Is it me or did he come out of prison waaaaaay smarter than his boys now. Dudes been reading inside or something .

@danielcresswell3104

3 жыл бұрын

Compared to his mates, he's had 3 years with no glass bbq.

@mystic2982

3 жыл бұрын

Because you can't smoke meth in prison

@deprimat666

3 жыл бұрын

@@mystic2982 lol yes you can drugs are way easier to get in prison compared to outside

@louisbarreto8442

3 жыл бұрын

Mate you made me lmao 🤣 😂 😆

@laylanddawson2294

3 жыл бұрын

He’s just sober, you’ll be surprised how smart most people are before drugs

Good to have New Zealand Today back. Also, can we give a round of applause to that lads that threw the man a surprise BBQ? What absolute bros.

@rhiannonhooper1508

3 жыл бұрын

The glass one? Let’s not after 3 years sober lol

@striklylow

3 жыл бұрын

The fukn Booiiiiz👏👏👏

@kenlee-97

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sefomahutonga in the ass!

As a Canadian I am very happy to see the man, the myth, the absolute legend return. When we needed him most he arrived!

@mistyhunter

3 жыл бұрын

You realize New Zealand is nowhere near Canada, right?

@torra1382

3 жыл бұрын

@@mistyhunter your point tho?

@kahiracarroll954

3 жыл бұрын

@@mistyhunter lol it's an honor that someone all the way from Canada watches this programme.

@cg1906

3 жыл бұрын

As a fellow Canadian, i also enjoyed this. New Zealand is basically a province of Canada tbh

@feonixo

3 жыл бұрын

@@cg1906 You wish! Canada is a province of the USA ;)

The aro valley window washers are his mates 🤣🤣

@matthewdawson9364

3 жыл бұрын

Knew I'd seen one of em somewhere 😂

@raymondsanders6424

3 жыл бұрын

The best comment

@davesmurf6693

3 жыл бұрын

Curious

@asto7795

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@newt8wn948

3 жыл бұрын

@@matthewdawson9364 babababa Wellington town

jesus he's had three years to sober up but his mates are death warmed up

Yo John’s a legend bro... lost the Girl and the Monkey, went to prison and still came out incredibly optimistic!! Shows you how anybody can get anywhere no matter anywhat, truly awesome!! Keep on dreaming!!

@adoskorkados3012

3 жыл бұрын

Alot of John's get the girl back plans involved criminal activity, John is the ultimate Anti-Hero.

@immeimme1732

2 жыл бұрын

@@adoskorkados3012 he’s a hero in our hearts goddamit

@pissiole5654

2 жыл бұрын

Lost his teeth too haha

@JonCombo

11 ай бұрын

He might still have them.@@pissiole5654

John's mates make him look like a Stephen Hawking grade genius. What a legend.

Awesome perfomance Thief Ledger. 🍻

@NewZealandToday

3 жыл бұрын

Haha can't believe we didn't think of this.

@onebee4369

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@chrisbevan1121

3 жыл бұрын

Giggled

@Joniedge

3 жыл бұрын

Teeth Ledger

Guy "we can only afford one singing lesson" Also guy: "I'll give you everything we have to come to the cricket"

Damn his dental job is impressive, wouldn't have known he lost his teeth

@gary3074

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks taxpayers

@LureThosePixels

3 жыл бұрын

@@gary3074 ahwell, better chance he'll get a job now

@slamyourheadin9449

3 жыл бұрын

@@gary3074 get over yourself...

@cyberdyne9480

3 жыл бұрын

@@slamyourheadin9449 grow up

@crf450rl

3 жыл бұрын

Since when did the government provide free dental care?

$600 and she still wouldn't sign the release! LOL

Me and that guy live in the same city with the same laws yet he got more time in prison than the guy that stabbed my dad 3 times infront of a bank.

@viewsONTRENDING

3 жыл бұрын

Fucked aye

@michaelstewart9308

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah but did the guy that stabbed your dad try to steal a monkey? Didn't think so

@sprintershepherd4359

3 жыл бұрын

@@michaelstewart9308 lmao .. thanks you're funny

@danielandrews1801

3 жыл бұрын

@@sprintershepherd4359 Not funny for Trix whose dad was stabbed three times...

@sprintershepherd4359

3 жыл бұрын

@@danielandrews1801 yeah you're right , i mustn't have read it properly . and thought he was being hypothetical . apologies Trix

The meanest groundshock ever 😂😂

Those monkeys in Wellington zoo are gangsta asf I can see why he wanted one 😂

Is this show Kiwis' national treasure? cheers from Croatia

@lxr1dr

3 жыл бұрын

Bloody oath is it

@MatthewAndThings

3 жыл бұрын

Nah, that would be Flight of the Conchords.

