"you owe me a fucking car, bro" kills me everytime

@johndavies4498

Жыл бұрын

FUCK YOU ROY!! 🤣🤣🤣 it’s brilliant

@knifethrower9733

Жыл бұрын

Oh shit sorry 🤣

Life's been empty in the US without Guy bringing some NZ humor!

@resolecca

2 жыл бұрын

Luckily there is subtitles huh

@MyNamezSlimShady

2 жыл бұрын

Same here in Canada, mate

@blainesellars1548

2 жыл бұрын

@@resolecca You’re kidding are you

@resolecca

2 жыл бұрын

@@blainesellars1548 sort of but also not, when I moved here from America my mom is kiwi my dad is American it was very hard to understand people now I have a mostly kiwi accent but now my dad can't understand me

@blainesellars1548

2 жыл бұрын

@@resolecca out of it i’m a Kiwi living in Australia last 20 years I just found it strange that you said that as we all watch American shows every day but fair enough do you know what I mean found it odd I can understand if you’re in Southland down there even I can’t understand them lol

“Why should i pay for his car if i crashed it?” With an argument like that i almost feel like patrick owes roy a car bro

@daneilrafael4824

2 жыл бұрын

lmfao

@krismatic_

4 ай бұрын

Who knew he'd have a bombshell like that

Guy really is the GOAT New Zealand TV personality

@candycain2327

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah he's good but in saying that it aint difficult to be best, the comedy shows in NZ are nothing short of awful

@dragomilosevic4823

2 жыл бұрын

Absolutely.. His wife not so much

@xwhite2020

2 жыл бұрын

is there any others in the race?

@dragomilosevic4823

2 жыл бұрын

@@xwhite2020 mr ed the horse we have as a prime minister

@Megan-wo6km

2 жыл бұрын

@@xwhite2020 patty Gower!

I just sent this to my brother in the states to show him what NZ journalism is all about. He'll love it. In a brotherly way of course.

New Zealanders are just different. Good to see Guy after so long.

When he's mid apology & the car driving past drowns out his voice😂😂

@J.J.J.J.J.J.J

Жыл бұрын

rofl🤣

Roy Better Not Try And Say "Leshgo",Ever Again 😂😂

@Mokomoko1995

2 жыл бұрын

bro yes 😂

@njohn6981

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@J.J.J.J.J.J.J

Жыл бұрын

Thank you for clarifying. The subtitles said "Ikea" and I couldn't figure it out 😅

"I'm not gonna swear at him"... lmfao dude's a door knob, funny af though. Good shit guy

@u-neekusername4430

Жыл бұрын

Bang on!🤣

@J.J.J.J.J.J.J

Жыл бұрын

A lot of this is scripted via Guy. They are still hilarious.

"Ive learned my lesson" 😂😂😂 Man literally made my laugh break like I went through puberty again.

''My hands are in the Patrick Boyle!'' Wait, what?? 🤣🤣🤣

Guy Williams, you’ve done it again. Legend!

-"My hands are in the Patrick Boyle" "What?" "My hands and life are in Patrick Boyle" What a way to end the show.

@sarge_4412

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@masterroshimagazines4354

2 жыл бұрын

I think the Christian guy wants to fist his friend or something

@Kend00zums

Жыл бұрын

Bros autistic as hell but dang he’s wholesome

@tjmcbride88

Жыл бұрын

fuckin wild!

Ah yes the show that will get nominated for an award one day what a beaut

This is the best New Zealand journalist piece of 2022

This is just absolute pure gold, couldnt stop laughing

VPN had forsaken me.... and almost was gonna move back to NZ just to see this show.... but then jeebus smiled upon us and released this masterpiece on YT! All praise Jeebus and Guy!

"This platonic, heterosexual relationship" I love it

I love that Roy is constantly making sure everyone knows it's not gay, and then at the end he says "My hands are in the Patrick Boyle". Freudian slip?

@taylorlyons5644

2 жыл бұрын

Not at all big bro

@lincolnhobartmiller

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@davespanksalot8413

Жыл бұрын

A Freudian slip? Like when you say one thing but mean your mother?

@liamfinlay2039

Жыл бұрын

@@davespanksalot8413 it's more anything generally sexual slipping out from the subconscious into an expression. Like crossing the wires.

Guy Wiliiams you absolute legend.

They are a cute couple, good to see them back together again.

