Next one gamer is addicted to pokemon cards girlfriend throws him out and instantly regrets it

@Cruscker

3 жыл бұрын

This sounds similar but someone actually died.

@bradyburpee4497

3 жыл бұрын

That would never happen especially of the gamer is 5’6

@avo1d528

3 жыл бұрын

She threw him out and his 1999 pokemon booster card pack and he got a holo Charizard

@Ownxer

3 жыл бұрын

Ok

@tdotitan8855

3 жыл бұрын

The day after? When he is out on the streets? Pulled A holographic charizard, if she never threw him out it would be THEIR charizard... brings a tear to my eye.

Those jocks are the nicest people I've ever fucking seen, they invite a random kid they don't know to drink, give him a cig, and even give him drugs for free LMFAOOOO.

@OHOE1

3 жыл бұрын

👌😉👌

@newname4941

3 жыл бұрын

True they seem like fun people to party with.

@stevemclovin1566

3 жыл бұрын

They are some real ones.

@JuanLopez-ss3mz

3 жыл бұрын

@@newname4941 fr, when you’re in a party, you ain’t there to be an outstanding model citizen

@epicgamer2820

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/p6BmuduOcridiLQ.html

I love how having glasses instantly makes you a nerd and having a tie instantly makes you a millionaire and eleminates the need for glasses

@iamepic6726

3 жыл бұрын

If you can afford a tie you can afford contacts

@_armoricat_

3 жыл бұрын

@@iamepic6726 Contacts are much less effective than glasses

@iamepic6726

3 жыл бұрын

@@_armoricat_ who cares about effectiveness when you can afford a tie.

@Memo-ut4tg

3 жыл бұрын

@@iamepic6726 wise words my friend

@nabileljefe_814

3 жыл бұрын

@@_armoricat_ you can go to an eye surgery man

“They didn’t solve the bullying problem, they just get bullied together” I lost it

@skeletonbuyingpealts7134

3 жыл бұрын

3:11

@justaguywholikeshentai9019

3 жыл бұрын

Monke together stronk

@matthew_natividad

3 жыл бұрын

And everyone clapped

@dorreyeet1529

2 жыл бұрын

And then they shot up the school

@tigranway2397

2 жыл бұрын

@@dorreyeet1529 "Kids Bully the Two New Kids, Instantly Regret It!"

Smokes *Next scene* "Calvin got diagnosed with cancer and spent the rest of his short life regretting that one cig"

@theworldofchachundar5628

3 жыл бұрын

Makes sense doesn't it?

@dhruvavikas1632

3 жыл бұрын

@@theworldofchachundar5628 you see , blah blah blah blah blah blah its dharman logic,so you see

@nome9752

3 жыл бұрын

"After drinking Calvin gets drunk trips and hit his head, becoming a vegetal for the rest of his life"

@andreteapot5758

3 жыл бұрын

If you’re really unlucky you could actually get lung cancer from one cigarette

@kiyorashi4205

3 жыл бұрын

After getting cancer, Calvin dies! 2minutes later: *Calvin respawns in the gulag and dies again,* {[(**INSTANTLY REGRETS IT**)]}

Ironically if anyone in real life acted like the bullies in this, they would probably get bullied

@retroscept

3 жыл бұрын

@J Dude Damn that’s crazy, but I don’t remember asking

@visiondaiii5265

3 жыл бұрын

@@retroscept ikr like even with my god eye sight I still can’t see how that’s my problem 😐

@iwantsexseemyvideo8642

3 жыл бұрын

ბობ

@h3nry155

3 жыл бұрын

If they offer you something and you decline it no one would really care

@visiondaiii5265

3 жыл бұрын

@@h3nry155 he’s talking about the new kids bully

"You can start by doing my homework." It’s smart to say that as loudly as you can in front of a teacher

@Hu-kun

3 жыл бұрын

Nahh the teacher pretend to not listen so they can target their livelihoods outside the school. That teacher planned out moving him to a new school by manipulating his dad's job offer far away

The moral of that second story is how the war on drugs ruins people's lives.

@rileyday6025

3 жыл бұрын

Fucking true

@destinmorrissey6058

3 жыл бұрын

They should change the name to "the war on fun"

@emporioalnino4670

3 жыл бұрын

Based

@OnlyTheJugg

3 жыл бұрын

@@emporioalnino4670 based acab

@atropa6053

3 жыл бұрын

Indeed, and college education leads to having an expensive car and a hot wife before the age of 30. Its true, ask any millenial with college education.

