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@ionga

2 жыл бұрын

Hey Crispy, I think the link for the thumbnail art is from your homophobe video and not from this one. It's the one with the guy raging with a shield around him that goes to Legends of Runeterra.

"I thought you were like that with ALL your friends, I'm just making sure you're not touch-starved." Hot damn, OP, let me high give you for that one.

@give-me-your-broadsword

Жыл бұрын

Mad respect on how OP handled “that guy” definitely something to book mark incase that happens.

@NeoVault_

9 ай бұрын

It was a clever and brilliant move.

Last OP with the touch starved jab and "if you actually saw her as a person, you wouldnt have to lock her in your basement to get her to be with you.", they have the best comebacks I've ever seen in a rpg horror story.

If she keeps saying she's a lesbian, no guy will ask her out. Oh...wait...

@manticore6963

2 жыл бұрын

It's almost as if all these guys claiming "that bisexual/lesbian girls are okay" only say it, because they fetishized bi/homosexual women to the point, that they forgot that it's not just a vehicle for a threeway.

@IzzyPR2010

Жыл бұрын

@@manticore6963 Also beware the guy that tells a lesbian " you're only that way until you hook up with me", because a guy that says that is thinking rape not romance.

@bubbykins4864

Жыл бұрын

The possibility of a male yandere can never be ruled out.

@dillongage

Жыл бұрын

@@bubbykins4864 a what? What does that even mean? I'm afraid to Google it.

@airplanemaniacgaming7877

Жыл бұрын

@@dillongage yandere chicks are the ones who are so obsessed with their one love, that they see ANYTHING that isn't them loving her as a threat, and to be eliminated. I.E. a Yandere sees their crush talk to another girl, they might see that girl as a "rival" or a threat to be "taken care of."

I always have the idea of a monk with no arms. They’re proficient in unarmed combat.

@notusingmyname4791

Жыл бұрын

he could just use way of astral self arms outside of combat... but would burn through ki like fire through a dry forest.

@urgae9125

7 ай бұрын

Could make their kicks that of canons, imagine shattering all of their ribs with a single blow because they didn’t take the no armed guy seriously

A pacifist is so simple to run. Go a high charisma spell caster with mostly buff and debuff spells. The only heal, hinder, or talk their way out of problems, no direct conflict unless 100000% necessary. Easy as pie

@xx4444xxDOTexe

2 жыл бұрын

Or even a non lethal monk. Just use fists and only the necessary force while never killing. Way of mercy works with it best

@2g33ksgamingttv3

2 жыл бұрын

@@xx4444xxDOTexe or even an oath of redemption paladin, all its abilities are focused around talking redeemable enemies down and can even tank hits for your party

@PanzerIVAE

2 жыл бұрын

You're still accomplice of violence and murder

@jdizzy192

2 жыл бұрын

@@PanzerIVAE Yeah because a pacifist shouldnt be a coward. They choose to go on a journey/take jobs in order to fund their endeavors or further some goal but that doesn't mean they themselves support killers. A military doctor may swear to do no harm but that doesn't mean they wont heal soldiers just because the soldiers will kill others. Their goal just happen to align at the moment

@letsplaysvonaja1714

2 жыл бұрын

@@PanzerIVAE self-defense When you try your best to prevent a fight it's not your fault when the enemy decides to get killed by your allies

About the DM in the third Story - _Sociopath_ is not a valid diagnosis. You don't get diagnosed "Sociopath", you get a diagnosis for a disorder like _Anti-social personality disorder_ . I have friends with that diagnosis. None of them act like that dude - the diagnosis mostly means you have low empathy/no sense of empathy. It's not a thing to brag about

@blissfulrain

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly! Sounds like the guy was just making things up to seem edgy or special.

Funny how WLW just.... don't exist to some men! They keep conveniently forgetting that the object of their affection isn't available to them in any sense.

