"Set the cottage on fire, we can't leave any trace" Ah, right, because nothing throws the enemy off your trail more than starting a GIANT FIRE IN THE MIDDLE OF A MOSTLY BARREN DESERT.

@kleverstudios

6 жыл бұрын

Ayuuk This comment section is gold.

@popo0129

3 жыл бұрын

Well if they don’t see the fire I guess it works? Hurray for the hero?

"Thank you for buying the DVD and supporting our work." Hehehehehe... Hahahaha... MWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!

@enlightenednormie242

4 жыл бұрын

What's so funny!?

@ninjaturtlefan2003

4 жыл бұрын

None of us bought the DVD and watching it on KZread

Who else is looking around KZread for old and rare NC reviews they've never seen?

@nataliaciotucha4153

9 жыл бұрын

***** yep u got one for me

@otocan

9 жыл бұрын

***** Me and my girlfriend.

@JunDageki

9 жыл бұрын

***** Me, i swear i watched every episode in his channel but then i found these episodes on youtube that i have never seen.

@eddieolshefski6467

9 жыл бұрын

Me

@chimkinNuggz

9 жыл бұрын

Me! Plz, help me.. Im running out of NC videos, ive seen all his nostalgia commercial videos and i dont think there's anymore interesting ones left. I just got done watch his review on "the room" and laughed my ass off but now i dont know where else to turn. Do u reccomend any other of his vids?

The sound of that bazooka is killing me

@iamturok9758

10 жыл бұрын

"Foop"

@THEFRISKIESTDINGO

10 жыл бұрын

"chck chck" "Foomp"

@iamturok9758

10 жыл бұрын

(Boom)

@imvisier9925

9 жыл бұрын

The fact that you refer to an RPG-7 as a Bazooka is killing me

@floggyWM1

9 жыл бұрын

Achtung Panzer i will "foop" you

"Give me your hand, I'll punch it!" Yes, I died laughing.

These actors are making Tommy Wisaeu look like a pro

@jagarcia0705

9 жыл бұрын

What a funny story Mark!

@jrny20

9 жыл бұрын

jagarcia0705 Anyways, how's your sex life, hah?

@threelittlebirds2288

9 жыл бұрын

I did naht hit her!

@Raf8347

9 жыл бұрын

here's the 5 Best Critic videos 4 me: 1 - The Room 2 - Turkish Rambo 3 - IT 4 - Cool as Ice 5 - Felix the Cat

@roblena7977

9 жыл бұрын

RafaelDB64 Commercials deserve an honorable mention.

There needs to be a Turkish version of The Room

@PotatoEternal

8 жыл бұрын

YES.

@LastRenegade

8 жыл бұрын

+Nabzarella Dare Or a Tommy Wiseau version of everything.

@papershadow

8 жыл бұрын

+Nabzarella Dare And then ironically it turns out to be amazing.

@KingsizeKini

8 жыл бұрын

+LastRenegade Tommy Wiseau's Star Wars. "Obi Wan told me you killed my father." - "I did not kill him, its not true, its bullshit. I did not kill him... I DID NAAT. Oh, hi son" - "YOU ARE TEARING ME APART VADER!"

@nabilahmed2799

7 жыл бұрын

-Do you want me to order a Doner Kebab? -Whatever, I don't care. -I already ordered a Doner Kebab -Hahaha you think about everything

Serdar was fighting ISIS years before they even existed. Someone please give him a medal.

@dnmstarsi

9 жыл бұрын

Jsidhu762 We need Serdar nowadays to fight ISIS again.

@fishbong

8 жыл бұрын

+Jsidhu762 I think the "Mountain Bandits" are actually implied to be Kurds.

@chinococoa6743

8 жыл бұрын

+Jsidhu762 Yes! Serdar is our new hero!!

The dub work is glorious.

@oyhe94

9 жыл бұрын

GreatSpaceToaster Still better than the norwegian dub of Tři oříšky pro Popelku (Three Wishes for Cinderella)

@BudokaiTH

8 жыл бұрын

+GreatSpaceToaster A master piece of hilarity XD

@AlejandroSilva-mr7yy

8 жыл бұрын

still better than resident evik

@scottbuckley823

8 жыл бұрын

+GreatSpaceToaster i swear i heard the grandfathers voice in a Resident evil game

@delabarcel

8 жыл бұрын

It has "Hentai Dub" quality

the prop guy didn't run out of ketchup the color director was so bad that the reds looked yellow

@jonbaird8835

9 жыл бұрын

***** we get it, you want to sound as if you're european, you can stop misspelling the word color, now.

@JimmyBshaw

9 жыл бұрын

Robert Paulson Lol what a douchebag

@JimmyBshaw

9 жыл бұрын

Robert Paulson Lol what a douchebag

@Preeve

8 жыл бұрын

+Robert Paulson Idiot.