Are we going to ignore how the bullies are just speedrunning every drug

@maxpolaris6616

3 жыл бұрын

Are we going to ignore our protagonist turning on the flashlight when a girl asks him for a light for her cigarette?

@GloriousVibe

3 жыл бұрын

@@maxpolaris6616 he's "drunk" off budlight somehow.

@iwantsexseemyvideo8642

3 жыл бұрын

ხობის

@bagchaser4281

3 жыл бұрын

“Wanna hit” gives him a cigarette

@lawrencetalbot8346

3 жыл бұрын

Everyone knows budlight is the gateway drug to ecstasy

3 characters: Rich kid (gonna turn into bully by the end) Nerd (gonna turn into rich kid by the end) Bully (gonna turn into nerd by the end) It's like rock paper scissors

@epicgamer2820

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/p6BmuduOcridiLQ.html

@falafel2964

3 жыл бұрын

Class Advantages

@hambasri1053

3 жыл бұрын

Its all a never ending cycle

@myrepliesprobablydontmakes9571

3 жыл бұрын

it's the cycle of life for some people

@jakezepeda1267

3 жыл бұрын

Bully beats nerd Nerd out-smarts rich kid Rich kid pays off bully

Early-mid 2000s stereotypical depictions of American high schools left quite a mark on the whole world.

@fatalbert2055

3 жыл бұрын

I feel like the stereotypes in Dharr Mann videos are even more outdated than that.

@kiarara7014

3 жыл бұрын

Fr

@rageinternet9391

2 жыл бұрын

Dude, these are like 80's stereotypical depictions lmfao!

@dumbdead8835

2 жыл бұрын

Nah more early 80’s late 70’s

@featheryfemme

Жыл бұрын

These go back to the beginning of high school stories, lmao. Not just a 2000s thing. Probably most known in the '70s and '80s, Karate Kid, Carrie, that sorta thing.

the parents didn't even question the fact that he was wearing a jacket that they never bought for him or seen before

@okajix

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr that’s what I was thinking

@minimalthyme_gaming9886

2 жыл бұрын

He might've had an allowance and bought it

@TopHat2375

Жыл бұрын

Also they apparently didn’t hear any of that Loud ass argument they were having apparently?

I'm waiting for Dharman to release his magnum opus: "KZreadr makes fun of internet videos, instantly regrets it"

@Geodendronitrian

3 жыл бұрын

Lol, would love to see it.

@TheLastHylianTitan

3 жыл бұрын

Oh god he HAS to get Charlie to guest star

@namirakira7138

3 жыл бұрын

“A year after Charlie made fun of Dhar Mann’s video, Charlie’s life goes downhill. He constantly gets made fun of because of his height. He also becomes homeless and was unable to fulfill his dream of becoming a garbage man.” Charlie sits on the streets with a hat infront of him, then we see a hundred dollar bill placed into his hat. Charlie looks up to see Dhar Mann’s smiling face. “D-Dhar Mann? But why?” says Charlie. “Hey there Charlie. I see you have it rough.” “Yeah, I get made fun of because of my height, not to mention I’m homeless.” “Now you know what it is like to be on the receiving end after you made fun of me.” “You are right Dhar Mann. I am so-so sorry. I have been awful to you and I should have thought about what it would be like on your end, so why? Why did you give me this money?” “I change lives Charlie, it is what I do. After all, I have to think about what it is like to be on your end.” Charlie, touched by Dhar Mann’s kindness, breaks down in tears right there. ~Think about what it is like to be on the other person’s end~

@Geodendronitrian

3 жыл бұрын

@@namirakira7138 Lol.

@themangyfeline7

3 жыл бұрын

@@namirakira7138 “you see...” Dhar Mann proceeds to explain what he goes through when Charlie mocks his videos, causing Charlie to feel bad after the shocking reveal.

This man drinks a single beer and immediately his life goes downhill, makes sense

@resurrectedpa

3 жыл бұрын

Totally

@tomneu6937

3 жыл бұрын

@@w花b whoosh

@maritzaza

3 жыл бұрын

@@tomneu6937 wooooh

@shackilleuhdeal7462

3 жыл бұрын

​@@tomneu6937 whoosh What? The bigger joke is it being lite beers.

@kyle21843

3 жыл бұрын

i also love how the cops just fucking arrest everyone lmao every party ive been to where the cops show up either they just tell people to go home or they just tell you to keep it down and you get a warning

No human being will ever say “Nerds in high school are the ones who become cool as adults”

@matthew_natividad

3 жыл бұрын

Bill gates: are you sure about that?

