Polar bears eat meat? I thought they survived off of a diet of Coca-Cola.

@Shanethefilmmaker

9 жыл бұрын

MrGMoney1944 they did, until someone stole their stash.

@MrGMoney1944

9 жыл бұрын

Shanethefilmmaker Damn Coke stealing bears.

@Sonic546416

8 жыл бұрын

+MrGMoney1944 BEARS- *Opera stun*

@Shanethefilmmaker

8 жыл бұрын

+MrGMoney1944 That sounded more funnier than I thought it would be. That explains why their aggression factor is higher than even grizzlies.

@MrGMoney1944

8 жыл бұрын

Shanethefilmmaker Puns are great.

CLEAAAAR YOU'RE CLEAAAAR CLEAAAAR, CLEAAAAR YOU'RE CLEAAAAR CLEAAAAR, CLEEEEEEEEEAaAaAaAaAAaAaAR *Clear.*

@angelkitty9092

8 жыл бұрын

+GreatSpaceToaster *claping* Encore!!! Encore!!!

@lordvoldemort9440

8 жыл бұрын

Oscar quality

@danielboone3770

7 жыл бұрын

That's super hilarious.

@MinscFromBaldursGate92

6 жыл бұрын

Manly tears.

I will never get tired of the Critic's bear jokes.

@nathaniellevesque2782

9 жыл бұрын

Ian McNicol I've seen it. Not quite as good as his earlier bear jokes, but still up there.

@akaneinoue1759

9 жыл бұрын

He's a strong competitor to the Completionist for best bear joke.

Time for a game of disappearing bears....

Heston: I want that BEAR! Nicholas Cage (In Bear Suit): That's what you think, HESTON! (Punches him) Why don't you hunt apes instead?

@M0b1us_118

6 жыл бұрын

Alexander Hammond if Heston can say bear really cool, I'm surprised DC Comic didn't ask him to play Batman. Btw liked the comment

6:54 Oh my god, that's one of the saddest, cruelest things I've seen in a movie! That's like Hannibal Lecter levels of messed up sadism, and in a family film, no less! Why!?

@SSofIreland

10 жыл бұрын

I think that it was to get the point across that they're the bad guys. You know, like the fact that they're fricking poachers wasn't enough.

@stwbmc98

10 жыл бұрын

SSofIreland Clayton didn't have to pull anything like that. Why did they have to?

@SSofIreland

10 жыл бұрын

stwbmc98 Because this is a Very Bad Movie.

@stwbmc98

10 жыл бұрын

SSofIreland Good point.

@letMeSayThatInIrish

10 жыл бұрын

It's even more sad that we are looking at real people -- the actors and other people on the set -- showing so little respect and sensitivity to an animal. And afterwards they must have thought, "this scene is awesome, let's use it in our cute family friendly movie!".

I would love to see how "that" scene was directed. "Okay Barry, now I want you to show the polar bear it's mother's corpse". "Uhh Steve, I don't really want to do that". "Do It! I'm a sick b***ard and I'm proud of it!!!"

@infernoprince887

8 жыл бұрын

Ikr!

@Warcodered01

7 жыл бұрын

I mean as a scene in a movie it's awful but that was an actual baby bear with at best a fake(like it fucking knows) skin of an adult version of it how the hell did that happen.

@hypno-scream5652

7 жыл бұрын

GOOD GRIEF! THAT'S SOMETHING THAT STUPID MEOWTH FROM TEAM ROCKET WOULD DO! Seriously, Freddy Krueger, Zim, Carnage, Dr. Wily, Darth Sidious, Bill Cipher, Jerry the Mouse, Dr. Eggman, The Governor, Joffrey Baratheon, Eric Cartman, The Joker, Frank Miller's Batman, Oogie Boogie, Judge Claude Frollo, Ratigan, Cinder Fall, and Mercury are all CARE BEARS COMPARED TO THAT GUY!

@bellametallica

6 жыл бұрын

Hat Man That scene was just evil.

When the boy's head slammed into that rock...okay, I don't care that this is a movie, that head injury should have killed him.

@AlirioAguero2

9 жыл бұрын

Compared to what average action heroes go through, him surviving that blow is actually highly plausible.

@nope9233

9 жыл бұрын

Yea but most action stars are buffed up men, that's a kid.

@taffysaur

9 жыл бұрын

Nope92 kids are more physically resilient.

