Charlie heard “too short” and his primal caveman instincts kicked in

@sylvesterstalin7109

3 жыл бұрын

Bui je bye

@sylvesterstalin7109

3 жыл бұрын

Bui je bye

@bloodwolf6818

3 жыл бұрын

Bui je bye

@rainbow_tactician

3 жыл бұрын

Just like the old full metal alchemist

@skultson3858

3 жыл бұрын

Bui je bye

Man dislikes Charlie, immediately regrets it.

@MidnighttArtz

3 жыл бұрын

yes you will regret hating on Jesus

@mystery_mre8166

3 жыл бұрын

Man dislikes Charlie, faces the seven plagues.

@silvermoon4031

3 жыл бұрын

The man then realize that Charlie was Jesus all along

@natasrules

3 жыл бұрын

"lives to regret his decision"

@redactedz6146

3 жыл бұрын

Cue that Vegan Pumper

In the Dharr Mann cinematic universe, everyone is either a millionaire or homeless, and a bully or a nerd.

@TAKirbyStar

3 жыл бұрын

The DMCU

@URFTBOUND4LIFE

3 жыл бұрын

A golddigger or a good girl...

@marcusvergara6193

2 жыл бұрын

@@URFTBOUND4LIFE change gold digger to “shallow”. I mean, some of them want that height.

@filiperosa7496

2 жыл бұрын

Is a communist propagando for class crashes

@hithummah

2 жыл бұрын

and having a sportcar and a gold digger is life ultimate goal

Man gets electrocuted. The ending is shocking.

@arieljupiter5919

3 жыл бұрын

I really hope this isn’t stolen because it was really good

@sarasperfume

3 жыл бұрын

@@arieljupiter5919 it isn’t LOL

@sarasperfume

3 жыл бұрын

@@potgod7314 thanks broo

@justaflyingskelatonwithatr3859

2 жыл бұрын

*PUN DETECTED* proceed to give double choccy milk for the good job

@poisonapple420

2 жыл бұрын

You deserve some pizza lmao

Why is she acting like she didn’t know he was short until after they started dating

@maxyperson

3 жыл бұрын

That was my problem with it too lmao

@SonGokuSSj23

3 жыл бұрын

Dude had money or slanged some fire dick

@lahtine7431

3 жыл бұрын

He suddenly shrunk

@maccsnacc2632

3 жыл бұрын

man just somehow turned into an elf after dating her

@namanchauhan245

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao makes sense

Next up: Man commits suicide He lives to regret his decision

@beandiesel974

3 жыл бұрын

So you see...

@connortraynor6055

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@gaydubbbz8148

3 жыл бұрын

that sound like a parody someone would make of dhar man

@andreimiranda4657

3 жыл бұрын

Oh god

@pichanao1069

3 жыл бұрын

hold up

"Jewish man meets with mad austrian artist, what happens next is unexpected"

@manoknowfish

3 жыл бұрын

Hitler joke

@nessa.m

3 жыл бұрын

I'm allowed to laugh because I'm jewish

@manoknowfish

3 жыл бұрын

@@nessa.m me too שלום

@lilylashelle1217

3 жыл бұрын

uh oh

@astronomical3342

3 жыл бұрын

Meets angry germen

The worst thing about the “girl dumps guy for being too short” episode is that the ham fisted message at the end is an EXACT copy of the message from the “guy dumps girl for being too tall” episode, except interchanging the word tall for short

@MichaelKucher

3 жыл бұрын

And there would be like 0.5% of man who would actually care about a girl's height in the first place.

@TokoSauce

3 жыл бұрын

@@MichaelKucher and then a lot of the guys who kept getting girlfriends at my school were the short ones, so I doubt women really care either. I know I don't

@teamtri7553

3 жыл бұрын

@@TokoSauce yea but some short dudes get rejected once and act like they have been cursed to be lonely forever lmao ( saying this as a short dude myself)

@k-leb4671

3 жыл бұрын

@@MichaelKucher I don't know, I've seen a lot of opinions from dudes about the height they want their partner to be. Something about feeling insignificant or weak in comparison.

@URFTBOUND4LIFE

3 жыл бұрын

Realistically, I'd think one would know going in rather or not the hight of a person would be a deal breaker in the relationship...

Daughter: tries to drink milk Girlfriend: and I took that personally

@XA--bo9vn

3 жыл бұрын

R/iam14andthisisdeep

@danielmaster8776

3 жыл бұрын

"I can't live with her anymore!"

@XA--bo9vn

3 жыл бұрын

@Wosp i like cheesborg. U like?

@lucaslucas191202

3 жыл бұрын

@Wosp You shouldn't be proud of being a redditor

@user-ou9sw7mj6q

3 жыл бұрын

@@XA--bo9vn Your dad Elon Musk sucks

"And he wouldn't even pay for her dinner" THIS IS TERRIBLE I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS

@MrMoistIITheRevengeOfTheMoist

3 жыл бұрын

Truly horrific I hope no woman has to go thru this

@ayyyayay

3 жыл бұрын

what a sinner

@Iforgothowtodothis

3 жыл бұрын

@@americanfreedom8517 nigga u good?