This is probably one of the most underrated nostalgia critics. I love it!

11:19 - I love how after stabbing one guy and cutting throat to another, knife has no trace of blood to be seen.

@eddieolshefski6467

2 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget. They ran out of ketchup for blood. Last thing they wanted was to use other substances and think the bad guys are not human. 😂🤣

OMFG i can't stop laughing about the joke of mutant bull frog

@dorourke105

8 жыл бұрын

+Victor Riquelme ribbit

@viktorriquelme3735

8 жыл бұрын

ribbit, ribbit ribbit!!

Serdar: Turkish Charlie Sheen.

@sircidfatos4465

9 жыл бұрын

DarthRushy hehe i thought that also !!

It's not just the sound the rocket launcher makes that's hilarious. It's also that you can tell it has no propulsion. Two inches after it leaves the barrel, it falls on the ground. And then, in one part, we see one hit the ground frontend first before exploding, again indicating no propulsion. Hilarious.

@patrickgogan3517

4 жыл бұрын

It sounds like a fucking nerf gun lmao

Man, i really miss the old Nostalgia Critic. He was really funny back then.

It's so sad. There are so many beautiful landscapes in Turkey. Why did they film in this really ugly place?

@scitechian

7 жыл бұрын

They were talking about mountain bandits in the opening exposition. They could have set the mood for the girl's home by putting THAT in a place where the landscapes are glorious, but that's what a GOOD filmmaker would have done.

1:54 The first line of dialogue. Jesus Christ that's bad. This is gonna be good :D

@Camuska

8 жыл бұрын

+Kfor Kira Is it just me or the guy looks like Taub in House MD ?

The dub is so bad I'm not always sure whether it's Doug or the movie talking

@ssjichigo666

4 жыл бұрын

I was feeling the same through this whole review, was that actually part of the dub, or a joke doug was making

One of his funniest reviews

Someone make a mod for TF2 and give the Rocket Launcher this thing's sound. It'll be hilarious.

@Gammera2000

8 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure they could just take a grenade launcher sound and use that.

@ethandoesathing2711

8 жыл бұрын

HOLY FUCK ITS KUGAWATTAN

@IamSoFluffeh

8 жыл бұрын

*foomp*

@TauGeneration

8 жыл бұрын

lololololo that would be funny as fuck XD

@nabilahmed2799

7 жыл бұрын

This mod should be in Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare :P

This Movie's Budget: 1 used chewing gum 4 broken paper clips and a cockroach named Lenny The Awesome don't forget about the hobo across the street bob he will be our color director

@QuarianGuy

9 жыл бұрын

Lenny The Awesome is Awesome!

@FatrickAteman

9 жыл бұрын

Uli'Nich vas Cyniad he edited it :D

@empeanutson

7 жыл бұрын

I can't believe Chester A. Bum got a job!

That Princess Peach impersonation was a little too spot on...

So apparently Serdar is a fairly common Turkish name. It's basically like going into film with the stage name Christopher.

@matrix91234

Жыл бұрын

Or Chris : D

The oscar for best actor in this movie should go to jeep.

@intergalactichumanempire9759

7 жыл бұрын

Gazmend Qukovci No. it should go to whoever made that rocket launcher for best sound design

@edvance1030

6 жыл бұрын

Guy gets shot: "Yaaaay!" Jumps up with arms open.

I didn't even know he did this review o.o and here i thought i watched all his reviews..

@EyeOfArgus

10 жыл бұрын

me too....

@tacaloking4

10 жыл бұрын

me three

@Mehgic

10 жыл бұрын

..................it was on the special edition DVD

man..that rpg sound FUP!

@hernanipereira

9 жыл бұрын

Herman Toothrot he was also finding infinite rocket ammo everywhere, maybe this was a videogame afterall? :P

@eddieolshefski6467

6 жыл бұрын

They need to make that sound in the next GTA update for the rocket launchers. Man, we would have sooooo much fun.