@randominternetsurfersurfin7595

8 жыл бұрын

+Mychael Darklighter bs

Fun Fact: Alaska was directed by Fraser C. Heston, who is Charlton Heston's son.

@seansmith2545

9 жыл бұрын

Huh that's cool

3:14 the guy just dumps the fish on the ground. It was his fucking fault.

@johnnymccraze

9 жыл бұрын

Tom Atkinson Maybe he was looking for an excuse to yell at someone?

@bellametallica

6 жыл бұрын

Tom Atkinson Right lol

13:35 That's exactly why the bear is Sean's tornaq, not Jessie's. He's the one who NEEDS guidance.

Random, but Critic actually has a really great voice.

@kirbysuperstar5494

8 жыл бұрын

yeah I have to agree

@johngarcia247

7 жыл бұрын

zoe19 My boyfriend is repulsed by the critics voice. I loooove it!

strange how bears are just comedy gold, isn't it?

@zutamacka6667

9 жыл бұрын

TomboTime people like to laugh at what scares them. It's comforting.

@JamesW609

8 жыл бұрын

Bears are fucking terrifying...if I see one my pants are gonna get a bit heavier...

@TomboTime

8 жыл бұрын

James Clint well all comedy IS based on misery.

That Golden Crisp part kills me every time!

NC: It's like doing a funny little puppet show at your great aunt's funeral! Me: Well, I mean, if you want to cheer the kids up- NC: WITH YOUR GREAT AUNT!! Me: Oh...

as an Alaskan I found this movie to be asinine, the movie parts (that was actually filmed in Alaska) was in the Denali national park. The only bears you'll find there are brown or black bears, since polar bears are only found in the far north parts of the state. Nowhere near the location they filmed, but I got to say the Palin diss in the beginning gave me a good laugh

Gummi BEARS! Bouncing here and there and everywhere!

@sananaryon4061

8 жыл бұрын

They are the gummi BEARS

@GOFFBITZH666

7 жыл бұрын

THEY ARE THE *GUMMIE BEARS*!!!

@sananaryon4061

7 жыл бұрын

XxDAMARIESU123xX {DA ACTRUAL MARU SUIE} RIP guy who took gummi bears too seriously

@GOFFBITZH666

7 жыл бұрын

He will be missed...😢

Look for the BEAR necessities, the simple BEAR necessities, forget about your worries and your strife. I mean, the BEAR necessities, old Mother Nature's recipes, that bring the BEAR necessities of life!

Those bear jokes will never get old!

"Time for a game of disappearing bears." I LOL'd when I heard that. XD

i love how at the bottom of the description they show that you can watch the movie, because obviously after watching this review you would definetly want to watch this movie.

0:56 Is nobody going to talk about how bad-ass Doug's singing voice was here? Everyone seems compliment either Rachel's, Malcolm's, or Tamara's vocal talent, but NC's never gets any love, impressions and all. If he worked on it, I think he could really blow people's pants off.

@gladoshatesyoursafespace2653

9 жыл бұрын

His mother's an actual acclaimed opera and stage singer, too.

@chrisosullyo91

9 жыл бұрын

Toy Bonnie Is that right? Well, I'll be damned!

Is it just me or is this movie's soundtrack trying really hard to be the Jurassic Park soundtrack?

Thumbs up for a drinking game for every time epic music is played for no reason.

@masonallen3961

9 жыл бұрын

If they did that people would be more drunk than people who to the hercules drinking game

@Xarazel

9 жыл бұрын

Mason A hey i played that game and im ot as think as you drunk i am...

01:00 - 01:15 Wow! Nostalgia Critic can really sing!

god that almost made me cry when i saw the baby polar bear wanting to reach its dead mum it looked so sad i almost forgot they are one of the most primal bear breed in the world

That was some impressive singing!

Doug was so right with the whole disrespecting the father thing, saying "i wish you would've died and not her" its very hurtful, its a horrible thing to say and shouldn't of been said, i lost my mum and brother to a car accident when i was 11 years old and my father brought me up, we had fights but i never said shit like that..never ever

Jesus Christ, I am SO tired of having to explain this to people. Heston's character is NOT using a shotgun. That is a RIFLE. A double-barreled, breech-loading, big game rifle. Look, at 2:02 ; those are clearly .577 caliber cartridge bullets he's loading into the gun, NOT shotgun shells.