@roblowe2714

3 жыл бұрын

@@americanfreedom8517 what are you on about man?

@xvelvet3247

3 жыл бұрын

@@americanfreedom8517 remember to take your schizophrenia medication dear

The "girlfriend forces boyfriend to kick out his daughter" thing is exactly how my dad's girlfriend is. She was constantly making him kick my sister and I out of the house. She probably still does it with my sister (I've been staying with my mom instead).

@aaelofi7025

3 жыл бұрын

Oh I’m sorry to hear that I hope it’s all better now 🙏

@darkknessPS3

3 жыл бұрын

Just let him choose, and 100% sure u will dodge a bullet from one hand or the other

@_letstartariot

3 жыл бұрын

My stepmother tried so hard for 4 years to get my dad to hate me and kick me out. I ended up leaving cos I hated her so much. She failed. Dad and I still get along.

@jjanggulane

8 ай бұрын

hope things are better for you these days 🫶

@Joan41820

8 ай бұрын

Yeah relatable. My stepmom came in and made my dad send me to youth rehab for some weed. It's just a joke blame me and I'm the problem but even when I am gone they were at each other's throats. Own a restaurant somewhere next town over can't wait to see it fail cause they fight lol

Ohhh so this is why I had that deja vu during the reverse dhar mann video where the boyfriend dumps his girlfriend for being too tall

@yoshoinks2273

3 жыл бұрын

1st but idk who u are

@Cam_Can_Play

2 жыл бұрын

@Proxima monke brain activate

Why would she even date him in the first place if she was so disgusted with him being short? Did he start shrinking after they got together?

@Snev

3 жыл бұрын

God, I love how your icon is still MadMatty's avatar from Jeopardy for the Sega CD after all these years

@exiledPostman

3 жыл бұрын

@@Snev I liked the icon before, but now I'm keeping it around sort of like a vigil to keep the memory of Retsupurae alive.

@ninjabaiano6092

3 жыл бұрын

dude took a hot shower for too long.

@lamenamethefirst

3 жыл бұрын

Your name gave me a proper chuckle.

@bobsherman3055

3 жыл бұрын

you'd be surprised how many relationships start where girls don't really find the guy that attractive and decide it's a deal breaker midway through

Dhar Mann is the only thing I want aliens to see about the human race to show how intellectually advanced we are

@BlardyBlah

3 жыл бұрын

The last thing our species hears before annihilation is a bunch of aliens going CRINGE

@pjducro4876

3 жыл бұрын

Should be top commemt

@fantasticalthoughts

3 жыл бұрын

So heavily extremly underrated

@nomadjoker2760

3 жыл бұрын

Yes! 👍 that'd be amazing 👏

@andregon4366

3 жыл бұрын

Show them Bear Grills drinking elephant shit water so you don't embarrass the whole human race.

Her: I only date 6 feet guys Me as a European with only 2 feet: sad noises.

@HauntedXXXPancake

Жыл бұрын

🤣 Underrated

@nibbax7772

Жыл бұрын

Aren’t Europeans tall tho? I thought it was only us Latinos /Hispanics

@madshadow7035

Жыл бұрын

​@@nibbax7772 it's a joke that they don't use feet in Europe

@dawnbray8325

Жыл бұрын

​@Madshadow . But how do they get around :(

@ashvideoer

Жыл бұрын

@@dawnbray8325 :(

I love how the narrator has a hint of “number 15: Burger King foot lettuce”

@marsmurderer9868

3 жыл бұрын

And so you see...the last thing you want on your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus *wipes away non existent tear*

@Bruh-sn2vr

2 жыл бұрын

its dhar mann lmao

These scenes are like if a child tried to imagine how older people interacted with each other.

@joeysingingchannel

3 жыл бұрын

Some middle schooler got his rich uncle to produce his Tyler Perry Jr. scripts.

@frank.e.wildcat

3 жыл бұрын

Thats not far off, clearly the creators aren't talented enough to be producing quality content or they would be

@360truths7

3 жыл бұрын

exactly what i thought happened when I was younger

@npcgio

3 жыл бұрын

They're like that on purpose I believe

@npcgio

3 жыл бұрын

@@hugejackedman7423 Who hurt you?

Dharman: Girlfriend dumps boyfriend for being too short Charlie: and I took that personally

@kABUSE1

3 жыл бұрын

I don't get this format. Why do they clickbait on fake short stories that are not even supposed to look real? Who watches this? How can people vote this up 95%? I just don't get it.

@oneilbasdeo3286

3 жыл бұрын

@@kABUSE1 people like u are complaining about everything and click bait?

@kABUSE1

3 жыл бұрын

​@@oneilbasdeo3286 "Girlfriend Has Guy Best Friend, What Boyfriend Does Is Shocking" That's the very essence of clickbait. Pure clickbaitonium. I still don't understand how this format can work and receive attention. That's a fake story and a fake couple with professional camera work and semi-professional obvious actors, who gives a flying F how a fake couple interacts with each other and how they resolve conflicts? Is this something like a user guide on how to interact with other people and keep happy in a relationship? If so, then why is there clickbait? It just doesn't make sense, no matter how you twist and turn it.

