New Zealand Today - Return to Marton
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In 2018 Guy Williams accidentally met Marton legends Josh and Issac who took him to their home town to sample the best Chicken and Chips in the World and in New Zealand! But when the video became successful on Reddit, an internet conspiracy was exposed, and Guy was forced to return to investigate.
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This segment originally aired on episode 2 of New Zealand Today, the new show hosted by Guy Williams, Friday nights 9.45 on Three! Catch full episodes on Three Now... Now!
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“I can see into the past what’s that called?” “Having a memory?” I’m dying
@juanitamoore4588
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
I think we as a nation need to rise up, and thank Guy Williams. Guy Williams may not be the most liked guy in New Zealand, but he certainly is the best at the moment. He rose out of the ashes of Jono and Ben, getting his own show on New Zealand Television. Because the only thing that I believe saving Jono and Ben at the time, was this segment. Guy Williams has the incredible audacity and willingness to travel around New Zealand to the places where no other reporter would go. For example, he's experienced the unnamed hell that is Levin, the mighty wrath of Dunedin's students, and even travelled to Tokyo to meet his somewhat close old friend Sonny Bill. He will do anything for his Country, and therefore should be highly respected. Even though some people might not see it, he cares about people and communities he has nothing to do with. He goes to places people might consider 'obscure' so that he can make a living along with his Crew, and make the few people of New Zealand happy. I bet if he wanted, he could go off around the World and do great things, but he doesn't. He stays true to himself, and is a real Kiwi. He's literally a Kiwi. He can't fly off anywhere else, but he moves around enough to understand everything around him. He's observant and passionate. Now I don't know if he still lives with his Father, but I really hope one day he finds true love, and a new place to live maybe. Guy Williams, I love you (non homosexualy) and so does the rest of New Zealand. You are an inspiration, and if I could legally as a 15 Year Old, I would vote for you not only for Prime Minister, but also for New Zealander of The Year. - Sincerely, Joe Shaw.
@jamiecollins6221
4 жыл бұрын
Joe Shaw fuckin oath
@epicgamer4721
4 жыл бұрын
G I live in marton
@astronz4560
4 жыл бұрын
Hard
@pinksnipez6036
4 жыл бұрын
Joe Shaw facts
@lilywaiedwards
4 жыл бұрын
Yass queen
"There's a lot of French people in France, that's for sure" - Josh...
@stephentuhuraperi2443
4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@bobbyknuckles1457
3 жыл бұрын
Daily wisdom
@595sunny
3 жыл бұрын
🥴🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Who else would binge watch a Guy Williams Netflix documentary
@brookgrace1832
3 жыл бұрын
Meee
@chicken_haver2111
3 жыл бұрын
Me
@jaimiemcalpine3331
3 жыл бұрын
Fuken oath 👌
@huh5195
Жыл бұрын
Mate I'm on a guy Williams binge right now, would absolutely kill for him to have a show
@Yukanhayt-Mhenow
Жыл бұрын
I binge watch these episodes.... Same thing
"Only Jesus Christ can protect you." Guy: "I was fucked" 😆😆
"I can see into the past.....what's that called? Having a memory? Yup I have a pretty good memory! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Aw where’s Isaac? Yea he’s sick Did you take him to the hospital Nah it’s burnt down 😂😂😂
Josh is like Guys long lost son 😂😂😂😂
@juanitamoore4588
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@anna-zs3oy
3 жыл бұрын
@@juanitamoore4588 More secrets and mysteries to be uncovered in Marton. is this why Guy is so drawn back to the town. A long lost son.
@j.t.s8618
3 жыл бұрын
True tho! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
YOOO THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN
@happytoday333
4 жыл бұрын
Is that a budget yeah the boys?
@stevethea5250
4 жыл бұрын
@@happytoday333 it's bootleg finesse
Oh. Dear. God. Marton is legitimately scary. Not the ghosts though...
@stevethea5250
4 жыл бұрын
Some back of the envelop calculations I found fun: Assuming the winner is on the current median income, doesn't change their lifestyle and does nothing other than pay themselves the wage they would otherwise get, if they won the total amount it would still last over 500 years! If they paid themselves as much as the prime minister (which is admittedly low compared with say the CEO of a bank) but more than enough to live very comfortably it would last over 180 years. It is a given that most people would make several very large purchases initially, like a house, holiday, car/s etc, but even with these purchases coming to say 10 million they could still pay themselves like the prime minister ($549,250) for over 160 years If they spent 10 million up front and did nothing investment wise except put it in a term deposit and live off half the interest each year they would grow the principle and pay themselves a salary of 1.35 million.
@elsqueezy5459
4 жыл бұрын
@@stevethea5250 what are you on about?
@stevethea5250
4 жыл бұрын
@@elsqueezy5459 foregone conclusion, a. 1. An outcome regarded as inevitable, as in The victory was a foregone conclusion. 2. A conclusion formed in advance of argument or consideration, as in The jury was warned to consider all of the evidence and not base their decision on a foregone conclusion.