@amiableapparition

2 жыл бұрын

I love how both of these stories involved lesbians like god ...damn... They really don't get it do they.

@nekomancer47

Жыл бұрын

What’s WLW?

@airplanemaniacgaming7877

Жыл бұрын

@@nekomancer47 Women Loving Women.

@danferrusquia2819

10 ай бұрын

It’s not that they don’t exist, it’s just that they’re all bi in these men’s eyes. These are the same guys to fetishize wlw sex

@dramaends

6 ай бұрын

Women having "relations" with other women are only doing it get attention and be sexy for men. Didn't you know that? /s

Nope, the worst is still the guy grooming the 14 year old by making her play post-game role playing sessions, first with dm and later without. He probably caused years of trauma and shame. We are so stupid at 14. We are so easily taken advantage of to people who know how awkward and unsure of everything grownup. It is disgusting. This was at least about adults.

@parrotenthusiast1181

2 жыл бұрын

Please tell me that story included involving the police?

@seeker995

2 жыл бұрын

We aren’t stupid at 14 we’re vulnerable and trusting

@seeker995

2 жыл бұрын

Actually yeah we do be stupid but that’s every age tho

@momsaid

Жыл бұрын

@@seeker995which is the same as stupid lol

@dillongage

Жыл бұрын

@Seeker that's just a polite way of saying stupid. It's okay, everyone, male of female, is stupid at 14.

Story 3: Good lord, asking her to meet her *in his room* is fucking terrifying. He was absolutely going to assault her. [Shivers]

@dipolarisland

2 жыл бұрын

[Pulls out Deagle]

@FrancisBonnefoy413

2 жыл бұрын

I'm glad somebody else also had this thought. So glad OP understood the immediate danger of going to any room alone with that utter creep, I was so tense when that came up.

@AsraliaX2

Жыл бұрын

If I was her I would bring a strong friend in standby and a machete hidden in case things go wrong

@rayanderson5797

Жыл бұрын

Yeah definitely was. Thankfully, OP seemed wary enough not to fall for it.

@gregjayonnaise8314

9 ай бұрын

I bet that if OP had asked him to meet her in a public spot, he’d get angry or defensive about it. Isolation is the go to tactic of abusers and predators, because they know people are stronger in higher numbers.

"Oh, you are a dm, alright, just not a super one" "where's the difference?" "PRESENTATION!"

@airplanemaniacgaming7877

Жыл бұрын

*_Welcome To The Jungle intensifies_*

Finally, a story where the That Guy gets his comeuppance early on. The girl saw the red flags immediately AND her friends got her back. Something about that is so satisfying.

BASEMENT: also im going to say this because I personally struggle with it myself so seeing it used as an excuse to harass someone pisses me off. Being touch starved is a actual thing. And it could be present in anyone, but is mostly seen in people who have physical contact as a love language, sometimes you just need some contact. However that is NO excuse for touching people, concent is still a 100% requirement.

@ratboy2

Жыл бұрын

exactly, ughhh ive definitely felt like that before, especially during the pandemic… sometimes people get lonely and need physical affection. using that as an excuse to harass someone really sucks

"And that, kids, is the story about how I fixed my D&D group by getting punched in the face." that line killed me xD

How do you make it 3 sessions after every NPC is porn? Oh wow, that last one doesn’t really seem much like an RPG horror story so much as just a straight up horror story.

Lucky she got out. Shitty situations like that can end in worse ways.

The toenail story is forever burned into my brain. I literally gagged and cringed from it. I later told my SO and he was completely aghast. Repulsive.

@TBG1

2 жыл бұрын

Do you know which video featured that story? I dunno it but wanna know

@VayaKahvi

2 жыл бұрын

@@TBG1 Same

Crispy: I don't think we are ever going to beat this. 2022: hold my beer. This is about to get crazy

@vidmanandrew09

2 жыл бұрын

At only three months in too! Oh boy…

"Come talk to me I want closure," closure from what!?! Letting your own imagination run wild?