@matthew_natividad

2 жыл бұрын

@Op Bhai and Steve Jobs?

@matthew_natividad

2 жыл бұрын

@Op Bhai that’s it?

@epichighslowsofhighschoolf3074

2 жыл бұрын

You were definitely a jock in high school.

@epichighslowsofhighschoolf3074

2 жыл бұрын

You were definitely a jock in high school.

Someone asking “you wanna hit?” then holding out cigarettes is one of the most out of touch things I’ve ever seen

@gallade1052

3 жыл бұрын

It's like a truth ad lmao

@uberefficent3936

2 жыл бұрын

I dont think they were gonna roll a joint and smoke it on the dhar mann set to satisfy you lmfao. like we all know what it was supposed to be

@benjamin._.mcalister1698

2 жыл бұрын

@@uberefficent3936 you realise in movies when they roll and smoke joints they don't actually roll and smoke joints right? If that was the case 90% of movies from the early 2000s would've been illegal to produce

@uberefficent3936

2 жыл бұрын

@@benjamin._.mcalister1698 I don’t see how that relates. Again they don’t need to put thyme leaves in rolling paper and act like its weed

@ninjafrog6966

2 жыл бұрын

I honestly thought he was handing out a joint when I heard that

*Dont bully the nerd he will live the next 3 years planning his Ultimate Revenge*

@awesomeh3621

3 жыл бұрын

By showing off his Tesla and suit in a parking lot for some reason.

@kxngkaidou4518

3 жыл бұрын

The story of the quiet kid

@Sonofadugg

3 жыл бұрын

"Kid Bullies Nerd, Instantly Regrets It When Shot In The Face"

@epicgamer2820

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/p6BmuduOcridiLQ.html

@Lil-Stupid-

3 жыл бұрын

@Alexis Gunderson You better run better run OUTRUN MY KNIFE! HELLO I AM JEFF THE KILLER

“They didn’t solve the bullying problem now they just get bullied together”😂😂

@Flawd101

3 жыл бұрын

LMAOO

@teejaybee0852

3 жыл бұрын

2v1 it’s a fair fight

@musabthegreat

3 жыл бұрын

I don't understand why do many people like a comment that says exactly what the person said in the video. Grow a brain man

@lxshya3992

3 жыл бұрын

@@teejaybee0852 lmao

@LeZylox

3 жыл бұрын

@@musabthegreat it's a reminder :)

“YOU GET TO PUT YOUR WEINER IN HER AND YOU DIDNT EVEN DRINK A BUD LIGHT!” That quote was moist

@skeletonbuyingpealts7134

3 жыл бұрын

6:48

@benblock_

2 жыл бұрын

So was his wiener

@ryan-xx1oc

2 жыл бұрын

@PlayerTwoSFM hol up

@skeletonbuyingpealts7134

2 жыл бұрын

@@ryan-xx1oc Doesn't work.

The kid was not peer pressured, they asked him if he wanted to. The kid 100% wanted to do all that shit. Don’t blame it on the athlete. He was being nice.

@PseudoShork

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@lord_miggs

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@sisir37

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@sharktvhindistories8870

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@Rysarod

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

Wait if the “cool kids” didn’t even like the “nerds” why where the “nerds” at the party in the first place? Wouldn’t they have not been invited

@RavenFrostwing

3 жыл бұрын

Good question most nerds are actually introverts so they wouldn't go to a party even if it meant saving their lives

@iwantsexseemyvideo8642

3 жыл бұрын

ვიცნობ

@JohnPerry27

3 жыл бұрын

It did look like they were trying to recruit the one guy.

@someasiankid6323

3 жыл бұрын

@@RavenFrostwing true

@brian.phillips1985

3 жыл бұрын

@@excision8725 Most of them are.

Jewish art teacher rejects Austrian student instantly regrets it

@iwantsexseemyvideo8642

3 жыл бұрын

ვინ

@detroid_ntr7689

3 жыл бұрын

This one is more like it! I take it you're an intellectual too, eh?

@detroid_ntr7689

3 жыл бұрын

@Bekhzod Musaev Ah, another smart man!

@CDRW24

3 жыл бұрын

Man uses the same exact joke spammed in every Dharr Mann reaction video, lives to regret his decision.

@epicgamer2820

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/p6BmuduOcridiLQ.html

6:39 when your crush says hi

The new kid just needed some Russian friends in school and he would be set

@dutchplanderlinde6277

3 жыл бұрын

In the name of the motherland of course

@kensukefan47

3 жыл бұрын

Not true. Am Russian and got bullied often.