@taliatyson9200
4 жыл бұрын
Thank you, its home for me 😅
@vayahslifevl-squad4497
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂
guy is truely a new zealand icon
@banjopete
4 жыл бұрын
ARS GREEN don’t agree, sorry everyone.
@kingspaztic8290
4 жыл бұрын
@@banjopete so guys next wenesday don't forget to bring your picforks to the Peter olsen sacrifice ceremony
@pearce8365
4 жыл бұрын
ARS GREEN hard case
@banjopete
4 жыл бұрын
@@kingspaztic8290 Wednesday, pitchforks, away you go!
@Yukanhayt-Mhenow
Жыл бұрын
Just like the comedy god before him named Guy as well! Remember "that guy" Moon TV Hellers advertisment for you younger ones!
Bros and sisters who run this channel. You need to get these two young fellas, Issac and josh on more often. Teach the duo comedy, teach them drama and acting make them big, they need the gig :')
I wonder if they got more chicken
@umosay
4 жыл бұрын
literally chicken and chips in the video
@Rorowenoa_Boro
4 жыл бұрын
Romantic chicken and chips
@TaylorL333
4 жыл бұрын
@@umosay i commented this before they were shown
@pearce8365
4 жыл бұрын
táyl ø that was retarded then wasn’t it
@azharuddinaktar1470
4 жыл бұрын
hello i am of proper build i can buy chicken
I love this omg please have more New Zealand today
@davidkak1354
4 жыл бұрын
hey kalash
@davidkak1354
4 жыл бұрын
studying for calc bro?
@Tom-sr6hd
4 жыл бұрын
Sup kaveesh
@kalashdesai143
4 жыл бұрын
To scared to, Martins pretty close to us
@whybolo9793
4 жыл бұрын
I love Aotearoa New Zealand and its people
Josh and isaac are the ones haunting marton
The most anticipated sequel ever
“AFCKNCHUR”. 🤣👍
@blackflagqwerty
3 жыл бұрын
AFCKNCHUR!
@kvlzest4533
3 жыл бұрын
ghee that what my uncle who said afcknchur
@tama-a-tumatauengahiku3647
3 жыл бұрын
@@kvlzest4533 Maybe it was the bro JayMuck! XD
@ItsSliWill
3 жыл бұрын
@@tama-a-tumatauengahiku3647 AFCKNCHUR
@juanitamoore4588
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
The grunge ginger is the real mvp
@taniawilliams14
4 жыл бұрын
James OBrienNZ totally lol
@mattychristian
4 жыл бұрын
I haven’t seen an Echo Unlimited hat in a HOT minute.
@richardblackler5953
4 жыл бұрын
Lmfao he’s a nutter bro I know him
@MyLast2Braincells84
4 жыл бұрын
@@richardblackler5953 whole family is nuts
@westsideAUKILANI
4 жыл бұрын
@@richardblackler5953 he is a fucken national treasure you knob jockey
- Where the fucks Isaac. “Oh he’s sick” - Did you take him to the hospital? “Nah It burnt down” 😂😂 This is the funniest
@sonnyblack6121
3 жыл бұрын
" Fuck it did "
The way they embraced one another after the time apart. So wholesome and great!
Guy needs to talk to Jesus's best friend Mary Lin.
@gracebrown3074
4 жыл бұрын
I died reading this comment 😂😂😂😂
“It was ‘Martin’, the ghost from Marton”
Massive credit to the young fellas stepping up again. Hilarious shit.
The guy with Guy, needs to be on tv more. He’s gold.
@louisenicholls682
4 жыл бұрын
Josh is brilliant
I hope this one is 10+ minutes. Legends.
@Piesfan35
4 жыл бұрын
you know you can see how long the video is right?
@lugzj3696
4 жыл бұрын
@@Piesfan35 not everybody has that ability mate. The ghosts only let you see what they want you to see..... lmfao!
@YusuphYT
4 жыл бұрын
marcus knox lmao
@CharlieTV
4 жыл бұрын
@@Piesfan35 I couldnt
Okay, but was Isaac sick, or did he go missing 😂🤭
@vlone3858
4 жыл бұрын
Best
@scout1011
4 жыл бұрын
his jesus freak mum didnt let him go
@kalebnolan8343
3 жыл бұрын
Isaac has been replaced
@brookinghouseof9457
Жыл бұрын
His Mum grounded him in the name.
Please make more of these and bring these kids with you 😭😭❤️
This is too funny bro give josh and izzac a job man
I thought we had a shit-ton of halfwits here in Scotland…I’d _love_ to go to NZ now. I bloody love Guy and the folk he finds 😆
@ThePoohat
Жыл бұрын
Dundee alone has more half-wits than all of Australasia
What is this absolute TREASURE of a KZread channel that I’ve discovered?!
I'm only on this channel for one reason. Guy Williams 💛 He's such a bro. Learning so much about kiwi culture from him. It's fascinating to me as an Englishman, who just started living here 😅
I matched with that young ginger lass on tinder, she unmatched me because of my star sign, definitely dodged a bullet there LOL.
so excited ngl these two are kiwi icons
“There’s a lot of French people in France thats for sure” 😂😂😂
Str8 up every episode I watch. Cracks me up 🤣🤣🤣 u da man Guy.