"Hal" was as bad as his namesake. Minus the superpowers.

Is there a better ending than the bad guy getting dragged away by security wearing mouse ears? I can´t come up with much.

@red4643

Жыл бұрын

I mean.... there's also the fact that the dude now has a life long ban from all Walt Disney World properties, including the resorts and shopping areas.

"Do you see me as just a friend or do you think that anything is possible for you and I in the future?" I so wanted the response to be "We're not even friends. Stop harassing me."

OP from the last story is a master strategist. As what I've heard is true: the House of the Mousse does not f*ck around when it comes to violence in their parks.

@airplanemaniacgaming7877

Жыл бұрын

like a Christian Karen when she hears her child swear.

Intro Opener - This should have been discussed in session 0. It is so easy to find a non sexy vampire token or image to use it.

@mrroboshadow

2 жыл бұрын

well since OP said she quit the group as a whole im guessing the DM used porn as a habit and not as a lack of prep and the group all played with one hand if ya catch my drift

Man, that's true, about the lst story: That is a whole new level of worse DMs. And the OP of that story, that guy is a heroe, for sacrifying himself to get beaten by That Guy/DM, and I think that that was the only way to make this guy (That Guy/DM) showing his true colors.

The hugs at random and touch starved comment really set of every alarm bell I have. Won’t tell that story but I will tell my dice envy story! So I’m currently dming for a group that are mostly pretty new to Dnd. When I introduce people to Dnd I usually give them the dice craving because I dump my dice bag on the table and people see the copious amounts of dice I own. I had a player in a different game buy like 6 sets of dice in response to a dice craving I think I caused. Anyways one of the players bought this set of transparent dice with small adorable ducks in the middle. I have never felt so much dice envy as I did when I laid my eyes on that dice set. So yeah that’s my dice envy story.

"nah I just want him to try to do something then remember he has no arms and get really sad." I almost died laughing.

That last story was a hell of a doozy.

@spoonyluv19

2 жыл бұрын

Yea that guy is absolute cringe.

The pixie seems easy enough to fix Pick race modifiers and then just use the normal monk hit dice

Last story: what a goddamn national hero. Let's start a donation to build a statue of OP at Disney world on the site of this victory for justice.

I'm fully here for the sound of Crispy's soul leaving his body as he tries to answer the question "wtaf is up with the straights"

0:48 the sound of Crispy's ace-soul dying.

@lindafreeman7030

2 жыл бұрын

Some of the allos are really, really not alright at all.

It is always preferable and better to be a gentleman than a "nice guy"; a term that for a while, has baffled me but I think I understand it now. Jeeez.

@bigjedimullet

2 жыл бұрын

Gentleman: someone who is kind, courteous, and humble, without expecting praise or rewards, and who doesn’t “keep score” of friendly interactions Nice Guy: someone who believes they are owed something such as sex, romantic love, fame, money, etc, and views relationships as transactional (I do a nice thing for you, therefore you owe me).

@theofficerfactory2625

2 жыл бұрын

@@bigjedimullet Ugh. One of those types. Well that certainly clarifies things up a lot.

@hiro4344

2 жыл бұрын

Word.

@hiro4344

2 жыл бұрын

Beautifully put.

@theofficerfactory2625

2 жыл бұрын

@@hiro4344 I never could understand those who had to keep score of every single thing that happens in their life. I guess it’s either the way they were brought up or how they’re wired.

Hal, Airship Guy, Toenail Bro, and NPC Pornstar Man should get together to livestream their own D&D campaign.

@Normaschthewanderer

2 жыл бұрын

I'm sad the airship story got taken down.

@LordTeaboBaggins

2 жыл бұрын

@@Normaschthewanderer OMG DID THE AIRSHIP CRASH!? WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE DMPCS?