@nikamiruashvili1571

3 жыл бұрын

@@kensukefan47 oh god hope you're ok man

@kensukefan47

3 жыл бұрын

@@nikamiruashvili1571 am OK. Don't worry.

@k._.24

3 жыл бұрын

He needed Indian friends

Now i start feeling like family with all the actors in the stories honestly

@Ownxer

3 жыл бұрын

Ok

@Cruscker

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ownxer ur mum

@chilihotdog7257

3 жыл бұрын

Dude I'm getting addicted to this shit

@JustaPersonTryinToHuman365

3 жыл бұрын

So you're saying it's the greatest show ever? Or Is it that you're just now realizing that the human experience is everywhere and this show is ahead of it's time?

@avo1d528

3 жыл бұрын

@@JustaPersonTryinToHuman365 Yes.

"The Nerds in high school are the ones who become cool as adults" - Sun Tzu

@epicgamer2820

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/p6BmuduOcridiLQ.html .

@viciouslady1340

3 жыл бұрын

I married a nerd and I couldn't be happier

@momkeybmalls8551

3 жыл бұрын

Question is now is what happens to the bullied fat kid after highschool?

@Momo-vl7ly

3 жыл бұрын

@ZannyHatesU Honestly from my experience nerds really don't go that far in life with the exception of those who focused heavily on CS, since they lack a lot of people's skills that are required to do most other jobs.

@iwantsexseemyvideo2929

3 жыл бұрын

🍒

So unrealistic, the teacher didn't even yell at a girl for her shoulder showing. smh dharr man

Remember kids,if you see anyone wearing glasses,they’re a nerd and if you wear glasses...you should never fight back and always cry in the corner

@awesomestunts

3 жыл бұрын

Yep

@raymaksus615

3 жыл бұрын

No then I would like to get bullied cause I know I will become successful and have a Tesla. I also get to see the bully as poor while me rich.

@youthoughtiwasjotarobutitw8642

2 жыл бұрын

@@raymaksus615 haha,nice dream but seriously n o

The Dhar Mann cinematic universe will one day have an Endgame.

@pamthespam6964

3 жыл бұрын

@@monikawronska6682 no

@iwantsexseemyvideo8642

3 жыл бұрын

ტვინოვანი

@EroSennin404

3 жыл бұрын

.... and instantly regrets it...

@theawesomeman2316

3 жыл бұрын

@@jaminjordonissexy1 I mean he doesn't really live sooo.....

@epicgamer2820

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/p6BmuduOcridiLQ.html

I’ve never understood to “bully the new kid”. Heck at my school every new kid that came ended up making a lot of friends

@fate715

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, they always immediately get popular but after a semester they start to turn into a normal student.

@spider-mancantsee5875

3 жыл бұрын

At my old school it was the total opposite way, new kids became the popular kids just by being new.

@noobletzzz1267

3 жыл бұрын

@@fate715 fax. 3 years later & My new friends still gaining more friends compared to me like wtf kek

@realsuperwolfes

3 жыл бұрын

Wish I was *that* new kid

@BigCheeseIsReal

3 жыл бұрын

at my school they just existed

4:52 its not drugs, its tic tacs!

How did the cops enter the house without a warrant, why would the cops just raid a house party? This implies the jobs went to a neutral judge to get a warrant just to arrest some highschool/college kids. If he took the drugs then how did he get arrested with drug posession? this would imply that the cops took him to a hospital and drew his blood, but this isn't doesn't really happen to some college kids just partying.

@ninjafrog6966

2 жыл бұрын

For real, most cops will get called, usually in response to a noise complaint and tell you to turn it down a little and leave. They don’t bust in like the fucking SWAT team and raid the house and arrest everybody for partying. Going to one party and getting wasted isn’t going to ruin your whole life, dude’s friend was a complete buzzkill who refused to see him drink even a single sip of beer like it’s some forbidden fruit. There’s nothing wrong with staying for a couple drinks and leaving, and even getting absolutely wasted is not going to ruin your life. The worst that happens after a night of partying is waking up with a hangover

I just love how in every 2nd video someone ends up becoming a millionaire xD

@epicgamer2820

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/p6BmuduOcridiLQ.html

@Lil-Stupid-

3 жыл бұрын

Ooh look at me I'm a millionaire now. I got a fancy suit and a nice expensive car and a hot girlfriend. LOL 😂

@christinatoo801

3 жыл бұрын

PAPA FLAMMY IS THAT YOU

@danielcrissinger1684

3 жыл бұрын

Never expected my #2 favorite math youtuber here

@Lil-Stupid-

3 жыл бұрын

@@re1ive456 LOL 😂 True

Free beers, smokes, and drugs and they’re invited to party with them. These are the nicest bully’s I’ve ever seen

@epicgamer2820

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/p6BmuduOcridiLQ.html .