@2wingo

10 жыл бұрын

Bozo Clown I care.

@2wingo

10 жыл бұрын

Trent Nathan Andrews I know you are, but what am I?

@armyoftodd2693

10 жыл бұрын

2wingo takes one to know one... so... :D

@2wingo

10 жыл бұрын

Todd Hicks My best friend is gay and he's the vice-president of our local NRA chapter.

@armyoftodd2693

10 жыл бұрын

so... are you agreeing or disagreeing...?

Illness, a common one, most notably used in Cinderella. Hanging, Selyse Florent, Game of Thrones. Shot, Zorro's wife, The Mark of Zorro. Broken Heart. Most infamously used in Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith.

The polar bear scene is one of the funniest NC moments of all time. It never gets old.

I wasn't expecting much, but this is truly one of the Critic's best reviews!

5:21, I choose, "Beaten to death over a stamp."

@whenthemusicsover6028

8 жыл бұрын

+Jeikobu Kooruman "Iron Maiden?! Excellent! *guitar riff*"

@deadaccount1616

7 жыл бұрын

I choose eaten by *A BEAR* XD

2:05 Is that a double-barrel sniper shotgun?

@inferno9714

8 жыл бұрын

+dandeentremont I think it's a double barreled rifle.

@SinnedNotsinned

8 жыл бұрын

actually that is a elephant gun with a scope

@juansaldivar9204

8 жыл бұрын

+SinnedNotsinned oh OK that explains

@sirstock7229

8 жыл бұрын

+Juan Saldivar maybe it's a disguised foam finger

@verycoolnin

8 жыл бұрын

+dandeentremont That gun doesn't make much sense shooting a polar bear from far away. If you're going bear hunting you need a high powered, large caliber rifle.

I don't know why, I just love the way Critic makes the sign of the cross when he says "and nobody will miss him." And did anyone notice how he said it with the same cadence you'd used to say "Requiescat in pace?"

R.I.P. Charlton Heston

The kid playing the douchebag son also played Connor on Angel, no wonder I hated his ass so much in this review

10:44. Anyone else think that he sounds like Bryan Cranston's Heisenberg voice?

I love how there is an ad for the movie on this page, as if this review would make you want to see it.

I just got some two week old kittens to foster. The "alpha kitten" was named Bear because he's the biggest and strongest of them...and frankly looks like a baby bear (not to mention the most developed and alert). I have not quite found an opportunity to say "I want that Bear", mostly because I haven't gotten the voice down quite right.

You know what the Eagle is also the symbol of? The post office GIMME MY MAIL YOU FUCKING OLD MAN

You know what's REALLY sad? The young girl, Jessie, is played by a slightly older version of the little sister in Hocus Pocus. It all comes back to Hocus Pocus.

@wd3185

3 жыл бұрын

Who was also the daughter in American Beauty, the Empress in that terrible Dungeons & Dragons movie, and a creepy reporter in a terrible Lifetime movie. Her career had one good moment and then it went back right down into the mud. And even that's kind of debatable- she had to work with Kevin Spacey.

Dude I love your videos :)

"Time for a game of disappearing bears!" Gotta love DAAARK HEAAART! XD

Ya know that awesome BEAR voice can work elsewhere too I'm going to go sit in my CHAIR What should I WEAR I need to comb my HAIR

@kaibaiarrio1299

8 жыл бұрын

my friends won't SHARE nobody CARES

aw look at the little poochy woochy aw it's so cute OH MARY!!!! 😨

"Ohh I shot myself in the foot like a Michael Moore interview" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I actually love to visit Alaska. The scenery looks epic.

@sean8102

6 ай бұрын

Def, Alaska has some jaw dropping scenery.

At 3:14 why does that guy completely and obviously intentionally dump over his cart of fish even as she isn't anywhere near it, is this just his natural reaction to kids running at high speeds? Is this some disorder I don't know about?

@theyoutubecommentepidemic5528

9 жыл бұрын

wiseguywriter Oh my god, xD, I didn't even notice that.

35 people aren't CLEEEAAAAR!

I would imagine hitting your head against a rock at that velocity would more likely cause some brain damage or in the least a concussion, but a few minutes recovery and a dream sequence is cool too.

6:59 "There's some family friendly entertainment!" - Said no one ever

Did I just see the video game version of Street Fighter the Movie?

@sonicdudeatdawn2

8 жыл бұрын

yes and it exists in real life!