Dangit, an armless fighter sounds cool! They're a tough opponent and can take of themselves but they know that they're life would be easier with prosthetic arms, yet resist the idea because it feels like admitting that they're "broken" or "incomplete" without arms, and they refuse to feel like they need to be fixed in some way. Also "...the basement?!" (Also, you are really handsome, I enjoy seeing your face)

Crispy stroking his dice jar, was oddly soothing.

Boze's live chat came up with this, and it must be shared: "Mother, I crave skin." Any time that last antagonist says he's touch starved, just respond with this. It needs no context lol

He should have called her Roxy like Hal does in Megamind

@airplanemaniacgaming7877

Жыл бұрын

but who would OP be? Megamind? Minion? I dont know who would best fit OP!

I honestly can't understand why I like listening to these. I've never played rp. I've never played any tabletops or d&d at all, and yet I've been listening to these for like the past 2 weeks now. Why?!?!

I actually felt a little bad for the pixie knight guy. It seemed like he didn't really know what he was doing and got really happy when offered help. But then he bizarrely tried to create a character that relied on a single joke and then a spiteful character that was pacifist and acted like he was God's gift to the world. My sympathy quickly wore out for them and swapped to the DM, I hope they got better creation experiences after that. Um... Touched... Starved? Ew. Just... Just ew. Hal is just an absolute disgusting, slimey, creepy, abusive and all around pitiless incel level douchebag. May his rolls be forever 1s and his basement remain empty.

@mrsplays9817

11 ай бұрын

Being touch starved is a real thing, but that guy clearly didn't have it.

God I think I know what photo the intro story was talking about. The couch thing was pretty vague but when I remembered the character was a vampire I knew it had to be that photo of Peter Steele from Type O Negative.

That "Nice Guy DM" wasn't even any kind of Nice Guy. That's just a standard creep at best.could be a murderer. The "closure" stuff freaks me out

"You want to try and help somebody who's clearly being abused and that makes you just as bad as the abuser" Dude get a new therapist, what the hell

@dragowolfraven3806

2 жыл бұрын

Wtf kind of advice is that?😕

@notusingmyname4791

Жыл бұрын

the need to be viewed as superior was the only equivalency the therapist made... quit strawmanning.

I don’t think I can listen to these stories anymore. I’m a recovering Creep and That Guy and these videos just make me see too much of my old behavior patterns and remind me of all my worst mistakes that ultimately culminated in me losing the people I cared the most about.

@ratboy2

Жыл бұрын

Glad you’re on the path to recovery. Totally understandable why you wouldn’t want to hear these types of stories anymore. Best wishes ❤️

"I don't think we're ever going to beat this." God, I hope not.

"And it ends with physical assault. I don´t we´re ever going to beat this." I see what you did there.😁

The Basement?! What a… wow that guy.

Oh, don't say that last story might not get topped, trust me, there is always a worse one on the horizon somewhere.

Story 1: Honestly, DM could've let the guy make the armless fighter. Would've taught him a lesson about making one-note joke characters who exist for a single punchline that only their creator finds funny; see how long it takes for it to wear thin, and even give the fighter way more opportunities to make the "joke" happen than he normally should get. Make the dude tired of the gag in a single session and have him abandon the concept or adjust it to make it work with the prosthetics or magical augmentations the DM had suggested initially. Story 2: A dude willingly showing off a hentai folder to people asking for "closure" to a perceived romantic situation is crazy. This guy sees himself as the main protagonist of his anime life, and the idea of this "closure" conversation is, I'm willing to bet, that he is going to say something so amazing that it will change her mind and make her fall in love with him and she'll be his perfect waifu girlfriend forever. It's insane how these stories keep making me realize that types of dudes I thought disappeared a decade ago are still thriving. The very end of that is just further proof of his self-aggrandizing anime protagonist persona; dudes like that love claiming to be crazy because it gives them an edge, makes them weird and mysterious, at least in their minds. It's so stupid, and again, something I thought had vanished from general society after the early 2000's until I started watching RPG Horror Story videos.

