Guy: I'm finding this hard to beli- John: I don't care. *awkward pause* Guy: okay.

@fractalwave9661

5 жыл бұрын

Neo's passport expires on 9/11/2001

@RedPlaystationController

5 жыл бұрын

www.renegadetribune.com/smoking-gun-evidence-magazine-was-already-in-mosque-shell-casings-disappeared-mid-air/

@ibk97

4 жыл бұрын

I saw this comment right as it happened

@Paul-mq5yn

4 жыл бұрын

@@RedPlaystationController what a load of shite

"Well I'm a Helen Clark imp...well, I'm Helen Clark" Fuckn 'ell Helen "Well its true!"

I fully lost it when helen clarke pulled up

@BoobyTrap8

3 жыл бұрын

So unexpected. lols

Not knowing the difference between seriousness and comedy is actually a sign you're outside the matrix.

"I'll be the cool chick!" LMFAO

@RyanUsumi

5 жыл бұрын

Fucking hell, Helen.

@AwakenedAvocado

Жыл бұрын

Trinity isnt actually thst cool

Shorts and jandals with Jacket and tie. True kiwi

@bigtuberdong2189

5 жыл бұрын

Legend i finished your sentence

@shadowbanned5164

5 жыл бұрын

The guys a reporter a true Kiwi would beat the shit out of him as soon as he opened his lying mouth.

@mathewjensen6903

4 жыл бұрын

@@shadowbanned5164 He's not a reporter though. He's a comedian.

"i don't know what's comedy or what's serious" - then you're outside the matrix!

„I dont know whats comic and whats serious“ - „well theb you‘re outside the matrix“ actual deep stuff right there

@BenWills100

Жыл бұрын

no it really isnt

"I thought we were going to dress up as the Matrix!" "I forgot, how's that?" Classic.

Helen Clark lady LOL

If I told you I'd have to kill myself. I don't know how but that's the first time I've heard that spin on a common phrase... I love it.

3:35 this man running the star dome is probably wondering how life events led to this

Is New Zealand a real place? Or just a state of mind? Because i want to live there

@banjopete

5 жыл бұрын

Triggered Troll , no it’s not real ,fuck off.

@kingtipuna1221

5 жыл бұрын

Not real

@triggeredtroll6466

5 жыл бұрын

I figured it couldnt be real. Otherwise it would be the last frontier on earth where non pc tv still exists. If you start to hear the words "courageous and brave" on your tv, then you will know NZ has been corrupted

@giantkiwi2.052

5 жыл бұрын

@@banjopete exactly

@banjopete

5 жыл бұрын

Triggered Troll , if I need advice from you , I’ll ask for it.

Helen Clark wtf lmao

I'm an Australian from Perth. NZ was on my list of places to go since meeting many Kiwi friends. But Guy Martin has single handedly pushed my want to go to NZ from a want to a need.

@ErnestTheElephant

Жыл бұрын

Who tf is Guy Martin

@drumboarder1

Жыл бұрын

My ex got deathly ill there and persuaded me to avoid it but like.. If I ever want to travel and have money, I'm swimming over

@thorgosh1475

Жыл бұрын

Guy Martin is the motorbike racer and truck mechanic. The boat that guy built is a great series. But different to this blokes stuff.

@socks2441

Жыл бұрын

@@ErnestTheElephant haha, i didnt even catch that. guy martin is awesome too though. he competed in the isle of man tt, crashed pretty bad. has a tv show where he does awesome stuff. he seems a bit autistic. but a good chap, with a lot of talent on two wheels.

@Aaron7508

Жыл бұрын

Reading your comment as I'm sitting at Perth airport on my way to Auckland

I can only aspire to be that bat-shit crazy when i'm that old. Godspeed Morpheus

@shadowbanned5164

5 жыл бұрын

lol I cant argue with that

@sumertavadia1705

Жыл бұрын

You mean morbius?

Guy Williams took the piss on one level, but this American conspiracy guy took the piss on the next level. Literally outside the matrix.

This deserves more views!

This channel is so underrated. You are genuinely slightly above mediocre. Rark on m8.

