutely I really appreciate the effort Amanda puts in to her video's, clearly she loves all those animals and they love her just as much. That's awesome 👍 Perhaps some monkey's would be interesting on the farm. 🙉

Micheal needs his own channel and film crew! He is a legend in our minds--not so much his! 😂😂

Watching these videos make me miss my younger peaceful days growing up with all the farm animals that was my daily job to care for. Even the ones that had additudes like Karen I miss. They all have their personalities just like us and now coming up on 60 I'd much rather deal with farm animals than people. Don't ever stop doing what your doing...please.

I just came across your channel yesterday so I have been binge watching and my favorite is always Karen trying to eat you over and over again but Brad does play a close 2nd lol your added commentary is spot on very funny stuff

@neli.a

Жыл бұрын

haaa LOVE first timers ! most of us did the same.. a deep dive/straight binge of all videos! Welcome, you have been infected, enjoy your addiction! Amanda and her interdepartmental memorandums are legendary!

Doug is lovely. Blessings to all at the farm

The Joy of Useless Farm 🥰😊💙 Thanks!

I’m new to ur channel and loving every second 😁😁🤣 I’m a fellow Canadian with a couple horses and dogs and that takes time to look after. I commend u on your dedication to ur animals. Says a lot about who you are. Also your gentle sarcasm sets the stage. Keep the videos coming 😁🤗

Congratulations Amanda! You made it through another morning in spite of Karen's best efforts.

Am I the only one that loved her SWAT Team style kick to goose and duck house?

I could watch you walking around with the animals all day. I love your short videos but if you ever have time, we'd love some more of the longer ones like todays. I love channel and all of your animals. 🖤

"You made it in" "you shouldn't have made it in" "everyone is jealous of you" *Doug being super stealthy and not at all obvious *

Never thought I’d see Karen actually do as you asked before trying to snap your face off😂🤣 And then there’s clueless but extremely sweet Michael. He makes me smile every time I see him.

They are all really wonderful (yes, even Karen) but my god, Stanley is a GEM! I adore that boy!! 🥰

Your place is so beautiful! I just have so much admiration for you and just seeing the love you have for all of those sweet, precious fur and feather babies, (also Karen and Brad) is just heartwarming! Your videos bring me so much joy and happiness...... Thank You!!!! 😍

It's always fun getting to hang with you and the farm. Karen's wet boa took me out! LOL

@karenrandall8375

Жыл бұрын

I just gotta laugh every time I see it!

Going thru a rough time, needed to smile and laugh and you and the all the crazy babies are a delight. Thank you! I have to say, Stanley and Michael have my heart.

@Robyn_369

Жыл бұрын

Sending LOVE ❤ your way sister! No matter what you're going thru, you're not alone and someone is praying for you! Stay grateful and humble and always ask God for help!! It may not be what you want, but it will definitely be what you NEED! You're in my prayers! ❤ 🛡 🙏

@gottagoat

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, what Robyn just said, I ditto that

Love the shenanigans and going’s on at your awesome farm. Love from England 🇬🇧😊👍🏻

The peace of this beautiful space is balanced by Karen and Brad’s animosity 💕😆

I get so much joy watching you with all your quirky animals! The best!!

I literally just came upon your channel in the shorts section, and I’ve just binged all of your vids…I just couldn’t help it😂. I seriously love what you do, and I laughed all the way through…and I really needed that. I truly envy your farm, and especially the dynamic relationships you have with each member of your farm and family….most especially, all that hot mess Miss Karen brings…and oh, that precious Michael…😂. I know it’s got to be a lot of work…but gosh…the reward is no doubt priceless….the personal relationship with each, and all the character and attitude each one of them exudes…I bet you smile even on the worst days. It’s a fantastic job you’ve done here, and thank you for sharing it!

Thank you and the animals for bringing a much needed smile to my face.

You brighten my day 💛

What a way to start the day with all of your animals. I love it so much!!💖

The routine never gets old . I could watch this motley crew every day ! Great job Petey ! (Amanda)

It’d be super cool to hear each animals “origin story” at Useless Farm. Not sure if you’ve already done something like that (only recently discovered this channel), but if not then please do. ✌🏽 Also, nice one taking care of all those critters. 👌🏽

Absolutely Beautiful farm. Beautiful animals and beautiful lady who cares for them ❤️

I can’t even imagine how much money it costs to home, care and feed all their animals. Bless her for the love and care.