@diekokosnuss7782

3 жыл бұрын

@@kABUSE1 it's supposed to teach morals to people and give advice how to act in certain situations.

@maskymt7265

3 жыл бұрын

I think most people watch it to make fun of it

“it’s the tall girl run” is one of the funniest fucking things i’ve ever heard for no reason

"You really gonna put books, over babes?" I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING LOL

"I'm sorry. You're just too short" - some weird talking giraffe

@kaylon7996

3 жыл бұрын

@@Raya-ir4tm I’ve never seen an ugly tall girl, from someone who is average height

@vd7494

3 жыл бұрын

@@Raya-ir4tm Now that's cap

@Farmdafish

3 жыл бұрын

@@Raya-ir4tm Now that's cap

@e0z048

3 жыл бұрын

@@Raya-ir4tm now that’s cap.

@pastynick

3 жыл бұрын

@@Raya-ir4tm now that’s cap

"There is no turkey overthere" - homeless guys turns his head dissapointly.

@glorifiedtoasterwithlegs2294

3 жыл бұрын

With turkey 🦃✅: 🤤😍🥳🕺 Without turkey 🦃❌: 😪😔🥱👩‍🦼

@crunchymilk5676

3 жыл бұрын

@Hunter Wallace B l a c k

@juggmkj

3 жыл бұрын

"dissapointly" but...but it's already been edited...

@JimTheKid

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@sujal6345

3 жыл бұрын

@Hunter Wallace 🌚

"German teacher doesn't accept a student to an art school, lives to regret his decision."

@manoknowfish

3 жыл бұрын

Hitler joke

@proudpackofpringles6009

3 жыл бұрын

now that's something I would watch

@suezuccati304

3 жыл бұрын

What an original joke

@TAKirbyStar

3 жыл бұрын

@@suezuccati304 This is the internet (and the YT comment section, I might add!), wtf were you expecting?!

@suezuccati304

3 жыл бұрын

@@TAKirbyStar ok

8:47 ''Where's Angie? ''I killed her'' That really caught me off guard

"and he wouldn't even pay for her dinner" THE HORROR

@hondacota4rt

3 жыл бұрын

Short guys have to have a lot of money, got it.

@mihaicraciun8678

3 жыл бұрын

i'm tall and hella broke, i can relate

@Aphelia.

3 жыл бұрын

It's as if everyone should pay for what they've eaten

@nekosaiyajin8529

3 жыл бұрын

How could you put her trough something as inhumane as having to pay for your own meal? Truly despicable!

@misakinakahara_enthusiast6880

3 жыл бұрын

It's script writing such as that that leaves me wondering just how invested Dhar Mann is in the quality of the content he shits out to his followers

"Guy poops and doesn't wipe, what stranger does is shocking"

@LiLBrotato

3 жыл бұрын

That sounds soo wrong and yeah gay lol

@brandonbaker5446

3 жыл бұрын

How in the tic tax frick frack is that gay?!? Are you 9 year old?

@nic4380

3 жыл бұрын

@@brandonbaker5446 I'm 23 years old....

@nic4380

3 жыл бұрын

@@crestraizn now see that makes sense lol

@stripo9650

3 жыл бұрын

Ok but when are they making a "Man dies, lives to regret it."? Surely they must be self aware enough to know how many people find their videos funny?

The homeless woman in the video near the end, when she says, "Is this for real?" Is actually an extremely accurate representation of real life because people prank and fuck with homeless people all the time. So they would act like they were giving them the sleeping bag then like pull the sleeping bag away when they try to grab it and poor water on them. That is just the beginning. 10:52

@jonathanjimenez2420

2 жыл бұрын

Sometimes, I look at what people do and die a little inside

3:21 that delivery was on point

I love how the woman basically says: "yeah it sucks that he is short but it doesn't matter"

@Juberdingus

3 жыл бұрын

@@JewishFrog Nah short people are more fun and live longer

@aibartalgatuly3011

3 жыл бұрын

@@JewishFrog why does that suck? And how tall are u?

@aibartalgatuly3011

3 жыл бұрын

@@JewishFrog bro I’m about 5’10 as well😂😂😂 it’s not short, nor should you feel bad or insecure about it. Even if other people say that they don’t like your height, who tf cares about their opinion, it’s YOUR opinion that should matter in regards to your looks.

@FrikandElvis

3 жыл бұрын

@@Juberdingus fuck im gonna die

@juulianft

3 жыл бұрын

@@aibartalgatuly3011 Bruh im 5”3 and my wife is 5”5 and im not even insecure about it. Fr it doesnt matter

“Pussy before pencils” those are the wisest words i have ever heard

@jo1n942

3 жыл бұрын

😂😅

@tora6673

3 жыл бұрын

books before babes

@williamckinley

3 жыл бұрын

@@tora6673 D:

@Drt23

3 жыл бұрын

I got my name from people impressed by that quote

@Prince_-vu4wu

3 жыл бұрын

I like both pussy and pencils what do i do!?!