This is the all time best ever!!

Lol love these segments

i talked to John myself out west and might i say it was hard to get a word out :'D I know your feels guy HAHAHA

awesome. Thank you. :)

So a rock on the moon rolled down the slope of a crater and this proves.. what exactly?

@morriswest5370

5 жыл бұрын

How did it get up the hill?

@orange42

5 жыл бұрын

@@morriswest5370 The thing with hills, is that part of the hill is at the top, part of the hill is at the bottom. Otherwise you don't have a hill.

@santosl.harper4471

5 жыл бұрын

That Morpheus lives on the moon....

@ohtrueyeahnah

5 жыл бұрын

That the Matrix is a good movie

@MrWasa20

4 жыл бұрын

@dassaer1980 Roll back to primary school science mate

This just in: the moon doesn't exist

HOLY SHIT i went there on a school trip and Josh asked us if we knew Guy and he was like they came here a day ago or a couple hours ago i didnt hear him properly. I can confirm he said a day ago my friend was closer to him when he was talking so HELL YEAH JONO AND BEN and guy

How do you not know this already..

Man I gotta catch you at Uni man for real

amazing

This is funny as. But at the same time I do agree there is something up why did we never go back to such an amazing discovery and accomplishment surely there was more to see and experiment

Omg that magazine is a fucking hoot

This is literally an advertisement for the Matrix and nothing else.

Fuck I forgot you were there for a minute Helen 🤣

John is a bloody legend

I used to work a the place that printed the uncensored mag. This guy and Helen (red jacket and wig included) Would turn up in an old hillman hunter from the 70s for press check every couple weeks..they are the real deal people.if there was a movie based on them it would splatter minds.keep watching the skys people

@martyknox2218

4 жыл бұрын

Whoah..- the truth IS stranger than fiction! 👍👽

@judebroomby-garrod3426

3 жыл бұрын

facts

@judebroomby-garrod3426

3 жыл бұрын

people r 2 stuck in news nowadays

@patmiley08

Жыл бұрын

My first car was a Hillman Hunter. Still had a crank start! Fuck I'm old.

Holy moly.....

And Helen was there also

looks like sailing stones tracks

Hahahahaha ha. 😅🤣😂👍👍💫🧚‍♀️✨✨

1:20 The "carpark" where students eat lunch and no one parks their cars.

@xroadwalker

5 жыл бұрын

Dey can barely afford mi goreng noodux let alone gas😑

This cannot be real. If so, then we may actually be in a matrix

I thought the Nerds from Auckland University might talk some sense, imagine my disappointment. Your videos never cease to make me laugh.

dO i HavE A CaTEgoRy? nO!

I see weird shit going on everywhere i look

I have watched this video. Thank you Guy, you weirdo.

When I saw the thumbnail I thought that guy was harry potter

Met John at an expo once. Offered me a free mag, I started reading it and laughing at it. He seemed to think I enjoyed it, so he gave me two more to 'give to friends.' One of the best comedy magazines I have ever read.

This man is correct about everything. Fucken legend✊🏽

The bro sheamus!

Did anyone else think the guy at 1:42 looks like harry potter? he's not just a science nerd he's a fukn wizard

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

2:16

Too bad about the sequels

The first matrix is pretty good. The rest of them are just atrocious

Dunno why I'm taking this seriously but: A big ass rock skipping across the moons surface is evidence of life on the moon. k. Do they not need oxygen? Also, When I look at the surface of the moon with my scope... why is there nothing there but what we left there? Great show so far btw. News should be like this.

The matrix was a documentary..

How to break out of Matrix: 5g in silent darkness

The old guy looks like David icke

Im not sure what parts of this is comedy and what is serious.

*Guys were in the matrix*

Flip,this is classic.

Was that Nexus magazine ?