This was Doug's funniest review

this review made me cry to tears lol

I was actually curious as to where these actors ended up today. Serdar Kebapçılar is still around, though it seems he retired (he has facebook) Filiz Taçbaş (Girl) is... just, wow. Type her name into google, because I can't do her justice. Osman Betin (14:06) I THINK is still around; there doesn't seem to be any concrete info. Sadly though Hüseyin Peyda (bullfrog dude) passed on quite a while ago.

@manuelalbertoromero9528

7 жыл бұрын

Rest in piece bullfrog dude.

@darkhero-3097

7 жыл бұрын

Red Rodri Holy Shit, a tennis player? And she's hot!

Whenever the girl cries it sounds more like she's laughing

lol, that 'pop' sound effect the bazooka makes just cracks me up every time for some reason.

I am crying here. Funniest review ever!

@saint5652

7 жыл бұрын

i was frozen today

@nickwilde2569

5 жыл бұрын

@@saint5652 sparkle sparkle sparkle

@EnclosedPoolArea

4 жыл бұрын

@@nickwilde2569 SCARING THE LITTLE GIRL!?!

Holy fuck.. the sound the explosive nurf gun made literally had me rolling on the floor in tears!! I haven't laughed that hard in ages, thank you!!

@andhieyusuf7008

7 жыл бұрын

Vrabo "Plop!"

"Thank you again for buying the dvd and supporting our work".... Now I feel guilty.

DAT voice acting...Now you should review that bollywood movie with the cop, there is thousands of GIFs of that movie around xD

@StarSeeker94

9 жыл бұрын

I think I know which film you're talking about. What's the name of it?

@connorbyrne4449

9 жыл бұрын

Flashback hero?

@recyclebin

9 жыл бұрын

StarSeeker94 All of them. (In this case, it might be Singham)

The last 5 minutes was just pure gold...i'm literally crying with laughter xD

This looks more like the 30's than the 80's

Turkish E.T. is a destroyer! xD

Do Mannequin! The opening alone is worth its own NC episode. And... scene.

The "wrong turn at Albuquerque" killed me.

Actually, these action scenes are reminiscent of 1970-80's bollywood movies. I mean, in those movies, the actors flipped over the bad buy just to flip back over again and lightly tap them in the back, which would make the villain fly away as though he got hit by a car.

@ssoory6343

3 жыл бұрын

So true! The hero's first move in those movies would always be to jump on the group of goons and taking all of them out at once....and then fight them individually. Though those were real stunts no matter how badly they filmed and edited. the fights got really really bad after wire work and CGI came into play.

The little Richard thing made me laugh for hours

@elliotterodriguez

7 жыл бұрын

XD i know the feeling

Oomph, that Little Richard joke... 4:15

The street fighter skits killed me. XD

@NelsonWin

2 жыл бұрын

Can't get enough of Hadouken. Lol

1:13 And then the Rampage movie was greenlit...

hey doesn't serdar look like Other Joe?

@kasrakhatir

4 жыл бұрын

Hey Critic You wanna play a Zombie game ?

This guy should have WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY, but WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY more views.

You know guys we have had so many great performances from many great actors. Sydney Potiere as Vigil Tibbs in "In the Heat of the Night" Tom Hanks as Andrew Beckett in "Philadelphia" but none of them can compare to the brilliance of Serdar as Serdar in "Turkish Rambo " truly a genius. 🌟✨

Wow, Serdar and the general sound suspiciously alike

Is it me or the English dubbing makes this film even more hilarious?

When her father showed up wounded, the first thought to come in my mind was "LATRINE!"

@VidaCristal

8 жыл бұрын

LMAO! Top Secret is such a great movie!

@jagarcia0705

8 жыл бұрын

Nick Rivers: Listen to me, Hillary. I'm not the first guy who fell in love with a woman that he met at a restaurant who turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped scientist, only to lose her to her childhood lover who she last saw on a deserted island, who then turned out fifteen years later to be the leader of the French underground. Hillary Flammond: I know. It all sounds like some bad movie. [Long pause. Both look at camera]

That's a great Bobcat Goldthwait impression.

4:16 well that aged well.

"Why am I so spontaneously attracted to this fourth wall?" XD

Films like these have mysterious appeal to me. The kind of film you wouldn't mind after a long night of recreational drugs.