Stanley and Karen seem to be the exact opposite of each other....Karen is so hysterically scary and Stanley is great!!

Thanks so much for the extended video! I am concerned about you tho in regards to Karen and the open spaces...she gets a longer run at you, and she's gonna knock you down and who knows what else she can do...be safe! I love these videos!

They are each and all so precious and amusing. Thank you for giving them such blessed lives! You’re Awesome! 🌟❤️

I had no idea Emu’s had telescoping necks. It’s amazing how much taller they really are! Thank you for taking us all on a walk! Karen gets me EVERY TIME! 😂😂😂😂😂 ♥️

So ❤️ funny Keith looks like he's crowing!lol you r appreciated Soo ❤️ much!

T4S! A new attitude for Karen, FedX didnt bring!🤣 I love the kisses Michael gives! To cute! Have a great day!👍🙏😘

Karen and Stanley's polar opposite personalities is hilarious. I love all the boys. Michael, Keith, Craig, Jason, Doc, Doug...all of them! Well...maybe not Brad lmao but most of all I love your stellar commentary throughout! Thanks for giving us a peek into your lovely world!

Emus look like they'd be awesome to hug. I know Karen would kill me if I tried to hug her, but I'd probably still try to. lol

I just want to give Stanley a hug. He's so sweet.

I couldn't believe how long this was. Practically Gone With The Wind. Thank you for your hard work, and great editing.

Karen and Brad seem good together.

"Who's ripping furs?" 🤣🤣🤣 I love this channel!!!!

" looks like the best farm ever ...I wouldnt want be anywhere else 👍😁👍🦆🐔🐤

Was feeling a bit bummed out but that quickly turned around thanks to you and your awesome animals. I laughed so hard when you asked “who is ripping farts!?” It caught me off guard, and I so needed that!😂😂😂 Thank you to you and your animals for all of the laughs 💚

Those hens in the background are very peacefull. You should record them and put it on a loop for 10h or so and sell it as Meditational music or "help with falling asleep" music.

My neighbor saw me in the hall today and asked "umm... are you keeping a rooster in your apartment? 🤔" 😂

When you told Doug to put it in reverse, you really missed an opportunity to say, “back that ass up”

I loved this so much. Amanda you bring light into my life. I want to live with the animals they’re just so soul soothing xx. Thank you for sharing your life with me xx

Seeing Karen and Doug roaming the barn retro'd me back to "Littlest Hobo"...travelin around from town to town, sometimes I think I'll settle down".

LOLL!! The commentary is gold! The snark is EVERYTHING!! New subscriber today. You're a hoot!😆

Omgoodness!! Stanley is so funny eating his pretend treats. He even throws his head back like hes really eating a treat. So funny!!! ❤❤❤

Love you Karen, I see that mean lady always trying to rub up on your man! Totally misunderstood.

Just imagine if Karen had arms.

Jason is so aware of someone sneaking up on him. I love the cooking sound that he makes.

When they were running…made me so happy for them ❤️😊

Thank you 😊 so much for sharing your days with us. You look nice Always

What a wonderful life. Thanks for sharing your day.

I swear while Michael was looking for his morning piss and the rooster crowed it looked like Michael was crowing😂

I love the way u care and love these adorable babys

Thank you for putting a smile on my face once again! I love everyone, but I have a big soft spot for Doug. What a sweet sweet boy!

Yes love ❤️ 😍

Michael is just done with the fuckery, already! Lol I love how the geese are like "let's get the fuck out of here!" I love your farm.

I absolutely love the names that you’ve given all of these animals. . Some of your animals remind me of some of my co-workers. That’s why I absolutely love this site. It brings me laughter.

Gary goose💀 I LOVE IT

Can I be adopted? I can sleep in the barn I promise I'm not like Karen lol. Love all the animals and you ❤️

You can tell that she really and truly does love these animals by the way she treats them with kindness....maybe even Brad 😝

Amanda, are there ever predators during the day? What a beautiful setting and home for these awesome animals. Thank you for your kindness and compassion.✌️

Stanley is so cute that curl on his adorable head is the best

Wow Brad’s lovely vocals are so soothing

@karenrandall8375

Жыл бұрын

🤣

I love each and every one of those crazy creatures.

Oh Stanley loves those invisible treats.

Love this morning treat with the fur/feather kids! Thanks for sharing 🙏🏼❤️

The happiest place on KZread ❤️🇨🇦

LOL the way you talk to them cracks me up.

The Useless Farm IS MY therapy. ❤