8:18 He looks like those videos of games where someone exaggerated the expressions to hell.

"Having friends of the opposite sex in a relationship can be complicated." Gay couples: 🤨

@mitigamespro8757

3 жыл бұрын

@Bubba that's sus

@manga6900

3 жыл бұрын

it’s also about sexuality

@aungkyawpaing2865

3 жыл бұрын

@Bubba not really true

@fryingpanman1250

3 жыл бұрын

“Hey man you tryna cheat on your girl with her?” “I’m gay, Trevor.” *”oh”*

@lefthand4605

3 жыл бұрын

Ew

"My boyfriend and I broke up" Charlie: "Hey Congrats!"

@shannahtheninjaneko6927

3 жыл бұрын

for real though, its usually a good thing

@sakurafalls2468

3 жыл бұрын

@@Revirantless I suppose in the end it's good for both, unless one of them would actually settle for someone who stopped loving them for a long time.

@gregorymirabella1423

3 жыл бұрын

@@shannahtheninjaneko6927 i wish it was always instead of just usually.

She has a shaming kink she actually likes short men

@AvengedPanzer

3 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

@WillZill

3 жыл бұрын

@Daria Fistear good to know

@unknownshadow675

3 жыл бұрын

@Daria Fistear I'm 6'2 feet tall. So yeah. I'm short if you're like a giant-

@unknownshadow675

3 жыл бұрын

@Daria Fistear I was just making a joke I'm not interested in you-

@unknownshadow675

3 жыл бұрын

@Daria Fistear It's okay. I'm probably just not funny. Ha ha.

2:23 "Small yugioh booster pack" lmao

Honestly if my girlfriend had one of her friends try to seduce me as a test to see if I'm faithful I'd leave her on principle and it doesn't matter if you follow some models of instagram

"German student is kicked out of artschool, what he does next is SHOCKING!"

@hridakshipareek1418

3 жыл бұрын

oh no oh no oh no no no no no

@hiraeth7361

3 жыл бұрын

hm

@staszewaM

3 жыл бұрын

I guess nothing bad as AH was Austrian 8)

@CobaltUmbral

3 жыл бұрын

Oh no

@harryvpn1462

3 жыл бұрын

@@staszewaM i forgot

"Im not the problem Jay, you are" Jay: . _ . "Youre too short" Jay: . _ . "Nothing is gonna help you Jay" Jay: . ___ .

@yugo9139

3 жыл бұрын

@@asclepius7516 took it like that guy on the mountain in the blue jacket who says "o k"

@polygondeath2361

3 жыл бұрын

who revived this man, he's been dead over 3 times

@ramiror542

3 жыл бұрын

This made me laugh way harder then it should of lol

@utopes

3 жыл бұрын

I was about just to say “Jay was taking her insults like a champ” but somebody already used that phrasing

@vrogue2435

3 жыл бұрын

. - .

I absolutely love Steve’s expression when he is gonna kick out his daughter

6:42 Leave any woman who plays these games. There is no trust in that kinda behavior.

@bored3542

2 жыл бұрын

How

@LegendaryDorkKnight

2 жыл бұрын

@@bored3542 If you can't see how getting jealous of social media models and sending a friend to try to seduce your significant to test their loyalty is toxic, no amount of conversation will reconcile our views.

@jennifer__e

Жыл бұрын

fr. instead of going to therapy they play games like this

"See that man over there? Give him this." "But mom, that's cocaine." "Just give it to him ok?"

@averongodoffire8098

3 жыл бұрын

Chiefmaster of Deep Warrens And that’s why you should be the one selling the drugs not mulling them

@JACKSABOVETHEBADBAX

3 жыл бұрын

How else would she be so rich

@semedy9605

3 жыл бұрын

cursed comment, cursed replies. i love this.

@SeekerZombie

3 жыл бұрын

"but mom there's no turkey in it"

@Michael-dj6pd

3 жыл бұрын

@@SeekerZombie the cold turkey comes later when there's no more

Homeless starving man: "Are you serious? No turkey?!!" *Slaps the food out of his hand

@themilkman1275

3 жыл бұрын

Discracefull kids giving the homeless food without turkey

@zulfiquarjami3261

3 жыл бұрын

@Gamein and then instantly regrets it

@bnashtay2278

3 жыл бұрын

@@zulfiquarjami3261 dhar man moment

@vicenzor3625

3 жыл бұрын

With the homeless it depends on their level of addiction and motivation. I've always offered food I have to them but never money. I've had some gladly accept the food and start eating. Have had some refuse the food and one even told me straight up "I don't want your fucking food asshole". The ones that accept the food I then slide in a $5 when I hand it to them because they've shown they aren't just trolling for drug or booze money

@osquitis

3 жыл бұрын

Meanwhile in an alternate universe... Homeless starving Turkey:”Are you serious? No human sauce?!!” *Slaps the food out of his wings

"where's angie" "i killed her"

3:00 I loved this line

I like how the short guy isn't even that much shorter than her.

