"...and what are you actually getting out of it?" "2-3 thousand dollars."

@patrickbateman6885

3 жыл бұрын

That’s a bit low

"Can you stop saying the N wor-he has a tattoo of the n word" has got to be the funniest moment in tv history

@kuntysonnn6999

4 жыл бұрын

*nigga

@Nantosuelta

4 жыл бұрын

those cunts were legends

@mumof3plusone650

4 жыл бұрын

There is humour then there is rasism, this is humour in many ways. Taranaki is not What it’s made put to be.

@ganjafi59

4 жыл бұрын

Generic KZread Memes wonder if he would survive walking shirtless through Compton

@katarainapikitiacrean-inuw1982

4 жыл бұрын

@@Nantosuelta correction we still are fucking #LEGENDS this is the 2nd time our iwi has been on the show.

Guy Williams and his team/writers are comedic gods. This shit is so consistently hilarious and I couldn't be happier to see it coming back.

@The-Real-Ando

4 жыл бұрын

Michael Iuzzolino he is the worst “comedian” in NZ. He has never been funny not even once.

@The-Real-Ando

4 жыл бұрын

Grish Nakh uhuh

@milanvujcich

4 жыл бұрын

Do you guys not know that different people have different senses of humor? lol

@michaelmano7261

4 жыл бұрын

I read a comment it was over, was devastated i only just found it. then i saw the latest upload was last week. so glad

@markkurylo6054

2 жыл бұрын

@@The-Real-Ando would agree 100%

this was crack up....guy didnt need to take the piss out of the place...they did that all by themselves. I loved Jesus's bff what a cutie lol

@mra6308

4 жыл бұрын

honestly 😂😂

@aviendha1154

3 жыл бұрын

Really I couldn't stand her lol. She was taking him to task like he should feel sorry for covering their racist bullshit. When I was thinking nah bro double down this towns full of racist lions club old ladies! Some of my best friends are Māori so I can't be racist against black people. That's somehow worse than the ive got a black friend thing.

@durian59

2 жыл бұрын

@@aviendha1154 chill bro

@sanbe729

3 ай бұрын

NZ is a funny place.

"If I paint my face black it means I'm in tune with black people"🤣NZ comedy gold👌🏽

That old lady was so sweet. Surprised no one is commenting on her. She was genuine, and cared for New Zealand as a whole. As an Aussie, she convinced me to visit your beautiful country (jks, I was always gonna visit, but she adds to the reasons why I wanna visit).

@TDub-dp2qp

4 жыл бұрын

Nah don't visit thanks

@mathewjensen6903

4 жыл бұрын

@@TDub-dp2qp LOL why so salty bro?

@crankfastle7919

4 жыл бұрын

Mathew Jensen for some reason we have this rivalry between us kiwis and you Australians. Idk why. We were a team back in ww2

@yasmin4281

4 жыл бұрын

nice lady but she completely swept the topic of racism under the carpet and made guy feel guilty about it questioning racists 😂

@yasmin4281

4 жыл бұрын

Grish Nakh looks like you need to do some homework bc racism is SYSTEMATIC my bro 💓💓

He's just exposing hawera meth problem

@neutron7791

3 күн бұрын

It's not meth it's Hawera...

Jesus' best friend: "And what are you getting out of this?" Guy: "Two to three thousand dollars" lmaooooooo

“How are you a city counselor by the way”?!?

too relaxed to care, too uptight to talk...this seeming contradiction sums up NZ on racial issues

@willliam1343

4 жыл бұрын

Yup!

@bensonhedges479

4 жыл бұрын

what racial issues? you mean the things people make problems because they get offended ?

@shadowboxing7029

4 жыл бұрын

When you post a comment and the very people you're calling out turn up to confirm it. Priceless.

@willliam1343

4 жыл бұрын

@Cowboy Scouser Sonny Joe Williams?