With characters that need a little work to make them viable for a player’s expectations, as per what you said after story 2 about the cousin guy- I actually did that for my first game which is ongoing. A warlock player wanted to be Trapped in a Mask, so we homebrewed a bit onto the (at the tkme UA) Reborn ti have rules about getting a new host of his previous dies (it DID come up because a giant crit killed him), but he can still be killed of the mask is broken (has like an AC of 15 or 17, maybe 20, with 10hp). Party ended up getting closer to him after learning about this curse, and helped him get a new (willing) host and his goal is still to get free of this curse.

I'd just hug and touch on Hal everytime he tried.

Intro: Either OP missed the part where it was going to be an erotic adventure or the group didn't bother to have that info available before the first session. I feel like it's the latter, since it sounds like no one bothered to make sure everyone was on the same page. The Center of Attention: On the topic of characters being useful, I think the barbarian who wouldn't let the kobold go might count since while he could have been useful in combat, he was more interested in said kobold than fighting the enemies. Just felt like pointing out how even "useful" characters can be made useless by their own player. Nice Guy DM Outs Himself: Concerning that people refuses to take "no" for an answer. I guess they are taught the wrong message with persistence pays off. Hope OP is doing well after that encounter (and good on her to realize that she didn't trust the guy enough to be along with him in his room). Ending Your Game For tRuE lOve: And that one-up the previous story. Again, people need to learn to take "no" for an answer. Sadly, most people have trouble seeing when they are being manipulated (it wouldn't be effective if it was easy to notice), and this stuff happens. Glad OP was able to help everyone see it, even if he did get beat up in the process.

The basement???? Seriously unbalanced dude... I would have bailed when he said he was a diagnosed psychopath. Playing with crazy is.... crazy.

Ok I can say easily, JOKE characters can be useful. We have a Luma (think pigon) that has two different personalities, one a luchador, both are worshipers of the one true pudding, both are mildly insane (The non luchador side dances when he sees a mirror because he thinks its another bird and is greeting it) yet in a fight he's GOOD. He can punch he's our main melee fighter and is the comic relief of our story!

@An_Actual_Rat

2 жыл бұрын

That sounds hilarious. I dig the idea of a giant goofy pigeon character.

@madamecrystal

2 жыл бұрын

@@An_Actual_Rat Oh he's great! Actually look up bastard smols...you can judge for yourself

@AhstTraotee

2 жыл бұрын

Is his name Okosan, by any chance?

@madamecrystal

2 жыл бұрын

@@AhstTraotee Yes yes it is

moment I heard "Hal, like from Megamind." I went "oh. _Oh._ *_Oh."_*

Im upset we don't hear what happened to Hal after Disney. That sounds like a night in jail, a restraining order, and a missed flight.

@esbenm6544

Жыл бұрын

Hal is tied to a chair in a soundproof room below Space Mountain. "I see you're awake. You messed up, Hal. This is the happiest place on earth, and we take that pretty seriously here." "Come on, man. Just let me go and I wont come back. "That's right you won't. And if it was up to me, I would. But I'm affraid there are somebody who would like to have a few words with you first." "I'll go to the police!" "OK, Hal. While you're there, give my regards to police chief Eric Smith. Ask him if he and the family are enjoying those free season passes." Hal can't see the faces of the people who enter the room. They are dressed as Mickey, Goofy, and Donald. Each carry a bat.

@360entertainment2

Жыл бұрын

@@esbenm6544 since I can’t find the actual story on Reddit I’m taking this as the real epilogue!

you know those videos of people getting knocked out then curb stomped. If i see those things again. I am going to be looking at them from a different angle now.

'Do you have any feelings for me?' Nausea

@9:32 my kingdom for a cutaway gag of the horny prisoner bit from In Living Color. David Allen Grier shouting "A woman with HUGE BREAST-IST-TIS!"