@paulgotik

3 жыл бұрын

they would never offer those things, but offering them is not "nice" speacially to a kid who doesn't even know wtf he's doing.

@mrjustmet1

3 жыл бұрын

paulgotik lame 👎🏻

@imdamo8006

3 жыл бұрын

paulgotik nerd

@mr.milkman3893

3 жыл бұрын

@@paulgotik "nice glasses dork"

like bro this shit is actually worse than netflix films about high school, like this shit actually never happens the only thing keeping me here is charlie's commentary

@minimalthyme_gaming9886

2 жыл бұрын

at least this is fun to talk trash about with friends

5:40 Holy shit the drugs cured his eyesight! He doesn't need glasses anymore!

These skits are basically just the 'what if?' hero/redemption scenarios i used to imagine myself in while trying to fall asleep as a 10 year old

@creedstump0662

3 жыл бұрын

I knew a kid who fell asleep while thinking about different ways to torture his bullies

@poggestfrog

2 жыл бұрын

@@creedstump0662 I read that as how to torture his balls at first

@Bap-lt4ms

11 ай бұрын

@@creedstump0662Jesus

literally nobody bullies the new kid everyone will be curious about him/her for a week straight until they either forget he exist or praise him as a god who has descended upon our mortal realm.

@MasonBrown-qq7oq

3 жыл бұрын

Nobody really bullies irl anymore anyway, I've never seen it past year 8 & 9

@ItsKevin183

3 жыл бұрын

@@MasonBrown-qq7oq where do you live

@MasonBrown-qq7oq

3 жыл бұрын

@@ItsKevin183 like country or? And why?

@illestvillain1971

3 жыл бұрын

@@MasonBrown-qq7oq I've seen it sometimes, it's more subtle and more pernicious than before. It isn't the typical jock bullying nerds type of thing, more multifaceted.

@MasonBrown-qq7oq

3 жыл бұрын

@@illestvillain1971 I've seen some hardcore online bullying, but It wasn't all that common and was usually over some "macho man" trying to be a bully, who would then get their arse handed to them. The girls were bastards to each other though. (UK for the guy who asked, our school system's just as bolloxed as the US)

Nerd: takes his glasses off Also nerd: cant see so he falls over and dies

dhar mann is the type of guy who would rhyme "school" with "cool"

Watching moist watching Dhar Mann is my favorite leisure activity at the moment

@gabiruh8306

3 жыл бұрын

The only bad thing is the comments, always the same verified accounts with no creativity whatsoever, i'm not talking about you tho

@calebbrown8436

3 жыл бұрын

This is the last person I expected here

@warmateo6261

3 жыл бұрын

caramelldansen

@codinginflow

3 жыл бұрын

@@gabiruh8306 sounds like you're talking about me tho 🤔

@gabiruh8306

3 жыл бұрын

@@codinginflow Nope, Just saw you once in comment section, i am talking about the verified accounts that comment EVERY time before watching the video

has anyone actually ever genuinely made fun of someone for not wanting to drink or smoke? for the most part people will offer someone a drink to be nice and if they say no they just move and and don’t make a fuss.

@kenny42069

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah typically most people won't go out of their way to give their drugs to random strangers for free. People will do it, but they don't usually insist on it.

@Blobbyo25

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah people do pressure people to drink but it's not because they don't think they're cool it's more of a power thing. Making someone do what you know they don't want to do

@nai1729

3 жыл бұрын

yea, my friends r mostly stoners and they always tell me to smoke/vape and i always tell them no cuz i don’t wanna get addicted so they jus make fun of me, i don’t think it’s bullying but that’s how it is for most kids who don’t wanna do drugs where im from anyway

@The2Coolest2

3 жыл бұрын

Yep, I know people who do.

@99toyotacorolla

3 жыл бұрын

true. when someone typically gets offered a cig or a drink and they get turned down, they'll just understand and just probably offer juice and be courteous not to smoke near you when it's time to burn their lungs out. Dhar Mann is just way out of touch lmao

“I’ve seen it happen a million times” *surely an understatement*

6:45 im dead rn 💀

Moral of the story at the end: don’t give in to peer pressure or else you won’t be at the top of a company and a Gucci girlfriend to laugh in the losers’ faces in like a decade time later

@weebiron

3 жыл бұрын

Why can't I find no good men?