Why does the bazooka sound like a plastic pipe popping?

@redheadriot11

9 жыл бұрын

*STUPF* :D

@garretthegamer1221

9 жыл бұрын

cause

That fucking rocket launcher gets me every time.

'Evil clone of James Lipton' HAHAHAHAHAH

If the Turkish 2016 Coup Detant included Sedar... I'm afraid to ask what could happen.

"Stupidity on a very epic level" Yup that sums up this movie perfectly

7:03 Cinema Snob? What are you doing in this movie?

7:00 Anyone else think the bandit leader looks like John Hurt?

The Holy Grail of Reviews

One of my favorite NC reviews of all time.

The "pop" sounding RPG launcher made me cry with laughter

The sound of the rocket launcher cracked me up!

Thank you again for buying the DVD and for supporting our work.

Basic of all fps game, find rpg ammo on the floor.

Best review i have seen from NC... i almost died of laughing xD

and i now need therapy.

8:51 to 8:58. sad but true. but also FUCKING hilarious. the bazooka part was. just hilarious. i cried

Anyone still watching?

@nickwilde2569

5 жыл бұрын

No

According to this movie, the RPG-7, a *rocket launcher*, apparently acts more like a freaking M27 "Blooper".

My god this movie is horrible. Dubbing is hilariously bad, scene jumping, the fact that the actors keep staring at me and creeping me out XD.

@Mehgic

10 жыл бұрын

Turkey stares into your soul, longing for when it can claim it for its own

SUPPORT TURKISH BABY GENIUSES ON KICKSTARTER

Apparently the clone of James Lipton turns out to be the Turkish version of Brian Cox.

is it just me or does the main villain of this POS look like Turkish Vincent Price?

wow the "unless their girls" comment at the beginning kinda hurt... I'm a girl, and identify as a girl, and I think being Rambo would be fuckin awesome. But then again, this is one of his older videos, and I've noticed that he actually mocks gender roles in a few of his new videos so I think he's changed his views on things since then. so I'll let that one comment slide. Laughed my ass off at everything else though!

@5PctJuice

10 жыл бұрын

I don't really know his views specifically, but he's definitely evolved. Still, part of the reviews is mocking everything. He was probably just playing off gender stereotypes for that comment.

@5PctJuice

10 жыл бұрын

***** That's his character. I'm talking about him. There's a massive difference.

@chadgrierson49

10 жыл бұрын

Love your name. It sounds delicious

@drawmaster77

10 жыл бұрын

get over it. Geesh... women...

@benomidfinger

10 жыл бұрын

Like the VHS player situation in his "X-men" cartoon review

So, if he's attracted to the fourth wall and if they go out later, I guess he will be Atop the fourth wall.

the RPG butt plug

"Yay death!" "Faaabulous!" XD

When I saw the title "Turkish Rambo" I did not expect to be treated to Turkish Manos: The Hands of Fate as a bonus

wow this movie looks like its just a compilation of all the bad cuts and unused footage o-0

16:40 "Fuckin barrel" XD

This was so beautiful

"Why am I so spontaneously attracted to this fourth wall?"

I think I know why those establishing shots are missing: Making movies in Turkey must have been expensive (back then anyway) and this movie's producer was probably only given about $100,000, and every shot in this movie cost about $100 to make. It's only a theory, but what other reason could there be?

God you made me laugh like I've never laughed in years priceless, especially the bazooka

Hey, that's Turkish Vincent Price from Turkish First Blood! It's interesting that he starred in two Turkish Rambo films. Don't believe me? Watch The Cinema Snob's review of Turkish First Blood, I'm telling you, it's him.

Wow... you can just feel their emotions in your very soul can't you? Or, is it the ENTIRE LACKING OF FUCKING EMOTION!

They should have filmed it in Cappadocia. That place is amazing.

@MW2proification

2 жыл бұрын

Not according to NC calling it a S*** hole.

Well they finally did Rampage lol

With all that driving at the beginning I was half expecting the screamer from "Relaxing Car Drive."

2:33 hes like "Wtf am i doing with my life?"

LOL! This makes the American Rambo look like Bridge On the River Kwai.

What’s next? Turkish Rocky?

Lost it at the color director part

OMFG I almost passed out laughing at this.

Lmao I couldn't stop laughing when he put the fighting scene at 14:35 in the old street fighter music