@MinecraftyBoi

3 жыл бұрын

@Goal Keeper lmao

@franciscolaurean8550

3 жыл бұрын

Nah she's 10 inches taller than him below the belt

@MinecraftyBoi

3 жыл бұрын

@@franciscolaurean8550 she has a subway foot long

@jimmy13morrison

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah as a man you're kinda expected to be taller then your girlfriend in heels

@Rob-tx3jl

3 жыл бұрын

Yes thank you captain obvious 😂🤣

"He wouldn't even pay for her dinner" Oh no, how will the check ever be payed now?🙄

@Doc_Paradox

3 жыл бұрын

Yea all these videos sound like mgtow wet dreams

@mattl1962

3 жыл бұрын

My purpose in life is to pay for an expensive dinner for my girlfriend so she knows that I love her. End robot transmission.

@jotarothanos9862

3 жыл бұрын

@@Doc_Paradox LMAO

@cole4832

3 жыл бұрын

@@Doc_Paradox idk what mgtow is someone explain joke please

@sarahroberson6036

3 жыл бұрын

@@cole4832 MGTOW= Men Going Their Own Way Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure it's a movement where men dissociate from women due to feminism "corrupting" them. And the way these women are acting in the video proves their reasoning.

Norman gave a Joker level performance. He looked genuinely torn up inside from the bullying

“i don’t like that you bought me gifts and dinner, YOU ARE SHORT AND I HATE YOU! HOW DARE YOU HAVE A TRAIT YOU CANNOT CONTROL! we’re breaking up 😡”

We need a Dhar man actor's tier list, so much talent.

@danfontaine8179

3 жыл бұрын

That is a great idea, damn. I want it to be an hour long.

@danfontaine8179

3 жыл бұрын

That guy who kicks his daughter out gets an easy F tier lol. Those facial expressions were like that of a cartoon character

@brandondriver99

3 жыл бұрын

@@danfontaine8179 looked like la noir

@favray

3 жыл бұрын

He literally was talking ab this a few days ago on a mr krabs stream :/

@GG-fi2ff

3 жыл бұрын

Yes upvote the shit out of this now

"Romans crucify jesus, what happens next is so shocking"

@ishigami4622

3 жыл бұрын

I wonder what happens

@wesfooty3825

3 жыл бұрын

:/

@hankjwimbleton6598

3 жыл бұрын

Spoiler alert if you dont want to be spoiled dont tap read more Jesus died

@mtr801

3 жыл бұрын

@@hankjwimbleton6598 Oh no! Anyway...

@TrashyAimer

3 жыл бұрын

"Instantly regrets it in 3 days"

“You drank the last of the milk” is a deadly frase in my house hold

The acting is truly phenomenal

“You’re not embarrassed to be seen with a guy shorter than you?!” “It’s what’s on the inside that matters, not the outside.” “...that’s not a no.”

@AxxLAfriku

3 жыл бұрын

Don't talk to me! I am famous! Don't dislike my good good GOOD videos! Don't talk to me, dear rob

@Slippy-Toad-Love

3 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku Oh god it’s this guy again. Just ignore him

@brainsnez

3 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku oh hey AxxL

@corey4270

3 жыл бұрын

She says no way right before that

@DrGandW

3 жыл бұрын

@@Slippy-Toad-Love Don’t make a comment about it, reporting as spam should be enough

“You really gonna put books, over babes?” Absolute fucking chad, truly godlike. edit: heres a timestamp for the quote. 2:55

@randycastillo6696

3 жыл бұрын

Indeed

@iamphoenix7157

3 жыл бұрын

Good god

@solomonpnq

3 жыл бұрын

Power move

@maxluong2

3 жыл бұрын

Probably also smokes stogies

@Jebu911

3 жыл бұрын

I guess that guy was a winner in the end anyway as the nerd still hired him.

8:12 I was expecting a "Pikachu I choose you" there.

The intro to this video sound like a short rap. Thanks for spitting unintentional bars, Moist!

"Good things comes in small packages." Charlie: (couldn't hold) *yugioh* *cards*

@BatmanisBatman

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@sheikh6997

3 жыл бұрын

and he claims he is not addicted

@LemonMeIon

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao if I were her I would have added “and you know all about that don’t you”

@dannyv2duncan701

3 жыл бұрын

I died dude lmfao

@GENERALGRIEVOUS627

3 жыл бұрын

I heard that and all I thought of was D'vas voiceline being spammed over and over again

How is the the teenage girl a better actor than every other person on there, like she actually managed to tear up😭😂😂

@blandinus_8683

3 жыл бұрын

cus shes just doing it to start a better acting career than this shite? 😭

@user-me5fh3yu1j

3 жыл бұрын

that whole thing was hilarious, he was acting like he needed to sacrifice his daughter to save the universe from Karen Girlfriend

@alienfromnasa2912

3 жыл бұрын

Pogchamp😔😭

@munkee_man

3 жыл бұрын

@@blandinus_8683 Don't ever disrespect the work of Dhar Man.