"They didn't solve the bullying problem, now they get bullied together"

@Erwin0912

3 жыл бұрын

@Isha yeah me too hahaha

When i was little the new kid was automatically the most popular kid for a good 3 months

Charlie: "You can be a nerd your whole life and never be cool" Me: "Well, of course I know him. He's me!"

Gus gonna come back with them pumped up kicks tomorrow if they’re not careful smh

@iwantsexseemyvideo8642

3 жыл бұрын

ვინ

@epicgamer2820

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/p6BmuduOcridiLQ.html

So we have the Asian kid with a decent build and a jawline and the Hispanic kid with that amazing curly hair, and they get offered to drink with the jocks and the popular girls. The jocks hang with them the entire party and like them enough to give them probably super expensive designer drugs for free. Yet I'm supposed to believe they're the "losers" because they're wearing glasses.

@ACiDRiFT7

3 жыл бұрын

I mean they are losers at that point technically, being young is all about taking risks and experiencing life. Being an adult is about getting a career, retirement, saving money, vacations and having a family. Best life is partying when a kid, go to college, get good job and have all the above. Edit: Everyone can stop with the strawman arguments, nobody said anything about addictions or specific drugs. That all comes down to your own choices/mistakes, if you don’t know how to fight don’t step into the ring.

@the_bottomfragger

3 жыл бұрын

They're drinking Bud Light so I wouldn't have much faith in the quality of their drugs lol

@harrisons62

3 жыл бұрын

@@OmiWatanube made me cry dhar is my inspiration

@chelle7344

3 жыл бұрын

@@OmiWatanube That’s a very generic quote that’s overused and it doesn’t have meaning. If you’re unattractive, you’re ugly. You can’t change how you were made, Just try to improve your looks using trendy styles, Enhance your features, Try new things. Confidence is attractive aswell.

@johnwhalley8270

3 жыл бұрын

Granted, designer drugs arent that expensive, but still, they were game to give him molly ciggies n bev n probably some chewies for the gurn. These guys are sick

3:54 That comment aged well

0:47 best laugh I've ever heard

The stereotypes are over the acceptable limit.

@MasonBrown-qq7oq

3 жыл бұрын

He pulled out the book of clichès and stereotypes,changed a few words, cut some stuff, and he had his formula

@ammagon4519

3 жыл бұрын

It's basically just Aesop's fable for rich people so they can somehow understand the life of a middle class

@davidburns7506

3 жыл бұрын

By trying to break stereotypes dhar mann just ends up making more stereotypes

@Baer99Z

3 жыл бұрын

Except also why is the Asian guy more fit than the jocks??? Dude looks like he just lifts giant dictionaries instead of reading them

@bobpro583

3 жыл бұрын

@@Baer99Z hahhaahahHAHHHAhAH

I’m genuinely concerned anyone thinks or acts like this. This fucking scares me. Who has this much lack of social understanding

@alikhidzam3749

3 жыл бұрын

Dharr Mann

@321Tdog

3 жыл бұрын

@@alikhidzam3749 Dharr Mann and his millions of subscribers

@mpartner43

3 жыл бұрын

@@alikhidzam3749 A name we shall not speak, for he must be forgotten to our sons.

@alikhidzam3749

3 жыл бұрын

@@mpartner43 do you remember the time he was crucified in the Bible

@dhruvavikas1632

3 жыл бұрын

@@321Tdog dhar mann stories are shit but the actors he hires r pretty good

I’m dying laughing at Charlie saying _”why are you even here?! You knew there was gonna be beers, you knew there was gonna be multivitamins!”_

"He's a square" is something no one would say

5:30 I love how genuinely he says "you knew there were gonna be multivitamins"

nobody: dhar mann characters: "aren't you that nerd from highschool?"

Dhar Mann's videos (and this entire genre of ""inspirational stories"" honestly) are kinda unbearable. they perpetuate this weird "cosmic justice" thing where people who don't fit a certain idea of morality suffer forever (most of the time it's inflicted on shitty people but in the drug one it's hard to say the guy did anything wrong unless you think drug use is on the same level as like, abuse or some of the other bad things that happen in these) and that you'll achieve maximum success through the hand of providence, and the situations they set up to enforce this are really detached from reality in a way that makes it way easier to justify that worldview. it's essentially American Dream propaganda with dubious moralism thrown on top of it and it's upsetting that it gets as many views as it does because I don't think it's a great mindset to be enforcing.

@gabraltar7506

3 жыл бұрын

If it makes you feel better, I'm willing to bet that 99 percent of the people who watch Dhar Mann watch him ironically.