There’s are lot of French people in France that’s for shore
@Bulltardwin
4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@LogieT2K
3 жыл бұрын
“Shore”😂
This whole channel is the lockdown entertainment that I desperately needed. Thank you Guy
Guy wearing his old Nelson College tie is too real!
This is the most anticipated sequel of the year
put guy williams on the $1000 note
Lol when the paranormal investigators are like "what you're doing is bullshit" 😂😂😂
Thank you Guy for putting a smile on my face :)
“No, only Jesus Christ can protect you.” “I WAS FUCKKKED!” Hahahahaha!!
the red head guy should have his own KZread channel doing comedian reviews and interviews lol
Josh and Isaac need their own show/channel. 🤣👌
These have to be the funniest vids on KZread right now
This is what New Zealand needs, a real hard hitting journalist. New Zealand Media take note.
why does the beginning of this feel like the Nz budget version of buzzfeed unsolved
Why did KZread take down the video of guy Williams and the mobster, that was a good and crack up video.
@harryarmstrong-coop3207
4 жыл бұрын
Lance Katipa probably cos he said gay
these three could have the best tv sitcom new zealand has ever seen.
I cannot comprehend how you only have 190k subs. There is something terribly wrong with this situation lol. Keep it up fella!!!
New Zealanders are hilarious!
thing is that this is actually something creepy but guy and his editors know how to make it watchable and comedic
Marton is probably the swingers capital of New Zealand.
@ManaKana08
4 жыл бұрын
yeh buddy nah it’s not lol
I'm honestly loving the Guy content. Keep uploading!
Bruh this is so crack up can’t wait for next week
This is pure gold comedy
This is utter genius! We need more!!!
You kiwis funny asf.. love your humor
@everythingyt5341
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks
Josh: we need chicken n chips Guy: *pulls it out of his ass*
@everythingyt5341
3 жыл бұрын
Wtf
Josh has great comedic timing
This is comedy gold. Thank you Guy Williams for doing God's work
The legends are finally reunited
"May the power of Christ compel yah"
this still cracks me up. I had rugby training this night when they recorded this
Quality viewing, well done😎
Someone give Isaac a job on tv his a character
Ranga is the ghost. They have no souls.
When they zoomed in on his baby photo I lost it. 😂
.4.12 "So in Marton, we don't have McDonald's but we do have a subway. bro that cracked me up like.
I grew up in Marton and our house was like haunted haunted. My dad was dreaming about our house, weird rasps and voices in certain bedrooms, noises, Our cat ran away, our shedis always locked and we never go inside, our friends and family didn't want to visit us, the door bell would ring randomly ( we had the cops called and did a finger print test on the door bell and there was not a single trace of a finger print), weird knocking on windows at night, At night when you look out the window of our garden or yard you would see a figure, At night it feels like someone is rubbing your feet and touching you, you here breathing and etc. We moved out of the house and decided to stay in palmy. If you guys want to check out the house I'll give you the address. ( Only for Jono and Ben no on else)
I didn't mind this. Thank you!
HAHAHA bro said “i can see into the past”
"I can see into the past..." pure genius
@Bulltardwin
4 жыл бұрын
I have premonitions of flashbacks
I thought this was in America !!! now just found out how big and diverse NZ really is .... love it !!
“Ohh yeah where did that come from” Guy in the background: A FUCKIN CHUURRRR Guy answering: “A FUKIN CHURRRRRR”
6:53 - Awesome skit - Guy can barely hold it together for the scene climax which is hilarious
"Hes dead sick, not dead and sick" 😂😂😂
You guys deserve a Netflix series this series is fucking gold!
Just a bunch of guys who have unmedicated adhd. Premium quality 👌🏼
@chrisgould101
3 жыл бұрын
😅
Good shyt! Maintain this energy man! And I reckon invite these two to more episodes hahaha they say some stupid shyt, cracks me up!!
We need to see more of these boys!!!!
Omg FINALLY!!!!! I WAS AFRAID YOU WEREN'T GOING TO DO THIS
this is bloody amazing
The bravest souls the world has ever seen.
So much better than I thought it would be.
The subway joke was actually really good
I have a feeling these guys are gunna go viral.
Thanks for your service Guy williams you are a true hero, I salute you.
Really good content
That baby picture with the background music hahaha
Thank you for your bravery, Guy. I left Marton in 2011 due to the frequent hauntings, and my house's direct proximity to the Pavilion. I'm sorry for the poor bugger who bought my haunted house, but now I know I can safely return.
Isaac made this seem like a meme ahahaha
@WinterXI
4 жыл бұрын
lol half the town were god nutters and believed their town was haunted it was a meme XD
Hahahaha this is awesome love from Australia 😂
Was only thinking about this interview yesterday way random the red hair guys funny
Salty but safe boys, good to see them back on
Good content keep posting
“Built like a tank” 😂😂
“I’m a ghost buster” got me
I missed these two chuckleheads so much.