@kahutiarisk8075

3 жыл бұрын

Definitely

@oramonika9758

3 жыл бұрын

Fucken aye lol

@01claudLO

3 жыл бұрын

Im sure its controversial with some people thats why its awesome cause Guy just rocks up to anyone and interviews them, doesnt matter what you did in the past, youre still a kiwi and one of us :p

Mmm Monke

@mjw789234

3 жыл бұрын

Monkey cheese!

@pravineshdayal4489

3 жыл бұрын

Hey i know you

@toxicale72

3 жыл бұрын

Monke strong together

@_Tak3n

3 жыл бұрын

wait jongo new zealander

@ch4se

3 жыл бұрын

you saved me.... why?

"what are women in to?"......"womens rights?"......."yeah the misses is real into that lately".... hahahah fuck i love my country

@brutallyremastered4255

Жыл бұрын

Ha ha - good catch.

Dude didn't deserve 3 years 12 months maximum even that's kinda nuts

@fightperformanceindustries4411

3 жыл бұрын

He didn't get that haha didnt even go to jail for that charge was lots of more serious stuff, plus he killed the monkey

@deprimat666

3 жыл бұрын

@@fightperformanceindustries4411 Hahaha wtf did the monkey die?

@sprintershepherd4359

3 жыл бұрын

@@deprimat666 its not funny if the monkey died .. so what's with the Hahaha bit ?

@honeybadger4660

3 жыл бұрын

@@sprintershepherd4359 haha

@danielandrews1801

3 жыл бұрын

@@fightperformanceindustries4411 Pretty sure the host said the monkey escaped.

I’ve missed you Guy. Thanks for getting back into the saddle again

can you imagine being in prison for 3 years because you stole a monkey, jesus

@adoskorkados3012

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine being the monkey telling the other monkeys, " yeah, I'm sort of a big deal. Now fetch me my banana "

@elgigante7081

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah and that this video is what he gets up to as soon as he gets outta jail

@mitseraffej5812

3 жыл бұрын

To make it worse it was to impress a woman.

@robobuzzin

3 жыл бұрын

they make it all seem like a harmless mistake but the monkeys were traumatized and injured.

@01claudLO

3 жыл бұрын

@@robobuzzin Im sure the injured/traumatised monkeys were glad that he was properly punished for his crimes

There was something genuinely eerie when the singing started over the PA system 😂

@01claudLO

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah the cricket stadium got actually interesting for once, very eerie

@dazem5418

3 жыл бұрын

@@01claudLO 😂

I was enjoying watching this but I ABSOLUTELY LOST IT at the tongue part 😂 he was so ready

That ‘coming home party’ was IQ deficit.

Just waited a year for NZT to come back for the piece to be about a redemption arc of a dude who stole a monkey from a zoo and went to jail. Love it. 👏

The characters of Aotearoa go unmatched haahaha

lmao that sentence about the will smith CD was a reference to the music video of em and dre's guilty conscience

@abrown2130

3 жыл бұрын

That's dope

@Triattt

3 жыл бұрын

I don't get it... Care to explain to my dumb self?

Disappointed that I saw you filming this in wellington but I didnt make the cut

@leew6063

3 жыл бұрын

Aww poor baby

@STOG01

3 жыл бұрын

That's the thing though, innit? If you'd offered to dress up in a monkey suit you just may have made it!

@katiejenkins7016

3 жыл бұрын

@@STOG01 Ahh true, I know that for next time

3 years for attempting to steal a zoo monkey. You could meth-rage, coward punch, kill someone and get less time for manslaughter.

@yehheapsmadaybut

Жыл бұрын

maybe google what else he did

Love it when the boys shin kick me in the face, best memories 🥰✨

I laughed, I cried, Beautiful. That was brilliant entertainment.

Welcome back! Cheers from Vancouver B.C!

Hahah! "A glass bbq!". 🤣🤣🤣 METH TILL DEATH

Guy Williams mate that was a gold story what an absolute legend of a broadcaster seriously entertaining!!

best piece of investigative journalism the world has ever witnessed

Brilliant - so pleased you are back!!!

Imagine a crossover episode with Andrew from all gas no breaks

We can’t afford two lessons lmao this is so kiwi I’m laughing my ass off

Omg. That was the best segment so far.

Man he's better off in jail than hangin with that lot.

@yehheapsmadaybut

Жыл бұрын

You can't shinkick your mate in prison though.

My Favourite Episode from all of New Zealand Today. I'm the biggest fan of the show! I rewatch the episodes all the time. Smoke some spots, put this on and I'm laughing my arse off 😂 It's the best!