@tylerstudevent5148

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for this explanation, you earned a sub.

@codyrhodesfan.

3 жыл бұрын

Aint nobody gonna read that long dhit

@IwasTaken420

3 жыл бұрын

@@codyrhodesfan. TL;DR Dhar Mann’s videos are so bad it makes for great commentary content

@codyrhodesfan.

3 жыл бұрын

@@IwasTaken420 stfu, Dhar Men is a great content creqtor

2:21 Kid was actually about to fight the bullies and I find that funny for some reason

Next title: man is only 5"6, instantly regrets it

@GaboG3

3 жыл бұрын

This hurts my soul 😭

@vxtalityone8131

3 жыл бұрын

Charlie would be the protagonist

@gassedup2445

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/Z2yFz9CIisWXY7w.html

@superxavxii421

3 жыл бұрын

Jokes on you, I'm 5"6 and a half

@epicgamer2820

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/p6BmuduOcridiLQ.html .

They revoke his admission before he's even done serving his overnight stay in the drunk-tank, that's ruthless.

@LiLBrotato

3 жыл бұрын

IKR like they were just waiting for the chance to take him down lol that's wild

@kyle21843

3 жыл бұрын

one of the cops was secretly the dean. its working up to his next video "future college student makes fun of cop. instantly regrets it"

@Ayoken007

3 жыл бұрын

@Nicholas Carter Ladies and Gentleman: we got 'em.

"Take the Dr. Mario Pill" Top ten moments before diaster.

@skeletonbuyingpealts7134

3 жыл бұрын

5:10

Do none of Dhar Mann's fans notice that he talks like he's explaining something to a brain-damaged toddler? Or is that what they like about him?

@kyle21843

2 жыл бұрын

I like to assume most people who actually like his videos are on that level of stupid

reference for myself: i haven't heard the word nerd in a while

@dogwithhat2854

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@genadiyrool

3 жыл бұрын

you nerd

@BruhMoment-fh8zc

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@keithruns1774

3 жыл бұрын

@@genadiyrool *heartbroken*

@imsentinelprime9279

3 жыл бұрын

Its such a early 2000s term

Dhar Mann in history be like: Art Teacher rejects young Hitler in art school, lives to regret the decision

@agentdiamond9211

3 жыл бұрын

The art teacher stole his jacket and poured water over his moustache.

@zulfikar0499

3 жыл бұрын

Actual gold

I'm almost certain that if you put one of those pills in water it will grow into an animal.

The guy sobers up real quick around 5:24

Obviously fake, no one gets drunk off of Bud Light

@johnbishop9621

3 жыл бұрын

You get hydrated from BudLight

@inquisitorialllama638

3 жыл бұрын

@@johnbishop9621 Literally, what I say to everyone! It's way you drink to wash down real alcohol. Or in the morning after.

@TemporaryCult

3 жыл бұрын

it’s premium dumpster water

@Justaguy_21

3 жыл бұрын

What’s everyone’s choice of beer

@TemporaryCult

3 жыл бұрын

@@Justaguy_21 yuengling is not bad

Bullying: *exist* Charlie: i mean he did offer you a new jacket

The new kid in school always levels up to being the popular kid within a week

"aren't you that nerd from high school" "i guess it's going pretty well" what a fackin nerd reply

Imagine how stupid the second bully feels, he's making a kid do his homework that was making other kids do his homework. Straight F's in your future dog. Also I'm disappointed they couldn't work SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSniperwolf into this tale.

@epicgamer2820

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/p6BmuduOcridiLQ.html .

@jiji7250

3 жыл бұрын

Sniperwolf is still streaming

@nielk.

3 жыл бұрын

Please replace sniperwolf to sssssssssssssssssssss

@derushcore9514

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah i don't like SSSSSSSSSSSSSSsniperwolf but SSSSSSSSSSSSSSsniperwolf is a great actor as SSSSSSSSSSSSSSsniperwolf in here

Bully: "what aee you going to do about it?" Fresh meat *pulls Ak 47* MURIKA!

"You knew there's going to be beer do there was going to be multivitamins." --Ok that one really got me.

Dude, everything back to back lol. Thought they were gonna hand him a syringe next.

The new kids are always the most popular kids while they get settled in cause everyone wants to talk to them. Fresh meat and all that. It'll calm down eventually but they don't really get bullied ever. Not for being new at least.

@LAIDBACKMANNER

3 жыл бұрын

True.