@l3thal_lilwolf172

3 жыл бұрын

@@alienfromnasa2912 rip pogchamp emote taken off of twitch 😢

I'm sorry, but that old man seems like the sweetest, softest old man ever my god-

I’m absolutely floored at how abruptly this video ended

Charlie may be short , but he single handedly lifted the hunger games franchise , and was the secret anime character in his college .

@natejennings2582

3 жыл бұрын

And a professional Undercover Dump Truck Observer

@crunchymilk5676

3 жыл бұрын

And he directed a porno

@DountTime21

3 жыл бұрын

I like your name.

@incognitos4342

3 жыл бұрын

How tall is Charlie

@thefooonthecouch

3 жыл бұрын

@@incognitos4342 5'6 I'm pretty sure

"women says god isn't real, what god does next is SHOCKING"

@yn2310

3 жыл бұрын

shh don't give him ideas

@Drums_of_Liberation

3 жыл бұрын

An imaginary cloud man doing nothing isn't shocking.

@hiraeth7361

3 жыл бұрын

@@Drums_of_Liberation woooo hold on there buddy

@Drums_of_Liberation

3 жыл бұрын

@@hiraeth7361 oh no!! I'm someone who doesn't share in the indoctrination!! I better run before the worshippers of a long dead Jewish rabbi get me.

@theendisnear6068

3 жыл бұрын

@@Drums_of_Liberation you ok? -

Her: it's not about what's on the outside. It about what you put inside.

charlies descriptions just get funnier with every video he makes 🤣

"My wife trusts me" Wife: *immediately admits to having 0 trust*

@billybob5553

3 жыл бұрын

Just like in real life

@arihantbose8813

3 жыл бұрын

Just like the simulation s

@sydssolanumsamsys

3 жыл бұрын

chad

@vizthex

2 жыл бұрын

*exactly!* man if anyone does that, fucking run. Those types of people have serious trust issues they need to work out.

@promethium-145

2 жыл бұрын

@@sydssolanumsamsys Based username!

“Too short”... my brings back so many memoriessss

"Nothing is more important than family" -Dom Toretto

"Norman the Nerd" Genius creativity. My caveman dog could pick better nicknames for his food plate.

@TheKatera4a

3 жыл бұрын

''Norman the N.....ord VPN Specialist! Because this video is sponsored by Nord VPN!''

@robertnagy3942

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheKatera4a Norman the N...Ethiopian king

@myztrile

3 жыл бұрын

Norman? More like, Nerdman

@user-zf8yy7nj4w

3 жыл бұрын

@@robertnagy3942 negus?

@robertnagy3942

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-zf8yy7nj4w that is correct

I saw the title and said to myself “Did Charlie get dumped?”

@dicacious9763

3 жыл бұрын

Who would dump jesus?

@RealWeedMusicPlaylists

3 жыл бұрын

His girl would never.

@kanakattack4408

3 жыл бұрын

He's to good to dump dude.

@MrMoistIITheRevengeOfTheMoist

3 жыл бұрын

@@kanakattack4408 to short and cute to dump he's a adult loli

@PumpkinHoard

3 жыл бұрын

@@RealWeedMusicPlaylists He's making far too much money to dump, especially when they aren't married yet and thus she is not entitled to half his shit.

2:15 me: **wheeeze**

5:56 SHES HITTING A TRUE COMBO OF RIZZ ON HIM NO WAY

Charlie can relate with the GameStop girl that regrets rejecting a rich homeless actor

@TheLunarMan

3 жыл бұрын

"Rich Homeless"

@ciarangale4738

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheLunarMan i mean if youre rich enough, do you even need a house?

@jaisotheunfathomablybased7135

3 жыл бұрын

@@ciarangale4738 make a house made of money

@hk1371

3 жыл бұрын

@@jaisotheunfathomablybased7135 money made of house

@snakeofliberty9271

3 жыл бұрын

@@hk1371 house made money of

The first one isn’t even realistic though, she wouldn’t even be with him in the first place if that was the problem.

@megaton8057

3 жыл бұрын

Hew was taller than shrunk

@NEPAAlchey

3 жыл бұрын

Girls often date a guy they view as below them while they wait for something better, free food and attention.

@joshl6275

3 жыл бұрын

You'd be surprised. People often enter into relationships with partners they're unhappy with because it's their best option at the time. It usually doesn't end well for either party. Also, even if they didn't enter the relationship under false pretenses, people's personalities change. They could have recently become dissatisfied with their partner and so started looking at all of their flaws rather than focusing on the good things. Also, this type of verbal abuse might be a sign that they're cheating or are looking for an easy way out of their relationship that doesn't require them to be honest with their partner. Either way, it's basic.

@felixowen2693

3 жыл бұрын

None of them are realistic. They’re all cliche morals 5 year olds know slapped with stock market emotional music over them.

@KatzeKriegerin

3 жыл бұрын

@@NEPAAlchey Calm down there, incel.