@angelkitty9092

8 жыл бұрын

XD true!

@SpeedyEric1

8 жыл бұрын

+sanicxshulk The Sega Saturn was quickly reviewed by AVGN during his Street Fighter 2010 review.

I'm gonna be honest, that polar bear joke was a little dark XD

I just realized that the boy is played by Vincent Kartheiser, aka Pete Campbell from Mad Men! And he wonders why Roger never promotes him

I just came here to hear "CLEAR, YOU'RE CLEAR, CLEAR, CLLLEAAARRR!"

CLEARRRRRR YOUR CLEARRR CLEARRRR CLEARRRR YOUR CLEAARRR CLEAR CLEARRR CLEAARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!.............Clear

5:47- oh my god, it's Face from the a-team!!!!!!!

@avvarhil

8 жыл бұрын

MY GOD YOU'RE RIGHT!

@TheDisneyLover58

7 жыл бұрын

Gio A wow...

The hunter had me cracking up.

I could watch the "clear" thing 80 times in a row.

This movie suffers from the Chuck Norris syndrome of inviting a relative to directing your latest acting vehicle. In this case, his son. This might explain his thespian transformation...

@smgagliardo

8 жыл бұрын

It was more likely the son asked his dad to be in his movie.

Aww I loved this as a kid and so did my parents.i think when you target an audience that is primarily kids you don't have to do anything special

Still one of my all time favorite reviews.

6:58 that's quite hard to watch. I feel so sorry for the cub :(

0:59 - 2:00: best part!

GIVE ME MY MOTHER F#%$ING MAIL!!!!!

@theyoutubecommentepidemic5528

9 жыл бұрын

horrorclassicman98 But first, would you like to hear a story about how I found out that my life coach animal is a sparrow?

@paulkriikku4882

9 жыл бұрын

No, give me my MAIL!!!

@8bitpixelbreakin

9 жыл бұрын

@MagnitudePerson

9 жыл бұрын

Comic Sans MS ?

@MagnitudePerson

9 жыл бұрын

theyoutubecommentepidemic Well mine is, I was named after the russian word for sparrow, its a funny story actually-

13:58 - No, NC! Don't you dare show that pic! DON'T YOU DARE... oh, it's just a bear. With balls. Literally. Thank God for that.

He's here, he's there, he's everywhere! Who you gonna call? Psychic Friend Fred BEAR.

"BEEAARR!!"

7:00 I'm amazed Charlton Heston even went along and did that scene. I'm surprised anybody could act through that scene without vomiting at how sick it was!

the bear thing had me laughing for ages x'D

For a family film, this film has a lot of blood in it.

Also am I the only one disturbed that they actually filmed that scene with the bear skin with a live cub?

Not even joking, that singing was impressive

I have never understood why anyone would say that they wished one person had died instead of another person. Why not just wish that nobody died?

What, no Dramatic Man introduction like in Ferngully?

I feel as if the boys mother died due to the Iron Maiden.

I was choked up with laughter from the beginning...

I had to watch this with my family. I was the only one who saw the flaws, and I mercilessly riffed it.

street fighter wasn't ever popular? i didnt live during the 80s but im pretty sure its a pretty popular franchise. were the sequels more popular?

@Zarnirox

8 жыл бұрын

I think it's the video game version of the Street Fighter movie.

@thesatellite54

8 жыл бұрын

Zarnirox is right, it's the game based off the movie. Why that existed is anyone's guess. Also, Street Fighter's popularity didn't boom until after the release of II, which was in the early 90s. The original game was late 80s, but didn't receive much fanfare.

I hate those spinning camera sequences, they tire me..

that alaskan tour guide was gold

He didn't mention this, but there was a scene in which when the plane slips the dad shouts, "It's slipping!" and a whole bunch of saliva comes out of his mouth! It was so funny and my cousins replayed it over! Say it don't spray it man!

6:55 This is a family's movie, yes?

I get that Nostalgia Critic and Nostalgia Chick are characters but I keep seeing them make these uninformed and insulting comments that just don't make any sense to me. Calling someone a "gun toting maniac" or what ever just because they have an opposing opinion just seems petty and childish. To be clear I'm not defending poaching I'm talking about verbally attacking a late civil rights group leader because Critic doesn't support the right that group advocates for.