Fuck yea the matrix is a dope movie

McFuckin Major Tom. 👌

The guy who apparently knows about the truth doesn't know the word quadruple

Shit! NZ never used to be funny...What happened? Who hit the funny switch there?? I love this...As an ex-pat Kiwi, one of the main reasons I left was due to the serious lack of funny in my home country...All attempts at comedy on NZ TV always resulted in a dramatic nationwide spike in domestic violence, and suicides. I left because I knew I was about to become a spree killer if they aired one more episode of (insert any NZ comedy from the 1980'S here)...Now I know it's safe for me to go back home...Thank you

@socks2441

Жыл бұрын

haha, true. most nz comedy is pretty mediocre. british comedy is the best.

The Matrix is a documentary...

idk why but he reminds me of the guy from dark tourist??

Time to ask people If earth is flat?

_conclusive_

Hi hi prime minister.. sweaty hands..

Holy Ship did anybody else see Harry Potter wears Ron and Hermione

WAS ANY OF THIS REAL?!

helens got better looking

Okey but nz is just really good at shoving open thinkers into a comedy box

Guy Williams on joe Rogan when

@kurtkemp696

Жыл бұрын

Wait is it Williams

Neo's passport expires on 9/11/2001

@CharlieTV

5 жыл бұрын

9th of november 2001? whats significant about that date?

@ToddTinley

5 жыл бұрын

@@CharlieTV Lol, passports are listed as Day/Month/Year. I think Fractal Wave was trying to change it to Month/Day/Year.

@deevita7459

3 жыл бұрын

Chicago KJV in the USA their read dates as mentioned above I believe.

Shit a brick Jono, you ain't talked to me yet...

I’m looking to set up a support group for people who think The Matrix is shit. We’ve currently got no one to express this opinion to.

@socks2441

Жыл бұрын

i will agree the latest matrix is among the worst movies of all time. the third pretty average. but the first one was absolutely fantastic, and the second if memory serves was all right too.

But flat earth

disparo mata infancias

crematorios mata infancias

Guys low-key cute

just another seppo...

Ben pls comment back. tonight I am having a Ben burger for tea. I love you guys. it would be a dream come true to meet yous. soon I will have Jono burger. you guys are what I want to be like. yous are the star's of my life pls shout me out. I also live in New Zealand too. 💜💜💜

I remember when matrix spoofs was kinda a bit old hat five years after i saw it in theater. And then kinda even oldier hat five years after that. “Do i make u randy, baby?” Do i? Fucking shites, can’t tell if they wanna do a jokey joke, shit on conspiracies, or do that bit where they appeal to nimrods or “the teet” by acting like humorous intellectuals who aren’t trying to steal a buck from the early 2 thousands. Cuz normies and smarties totally watch ur shit. Ha. They don’t! We did watch the matrix, however. Smarmy, four letter, half wit sooth sayers, as it were. Go on!

Why do all the cracked out Americans end up in New Zealand

@nzr8227

4 жыл бұрын

@@abigailbramble6774 Yeah Im pretty sure they did. I think he is currently serving time in a Hawaiian Prison

Wtf is guy wearing

Why are all conspiracy theorists absolutely nuts

@rickywestley6820

5 жыл бұрын

Ratel.H Badger tbh ,I think he’s sort of pulling the leg.

@joshfreeman7999

5 жыл бұрын

Why the haters so uptight?

@abbeylouise3608

5 жыл бұрын

Shane dawson has left the chat

Stop yelling

He has to be american didnt he. Typical.

sad.. poor guy thought you might be a decent human..

Watching the clueless Guy Williams try and make sense of what this guy is saying is a joke.

Stupid shoe. Utter nonsense.

It’s funny and all, but all this does is reinforce the pejorative term “conspiracy theorist” and equate it to unimportant things

@a1ethioS

5 жыл бұрын

Not to mention trivialising the very real FACT of lunar habitation.

@9ner

5 жыл бұрын

great insight mate

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God dammit Guy Williams. You're right on the brink of a major discovery and you choose to take the piss and quit. I'm quite disappointed.

New Zealanders are poorly served by their media. I thought the days of goofball idiots doing unfunny stupid things in the media was over. Apparently not.

Dear New Zealanders, You don’t have an accent, you just all speak wrong.

@SpySappingMyKeyboard

5 жыл бұрын

Don't pack a sad mate.

@kakapomax

3 жыл бұрын

Tosser

Guy is so Lame