"I guess I learned a lesson" had me in stitches

8:24 worlds biggest simp here

If she doesnt like his height, just why she accepted to be his girlfriend to begin with

@incognitos4342

3 жыл бұрын

@Channel LuckySpock - Left 4 Dead 2 nah

@koichi6228

3 жыл бұрын

He probably said he had a mint condition copy of harley quinn fart porn titled "a bowl movement of villainy 1994"

@GrowingDownUnder

3 жыл бұрын

You should look up height discrimination it's a serious problem, in a study done 70% of woman said they'd never date a guy shorter than 6 foot tall. And less than 30% of the worlds male population is 6 foot tall. That means only 30% of woman would date a guy short than 6 foot tall which means there's like 40% of short men who will never be able to get a date because of their height. But it gets worse, short men have higher suicide rates and lower chance of being employed simply just because of their height. And if you go on tinder or any dating app right now you will definitely find people who refuse to date short men they even write it in their bio to make it very clear. Height discrimination should be as bad as racism, but instead society has made it acceptable to discriminate against short men because social constructs say a woman has to date a guy taller than her which is the biggest load of sexist and utter garbage bs i've ever heard. And often girls will try justify their reasons for not dating short guys with the excuse of wearing heels, or reaching the tallest shelf, they may use short man syndrome as an excuse, they may talk about confidence or endowment size, etc...but they fail to take responsibility for the reason short men being less confident is because they woman make the short men feel less confident in themselves by discriminating against them their whole life. We don't need stereotypes like short men are less masculine, less strong, less confident, etc..if there's any woman out there that truly think less of short men because only their height they should be ashamed of themselves and it says a lot about what type of horrible person they are. Also I'll just finish with saying stop discriminating against Asian men too

@emir6110

3 жыл бұрын

@@GrowingDownUnder you are speaking the truth and people will hate you for that

@roshan6999

3 жыл бұрын

She was a gold digger

This title is literally what every girl that rejected Charlie must feel like now

@TheKatera4a

3 жыл бұрын

They missed out on his Moby Huge. And his well rounded sex toy collection. Truly he is the master of pleasuring women. And they all missed out on him because he was short. Their loss.

@takomerp

3 жыл бұрын

What the hell are you talking about, nobody rejected Charlie. Even the grim reaper wants a piece of him.

@fuckk-popandtiktok3388

3 жыл бұрын

@@takomerp 4 years ago , a girl cheated on Charlie and they broke up . At that time Charlie was donating all his money to charity but then realised that all those are just fakes and money doesn't go to charity.

@takomerp

3 жыл бұрын

@@fuckk-popandtiktok3388 shit that's depressing. Thanks for telling me.

@fuckk-popandtiktok3388

3 жыл бұрын

@@takomerp you can watch that video , it's pretty depressing tbh

When charlie laughs, an angel gets its wings.

I have been sitting in my bed for the past 4 hours just bingeing penguin reacting to darman

Moral of the story: people do really pathetic stuff for sex.

@ironicmedic3912

3 жыл бұрын

the human race in a nutshell. this is precisely why ive removed myself from dating for a few years

@vez3834

3 жыл бұрын

@@ThatGuy-kz3fx Read his comment again. He said "for a few years" :)

@sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183

3 жыл бұрын

Wtf is Zerk off

@jackhecter3737

3 жыл бұрын

@@sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183 lmao

@monke1477

3 жыл бұрын

@@sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183 it's when you take hallucinogenic mushrooms and wack off with the might of thor, can get pretty bloody.

he gave the man food? AND IT HAD NO TURKEY? disgusting.

@thisisjoel7199

3 жыл бұрын

Might as well have just given him a plate of dirt smhmyhead

@exentity6092

3 жыл бұрын

The poor kid just wanted a slice of turkey smh

@Jamplays592

3 жыл бұрын

i look at the food: oh wow it looks so goo- gordan ramsay: disgusting me: disgusting

@emii1737

3 жыл бұрын

Disgusting, I spit

@alexismartinez9225

3 жыл бұрын

How about cow meat for thanksgiving

4:00 I thought this video would have a message like don't judge someone before getting to know them like usual, but it was just like "No, guy friends actually do always wanna fuck you."

Man lives, lives to regret it

Dhar mann titles belike: "daughter drinks milk, girlfriend angry father kicks out daughter he lives to reget his decision"

@raindoset5408

3 жыл бұрын

Man become a vegan for 1 month,he lives to regret his decision

@Zyreia

3 жыл бұрын

_Man becomes vegan for 69 milliseconds, he lives to regret his decision_

@Jahoo418

3 жыл бұрын

@@Zyreia man becomes vegan for .1 seconds he live to regret his decision

@thotusmaximus971

3 жыл бұрын

What kindof caveman language is this?

@justcloggedthetoilet

3 жыл бұрын

@@thotusmaximus971 ooga booga

Man: *Buys her dinner, clothes, shoes and treats her like an queen* Girl: "nAH bRo iT bOuT u heIgHT"

@someobscuremusicchannel

3 жыл бұрын

what a simp bruh

@bj0405

3 жыл бұрын

In Germany we would call him „Ehrenmann“

@SirDankleberry

3 жыл бұрын

@@someobscuremusicchannel Nah he ain't a simp cause he broke up with her.