@Tristan-Shout

10 жыл бұрын

The Critic calls the villain a "gun-toting maniac" because the villain has no character beyond being a guy with a gun. It's has nothing to do with opposing opinions or gun rights--just a badly written character. When the character comes across as a stereotype, that's all they're going to be to the audience.

@flyboymike111357

10 жыл бұрын

T Wag He called the actor one too. "The gun-toting maniac plays the gun toting maniac" Exact quote.

@Tristan-Shout

10 жыл бұрын

+Mike Mac Alright, I'll give you that. There's no getting around that. But I don't think he means any offense by it. Charlton Heston is well-known for his views on gun rights. I think the comment was meant as a joke since the actor and character have a certain parallel. I still don't think its about opposing views though-- how often do we see the Critic go all trigger-happy? A LOT.

@flyboymike111357

10 жыл бұрын

T Wag How often do you see major actors go all trigger happy A LOT. But they still got together for a MAIG video and a lot of them still cling to failed ideas of how to stop violence without looking at history or using the scientific method. My point is social commentary is healthy even if it's a point of view you don't agree with, but there are some lines that shouldn't be crossed so as to remain with the realm of civil debate.

@flyboymike111357

10 жыл бұрын

***** 1.) most black people prefer to be called black, so, no that would not make you racist. 2.) You shouldn't tell people they're "a little bit fat" because it's rude and someone who is fat will know it, so, you don't have any reason to point it out to them. Besides it's not your place to police someone else's body, if they're okay with being fat and enjoy eating the foods they like that's their business, not yours.

NC just came back and I'm still finding reviews I haven't watched yet...

I comment with this sentiment in just about every video which includes this, and I know it isn't a big part of this particular review, but MY GOD HIS VOICE. Just...that tenor...wow...

DUH WE NO SEE YOUR DADDY

12:00 Is that the same fucking mountain from Fellowship of the Ring?

@zachheller6681

9 жыл бұрын

Nah. Fellowship was filmed exclusively in New Zealand. This was shot in Vancouver and somewhere else.

i like how it still advertises the movie in the description.

I would rate it's accuracy of native culture along side with Brother Bear, and there depiction of teenagers is beyond stereotypical.

Wait, Street Fighter wasn't popular? Am I missing something? Can somebody explain this to me?

@MrFutago87

10 жыл бұрын

He was specifically refering to Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game.

@yomikoreadman22

10 жыл бұрын

***** To be fair I thought he also meant the street fighter game as well. He wasn't very clear on that.

@DemonRaksha

10 жыл бұрын

***** there was street fighter game designed after the movie??? Wtf?

@JaxxyMaxx

10 жыл бұрын

Makisma Boeva Yeah. Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game. It was awful. It had none of the spirit of the actual game, it was just a throwaway try to get a fighting out the the movie. It used Mortal Kombat style graphics, with frame-by-frame pictures of the actors doing the moves as sprites. All you need to know is: The game sucks, don't play it, play the actual Street Fighter.

Dang...Pete Campbell was a jerk even when he was younger!

You know as soon as you see Vincent Kartheiser's credit that it isn't going to be special

I really want a Polar Bear rug...Like the Adams Family!! :D

Lost it at 0:59!

@Jaxon23294

7 жыл бұрын

Kurti Flurti me too lol

Bear!*a picture of Freddy Fazbear appears*

@Xarazel

9 жыл бұрын

um, no. they were talking about bears that are actually scary

@ZackExplorer28

9 жыл бұрын

they're not scary. they're only scary because they attack people. and the only reason they do is because your bothering them.

@Xarazel

9 жыл бұрын

***** ....riiight. go out into the woods and chill with a bear. lemme know how it goes.

@ZackExplorer28

9 жыл бұрын

i'm not saying you should chill with bears i'm saying you shouldn't treat every single animal as monsters.

@zutamacka6667

9 жыл бұрын

***** treating as monsters is one thing, but denying certain animals are dangerous is stupid. That said, if you come across me and bother me I'll turn fucking dangerous too, just... keep in mind, bears are dangerous! :)

After all, that IS what nostalgia is.

Oh my god, Don S. Davis, what could you have possibly done to end up in this film? The man who led the SGC for SEVEN YEARS deserves so much more respect!

Who's Sarah Palin?

@TheAirBear2000

8 жыл бұрын

+Diego Bareno The former governor of Alaska. She has a reputation for being ridiculously right-wing.