@baljeet7217

4 жыл бұрын

@@bensonhedges479 what about christchurch? There's racism everywhere you fucktard. Ignorant ass.

"I needed advice, so I turned to Jesus...'s best friend" hahah 😂

haha "Can I paint my face white?"

@TeRauhina10

4 жыл бұрын

No one would get it

@maxoneill5208

4 жыл бұрын

@@TeRauhina10 nz bro we would

@joshmcgarvey1805

4 жыл бұрын

Hard bro

@nicowild5139

4 жыл бұрын

Ken Shibata I'm white but oath they should name it the pig face parade

@TeRauhina10

4 жыл бұрын

@@maxoneill5208 I'm 🥝

I love this country. We are truly something else lol.

@thecoolestkidinkalkallo9621

4 жыл бұрын

rabidL3M0NS yeah you suck. NZ is trajic hates white people loves muslims

@BlackSlimShady

4 жыл бұрын

@@thecoolestkidinkalkallo9621 What?

@thecoolestkidinkalkallo9621

4 жыл бұрын

Kieran Bratson your seen it punk. Yo mumma eats catfood troll punk Ben Shapiro yeah you ate his sandwich

@BlackSlimShady

4 жыл бұрын

@@thecoolestkidinkalkallo9621very good troll

@thecoolestkidinkalkallo9621

4 жыл бұрын

Kieran Bratson bum

OMG Guy is back, AND I CAN WATCH THIS WHILE BEING IN AMERICA!!!!!!

@RockingMarshall

4 жыл бұрын

Me 2, watching from Sweden

@waLTron52

4 жыл бұрын

Fkn oaf! I can watch this while being in Inverness, Scotland!

@adoskorkados3012

4 жыл бұрын

OMG Guy is back. AND I CAN WATCH THIS IN MY DEEP DEPRESIVE STATE NOW, AFTER YOU REMINDED ME THAT BECAUSE OF THE MISTAKES I HAVE MADE IN MY LIFE. I AM NO LONGER PERMITTED INTERNATIONAL TRAVEL. I WAS ONLY REMINDED OF THIS BECAUSE YOU MENTIONED THAT YOU ARE ABLE TO WATCH THIS FROM THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. NOT YOUR FAULT, ITS MINE. P.S.WITH THE RIGHT TECHNOLOGY AND LOCATION. YOU CAN WATCH THESE VIDEOS FROM ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD.P.S.S. Nobody likes a Showoff.Joke.

@3_Hit_U_Quit

4 жыл бұрын

How can we watch 7 Days out of NZ?

@sophiaaitu6353

4 жыл бұрын

Watch the cougar boys oi there funny as

I'm so happy we're getting more Guy Williams! I'd only just stumbled across New Zealand Today when I heard Jono and Ben was getting cancelled so this is a lovely surprise.

@wordsandstuff1500

4 жыл бұрын

Jono and Ben got cancelled fucken ages ago 🤣

"What are you actually getting out of it?" "$2000-3000" Holy shit that's an awesome reply😆

Dear new Zealand, this channel kinda makes me want to visit. You guys all seem so chill. From random Aussie dude. 🍻

I like that he is pronouncing 'Hawera'correct because not many people do any more.

@kiwidee6564

4 жыл бұрын

lol I'm from there and I dnt even 👍🤣

@churmeks

3 жыл бұрын

@@kiwidee6564 lol then maybe you should 🤣👍

@jasonruka1665

Жыл бұрын

Haaaarrraaa

Jesus’s best friend,She’s not dead just busy that day “ lmao

I love how he always goes to the local council 😂😂

Guy Williams, saw your reddit post. Glad there’s a video out, I think you’re the perfect comedian NZ needs.

New Zealanders are like good hearted, decent, worthwhile versions of Australians.

@MIck-M

3 жыл бұрын

We know, most of em are here already haha Last one out turn off the lights hehe.