That was awesome 👍🏽 thanks for the laughs Guy .... bro I hope you got your girl , great effort and choice of song I thought the brass band was a classy touch maybe a few more visits to the karaoke bar and yeah who knows? 😎

Thankyou for making me have a laugh😂 just what is needed in these screwed up times

This is exactly what my life has been missing #guytime

this would make a mean Sacha baron Cohen movie

Great to have this series back!!!!!

Yaaaay I love this show!! I’m so glad it’s back!

@nussnougat5462

3 жыл бұрын

Yes! Me too!! I love to see the show with my girlfriend!:)

the earth is finally healing :) GUY WILLIAMS IS BACK!

I was not fully convinced to move over from aussie but this made my decision 100% moving to welly

@caelhanlon853

3 жыл бұрын

Bro choose literally anywhere other than Wellington lol

@robinharris1837

3 жыл бұрын

@@caelhanlon853 Bruh Wellington is on top and will always be

@slamyourheadin9449

3 жыл бұрын

@@muhammadhuzaifa8282 of crackheads yep.

@caelhanlon853

3 жыл бұрын

@@muhammadhuzaifa8282 I just spent 6 weeks down there on a course and couldn’t get away quick enough, but each to their own I guess

@socks2441

3 жыл бұрын

yeah. i only know one person from welly. and they are a true kiwi. they cant stand auckland. and neither can i. dont know why i still live here. that being said if i was to move it would not be to another city.

This is absolute Gold, I've missed this

Guy Williams always cracks me up 😂

The Glass BBQ lol

@josephiosefa7260

3 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

@samthesr20man

3 жыл бұрын

Roll the bowl bois

Welcome back Guy!

The cookest story with a perfect ending. Ahhhhh~ you've done it again

freaking aaaaawesome !!! 👍🏽 where are you Kiwis? thats good stuff here

Was worth the wait. Bloody legends.

The whole world in a pandemic: Meanwhile in NZ: i LoVe yOu bAbY

This is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

major eminem throwback wit that will smith cd line lmao 🤣🤣 @1:29

Idk how you guys produce this shit but it's gold.

Truly beautiful segment

how do you call this village type of people in nz?

That's the funniest collection of cluster fucks I've ever seen, awesome!!

Finally we have our finest New Zealand journalism segment back ✊

3 years. That's a bit steep.

So glad NZ today is back :)

I don't know what's going on out there but I appreciate you guys.

@unclebimgoldfinch5134

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t think anyone there knows what’s going on but we will just go with the flow

Is that Miramar prison? Not even running right......

Happy guy is back! Man is a legend

Fuck can't believe this fella taught me how to window wash lol much love my brother John

My girlfriends aunty ripped the company she worked at off of nearly $150,000 over a 3 year period. She got 2 years and was out in just over 1. And he gets 3 years for stealing a monkey? That's some fucking weird shit right there!.... lol

Haha I almost forgot about this incident 😂 Thank you for reminding me 😁 Good news mate

Okay that plan to get the girl back was smooth 👌❤️

Real chatty after 3yrs jail..1 good thing he looks healthy

Love the content 👍🔥

SO glad this is back!

Keep this series going

Oh how I missed you guys!

I trust that the creators of this had knowledge that she was single still? Because if not or if it was just assumed she would be... cringy idea and move. However if they knew she was single, nice move and attempt. Worst singer I've ever heard.

So happy Guy is back

A glass barbecue hahaha

Hahahaah bro you have balls you’re a crack upppp. A glass barbecue lmaooooo

Oh man. Absolute classic! Funniest thing I've seen for a long time.

I feel like three dam years really harsh....

Broooii this is Gold 😂😂😂🤘🏽

omg so glad this is back !!

This is peak New Zealand comedy no shit

Seriously the funniest shit on KZread !

the man the myth the legend guy williams lets gooooooo

That Young fella is destined to go far.... in New Zealand... 😅😂🤣

My favourite segment is back!!!

The real news. God bless nzt

As someone who has done some crazy shit and has been arrested on the drunken stumble home from the pub I thought he was going to say that he was hammered when he stole the monkey. I've no doubt that he was high but the fact he sort of planned it and seemed to have his wits about him is hilarious. Sidenote: Kiwi bogan's are very similar to Aussie bogans. I guess because our ancestors all came from the same place.

@brutallyremastered4255

Жыл бұрын

Whalers in our case.

Leshgo the best show in NZ is back

glass bbq? is he saying they smoke ice lmao

Guy: "was john high three years ago when he tried to steal that monkey?.. probably. Is he still high now? Definitely!" 🤣

Love this show so happy to have it back hahahaha

Fuckn amazing :) Welcome back Guy :)

Yes your back

My new favorite video EVER! 😂😂😂

Is this what meth in new Zealand looks like?

@josephiosefa7260

3 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

@sarahquill7423

3 жыл бұрын

Yes