@BeekoBaggins

3 жыл бұрын

Indeed

@thatgirlwhoplaysviolin6365

3 жыл бұрын

Right? The new kids in our school are literally taken under someones wing as soon as they walk in. Unless they're weird or something, the new kid hardly ever gets bullied. If anything, other kids will put you down if you try to bully them

@catcall9118

3 жыл бұрын

People that get bullied are bullied for other reason than being new. We had some guy who was bullied even physically by girls, so he CHOSE to switch school and he’s happily gay now. No hate.

@danielbridge1766

3 жыл бұрын

Nah when I changed schools I specifically attempted to not be talked to. Peaceful, I didn't care.

I actually hate the fact that the only way to tell if someone is a nerd in these vids is if they are wearing glasses.

@iwantsexseemyvideo8642

3 жыл бұрын

ბობ

@HunterTN

3 жыл бұрын

The people that like these videos are very smoothbrained, things need to be simple for them to understand.

@caliqm2199

3 жыл бұрын

I mean I guess it's a little bit accurate. One way to become short-sighted is by staring nose deep into things such as books

@malekahmedsamir1337

3 жыл бұрын

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

@ava_bndrabbs1111

3 жыл бұрын

@@caliqm2199 other ways are to look at phones a lot lol

"Fresh meat" sounds like Dr. Henry's doing.

Honestly as the new kid to like 9 different school districts I can firmly say I've never been picked on specifically because I was new. However when your roasting someone or making a joke it is something that people try to use against you. Often times you can make an easy retort and make them look even worse

Who keeps their beer in a sink normal people keep their beer warm in the oven.

@godmagnus

3 жыл бұрын

Wasn't even any ice in the sink!

@iwantsexseemyvideo2929

3 жыл бұрын

❤️

Why does Darman put things like "Instantly regrets it" in the title, when clearly they are only regretting it at a later date?

@dhruvavikas1632

3 жыл бұрын

then he put lives to regret it

That escalated quickly!

He made two weed jokes in this video and they both had me dying laughing.

its not a dharmann video without the title ending with "instantly regrets it" or "learns a shocking truth"

@myishamcmiller9

3 жыл бұрын

Or "So you see"

"Fresh meat" Bruh are you kidding he looks half-frozen smh

@MasonBrown-qq7oq

3 жыл бұрын

Let him thaw a little gd

"You knew there'd be beers! You knew there was going to be multi vitamins! Why did you even come to this party Nelson!?"

0:36 the guy literally looks like the antagonist of week 6 from fnf

How school think bullying is... "It's mine now" "No please this is my favorite jacket" *"understandable have a nice day"*

@gawkgawk1000

3 жыл бұрын

Um your pfp almost gave me seizures

1:39 pumped up kicks starts playing

@AyanCheema777

3 жыл бұрын

for you :) broo kzread.info/dash/bejne/gYCkx7ptgrXVYps.html lol

@mrstuartorange8427

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@joliver1701

3 жыл бұрын

True

Man I never get tired of this

"Clark Kent get the glasses off Yeaaaaaaahhh"

Nowadays everyone sucks up to you if you’re a new kid.

@samuelaaronespinoza1272

3 жыл бұрын

I’ve been at this new school for 2 weeks nobody has talked to me

@iexisted583

3 жыл бұрын

@@samuelaaronespinoza1272 maybe because online school and you don't really communicate to each other on online school

@samuelaaronespinoza1272

3 жыл бұрын

@@iexisted583 nah I’m in person.

@LiLBrotato

3 жыл бұрын

@@samuelaaronespinoza1272 alright my guy i'll break that 2 weeks for you now! "How about you start off by doing my homework?" 😂

3 жыл бұрын

not in my school, no one speaks to them

Dhar Mann Endgame: Reality kicks in, the bully wins, and everyone loses.

@dhruvavikas1632

3 жыл бұрын

dont forget the "so you see"

calvin: throws his glasses ok there goes the ability to see AND you're drunk and about to take drugs. that's a good idea

"Kid Bullies Nerd, Nerd becomes Master Chief"

i’ve never seen acting this good since joker 2019

@MtnDew4828

3 жыл бұрын

mtndewww

@aneek171

3 жыл бұрын

nnd

@Cruscker

3 жыл бұрын

Takes years for perfection

@thekekwguy5722

3 жыл бұрын

Sam

@gassedup2445

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/Z2yFz9CIisWXY7w.html

When u go to a party and don’t wanna drink, smoke or do ur vitamins.

bro the way he said its mine now had me laughing

The jocks were super nice actually. Just having a good time and inviting the nerds to join in.