NEET stands for "Not in education, employment or training." Not too far from being a shut in.

NEET stands for "Not in employment, education, or training." Usually around their twenties.

@360entertainment2

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like an excuse to be lazy!

@LynKora

Жыл бұрын

@360 Entertainment For some, yes. Others have reasons. Mine was an Elderly Mother who needed constant care. That was my job until my Father retired. Before you say it, we couldn't afford a special caretaker.

"NEET" stands for "Not in Education, Employment, or Training". Basically, it means they're unemployed by choice.

"I don't think we're ever going to beat this." Famous last words...

I made a rhythm of the true love one There once was a man with ugly neck hair As he hno girls, he was very unfair When he beat his friends to the ground He was dragged out the place with a big frown

5:06 I knew someone who played an armless monk that focused entire on kicks and other leg based combat

What lurks above the basement the nice guy. The only safe place is the BASMENT

The "fighter with no arms" thing: I had an idea for an OC like that a long time ago. Instead of having no arms, he instead has his arms stuck in a straight-jacket (because he's insane). He still fights with swords, but he holds them with his feet (using them kinda like stilts). I think you could change it to a greatsword using it like a pogo-stick instead.

A new Crispy video and some leftover cake. A wonderful combination!

I mean, at that point the guard killing him was his own fault. He chose to attack a guard

Petition to either get a Waffle iron for the tavern or to remove the chair that reminds me of a big waffle. I cant continue to live like this

The basement?! There has to be a dungeon pun down there somewhere

NEET is a term originating from Japan, it's an acronym for "Not in Employment, Education or Training." It is essentially someone who doesn't have a job and isn't going for an education and ONLY plays games. It's generally used for people who play video games, but I suppose it could be used for board games and TTRPGs too.

My friends and I took a break from playing while we went off to higher universities and such. After a few years we all wound up back near our original city. I convinced our old dm to start up again, his condition was that all our characters had to be able to contribute during combat. We usually get together and discuss our characters before hand to ensure that we have a good cohesive party.

99% of the time anyone frequently joking about suicide is just seeking attention, don't feed into it. I just say "well, good luck with that", and then move on. Usually they flip out and start screaming at me, thus proving they just wanted attention. My therapist told me the same thing about savior complexes though. I used to bend over backwards like OP did to "help" people. She does not approve fully of how I handle it now, but she does say atleast it's good I'm not stressing myself over others. Baby steps.

@360entertainment2

Жыл бұрын

My younger brother had an ex in high school who tried claiming she’d kill herself if he ever left her and he laughed in her face and walked off with another girl. Pure dick move on his part but the girl ended up hooking up with another dude who turned out to be emotionally abusive as well!

You can make a fighter with no arms. Haven't you heard of "Armless Tiger Man"? Granted, he's probably more of a Monk...

Since I listen to your videos while working on other things, the discord notification sounds made me check my discord. Just wanted to let you know you somehow managed to unintentionally trick me Crispy! *Shakes fist*

The Basement?! I love listening to your videos, and this one was especially full of toxicity.

I like the idea of a fighter with no arms. I’m not knowledgeable at all about D&D but if I was I’d like to make this concept it would be that he’s just really skilled at fighting with legs. Where he’s a skilled martial artist who lost his arms in an accident and learned how to fight with his legs. Then overtime he could find or acquire prosthetic arms or magic and relearn how to fight with arms. I think it’s sounds cool at least.

...now I'm even *more* worried about my internet friend, because the guy she started a relationship with sounds a lot like the guy from the last story...

Is Penny (last story) a reference to dr horrible? Bad guy entraps girl just less self aware?

I can't help but giggle at "All the way back in 4th edition"

NEET stands for "Not in Employment, Education, or Training"

THE BASEMENT AAAAHHHH

3 HP melee fighter doesn't sound that bad. I could see that as either a glass canon that can deal out major damage but needs to be babysat, or a fragile speedster type that relies on dodging to survive.