This was the most heartwarming feel-good story I have ever seen, I'm all teared up. Thank Jesus and Jesus's best friend for Kiwi humour

Just what I needed to watch at 4am

always blown away by the quality of these videos. The skill of your camera crew is appreciated. also 10/10 edit and sound

singing Michael Jacksons song "doesn't matter if your'e black and white" lmfao

8:52 "Can I paint my face white?" awesome 🤣

Very glad to see this on the You Toobs so I can watch from Strayya. Guy Williams doing what he does best!

"some of my best friends are Maori" ah yes couldn't forget to use that one

@chrisgould101

3 жыл бұрын

I'm not racist I have black friends

It's bloody hard not to dislike you these days Guy. You're slowly (really bloody slowly) becoming a legend.

“Can I fckn join in?! Can I paint my face white?”🤣

thank you for posting this here

“Yeeeeee I like that little giggle. High five!” Hilarious

1:51 "I love the black fucking face and all the black bros" lmao

@AwakenedAvocado

2 жыл бұрын

"If I painted my face black that just means I'm in tune with the black people"

*paw paw lion dude:* (n words) x 2323267 *Guy:* can u stop saying the N word? *paw paw lion dude:* shows tattoo of n-word instead

@kuntysonnn6999

4 жыл бұрын

Why say n word its nigga dont be a snowflake

@bottlenose.dolphin

3 жыл бұрын

@@kuntysonnn6999 how is someone being a snowflake for not saying a literal slur ??

@davejordan267

3 жыл бұрын

@@bottlenose.dolphin in nz we dont use it as a slur, we use it like how the Africans use it. As a term of endearment. We dont mean no harm when saying the word, weve been using that word for years bro

@churmeks

3 жыл бұрын

@@davejordan267 yeah well, you should talk to someone of African descent and see if they like others splurting out the n word. Come on, respect

@davejordan267

3 жыл бұрын

@@churmeks I have, and they sacked their nuts for some reason. We dont mean disrespect lol

I was in Hawera some 15 years ago. The big thing then, was that Hawera was the teenage pregnancy capital of NZ.

Oh man I'm way to happy to have more guy Williams on KZread!

“Before you hear my roar you will feel my paw”

how did i just find this channel it's absolute gold

The cuzzy that said he already has Santa’s job was crack up

Glad its back, I love these!

Those dudes on the roof 😂😂😂😂

@AwakenedAvocado

2 жыл бұрын

I love the black fuccin face

"but ill just have heaps of powerades" hahaha

@AwakenedAvocado

2 жыл бұрын

Tbh why powerade doesnt just wrote on the bottle dronk this shit for a hangover cos tbh mostly everyone drinking a powerade is drinking it to recover from a hangover because this is a country of binge drinking alcoholics

They just need to say "hey we fucked up, sorry" and then its pretty much sweet

@bigol9223

4 жыл бұрын

Sorry for what

@Rexmoona

4 жыл бұрын

You’re right

@Shan-dt3fz

3 жыл бұрын

@@bigol9223 For doing blackface?? Could they not just ask black people to join in their cause instead of painting themselves to be black?

@bigol9223

3 жыл бұрын

@@Shan-dt3fz could you not just mind your own business and stop treating black people like babies who get hurt by face paint on the other side of the world?

Great to have you back! Cheers from Germany

this is so kiwi im screaming

He just killed the ceo of racism

i love this country for this reason, not the blackface stuff but the people

@brookinghouseof9457

Жыл бұрын

What about now?

Just found this show..has to be the most underrated channel on youtube..keep up the good work & laughs! - From Canada

@nzboy546

2 жыл бұрын

I actually live in New Zealand and our most famous singer is probably stan walker

@jakewise5575

2 жыл бұрын

I'm someone who lives in New Zealand also. Stan walker is not actually our most famous singer, he is actually rather shit, hence why he could only get famous from an Australian t.v show. Not only do we have lorde and that other chick from the coromandal, (benefit or something maybe) we have the machete Klan and guy that stole the monkey from the wellington zoo. Stan walkers a nice guy though

I had to scroll back and watch it again, the little guy down the park doing wheelies with his dog, too funny.