@VKK-cr1uk

3 жыл бұрын

"Treat a girl like a queen and she'll treat you like a peasant"

@professionalfangster1510

3 жыл бұрын

@@someobscuremusicchannel How is he a simp if it's his girlfriend? Jesus, people like you are the reason that the word "simp" is such a braindead term in the modern day.

I remember this girl back in high-school rejecting me for being shorter than her otherwise she'd be into it. Come end of Senior year I'm a foot taller and more muscled. As we were saying goodbyes it hit us both how much I've grown as I stared her down. She suggested meeting up after graduation, told her I'd love to but I'm only into taller girls. Couldn't help but feel petty.

@Gatrehs

Жыл бұрын

I hope she learned something from it.

woman at 6:48 ish is quite good at acting to, like real tears damn, those vocal weaknesses are convincing af credit where due fair play to her

Alternate title : “Charlie tries to make himself feel better and live in alternate realities where women don’t care about heights”

@ikilledcaptainalex666

3 жыл бұрын

Relatable.

@hat4621

3 жыл бұрын

Why would he want that? He would get way less bitches if women didn’t care about height

@hoonty4890

3 жыл бұрын

Remember calli prefers shorter guys so- Then again we are talking about Jesus himself who wouldn’t want to date him

@BlarggOMighty

3 жыл бұрын

I mean They don’t care _that much_, not always

@melu0o

3 жыл бұрын

@@Charlie-gq7lp definitely the reason

dhar mann knew that charlie was watching his vids so he insulted short people

@joaquinignacio3277

3 жыл бұрын

youtuber makes fun of a short streamer, and lives to regret his decision

@mfwiloseintouhoubossfights9305

3 жыл бұрын

Declaration of war

@wasabi5932

3 жыл бұрын

u can't insult us short people bcus we'll just dodge ur sound waves

@sylvesterstalin7109

3 жыл бұрын

Bui je bye

@AisSuper

3 жыл бұрын

I think you missed te point of the video its not an insult...

The power of friendship compells you

The Booster pack comment was amazing.

*intense drama happening* Charlie: I hate it when people call glasses cups

@toxsiin

3 жыл бұрын

it’s a glass you harlet 😂

@felixowen2693

3 жыл бұрын

My optometrist prescribed me some cups.

@theisgood0

3 жыл бұрын

Right LOL he is always focusing on background things.

@thatcreepyberdinthecorner1097

3 жыл бұрын

“Intense Drama” is a stretch

@gamerkaren5691

3 жыл бұрын

@@thatcreepyberdinthecorner1097 it was a joke

really?? ykno- *video ends*

@qwertty5939

3 жыл бұрын

i’m suprised that this doesn’t have likes coming from a verified channel

@Bhnbhn

3 жыл бұрын

Yea and that cut at 10:14 “What? you can’t b-“

@The_Void_Constellation

3 жыл бұрын

Yo Dan didn’t realize you were here?

@meirfivenight3442

3 жыл бұрын

@@qwertty5939 thanks for sharing your amazement, although you could've just thought it in your head and kept scrolling.

@willy9473

3 жыл бұрын

DAN

I love Charlie's little snickers after reading the title of a video

Man that video about Charlie at the beginning was so good

She was rich enough to make her son a snob but somehow not rich enough to take her own father out of poverty.

@sypir1181

3 жыл бұрын

or at least bring a turkey

@RedFloyd469

3 жыл бұрын

And also an awful mother if her son turned out that way to begin with.

@omster_

3 жыл бұрын

Or a buy him a turkey goddamnit

@creeperizak8971

3 жыл бұрын

I don't think it takes too much money to me your child a snob, it's about behavior.

I love how there’s actually people that find this inspiring

@ll9s813

2 жыл бұрын

I’m leavingmy pregnant wife. Because she wanted to test if I was cheating on her!!!! That’s the only reason!

@thejedicheese2229

2 жыл бұрын

so i can shock people

@yogirajraikar2044

2 жыл бұрын

Facebook moms

@DEV-rw7eu

2 жыл бұрын

@@ll9s813 what

@MrRahibzz

2 жыл бұрын

@@DEV-rw7eu yes check his dna with every other pregnant woman baby fetus thingy in the world

Cr1tikals commentary is gold

It doesn’t matter what’s on the outside, all that matters is what he puts in my insides

That dude seriously kicked his DAUGHTER out over his Girlfriend??!?? 😂 Talk about sad

@mr.cauliflower3536

3 жыл бұрын

Do you not know this is juat some made up shit, or are you ironic? Only person who'd do that is from deeply pathological family.

@playboi_caid8301

3 жыл бұрын

@@mr.cauliflower3536 he’s making fun of how dumb the plot of the videos are lol

@mnmsaregood1

3 жыл бұрын

shes clearly psycho too

@CaptainDoomsday

3 жыл бұрын

Ehhh, that one's plausible

@karatebat5156

3 жыл бұрын

Simp