These stories are gonna help me not be a bad DM. I have attempted my first time DMing and I'm still stuck on things and this....some of these stories help me avoid some things. Also any tips you want to pass me please do!

@JackIntoGaming4721

2 жыл бұрын

My suggestion I would look at some DM advise videos here on KZread. Also talk with your players and get their feedback on how things. You can make it a thing where at the end of the session you all talk about what you liked or dislike and where you all can improve. Also don't forget to have fun, you and your players should be able to have fun in the game.

THE BASEMENT?!

OP is a hero! Hooray!

How Crispy strokes the dice xD Has something of Gollum

Pacifist Bard: Oh, I don't fight in battles. I am a journalist and I write up reports and news articles about what happened. I'm strictly non-combatant. OK, but can you heal the party afterwards? Can you buff them beforehand? Can you help with persuasion and performance, when we are actively trying to avoid combat? If the answer to those questions is "Yes," then you are a valuable member of the party, even though you don't fight. If the answer to those questions is "No, I'm just here to observe and write about it," then you are a drag on the party (because we'd have to fight to protect you, if it came to that, and drag you around with us), and a burden, and you might as well just be a talking quest token, and THOSE are played by the DM, thanks. DMs can create DMPCs who are nothing but talking quest tokens, to be carried from place to place, for plot reasons. "Oh! The king wants you to escort his princess daughter to X, so that she can get married to the prince there. Whoopsie! That prince was kidnapped, so now you have to take the princess to go on the rescue mission, so they can get married, the moment he is rescued. Whoops. He was killed just before you arrived. So now you have to escort the princess to Date #2, so she can marry him, because politics and marriages of alliances and all that, and she has no choice in the matter, and doesn't really care, anyway, because she is aromantic, but loves sex, so she'll happily marry whoever, and have his children, so long as he doesn't expect her to love him, and she doesn't even care if he has mistresses, so long as he is good in bed, when it's time to "do the royal duty," and doesn't embarrass her at court. So, she's happy to help her country and will marry whoever Daddy chooses, so you, as good subjects of your king, must bring her to her chosen spouse, wherever that may be, and on and on the adventures go, until you are level 20, and the sex-starved, but romantically unfeeling, princess FINALLY gets to marry Prince #17, and form a political alliance with the piddly little country that barely has an army, but has the last royal male standing in need of a bride. Which is bad news for all the OTHER royal princesses on the continent, who are now reduced to marrying dukes. Poor souls. But, yeah, if a PLAYER wants to create such a useless character, then they had BETTER at least be HELLA entertaining.

I when I heard that *arrangement* my mind went "Blaaarrrggghhh" Followed by more retching noises a tinge of shudder. I need something wholesome to cleanse the part of my brain that project mental images..

I like taking silly character ideas and playing them completely straight. I've got an Owlbear barbarian set for an upcoming game (she can't speak Common but she _does_ have a little drum she plays) and eventually I want to play a charlatan Rogue who's fully committed to convincing everyone she's a sorcerer

Hoooooly shit, you guys. I've had some heinous DnD experiences, but that last one takes the taco. I hope Hal goes to jail.

Playing the discord sound... boss battle move. I legit did a double take even though I haven't opened it a good 5months xD

12:50 damn, guy had so many Red Flags that he be lookin' like the flag store in my downtown district

Is that a shiranui pic from onmyoji in the tumbnail? Nice. That game needs more recognition

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Man, I fall for the sponsor-segue 'stories' every time. I was getting invested in the guy with Dice Envy, Crispy! What happened to them?!

The basement!

Once you said "Champions" I knew it would end poorly. Yeesh. Champions is horrid. ;D

Drunken pixie would be really fun to play... If only they were interested in actually playing.

Last story reminds me of the death stare monk and the happy singger bard were monk was apparently some sort of drug dealer in the end