Guy Williams: The Hero we Need Right Now!!!

@captaincracker8980

4 жыл бұрын

TrippleBeem jeezus, things arnt that bad.

We were singing MJ songs. Omg these people are so adorable

This was purely excellent

watched this on three cant wait for the next episode

7:20 this is 'hawra'

@chubbachuubs6199

4 жыл бұрын

Mabel 😂😂😂😂😂

@swerks197

4 жыл бұрын

naw its hara

@gamerkean3016

4 жыл бұрын

AHAHAHAH

I had to do my restricted asap and the only place available to do it was Hawera. I drove all the way from Hamilton and the town was lovely, everyone was so friendly and it had all the amenities of a city without the traffic and city idiots. I lived the town and I'd move there if I could

@brutallyremastered4255

Жыл бұрын

That’s great.

Black power dude funny af

This town looks lit asf

The more I watch this nzt stories, the more I want to live in New Zealand. All the locals are so damn funny

that was fuckn amazing. i dont watch normal tv anymore, ima need more uploads thanks

I just started watching these videos, and I used to not like Guy, but I love the show and Guy is awesome. Love it.

Worth every second!

The best town parade i eva saw on youtube

What's your emotional payback? Guy : come here, laugh at some people in hawera, Leave 💀💀😂😂😂

Fuck yes! I am so glad I still sub to this channel. I may not be a New Zealander but I fucking love learning about other cultures. Keep up the good work.

Facebook recommendations done right. This guy is hilarious!

This might b the best show ever

This really reminds me of Nathan For You. That show was so good!

need more of this

Wow the Furlong hotel looks amazing 😍😍😍😍

nicely done 💪🏼

BEST PART 1:52 and when the other bro backs him up😂😂😂 #ChurNzLESHGOOOO 😂

Guy your sad to that sweet lady😂 just kept rewinding their convo she was so serious and genuine.

i love guy this is real comedy silly , smart , and with heart

😂😂😂 Love this series, makes me miss home

Love your intro animation, any tips on how I could re-create it in After Effects? I use it from time to time. Great content as always too!

I didn't know new Zealanders could be so funny

ohh mate you deserve more views and likes.

I love these videos so much ❤️❤️😂😂

I really like this "guy's" show 😂😂😂😂😂

Everything with guy williams is fucking gold. Cannot get enough of this silly shit, thanks everyone.

Love you, Guy! X Guy Williams for Prime Minister!

Does this mean Jono, Ben and Guy are back? Or is it just Guy? Love watching these guys!!

@piabeach6947

4 жыл бұрын

No Jono and Ben just Guy

“It just looks dumb” 😂

i seem to be lost, this actually made me laugh so there's no way i can still be on the internet rn

Guy, come do Australia next. Your comedy is brilliant.

@joemama6710

2 жыл бұрын

Fuck Australia

That was actually to FORKN good Guy, hell yeah!! 🤘🤘🤣

3:05 funniest thing I’ve seen all day

@callum7081

2 жыл бұрын

@lllll I know im from nz its just funny the disconect lol

9:26 that kid is iconic!

great video clearly there was a misunderstanding and i love that motel looked really fancy

Holy heck he's back

This guys so refreshing and fucking hilarious😂😂😂

I love this guys show lol

Welcome back, brah

I can’t wait for guy Williams to be on seven sharp .

This is gold! A media-proof community!

You're a crackup Guy. Hahaha, this was awesome

I legit just commented on the other vid asking how I can watch this

@fakename3168

4 жыл бұрын

But do you know how to comment (I don’t)

@captaincracker8980

4 жыл бұрын

Fake Name I use to, but not anymore

That was brilliant

Oh my god, I've never laughed so hard