Thanks KZread for introducing me to this absolute goldmine of a channel

The no toenails part had me in fits bahaha

Awesome!!!! You never disappoint Guy!!! Thank you

he told him "don't slow down" when approaching the corner... there's no car owed bro

Life feels better again with another video from Guy.

This is the best. Man, I love you Guy, as like a big brother. ❤️

Brilliant!!! Cheers from Canada, amazing work.

Yes finally new episodes can't wait to watch!

Been waiting for more guy williams stuff!!!! The man!!!

I loved how he said life in the hands of patrick vail at the end🤣🤣🤣

Roy actively trying not to say anything sus the whole interview. Last 5 seconds: “My hands are in the Patrick Boyle” 🤔 “my hands and life are in Patrick Boyle” 🤔🤔🤔 “my life is in the hands of Patrick Boyle”

Man, this kind of content makes me cry. Need more of these ideas in the upcoming episodes 🙏🔥👍

"I'm calling the cops,on myself" haha wtf.

You are fucking brilliant Guy! for restore Patrick and Roy`s friendship mate, I love you

Lol good catch Guy! Impressed that you managed to lure him and others to your food festival 😁

"The Holy bread cost $5 more" Chur unty.. 😂😂

I literally watched this a week ago on Facebook and now seeing it here hahaha. Love it!

Great to have the show back.

Ive missed these. Thanks Guy!

great context, so happy it’s on youtube

I respect the call for one outs 🤣 Guy Williams,Paddy Gower and Tovo Obrien are doing some great journalism work lately 👏

Great to have you back Guy

"Sorry Patrick"...this is why we can't have nice things Roy

Met Guy in person a few times, and had the same reaction 😂 Dude's tall

@sheeeeessssh2990

2 жыл бұрын

@Patrick Boyle sup paddy it’s gaz from PHT 😂😂😂

That episode has got to be one of thee best! Well done ❤

finally.. the best show on YT returns

This was fantastic!

Funny and meaningful, love that New Zealand Today is back!!!

One of the greatest videos I've seen

This will bring joy to the world...like a big brother

Great humour. Reminds me about true friendship, steering wheels and NZ

Cheers from Germany for putting it on KZread!

Legend has it they are still driving towards the sunset to this very day

This is the best!! Missed these episodes

That was awesome, made my day and night

This is golden platinum diamond content

That was the best NZTV in yonks bro.

Awesome work 😂 nothing good happens after 7pm

legit the best show going period. Aroha from aussie whanau

“What would Jesus do?” Lmfaorotflomfg 😂😂😂😂😂

Next episode - the mystery of Roy’s missing toe nails

Actually, that was pretty good. Watched to the end without fast forwarding so thats a win, Guy.

I hate to admit this but Guy is probably our greatest satirical comedian ever. Funnier than even Lee Heart.

@hospitalcleaner

2 жыл бұрын

Lol nah Leigh hart is the goat

@proudkiwi7641

2 жыл бұрын

@@hospitalcleaner wow I really butchered his name huh lol. Idk guys pretty good but you could be right.

Finally let's gooo new episodes

I needed this.

Roy went to my school he was very "unique"

You are such a top bloke Guy!!! Gr8 episode.

Holy shit its Pak'N Save Ryan Reynolds

"The hands of my life are in Patrick Boyle!"

New Zealanders are the funniest group of people in the planet. I am crying rn

New Episodes! Let's go 😍

Roy is so terrified of the word gay hahahaa

*opens door* "Is this the christian food festival? ". 💀😂

Guy Williams is a national treasure

We all know a Roy.

Guy has restored my hope in humour 😜♥️

Good job again guy bloody legend

The cheeehoooo at the end got me 😂

Superb!

…New Zealand court of friendship 💀😂😂

i went to Kamo intermediate with Roy he was in the class next to me he was kind and nice fella

Bloody brilliant, life imitating art

YEAAAA GUY WITH THE ‘CHEEEHOOO’ 🤣🤣🤣🤣

awesome, thank you.

Yesss another episode ❤❤🔥🔥

Thank god ur back

Thank you for telling him to stop saying leshgo 😂😂

"I was under sober"

“I’ve always been a fulla of Jesus” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Loved it!

my sides lmfao these random dudes on the sidewalk too i cant

This is the best thing ever!! 🍻🍻🍻

keep tha videos coming brotha🔥

Yesss keep posting Guy please, I’m from aussie

Brilliant 👏

Brilliant!

Keep this series going 🔥🔥😂

Lets go ive been waiting for a new episode

Best one ever. Bloody hilarious